Why does she make my dick go crazy? Seriously, just the thought

Is she your waifu, OP?

>>266507163

I she moving those book pages via fanny farts?

Too lewd for smash

Tharja and her bodystocking are just made for sex.

>>266507163
I know that feeling. Some characters like my waifu are just obscenely arousing. I end up having to masturbate if I spend too long looking at them.

>>266507163
Her tits are not nearly that big.

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>>266511802

She's obviously using magic to make them bigger. Jesus, anon, are you even trying today?

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A shame they made her abusive. That shit just turns off my dick.

why does she have breaker arms with thunder thighs and tits

>>266512302
I can read Japanese and I can confirm that she's NOT doing that, faggot.

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>Tharja trophy in Smash Bros. gets scrapped.
>Not even the most risque trophy.

Not that it matters much because I have pic related but still, what the fuck.

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Posting the best grill. So perfect she gave her daughter an inferiority complex.

Tharjafags are basically bronies, avoid at all costs

>>266512764
Obviously anyone that speaks Japanese would have huge breasts

>>266512564

it turns off your dick because you like men

>>266513234

>Says the faggot who clicked on then contributed to a Tharja thread.

>>266513285
Okay you are literally just spouting retarded drivel at this point.

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Because you're a stupid retard who likes sameface nip cartoons.

>>266507163
because autism

>>266512928
>best girl
This

Ever since I saw Tharja I wanted to bang her, but then when I actually played the game Cordelia came around. Now Robin and his re-classed hero waifu are slaughtering hordes up and down the land and I couldn't be happier.

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>>266513383

Wasn't even me.

>>266507163

>be straight
>have a dick
>looking at females drives said dick go crazy
>"WHY!?!?"

I think you're looking at this situation the wrong way dude. Just take care of business, and then move on like a good little perv. Or at least start up a blatant R34 thread...

>>266513625
She'll never love you as much as Chrom

>>266513773
she'll never leave you for chrom

>>266513773
So much of her supports are about her getting over chrom though.

Not that it matters, every fucking woman in this game wants Chrom's dick and I don't blame them. Robin is a little bitch.

>>266512904
H-how do you deal with having friends and/or family over if you own something like this? Do you hide it, or just leave it out?

>>266513383
No, that's Tharja in the pic.
I don't speak Japanese

>>266513706
Goddammit I read it in his voice.

>>266513831
>>266513773
I did like the little tick in her love profession to you.

"I'll love you over...all others."

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>>266513952

It's just a figure, nobody has given it a second glance. Plus you can minimize the lewd depending on which angle you present.

Friends and family fuck with figures like Samus, though, I guess because it has movable parts and is more toy-ish looking.

>>266514385
>Her ass is lewd
>The full on view is lewd
>Just her face is lewd

HOW DO YOU MINIMIZE THE LEWD? THE CAPE SIDE?

>>266514896
cover her with your window curtains

>>266514896

Cover her butt up with a curtain.

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>>266515613
Speaking of, do you get anything from the beach DLC besides boners?

>>266515804

An absolute shitload of dialogue. You could just read it up on youtube though.

>>266516136
Yeah I'm tempted to do that if the only point is sexy pictures.

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>>266516204

That face.

>>266515804
A ton of rather funny dialogue between first gen units.

For example, Cordelia points out how lewd Tharja's outfit is, and then Tharja goes into full embarassment panic mode. There's one where Olivia starts worshipping Tharja's body and asks to do a double act. Tharja says that she will if Olivia lets Tharja curse her with a spell that lets Tharja move Olivia around like a marionette before eventually letting Tharja control Olivia's thoughts as well.

>>266516379
Yeah, it's like a scolding "Haah? What are you stupid?" face.
I don't think Tharja is that type, she's just cold.
That's not Tharja at all

>>266516478
Mmm that's the other reason I'm tempted to look it up on youtube. Since, you know, I may have lost a unit or two.

>>266516213

Well, if you're really that desperate for lewd visuals the beach DLC gives Sorcerer units a swimsuit outfit for that map only.

Definitely not worth shelling out money for but honestly there's so much fucking dialogue in the scramble DLC that I'd say it's worth checking out if you're the kind of person who has to see everything for themselves.

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Tharja best slutfu
Sumia best waifu

>>266516617
YOU LOST ALL THE UNITS

>>266516775
You just like sumia because she makes pies.

But she wants Chrom's dick even more than Cordelia.

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>tfw no Tharja porn flash

>>266516818
NOT ALL OF THEM.

Like, you know...five. Or six. Not done with the game yet so I'm liable to lose a few more I'm sure.

>>266516957
>tfw no Tharja JAV

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>>266516980
>mfw PSGfags will never get a game by PlatGames

>>266516727
Best dialogue DLC is Future Past by far though.

God damn, that's one of the greatest DLC packs ever released for any game.

>>266516957
>yfw Zone abandoned both Tharja and a Yoriuchi flash games to work on a Shitlashit game

>>266517053
Can't THAT GUY who makes all those open up a kikestarter to take request to fuck you're waifu?

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>>266517053
>liking JAV
>being a JAVaman

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>>266517239
>Zone's working on a KekleKeK game
that's bullshit

is it true?

>>266517301
But son

Variety is good for you.

>>266517192
What's so good about it?

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>>266517239
H-h-he'll go back to it? Right?

>>266517192

It's pretty good. I do wish the kids would have dialogue with their future selves though, just for the fuckery it would cause.

>>266517239
Oh well it's a good thing I don't care about Zone anymore or I'd be dissapointed.

>>266516878
>you only like Sumia because she makes pies
>not because she's an endearing qt3.14 sweetheart

>she wants Chrom's dick even more than Cordelia

Sumia is implied with Chrom only because of cutscenes early in the game

The entire basis of Cordelia's character is literally muh Chrom

>>266517301
>not liking JAVs
What are you, a fag?

>>266512564
>A shame they made her abusive.
That's like the best part, niggah u gay.

>>266517764
Nah, that's just to appeal to stupid weaboos.

>>266517808
But it means you can be the best Dad ever!

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>>266517525
>Asians
>variety

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>>266514138
>mfw I started hearing the OP of NGE in my head

>>266517653
You would barely even notice it if her level ups didn't have her say the whole "this and more to be with him."

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>>266517928
That ain't what I meant and you know it.

>>266517239
>KlK
>anime
>Z doing anime
>ever again
nah

>>266516443
How much and where can I get that?

>>266518085
you win this round

>>266517192
Maps are decently challenging, saving all of the kids is sort of hard but doable. Enemy units are also pretty damned strong.

Plot is that the party goes to another dimension/timeline where Naga can't send the kids back in time. The kids try to get the Fire Emblem and the gems to Lucina so she can perform the Awakening and destroy Grima.

First mission is you coming to save Noire, Kjelle, Cynthia and Nah as they get trapped and disarmed by a group of Risen. Once disarmed, all of the kids break down and resign themselves to their fate, until you come along and rescue them

They all have unique dialogue with both their Mother, future self and Father. Nah, for example, has Nowi saying that she can hear the dead Nowi of that timeline, and that they're working together for her Daughter.

If Donnel is her father, she cries due to loosing the lucky stone that her father gave her, before Donnel hands it back to her and tells her to cheer up. Tharja vows to protect Noire, but if Libra talks to her, she gets mad as hell in her meek persona when Libra talks to her, cursing the Gods and Naga for letting such a faithful man die.

Kjelle tells Gaius she hates him because he told her he was a scumbag that went around stealing shit, but it turns out he was out there saving people from the Risen until he died without saying goodbye.

Map 2 is Owain and Inigo letting themselves get overwhelmed by Risen and cutting the bridge of escape, so Brady and Yarne can escape with the gems. If Chrom is Inigo's dad, Chrom says how proud he is. If Lonk is Owain's dad, The two share a sword related moment, and Owain asks Lonk if they can go into battle together, and Lonk agrees.

Map 3 is the final map with the rest of the kids, you have to defeat Grima.

Once you do, world is saved and you get an ending where the kids meet up and chat about how they're slowly fixing the world. Kjelle runs the new Shepards, Owain, Inigo and Brady start a theatre troupe...

It's all touching and neat.

>>266518402
So you just save that alternate timeline? Sounds neat though, I might get it.

>>266517239
Source on Zone doing tharja?

>>266507163
Is she yandere?

She look like one of those clingy obsessive types.

>>266519726
Stalker with possessive tendencies. She also probably goes insane in the bad timeline. She can be sweet, just has an odd way of showing it.

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>>266513443

>>266519726
>>266519848
She's pretty creepy around Robin (at least as far as I've gotten them) but I liked her interactions with Lon'q so I'm pairing her with him instead.

>>266520054
I paired her with Libra. Set her up with whoever you like, she stalks Robin as a hobby, not necessarily because she's in love with him.

>>266520560
Too many muscles.

>>266520302
Yeah I heard that too. I'm just saying that she seems better paired with someone other than robin. Does she end up doing anything nice for Robin that makes him actually like her, or is it just three levels of "I watch you sleep" and then Robin just gives up before she skins him?

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Daily reminder that I started the first Tharja thread on /v/ and was the first to claim her as my waifu.

This girl gave me a MASSIVE thing for body stockings.

What a great invention.

>>266521407
i fucked your waifu in my mind, so has most of /v/. Your waifu is a slut

How do you pronounce her name? Is it jah or yah?

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>>266507163
Just looking at her makes me vomit, and that's not even getting into her personality.

>>266521454
Sounds like me with Marie and stockings.

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and that is all i have.

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what's with Nintendo creating gloomy purple-ish girls that's obsess with the character's dick by sight?
>Tharja
>Team Magma Admin: Courtney
>Hex Maniac
>Cia
have they hit the gold mine?

i'm mean seriously, what's next? Kid Icarus? Animal Crossing? Mario? Kirby? Donkey Kong?

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>robin's smash bros cheer will never be just tharja yelling his/her name

>>266521407
>Old man Robin
Disgusting.

>>266521407
>That dialogue sequence

Why is robin such a straight edge.

>>266521848
That'd just be sad. No one cheering for Robin except her.

Better would be everyone shouting but then they stop and Tharja just keeps shouting for a few seconds.

>>266522012
Better than twinky Robin

I wish I knew someone who loved erping as her

>>266523437
>not knowing that most girls want to fuck twinks anyway
Im not even joking its friggan sad man

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>>266523529
I-I will anon-kun~<3

>>266514385
I have it too but I'm too embarrassed to open it

She's still in the box in my closet

>>266523887
Open the box
Masterbate violently to it
Cum all over it
Cum all over the nearest person living with (or around such as a neighbor)
Rinse&repeat
?
Profit?

>>266524061
Don't take your penis out

Unless you really need to

indecent exposure is a class two fel oohhh neeeee~

DON'T TALK WATCH

DON'T TALK WATCH

YOU CAME HERE--WATCH IT

DON'T LIKE IT---WALK OUT

WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!

>>266524256
AND WE'RE GOING TO SPEND IT ON DRUUUUGS

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>>266523887
>I'm too embarrassed to open it

HAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>>266523875
You got an email cutie?

>>266523875
Me first.

>>266524680
That's a strange looking hot glue gun...

>>266513943
>every fucking woman in this game wants Chrom's dick
not even 1/3 of the cast and I'm including the villager he may or not marry

>>266524784
[email protected]
P.S I like whips

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>>266524680

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>>266525410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozNOGI5fCa8

>>266524680
that glue is runny as fuck

how did tharja and robin have a baby if she's always behind him

>>266525410
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

[email protected]

;-;

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>>266525793
>mfw someone actually tried that
Fugging kek dude you can always try a comicon or some shit.
I know for a fact nothing but attention whorse and retarded weaboo sluts attend those things so im sure you can get at least someone to wear the outfit.

>>266523529
God damnit, I love the idea as ERPing as characters (I've done Dota before) but all my friends are way not into it

I remember when ERP'ers were mocked, now they fag up every thread.

>>266525742
Fu
Ta

>>266524680
My loads are never that big.
How can I change this?

>>266527282
stop masterbaiting for a few days simple as that

>>266527381
nope, that specific anon took some medicine/drugs

>>266527494
420

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>>266527494
funny works for me pretty well.

>>266527381
...any other ways?

>>266527494
what'd he take?

>>266517653
>The entire basis of Cordelia's character is literally muh Chrom

No, that's Sumia

Cordelia is more "muh dead friends" than "muh Chrom"

>>266514385
how do you explain having a toy on display in your room though?

>>266528141
the same way people explain collecting stamps

Doing a second run of Fire Emblem and I am playing as a FeM Robin, who should I get Tharja married to?
and Don't say Gaius cause when I tried that the way they got married was so retarded I restarted the game.

>>266521836
Nintendo started to become more waifu friendly ever since Kid Icarus Uprising, realizing their fanbase grew up, they decided to appeal to where we most think.

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>>266528883
Well hey, with Capcom giving up on making kids fap to video games, Nintendo decided to pick up the torch.

>>266527939
Explain her character, then, without mentioning Chrom

>>266520816
What are you, some kind of faggot?

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>>266527823
I'm not going to tell you this combination won't stop your heart or make you shit uncontrollably, but this is all I have on the subject. I suggest doing a little more research on these individual drugs before consuming them.

>>266514385
most hot glueable figurine in existence right there

I want to rub my dick against her outfit so badly.

>>266529585
I want to rub everywhere on or. Jesus Christ she is made of sex

>>266529376
I doubt he was taking supplements. I don't take anything like that and I can blow larger than he did, and with more force.

All I do is hydrate, edge, and know what muscles to use.

>>266529946
>and know what muscles to use
are you using a dildo too anon?

>>266529294
Sure.

Cordelia's at a base what's known as a Tragic Ace (look up the definition if you don't know what that means).

She's a perfectionist because of her childhood hero and wishing to live up to the wishes of her friends, is hard on people who don't take care of themselves properly because she fears for the safety of everyone, and drives herself to help the others to the point where she runs herself into the ground more often than not.

She was alone and depressed for much of her life, shunned by others, and she thought herself an undesirable for a long time because of it.

Then in the events of the story, she loses the only people who she was ever close to (who she didn't even know they liked her), and gets scarred emotionally by it heavily. Hell, by the end of her support with MU she's breaking down in his arms crying about it. Despite that though she still presses on for the sake of being strong for those around her.

She still cherishes what she gets though, especially her new friendships with other people in the army as well as the new love that can blossom from it.

None of those traits have anything to do with Chrom and all are fleshed out as much as they need to be. Heck, her crush on Chrom even is because of the things I mentioned (her loneliness and Chrom being genuinely nice to her for once), not the other way around.

Now how about explaining Sumia's character?

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>>266513952
>Normalfags

>>266530136
>Implying I'm a faggot

>>266530363
>no bulbasaur
get the fuck out

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>>266523742
I know, its just something i'd rather not be reminded

>>266530363
> those Saint Cloth Myths
Your alright

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>>266507163
That's just Tharja for you. Don't fight it.

>>266513952
Not him but for about 2 years I kept my figures unopened in my closet and under my bed until I moved out of parents house. Now I can display them freely because no visitors.

>>266530373
>and know what muscles to use
implying you're not to blame
come on anon

>>266530449
Oh that pic is old I own Venasaur now and some more stuff

I can't find my recent pics though, and everything is boxed right now

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>>266530363
indeed normal fags

>>266531023
>new Duke model
Am I the only one here who owns the old one from Duke 3D?

>>266531023
>mfw im to poor to own cool shit like this
>mfw i dont have reaction images because i dl at less than 40 kbps.
im cold.

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>>266530363
>no gunpla