Why does she make my dick go crazy?
Seriously, just the thought of her makes it twitch
She's obviously using magic to make them bigger. Jesus, anon, are you even trying today?
A shame they made her abusive. That shit just turns off my dick.
>Tharja trophy in Smash Bros. gets scrapped.
>Not even the most risque trophy.
Not that it matters much because I have pic related but still, what the fuck.
Posting the best grill. So perfect she gave her daughter an inferiority complex.
Because you're a stupid retard who likes sameface nip cartoons.
Ever since I saw Tharja I wanted to bang her, but then when I actually played the game Cordelia came around. Now Robin and his re-classed hero waifu are slaughtering hordes up and down the land and I couldn't be happier.
>have a dick
>looking at females drives said dick go crazy
I think you're looking at this situation the wrong way dude. Just take care of business, and then move on like a good little perv. Or at least start up a blatant R34 thread...
So much of her supports are about her getting over chrom though.
Not that it matters, every fucking woman in this game wants Chrom's dick and I don't blame them. Robin is a little bitch.
It's just a figure, nobody has given it a second glance. Plus you can minimize the lewd depending on which angle you present.
Friends and family fuck with figures like Samus, though, I guess because it has movable parts and is more toy-ish looking.
Speaking of, do you get anything from the beach DLC besides boners?
A ton of rather funny dialogue between first gen units.
For example, Cordelia points out how lewd Tharja's outfit is, and then Tharja goes into full embarassment panic mode. There's one where Olivia starts worshipping Tharja's body and asks to do a double act. Tharja says that she will if Olivia lets Tharja curse her with a spell that lets Tharja move Olivia around like a marionette before eventually letting Tharja control Olivia's thoughts as well.
Well, if you're really that desperate for lewd visuals the beach DLC gives Sorcerer units a swimsuit outfit for that map only.
Definitely not worth shelling out money for but honestly there's so much fucking dialogue in the scramble DLC that I'd say it's worth checking out if you're the kind of person who has to see everything for themselves.
>mfw PSGfags will never get a game by PlatGames
>Zone's working on a KekleKeK game
is it true?
>you only like Sumia because she makes pies
>not because she's an endearing qt3.14 sweetheart
>she wants Chrom's dick even more than Cordelia
Sumia is implied with Chrom only because of cutscenes early in the game
The entire basis of Cordelia's character is literally muh Chrom
>mfw I started hearing the OP of NGE in my head
That ain't what I meant and you know it.
Maps are decently challenging, saving all of the kids is sort of hard but doable. Enemy units are also pretty damned strong.
Plot is that the party goes to another dimension/timeline where Naga can't send the kids back in time. The kids try to get the Fire Emblem and the gems to Lucina so she can perform the Awakening and destroy Grima.
First mission is you coming to save Noire, Kjelle, Cynthia and Nah as they get trapped and disarmed by a group of Risen. Once disarmed, all of the kids break down and resign themselves to their fate, until you come along and rescue them
They all have unique dialogue with both their Mother, future self and Father. Nah, for example, has Nowi saying that she can hear the dead Nowi of that timeline, and that they're working together for her Daughter.
If Donnel is her father, she cries due to loosing the lucky stone that her father gave her, before Donnel hands it back to her and tells her to cheer up. Tharja vows to protect Noire, but if Libra talks to her, she gets mad as hell in her meek persona when Libra talks to her, cursing the Gods and Naga for letting such a faithful man die.
Kjelle tells Gaius she hates him because he told her he was a scumbag that went around stealing shit, but it turns out he was out there saving people from the Risen until he died without saying goodbye.
Map 2 is Owain and Inigo letting themselves get overwhelmed by Risen and cutting the bridge of escape, so Brady and Yarne can escape with the gems. If Chrom is Inigo's dad, Chrom says how proud he is. If Lonk is Owain's dad, The two share a sword related moment, and Owain asks Lonk if they can go into battle together, and Lonk agrees.
Map 3 is the final map with the rest of the kids, you have to defeat Grima.
Once you do, world is saved and you get an ending where the kids meet up and chat about how they're slowly fixing the world. Kjelle runs the new Shepards, Owain, Inigo and Brady start a theatre troupe...
It's all touching and neat.
Yeah I heard that too. I'm just saying that she seems better paired with someone other than robin. Does she end up doing anything nice for Robin that makes him actually like her, or is it just three levels of "I watch you sleep" and then Robin just gives up before she skins him?
Daily reminder that I started the first Tharja thread on /v/ and was the first to claim her as my waifu.
Just looking at her makes me vomit, and that's not even getting into her personality.
and that is all i have.
what's with Nintendo creating gloomy purple-ish girls that's obsess with the character's dick by sight?
>Team Magma Admin: Courtney
have they hit the gold mine?
i'm mean seriously, what's next? Kid Icarus? Animal Crossing? Mario? Kirby? Donkey Kong?
>robin's smash bros cheer will never be just tharja yelling his/her name
Don't take your penis out
Unless you really need to
indecent exposure is a class two fel oohhh neeeee~
DON'T TALK WATCH
DON'T TALK WATCH
YOU CAME HERE--WATCH IT
DON'T LIKE IT---WALK OUT
WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!
>mfw someone actually tried that
Fugging kek dude you can always try a comicon or some shit.
I know for a fact nothing but attention whorse and retarded weaboo sluts attend those things so im sure you can get at least someone to wear the outfit.
Doing a second run of Fire Emblem and I am playing as a FeM Robin, who should I get Tharja married to?
and Don't say Gaius cause when I tried that the way they got married was so retarded I restarted the game.
Well hey, with Capcom giving up on making kids fap to video games, Nintendo decided to pick up the torch.
I'm not going to tell you this combination won't stop your heart or make you shit uncontrollably, but this is all I have on the subject. I suggest doing a little more research on these individual drugs before consuming them.
I doubt he was taking supplements. I don't take anything like that and I can blow larger than he did, and with more force.
All I do is hydrate, edge, and know what muscles to use.
Cordelia's at a base what's known as a Tragic Ace (look up the definition if you don't know what that means).
She's a perfectionist because of her childhood hero and wishing to live up to the wishes of her friends, is hard on people who don't take care of themselves properly because she fears for the safety of everyone, and drives herself to help the others to the point where she runs herself into the ground more often than not.
She was alone and depressed for much of her life, shunned by others, and she thought herself an undesirable for a long time because of it.
Then in the events of the story, she loses the only people who she was ever close to (who she didn't even know they liked her), and gets scarred emotionally by it heavily. Hell, by the end of her support with MU she's breaking down in his arms crying about it. Despite that though she still presses on for the sake of being strong for those around her.
She still cherishes what she gets though, especially her new friendships with other people in the army
as well as the new love that can blossom from it.
None of those traits have anything to do with Chrom and all are fleshed out as much as they need to be. Heck, her crush on Chrom even is because of the things I mentioned (her loneliness and Chrom being genuinely nice to her for once), not the other way around.
Now how about explaining Sumia's character?
I know, its just something i'd rather not be reminded
That's just Tharja for you. Don't fight it.