A NON WORKING EXSPLOSIVE?

COLONEL, WE HAVE MANAGED TO AVOID ASPHYXIATION

KOWABUNGA, KOWABUNGA

YOU'RE EXCEPTIONALLY SKILLED

REPTILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>267209245
WAAAAAAAATER

STEEL COG!?

Tactical warfare has become problematic.

This is alright, don't you think?

Half a dozen shots... just right to eliminate a moving target.

TO WHOM DO THESE TRACKS IN THE SNOW BELONG TO

Internicine struggles fortified through mercenary contractors for the purpose of rapid solution of skirmishes that further increase the throughput of economic flow, creating a positive feedback flow has changed.

>>267209463
Hey what is that sound?

MICROSCOPIC ROBOTS, KIDDO.

Quartz Cats..

Out new house

Did you just say geek?

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INFLICT MORE PAIN UPON ME

>>267207538

People from the opposite faction that we're at war with everywhere!

Proceed, proceed, proceed!

I WILL RUIN YOU

>>267209538
CAN'T MAKE BORSCHT WITHOUT CHOPPING UP A FEW BEETROOTS

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YOU HAD KNOWLEDGE OF THESE PAST EVENTS!?

They set us up to be interacted with like mere instruments.

A SPYING POLAROID!?

LAWS OF THE WILD!

Jack can you help me remember why April 30th is important?

Try to recall the intricacies of Tae Kwon Do

Reptile! Have sex with me! Preferably at this moment!

The mobile vehicle has proceeded to shift positions.

Do you believe that infatuation can blossom in places such as a combat zone?

A SURROUNDED BOBCAT IS MORE HARMFUL THAN A COYOTE

THEY PLUCKED US LIKE A DAMN CELLO!

Headquarters, call me back.

LIZARD! IT HASN'T FINISHED, NOT AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME!

In an unrelated topic Jack, I eradicated your forebearers.

This is just like the cartoons from Japan that I like...

Attempt to recall some of the fundamentals of CQB.

>>267208997
okay I lold here

I AM COMPLETELY INDESTRUCTIBLE!

AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE!

た-ち-つ-て-と

Had to wait for a while didnt you?

I award the you the code name Large Leader

I'm atomic. I'm lacking restraint.

MICROSCOPIC ROBOTS, BOY.

I'M FEELING SLEEPY

DID YOU SAY A SINGLE MINDED EXPERT IN A PARTICULAR TECHNICAL FIELD?

I think it would be best for Jack to let it spin

DINGO.......... EXPIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>Unlimited cartridges

USE THE REINFORCED PAPER CUBE

>>267209720
YOU KNOW OF ALUMINUM SPROCKET? OUR MOST SECRET AFRICAN AMERICAN PROJECT?

I'LL WRENCH THE SOLUTIONS OUT OF YOU RATHER, MY OFFSPRING.

THOMPSON SUBMACHINE GUN

PICOBOTS, CHILD.

Serpent... Had a difficult time...

I am thunder, evolved water incarnate!

Do you think sexual relationships can develop, even in the fog of war?

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SIBLING!!

THOSE PEOPLE ENGAGED OUR CLAN LIKE A DAMN VIOLIN

GAIN WEIGHT AND EXPIRE

>>267210862

That sounds cooler than the original line.

i'll not dump your discomfort to the spineless lake - bad boss, steel cog hard 5: the elusive hurt

>>267210869
FLUID!

THERE'S ONLY SUFFICIENT SPACE FOR A SINGLE IGUANA, AND AN ISOLATED MASSIVE MANAGER!

observe this: the weapons of countrymen!

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Did you enjoy my creation?

Steel Cog...?!

I can't operate the ground effect vehicle alone.

DID YOU SAY NODE!?

>>267211209
I'm ok.

"If I had to describe my current status I would say it is okay" - Hideo Kojima

DID I GET YOU IN A STATE OF ANTICIPATION WHILST MY PRECISE LOCATION WAS KEPT AMBIGUOUS?

>>267210927
It's CHUCKLE AND CHOW-DOWN brah.

MOTHER BASE : BIG BOSS
BASED MOTHER : BOSS ;_;7

SON, OBEY THE HIGH CLASS PEOPLE

Chromatic Equiment?!

Located within a certain region... Is a secondary explosive device...

Semiautomatic Bobcat.

A - E - I - O - U

"The aforementioned parties are sure to be disgraced by their language and actions at a future date" - Hideki Kojima, designer of Metal Devil Gear 4

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you're kind of okay

Proxy websites designed for proxy users have became obsolete.

Internet... has changed.

KEPT YA WAITING HUH!!??

>>267211568
Your not bad I suppose

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This infernal dominant appendage, FLUID!

MISSION FAILED

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COUNTER BALANCE KNIFE.
QUICK SLASH.
RETRACT.

Previously I had the title of... Chinese cartoon master. - Octagon

Ew... - Doctor Nemo Hunter

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I ARRIVED FROM BEYOND THE STRATOSPHERE!
AS I CAME BACK I POSSESED ONLY ONE IMAGE!
THE EARTH BURNING UP!
ARE YOU AWARE OF WHAT I WITNESSED YONDER?
RAGE. A BIG AND BAD RAGE AT LIVING!
AS OF THIS MOMENT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE BLAZING HOTNESS OF THAT NON-PLEASANT NOIR SETTING!

You've changed the timeline, Boss!

>>267211436
You're decent imo

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Greetings Kowasaki

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>>267211803
You are not unpleasant.

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"MULTITUDINOUS ATTACKS" - Sharp Edge Wild Canine

>>267211869
>twin snakes

fuck off retard

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We shall become... the Children of Freedom!

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*speaks coherently*

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Miller?

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Allow me to demonstrate why I am the foremost mind-reader and stuff-mover on Earth.

Recall the fundamentals of short ranged battle

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>>267211803
Kek.

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What was this guy's name again?

>>267212042
Gay fuck

>>267212042
Chrome Canine

>>267208997
GOD DAMN IT ANON

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>Large Leader
>Colossal Commander
>Massive Manager
>Humongous Honcho
>Giant General
>Sizeable Supervisor
>Enormous Employer
>Robust Ruler
>Titanic Tyrant
>Voluminous Virtuoso

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SWORDS OF THE LOYALISTS

>>267212042
Clear Coyote

>>267212131
>Inflated Instructor

>>267211784
CRAB BATTLEEEEEEEEE

>>267211784
CRUSTACEAN FIGHT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_VINMmsus

I THOROUGHLY ENJOY REPLACING SPENT CARTRIDGES WHILST INVOLVED IN A FIREFIGHT

A BACKSIDE LETTER?

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THAT TECHNIQUE...

>>267212250
Your fairly adequate

I NOTICED YOU ENJOY A GOOD HELPING OF GHOSTS AND GOBLINS

>>267212184
OLI OLI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>267211970
AN Mi-25?

>>267212374
I'VE BROUGHT DOWN F-16S WITH THIS INFANT!

>>267212317
YOU SEEM TO FAVOUR DRAQULA HOUSE

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Thanks for yelling, Steph-chan

>>267211970
What's a Soviet whirlibird doing here?

Boss...why did it take you such a long time?

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>>267212665
Master Mullet, what business brings you to this place?!?

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Oh for the love of...

IM OVER HERE YOU TARD!! LOOK! RIGHT HERE!!! DO YOU SEE MEEE!!!????

>>267212317
>>267212553
YOU USE SAVE STATES VERY FREQUENTLY, YOU'RE EITHER VERY CAUTIOUS OR YOU'RE A PUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYY

SO, YOU LIKE TO PLAY MINESWEEPER?

microscopic clockwork contraptions, my figurative child

>>267212803
>>267212665
Were you included in Reptile's Payback?

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>>267213047
>Clockwork

Really?

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Reptile, did you enjoy my protective eyewear?

FOX...

KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...!

>>267211534
Jack Madden Jack Madden

Super special secret agent soldier unit...

DUCKHunt

HE WAS PRETENSE CEPHALOPOD.

ghosts of the woods.... my gratitude

UNABLE TOO DIE IN DARKNESS IN THE RELM OF BRIGHT

Seven rocket propelled grenades. More than sufficient to murder anything which has kinetic energy.

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INVERTEBRATES!!!

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What's the boss fight intro that hyped you the most? For me it was Ocelot's in MGS. His whole speech is so fucking good. Like, holy shit.

HERE IS MAJOR ZERO!

NOW, PLAIN ZERO!