Mario Kart /v/eekend

First for BR

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>>265580363
First for Isabelle.

Maybe you should fuck off to >>>/vg/

>nintengaf isin't real

I can see the fucking general right there in vg

USE IT

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>Alice-chan doesn't have the dlc

my mom die

>>265580529
Just hide the thread, nigger

whos the biggest shitposter in these mario kart threads

>>265580673

panchito

>>265580673
nips

tfw always settle for
>not last place

>>265580673
you

>>265580673
panchito or nips

>>265580673
Francisco and his fans

SEBASTIAN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>265580557
It's some loser who rarely plays

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>Two Alices
I'm in heaven

>>265580673
Panshito

>tie
Nice game.
2/4

>>265581129
Oscar pls

>>265581140
>that bush fucking up my ice flower
>that tree that making it a tie

does holding an item behind you make you go slower?

>>265581538
No, but throwing red shells behind you and hitting someone does make people extremely mad.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VcBlTmA_Mcch19Inb4rlgKzIqEBzANGVP32NimsFhks/edit?pli=1#gid=0

>>265581681
i hope they go back to how throwing shells behind you worked in DS

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>>265581129

W-why are you so mean

>>265581140

Did the ship set sail?

>>265581786
Explain? I've never played

>>265581010
WHAT DID I DO

>>265581861
yes

>>265581861
Not everyone need to know you took a shower or tomoko posting.
Seriously dude.

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>>265581861

Fug.
Let me know when there is an open lobby

>>265581863
in ds, shells thrown behind you still held the momentum of you driving so they would start out slow but gradually speed up. It's better than in 8 where you can just toss that shit at mach speed behind you

Rip in piss Ryan

>>265582093
mach is way more fun

my favorite is the double tap, green shell from behind, then hit them again as you pass

>>265582093
Oh right.

>>265581943
You threw a green shell behind you at the finish line and it made me drom a lot of places

1/4 golf

>>265582226
mach is more fun, but it's just fucking gay when you're on the receiving end. Most times, there's not much you can do since it travels so fucking fast

>>265582032

>not wanting to shower with panshito

What are you, a fag?

>>265582190
Fuck you old man

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>>265582415

Trying to join, putting me in an empty room.

>>265582331
Sorry, I was in the moment.

>>265582032
I want to know when he's showering.

>>265582657
I'll switch out in a bit.
Fatty inside drift is OP as fug

And Wario's ass bothers me

>>265582739
You hit me again from behind that race too

>>265582832
>s-stop hitting me with items in mario kart guys

>>265583181
I never said stop, I'm enjoying the anger.

>>265582832
You enjoyed it.

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Golf status?

>>265583289
1/2 5/6

>>265583525
How laughed at will I be if I join having only bought it yesterday

>>265582748
So you can shower too and be naked as the same time?

Meteor you thief.

>>265583683
I also bought it yesterday Anon
Wanna n00b golfan?

>>265583698
That's lewd. Mmm maybe.

>Phil not voting for Wario Stadium
Ya blew it

>>265583289
How do I join golf?

>>265584160
I left to change setup

>>265584038
I bought it two days ago, m-maybe I'll come too

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>Everyone in the lobby is as white as it gets

>>265584175
quick plan
vs
community
code search
enter 06-3393-7220-3806

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>>265584175

Quick Round -> VS. -> Community Match -> Please wait... -> Code Search -> 06-3393-7220-3806

>>265584204
Hello Alice

HAHA RYAN GET FUCKED

HOLY SHIT

>>265584038
Sure, sounds good. Noob golf game

>>265584352
>>265584406
Thanks. Go easy on me. 1st time playing online with you guys I have no dlc

>>265584579
That whole race was a load of shit

best golf couse pick

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>>265584990

Everyone honk at the poor man.

>SHIT SHIT FAGOON

WHY

>>265584990
>cheep cheep laggon
TRIAL BY FIRE

>>265585061
what should i report this as? spam?

because im pretty sure this doesn't belong in thread, just like it didn't belong on miiverse

1/4 n00b golf
Where is everyone

>>265585258
trying to join

>>265585061
All lewds/swears I've done have been deleted within a minute.
Also reported :^)

>>265585061
its deleted because its unrelated to fucking mario kart you idiot

>>265585258
I'm coming

3/4
Join faster >>265585343

>>265585501
>>265585501
I keep getting told the code is invalid

>>265585336
>hey guys come play with us
>no
>maybe if i spam shit, call them faggots, and push my fucking political agenda on them, they'll want to play with me

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>An update is required for online play. Do you want to download the update? (This may take some time.)

par general

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>these putts

learn your place nips

inb4 the whole thread gets deleted because of these muh better chan shit

1/4 golfan

>>265585061
Go back to your hugbox Heru

>>265585707

>going to a website that is run by a jew and a cripple

>>265585707
no one cares if you leave.

just stop coming back saying "y-you guys are faggots for not leaving"

no one cares, no one misses you, you aren't going to argue your way into people actually joining your ebin "cause"

you want to go there, just stay gone.

S-sorry met, gonan get a drink.

>>265585819
told you

6/12 on kart

>comm error
Alright /v/, thanks for the races. I'll go eat something and maybe do other stuff, idk

>>265586157
I'll wait
Other n00bs who want to join?

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rip bowser

>>265586356
Go back to your 6 players hugbox Juan and stop sending me friend requests

+2
I am doing pretty terrible

3/4 Golf

2/4 golf

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Jesus Christ, I thought that was going to be an OB.

>>265587165
Scratch that, back to 3

What's /mk8/'s favourite band?
Mine is Muse.

3/4
Should I start it?

>>265587305
Metric

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>>265587305

>>265587305
The Hives

>>265587305
I-I like Gorillaz

>>265587357
Sure

All these doc setups suck major dick but look good

rip wario

>>265587305
anamanguchi

>>265587305
Rubber is my favorite band.

Ivo pls don't laugh

>>265587305
Alice In Chains

>>265587640
Back the fuck off???

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>>265587305
Caravan Palace

>>265587594
I haven't played in weeks

>>265587305
T.S.O.L.

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Oh shit bowser what are you doing

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Ok now I am just messing up or is it this terrible course thats fucking me up?

>>265587968
It's the course.

>>265587968
the course. reason i call it slowgoon

>>265587758
What?

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>>265588390

>>265587305
Dillinger Escape Plan

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;_;

>>265587305
You probably never heard of them

>drifting full fucking speed into my bomb
uh..

>>265588794
pitting in lagoon need a bit more power.
that why your putt reach half way in distant from hole

Help kart's gon die
7/12

1000 points...that will do for the week.
Time to play golf and shit.

>>265589078
DON'T WORRY, KART. I'M COMIN'

>>265589056
Candy why are you back?

>>265589313
Inside I hope

>>265588283
buttmad whiteknight

Meteoris, don't waste all your power shots.

>>265589719
Y-yeah

>>265589380
someone from here convince me to come back.

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>>265589409

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I FUCKED IT UP

TOAD WINS

FUCK

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>>265589865

>>265589815
I fucked up, I thought you had more than 2 at the start. Don't mind me, just being a retard.

3/4

>>265589865
Atleast you weren't 4th.

All my bullying is in vain

YOU GET A BIRDY YOU GET A BIRDY, EVERYBODY GETS A BIRDY

>>265588390
This is a false bear

6/12, get in here.

6/12

>>265590303
That was the point

>>265590303
Your mom is a false bear.

>blue shell in a tiny lobby
Always hurts my ass

Part of me hopes that Phil really looks like his mii

but I bet his name isn't even Phil

>>265590745
It's dr phil you dumb slut

>>265590745
Do you have an ojiisan fetish?

>>265590745
Looks like a pedophile.

>>265590816
this doesn't stop me from wanting him to be Dr. Phil
>>265590859
nojii-sama

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I'm fucking up now

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>+3
It was my first time online but it still hurts

That was pretty fun.
Thanks Meteoris and Ivo

>>265591136
Fuck you, cunt.

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>>265591295
I got +5 first time

2/4

>>265590745
Secret__________

I want to bully Willow but the RNG won't let me

6/12
Get in here, niggas.

>>265591598
I know what your real name is
Bully

2/4 golfan.

>never realize phils mii is dr phil
>never realize nikkis mii is nikki from swapnote

WHAT ELSE HAVENT YOU TOLD ME DAD

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Buyan the DLC

>>265591887
good goy

>>265580673
>>265580754
>>265580776
>>265580789
>>265580815
>>265580886

Why am I feeling so dissapointed

>>265591841
I'm not your dad I'm actually your mom

>>265591841
alice is the bear

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>>265591887

>>265591598
Don't worry Phil, I'll just bully you until you get your RNG back.

>>265591841
>>265590816
I find it funny that people notice it now after many months

>>265592112
S-stop

>>265592148
>>265592112
Pls get a room

3/4 for Golfan

>>265592005

Panchito is the new shitpost king

>>265592148
I try to think of Dr. Phil as little as possible

9/12
Git
in
heres

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AHM FUCKIN UP

Should I start?

>Stuck in a bunker with lava infront of me
Help

>>265592214
Maybe soon

Sup Plein you look as gay as ever

Who doesn't have the DLC?

Plein, in your gayest opinion, who is the cutest male mii?

>>265593393
That's easy, it's __you.

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Rip bowser

>>265593751
I don't think i'll be playing after that.
I am so embarrassed for being terrible

Rip k

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>get distracted and miss my turn
fuck

>>265593971
Oh you're playing golf?
Is that why we didn't see you on Kart yet today?

>>265594212
I miss him already, more when Smash comes. RIP everything

>>265594345
Is Adam your husbando?

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Jesus christ

>>265594212
I had to work from 12:00 till 21:00 today which is the reason I wasn't on much today. And yes I was golfing I'll come on kart if you want.

>>265594519
Player husbandos are for delusional retards

Adam is golfing?
I want to play with him.

>>265594769
It's okay, actually I'm playing golf too
I'm practicing because I'm terrible

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Thanks for the golf rounds Pachito, K and Candy.
I really need to get better at this game, I hope I wasn't a bore to play with.

Choking general

good golfing with you guys.
can someone put my fc on the doc?
2964-8586-7857.

>>265595332
The practice things in the club are pretty good for improving.

T-thanks, Plein.

Fuck you and your fancy golfan

"I'm the best!" - Toad, 1996

>>265595619
Thanks dude i'll check it out.

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>Nips

I don't even feel like karting now

Well, shit.

>>265595513
Do it yourself, you faggot.

>>265595862
Why even go on? ;_;

Fugging barrel, tempting me so ;_;

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Sorry I had to cut out early, I'll be back in like ten minutes.

Also, just got this and it wasn't even me.
>2013

>>265596270
>fucking up the eagle
fug

>>265596021
i would but computer shit itself. phone and wiiu cant type shit.

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>>265593048
Y-you too.

>>265593393
I dunno, I'd have to think about that. I'm not usually about looks so its not something I pay much attention to.
Plus, my idea of 'cute' probably differs greatly from what most people would consider cute.

>>265595704
I'm unintentionally messing up, I just keep fucking around after I do so people think I'm slowing down on purpose.
Don't tell anyone.

>Nips broke Golf
kek

>>265596627
have no idea what the hell happened
i'm waiting for you to make your shot and time ran out long ago... I'm scared...

Looks like I'll have to DC

>>265597125
I was waiting for you on my end
The same thing happened with Nikki a couple of month ago

2/4 GOLF

Let't try this again.

>>265597956
...connection error.

Appatently I'm not meant to golf any more today.

ded thred

>>265598929
Boohoo

How is the MK8 lobby looking?

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>>265599202
Fabulous.
8/12

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>>265599549
This is a beautiful screenshot.

>>265599969
you're beautiful

so fucking beautiful. i love you..

>>265599969
thanks i took it myself

>>265599969
No more cropped porn of my waifu please.

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>>265600321

I masturbated to your waifu

>>265600321
Alice pls

>>265600526
I masturbated on yours

>>265600647

You don't even know who my waifu is

>>265600738
It's Tomoko

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>>265600526
>>265600640

>>265600804

S-STOP

Trying to reconnect, getting errors. Don't fill up on me, lobby ;_;

>>265600913
Just kidding
I masturbated on you

>>265600948
I'll fill you up m8

>All of these spacesluts

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>>265601089
I'm still getting an error, so you won't fill me up any time soon, anon.

HEI HO VS HAHA
STRAIGHT VS GAY
BURGER VS KANGAROO
WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS?

>>265601831
Oh, themed lobby? I'll stay away then

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>>265580886
>fans

>>265601907
No, it's not a themed lobby

>>265601907
It's not themed, I think he's talking about Ryan vs. Plein since they were both duking it out near the front for a few races.

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>>265602664
>Ryan
>straight

What's the lobby at? Don't want to just wait in spectating hell if it's full

>>265602861
7/12

>>265602223

What are you implying

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>two blue shells
>In a 4 player race

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>>265602784
U talkin shit

>>265603224
fuck you weed shitter, don't make me get on and booty blast you

>>265603021
Thank's anon

>>265603224
I think he might be on to something. You're always telling me to go to bed..

>>265603224
I'd punch you in the face

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>>265603224

Gay kangaroo chokes are real

I miss Adam.

>>265604031
Phil pls

>>265604031
I miss Ryza

I think I'll join soon.

>>265604082
Wrong

>>265604082
Wasn't me, though I'll miss everyone who'll quit for Smash eventually

>>265604031
I miss Funky, even though he's not gone just poor

>>265604415
I won't leave you

>>265603598
You have those red marks under your eyes, that's clearly a sign of sleep depravation

>>265604415
I'll miss you too, you fucking faggot.

>>265604745
Fuck off

>>265604415
don't worry phil, i'll always be here to kick your arse

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Finally unbanned from miiverse!
I can finally draw my shitty drawings.
Lakitu needs more love

Newfriends up for some newbie golf?

>>265605018
I'm not exactly new, but I'd love to play for a round if that's fine.

I miss panchito

>>265605018
I'm kartan now, sorry

>>265604719
There's nothing I can do about it. I sleep 12 hours a day and still look like a fucking raccoon

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>>265605207

Fug off pls

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>>265603224
i wonder which one of us is the superior weed lord

Sweaterpup here. Any requests for drawings? In the community only. [/spoilers]
How's the lobby doin'?

>>265604415
I'll never you leave you baby

>>265604996
Draw lewd stuff plz

>>265605374
lewd roy

>>265603465
>Implying you could
Isn't it bedtime over there in bongland?

>>265605341
Gimme some manly Wario please

>>265605374
Princesses on the beach

>>265605453
>I'll never you leave you
lel

>>265605453
>you leave you

>>265605579
its the weekend nerd, besides, i kicked your arse earlier today

So are we golfing or what?
1/4

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What could Golf possibly have that is worth playing? Kart atleast comes with all the insanity and chaos of Mario Kart.

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>>265605674
candy next drawfag
for ...reasons

>>265605782
You should try the demo

>>265605674

Draw lewd panchito

>>265605872
kitty pls

>>265605374
Draw the Mii girls

>>265605872
Piss off kitty you've gotten enough :^)

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>>265605782

Comfy and honks

>>265605725
Are you still in the lobby? I comm'd, so I'm not sure if this restarting is helping or not.

>>265605725
Cumming
My semen is pearly white btw

>>265606250
Does it taste good?

>>265605725
coming

>>265606090
Waluigi's ass

that FUCKING HORN. RYAN YOU EBOLA-RIDDEN FUCK I WILL DESTROY YOU

>>265606176
2/4 now, with TWK
If you can't get in we can restart the lobby.

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>>265605674
>mfw no one will ever draw lewds of me and post them for everyone to see

>>265605721
Pretty sure I beat you more
Get fucked

>>265606042
Name them, and you got a deal. Like drawing Miis.

>>265606380
Restarting my system didn't work. If you don't mind, it would be nice of you to restart it.

>>265606423
may have to webm that banana snipe now

>>265606306
I eat fruits and exercise ;)

>>265606448
Draw the little japanese girl, she is so cute!

slams are inbound

>>265605625
>>265605568
I'll do my best.

>>265606448

Panchito

>>265606448
Alice, Pheobe, Nikki, Nono, Kitty, Amy, Christine and anyone else you can think of

>>265606448
Draw Nono and Alice holding hands please

>>265606390
If you make me frustrated I might

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>3 people getting boomerangs at the same time

>>265606052
y u so mean Phil

>>265606456
Sorry, we 4/4 now.

(buy DLC you goys...)

>>265606765
Who in doesnt have DLC?
Trumpet him

>>265606543
Go ahead
I still wrecked your shit

>>265606762
S-sorry

>>265606448
>tfw no picture of boy miis being bros

>>265606720
This

I think Ryan and Nono should get married

>>265607186

Ryan pls go

>>265607186
Ryan pls
Nono and Alice OTP

>>265607186
I think Alice and Nono should get married

>>265607115
>>265606720
>>265606704
>>265606627
I'll (try) to do both. Should I give them names so you can identify easier? no one mentioned me, but I guess I'll include myself, too. See y'all in MK, last post.

>>265607186
quit with this gay shit

>>265607186
Back off
Ryan's mine

>>265607186
I think Nono should die alone

>>265607456
If you think it's necessary, sure

>>265607276
>>265607370
Not even him but they always fight like an old couple

>>265607456
No names
Do the females one first and yes include yourself

hello people
i am back from doing whatever sick people do
also
>not having dlc
kek

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>Nono will never know I made this

>>265607456
I'm not good at remembering names, I'm sorry that I missed you

Bear of silence where are you

>>265607573
But Nono + Alice = pure love

>>265607456

>>265607598
pls don't forget jap loli she is my favorite ;_;

>>265607670
playing super castlevania iv

JUAN PABLO YOU SLUT

>>265607630
Sweaterpup. My drawings have made it into the OP's post in /vg/ sometimes under names like cnin and Moxy. Just check the Miiverse /v/ community

>>265607832
KEK

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>>265607186
Alright
Which one of you faggots posted this

>>265607894
Why is he playing with scum anyways? He should go back to his advertisement hugbox

>>265607456
plein in a dress

>>265607980
Dangit, I'm sorry. I think you are a qt and didn't mean to miss you out

>>265607832
Alice is the bear of silence?

>>265607995
A-are you gonna bully me if I say it?

One last thing. There a way I can find all the Miis easily. I've met several of you plenty, but I rather not screw it up more than it has to? Thanks

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nice desperation ryan

What's the status on golf?

>>265608402
Firehop on my dick now slut

>>265608372
You sure are beta aren't you faggot

>>265608372
Just look for everybody at the doc?

>>265608372
go to the rivals/friends tab?
Everyone should be in there

>comm error in golf
When did this start happening.