>decide to make a prison with only a holding cell and bare

>>264293189
Yep, you got it right to a t.

What game is this.

what game is that?

So, you drew inspiration from an specific country?

>>264293189
why don't the inmates kill each other so they can use the toilet?

>>264293736
>>264293750
Prison Architect

>>264293189

This looks like your average latin america prison

>>264293189
Is that game worth playing now, or is it still buggy/feature-lacking?

>>264293829
Not OP, but they actually kill each other for no reason.

>>264293905
thanks

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>>264293189
Here's the aftermath when everyone goes to the yard.

It's a wonderful time in prison?

>>264293736
>>264293750
I'll give you three hints.

There's prisoners. You build a prison. And it's on steam.

>>264293829
Because the cops beat them or shoot them.

>>264294092
As a side note, you hear those two toilets flushing ALL the fucking time.

As well as the sound of people shitting themselves and screaming "What the Hell?".

I have over 10 escapes per day with a capacity of 50.
How do I git gud?

>>264293736
>>264293750
/v/ simulator 2014

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>>264294272
>As well as the sound of people shitting themselves and screaming "What the Hell?".

If this were a female prison i would be fapping to this.

>>264293189

sounds like /v/ lately

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>>264294272
And here's the actual funk they leave EVERYWHERE they go.

What the fuck OP, making a mini Auschwitz camp?

>>264293774
America.

>>264294791

This makes Auschwitz look humane.

>>264294791
No, a miniature /v/.

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>>264293189
And these showers are a goddamn mess. I understand that we have 1 Janitor for 300+ prisoners but you think the lazy Mexican would get his priorities straight.

poating in elic theeeerd......

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>OP's prison irl

>>264293189

I see through you.

You're trying to make a Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

You want this screencap to be passed on for years.

Nah.

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>>264295117
I'm merely breathing life into a thread to see the other messed up shit people do in their games.

>>264294973
And here's the visiting center for those that are curious.

I'm kinda interested in this but I don't want to buy it then have the devs cut and run like Spacebase.

>>264295398
How much did you pay for the game, and was it worth it, OP?

>>264295493
They update fairly constantly.

Since I've played, armed guards and logic switches were added.

>>264295578
15$ it's a hell of a lot of fun to me since I love Dorf Fort. Although Armed Guards are just op'ed as shit.

>>264295117
I was in the original mr bones thread. Good times.

there was a game early in development that used the same character sprites but played kind of like a sci-fi dwarf fortress, can anyone remember the name of it?

>>264295918
Rimworld
The development is rather slow, so don't expect much from it.

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>>264295918
RimWorld

>>264295398
I swear I designed the place fucking terribly. All the guard dogs constantly run in and out of the foreman's office.

I also have a Psychologist... I forgot why.

Wasn't there an anon making a prison game with gangs and rape and shit?

Reminder that you can get this game for $10 as part of the latest humble bundle

>>264294092
>That one riot guard beating a prisoner
>Usually in Latin America prisons like this, they don't even bother guarding the interior
>They occasionally toss over supplies and surround them with machine gun nests

>>264296006
thanks m8

>>264295090
Man, I wonder if they have a giant messy latino orgy at night.

>>264295090
>half of them look the same.
I'm not even racist, but goddamn

>>264296551
Please. If you have to preface what you're saying with "I'm not racist, but...", maybe you should stop and think about what the fuck you're about to say, you racist prick.

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>>264296142

>buying this

lel

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>>264296710

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>>264296154
These armed guards will stomp the shit out of anyone.

>>264296330
When I say it's a chorus of agonized screams paired with flushing toilets and shitted pants, I mean it.

>>264296330
They gangrape the newcomers.

>>264296551
>I'm not even racist
Everyone is (at least) a little bit racist.
You're ~0.2 Hitlers of racist.

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>>264296718

>>264296816
Do guards ever die in riots? I mean, fuck, they're literally surrounded by starving, pissed, murders.

>>264296718
>not enjoying games by introverson

Good thread OP.

is the game worth the $10? I've been interested in a comfy tycoon game.

>>264296710
I'm not racist, but I think you should suck a dick, little faggot bitch

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>This thread

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>>264297002
Yea. I once had 15 drop dead. I could give them tazers and never have to worry, but fuck that noise. Only the most badass guards work here.

The riot guards though... they never die. Whenever you order them around they sound like Combine.

>>264297393
No
Pirate it
I'm serious, the game has been in Alpha for like 4 years. There's a small update every few months. The guy will never finish it, even though he's made a shitton already. Just pirate it and play it for a while, it gets pretty boring after a while, it's similar to the Sims.

>>264296710
Calm down there, nigger. Might have to put you back on a farm.

>>264296006
would you work fast after receiving €250,000 in advance?

>>264297393
>comfy
you have a fucked-up sense of comfy then

>>264295117
He's not there, but deserves points for effort.

>>264297728

This a million times.

>>264296710
>2014
>not racist

It's like you actually live in an enclave hidden from the whole world and listen only to liberal brainwash media...
wait.

>>264294973

>electrical chair in the shower room

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>>264297682
And this faggot just tried to escape the Man Cave!

Five cops programmed some pain into his skull.

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>>264297774
Of course I would

>>264296816
>These armed guards will stomp the shit out of anyone.
And the'll do it regardless of race, creed color or sexual orientation, right?

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>>264297954

kills 2 birds with one stone.

>>264297996
>15 years for killing 42 people with robots

Fucking white privilege.

>>264297996
>has robits that shoot 42 people
>in jail for 94 years for armed robbery
What

>>264296710
I don't like hurtty worddys
>back2reddit.jpg

>>264298143
dont fucking use carlos if you can't even make a funny joke

>>264298154
Misread.

My bad.

>>264294973
>electric chair in the showers
I laughed way harder than I should have.

>>264298228
lol

>>264296710
Lol thanks for the laugh pal.

>>264297682
Does the janitor do it for free?

>>264297250
thanks doc

>>264298514
Yeah no problem. I'm glad you understood.

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>>264295117

>every thread even vaguely resembling Mr Bones is just an attempt to recreate it

You now realize what a piece of shit you sound like.

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>>264297805
I ain't trying. I just figured everyone does this. I mean, who didn't lock their sims into a burning home?

And for those interested how the game mechanics work. It's kinda like Sims with the needs. In otherwords those really desperate looking thought bubbles means these people really, really gotta take a dump.

>>264297954
It's a reminder that life is fleeting.

>>264298334

it's a pun you illiterate dipshit. carlos is being used properly.

Not enough niggers and spics, inaccurate

>>264293189

It's the motherfuckin Shawshank Crab Buffet Brawl

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>>264298062

Is it possible to create a sustainable torturesphere where all prisoners are kept in solitary, regularly beaten and forced to live miserable lives?

>>264298737
how the fuck is that a pun?
that's just a saying like a diamond dozen

>>264298794
kekd

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>>264295090
Can you make nice and clean scandinavian prisons too?

>>264293736
America

>>264298902

>electric chair in the shower room
>kills 2 birds with one stone

you have to be some kind autist to not get the pun.

>>264299035
is the woman there as a cum bucket or is she actually security?

>>264299035
>Prisoners live more comfortably than most working men
Is this a political prison or something?

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>>264298657
Also this is a common sight every morning. These sacks of amphibian shit get fed up with the "Double Fun" Toiletry System and start rioting.
>>264298607
Ptf, no. The motherfucker takes $50 dollars a day. Yea he works 24 hours, but it's a fucking crime.

>>264299267
Welcome to glorious nederlands

>>264299035

Where's the miscarriage?

>>264299112
That's not a pun

>>264294272
Is DSP in that jail?

I was thinking about getting this, is it worth 30 dolarydoos?

>>264299201
She's there to make sure everyone remembers to brush their teeth and eats their vegetables.

>>264299316
>$2.08 an hour
poor little janny

>>264298657
>I mean, who didn't lock their sims into a burning home?
It was an ACCIDENT! I swear it!

>>264299316

What happens if you fry someone on the chair while others are showering?

>>264299316
So wait, where are the toilets in that area?

>>264296142
>buying an Humble Bundle that includes Gone Home
>having that key infest your inbox
>slowly being turned into a faggot by the mere presence of that key

No thanks.

>>264297774
I certainly would.

>>264299682
Not OP, but it's one single toilet in the middle of the room. OP is a bastard

>>264299112

I don't think YOU know what a pun is, anon.

>>264299630
Still $2.08 than free.

>>264299635
>tfw the first room i ever burned was the babies room because i wanted to see if CPS would take my babby away

>>264299891
i thought it was 2

>>264299993
Did they?

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>>264299316
And here's your first riot, /v/.

Sure it's just 3 people, but that long haired motherfucker about to board the pain-train is doing something odd.

He's punching the solitary doors to try to break them open. I have NO fucking clue why he does it, but he's about to get beat unconscious for that crime.

>>264299682
If I could show them... I would.

>>264299659
No executions yet. I think it's coming in the final update. The dev has a real kinda realistic approach to the weight of the prison system. The tutorial completely clashes with the tone of the game, but eh- it's his game and I enjoy it for what it is despite being a constantly updated (seriously 24 updates of content?) that I have no clue when it will be done to him.

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>>264300131
And here's his profile... That explains some things.

>>264300092
They're welcome to whatever's left!

>>264300438
>illegally downloading a car
Heh
>found guilty of torture and 2 counts of perjury
What the fuck is happening.
Why does their bio say shit that is different to what they were actually convicted for.

>relative gets arrested
>gets told they "ran out of space" and they have to put him in solitary
>we pay bail 48 hours later
>we find him banging his head into the wall of the cell
OP I'm impressed at your recreation of the Philly prison system.

>>264299035
Haven't played the game in a while, but I remember the game letting you do it.

Also I remember it being a very good idea as happy prisoners behave much better.

>>264299426
>>264299904

a pun is a play on words. the play on words here revolves around the electric chair and the phrase of "killing two birds with one stone," given the context of using an electric chair to execute people and the placement of the chair in a shower facility for prisoners.

please tell me how i am wrong.

>>264300679
Backers of the game's kickstarter got to set custom bios for prisoners.

>>264300438
Oh god. He's a one man trailer park.

>>264300679

He tortured the policeman by pooing in his helmet?

>>264300438
So whats the point of the Electrical Chair if you can't execute them?

>>264300978
It's used in the game's intro

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>>264300092
Nope

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And here goes a pic of the elusive toilet.

It's like seeing a unicorn whenever there isn't someone shitting on it. Seriously the things are constantly crowded with prisoners.

>>264300679
As far as I'm aware the profile and crimes and families are randomly generated like in dorf fort.

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>>264293189
OP made Carandiru.
Nice job!

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>>264301276
what the fuck?

>>264300859
That makes no sense. Just because you know what the definition of a pun is doesn't mean you understand it.

>>264299316
those guys with the shades are fuckin great aha

>>264293189
i did one weird prison that had a building like yours but smaller with tons of walls so the cunts could never escape ever ever never ever

>>264301569
>arrow in knee
FUCKING DROPPED

>>264301276
>>264301569
Some of the profiles are randomly generated and some are custom made by the game's backers

>>264301569
kill him

>>264300859
yeah that's an idiom, and idioms can be said with anything they relate to. That does not make it a pun.

>>264301767
It's a custom bio for backing it.

>>264301569
game is shit
Nah but this looks fun doe, not super into these kinds of games but this one looks fun

>>264301569
>Shot a arrow
>a arrow
>not "an arrow"

>>264297996

>social cientist

that's funny because I am one of them too___

>>264301569
FUCKING MEMES 9/10 IT'S SHIT

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>>264301569
See, my prison isn't so bad. Some people like it here.

>>264301828
I sent him to solitary for twenty-four hours and ordered a cavity search.

>>264301569
Have him beaten to death ASAP.

>>264301590
>That makes no sense.

Why does it not make sense?

>>264301837

in this case an idiom is used to make a pun. how do you not comprehend this?

>>264302056
>3 prisoners say they are well treated
Goddammit

>>264302056
I bet he liked it.

>>264302119
At this point, you are either baiting, or genuinely retarded. Either way, I'm not dealing with you any more.

>>264302056
Who are these people and why do they think they're being treated well?

>>264299604
lmao

>>264301569
Did you get the guy who rebelled against his gang by filling up condoms with water and throwing them at their girlfriends?

>>264302056
find those people

>>264302293
Sociopaths.

>>264302287

>can't explain how i'm right
>better call him retarded

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>>264302056
And this is my favorite time of day. These poor deluded bastards think they can sneak something by me.

It happens EVERY damn day, that's why there are like 85+ people waiting to go to solitary.

We need to build a bigger solitary wing so these people can serve their sentence and spend more time in the Man Cave.

>>264302293
its probably 3 people who were lucky enough to get to the toilet and yard first a few times in a row.

>>264295090
holy shit, I can't even keep this image open. I feel terrified just looking at that.

>>264293189
>Only one janitor

You better be paying that fucker MILLIONS because the inmates will kill his ass for not keeping everything clean.

>>264301529

unless there's cachaça made with lamps and dubious liquids, nah ;)

>>264302056
>See, my prison isn't so bad. Some people like it here.
I guess the ghetto hellhole they came from is worse than your prison.

>>264300131
why does one get the luxury suite made of TWO squares?

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>>264302783
He does it for free.

>>264299559
its 10 dollydanks on humble bundle

Is there a mod for this to be turned into a concentration camp? I'm ready to gas Jews.

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>>264302454
God damn that's gonna be hard, there's like what 400 people I have too look at now? The prison supports a population of 0.

Well there's this guy. He's in a normal mood. Which is like better than 99% of the population.

>>264302868
So the other inmates get jealous of him.

>>264302619
>one metal detector

OP my sides are in orbit

>>264303168
I'm almost looking forwards to the efficient murder houses people are going to make for this once executions pop in.

>>264303223
He is spoiled with his whole two squares to himself.

>>264293189
Sounds like the Tower of London

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>>264303223
One of our new arrivals. The one thing he could really go for right now is a piss.

>>264302564
saying an idiom for a situation makes it an idiom
not a fucking pun

can you upload this prison?
I'd like to dick around with it, sounds awesome

>>264300738
>beating his brain against a wall after two days
Unless fucking Hannibal Lecter is in the cell next to him, I don't know how he went from stone cold sane to smashing his braincase in with cement, but something tells me he didn't cross the starting line with all of his marbles anyway.

I keep trying to start this game but I get really annoyed that I only have 24 hours to build the motherfucker, is it to ambitious to try to put up even a chainlink fence perimeter? I feel like I don't have enough time even doubling my work force. Do you guys just start by building basic, tiny buildings and expand and create the walls gradually or what?

>>264300859
WATER CONDUCTS ELECTRICITY, THE CHAIR EMITS ELECTRICITY
THE GROUND IS COVERED IN WATER
THERE ARE MULTIPLE PRISONERS ON THE GROUND

>>264303685
How are you making money to sustain this! Excellent posts btw

>>264303685
>look at todo list
>feed all prisoners
>0%
Just noticed that
Fuck man this is gold

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>>264303685
while I'm multi-tasking the prisoners decided they really didn't want to go back home.

They started punching guards. So the guards started clubbing the shit out of them with night-sticks.

>>264304000
You can turn off the prisoner intake and build slow. You might want to think small first. Holding cell, kitchen, and showers are most important first.

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>>264304413
They REALLY didn't want to go back home.

>>264304174
I already reported that their might be an imbalance that allows people to do really fucked up shit if they abuse suppression. I almost lost earlier (I got a warning from the CEO that the prison is too violent).

I corrected it and stopped killing prisoners for a day.

>>264304192
They've been eating just boiled cabbage for 39 days.

>>264304859
Ahhhh man, friggen awesome
I'll have to pirate it soon!

>>264304859
>They've been eating just boiled cabbage for 39 days.
Oh god. With that and one toilet it must smell like the apocalypse.

>Idiot dev finally realizes his piece of shit isn't worth $36

It's a good day in niggerton.

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>>264304859
So I decided to send in the guns, the flashing light on the bottom right means 'freefire'.

It's always turned on.

Do your cops do it for free?

>>264304859
>14 prisoners are rioting
Why don't all of them riot together.
Wouldn't they at least have a chance?

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>>264295090
Remember that part in All the Pretty Horses where John Grady and Kasey go to a mexican prison?

That was nuts

>>264300781
But losing is all the fun

>>264305270
why ruin such a good thing?