I had a dream the other night that I was chasing Samus around and then I slapped her ass and it was so soft it was like slapping custard.
I WANT SAMUS TO STEP ON MY DICK
So do I. Samus was my goddamn hero, and now she's being paraded around like a cheap sex doll.
If the idiot Japanese 12 year olds who find Metroid so confusing wanna see Samus cheesecake, they should get good and finish the game quickly.
I wanna go on adventures with Samus.
I'd like a game where she goes on missions to get bounties to buy some better equipment or to buy clearance to go into more dangerous areas of space. Shit would be pretty cool.
I'd post a picture but my phone is being too slow right now. Must be peak times, what with it being the middle of the night and all.
If we pitch it to Nintendo they may make a Samus sex sim.
Nintendo's banking hard on its "entertainment" branding. Perhaps virtual sex sims is the next big step.
I guess Smash will be the last place we can adventure with her...
>brawl had them pair up in SSE
It was nice.
>tfw you're samus in your ship
>tfw you just get out of the shower, your smooth, freshly shaven legs glistening wet
>tfw you gently rub moisturising lotion into your perfect, soft skin
>tfw you step into your zero suit marvelling at the delicious feeling of the suit sliding up your smooth legs
>tfw a slight grunt slips from between you lips as you have to tug the zero suit up over your wide hips and plump, round ass, shaping them into mouth-watering orbs of heaven
Why do you say these things that hurt me?
I think Next Level Games, the guys who made Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, considered picking the series up at one point. I would like to see them do it. If anyone's seen Mario Strikers they know what edge is. Also Weegee's Mansion was a pretty good game.
jesus christ just fuck already
Moisturiser is about feeling good for yourself.
Retro Studios is supposedly working on a new Metroid game. Hopefully it will follow up on that "secret" ending to Metroid Prime 3 or be Metroid 5 after all these years.
Other M's gameplay, with the exception of how stupid it was to shoot missiles and the lack of an analog stick, was good. Too bad the rest was shit. But hey, if StarFox is getting a new game, then there's hope for Metroid.
Zero Sut makes more sense over the Justin Bailey suit or the like. It gives Samus mobility and shit in the worst case scenario that her suit becomes unavailable for use at a crucial moment. Other M is fucking stupid, though.
>They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
really? where did you hear about that?
also I found the link to the article of NextLevelGames' concept art. the comments are pretty fucking stupid though. they act like they never saw concept art before. it isn't supposed to look like the final product. it's only a sketch.
>tfw no metroid la metroid
Miyamoto has stated that Retro is likely to be their go-to for a new Metroid game, and Retro Studios recently started hiring people and is working on a new project currently.
I know it's basically speculation at this point but I can dream.
yeah that makes sense. I would also like to see what another company could do. they seem pretty competent based on what we've seen from them. Punch Out Wii was a fantastic revival.
as good as they are I don't think they could possibly make a good Banjo Kazooie game as people keep suggesting. a part of Banjo Kazooie's appeal is the humor. I don't know if Retro has the same humor as the British humor found in Rare.
Donkey Kong was different since they were never designed to be funny.
It was. I'm not saying that another company making a new Metroid game would be bad, but Nintendo clearly wants to stick to something safe with Metroid after the disaster that was Other M. Everyone liked the Prime series so Nintendo probably wants a new game like that to reinvigorate interest in the franchise, or perhaps(though probably not) a port of the Prime trilogy to 3DS and Wii U.
I mean they could have a choice between gyroscope, circle pad pro, NEWDS, single circle pad, or Hunters control methods on the 3DS, and GameCube, Hunters, or Prime 3/Trilogy controls for Wii U. Don't tell me that doesn't sound badass.
How come Samus keeps getting bounty hunting contracts if every place she's been on ended up exploding, i wouldnt want that woman anywhere near my home planet. It's like asking Pennywise to babysit your children.
>there will never, EVER be a game about these 5 working as a team in space
>wanting a beloved video game character not to be an anime bimbo is being a SJW
Is everyone you disagree with a SJW?
It's perfectly okay to make Samus sexy. Making her a typical blonde anime bimbo isn't.
Why not make Samus look closer to the woman she was based on?
You people are the reason Other M was made.
Took long enough. We had to deal with that shit non stop.
Honestly these people seem worse than pony fags now that their generals are being deleted . Moot needs to give them their own board so they can circle jirk and leave everyone else in peace.
Ecchi is at least tangentially related to videogames since it's usually about videogame characters. gaygate bullshit is just meta that has been allowed to culture onto /v/ like a disgusting mold.
Haven't you heard? Your shit isn't video games!
Mfw #GG has put me on the side of furries
Did that really happen a lot, people leaking out? The shitstorm has been around for a month. Reason everyone's so pissed off is because they were so insulated they pretty much formed a new community.
Maybe if they had occasionally announced some of the things that were actually going right for them, /v/ wouldn't despise them as much. People don't realize that mods on reddit have been thoroughly humiliated in front of Assange and neogaf is turning into a ghost town.
This sounds like a good idea but mods would just tell flavor of the month crowds to fuck off and make their own kusaba. Kinda like right now.
If you had to pick any character male from the new smash bros roster to fuck Samus who would you pick?
I would select
I-I ehrm... Don't have time to dump my folder, but I could upload it somewhere, if you want me to.
Disgusting. Samus would only engage in purest love.
Well, I wish you'd go cry somewhere else.
But it's song lyrics, I would have assumed parody
Sounds like I'll have to start checking out lit now though
>mfw Steve Rogers was both mine and my father's childhood hero
>mfw the "nerds" on campus (who tragically actually read the comics) praise Steve for Chris evans' photoshopped pectorals
It hurts to live.
>Is everyone you disagree with an SJW?
Yes, it's the newest buzzword. When you don't like someone's opinion, instead of just posting le tips fedora man, le fish picture, or le smug Chinese cartoon face, you can also call them an SJW.
It's the most surefire way to get banned.
At this point you might as well go on twitter and see if it's somehow still alive over there.
Or just read kazerad's take on it:
He isn't a furry.
>implying you will ever communicate opinions as well as kazerad can
>implying he's not a bastion of rationality and gives no fucks about SJW harassment right in the middle of tumblr
GF don't challenge me, I know full well kaz makes furry webcomics for a hobby.
W-Well, it does have lots of things, but I think you could find them all if you search long enough
I know a girl who draws pregnant my little pony vore porn. She likes none of those things. Does it on commission because milking hapless idiots who will shell out for their waifu.
I disagree but you are entitled to your own opinion.
I think it's because it is getting out of hand and seeing 3 threads on the front page about it + the he does it for free shitposting in reply to the deletions is quite annoying.
my opinions though
>you will never be ridley in that doujin and tenderize samus' plush butt
>you will never be the real samus, only to wake up with a dick inbetween your legs and a clone of you mindbroken infront of you, forced to impregnate it to create the ultimate
random fan art, with a couple separate folders for TUUUBES and some cute comic strips, I don't think it has any NSFW lewd
That happened after the deletions started. I observed the whole thing. The GG threads were only occupying one thread at a time. There were some side threads about Vivian and that was it.
She'd still give you a
>I'd fatten her up, get her to build some muscle (but not too much) and make her breasts grow bigger by impregnating her.
What about a game where every upgrade you get makes Samus' tits, thighs and butt get bigger.
>not wanting to end up like this
You're not even wrong, people need to get the fuck over it.
Almost every time this happens now, honestly wtf happened? It's not like someone is posting baby dicks or some shit
Thanks, im just a drawfag, so its fun to toy around.
Added some muscle mass.
>mfw Samus is still the vidya character I've fapped the most too
And I'm not even into latex.
Her suit takes care of the extra meat, just like when she turns into a ball.
What if Metroid and Halo had sex?
>pic related is an edit I whipped up today
THAT LYING NIGGER!
/V/ MADE THAT SHIT MONTHS AGO
That thread was posted on the 10th of April.
The first occurrence of that image is the 10th of April.
These were commissions right? Sad SJWs took it down, even though deviantard has worse shit.
One of the more competent samus art. If only he did some serious stuff aswell.
Samus' appeal steams from more than just her capabilities or personality. The way she looks now is a massive part of her that allows her to remain popular. I don't think SJWs have the right idea when they say they want to basically make her unattractive.
True, i can apreciate how well drawn it is, eventhough the subjectmatter is questionable.
>This thread went to shit
>I still laugh a shit ton
Samus has never blown up a planet by herself, there's always some sort of self-destruct system that causes it to explode.
This happened with Zebes (twice), Phaaze, the Bottle Ship, and the BSL ship from Fusion
>being a literal homosexual
>hating threads about a woman
Muhsoginist pls go
>It was exploding like that when I got here it really was!
Bruh, Samus isn't that thick.
She's just tall and muscular.
I bet youre some fag who likes traps.
>tfw mom is blonde and keeps styling her hair like samus
Jesus Christ, /v/, this shit is sad, even by your standards. The zero-suit was a fucking terrible idea; I mean, you might as well just put Boba Fett into a Zardoz getup and call it a day.
I mean, sure, she's a video game character, but it's shit like this that let Other M exist in the first place. She's more appealing when she's not designed to be appealing, damn.
>tfw imagining the squeak as she rubs her hands across her body
Cry more, reddit. If such a thing existed, this entire site would have died in 2003. If you want to cry about SJW and gamer politics, go do it somewhere else. It's time to fawn over vidya women.
>he still thinks there's going to be a next metroid
>not posting the best version of this, ho
Sadly, Samus ACTUALLY Bounty Hunting will never happen because of japan's views on it.
DISHONORABURU or some such shit. Doesn't she basically according to them, do Federation stuff for free?
>Samus will never poop on you're butt
>It's perfectly okay to make Samus sexy. Making her a typical blonde anime bimbo isn't.
She's been blonde since Metroid 2, and if being blonde is the only characteristic necessary to make her a "dumb anime bimbo", then she's been one for every long time.
>implying it has nothing to do with games
>being this bitter because you refuse to hide threads
>Maybe if they had occasionally announced some of the things that were actually going right for them
Here's why Samus should be better than Zero Suit Samus in Br4wl.
They constantly did, whenever new info became available or they became aware of new developments, it was announced in those threads.
Imagine how /v/ would have reacted had they spammed other threads with news, or made standalone announcement threads to keep the rest of /v/ informed.
If you wanted to know the latest happenings, all you had to do was lurk a couple of threads.
So it makes no sense that Samus without her Varia suit is somehow more formidable.
If Samus has Metroid DNA, does that mean she can drain energy from other life forms?
You out to go somewhere else to find out. I would suggest checking at a place where you might want to achieve an awareness of maymays.
So as you can see, Samus is now actually a Space Succubus.
If Samus was a brunette or a redhead, but acted the same way, I wonder if people would be so quick to call her a bimbo.
It was contained, but as it moved so quickly, mods qould make any new thread autosage if the last one wasn't gone yet. Meaning you the situation where there would be more than one autosaging thread, with different people trying to make new threads wondering why their own threads were dying despite their activity.
I mean, it's no surprise that someone that supposed be superhuman like Samus would have a very lithe figure.
why are metroid threads getting shitposted now
Because people apparently hate Metroidfags, even though they are the biggest minority in all of the Nintendo series,
I guess it's better than endless circlejerks and tripfags,huh?
Echoes is arguably my favorite game ever, and Metroid is by far my favorite franchise.
The threads here are cancer and ever discussion involving Metroid is either people falling for obvious as hell bait, an ACfag witch hunt or whining about how misunderstood and hated your franchise is.
Metroid got 4 excellent games in the 6th generation, 2 good ones last gen alongside an amazing Prime compilation and is planned to get a Prime or 2D title out sometime in the near future. There's no sign of Sakamoto showing any interest in returning to the series and it's still getting constant acknowledgement in spinoffs and crossovers.
It's the furthest thing from a dead underdog that nobody loves. It's just not getting yearly releases because Retro has been busy with the Donkey Kong franchise and R&D1 got restructured into Nintendo SPD.
Since we have Samus thread - what material would be best for Zero Suit cosplay?
Most cosplayers I see on various pictures wear some sort of spandex, but made of soft material that seems to be a bit loose - naturally, drawn suit can be as much skintight as you like, even up to unreal proportions, but which one would be most "form fitting", most skintight?
More Samus cosplay, so thread wont die.
Please, dont let it die ;_;