Why is Little Mac referred to as LITTLE Mac when he is 5'

Because he comes from a world where all other boxer's are 7-9 feet tall?

>>266365446
You are responding to a copy pasta.
OP made this thread exclusively to:

-Bait
-Ask for Little Mac porn

>>266365352
>5'7"
>average

Yeah, nah. Not even close.

insecure lankets taking a cheap hit at normal people

5'7'' is average height because of all the Mexishits driving it down.

For pure white Americans like Little Mac, the average is 6'1''

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>>266365798
lmao rofl

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>mfw people who are under 6'8" haven't killed themselves yet

>>266365702
5'9 is average for guys in US.

>>266365352
5'7" heavyweight boxer.

>>266366031
Inaccurate, for some reason in the US hispanics are counted as White in surveys/studies like this.
I've even seen mulattoes classified as white.

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>mfw I'm 5'6 and my boyfriend prefers short guys

no one cares how tall anyone is you insecure little closet homo kids

>tfw 5'5
I'm normal where I come from, Mexico city. Then when I moved to the north of my country, everyone was taller than me and my friends constantly tease me because of it.

It sucks

He used to be 4'8"
Also he's boxing high above his league. All of his competitors are +6' except like 2 or 3

who gives a shit about height

just post more lewd mac

>>266365798
Lolno
Also:
>Little mac
>White
He's clearly a cutie brown latino boy

>>266366304

Spaniards ARE white, you idiot. Please, please learn some European history, America, I beg.

>>266366348
Well that's because you're gay and being short means you're basically a woman.

>>266366304

It's not a height of white people chart, it's the height of U.S.

>>266365352

>5'7 is average

who told you that

>>266365798

This. In white areas at 6'2 I feel like I'm average height or even slightly below average.

Dump me in the barrio and I'm almost a foot taller than all those little shits.

>>266365594
>implying there's not enough Little Mac porn in this world

>>266365352
I'm not that knowledgable in boxing, but isn't that a pretty short height for a heavyweight boxer?

Perhaps across genders but 5'7" is manlet tier.

He is little compared to the fucking gorillas he has to fight in the ring.

Kind of makes you wonder why he would put himself through all that suffering.

>>266366579
>tfw a mexican got in before a black in smash
this ain't right, bro

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>>266366585
>Spaniards ARE white

>>266366183

>tfw 6' even and I still feel short thanks to my dad

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>>266365798
>pure white Americans

>>266365352
last time I checked 5' 7" qualified as a manlet. LITTLE Mac is an accurate description.

>>266366585
hahaha, oh hahaha
>white

fuck off, moro besides, who the fuck cares what the color of your skin is? you're so fucking insecure you're disgusting

>>266366183
THe average is 5'10".

>>266366804

Thanks, anon.

Why are Americans such manlets?

>>266366348

how do gay people get partners so easily it's not fair

>>266366579
>>266366770
He's Italian.

Should all 'men' under 6'3'' be euthanized?

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Where were you when Freddy was ready

>>266366804
bout fucking time

>>266366853

You sound like the type of person who is unaware that Japan is composed of both Mongols and Polynesians, two races from completely different sides of the planet.

Nationality =/= race

Wiki this shit. It's not hard.

>>266366959
not anymore, bro.

>5'7 manlet
>all my uncles are 6'3+

It hurts to know my mother fucked some short hispanic trash

>>266365352
>5'7
>still shorter than Mario
Fuckin hell

How much is that in real measures like meters?

>Little Mac is supposedly 17 years old, and only 4 feet, 8 inches (5'7" in the Wii version of Punch-Out!!) and 107 pounds.

>>266367030

that's the icarly kid? man he's been eating his oatz

shame he's like 5'3

>>266366886
Let me tell you a little secret. I sucked more cocks than eaten pussy. I'm embarrassed to say it and a little sad at how easy is to get men compared to women.

I want a fucking girl, damn it, and those whores are so hard to get.

>>266367232
>I sucked more cocks than eaten pussy
hnnnngh

Anything below 6'2'' is manlet status.

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>>266365771
>"Fellow manlets, we need to hit back at tall people. Those heightist jerks are really starting to rustle my jimmies. How do we lash out?"
>"I've got it! LANKLETS!!"
>"Yeah then we'll call them insecure!"
>"HAHA! I bet if I climbed up on a ladder I could see their tears from here!"

>>266367043
I think you may've quoted the wrong guy.

>>266366726
He's all muscle

>>266365352
manlets are little. deal with it.

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>mfw vanilla midgets near me

>>266366804

Why is there no straight Little Mac porn?

>>266366667
What about slob Little Mac?

>5"10"
Am I alright /v/?

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>>266367118
>metric

4chan is an AMERICAN imageboard, fuck off you shithead.

>>266367516
well you're on /v/ so no

>>266366886
That's not true
I'm gay and haven't been in a relationship in 2 years
Most gay people are not interested in relationship and only want sex

>>266366458
I want to play with Maggie's titties.

>>266366886
It's super easy to find someone to fuck but finding dating material is pretty hard imo

>>266367405
There's some Samus/Mac around.

>>266367336

I am the 1%

>>266367405
There's tons of him fucking Zamus

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>had a short guy for a group project at university
>all the other guys were 5'10+
>one of girls in the group was around his height
>he was an asshole and everybody hated him

Correlation? I think so

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Your at gamestop for the midnight release and this guy walks up and slaps your ass.

What do you do?

Keep in mind he is 300 tons and 6.5 miles tall.

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>>266367405

Take your perverted fantasies elsewhere. That's fucking sick.

>>266367794

I guess you could say he has a short fuse

>>266367865
I'd be more worried if im alive

Check my 2

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>>266367905

>>266367865

Scream in terror as his 50 ton hand shatters my tailbone and severs my legs from my torso. Bleed and cry. Crawl through my own river of blood, my vision blurring as I am pulled up into his orbit.

>>266367794
Funny, its the opposite for me, and im 5'6

>tfw buff, good looking and smart people dont have to worry about things they cannot change

>little mac is good

Stay mad

>>266367865
>6.5 miles tall
>Barely taller than the 1250ft tall Empire State Building

Malets still lying about their height on the internet, I see.

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>>266368168
>little mac is good
>mfw I'm fucking awful with him for some reason

>>266367070
>hating on your father
you disgust me

>>266368168
>trying this hard
I guess i shouldn't be surprised a midget is insecure.

>>266367258
I was just experimenting, but I'm tired of not having sex with a woman. I just want a nice girlfriend at best, or at worst, fuck a slut in a party.

>>266367030

Money, Dietitian, Personal Trainer, and designer Steroids.

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>>266368347
>tfw projection

Diagnosis: Autism

>>266367337
If lankets doesn't affect you, why do you think manlets affect most of short people?

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>>266368556
>i-it doesn't effect me

sure it doesn't
>mfw manlet tears

>>266369004
Well it doesn't, why should it?

Delete all gays

>>266366304
Nope, if you look at the image mexicans are separated, accept the reality manlet.

I want Little Mac to fuck me.

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>OP not posting the best pic

I swear

>>266368462
>fuck a slut

don't fucking touch those bags of shit. masturbation is far, far better.

Grab a nice girl anon.

Every thread about Little Mac always turns into /fit/-tier shitposting about heights.

>>266367516
I'm 5'9, about 190lbs, about 7in/5.5in

As long as you are between
5'6" - 6'6" height

Your weight is between
150 - 250 pounds

And your dick is between
5.5/4.0 - 8.5/7.0 length/girth

You should be fine in life, quit being insecure faggots boasting about meaningless shit. Especially since looks, personality, sexuality, capital and potential/motivation are always more important if you are between these ranges.

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>5'5" dude
>Big feet
>Laid back

I've embraced life on hobbit mode. I'll never get short guys who try to demand respect (a Napoleon syndrome). It does the polar opposite in my opinion.

>>266369750
>5,5
>Big feet


Just act as smug as you can. Girls love to experiment.

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>>266369720

>5'6" - 6'6"

Try 5'11''-6'6''

>>266369950
>being a gigantic faggot

holy shit no thanks. You guys are fucking fragile anyone above 6' should consider suicide.

>>266369713
All my girlfriends have some kind of mental issue or have been married and they didn't tell me, while the ones that are sane, never accept me. I don't get it, I'm fairly attractive, I go to the gym, try to stay healthy, like to make them laugh.

I'm not even friendzoned, after a while, these crushes just get bored with me and it has happened since I was 13 years old, now I'm 23 and I'm scared that I'll never have a real girlfriend

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>>266370095
>upset manlet detected

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HELLO MY NAME IS GREG HEIMER AND I'M HERE TO DESTROY THE HOMOSEXUAL MENACE. EVERYDAY HUNDREDS OF GAYS MEET UP IN WASHINGTON DC IN THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS TO ARTICULATELY PLAN THEIR AGENDAS. TO CONVERT YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR CHILDREN, AND EVEN YOUR PETS TO CONFORM TO THEIR DEGENERATE WAYS. HOW DI WE STOP THEM YOU ASK? WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND. WE WILL NOT ALLOW THEIR HOMOSEXUAL STEAMROLLER TO CRUSH US AT A BLOW. NEVER! ALL THE ARMIES OF EUROPE AND ASIA COULD NOT, BY FORCE, TAKE A DRINK FROM THE OHIO RIVER OR SET A TRACK ON THE BLUE RIDGE IN THE TRIAL OF A THOUSAND YEARS. IF DESTRUCTION BE OUR LOT, WE OURSELVES MUST BE ITS AUTHOR AND FINISHER. AS A NATION OF FREE MEN, WE WILL LIVE FOREVER, OR DIE BY SUICIDE.

>>266369720
>4" girth
>acceptable
For threading a needle, maybe

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>>266370095

>>266369750
>hobbit mode.

Welp, I now realize my life's ambition. I was fucked out of dwarf mode anyway since I can't grow a beard.

>>266370293
I want to believe this copypasta is satire, but I have this sinking feeling the author was serious

>>266370589
Try trap mode instead, anon.

>>266370095
>>266370281
>"he's an angry elf"

http://youtu.be/pLSZRrgSl_o

>>266370347
how do you measure girth

I like to think I have a thick cock but I want to be sure

>>266366791
Same, my dad is 6'5.

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>tfw 6'2"

>>266370857
Get a guy to suck you off, has to be a gay.

Girls don't know shit about dicks.

>>266370857
Get a flexible tape measure, or a string or cord that does not stretch
Get hard
Wrap around dick at the middle of shaft
Read measure or measure string length
Tada
Optional: Boast about coke can dick

>>266370617
It's OC, surprisingly enough.

>>266371140
>tfw 5'7''

life was pain util I decided to become a trap

>>266365771
>lankets
>implying I'm not 280 pounds of rippling muscle

>make fun of manlets because it's just a 4chan thing
>not serious at all
>manlets get all wizardchan and start commiserating about how their short statures have doomed them

It's no fun when you guys just take it lying down.

>>266371413
It's true though, manlets have no place in society as a man.

They should kill themselves or become the women in gay relationships.

>>266371310
Rippling, perhaps. Muscle, perhaps not.

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>tfw 6'1"
>tfw everyone I meet expects me to top them
>tfw no qt bf to top me
;_; life is hard.

>>266366464

I think the only one who is even close to his size is Glass Joe and MAYBE Don Flamenco.

Everyone else towers over him.

>>266367405

>implying any women want to fuck a manlet

>>266370103
Don't be a boring faggot. Fight with them, give them demands, act smug, argue your points/opinions, give not one fuck about theirs if it's about who you are as a person. They date assholes for this reason, they stay with guys that beat them for this reason, they might stay if you regularly cheat on them for this reason. Everything with balance, but give them what they give you. Most people don't know what they want, be something worth wanting. If you would want to fuck you, so will they.

because he has a small dick

>>266371704
>2014
>not wanting to be top masterrace
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

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>>266365352
>all thse freakish lanklets itt trying to justify their height

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>tfw 5'9
>tfw I always false flag these threads making fun of manlets because i'm not insecure about my height

You're all faggots

>>266372035

butthurt manlet detected

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>>266367865
You are at bot lane when this guy zaps your carrys ass.

What do you do?

Keep in mind he is lvl 6 and has a haste rune.

>>266372035
i'm tall and muscular

>>266372425

>lying on the internet

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>>266365352
who cares, post more Little Mac + Samus

I'm sorry fellow manlets, but anything under 5'11 is short. I'm 5'8 and I'm pretty much the smallest guy in a given group. Hell, even girls are as tall as me.

>>266371913
>Fight them, give them demands
Is there a way to do this without sounding like an annoying, spoiled brat? I guess sounding a little authoritarian

>>266372035
>cherry picking: the image: the movie: the game: the motion picture: the series: millennium edition

>>266372527
>lying on the internet

As opposed to what, lying on the ground?

Want to hear the biggest joke in the world?
lanklets

>>266372630
Yell. When appropriate.

>>266372005
I do it I get enjoyment out of it, but I just want to role-swap so much. Sometimes I want to be little the spoon and cuddle into someone bigger than me.

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>>266372652

>>266372786
Suck my dick, bitch! Do it!

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>>266372035
>145 pounds
>ripped

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>average height for women in US is like 5'4"
>men thinking they need to be literal giants to them in comparison

Jesus christ man, there are so many times I have turned down giant men because it is just so awkward to be with someone who is over an entire foot taller than you. It's just ridiculous. No woman wants to have to use a step ladder to kiss their husband. The only one who thinks height is that important is other man, it's just a dick measuring competition but with your entire bodies.

>tfw 182cm
that's what? 5' 11.5" in shitty american height?

>>266372979

>implying you're a girl

>>266372652
dont be a mad man anon

>>266373017

It's a fraction off 6 feet.

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>>266372979
>th-they're laughing at my height!
>I'll pretend to be a girl that likes short men, that'll show them!

>>266372979
5'6 actually. And girls nowadays are pushing 5'9.
>>266373017
Just about 5'11.

>>266365446
in the NES version he was 1.42 m pretty short

>>266373034
well I am when im in a relationship

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Ihr kleinen Witzfiguren.

>>266373148
What kind of giant women are you meeting? Most girls I meet never go past like 5'6". I'm only 5 ft myself. Where do you live anyway?

>>266373138
>>266373034
You don't have to believe me, but it's the truth.

>>266373239
First result:
https://www.google.com/search?q=average+height+of+women+in+the+US&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb

>In contrast, nearly half of the women – 48.9 percent – wanted to date only men taller than they are. The second part of the study included 54 male (average height of 5 feet 9 inches) and 131 female volunteers (average height of 5 feet 4 inches) recruited from a U.S. university.

>>266365352
cause you have obviously never fucking played fucking punch out you dumb fucking faggot

if you played it you would have fucking known you big dumb queer

>>266373239
Are you of hispanic, asian, or some form of native descent? Most females around here at least match my height of 5'5 imperial, and my boyfriend (6'1 or 6'3, can't remember) enjoys calling me "Kiddo" because of how "tiny" I apparently am.

>>266373148
>>266373126
181cm = 5' 11"
183cm = 6'
I'm 182cm
>tfw so close to 6'

>>266371807
Ur mum

>>266373417
Nah, I'm white.

>>266373239
The US. NC to be exact. Most girls are at my eye level in my college. Some even taller than me. My sister's only 12 and she's almost 5'7.

>>266369720
>I'm 5'9, about 190lbs
lol fatbody

>>266373556
Are you sure you don't just think most women are around your height because the women in your family and close to you just tend to be taller?

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>>266373512

She did actually, my dad's 5'8.

>tfw 6'2

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>>266372542

>>266370617
>go visit /pol/ on a whim
>a few interesting threads about history
>everything else is shit
>literally 4-5 threads that are literally just asking "hey /pol/ I just watched apocalypse now and enjoyed it, is this degenerate?"

I just dont get it

>>266373659
Uh, no. I think women are taller because I literally look straight forward into their eyes when I talk to them.

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>>266373739
My dad is 5'6" and my mom is 5'4". My grandma was the same height as me at 5 feet. No Asian background at all, mostly Swedish, German, etc.

>>266373857
>I literally look straight forward into their eyes when I talk to them.
Confirmed for not man then

>>266373857

I think you're not as tall as you think you are, then.

Either that or your college is extremely anomalous.

>tfw 5.5 ft

I feel comfortable with my height, though you guys made me think, what do my taller friends think of me?

>>266372818
yeah I've never understood people who don't want to switch it up, like how can you possibly expect to be a good top if you don't know what its like to be a bottom?

I mainly top but I love to mix it up too.

>>266374159
>what do my taller friends think of me?
They secretly want to dress you up as a girl and play pretend with you

>>266374046
>>266374047
Nah, like I said my sister is 5'7 and I can tell I'm taller because my eyes have to lower to meet hers. But these girls are just like right up there with me.

>>266372979
timestamp or not female (or just absolutely hideous lol)

>>266374302
Why are you looking women in the eye?

>>266374347
We can go with absolutely hideous if you want, it's not like it would matter in this context.

>>266374159
Maybe you should ask them, normalfag.
>friends

>>266374302

Your sister isn't 5'7. If she is she's a fucking giant. I'm 6'2 and I was no more than 5'4 at 12 and I wasn't particularly short, and i'm a guy.

>>266374386
It's proper manners?

>>266374232
I'm actually pretty bulky and muscular compared to them.

>>266373739
>dad 5'9, brown hair
>mom 5'8, brown hair
>me 6'3, blonde hair

And yet I've got the same eye colour, and blood type as my father, plus a genetic condition I inheritedfrom him. No idea where the height and the hair came from, some weird genetic shit went on there.

>>266374629
She's lanky though. Basically a stick.

>>266369440
UNFFFFFF

>>266374778
What about your grandparents?

>>266374629
My girlfriend's 5'9, and only an inch shorter than I am.

>>266374629
I think he is overshooting quite a bit, but women do get their growth spurts before men. It's just that men take longer to mature as adults because they need more time to grow to become bigger than women. They had to be because they were the ones doing most of the muscle work.

>>266374883

Is your girlfriend 12?

>>266367232
Surely you don't mean the whores, but the normal girls. The fact of the matter is whores ARE easy to get, hence the name.

>>266374228
Because I don't want something in my ass, you fucking faggot.

TOP TIL I DROP

>>266374906
its true, its also why men have more of a craving for red meat than women and women have more of a craving for sugar than men, because back when people were hunter gatherers it was the men who went on hunting expeditions while the women sat in the cave on their fat ass all day eating chocolates

>>266374975
No, she's 23. I haven't been following the thread, but I saw that guy say that it was weird that the girl was 5'7 and figured I'd mention that.

>>266375107

Well your post was pointless then.

>>266375070
Well yeah, that's what I mean. By a whore, I meant a normal girl with no mental issues, which for some reason I keep attracting.

>>266374879
My dad's dad is like 5'6 and his mom is like 4'8. My mom's dad was apparently about 5'9 but died before I was born, her mom was like 5'5.

>>266374778
>tfw you're adopted and the things you "inherited" were coincidences
Sorry, anon.

>>266375075
>Because I don't want something in my ass
why not, it feels good

>>266375213
How tall is your mom's secret lover?

>>266375085
>while the women sat in the cave on their fat ass all day eating chocolates
Uhh not quite. You see babies kind of can't take care of themselves, and need someone there to do it for them in order for the species to survive. As women are the ones who nurse and get kind of weak after giving brith and need recovery time, they were the ones to stay with the babies and take care of them while the men brought back food to sustain them. Both sides are equally important, without one the offspring wouldn't survive.

>>266365352
What heavyweight you know is 5'7" that isn't a vanilla midget wrestler?

>>266375085
> women have more of a craving for sugar than me

Damn, I always knew I was secretly a chick.

>>266374778

I think my dad's short because he's smoked since he was 9.

His brother is about 6 feet and his parents are taller than him.

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>>266365352

>>266375189
oh silly anon, when will you learn that women think differently from men, they're ruled much more by their emotions than rationality

what you see as mental issues is just normal

>>266375382

>that angry face

Fucking perfect.

>>266375331
holy shit dude that was obviously a fucking joke

are you literally autistic?

>>266375343
Women have more of a craving for sugar because they need reserves in their body to sustain a pregnancy in case of famine or something. Food is more scarce when you have to go and hunt it yourself, it is also why women store their fat in their hips and butt area, the area that feeds nutrients to babies during pregnancy. Men store it in their stomachs for more activity.

>>266375331
I think what should've tipped this off as a joke to you considering that people did not eat chocolate when they lived in caves.

>>266370103
>23
>never

relax bro. you've got a long road ahead. Age isn't an issue unless you age really badly. I'm 27 and i'm still filtering through 20-24 year olds. people tell me i'm still young. just keep being exceptional. you'll find one. learn how to network better. single chicks everywhere.

>>266365352
Small peepee

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>>266372527
But I'm not, retarded manlet.

>>266375482
>are you literally autistic?
Yes

>>266375570
I knew it was a joke.

>>266375392
Being a wicca girl that stalks me, then when I break up with her she cries for 3 hours, convinces me to let her suck my cock so i don't leave her, then tells me she is a tree and a wolf af the same, has some kind of tulpa that wants to kill her and then steals my soul for all eternity is normal?

Or what about another one that kept hording animals for apparently no reason, until she tell me it was to fill the hole in her heart her father left for not loving her?

>>266375628
thank mr skeltal

>>266375628

6/10 bait

>>266375628
Your arm looks like mine and I am a woman

>>266375624
The dude's probaby hung like a mule. The name's probably just an ironic joke.

>>266366134
>6'8"
>ever wanting to fly a military jet
>ever wanting to race professionally

have fun

ill have fun being 6'1"

>>266375692
sad to say it but yeah thats pretty much standard

>>266375692
>not ditching the Wicca as soon as you found out she was witch scum
>not ditching the hoarder at the first inkling of her being a hoarder
You're bringing this upon yourself.

>>266375793

>responding to obvious bait

Any excuse to point out your height huh, lanklet?

>>266375392
I have autism so I can't really be ruled by emotions

>>266375628
skeleington/10

>>266375778
ONDONL
NDONLO
DONLON
ONLOND
NLONDO

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>>266369286
white hispanic / black hispanic
You wouldn't believe the games our politicians play

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>>266365352
That's not why he's "little".

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>>266375913
Still more muscle than you, fucking midget.

>>266375317
>>266375243
Man, I dunno, she'd have to have found someone who was like an identical twin of my dad except taller. I'm basically a taller, blonde version of him.

I wish I was adopted, maybe I could escape the family curse then.

>>266375365
Yeah, my dad started smoking when he was like twelve and started drinking tea when he was like two.

Fucking brits, no wonder his family's so short

>>266375628
Lift faggot.

Jesus, even a manlet who lift is better than your skinny ass

>>266375075
>being a faggot
>not wanting things in your butt

That's sacrilege, anon. It's the best part.

>>266376025
LMFAO you're skinnier than the twinks in gay porn

>>266375976
Probably because people think "white" and "Caucasian" are the same. Hispanic people are Caucasian, but they are not white. Caucasian means you have European ancestry, white means that're you're, well, white.

>>266376025
>All that bone.

noice b8

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>>266365352
Average adult male height in the U.S. is 5'9".

He can be considered little, objectively speaking.

Few places in the world have an average male height that exceeds 6'. Scandinavians are just pale freaks.

>>266376219
As someone who has watched a lot of gay porn over the years, for research, I can confirm this.

Buy a wig and a dragon dildo.

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>>266376025

>>266376025
How much do you weigh, 110 pounds?

>>266376220
I thought Hispanic people descended from the native Central American civilizations.

Fucking manlets, they never learn.

>>266366857
5'9" according to the CIA.

>>266376316
>implying a dragon dildo wouldn't rip through that slender frame and cause organ failure

>>266375628
>skeletons are posting on /v/ RIGHT NOW

>>266376316
>wig

That ruins traps every time. Just get a skirt and a giant horse dong, that's all you need.

>>266376025
for real eat something I think you might be dying

>>266367232
hnng

>>266376365
They come from those and European like Spaniards.

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>>266376416

>>266376365
native/spaniard(or portugese) mixes

An entire race of what is basically a mulatto, but with natives instead of nignogs

>>266366134
5'8" manlet here.
It feels fucking good that I can put on a skirt and look cute.

Question is, why haven't you giants killed yourselves?

>>266376365
Hispanics are descended from the Central and South American civilizations heavily, heavily interbreeding with Spanish colonists.

Spaniards are like 2/3 white after interbreeding with the Moors so I'd say Hispanics are like 1/3 white.

>>266375628
It's okay, bro. Skeletons can't lift.

>>266376365
worse. some are descended from spaniards (moors)

>>266376306
But why change his height? He was 4'7" originally, which can be easily considered little by everyone, even the Japanese, whose average male height is 5'7".
Why would they go for 2 inches under US average in Punch Out Wii?

>>266376607
What's a Moor, again?

>>266376365
70% of the population is descendent from indigenous civilizations, while the rest is inbreeding between everything. European, africans, asians, etc.

>>266376025
I thought I asked for boneless chicken!?

>>266373562
/fit/

Learn what bulking is skinny fat

>>266376795
May god, gay porn is fucking disgusting... coming from a guy who's OK with traps. Ugh.

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>>266376025

>>266376789

Because riceniggers are masochists

>>266376802
Arabs who took over Spain for a while.

>>266376365
Hispanics are the descendants of Spaniards (note: Spain was utterly dominated and raped by mudskin Moors for nearly a millenium) and the native populations of those lands.

They are not considered white by anyone smart.

>>266376802
islamics from north africa/arabia/etc, they owned an empire from spain to persia

>>266375860
>>266375857
Well shit, I thougt it would be cute to date a wicca girl, but I didn't expect that level of insanity.

And with the animal lover, I thought she was maternal, not someone with daddy issues.

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>>266376759
sure they can

>>266376789
Honestly, I have no idea. His original height was just fine in communicating his name.

Now he's just... "Slightly Below Average" Mac.

>>266376802
Arab invader. They looked like subsaharan africans.

>>266376025
Are you a trap?

>>266365352
I thought it was 5'9". If he's 5'7", Then Mike Tyson was over over 8'. Bald Bull would have been like 10'. Isn't he like 3'8"?

>>266367634

That kind of goes with either gender and any sexuality.

>>266376954
produced gay porn is pretty bad, but amateur stuff is good

produced porn is full of bright lights shining in places where they really shouldn't, I don't want to look at glistening anal mucus

>>266366134
>He thinks he isn't a freak

>>266377078
Holy shit, skellington getting that BULK!

>>266376802
Arabic muslims who conquered Spain and much of western Asia.

They're the reason why Spanish has a lot of words that are arabic in origin.

>>266376954

Newsflash: Heterosexual crossdressing fetish fantasies aren't the same as gay porn. More at 12.

>>266375628
Lmao. Here's your representative lankets.

>>266377151
Original NES height was 4'7". In Punch Out Wii they updated him to be 5'7"

>mods delete a gamergrub thread
>let this /fit/ 2.0 thread go on

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>>266377263
Not sure what you're trying to say here but yeah, darktrap videos or something like that definitely aren't the same as this shit above.

Why won't they learn /v/

They get mad as fuck and bump these threads and post and post and post and invent terms like lanklet to cover their insecurity

But they just
won't
learn

>>266365352
>tfw shorter than Little Mac
I actually don't mind all that much, but it still strikes me as funny.

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>>266372239
I'll reduce the damage by 50% and slap him right back of course.
Fuck magic!

>>266375739
KEK

>>266377439
>tfw same height as little mac
>tfw live in the Bronx
>tfw box as a hobby
now if only I had his body

>>266377001
only idiots define themselves as white.

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>>266375382
>that max salty expression

At least I'm king level

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>6'1 late 20's white master race

>haven't left house in 14 years

>gain muscle easily, but bald as fuck.

>manlets are out there getting left over pussy while I am fapping to doujin hentai games

>no good video games have come out in years

>>266377425

learn what?

>>266377890
idk what else to define myself as, I'm jewish but not religious and don't really consider that as my identity

my family's been in the US for around 150 years and comes from all over the place, Poland, Germany, Russia, Ukraine, Romania

what the fuck else am I supposed to identify as?

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>>266377974
ahem

>>266378060
A trigendered pansexual transethnic polykin of a lamp, a tiger shark, and Birdo, of course.

>>266378060
Euorpean-American

Or just American because 150 fucking years

>>266377890
Nah, "white" is a pretty clear cut identifier. It means someone from Europe.

Not from Europe? Not white. You're whatever ethnic group there is in your family's country of origin.

Family's from Latin America? You're hispanic.
Family's from Africa? You're black
Family's from Asia? You're asian
Family's from the Pacific? You're Pacific Islander

"White" is not just referring to skin color, otherwise every Chinese, Japanese, and Korean counts as white. Which is clearly bullshit.

>>266375879
wish i was lanky so i could fuck alternative rock girls

>>266378303
American is a nationality, not a race.

>i'm 5'9
>younger brother is 6'7
what went wrong?

>>266378418
nothing's stopping you now

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He is little compared to the niggas hes fighting. Come on guys r u retarted ayy lmao

>>266378060
If you family has been here for 2 generations, you don't get a claim to your family's origin. You're just a fucking American.

This is why "African American" is fucking retarded. These are people whose ancestors have been in the U.S. longer than many Anglo Saxon families. But the latter is just referred to as White, while the former is "African" American despite being further removed from Africa the most other groups are from their regions.

>>266378469

You just got unlucky bro.

It's alright, at 5'9 atleast you're not THAT short that anyone would brand you as short just by looking at you.

Try being 5'4.

>>266378467
I wasnt talking about race

>>266378361
Except Spanish people are Hispanic, not just people from Latin America.

>>266378475
most rigged boxing match ever

>>266378467
Race is not a biologically sound concept.

And while "American" is a nationality, it's also slowly becoming an ethnic background as well.

>>266378475
Did Lil' Mac always have such a balloon butt?

>>266378650
Not really, Spaniards don't look very similar to latinos.

Hispanic right now only refers to the later.

So is being retarded about other people's height a /v/ meme or a /fit/ meme?

>>266378773
His·pan·ic (h-spnk)
adj.
1. Of or relating to Spain or Spanish-speaking Latin America.
2. Of or relating to a Spanish-speaking people or culture.

>>266378750
in boxing the strength comes from your ass, why do you think they squat so much

>>266378650
Spanish people don't like being referred to as Hispanic. At all.

If you call a Spaniard "Hispanic" they'll get a offended for considering them the same as the non-white people in the 3rd world countries of Latin America.

And they're not wrong to be pissed. Spaniards are descended from celtic and germanic tribes. They're whiter than most of Europe.

>>266378645
>>266378743
Probably didn't notice my reply

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>>266376795
Thats no warning

>>266378474
i dont own tattoos or piercings or the lanky body

most of them only go for the lanky types, and this isnt really speculation its just what the girls tell me before i tell them im interested in them

not like im unnattracitve either, just not their type generally

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I don't care how small Mac is, he's a beefcake and I want to snuggle him.

>>266378840
/fit/, you would not believe how much they get into it over there

honestly I don't get it, why would you concern yourself with something you have no control over

>>266378893
Latino people are different from Spaniards, having the same race for two different ethnicities is stupid.

>>266375879
>6'1"
>lanket

Going a bit overboard there anon...

>>266378969
>they tell you this
>and you believe it

>>266378948
Spaniards right now have more Moor heritage than celtic/germanic though.

>>266378893
Don't do this. While the dictionary says one thing, the way "Hispanic" is used in official and unofficial conversations refers to new peoples that are the descendants of Spanish colonies.

And like anon said, Spaniards don't look like Hispanics. There's about 3000 miles of ocean and several hundred years of interbreeding between Spanish conquistadors, natives, and slaves to account for.

>>266379158
This is actually false. During the Moorish reign of Iberia, there was very little intermarriage or breeding between the conquerors and native Spaniards.

Their lasting legacy was a genetic contribution, but the fact that Spanish contains a shitton of works of Arabic origin, along with surnames like Medina.

>>266378948
If we're going by the official definition the states use, it is this:

>persons who trace their origin or descent to Mexico, Puerto Rico, Cuba, Central and South America (except for Brazil), and other Spanish cultures. (This includes Spain which is the origin of Spanish culture.)

Why would a old school boxer from the Bronx ever interact with girls

>>266376795
I'm going to need a source

>>266379072

>there are people ITT saying that anyone under 6' is a manlet

And you target my post?

>>266379416
Once again, regardless of what the official definition says, Spaniards aren't considered Hispanic by no-one.

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>>266379416
I'm using the modern parlance. Dictionaries are static things, and do not reflect the way in which words are used.

No one refers to Spain as Hispanic. The fucking name comes from the island of Hispaniola, which is in the New World. It's a word overwhelmingly referencing Latin America.

>>266379495

Don't hurt yourself, anon: http://www.myvidster.com/video/30393953/Rocco_Steele_Armond_Rizzo

>>266379416
Spaniards don't call themselves Hispanic, or consider themselves Hispanic.
Society at large hears "Hispanic" and thinks Latin America.
Officially, the term is used as short-hand to refer to all peoples of Latin America when discussing economic, social, and political issues of the region. Spain is not included in this.

Come on now.

>>266378948
>they'll get offended
really? I didn't know that.
And I'm a Spaniard.

But seriously though, who gives a shit. Plus Spain was known as Hispania in Roman times, so it'd make sense.

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>>266365352
tfw 5´5´´manlet

>>266379464
>never seen raging bull

>>266379887
You don't know what your countrymen consider themselves? Really?

Also, having gone on vacation in Spain numerous times (and heard more about it from other travelers and friends), the word IS basically an insult. Spaniards don't have a high opinion of hispanics. Discrimination against them is pretty well known.

>>266379887
Go away Juan, you should be looking for a job.

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>>266379913
>tfw

at least people say I have a nice proportioned body

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>>266379750
Oh sweet mercy

>>266380068
fuck spaniards, they should look at the sorry state of their own country before looking down on others

>>266379628
Holy shit

>>266366031
Why do Americans separate people into whites, mexicans and blacks?

Here in Sweden, we're all Swedish.

>>266380068
I know we aren't Hispanic, but I seriously don't know anyone who would get offended if someone called him that. You have met very sensible people.

>Spaniards don't have a high opinion of hispanics.
I bet you only went to the South.

>>266380092
>Computer engineer
>looking for a job
nigga what

>>266379628
Fucking Amazing.

>>266380068
Of course we dont have a good opinion on latinos when they're bitter fucks that hate Spain just because we gave them their culture and language.

>>266380336
You mean Somalian, right?

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>>266377202
>produced PORN is pretty bad
Fixed for you buddy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtFZUeZ4OSg