How many times do you think Palutena Cuckold Pit?
Who else would she have practiced her poledancing technique on?
>"You think you've been a good enough boy for me to finally let you squirt today?..."
"Ha ha, don't be silly, Pit! Now, you just keep licking~..."
Never because their relationship is not romantic and you're a projecting cuckfag omega male looking for a reason to shit post.
You're probably masturbating to me insulting you right now.
>Palutena will never perform a private poledance for you, teasing you with flashes of her panties and swaying her hips in an unbelievably sexy fashion, making you yearn and throb for her immaculate body
>She will never force you to the floor, placing her soft, lucious ass on your face and gently begin rubbing it up and down, causing you to moan into her warm, ample cheeks
>She will never fish your hungry cock from your straining pants as she grinds your face, jerking your shaft at an agonizingly slow pace as your precum flows desperately from your aching rod
>She will never berate you about how undeserving you are to feel the touch of a goddess, and that you must be sure to prepare a large sacrifice of semen for her to thank her for her kindness
She was right and did nothing wrong.
Palutena fucks both Pit and Lucina regularly.
Never at the same time though, she devotes her entire attention to one at a time.
>tfw I can never get a good Uperdash Arm
>tfw I was kicking ass in multiplayer and, despite having much more points than anyone else, didn't win the 300+ rarity Uperdash Arm at the end of the match
Fucking kill me.
>hentai doujin ever having a good story ending
I don't want another KI game. Anything after Sakurai's magic will ruin it.
Imagine if, say, Retro did a KI game for Wii U.
Would it have the same VAs? Doubtful.
Would it have the little touches to detail that Sakurai puts into everything? Fuck no.
Say what you want about his Smash picks, but the man knows his way around a fucking video game.
Why do we never see Palutena's toes? I-I wanna see that emerald green polish!
I remember reading somewhere that Hades was just a run-of-the-mill anime villain in Japan, so maybe. If that's actually the case, that would explain why he's not in Smash, since Japan wouldn't love him nearly as much.
>Anything after Sakurai's magic will ruin it.
Too pessimistic anon. Many series are able to retain their original charm without the previous director.
>Would it have the same VAs
Del Rio is confirmed to have Dante Bascoism. So he'll still sound like a kid into his thirties.
Hynden Walch and Cree Summer are easy as pie to get ahold of.
Ali Hillis wasn't available for Smash, but she's not always going to be busy and her friend does a spot on impression.
Really, the only thing up in the air is Hades since I don't really know much about his VA.
Let's be real, Viridi's a generic tsundere.
I can't see Pit as anything other than what he is though, he even sings that goofy ass song in the beginning of that one level, idk how they would have changed the music.
I thought Hades' VA didn't have much work before this and he was a bit of an unknown?
A shame, really. Guy did a FANTASTIC job. His voice is the whole reason I love the character so much.
They amped up how goofy Pit and Palutena were. Made them so much more endearing as characters.
This. NoA has reached a strange level of self awareness in the post-Wii era that no other company in the industry is yet to match.
>You're probably masturbating to me insulting you right now.
Is Lucina one of her most loyal subjects?
Disgusting word and disgusting fetish
Absolutely. And she intends on adding her mother and the bounty hunter into her growing collection of personal subjects.
Nothing but the best for Lady Palutena.
Don't worry, she'll teach them plenty of things in addition to the Holy Art of Poledance
Good to hear.
>Implying Samus won't be the one ending up having Palutena in her collection
Can't beat the pro master
I'm sure she'll accept it.
I want to do my best to please Palutena, fail miserably, and have her punish me.
How horrible. you should always aim for your best.
I intend to give it my all. But what can a mere mortal do to please such a pleasing vision of beauty?
I don't like how truant her face looks in smash compared to how expressive she was in Uprising. I hope it looks better in the final release.
Wasn't the only time we saw her in 3D in Uprising during the boss fight? I don't recall how good her animations were there.
I don't either. I just want her to look expressive and charming and not fucking bored.
Well if we're talking her 2D portraits on the bottom screen I think they did a pretty good job with her, considering how bad 2D to 3D conversions can go. She's quite godlike and very pretty.
Palutena is best but Medusa is a total monster qt.
I implore you to ask that question again.
If it's just the snakes, then surely you can overlook that one thing.
>she will never push your face into her heavenly breasts
I need more AU stuff stat.
Not as many times as he, her.