ITT: Post your Favorite Game and Your Darkest Secret. >GTA:

>>263622886
Tell me another secret

>>263622992
i fucked ur mum

>>263623085
Harvey?

>>263622886
>DeS
>_________videogames ;^)______

>>263623537
...Jonathan?

>>263622886
Full story pls.

>>263623767
No this is Patrick

Glover
My mom wasn't at my birth

Dwarf Fortress.
I am a not now who a it is to be my when i was a kid

>>263622886
Spyro the dragon
I only have one testicle

>>263624213
What?

>>263624396
What happened to the other one?

>>263624396
have you thought about taking up cycling?

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>>263624498
Spyro

>>263622886
medievil

The only time I could have gotten laid is when my fat fuck female friend tries unzipping my pants after a session of co-op doom. I denied her. Regret it now

Tactics Ogre


I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

divine divinity

see OP's secret, except it was prolonged over the course of about a year within which i was pretty much a walking bowl of spaghetti

>>263625783

Ha ha ha. What a story, Anon.

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>Portal 2
>I'm 22 and i have at least 4 kids I've never met

>>263622886

Man what is with autists and incest? It's like every lonely virgin in the world wants to bang their cousins or sisters or something.

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>>263622886
>Okami
>I'm a big tall guy who lifts weights, but I just want to be a short cute trap

>>263625975
I have 6, all with women of different races.

I dont know why.

>>263626421
You too?

>>263622886
>Ninja Gaiden
> i killed, cooked then ate the neighbor's dog because it was constantly shitting in my yard

it was good, kinda like lamb

>>263626656
Thats some pretty inapropriate retrobution.

>>263626265
They're the only women they've ever talked to or been close to.

>>263626656
what

But

Wizardry VII

My sister tried hitting on me/feeling me up and I shut her down

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>>263622886
>Wind Waker
>I could have gotten laid 3 times with 3 different girls but ended up breaking up with everyone of them before it happened.

>>263626783
Came to post this.

>>263625975
>>263626426
thanks for ruining the human race with spreading your inferior dna

>Dragon's Dogma
>I've fucked my cousin a couple of times. I don't feel that bad about it. If gays can be "in love" with each other. Why can't I fuck a female who I'm closely related to?

Changes time to time. Currently diablo 3.

I am kind of a virgin but not really. When I was in highschool I had a semi-long term relationship with a girl (like 6 months) but when we tried to have sex I couldn't get it in and gave up, just never happened after that and we broke up for unrelated reasons. Shortly after that I hooked up with a girl and we started having sex (I put my penis in her vagina and thrashed around a bit) but she didnt seem into it and I stopped, we cuddled and shit and then for some reason she hated me after that, maybe I should have just finished the deed. Ever since then I've never really made many real close friends of either gender and just spend almost all of my time playing videogames. I'm not really unhappy at all though I just wank when I feel like it and have been getting really into pov porn lately. I do regret spending $15 on a cam whore's video recently, the quality was really shitty too.

you stole this thread from /tv/

>>263626783
>get vidya buddy
>is female
>vidya together for like five years
>start to develop feelings towards her
>tell her
>Nah anon, not happening
>still vidya once in a while
>doesn't feel good

it hurts

>>263626421
>Legend of Mana
I was the cute little trap until puberty finally caught up with me. Now I'm the big hairy guy.

Gears of War 1

i fuck my cousin whenever i see her at family stuff

Deus Ex
I'm fairly sure that I'm stupid but I've lucked into everything that I've done. Insomnia and suicidal thoughts.

>>263626757
ate it with a couple of beers and it made me feel good, neighbor thought he lost his bestfriend and started putting up posters around town

>>263626819
Why?

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>>263626647
Yup, I'd do anything to look good in a dress

>>263626976
Sucks man, I got hairy later too. I did a full shave once, took forever.

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>>263626961
>(I put my penis in her vagina and thrashed around a bit)

>>263626873
I dunno I lie around all day and Im still the strongest person I know

>>263626265
My parents are first cousins

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>>263625975

>>263627197
Because I don't agree with incest. It's not right.

I also go to church every sunday

>Bully: SE
> I've decided to kill Siegmeyer in Lost Izalith after I realized that I fucked up his sidequest.

>>263626894
Because ethics, mate.

Ghost Trick Phantom Detective
I'm ashamed of being gay married

>>263626961
>fave game is diablo 3
>secret is claiming not a virgin

cool story /v/irgin, atleast you tried

>>263627315
You aren't right.

>Crash Bandicoot
>i have a little crush on my school librarian

>>263626961
This is the most normalfag post of this thread.

>Max Payne
>I really don't know, I can't think of anything seriously bad. I got chlamydia when I was 17 but got it cleared up right away.

Dark cloud 2

I shot a man in self defense. He didn't die.

>>263627425
How old is she and is she cute?

>>263626894
>Dragon's Dogma
Hell yeah.
>that secret
Ew

Morrowind

I'm clinically depressed and I don't know the fucking cause. In my wake I hurt people I cared for, turn people away with whom i could have lovenings and so on. Only thing I'm looking for are isolation, learning new shit, sleeping and dreaming. inb4 it's because of Morrowind. I'm so edgy I wish someone would bitchslap the shit out of me.

Any zelda game
I got drunk so bad i pissed the bed three times now

>>263627247
One of my distant cousins is inbred. I didn't find out until last year.

I always thought he was an obnoxious little shit as a kid now I kind of feel bad for him.

Lost Planet 2

having a life outside my own world sucks right now. I have several story boards drawn out, tons of writing, a lot of fun side projects and only a few stupid projects completed. I just want to move away somewhere semi dense, change my number. but in the end, no matter what I pretend, the journey isn't important if I dont end with whom I start.

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MGS1
I was in a really bad band in College and still have a recording or two laying around
were called ourselves Rac Shade.

>>263627201
>Yup, I'd do anything to look good in a dress

All I ever wanted to be a petit blonde woman but Im stuck in body of a 6'2 200lb hairy tanned man with a deep booming voice. It hurts.

>>263627354
Hey, if we practice safe sex and don't create an abomination child: There's nothing wrong. It's not like I want to marry her or settle down with her. She's my fucking cousin mate! If my older sister were up for it I would but it's hard to communicate that.

>Ethics
>moral principles that govern a person's behaviour or the conducting of an activity.
>moral principle

I am being morally principle, I'm a consenting adult fucking another consenting adult just like gays are. Hell, if you want to get philosophical about it I bet I can argue it's far more ethical than homosexuality.

>>263627217
I was like 16 or 17, probably the best description of what I did. I also forgot to mention I probably could have banged at least 2 other girls in highschool, potentially had a 3 way at one stage as well but I either fucked it up or plain didn't see the signals until now. Hell in the 3some stage the girls were literally in my house on my bed saying how I wasn't going to get any better than them.

The other girl was also in my room, alone with me and had just told me how she 'used to have feelings for me but since I had dated her best friend it was weird now, but she was starting to like me again' and then I think I went back to playing WoW or some shit

>>263627385
I don't even claim it really, just when sex stuff comes up in conversation I talk as if I'm experienced with it, never really had to outright lie about it. Also, and not trying to rationalise anything here, a lot of people would consider a few penetrative thrusts and finishing with a handy 'losing your virginity'

>>263627456
I'm pretty normal for the most part, I just like spending most of my time alone which other normalfags dont understand. Plus I fap to 2d and other shit like that that normalfags would probably be repulsed by

I'm an expert at hiding my powerlevel

Fuck I hate these threads.

Devil May Cry 3

I have fucked only one girl in my life. She has no idea she was my first. She's also a borderline suicidal prostitute now. I don't know how to feel about this.

>>263627425
POST PICS!

>>263624060
Underrated secret

ITT: cousin fuckers

>>263627614

>not loving wincest

I want the normalfags to leave.

>>263627684
>were
fuck

>>263627719
I'm just saying it how the society thinks, I myself have no opinion since I don't really know what to think about it.

MGS 4
I held hands with a girl once

>>263627515
It's only dark if you enjoyed it. I shot an arrow at my cousin when I was 6 and screwed his right eye. He was asking for it but the guilt will never subside.

>>263622886
Banjo Kazooie is my favorite game.

My best friend pretended he had an imaginary ghost girlfriend who was really into me, I did the same thing, we fucked our imaginary friends when we slept over ( really we were just fapping in our beds ) ...eventually I started sucking his dick for about six years, he still fucked my imaginary ghost girlfriend when I wasn't in the mood to blow him.

After six years, he suddenly started going out with some girl without telling me, and then he married her. I havent breathed a word about it to anyone until recently. All of my friends know I love dick but think the other guy was straight. he still thinks about my blowjobs and wishes his wife was as nasty as i was ...that's my darkest secret.

>>263627741
>She's also a borderline suicidal prostitute now.
you got to try the closed beta

Battle network 3

I once had sex with a girl with her 2 and 4 year old nieces less than 4 feet away
It was the best orgasm I ever gave her

Smash Bros 3DS
I spent the last 6 months trying to "hook" with a gaming girl, she had some money problems so i helped her out, heck i even gave her a 360 so she could play.
She wont even let me kiss her
We've barely talked the last month, she's just writing erotic novels with a guy that lives in another city

>>263626970
link to tv thread? it's gotta be worse then this

Suikoden II

I was with a girl for 4 years and we were talking marriage because we were both pretty damn sure we wanted it. We were just a week away from being able to get our own cheap apartment and move out of her aunt's house. I re-subbed to WoW and hated going to work, so I lied to her and said I got fired when in reality I just quit so I could play video games.

>>263627670
It only really results in genetic mutation/abnormality if the incest is repeated throughout generations. One off isn't too bad, but if I was to have a kid with one of my cousins of whom I jacked off to the thought of a lot when I was like 13/14 there would be a pretty good chance of that kid being retarded, definitely way higher than usual at least

Fuck which reminds me of the time my 11 year old cousin was wearing yoga pants and running around the house doing insanely bendy yoga/gymnastic moves, as a 20ish year old at the time I never felt like such a creep

>>263627870
I'm sorry

I had to listen to the intruder scream for his mother and thrash around getting blood everywhere while his lung was fucking up

I puked afterwards

>>263627553
>>263627759
Im 18, she is 30-35, has husband and kids. She has mozart on phone ring, also call me by name cause im pretty much knowed by whole school. No pics but i started to get some interest in books and school things only to help her ;_;

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>>263627315

>>263627614
typical Dragon's Dogma fan.

>>263627873
Thats not really that dark, your friend is just a closet homo who's repressing his urges. I guess he could be bi but I'm sure he still has sexual feelings for you. Being gay isn't a dirty secret anon.

>>263627684
what kind of music did you play

JC2

I had sex with a 13 year oldit was legal

>>263627985
Sure, you can be the most normal person on the planet but if anyone finds out you're never going to live that shit down.

>zelda: link between worlds
>I had sex with my friend's mom, shortly after his parents ended up getting a divorce. Their marriage wasn't in the greatest condition before, and my friend never found out.

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>>263627873
that's pretty gay dude

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>>263627315

>>263627873
Go fuck him

>>263628048
That's horrible anon.
;_;

>>263627873
>My best friend pretended he had an imaginary ghost

It only went downhill from there

BG2

in primary/elementary school i was going to eat a meat pie for lunch and i was looking forward to it so much but then a girl knocked it out of my hand onto the floor

as retribution i tripped her as we were walking to the library and she broke her arm. she told everyone it was me but nobody believed her and i got away with it 100%

i regret nothing

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>>263628058
Gauge her interest in you and ask her out if it seems like a good idea.

>Prototype
>Allowed neighbor to play with my dick in order to play some vidya on his laptop

>>263628048
>thrash
There it is again.

>>263627968
A friend of mine got taken out like a pinata by a similar girl

I dont get how anyone can fall for shit like that and then send someone money they barely know

That friend actually bought her shit for thousands of dollars and after he outlived his usefullness the whore just blocked him everywhere

>>263627628
>Only thing I'm looking for are isolation, learning new shit, sleeping and dreaming.

The Sixth House calls for you, bro.

>>263622886
>Bastion
>I broke up with the only woman who ever loved me just to see her cry

Baldur's Gate 2
I'm a closet weeb and enjoy loli characters in vidya

>>263628216
Nice.

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>>263627873
>imaginary ghost

>>263627968
Beta as fuck.

I dont understand how someone could be so limp.

>>263622886

Halflife Opposing Force
During my first tour in Iraq I actually shot some one almost point blank in the gut. He surrendered but I shot him in the face anyway. I don't regret it.

>>263628132

The gay part, no. The imaginary friend sex and fucked up porn, kinda.

The friend in question acts all kinds of homophobic in front of our other friends though.

>>263622886
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

I once shared a bed with my cousin when we were 10. I woke up during the night and proceeded to kiss her nipples and belly. I'd never even had my first boner yet or even seen anything sexual outside of kissing on tv. It was instinct.

Her mother (my aunt) was in the bed with us, I considered reaching over for a grope over her huge tits but didn't go through with it. My aunt went and got divorced, then got knocked up twice with two different black guys. My cousin is now 20 and she's pregnant by some dude she's been with for about 2 months.

>>263627968

>Spending money on a girl you aren't already dating, expecting it to land you a relationship or sex

Don't fucking do this you morons. I wish I was a moderately attractive girl so I could take saps like you for a ride.

It would be one thing if you were just a generous friend who expected nothing in return. I specify that doing it thinking it will buy you relationship or sex "points" is a retard move.

Bayonetta
I have a serious Oedipus complex that I didn't come to terms with until after my mother died.
I recently had a sex dream about her.

>>263628391
...what?

>>263628304
He had a knife. He sadly had it coming. I sot him twice with a 9mil and one hit his lung, the other came close as shit to his heart.

Lucky he lived. to be honest. His lung is fucked up pretty much forever now.

My ears rang for about two days, Shit sucked.

>>263628421
I played that mod, it was great.

>>263628471
>implying Ghosts don't exist

these threads quickly devolve into 'post your fave game and a time you lusted after an underaged relative and then lie about the time you did something totally badass and everyone was like 'noooo' but you didnt care'. Its clear you do this as you are depressed you have done nothing of worth in your life and threads that ask you to evaluate your life like this make you depressed

>>263628210
Eh, no one will ever find out about it unless I directly tell them. Very few people know about it (only my relatives really and people that have known both my parents for such a long time that they knew them before they were married)

Plus I don't live anywhere near where I grew up and keep in touch with very few people from there. So unless I directly tell someone theres no way they could find out

>>263628459
Me too.

VIDEO GAMES

fuck off to >>>/b/

>>263628587
pls no spooky

>>263628180
Synthpop mixed with really REALLY bad Punk

Mother 3
I have an eating disorder

>>263627916
underrated post

> Far Cry 3

> I'm extremley promiscuous
> Constantly think of what I'd do to people and what they would do to me
> Can pull almost anyone I want
> I have no physical sex drive
> Can't get it up most of the time
> And that's how I became a power bottom

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>>263627201
>>263627686

the struggles

>>263628343
I dunno, maybe i like her because i can't see any girl my age (18, 3rd class highschool) that i would be with for a long time - like getting married, kids and stuff and i really would love to find a women which i could spend rest of my life together. Im not gay im just not interested in sex and stuff, prefer real love relationship.

>>263628576
In a way I'm both proud of you for defending your home and feel sorry it had to come to that.

>>263628058
Damn that sucks anon, I hope out of some miracle she sucks your dick.

>>263628728
what kind?

Vagrant Story
I have a pretty intense smell fetish. I enjoy sniffing my girlfriend's ass, and I used to sniff my best friends girlfriend's panties if I found them around the flat. I also acquired a pair accidentally when she did laundry once.

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>>263622886
dwarf fortress
I beat up deaf kid when I was 7 because my sister told me he was faking it. he wasn't

>>263628216
Thats fucking hot. I had a major thing for a friend of mine's mum when I was in highschool, one time at his house I went into her room and found a pair of her dirty panties and jacked off while smelling them. I should have stolen those panties in hindsight

>>263628341
Not as bad but in primary school german (No one ever paid attention cause the teacher was a spastic, classes were 100% people fucking around) I belted the girl who sat beside me's leg with one of those flexy bendy rulers and she yelled fuck or something really loudly and got sent to detention even though she told the teacher what happened, I think he just didnt believe her/didnt care and sent her out and didnt say shit to me

>>263628048
I had a similar expirence

My father likely meant no harm but an 11 year old with a knife wouldnt know any better.

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Fallout 2
I fucked (technically I was taking it up the bum) 3 of my friends and my male cousin. Happened between 1st and 5th grade.

>>263628589
>Study Medicine
>Use it as an excuse to check the breasts of my cousins/female friends
A 16 year old cousin had the prettiest white tits i've ever seen, another one had inverted nipples.

>>263628870
I dont want sex -.- Im more into mature relationship.

Mother 3
I got a tights fetish from staring at my cousin's legs when we were both 4 years old

>>263622886
>JSRF
>I made my younger sister unknowingly drink my cum, and I came on her asshole while she was asleep

>Metroid Prime Trilogy
>I fucked OP's mum

>Black and White
> I ruined my relationship with two of my bros because I loved one of them and didn't know how to express my feelings.

>>263628534
Eh the imaginary friend thing is just you guys coming to terms with your homosexuality, I wouldn't get too hung up on it

And he's just super homophobic because he's majorly closeted, if he doesn't want to be with you/wants to act like you guys never did sexual shit then its whatever really. He's only hurting himself/his wife+family by pretending he's something he's not

>>263629064
faggit

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>>263628216
Freddy?

>>263628998
>-.-
>Im
>mature


I'm starting to see a pattern here.

>>263628854
I never wanted it to. I was shaky for a day or so. I never want to do that again, ever. But I will if I have to protect my home, property, or family.

I don't want to imagine how deaf I'd be if I had a shotgun at the time.

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Metal Gear Solid 3

Me and my tranny cousin have been fuck buddies for 3 years now.

>>263629092
Unless he's bi.

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>>263629064
>mfw 2 people came out to my best bro
>mfw at least 1 loved him
>mfw he's not only straight but beta as fuck

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>>263629064
Black and White is your favorite game, lol what a fag.

>>263628998
>-.-
Alright fuck you too faggot.

>>263628806
YO STEFAN

>>263628967
>im not gay
>it was le alcohol xD shit happens

Did you had your coming out already?

>>263629024
Story?

>>263627741
Your dick was too strong anon, she couldn't handle it.

> Tales of Destiny

> I'm obsessed with knowing if guys are circumcised or not

>>263622886
>spectacularly
How spectacularly? Did she tell everyone?

>>263629203
Yeah sorry for using emoticone, just wanted to expose my expression when i saw that post. You won't believe me but people in my age always say that im more calm, serious and mature than them.

>>263629417
I'm not

>>263629354
replied to a wrong post perhaps?

>>263629402
Th-thanks Anon.

>>263629445
Kill yourself faggot

>>263629417
i'm not

>>263629330
this >>263629445

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>>263629417
I am

God damn is everyone he a professional baiting liar or is almost everyone here gay?

>>263629445
I want normies to leave

As of now my favorite is WoW.

I had a gf but she found my collection of lolia/shota pics and confronted me like I was on trial for murder. When I broke up with her she said she'd have me arrested for child porn. That was four years ago.

>>263627916
10/10

Did she have any bugs anon?

>>263629417
I lost most funtion of my lower body after a gas explosion.

Does that count?

>>263629445
I bet your mom tell you you're cool.

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>>263629445
Please leave.

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Dark Souls 1
I've never been able to "put myself in another person's shoes". I just can't feel bad or happy for other people.I've lost a few groups of friends when they slowly realise something's wrong.

>>263629473
no?
or was it a femanon?
I dont expect females in the internet out side of social neetworks.

>>263629678
If a girl hates your shota...

she ain't worth it.

Only if she got off to /ss/. I know a lot of /d/ does but can't post it. They're all women, too

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>>263629678

DD: Dark Arisen. (At the moment, at least)
Recently I dated a chubby slut who had (Among many others), fucked my mate and another friends older brother. We split and all my friends think she's a cunt and we all make fun of her for being a fat slag. Last night I hooked up with her again.

Metal Gear Solid 3

I almost rape 2 kids and a 17 year old due to my intense hornyness back then, nowadays i don't feel attracted at anything, but i think it's for the best.

>>263629650
>where do you think we are.jpg

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>>263629445
This nigger serious?

>>263629718
Yep.

>>263629650
>a professional baiting liar
Why would anyone lie on the intetnet

>>263629689
She obviously had that whole "legs won't stop spreading" error. He could've reported it.

>I feel like the Anne Frank of masturbation

Star Fox 64.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Phantom Brave
I got wasted once and woke up next to a furry. Nobody will tell me what happened that night and I'm terrified that while browsing porn one day I'll run into myself on video, but also extremely turned on by it.

>>263629853
Ah he should've downloaded the chastity mod.

>>263629957
are you black? :^)

Yoshi's Island

I've had gay sex with one of my cousins since we were very young. It got pretty frequent when we were around 14-15, and even though I was into it at first, I always hated it afterwards. It had gotten to the point that we couldn't hang out alone anymore without him hitting on me and trying to fuck, so I've just been avoiding him for years. What's worse is that I'm fairly certain people in our family knew about it too. Last time I heard, he was getting engaged to some chick, and I think he is trying to forget/hide from the fact that he is a total raging faggot. These days, I identify as a bisexual and have hit on some other guys every now and then, but I tend to find I have better luck and a stronger attraction to women. No, I don't have AIDS or any STDs, but I did have a pretty bad problem with myself psychologically for a long time.

>>263629768
I have a similar predicament, I find it impossible to regret injuring others unless it effects me negatively

>>263629768
Empathy is a bitch like that. I'm similar but I can feel it sometimes. Other times it's just shut off, usually if I'm heated about something.

>>263629024
How did you manage that? Were you in some kind of porn?

>>263629445
>/v/ - Professional Homosexuality

>Timesplitters 2
I have a diaper fetish. I also coerced and blackmailed my neighbor into wearing and wetting them on regular occasion over the period of a few years. Started when I was about 8 and she was 6. I stopped when I was about 11.

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I wasn't aware how many people experimented with their cousins.

Nocturne
I used to wrestle with my cousin when we were around 12 and get into positions where she was sitting on my face

>>263630042
Mexican

Metroid Prime
I'm gay.I don't have any proper secrets.

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>Morrowind
>I stole a young monkey from my workplace, put it in my bathtub and kept it there. I started pissing and shitting into the tub and on the monkey, and throwing lemon and keys into the tub while screaming LE MONKEY FACE LE MONKEY FACE. Few days later I poured lighter fluid down into the tub and put the whole shit on fire. Those screams. After I was done I feel like I was finally cleansed, and got something out of my system. I feel like a new man. No tears.

>>263629957
Freddie Mercury pls

MGS3

I haven't got a deep dark secret

>>263630210
>eating da poo poo

>>263629417
I'm not.

Something tells me that you're a gril

>>263625636
Final Fantasy VII/IX

I got basically raped by a very fat girl. She was so disgusting I couldn't get hard (I was VERY drunk, she knew what she was doing). After a few minutes I lied that I cummed. Still I don't consider that loosing my viriginity since I did not cum

Osu
I got a full ride scholarship to Stanford but I couldn't bring myself to attend one class because of my social anxiety. I'm a neet now.

>>263630210
>leeking enos

>>263630323
Holy shit anon im sorry for you :^(

>>263629445
Are you intentionally being a giant tubrofag? Seems like it.

>>263626840
That means you're not beta anon, nothing to be ashamed of

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>>263622886
>Black ops 2
>I absolutely love Japanese rock but hate almost all anime ever. when I tell people what I'm listening to they usually go off on a fucking spiraling weeaboo topic of their favorite anime and ships. I also played along with a chick that wanted my D even when she was dating a good friend of mine. Still do even though she moved on to another guy

I loved Black cocks 2 because the people that play it are so prone to being pissed off that anytime you kill them they scream.
Most satisfying kill was when I beat the shit out of everyone in FFA and got a final kill doing a 360 no scope on level 1 sensitivity everyone accused me of hax

>>263630323
I'm sorry anon

My fat friend isn't too bad looking, but fat.She's also not disgusting-ish.

I'm still..fuck so sorry man

>>263627176
you are the worst person

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>>263630214

Super Metroid

It's something so horrible I can't share it with anyone, I'm a fucking monster

>>263629445
I got banned last week for jokingly posting "im 12 but rly mature for my age!!!"

Now this faggot comes along and is entirely tolerated. Fuck the mods.

>>263630214
Psychopath

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>>263630572

>>263627176
>neighbor thought he lost his bestfriend
Yeah, but he did, didn't he?

>>263630572
I have good news. We're a bunch of nobodies. Share away.

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>>263622886
Persona 4 Golden
I have a preggo fetish and beastiality fetish. I was the guy who drew vanilla porn in Primary School too but not in class.

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>>263630578
Im 18

>>263630572
>Intentionally trying to rouse curiosity

Better keep your mouth shut then.

>>263630572
It's an anonymous image board anon

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>>263622886
Shadow of the Colossus

I'm a pedophile and the girl I love (who would never love me due to her sexuality) wants to sext me. Sexual intimacy issues prevent me from taking the opportunity because I love her. This might be because my mother french kissed me at 14 and our relationship fell apart the following years. This might be because I hate my fetish for children and the morality in me thinks I don't deserve it. I feel like a deactivated firearm.

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Diablo 2

Darkest secret is his>>263626421

I can barely live knowing I'll never be a qt

>>263624396
Guess Spyro is flying solo now, huh?

>>263630578
Same here. It was so obviously a reply to a joke too.

>>263627628
You are crawling in your skin

>>263630572
We're all Anonymous here.

Like sure, we'll probably call you a faggot but when this thread dies no one would care or remember you.

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>>263630653
Hey Eren we're the titans

>>263629445
LOOOOOL
ON UR BIKE M8

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Sonic 3 and Knuckles

Every time there is a race-baiting thread I shitpost on both sides. We're all apes deep down, more related to each other than these two chimpanzees are, we should join together as one species, one race, because I fear that we will never fully conquer space (or at least our solar system) because we act like a bunch of primitive apes with a strong xenophobia streak

>>263627658
Geoff pls

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>>263630214

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>MGS3
Im to scared to have sex with my girlfriend in fear of having children so we only do it once a month
We have been together for 5 years
I refuse to use a condom

>>263630051
Of course it's Yoshi's island.

>>263630896

We could also just exterminate all the other races and live in peace that way.

But I suppose realistically we'll have to mix.

Sims 2

When I was in grade 9 I got really pissed off at a teacher and bitched slapped her. The principal later told me that I could have been charged with physical abuse and I said "I'd show her some real physical abuse.

The best part is that I got the last week off before school holidays.

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>>263630779

>Little Big Adventure 2
I licked my cousin's cooch and she sucked on my peepee when we were both 10 years old

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>>263630790

>>263630896
>one race
Nah
Nah
Fuck that

Everyone should be proud of their race. Work together, but keep within your race.

Singularity is bullshit

>>263630445
it's fine, I have a 8/10 fiance now, but still sucks my first time was with Snorlax

>>263627628
tell us were you live. I'm sure someone of us lives close to you and will bitchslap the shit out of you.

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Jet Set Radio Future

When I was about 13 years old, I spent a lot of my time with this one lanky-ass kid who was like Goofy in real life. His big sister was a smoking hot red-haired girl, about 17 of age. When I visited my friend and no one else was there than him, I told my friend I was going to bathroom. In reality I went to her big sisters room and masturbated on her bed while sniffing her panties she left on the floor. When I came back to my friends room I told him that I was taking a huge shit like always. He still doesn't know I did this

>>263630982
Ultra faggot

She probably doesn't mind getting dicked on the side though.

>>263626976
>Metroid Prime
M-me too anon. I remember hanging out with a group of minecraft streamers from /v/ circa 2010. One of the streamers bought me Super Meat Boy on steam because I was cute.

It was my first game on steam

I miss them

Now I look like a hairy gorilla. Puberty hit me like a fucking asteroid. ;__;

>>263630051
haha

>>263631120
Did you fuck him?

>Bayonetta

Similar to >>263630150 when I was like 13 I tricked my male cousin in to a blowjob (we're both guys) by telling him it was a secret wrestling move he couldn't tell anyone about, it was the first time I ever came. He knew what he was doing and confronted me about it 2 years later.

>>263630982
Ever heard of contraceptive pills anon?

>>263631056
>Singularity is bullshit
ur mom is bullshit

>>263631056
When I mean one race, I mean that we're all Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

I wish that there was a classification under subspecies, like Homo Sapiens Sapiens Caucasian or whatever. I'm all for diversity in our species/subspecies though.

>>263631206
Nah I ain't no homo

>>263631223
Shes on them
Im VERY fucking paranoid to

>>263629339
THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT MAN

>>263631170
>circa 2010
>Now I look like a hairy gorilla

How old were you in 2010?

>>263630572
remember your friends are reading this, they WILL find out

Take your very thinly veiled offtopic faggotry to /b/ where all these shitty threads belong.

>>263631170
>puberty
>2010

>>263631170
Man, tell me about it. Women don't know how easy they have it. Hell I just -looked- girly could get people to do what I wanted by being cute. It's addicting and more-than-likely why I did it for so long. Been working towards bear mode recently.

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>>263631015
Fuck you, I bet you hate Neanderthals and Denisovans too.

Imagine a world with different human species and races all living together, hating each other, fucking each other, etc. That world is gone now...

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>>263631305

>>263628852
Nah... You sound pretty gay

>>263631305
Abortion is always an option.

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>dark souls 1
>one time when i was out drinking myself shitless this huge homo started hitting on me and gave me free beer, eventually i wanted to go home and sleep and he walked me home and then he dragged me into a back alley and just started sucking my videogames.
he complimented on the size of my videogames also, which was flattering.

i had what felt like ptsd for about a month following.

Monster Hunter
A friend of mine introduced me to a girl named Anna, she's small, kind of a fat and no boobs, but great ass, got her on facebook and find out she's a Feminist Beatlemaniac "artist" (as in, a fucking 5 year old makes better drawings)
I want to hatefuck her so much and shout ANITA while cumming and slap my dick on her face

Deus Ex
I'm sexually attracted to children

>>263628916
At least he didn't hear it coming.

>>263631512
Oh lord I lol'd

Deus ex
My mom caught me filming her nude yesterday we fucked hard until dad caught us
Now I gotta move out

>>263631170
>2010
>Puberty
>Minecraft
>first game on steam

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Dark Souls I guess
I'm fapping to bestiality (dogs with women), I actually fapped with a turd of mine(I just rubbed it around my dick, I stuck almost everything into my bum around the age of 12-13( i couldnt even fap back then).
I can get almost every girl to make out with me but I'm shit at relationships. I'm fapping to girls I hate in real life and who I genuinely think of as ugly & disgusting

>>263631340
>>263631426
I was 16.

I'm 21 now.

>>263631447

Calling niggers the same human species as us is a stretch but ok

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Dark Souls 1
My fetish is Loli Dom

>>263631642
You didn't hit puberty until 16?

What the fuck?

>>263631631
HOT

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>>263631305

>>263631512
thanks anon

>>263631527
I have a friend on Facebook who just draws shitty Disney characters like a 7 year old girl

They get 50 likes and ''this is amazing'' and ''oh my god you're so talented''

It makes me sick

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>>263631768

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>Pokemon
>I masturbated during nap time at summer camp.

>>263631635
>2010 was 4 years ago
>"I never went on /v/ when minecraft was new. I'll just parrot what people on /v/ says now to fit in. LE EPIC MAYMAY GUYS XD"

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>>263631823
>facebook
>friends

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>>263631631
I want to believe

>>263628527
As long as it was a scumbag terrararist it's cool. If it was just some random fucked up peasent: sheeet.

>>263628901
I did this with the panties of my best friends mother

>>263629718
Try eating milder curry.

FBI here

Reminder that this thread gets archived and your IPs are all logged

>>263631305

The estimated cost of raising a single kid is $250k. With young adults having trouble finding work, they will become more reliant on their parents and that cost will go up.

What I'm saying is that you should get a vasectomy. Fork out the ~$100 now or risk paying it back forever. Bringing an unwanted kid into the world is one of the worst things you can do, and kids suck anyway.

>>263631746
try unteralterbach

>>263631769
>>263631960
yeah no... when my old man walked in it got terrible, and my neetlife is over, I'm on a busstop waiting to crash a friends' place. Definitely do not fuck your family.

>>263632024
hey FBI whats up

>>263631636
>beastiality

Sometimes I think about my fetishes, but I generally don't question them
No scat, that's horrible

>>263631905
>Still doesn't know how to greentext correctly
>Ironic shitposting at the same time
Minecraft isn't on Steam you underaged faggot, you should kill yourself.

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>>263631823
>Friend changes profile pic to this jumpscare
>You're so beautiful

>>263632103

your criminal record

>>263632024
I hope you guys like looking through my collection of weird fetish porn.

Dark Souls

The only thing stopping me from raping and robbing people is the consequence of prison. If there were no police I'd just be a huge cunt.

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>>263622886

Bayonetta

My ex was a furry and he dressed me up in a fursuit that he bought me. It was he best sex i ever had and now im confused what that makes me i miss him some times

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>>263631032
Don't move.

>>263632161
I don't have one though, but you can probably charge me of possession of CP for shitty fantasy and sci-fi pictures with semi-nude women and girls in it.

>>263632230

I'd most def rob people at night wearing a skimask or something to get some extra cash for my rent.

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>>263632024
Hi FBI, I'm CIA.

>>263632119
You should learn how to read before jumping to conclusion, faggot.

> One of the streamers bought me Super Meat Boy
>It was my first game on steam

Mgs4
Tried farting in the bath last week and shit myself

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STALKER : SoC

I have Cancer but nobody knows i don't give a fuck i am happy with the way it is no need to over complicate things by making everybody worried and getting unneeded attention . Also i have a major /ss/ fetish but impossible to act upon because i'm a tall big hairy dude

You faggots all either have some sex-related secrets and specially allot of near-incest , almost like everybody had something.

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>>263632382
Bane?

>>263632230
The game is just like yours too, isn't?

I wonder how would much would you like if people raped and robbed you as well.

>>263632437

Is it terminal?

Are you rip in pissss?

>>263631690
That's what Neanderthals thought of us you know.

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>>263627080
>That secret
I know the feel bro. It's a shitty one at that. I feel like whenever I bring this up with anyone they just contradict me to make me feel better.

>>263632382
>>263632487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCto5tBw37Y

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>>263632417

>>263622886
Dead Rising 1
> I licked another boys dick when I was 7, I didn't know what I was doing, but it's still embarrassing

>>263632504
>I wonder how would much would you like if people raped and robbed you as well.

They'd be welcome to try, and they'd recieve a knife in the gut if they were stupid enough to do anything but slit my throat in my sleep.

>>263632437
>tfw all these faggots are the people who call you a massive turd every day
It's suffering, but hey, at least I don't have cancer, right?

jk, hope you recover so you can continue to shitpost, if not, i hope heaven exists so you can still shitpost but with the help of tupac and jesus.

Kid icarus uprising
when i was 14 i masturbated to my 13 year old aunties pants and rubbed my dick on her ass while we slept next to eachother,she doesn't know

>>263627719
>americans

>>263630779
If you've never had sex with a kid, you're not a paedophile. You just have an attraction that many people have but never act on. That makes you morally strong and worth the girl (provided she's mature.)

>>263629650
If you want gaybaiting, check out /fit/. I can't figure out if that board is one giant gay romantic comedy or what

Speaking of which...
Anything Smash Bros.
I'm a huge manwhore. I love sex and cannot stop sucking dicks. I've done shit like have sex three times with different guys all in the same day. I don't really have any friends and no self-esteem outside of knowing that I'm physically attractive. So instead, I fulfill my social needs by meeting guys, usually getting to know them a little and then fucking. I can't even tell you how many guys I've been with, but I get tested regularly and everything always comes back negative

>Doom 2
>I think I'm developing incontinence

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>>263632686

>>263632437
>having cancer
It's your own fault for stuffing your face with shit. Go read up on candida.

Skies of Arcadia
I fucked two cousins when I was 14~17, and when I was 6~8 I got intimate with three older male cousins, never mentioned that with them ever since. No, I'm not a redneck

>>263632437
Ded when?
Gonna do anything CURAAAAAAAYYYYZYY before ded?

>>263632525
No idea , like i said i don't really care.
I have know i have it but its not bothering me or troubling me , the only thing i worry about that i might get an "attack" or what ever and it will be a really embarrassing moment.

>>263629768
My imagination reached scale that i can easily imagine anybody's life. I can imagine being hobo, i can imagine being limbless veteran, i can imagine being Bill Gates.

I hope i could experience less feelings.

Also, Morrowind.
I am afraid i smoke too much

>>263632727
> but I get tested regularly and everything always comes back negative
It's a matter of time.

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>>263631823
Yeah man i know it's fucking retarded, since she's a feminist she gets a lot of attention
>She's making a meeting for "Comic lovers"
>Makes a shitty Joker and slaps it as cover
>Shitty college magazine from college uses it to advertise the meeting
>She's gloating on facebook how a fucking magazine uses her "art" and she's getting "popular"
>I can make a better drawing in 10 minutes or less and im not even into drawing, just good at it
Pic related her "Art"

>>263632791
Well, how else do you see a world without police going down?

People would carry weapons, and cunts like me would have to sleep with one eye open.

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>I don't have a single favorite
>I'm sexually attracted to my 10/10 smoking mother and have fantasies of subtly seducing her as revenge for my shitty childhood

>mfw she was sexually abused by an uncle as a kid and i could take advantage of this

>mfw not sure whether to be disgusted with myself or not

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>>263632727
filthy degenerate

Ratchet 3

I can't sleep at night because I worry about everything and haven't gotten over the fact that my best friend replaced me with a girlfriend and doesn't need me anymore
I have pretend conversations with him in my head to help keep me sane because I'm lost without him
The worst part is he's oblivious to it and doesn't realise how much he's affected me, and I don't want to say it all and sound like some overemotional drama queen

>>263632815
What?, i eat healthy.
I'm not fat or anything , its prostate cancer.

>>263632881
Jesus Christ its like a Canadian cartoon.

>>263632604
that's a big song

>>263632881

It could be worse, at least she knows how to make clean lines

The faces could do with refining though

>>263631208
>He knew what he was doing and confronted me about it 2 years later.
What happened next?

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Metroid Prime

I'm a huge moralfag but I enjoy seeing other people in pain. Hearing people cry and scream really turns me on. Because of this I hate myself and always feel extreme guilt and do nothing for myself. I once forgot to help someone because I was doing my own shit and even though they didn't mind, I had an emotional breakdown

>>263633035
I told you what to do. I too, for a long time, thought I was eating healthy.