Why is Little Mac referred to as LITTLE Mac when he is 5' 7"? That's average height in the US.
>mfw people who are under 6'8" haven't killed themselves yet
>mfw I'm 5'6 and my boyfriend prefers short guys
You sound like the type of person who is unaware that Japan is composed of both Mongols and Polynesians, two races from completely different sides of the planet.
Nationality =/= race
Wiki this shit. It's not hard.
Let me tell you a little secret. I sucked more cocks than eaten pussy. I'm embarrassed to say it and a little sad at how easy is to get men compared to women.
I want a fucking girl, damn it, and those whores are so hard to get.
>"Fellow manlets, we need to hit back at tall people. Those heightist jerks are really starting to rustle my jimmies. How do we lash out?"
>"I've got it! LANKLETS!!"
>"Yeah then we'll call them insecure!"
>"HAHA! I bet if I climbed up on a ladder I could see their tears from here!"
4chan is an AMERICAN imageboard, fuck off you shithead.
>had a short guy for a group project at university
>all the other guys were 5'10+
>one of girls in the group was around his height
>he was an asshole and everybody hated him
Correlation? I think so
Your at gamestop for the midnight release and this guy walks up and slaps your ass.
What do you do?
Keep in mind he is 300 tons and 6.5 miles tall.
Take your perverted fantasies elsewhere. That's fucking sick.
Scream in terror as his 50 ton hand shatters my tailbone and severs my legs from my torso. Bleed and cry. Crawl through my own river of blood, my vision blurring as I am pulled up into his orbit.
>little mac is good
>mfw I'm fucking awful with him for some reason
>i-it doesn't effect me
sure it doesn't
>mfw manlet tears
I'm 5'9, about 190lbs, about 7in/5.5in
As long as you are between
5'6" - 6'6" height
Your weight is between
150 - 250 pounds
And your dick is between
5.5/4.0 - 8.5/7.0 length/girth
You should be fine in life, quit being insecure faggots boasting about meaningless shit. Especially since looks, personality, sexuality, capital and potential/motivation are always more important if you are between these ranges.
I've embraced life on hobbit mode. I'll never get short guys who try to demand respect (a Napoleon syndrome). It does the polar opposite in my opinion.
All my girlfriends have some kind of mental issue or have been married and they didn't tell me, while the ones that are sane, never accept me. I don't get it, I'm fairly attractive, I go to the gym, try to stay healthy, like to make them laugh.
I'm not even friendzoned, after a while, these crushes just get bored with me
and it has happened since I was 13 years old, now I'm 23 and I'm scared that I'll never have a real girlfriend
HELLO MY NAME IS GREG HEIMER AND I'M HERE TO DESTROY THE HOMOSEXUAL MENACE. EVERYDAY HUNDREDS OF GAYS MEET UP IN WASHINGTON DC IN THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS TO ARTICULATELY PLAN THEIR AGENDAS. TO CONVERT YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR CHILDREN, AND EVEN YOUR PETS TO CONFORM TO THEIR DEGENERATE WAYS. HOW DI WE STOP THEM YOU ASK? WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND. WE WILL NOT ALLOW THEIR HOMOSEXUAL STEAMROLLER TO CRUSH US AT A BLOW. NEVER! ALL THE ARMIES OF EUROPE AND ASIA COULD NOT, BY FORCE, TAKE A DRINK FROM THE OHIO RIVER OR SET A TRACK ON THE BLUE RIDGE IN THE TRIAL OF A THOUSAND YEARS. IF DESTRUCTION BE OUR LOT, WE OURSELVES MUST BE ITS AUTHOR AND FINISHER. AS A NATION OF FREE MEN, WE WILL LIVE FOREVER, OR DIE BY SUICIDE.
Get a flexible tape measure, or a string or cord that does not stretch
Wrap around dick at the middle of shaft
Read measure or measure string length
Optional: Boast about coke can dick
>make fun of manlets because it's just a 4chan thing
>not serious at all
>manlets get all wizardchan and start commiserating about how their short statures have doomed them
It's no fun when you guys just take it lying down.
>tfw everyone I meet expects me to top them
>tfw no qt bf to top me
;_; life is hard.
Don't be a boring faggot. Fight with them, give them demands, act smug, argue your points/opinions, give not one fuck about theirs if it's about who you are as a person. They date assholes for this reason, they stay with guys that beat them for this reason, they might stay if you regularly cheat on them for this reason. Everything with balance, but give them what they give you. Most people don't know what they want, be something worth wanting. If you would want to fuck you, so will they.
>all thse freakish lanklets itt trying to justify their height
>tfw I always false flag these threads making fun of manlets because i'm not insecure about my height
You're all faggots
You are at bot lane when this guy zaps your carrys ass.
What do you do?
Keep in mind he is lvl 6 and has a haste rune.
who cares, post more Little Mac + Samus
>average height for women in US is like 5'4"
>men thinking they need to be literal giants to them in comparison
Jesus christ man, there are so many times I have turned down giant men because it is just so awkward to be with someone who is over an entire foot taller than you. It's just ridiculous. No woman wants to have to use a step ladder to kiss their husband. The only one who thinks height is that important is other man, it's just a dick measuring competition but with your entire bodies.
>th-they're laughing at my height!
>I'll pretend to be a girl that likes short men, that'll show them!
What kind of giant women are you meeting? Most girls I meet never go past like 5'6". I'm only 5 ft myself. Where do you live anyway?
You don't have to believe me, but it's the truth.
>In contrast, nearly half of the women – 48.9 percent – wanted to date only men taller than they are. The second part of the study included 54 male (average height of 5 feet 9 inches) and 131 female volunteers (average height of 5 feet 4 inches) recruited from a U.S. university.
Are you of hispanic, asian, or some form of native descent? Most females around here at least match my height of 5'5 imperial, and my boyfriend (6'1 or 6'3, can't remember) enjoys calling me "Kiddo" because of how "tiny" I apparently am.
She did actually, my dad's 5'8.
>go visit /pol/ on a whim
>a few interesting threads about history
>everything else is shit
>literally 4-5 threads that are literally just asking "hey /pol/ I just watched apocalypse now and enjoyed it, is this degenerate?"
I just dont get it
My dad is 5'6" and my mom is 5'4". My grandma was the same height as me at 5 feet. No Asian background at all, mostly Swedish, German, etc.
>I literally look straight forward into their eyes when I talk to them.
Confirmed for not man then
yeah I've never understood people who don't want to switch it up, like how can you possibly expect to be a good top if you don't know what its like to be a bottom?
I mainly top but I love to mix it up too.
>dad 5'9, brown hair
>mom 5'8, brown hair
>me 6'3, blonde hair
And yet I've got the same eye colour, and blood type as my father, plus a genetic condition I inheritedfrom him. No idea where the height and the hair came from, some weird genetic shit went on there.
I think he is overshooting quite a bit, but women do get their growth spurts before men. It's just that men take longer to mature as adults because they need more time to grow to become bigger than women. They had to be because they were the ones doing most of the muscle work.
its true, its also why men have more of a craving for red meat than women and women have more of a craving for sugar than men, because back when people were hunter gatherers it was the men who went on hunting expeditions while the women sat in the cave on their fat ass all day eating chocolates
>while the women sat in the cave on their fat ass all day eating chocolates
Uhh not quite. You see babies kind of can't take care of themselves, and need someone there to do it for them in order for the species to survive. As women are the ones who nurse and get kind of weak after giving brith and need recovery time, they were the ones to stay with the babies and take care of them while the men brought back food to sustain them. Both sides are equally important, without one the offspring wouldn't survive.
oh silly anon, when will you learn that women think differently from men, they're ruled much more by their emotions than rationality
what you see as mental issues is just normal
Women have more of a craving for sugar because they need reserves in their body to sustain a pregnancy in case of famine or something. Food is more scarce when you have to go and hunt it yourself, it is also why women store their fat in their hips and butt area, the area that feeds nutrients to babies during pregnancy. Men store it in their stomachs for more activity.
relax bro. you've got a long road ahead. Age isn't an issue unless you age really badly. I'm 27 and i'm still filtering through 20-24 year olds. people tell me i'm still young. just keep being exceptional. you'll find one. learn how to network better. single chicks everywhere.
Being a wicca girl that stalks me, then when I break up with her she cries for 3 hours, convinces me to let her suck my cock so i don't leave her, then tells me she is a tree and a wolf af the same, has some kind of tulpa that wants to kill her and then steals my soul for all eternity is normal?
Or what about another one that kept hording animals for apparently no reason, until she tell me it was to fill the hole in her heart her father left for not loving her?
white hispanic / black hispanic
You wouldn't believe the games our politicians play
Still more muscle than you, fucking midget.
Man, I dunno, she'd have to have found someone who was like an identical twin of my dad except taller. I'm basically a taller, blonde version of him.
I wish I was adopted, maybe I could escape the family curse then.
Yeah, my dad started smoking when he was like twelve and started drinking tea when he was like two.
Fucking brits, no wonder his family's so short
Probably because people think "white" and "Caucasian" are the same. Hispanic people are Caucasian, but they are not white. Caucasian means you have European ancestry, white means that're you're, well, white.
Average adult male height in the U.S. is 5'9".
He can be considered little, objectively speaking.
Few places in the world have an average male height that exceeds 6'. Scandinavians are just pale freaks.
Hispanics are descended from the Central and South American civilizations heavily, heavily interbreeding with Spanish colonists.
Spaniards are like 2/3 white after interbreeding with the Moors so I'd say Hispanics are like 1/3 white.
But why change his height? He was 4'7" originally, which can be easily considered little by everyone, even the Japanese, whose average male height is 5'7".
Why would they go for 2 inches under US average in Punch Out Wii?
Hispanics are the descendants of Spaniards (note: Spain was utterly dominated and raped by mudskin Moors for nearly a millenium) and the native populations of those lands.
They are not considered white by anyone smart.
Well shit, I thougt it would be cute to date a wicca girl, but I didn't expect that level of insanity.
And with the animal lover, I thought she was maternal, not someone with daddy issues.
Honestly, I have no idea. His original height was just fine in communicating his name.
Now he's just... "Slightly Below Average" Mac.
Arab invader. They looked like subsaharan africans.
produced gay porn is pretty bad, but amateur stuff is good
produced porn is full of bright lights shining in places where they really shouldn't, I don't want to look at glistening anal mucus
Holy shit, skellington getting that BULK!
Arabic muslims who conquered Spain and much of western Asia.
They're the reason why Spanish has a lot of words that are arabic in origin.
I'll reduce the damage by 50% and slap him right back of course.
>that max salty expression
At least I'm king level
>6'1 late 20's white master race
>haven't left house in 14 years
>gain muscle easily, but bald as fuck.
>manlets are out there getting left over pussy while I am fapping to doujin hentai games
video gameshave come out in years
idk what else to define myself as, I'm jewish but not religious and don't really consider that as my identity
my family's been in the US for around 150 years and comes from all over the place, Poland, Germany, Russia, Ukraine, Romania
what the fuck else am I supposed to identify as?
Nah, "white" is a pretty clear cut identifier. It means someone from Europe.
Not from Europe? Not white. You're whatever ethnic group there is in your family's country of origin.
Family's from Latin America? You're hispanic.
Family's from Africa? You're black
Family's from Asia? You're asian
Family's from the Pacific? You're Pacific Islander
"White" is not just referring to skin color, otherwise every Chinese, Japanese, and Korean counts as white. Which is clearly bullshit.
He is little compared to the niggas hes fighting. Come on guys r u retarted ayy lmao
If you family has been here for 2 generations, you don't get a claim to your family's origin. You're just a fucking American.
This is why "African American" is fucking retarded. These are people whose ancestors have been in the U.S. longer than many Anglo Saxon families. But the latter is just referred to as White, while the former is "African" American despite being further removed from Africa the most other groups are from their regions.
Spanish people don't like being referred to as Hispanic. At all.
If you call a Spaniard "Hispanic" they'll get a offended for considering them the same as the non-white people in the 3rd world countries of Latin America.
And they're not wrong to be pissed. Spaniards are descended from celtic and germanic tribes. They're whiter than most of Europe.
i dont own tattoos or piercings or the lanky body
most of them only go for the lanky types, and this isnt really speculation its just what the girls tell me before i tell them im interested in them
not like im unnattracitve either, just not their type generally
I don't care how small Mac is, he's a beefcake and I want to snuggle him.
Don't do this. While the dictionary says one thing, the way "Hispanic" is used in official and unofficial conversations refers to new peoples that are the descendants of Spanish colonies.
And like anon said, Spaniards don't look like Hispanics. There's about 3000 miles of ocean and several hundred years of interbreeding between Spanish conquistadors, natives, and slaves to account for.
This is actually false. During the Moorish reign of Iberia, there was very little intermarriage or breeding between the conquerors and native Spaniards.
Their lasting legacy was a genetic contribution, but the fact that Spanish contains a shitton of works of Arabic origin, along with surnames like Medina.
If we're going by the official definition the states use, it is this:
>persons who trace their origin or descent to Mexico, Puerto Rico, Cuba, Central and South America (except for Brazil), and other Spanish cultures. (This includes Spain which is the origin of Spanish culture.)
I'm using the modern parlance. Dictionaries are static things, and do not reflect the way in which words are used.
No one refers to Spain as Hispanic. The fucking name comes from the island of Hispaniola, which is in the New World. It's a word overwhelmingly referencing Latin America.
Spaniards don't call themselves Hispanic, or consider themselves Hispanic.
Society at large hears "Hispanic" and thinks Latin America.
Officially, the term is used as short-hand to refer to all peoples of Latin America when discussing economic, social, and political issues of the region. Spain is not included in this.
Come on now.
>they'll get offended
really? I didn't know that.
And I'm a Spaniard.
But seriously though, who gives a shit. Plus Spain was known as Hispania in Roman times, so it'd make sense.
You don't know what your countrymen consider themselves? Really?
Also, having gone on vacation in Spain numerous times (and heard more about it from other travelers and friends), the word IS basically an insult. Spaniards don't have a high opinion of hispanics. Discrimination against them is pretty well known.
at least people say I have a nice proportioned body
I know we aren't Hispanic, but I seriously don't know anyone who would get offended if someone called him that. You have met very sensible people.
>Spaniards don't have a high opinion of hispanics.
I bet you only went to the South.
>looking for a job
>produced PORN is pretty bad
Fixed for you buddy
tfw when having a perfect hourglass figure ontop of being a manlet
they will never be mirin
>Here in Sweden, we're all Swedish.
You know DAMN WELL that's not true. Your country is a hotbed of Neo Nazi sentiment towards all the muslims and Africans coming into your country.
People born in the United States, most likely. Which means nothing, really, since unless you're of Native American descent you're still an immigrant, though descended from immigrants.
Why does it look like your shoulders are trying to eject from your body
Ah, Argentina. The most asspained country in Latin America. They insist they're a European country, that they're not a hispanic country at all, that they're 100% white, be we all know the truth.
Just point and laugh.
>talking to grandmother about family history
>says half the family went to Argentina
>all of them were murdered by the Peronistas in the dirty war
it hurts to think about all my relatives I'll never know who were pushed out of a C-130 into the Atlantic
You think Male WFT works out with Little Mac in the Smash Mansion's gym?
hey atleast its not as bad as the middle east, they kill eachother over rational things like money and power instead of YOU WORSHIP THE SAME RELIGION AS ME BUT IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAY YOU MUST DIE
> being born in the america and having all family born there for at least 4 generations
> being of central, or northen europeon decent.
slavs, and Italians for example keep the old customs too alive, irish, english and german are probably the most american.
natives and oonga bongas are a different kind of american but fully american aswell.
>Youngest of three brothers
>Dad's short as hell
>Taller than all of my immediate family
Not sure if my middle brother counts though, he's physically AND mentally retarded. Heavily. Mind-of-a-four-year-old tier. Also I have tonnes of medical issues, including a possible heart condition that killed my dad's dad at 40. These genes are unbalanced as shit.
Yeah, but they get picked on by shirtless ganondorf, falcon and ike.
I am not having a metric/imperial argument now you nigger.
Besides, I'm doing an engineering course, I've got enough units to think about without stupid conversions required between them.
That's basically a disability. I'm 5'6" and I couldn't give a shit.
Ganondorf would be a jerk, but Falcon and Ike would be cool and supportive. They'd also join in with the exercising and they'd all shower together and massage each other to work out the day's tenseness.
Linking pic because /v/ thinks it's porn for some reason.
you seriously dont' know why the jews hate the mudslimes and vice versa?
mudslimes are killing other mudslimes because some of those mudslimes like jews/america, while the other ones don't.
it's not that hard.
>mfw 1cm taller than him
I'm a fucking manlet, I'll never fuck tall beautiful burger laides
i remember watching some video starting off with a conference between (possibly) him and some old (australian?) guy who is getting trashtalked hard. the video cuts to a fight between them later and the australian basically 2HKOs him.
anyone got a link to that? can't find it
News from Middle East only reach out when they benefit the party in control or if they're manipulated enough.
You don't see normal news from middle east that much, you only see news involving the actual conflict, while in LA you can see all possible news, so you know how fucked up it is, since the Middle Earth is in a conflict, so it's expect to have violence, but LA is supposedly in peace, their violence is normal in there.
The limit depends on the person, and those are well within my limits.
They actually remind me of this guy. Zandro Cruz, fitness trainer and bodybuilder, with amazing delicious pecs.
>you will never caress Little Mac's sweaty body after his workout
>you will never fool around with him in the boxing ring
>you will never sniff his green shorts
Not really. The shape is pecs, they're just a bit more full than normal pecs. His areolas and nipples are also really hot.
Eh, opinions. You're welcome to them, and I'll keep lusting over him.
Mexico is considered part of Latin America.
It's not just Juarez. It's also Venezuela, Colombia, Hondura, Ecuador, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cuba, etc...
Insane amounts of violence and poverty
The shape is mostly pecs but there's either some weird genetic shaping or some feminine fat distribution going on because they are unmistakably titties.
Like he's got well developed pectoral muscles but that a feminine layer of fat on top. Probably gynecomastia.
I have pseudogynecomastia, and well developed pecs. Mine look like a normal built guys except I have juicy round nipples.
Girls love to nibble on them. Feels good man.