Okay everyone, it's over. James doesn't know what harpies are.
What's a paladin? What's a harpy?
keep it a little longer on top until it becomes noticeable and then shave it off. Trust me man. Doing all the rogaine and pills sort of helps, but your hair doesn't look or feel right and it gets a different texture and it makes you look even worse. I wish I could have skipped all the crying over it and just gotten rid of it. Luckily going bald means you get a shit load testosterone so you should be able to grow a decent beard by the time you're uber bald....also get fit. It makes a difference.
Get the Mike Pinder & Phil Collins look. It's my plan if I start to bald.
>tfw you have hair so thick and luxurious women keep trying to capture you and hairdressers will not stop saying "JESUS CHRIST THIS SHIT IS THICK"
Feels good mang, but if it helps I pretty much lost on every other genetic front. But I'll never go fucking bald.
Started balding at the crown from age 17. I had long curly hair too, so by the time I got it cut short it looked goofy as fuck.
Best pray that you can grow a beard, otherwise genetics have really fucked you over. Get fit too. The fat bald guy is always the butt of jokes, but a fit bald guy is just a good looking dude.
Shave. When I'm going to be balding, I will shave. I've done some photoshop, and found out that I will look like this guy.
The people telling you that shaving your head will solve your problems are delusional. When you are bald you will be constantly ridiculed by your peers for it. Your identity will be defined as the bald guy. The first feature anyone will use to explain your appearance is your bald head. You will be the butt of bald jokes for the rest of your life. Any time you anger someone the first thing they will insult is your bald head. You will no longer be attractive to young women. If you're also short then you will be COMPLETELY fucked with women because they will genuinely see you as a lesser human being. Assuming you're relatively young, you will be seen as an outsider among people your age because even though it's not that uncommon, many people seem to think that you don't go bald when you're young. You should seriously consider getting on medication NOW. Talk to your doctor about finasteride maybe even dutasteride depending on how far your loss is. Go to baldtruth.com or hairlosstalk for information on treatment. I would also ignore the finasteride/dutasteride fear mongers because they're mostly full of shit.
If you're black and your head isn't oddly shaped you can actually consider shaving your head without getting a huge negative reaction.
I'm 24 and have some thinning. It usually grows back,but then sheds again. I'm not sure if it's balding or not.
Younger women like older looking men. Evolutionarily it's meant to show that you're able to provide or whatever, and bald men tend to have more testosterone. Some young women will fucking love it, but some won't. That's just the way it is. Being less that 5'6 and bald would be pretty terrible though.
I've been on finasteride for 3 years now, stopped all hair loss and even regrew some hair, and I've no problem with man tits AND I can get it up.
The thing is, you'll only ever hear about the people that weren't successful because they're more likely to visit a site to bitch about it
Lol I know baldtruthtalk sounds like the name of a conspiracy website, but it actually has some good information on FDA approved hairloss treatment and "treatments" that you should avoid because they're bullshit.
If you lose your hair, then just start wearing a mask, and pretend you're doing a bane cosplay
>Have my grandpa's hair
>At 93, he had more hair on his head than my mother and father combined
>My younger bro has my dad's hair
>Dad's bald, younger bro is already balding
Feels good, man
I remember that there was a survey that found, in order of attractiveness:
so if you're thinning your best bet is to cut your losses and not look like a drowned rat
Man, being Jason Statham would surely beat the hell out of working at a warehouse.
But hey, warehouse work beats the hell out of retail work so I'm happy I'm out of that shit AND get paid better
dont let this homo worry you, I was stressed a bit a couple of hairs always came out when I ran my fingers through. it's been two years and my hair is still the fuck longest and most feminine everything
Receding at temples is not the same as being bald. Someone with a receding hairline can still have aesthetically pleasing hair. Look at Jude Law in the talented Mr.Ripley, high temples but a pretty strong forelock so he still looks good.
>tfw can't grow beard
>tfw genetics have really fucked you over
>tfw have to trim beard every week because it grows too fast
Pretty much this. The entire series is satire of all of the over the top anime and manga out.
Every other character that One Punch Man encounters has the whole "My parents were killed when I was a child, I learned how to fight when I was forced into a martial arts tournament, I have the spirit of the ancient blood dragon inside me" bullshit when One Punch Man is just strong because he got tired of the same old bullshit each and everyday and decided to change his life around.
>wasted years of effort full of stress to make a movie nobody liked or cared about
>knocked out of youtube most subscribed list when he was top 10 at one point
>sjw wife that controls his life
>have a baby that has "complications at birth"
>lets mike run the site and pull the strings in internet drama
>losing more and more fans due to Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video
>rumors of being a cuck
>is losing passion and is getting bored with horror movies
>was never really into video games and sucks at it
>doesn't really know much about video games or movies fucking Mike knows way more than him
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video
If you're talking about his latest one about him "opening up" on AVGN, it's the biggest load of horseshit ever.
The only thing he does say that is true is that he "borrowed" content from other (and better) reviewers.
>beard refuses to fucking grow on my chin
Seriously what the fuck, I can plait this shit If I let it grow but it just doesnt grow under my lip, is there some kind of whale sperm or something I can rub on it to make it grow there?
Get in shape and go full bald.
Buy a wig
>tfw started balding at 18
>realized i'd use whatever time left i had with my hair to start working out
>also started growing a sick beard
trust me. if you're balding this is the best thing you can do. literally NOBODY will EVER fuck with you.
I wonder why people give so much of a fuck about this, anyway. Shaving your head is one of the easiest, cleanest haircuts you can do, it looks stylish and you don't need to spend time combing it or whatever.
Did anyone see the AVGN movie? It looks like crap
Anybody have DSP rubbing his dick video? No I'm not making this up. He accidentally posted on youtube a long time ago