>decide to make a prison with only a holding cell and bare essentials
>300+ max security prisoners
>No changes of clothes (you wear the what you come in with for the duration of your stay
>no privacy, you have to use the same shitter as 100+ people while they're watching you
>only an hour for showers, only a third of the inmates get one
>only food served is boiled cabbage (only 8% of the prisoners get to eat properly each lunch hour)
>Only an hour for yard, if you're in the back of the line then fun time is over by the time you get there
>Only ONE janitor (the place is horrifying and the old color of the floors is hard to remember)
>There are endless riots and deaths everyday
>At all hours of the day my super cops are beating prisoners unconscious
>At sleepy time all you hear is the cries of despair from inmates
>Impossible to escape
>You're here forever
Here's the aftermath when everyone goes to the yard.
It's a wonderful time in prison?
I'll give you three hints.
There's prisoners. You build a prison. And it's on steam.
Because the cops beat them or shoot them.
>As well as the sound of people shitting themselves and screaming "What the Hell?".
If this were a female prison i would be fapping to this.
And here's the actual funk they leave EVERYWHERE they go.
And these showers are a goddamn mess. I understand that we have 1 Janitor for 300+ prisoners but you think the lazy Mexican would get his priorities straight.
I'm merely breathing life into a thread to see the other messed up shit people do in their games.
And here's the visiting center for those that are curious.
They update fairly constantly.
Since I've played, armed guards and logic switches were added.
15$ it's a hell of a lot of fun to me since I love Dorf Fort. Although Armed Guards are just op'ed as shit.
I swear I designed the place fucking terribly. All the guard dogs constantly run in and out of the foreman's office.
I also have a Psychologist... I forgot why.
>That one riot guard beating a prisoner
>Usually in Latin America prisons like this, they don't even bother guarding the interior
>They occasionally toss over supplies and surround them with machine gun nests
These armed guards will stomp the shit out of anyone.
When I say it's a chorus of agonized screams paired with flushing toilets and shitted pants, I mean it.
Yea. I once had 15 drop dead. I could give them tazers and never have to worry, but fuck that noise. Only the most badass guards work here.
The riot guards though... they never die. Whenever you order them around they sound like Combine.
I'm serious, the game has been in Alpha for like 4 years. There's a small update every few months. The guy will never finish it, even though he's made a shitton already. Just pirate it and play it for a while, it gets pretty boring after a while, it's similar to the Sims.
And this faggot just tried to escape the Man Cave!
Five cops programmed some pain into his skull.
>every thread even vaguely resembling Mr Bones is just an attempt to recreate it
You now realize what a piece of shit you sound like.
I ain't trying. I just figured everyone does this. I mean, who didn't lock their sims into a burning home?
And for those interested how the game mechanics work. It's kinda like Sims with the needs. In otherwords those really desperate looking thought bubbles means these people really, really gotta take a dump.
It's a reminder that life is fleeting.
Can you make nice and clean scandinavian prisons too?
Also this is a common sight every morning. These sacks of amphibian shit get fed up with the "Double Fun" Toiletry System and start rioting.
Ptf, no. The motherfucker takes $50 dollars a day. Yea he works 24 hours, but it's a fucking crime.
And here's your first riot, /v/.
Sure it's just 3 people, but that long haired motherfucker about to board the pain-train is doing something odd.
He's punching the solitary doors to try to break them open. I have NO fucking clue why he does it, but he's about to get beat unconscious for that crime.
If I could show them... I would.
No executions yet. I think it's coming in the final update. The dev has a real kinda realistic approach to the weight of the prison system. The tutorial completely clashes with the tone of the game, but eh- it's his game and I enjoy it for what it is despite being a constantly updated (seriously 24 updates of content?) that I have no clue when it will be done to him.
And here's his profile... That explains some things.
>illegally downloading a car
>found guilty of torture and 2 counts of perjury
What the fuck is happening.
Why does their bio say shit that is different to what they were actually convicted for.
>relative gets arrested
>gets told they "ran out of space" and they have to put him in solitary
>we pay bail 48 hours later
>we find him banging his head into the wall of the cell
OP I'm impressed at your recreation of the Philly prison system.
a pun is a play on words. the play on words here revolves around the electric chair and the phrase of "killing two birds with one stone," given the context of using an electric chair to execute people and the placement of the chair in a shower facility for prisoners.
please tell me how i am wrong.
And here goes a pic of the elusive toilet.
It's like seeing a unicorn whenever there isn't someone shitting on it. Seriously the things are constantly crowded with prisoners.
As far as I'm aware the profile and crimes and families are randomly generated like in dorf fort.
See, my prison isn't so bad. Some people like it here.
I sent him to solitary for twenty-four hours and ordered a cavity search.
And this is my favorite time of day. These poor deluded bastards think they can sneak something by me.
It happens EVERY damn day, that's why there are like 85+ people waiting to go to solitary.
We need to build a bigger solitary wing so these people can serve their sentence and spend more time in the Man Cave.
God damn that's gonna be hard, there's like what 400 people I have too look at now? The prison supports a population of 0.
Well there's this guy. He's in a normal mood. Which is like better than 99% of the population.
So the other inmates get jealous of him.
One of our new arrivals. The one thing he could really go for right now is a piss.
>beating his brain against a wall after two days
Unless fucking Hannibal Lecter is in the cell next to him, I don't know how he went from stone cold sane to smashing his braincase in with cement, but something tells me he didn't cross the starting line with all of his marbles anyway.
I keep trying to start this game but I get really annoyed that I only have 24 hours to build the motherfucker, is it to ambitious to try to put up even a chainlink fence perimeter? I feel like I don't have enough time even doubling my work force. Do you guys just start by building basic, tiny buildings and expand and create the walls gradually or what?
while I'm multi-tasking the prisoners decided they really didn't want to go back home.
They started punching guards. So the guards started clubbing the shit out of them with night-sticks.
You can turn off the prisoner intake and build slow. You might want to think small first. Holding cell, kitchen, and showers are most important first.
They REALLY didn't want to go back home.
I already reported that their might be an imbalance that allows people to do really fucked up shit if they abuse suppression. I almost lost earlier (I got a warning from the CEO that the prison is too violent).
I corrected it and stopped killing prisoners for a day.
They've been eating just boiled cabbage for 39 days.
So I decided to send in the guns, the flashing light on the bottom right means 'freefire'.
It's always turned on.
Remember that part in All the Pretty Horses where John Grady and Kasey go to a mexican prison?
That was nuts