>"random events" are required for 100% completion
>item/buff activates upon taking damage
>>264087669
>The first boss of the first level is just a bigger palette swapped version of one of the enemies
>hallway branches into two directions
>go one way, decide to come back to the other one later
>door/gate locks behind you
>Best weapons in the game are low chance drops
>>264089606
>1% chance
>have to scan a log of not only the boss, but trivial mechanics it has to get 100%
>cant go back after boss is dead
>its the first major boss so you get even more screwed
>>264089749
>monster that drops is a rare spawn
>can be killed only once a week
>>264089606
>>264089749
>they're dropped by incredibly powerful enemies that can kill you quickly if get careless for a second
>>264087669
This is the worst.
>JRPG
>GET THE 3 OF THE RARE LAPIS LAZULI THAT ONLY DROPS FROM A MONSTER THAT APPEARS ONLY AT NIGHT WITH A 1/10000 CHANCE
> THE CHANCE TO ACTUALLY GET THE DROP FROM THIS RARE MONSTER IS 1/828343
>then you can craft the ultimate weapon
I hate when games use drop chance to facilitate longer gameplay.
>>264089967
>difficult to get mon requires difficult-to-get materials that occur once a week to evolve
>it then requires even rarer monsters to get to it's kax potential
>>264089606
>>264089749
>>264090397
>what is realm of the mad god?
>>264089967
>playing MMOS
>2014
>DEF up when HP is low
>>264087669
>"random events" are required for 100% completion
>you only get one chance to complete some events
>>264090469
>>jrpgs
How about every shitty rpg?
>equip unidentified object
>get debuff
>you are allowed to do things in whatever order you feel like
>not doing it in a certain order fucks you over completely because events just don't fucking happen
also I fucking hate FFIX for many reasons but holy shit fuck 100% runs of that. Not even trying that.
>>264090818
Yeah. jrpgs.
Fuck you Pixiemon, Mamemon and Giromon.
>>264091027
That isn't every shitty rpg though
>Do you want to save our village?
>yes
>[no]
>I don't think you understood me! Do you want to save our village?
>>264091027
Planescape is hailed as the best WRPG, and it has less gameplay than DQ1.
>>264090867
I can't think of anything you get fucked for doing
>>264089606
>best weapons in the game only drop if you have a certain name
fucking phantasy star online
>>264091228
>selecting no ends the game
I laugh every time
>>264091432
Wait what? For real? Explain
Hey /v/,Zodiac Spear
>>264091389
>2 special town events or whatever
>one allows you to access the other later
>the other doesn't
>you miss the item you get from the other one
fuck FFIX.
>>264091658
I honestly can't understand how anyone found that shit in the first place. It's arbitrary as fuck.
>Party member can only use a certain weapon otherwise it drops his stats to zero
>this item has a 1/256 chance to drop on a certain enemy
>item is almost completely necessary for the final battle
>Enemy spawns early on in just one area
>Beating that area means the enemy no longer spawns
>You don't get the party member until MUCH LATER
>>264087669
>online events are required for 100% completion
>>264091592
When you make your character, you get a "section ID" based on what you name your character.
Depending on your section ID, certain items/weapons will have higher or lower drop rates, some equipment don't even drop at all if you have a certain section ID so you have to trade with other players in order to get that item.
They got rid of this on one popular PSO private server called Schthack.
>>264092136
FFFFFFuck that. Who thought that would be a good idea?
>gay sex is required for 100% completion
>game has collectibles
>collectibles get put in areas that only get visited once
even worse if said collectibles actually matter game wise
>>264091902
this sounds like earthbound but I know it isn't
>best weapon in the game appears at the end
>can't bring it into NG+
>>264092609
It is
Fuck the sword of kings and everything of kings. Poo is only good for water chugging and healing if you don't have it.
>>264092737
I remember this shit somehow, what game
>>264092342
At least you can change your name and get a different section ID any time as long as you pay for the in-game currency fee.
It was stupid in an overall sense, but it was sort of genius in a way since this encouraged the entire economy for the game and made people actually social and talk to one another when it comes to trading items and partying up for drop runs.
>Drop tables in Monster Hunter
Absolutely fucking inexcusable.
>collectable items in early areas of the game you can't get until you unlock some item/ability at the end of the game
Fuck every pointless padding backtracking bullshit.
>>264092891
One of the Final Fantasy games and Fallout: NV come to mind.
>>264091546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozr3kPUCt54
>>264092775
>Completely neccesary for the final battle.
>Poo's sword.
>Poo
He's not even needed for anything. You could easilly beat the game without Poo.
>>264092136
wait, its not on Schthack?
>beat the final optional boss in the game
>get the best weapon
>can't use it on the final boss and there are no bosses left to fight
>>264092775
>don't get poo until much later
you have poo for Stonehenge, and you don't need the sword at all for the final fight.
Ness heals.
Jeff rockets.
Paula prays.
Poo is on backup.
>minigames that are boring/hard/tedious are required to complete the game at all, let alone 100%
>>264091228
>puts the "choice" in the text box
>character laughs at you for thinking you had a choice
>>264093447
Fucking Blitzball
>want to only use swords
>mob drops mace
>it's better than your sword
fucking dilemas
>>264093339
They got rid of section ID droprates on Schthack and rebalanced all the droprates so you can get any item with any section ID
>repetitive sidequests are required for 100% compleion
>>264093609
neat
>>264089839
What is Metroid Prime?
>>264087669
>Random events are lolrandumb shit that dosen't fit at all with the tone of the rest of the game
>>264093416
Poo sucks shit for backup if you don't buff his offense
And you can't use shields against giygas.
>obligatory mini game in order to progress in the story
>>264094148
>Minigame has terrible controls
>Takes ages to complete because of control fuckups
>>264094148
>what is Jak II
>>264092128
>online play was disabled when the company went under
>you can get the best weapons in the game by sneaking
>or gambling enough money to buy them
>>264094448
This is why I don't pay attention to achievements/trophies anymore.
>game has hidden bosses
>only way to summon one of them is by farming up massive quantities of one specific item variation and selling them to a specific vendor repeatedly until it happens
>extremely low chance of it happening
>game starts with fun gameplay
>after 15 minute prologue you lose all your abilities, turning the gameplay to shit
>>264092128
>One-off events are achievements required for 100%
>Hidden achievement so you have to look it up online
>>264092891
Technically, majora's mask, fierce deity link.
>Magic super sword #6 is 14 billion gold
>Vendors all have 5000 max gold at 1 time
>Take 72 game hours to restock gold
Fucking oblivion.
>>264090828
>equip unidentified object
>cursed and stuck to you until you get it uncursed
>not always possible to uncurse an object
>stuck wearing shitty first level armor/weapon against level 50 creatures
>>264094632
Is that the Black Baron?
>>264094148
>>264094413
What is every Jak game.
>>264094712
>Hidden trophiesUnless they would spoil the plot (i.e. "Kill major character")
>>264095065
>fucking whack the metalhead mini-game
>>264093217
blade of the east was not the best, it was cool though
>final boss uses none of the games established mechanics and might as well be a different game
>99% hit chance in XCOM
>miss
>>264094148
>Minigame is a ton of fun but it only happens once
>You have to replay the whole game again to play it
>>264094942
>Oblivion
>Buying weapons
>Not going to the enchanting pedestal
>Not making a Staff that does 9999 damage and 9999 magicka damage
>not naming it dick blaster
>character's best weapon can only be obtained unless you get to the final area within 12 hours of gameplay.
Final Fantasy IX definitely wasn't for casuals
>>264091145
1 in 20 or 25 chance each time you enter the screen they would show up.
It always seemed like Piximon would usually show up after awhile. Metalmamemon was a huge dick about it though. I remember going back and forth over a 100 times and the fucker refused to show up.
>OP boss
>sucks your dick
>Bosses are just enemies with huge health bars
>starting area/tutorial zone is easy
>difficulty curve becomes the Berlin Wall of Fun spike in difficulty
>Have to grind in the starting/tutorial zone to even make any headway
>>264092737
>six barrel shotgun in GUN
>have no way at all of knowing that you can wander the map after beating the main quest
>no new sidequests after finishing main quest
>there is literally nothing to do with this shotgun except kill buffalo and horses
>>264095569
>final boss is a sword fight in a stealth/shooting game
Solidus is one of my all time favourite boss fights.
>>264093556
Blitzball isn't actually that hard, you just can't use any of the Besaid bitchball crew because they suck major ass.
>>264095793
How annoyed were you?
>boss fight
>you have to stand in front of a wall and wait for the boss to charge you and get stuck/stunned
>Achievement completion percentage determines how many difficulty modes you have available
>Most Achievements are difficulty-specific and do not award their lower-tier versions upon completion
>Multitude of win conditions on most major bosses such as "Take no damage," "Win using only Magic/Items," and "Win with an average party level of 1" forcing you to replay the game many times (or at least reload the same battles a dozen times each)
>One of the secret endgame encounters is determined by your party's roster; each possible battle setup has its own Achievement
>>264095576
>99% chance to hit in a FE game with true hit
>Miss
>Game has 6 PvP Bounties available on any given day.
>Salvage playlist is only a thing on weekends.
>Salvage Bounties taking up 2 of the 6 Bounties during the week day.
>>264094707
Prototype 1?
>>264093390
>get an extremely powerful weapon at the optional boss fight
>you can only use it for last boss
>no way to new game+
>>264094707
Spiderman: Web of Shadows?
>>264095597
>Mini game can be played again later in the game's theme park, with more options
>>264095991
I started the entire game again and did literally no side quests.
>AI is omnipresent
>It shits out so many units there is no way in hell a human could keep up
Fuck you Forgotten Empires AI
>>264096024
>Brothers: A tale of two sons
>actually makes sense because that's a giant fucking troll you're trying to beat and you're just a pair of kids
>>264095576
>Pokemon
>move has a 70% chance to hit
>whenever you use it, you miss like crazy
>whenever your opponent uses it, its like a 100% move
>>264094148
Motherfucking Sly Raccoon and these motherfucking Racing minigames
>>264095450
>Oh man, Jak and Daxter is pretty fun.
>What's that? Catch 200 pounds of fish? That'll be a cakewalk!
>Half an hour later
I know it wasn't the hardest minigame out there, but fuck me I was sick of 5 pound fishes spawning on the other side of the river.
>Final Boss is the First Boss but stronger/more life.
>Uses the same mechanic
Holy shit what for?
>>264096553
>pokemon
>spam sand attack
>They keep hitting with 5% hit moves
>Doing optional challenges
>get a reward
>gives you 4x attack
>Only on your birthday
>>264095991
Fuck apocalypse weekend
That was bullshit
>>264096670
>they use sand attack
GOOD LUCK HITTING ANYTHING DICKMUNCH
>game completion goes above 100%
>>264096568
Why did you remind me of the worst part of the game
>>264096794
It was pretty shit
>spend hours gathering a lot of different materials for crafting
>needs recipes for parts needed for final product
>final product is on sale on vendor on the next zone
and thats why fallen earth never passed from rarity/retarded time killer
>>264096747
>anything that only does good shit on your birthday
>your birthday is onFebruary 29th
>>264091145
Pixiemon shows up only if you nave a shitty rookie digimon with you. Seriously it's like it was programmed that way.
>>264096794
Not that anon, but holy hell Apocalypse Weekend was shit. I enjoyed the zombies at the time, but the hallucinations? The military base? That fucking final boss? All on very hard? Fuck that noise.
>>264095007
>Equip unidentified object
>Cursed amulet of strangulation
>half the multiplayer modes are disabled every time a map pack is released and you don't have it
>>264096553
>Enemy confuses me
>Confused for 4 turns and hits myself every turn
>Confuses enemy
>Snaps out of it first turn
>>264090867
someone calls me for a secondary quest
"nah, ill just do it after this main"
secondary quest is gone forever
>human revolutions
>100% completion requires connecting with another game on another platform using a special accessory
>in game choices have no bearing on anything
>yes and no gives the same response & offers no benefit or relationship boost
>>264097132
This made my asshole pissed as fuck with halo 3. Game was awesome when it came out, then they wanted to release some fucking terrible looking map packs and i was too cheap to throw down 7 doll hairs.
>>264097132
>need a code to play online at all
>getting game second-hand means you miss out on online play completely
Fuck ME3 and the other games like it.
>need one more of a material
>do the quest six times and never get it
>seventh time get 4 of them
>>264096928
You know what else was bullshit? Anything with that shitty bike. Especially going through that lava course, fuck that noise.
>minigame is better than the whole game
>>264095576
>100% hit chance in x-com
>miss
>>264097118
The final boss was so fucking easy
all you had to do was spam the OP shotgun
>>264097259
>kept getting told how I need to hurry to save the hostages
>mess around looking for hidden items and sidequests and shit
>turns out you are actually on a timer and the hostages were killed because you were messing around
>implying that's not actually cool as fuck
>>264097409
>favorite game mode is Big Team Battle
>map pack released
>Big Team Battle not available at all until you purchase map pack
>halo reach released
>have to sit through the previously posted popup EVERY FUCKING TIME THE GAME STARTS UP
>to get 100%, you have to stand in a corner no one tells you to stand in for 10 minutes until you get a secret message giving you an itemAlright, it doesn't happen exactly like that, but there is convoluted shit like that.
>>264097132
>>264097409
>>264097707
>playing shitty console fps
>>264087669
Fuck you RF4, I've been playing for over 2 years and that bitch won't trigger her event to marry so I can have a damn kid and do more shit.
Fuck. You.
>>264097535
Watchdogs - spying & defeating security puzzles
>>264097490
>>264097585
If you were me and had shit ammo conservation, there is nothing easy about shooting dried peas at Coleman heads with that shitty pistol. Not to mention the boss had more health than anything else in the game.
>craft/buy best equipment you can
>health bar is huge, normal enemies basicaly do no damage, mow them feeling nothing
>boss fight comes, boss hits you like a fucking freight train
and in general
>very weak enemies, very strong bosses
>>264096568I beat it in one try
>>264097440
>stacking tons of shit along the lines of "damage increased by 25% when health is 25% or lower/in danger"
>can die in one hit, but can kill everything else in one hit
>>264097938
Should of learned to use the fucking sledgehammer on everything that was a zombie and shoot all military scum with the peashooter M16
>game prides itself on how awesome and crazy its weapons are
>so little ammo you're forced to use generic assault rifle for 90% of the game
>>264094448
online was disabled when shit company that managed shit online system went under
company that made game is alive and well and not doing shit about it
LOOKING AT YOU MAXIS
>>264095569
what is Drakengard?
>Fight a boss that deals attacks with a certain element
>My character is healed by that element
>>264098053
Alternatively,
>very strong enemies
>very weak bosses
>>264097553
>mfw this has happened
>>264094148
>obligatory racing mission in open world game
>Red Ryder LE BB Gun
>>264092737
>Rage gives me the BFG9000 for the last mission
>I'll save it for the final boss
>>264098053
Not even bosses.
>random encounters are easy and you one shot every enemy without them fighting back
>walk 5ft to the right on world map
>enemies can 1 shot you, takes 5+ hits each to kill, spawn in swarms of 4-5 and you can't run away from them
Thanks Dragon Grind Quest.
>game with shit ton of quests
>holy shit did i mention theres a shit ton of fucking quests?
>after you progress through the story 1/4 of those of those quests are gone
Fucking timed quests are shit.
>>264096568
>chrysallids
NOPE
NOPE
NOPEshould have named it newfoundland.png
>>264089606
>Boss drops super rare OP weapon
>fell straight down to the lava
>>264098338
>Every GTA game ever
That's why I didn't finish San Andreas, I'm glad they made it possible to skip mission on GTA V
>>264098391
>mfw watching stallones version of judge dredd
why would they do this
>>264093174
It's even worse when a certain number of collectibles are necessary for progressing through the game, so you will have to backtrack and get the collectibles you couldn't reach at the time.
>rare equipment that's only gotten by doing the game's pet raising segment and the related minigame
>>264098105
Yeah, I am not blaming the game, but I do think that shit feel apart at the end. Didn't help that all of the practical weapons were boring as fuck. Worst pistol, assault rifle, and shotgun I've ever used, imo.
>>264089606
why wouldn't they be
>>264098065
Lucky motherfucker.
>>264098565
It is now.
>>264093928
Those goddamn Mishies in Ys. What's the point?
>>264097587
>doesn't happen again in the game
fucking lazy ass retard eidos
>>264098396
You're not alone, friend.
>>264096553
I swear to fucking god Pokemon is rigged.
>Can't save game after final boss
>>264098573
borderlands 2 comes in mind
>rare drop item you get in the first zone of the game is better than every item you get for that slot for the rest of the game
>>264089606
>item drops
>"Your inventory is full, item discarded!"
Fuck my life.
>>264098573
>Turns out its a special tier item and the lava won't burn it.
>>264098798
You guys manage to get through that zombie full-conversion mod that came with the Fudge Pack? I got tired of all the jump scares and quit partway through.