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ITT STONE AGE /v/ >witch women 2 on the rockU only runs 30

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ITT STONE AGE /v/

>witch women 2 on the rockU only runs 30 rocks per second
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>witch women on rock60 ran around the same, a little less average rocks than witch women 2
>no one complain

why this, grogs?
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Why is he using his fingers instead of the hatchet or whatever the fuck those things are called.
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>Hard Water Climbers aren't in Super Rock Bros 4

What the fuck rakurai
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>>263584345
it's just rockstation grogs shitposting because
>rockborne
>15 rocks per second
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Guy, why I plug rock into wall and rain dance for xrock unga but no see wheel?
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>having RockU
ayy laughing my rocks off
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>>263585909
Epic rock, bro! Know what'll go great with that rockstation 4? no rocks
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>>263584108

ooga booga Personal Rock Best Rock, Rockbeds are for booga babbies.
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>>263587028
>yfw PR survivor race will never EVER get rockborne
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>He still play rock rock
>laughingvelociraptors.jpeg
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>>263584108
Unga bunga no law against rape but unga bunga OP still is a faggot bunga
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Stoopid rock peasent. Fire mastur race.

>Heat
>Cook
>Light

Rock only good for throwing at rock loving peasent
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>>263588378
ROCK THE MUD OFF
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>>263584921
OOGA BOOGA
THIS NO MAKE UP FOR SMALL PUNCHING CAVEMAN
ME DO LIKE NOT HAVING PURPLE PTERODACTYL IN GAME THOUGH
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>>263588378
>needing fire for cook
>not being berry picker
>20,000 BCE
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>>263588378
>this stoopid mudface burns already ded animal
>he no see at night
>he hair not thick enough
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>TFW I just want to play with rock
>To busy being chased by T-Rex and Raptors
>Fire rock falling from sky crushed leg
>Wheel is broken

I..I just want play with rock...
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>>263588378
SOMEBODY GET THIS ROCKHEAD OUTTA HERE
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ITT: Your rockfus
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>>263588860
>he want play rock

pebble berrypicker race
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>>263584108
Want trade five shiny rocks for cave painting of Rock Brothers 4 demo code.
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>>263588617
>being fireserf
>5000 BC
Plebble please.
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>>263588883
crushing the mudhut with no surivivors
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>HE CLEANER
>IN CAVES
>ON CAVE WALLS
>HE DO IT FOR NO FOOD
>TAKE WORK VERY SERIOUS
>IT ONLY POWER HE HAVE IN SAD LIFE
>HE REMOVE PAINTING HE NO LIKE BECAUSE WHEN SAD HE BREATHES WRONG
>HE REMOVE PAINTING HE NO LIKE BECAUSE IT GET IN WAY OF CHINESE CAVE PAINTING
>HE NOT HAVE REAL JOB
>HE STAY IN MOTHER CAVE
>HE NOT SKINNY
>HE ONLY COOK ROCK POCKET
>HE NOT GET MATE
>HE NOT GET ALLIES
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>>263588617
THE FIRE RISES
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>>263589202
HE DO IT FOR NO FOOD
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>hater sapiens toying with dangerous fire

You mad Rock Man best fighter. Too bad.
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>>263588963
but this is blue cavepainting, anon!
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>Clubfags still use club
>Spear has twice the range
>pierces flesh for quicker kill.

Inb4
>B-but you poke hole in muh hides

If clubfags don't already have proper loincloth this late in autumn then go freeze till dead and stop stalling evolution.
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>>263589202
>(USER WAS UNGA BUNGA'D FOR THIS POST)

OOOHHH
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>>263589202
>mating
enjoy giving away half food, i enjoy pure 2d wallfu
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>>263589487
who this semen animal
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Hey mudfaces, should I buy rockstation 4 or Xrock Unga? Already got a Rock-U and Fire master heater.

No mudslinging wars.
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>>263589361
>20,000 BCE
>not being nomadic hunter-gatherer

Cave-wizards can't ban what they can't find.
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>>263588982
post cave and I run it to you
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>>263589387
>Not Atlatl master race
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>>263589624
>Not on almighty Ughya
It like you want to be male that likes other male
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>>263589487
>wallfu
Mah neanderthal
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>>263584108
op unga why 30 rocks? me see 40-50 rocks most time. sometime 55-60 rocks.
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>>263589646
>implying r00ck wont find you
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>see woman gathering water near my cave
>I can see her soft patch
>think I should bash her and drag her back here, make her mine
>her black-man comes out from the tall grass
>he sees me looking
>"whatchoo lookin at, pussy?"
>I scurry deeper into my cave
>when I'm sure they're gone I jack off thinking of them mating
>28.8 rocknecction eventually gets me on /v/
>spend the rest of the day defending RockU

Think I'll run in front of a mammoth stampede tomorrow
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cavestation 4 has no rocks
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>praying to sun god to get good rocks
>not praying to river god

>Tips leaf hat
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>>263589828
your wallfu a poop!
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Anyone have a charger for my nokiaaaaarrgg 3310?
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Anyone know when Captain Caveman, Rockham neanderthal coming out? Been waiting under my mudhut for moons now and heard nothing through the bedrock.
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>>263589913
Beast men from over great river steal all ungas females.
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>>263589986
/v/ is irockgaf
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>>263589873
>implying r00ck will stop being slave to southern tribe
>implying r00ck gives two rocks about 4cave
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>>263589984
I BASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH ROCK TRIPLE UNGA
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>>263589947
Pray? Me no understand your crazy gray beard word logic.
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>>263589913
Hm. Kill mammoth stampede. Lots meat. Impress woman. Give me Rock Bros. 4 code. (Pangaea version.)
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>>263590143
big rockhead shouting from behind cave shout to me when sun is out and I show what happen
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>not having woodU and woodvita
ooga booga
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>>263590096
sunsung galaxtick > pleb rock based architecture
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>>263589661
>Atlatl
Me should've known nose-breather like you show up. Make everything fucking complicated.

Hunt mammoth for more suns than me could count even if numbers existed yet with ONE rock tied to ONE long stick. All about arm strength. Then you entitled babies show up and use TWO sticks? Second stick does all work! What next, you want rock that beat wife for you?
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>>263590214
>ignore females, get rocks.
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>>263584108
Bunga, all know neanderthal eye no see more than 30 rock per second
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>>263590332

Wood weakest of all, rock strong. Look at this bunga and laugh!
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>>263590365
>ignoring females

oh poop caveman what you do?
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>>263589487
> painting wallfu on wall
> not carving on rock

you leave cave
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irocknic dungposting still dungposting
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>>263590351
Suck my fucking cock, nigger
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>>263590520
GET ROCKHEAD OUT OF CAVE
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>>263590365
Hm.

Black beast-man from across river have few ounces of personal meat.

With lots stampede mammoth meat, get rocks and women. And keep both.
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>>263584108
What think dimetrodon egg smell like? It just for chunga hoho.
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>>263590506
Get rocks dunga. Females hate rocks, only want furs, only care bout hunters.
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My fellow neanderthals, I have manage to get water and boil over fire, I have created a new substance that will allow you to purchase rocks without the need to travel to valley, but rock will not be physical because you have play through the new substance, and if you tried to grab rock, you would burn hand
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>>263590658
what dimerodon FEET smell? I just want chunga hohohoh
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Rock spear> Rock Club

>inb4 ROCK CLUB HIT HARDER

HA HA ROCK SPEAR HIT LONGER
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Caveman always mean to Raptors
I think Raptors actually bros
Why Caveman no like Raptors?
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>>263590692
...how we know substance not take our rocks?
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>>263590692
Witch!!! We all beat him with rocks now!!!
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>>263584108
How we rocknet before we rockwheel?

Rocknet good for porn. No need woman.
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>>263590692
shaman pls go
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>>263590692
DEMON! KILL HIM BEFORE GODS MURDER US ALL
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>>263590826
I try give raptor special rock present once and raptor ate my hand
Raptor not friends
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>>263590826
Raptors like caveman lots. They could just eat us up.
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>>263590826
Raptor kill ungas father.
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>going to Unging ROCKSTOP

Shunga Dunga
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>see gathering girl
>loincloth get hot
>have good taste in rock i bet
>.....she playing istone
why happen everytime
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>>263590815
>he arm not long

look and laugh
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> tfw no cave wench
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> me face when Fire make better Unga 64 than Unga 64
> Fire Summoning Bonga Race here. How filthy muds feel when me Fire make better mud than your mud while being Fire at same time?
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>>263590964
>>263590945
>>263590951

You Caveman haters!
Raptor is friend!
Let Raptor in Cave!
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>>263590996
>go to rockstop
>try and get rocks
>female behind slab look good
>spill twigs and pebbles
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>>263590860
Ug! Women needed for giving life, continuing species.

Also burn the meat less, unga.
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>>263591064
>wanting cave wench

all normalrocks go out of 4cave
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>>263591064
I thought woman had 2 big rocks in the rocknail
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>>263591064
>4 furry tits
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>>263591103
>raptor learn to cavepaint with hand of claw
NOW IS TIME FOR SCARE
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Wood>Rocks
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>>263591103
Wonder who behind post...
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>boy reach manhood
>trained for rock-beat
>give rock-beat
>find the beast, point
>boy head turns
>"father, not need kill best"
>"me find grass for belly, we give seed mother ground, give beast dropping as offering, she sprouts grass, find seed, path becomes round like great rock"
>me face
>games in cave too much
>too much with mother
>boy has mouth becomes with dark beast spirits
>"boy, your cave game become mother ground offering"
>"now be man or rock-beat you"
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>>263591103
I think who behind this scribble
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>be listening to tweeter
>gamecock64BC calling out chin shaver out for asking too many pebbles to make rock and needing new pebbles
>shaver mock gamecock64BC and say he try get as many pebbles as he can

Me use to respect Shaver, but Psychorock and Grim Rockdango were his only good rocks. New rocks are bad.
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>>263591269
Enjoy splinter you unga
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>>263591103
This bunga is raptor. no trust.
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>>263591158
>twigs
>not spear
Look at berry picker and laugh!
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you have bone inside of body
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>>263591261
THIS TOMORROW YOU CHOOSE
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>>263591292
Father should have thrown son to sabretooths.
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>Go to rockstop
>Merchant is a wench rocker
>Decide to grab Senran Kragura Volcano Erupt
>She look at me like I'm some kind of eastern caveman perv
>Grass starts falling out of butt rag
>Paw over my pebbles
>Paws
>I'm a sabertooth tiger
>She a sabertooth tiger
>We all sabertooth tigers
>She open the door
>Velociraptor police yell get on floor
>Everyone walk the Minotaur
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>>263591269
Fucking cavester trash. Go play in tree if like being backwards so much
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>>263590815
>not using rocktana
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>>263590826
caveman who not like raptor all berrypicker who wear fur of rabbit not strong fur like tiger or mammoth

raptor only want to be caveman friend, if caveman talk to raptor we would be friend
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>>263591437
2scare4i
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>>263591345
Wood is best. Want know why? Throw rock in river it sinks. Wood sits on top of river.
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>>263584108

was the stone age man aware of what a second was? obviously he had a sense of time, but could it have been that refined by then?
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>be dark of skin
>move up north for better rock living
>have kids with dark of skin mate
>kids skin light as sand stone
>mate having rockus with neanderthal
>kids like fire over good rocks
>mfw
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>>263591304
> thinking
> 20,000 B.C.E
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>>263591512
>eatsern caveman peasant thinks his rocktana powerful as rock club
I just split my rocks laughing
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>>263591379
>>263591304
>>263591273
>>263591261
Caveman haters leave!
Cave welcome all Caveman and Raptor!
Especially fat Caveman stay
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>>263591345
Speak of splinter, anyunga see weird giant turtles outside cave?

Sharp shiny things. One used wooden stick. Dumb.
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>>263591491
Grand elders lived in trees, maybe they know better than unga.
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>>263591641
>not thinking

you come from desert cave?
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>mfw people don't have personal rocks
I bet you fuckers use the play rock 4
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>>263591735
Grand elder also eat by big lizard
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Me hear north tribes have cave painting on solid water. Is true?
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RockGate getting dumb. Stop giving shaman attention, and play Rocks.
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>>263591673
go away from cave
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What rock fuel you all have? I get up early every morning and head to the mountain, get some of that water from the plants.
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Me thinking of traveling to eastern lands across great river and find slant eye female. Females here too much fuss.
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>>263591834
>rock cave wall
>playing rocks
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>>263591735
Grand elders also throw poop at each other. Not easy respect elders.
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>>263591868
MAMMOTH AND RAPTOR KNOW HOW CAVE PAINT
WE MUST FLEE
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fellow cavemen I wonder

what is unga bunga mean?
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>Invent wooden board for hide behind
>Friends with fancy clubs laugh at
>We get fight with arrow pussy clan from other valley
>Arrow all stop on hideboard.
>We lose but me live
>Eat dead friends when other clan leave

Board too pro, get oog.
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>>263591868
Mammoth hate raptor! Raptor + Caveman survivor race all mammoth pls go
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>>263591925
All women here too big.

All women there too crazy.
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cavepainting only need three rocks for second to be good like fur of rabbit
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>>263591619

> Be reptoid alien living among primitive humans
> Estimated 3 million years before decent vidya, probably longer
> mfw
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>>263584108
>this whole thread
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>>263591685
I hear Uncheiel Bay make movie. Too much fire, though. Firestory have bigger cavehole than you mother.
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>>263591925
Slanties same, trust unga. They fuss too.
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>>263592041
>arrow
That is why they did not kill you. They should throw rock.
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>>263592006
Hahahaha, not know? Not know?

Look at this dunga, not know unga bunga. Hahahaha! Must not be from 4rocks, from Woodit I bet.
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>>263591970
>>263592061
m-mammoth will show who survivor! all caveplebs see in many moons only mammoth live!
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>>263592161
Get out mudface, we no unga your bunga
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>>263592006
Know your father is has old black-man leaf art celebrity, but get unga together.
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>>263592161
unga bunga
man with fur of sun color must leave
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What best rock and why it rock I like?
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>>263592198
HE NEW OF CAVE UNGA BUNGA
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FELLOW UNGA'S. I COME TO YOU WITH NEW WAY TO PLEASURE SELF. FIND ROUND ROCKS, MAKE HOLE THOUGH EACH, MAKE WEAVING OF GRASS AND FEED THROUGH HOLES IN ROCK. THEN YOU MUST PUT THESE ROCKS UP YOUR REAR HOLE
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Ughtivision messed up with the rocks to Desticky

500,000,000 flint? Really?
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Unga need new club, was looking at this.
What you bungas think?
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>>263592296
rock you like be poop
rock I like best rock
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>>263592296
Best rock is shiny rocks. Clan mother say they have bad spirits in them but me like them.
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>>263592296
good dungpostng
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>100+ replies of this shit.

wow.
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>>263591834
But rock gate is rock culture! Belong on rock wall
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>>263592346
rock is for throwing not storing
dumb one leave cave
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Name a rock better than Crag Runner, Pro cave painting, you unga
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>>263592346
>put rocks in rear hole
Stinky comes from there
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>>263592504
>he no store rock
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>>263592162
>Bay

Fire all he good for. Waiting for day his work go up in smoke.

No one tell weird turtles' stories well now. All leaf-flip stories dark, pointier than a rocktana.
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>>263592456
A bit of self effacing humor is good for the soul. It reminds us that the board isn't 100% unaware of its own stupidity
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>>263592346
> Not covering hole in snail and tar to make happy portal
Samelover go NOW
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>>263592346
Do not listen to this rockhead. I just did this and rocks are stuck. Cave shaman is not here right now. I do not know what to do
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who be best rockwoman and why it pearock
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>UNGA BUNGA PS4
>UNGA BUNGA NO GAMES
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>>263592582
Not on this sky-fire it doesnt
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>>263592627
rock on ground
me step on ground
pick up rock
throw at food

this easy to make sense you homo erectus
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>>263592647
Unga grow up with weird turtle stories. Them the best stories, not like Bay stories. Too much females and not enough weird turtles.
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Weird caveboy in rock-learning story?
>be 7, not yet prove man
>everyone show and tell favorite rock
>I bring nice shiny brown rock
>turn of caveboy name Donga
>Donga strange, always smelling thing
>Donga pull out his "rock"
>strange clear rock, not round like normal rock, but straight like stick on all side
>you see through but everything on other side purple
>Teacher man screaming
>Tell everyone is rock of death men sometimes see in dreams, is demon rock
>Donga shunned from cave cluster
>moons forward
>be 15
>find cavepainting
>show Donga try to teach hairy tusk monster way of fire, get stepped on
Poor Donga...
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>>263592456
> Not knowing of stone age vidya
I Unga Bunga
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>>263592420
You. Leaf.

Heh, get it? Called "Pun."

Seriously, leave cave.
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>>263592810
you place on filtered wall
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>>263592346
Cave painting no clear, cock stuck in animal trap
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>>263592006
Maybe read cave wall more before scratching, newbunga.
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>>263592810
I UNGA BUNGA YOUR MOM
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>>263592845
donga ded?
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>>263592459
>muh rock culture

>>/outofcave/
>>/9dung/
>>/woodit/

No need dungposters like you smearing feces on rock wall.
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>>263592838
Me too.

ROCKonami slanties make wonderful rocks. No more.
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>>263592905
>berry picker as fuck
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>>263592798
>Not Rockabella

It like you try make me think me talking to trilobyte
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>>263592798
This best rockwoman. She get rocked by all males. Get ungas bunga dunga'd.
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story of future games weird
how can fire make rock turn easy to bang into sharp? i put rock on fire and rock became hot, very good for pulling spicy rock on friend but not become easy to sharp
is just mammoth dung? shamans please help
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>witch who is not named erase rock carving for offering
>great seer Milos see new rock carving
>travels many strides to nameless witch hut
>"witch name I know not, tribesmen bring you fruits and meat"
>"carving say many go to great sea god, who takes away for his sea the tears of cursed"
>"carving gone now, new carving"
>"where is blessing of great sea god?"
>tricky witch sees him away
>go witch coven
>witches and turned tribesmen smears cast upon name of great seer Milos
>seer Milos goes to sea god and asks of offering
>SEA SILENT AS DEATH-BORN CHILD
GREAT FORESEEN RECKONING COMES
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has rock life 3 be confirm yet
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>>263593118
>tfw rockly no fit in in smashcave because too big
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>>263593246
Maybe next sunrise.

It getting very cold...
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Anyone able to beat Throwing Sabertooth in Stoner Wheel Hard 3? He keep throwing sling and hiding to put another rock in before I can throw spear
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>>263593246
What three?

Also, me accidentally step in tar pit. Any cozy rock to play while me drown over course of hours?
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Guys, you ever try making rock sharp then tying to stick?
I think it make hunt easy.
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>>263592845
we all know of a donga when grow up
we know what not do because donga
donga save life and not know
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>>263593351
get better
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>>263593405
rocktris
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>>263593039
It not the same. No dungas say they always loved Jumping Caveman but me liked it first. They never even play it.

They tell false stories and etch pictures of turtle dinosaur and Jumping Caveman mating instead.
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If cut off tail will dinosaur die?
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>>263593351
be more good, casual unga
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>>263593542
No but painful
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>>263593405
I guess you could try Tortanic
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>>263593420
>wanting hunt easy
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>>263593420
Welcome to Stone Age, you unga.

You not see us paint about spears?
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>>263593542
No, dino only getter madder then unga dead.
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>>263593132
This blue cave wall!
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>>263593246
why you think we build mountain of rocks? For sky god? no. For earth god? no. For rock life 3? yes.
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>>263593542
it hurt very bad
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If you read this post you are fucking gay and like rocks in your ass.
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>>263593351
You throw spear at bee hive you dumb unga. If spear throwing skill lacking then wait until Sabertooth refill sling.
>>
unga bunga
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>>263593612
you big caveman
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>>263593132
Rockwoman sleeps too many, is unfit

my spit upon
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>>263593675
dinosaur is big animal
>>
"pass rock?"
"here your rock, brother"
UNGA RUNGA CRAZYSABRETOOTHS
>>
HE
>>
Do you believe in men from the stars?
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>>263593756
for I
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>>263593819
ehh unga
>>
>>263593819
go to cave /x/ you unga
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>>263593813
NO
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>>263593819
>man in star
unga not even man over hill
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>>263589168
You big bunga

>For unga.
>>
>me see cave painting of woman
>me would like to mate with woman
>only it not really woman, only looks like woman, be man
what me do?
>>
>>263593819
Great spirits from sky, not men. Stars too small for men to be in. This basic logic.
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>>263593813
HAS NO ROCK
>>
>>263593819
ehh unga
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>>263593923
GRACE
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>>263593934
what about woman in star?
>>
have you ungas ever seen this?
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>>263593514
That mating forbidden! THAT MATING FORBIDDEN!!! Hurt like bunga, too.

No want live in world where ungas approve of that.
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>>263593819
ehh unga
>>
>>263593982
Is baby stick like female baby stick?
>>
>>263593982
Touch your dunga, is it rock?

Unga might be funga
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>>263593808
>"Here your rock Grog."

HOW THE UG DO ROCK FIT IN HAND?
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>>263594098
MADE BY UNGA WHO MATE WITH ANIMAL
>>
>went to the local rockstop to buy rockstation 4
>some ooga booga was tryin to buy the new Bone that came out
>the trader looked at him and said it wasn't out
>see the oogabooga shake as vines start to drop from his cloth
>never again to rockstop
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>>263584108
losing my shit, best thread in a while
>>
this nice cave drawing
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me thank shaman
>>
Me find thin rock man inside me. Is their thin rock men in all of us. Me to spooked.
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>>263593790
four-unit you
>>
>>263594098
ME FROM NEXT WEEK
WHAT THE UNGA BUNGA IS THIS
>>
>>263593982
show painting
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>>263594264
This dunga.
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>>263594098
Bronanderthal go fuck horse.

Fucking filth, fucking animal holes while animal still alive.
>>
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>>263594091
Have seen that.

(This weird painting from her.)
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>>263594373
i want berry penis inside
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>>263589487
>pure 2d wallfu

sabertooth meat has fallen out me sides.
>>
>>263594373
>rocktendo's skyfire
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>>263594189
Unga not funga if it is cavewoman like stick.
>>
Pterodactyl coming to rock boulder crush tribe! Right?
>>
what if build mountain and get great rock of sky?
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>>263594369
Unga mate with dead animal?
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>>263594279
ROCK WALL NO HAVE ROOM FOR SLANT EYE LOVING DONGAS
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>>263594373
this is nintenbone's flashy light from sky
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>>263594373
i hate space lady, she on too many cave walls
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>>263594201
made for neanderthal
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>>263594303
Not rock, bone.

Yes. Fix later. Bigger problems, if unga believe that.
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>>263594303
Giving my the bungas.

Sometimes sit around fire and look into dark black and get bungas thinking of it.

>have to get up in the dark and do a dook
>afraid to look out into the forest
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>>263594496
Pterodactyl too big
>>
Why unga bungas come by/v/ cave and carve small equines in cave. Why they not stick to own cave?
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>Walking to cavestop eating ice
>pass a group of pterodactyls, none of them run away from me
>notice this and walk bacwards to them
>they still dont move
>grab 1
>hes rather upset and confused
>take a cave paiting of him while holding him
>continue to cave stop
>go inside
>neardenthals looking at me holding dirty pterodactyl
>tell people by the campfire that if they dont give me phantasy star universe for the rock360 for free i'll release the pterodactyl
>they try to haggle
>i release the pterodactyl
>they beg me to grab it again
>they hand me the rock and i just walk out
and no fucks were given that day
>>
Help me. I take beautiful cave wench, she bear child: child girl. She grow and grow, and now I want to rock her. What do?
>>
>>263594496
NOT EVER
MUCH BIG FOR ROCK
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>>263594507
no. Yes. tfw no mate
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POST WOMAN

IF NOTHING, SHE DEAD
>>
See that mammoth?
Unga can hunt it.
>>
>>263594575
did you know there animal who steal man body and pretend to be him?
hunt friend get lost and not act same ever since, i scared, help
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T-REX TOO BIG FOR SMASH UNGAS!

STOP TALKING ABOUT IT REXXY MEN WHO LIKE MEN!
>>
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>>263594669
me pure 2d wallfu bes wallfu
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>>263594652
rock her
>>
>they play game on prebuilt rock pile
>not constructing own stone circle

stone circle master caveman
can run tiny-caveman fort on many rocks per second
>>
>>263594373
star lady got into smash-rocks sibling four instead of purple pterodactyl

>mrw
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>>263594513
Cave wall made by slant eye loving bunga you dunga. Why is ca/v/emen so full of tumblerocks and wooditors?
>>
>>263594790
Many bunga mate with unga's wallfu
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>>263594790
you wallfu no more
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>>263594780
Dinosarus and humans did NOT live in the same time period.
>>
>>263594768
These etchings really making me cold but it hot.

2dunga4bunga.
>>
>>263594790
rock in peace
>>
>>263594790
WALLFU DEAD
>>
>>263594652
Anyone watching? rock her hard
>>
>>263594453
We all want.
Well, except other ungas quote me.

>>263594541
She pretty, have lots of different feelings.Next you say she in too many rocks. What better - orange half-man?
>>
>>263594938
>Rockers
>Being rockalistic

You unga grog?
>>
>>263594780
Rex not to big, he just as big as Stegosaurus from Super Rockio World.
>>
>>263594790
>those bungas

Where find this painting? Need more.
>>
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Anon wife pregnant
Anon friend tell bad news
Anon went wife brother
Anon wife lost
>>
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>>263594845
>mrw
>no post rock
>mrw
>>
zoe quail can suck my unga dick
>>
>>263594652
give her the rock
>>
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>>263594938
cave painting say different
>>
>>263594938
Smash Ungas a dream rock stupid neanderthal. It made for entertainment. No need to be realistic.
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>>263594838
It too hard, take too long to make rock circle. It easier to just get pile of rocks.

Always wanted big rock circle to play rocks on but it too hard, cost too many shiny rocks.
>>
>>263595151
Blown to pebbles.
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>>263587952
>Not "laughingvelociraptwhores.jpg"
One job!
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>>263595108
i made little cavepainting on rock you berrypicker
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>>263595060
use roockle neander
>>263594974
>>263594985
>>263594915
>>263594924
no
>>
>>263595093
LAUGH VERY LOUDLY
>>
>having wallfu
jump into pack of sabertooth
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>Go to rockstop
>See this

UNGA ROCKSTOP
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This whole thread
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>>263595093
Classic. Like Dodo. Never go out style.
>>
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SHAMANS MAKE NEW FORMAT
GET IN ON THIS UNGAS
>>
Me laugh at Rock U dwellers, since purple Tyrannosaurs Rex is never Ever confirm.
>>
>>263595269
>complain about wallfu on 4cave
>on 4cave

you know what cave you in?
>>
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>MRW STONE CIRCLES WILL NEVER, EVER GET GRAND THEFT WHEEL V
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>>263595309
wall painting work fine
no need change
>>
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HUR HUR HUR
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>>263595280
This painting real?
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>sakka-rakka comes tribe again
>many sun and moon tribe await
>brings gifts of rock and clay painting
>small for take in hand as hunt
>me thank sakka-rakka with tribe
>for long we want sakka-rakka cave game with Riddlu beast of star legend, deep color last in the rain-mirage
>me look rock and clay
>feather-boy and shadow feather-boy
>no ice tribe
>me view all gifts
>fierce Riddlu, no stone or clay depicts his greatness
>sakka-rakka makes great insult
>turn to sakka-rakka
>he is gone
>tribe must await again
>>
>>263595450
painting is not animal you rockhead
>>
you couldnt even get the thread right, op.
>>
>>263595450
It real, my dad work at Rocktendo
>>
>>263595432
don't worry, no charge for them
>>
>>263595280
>>263594648
post cavestop / rockstop stories!
>>
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>>263595220
>that cavepainting
>you make

ehh unga
>>
>>263595441
fucking 4cave has ruined wall paintings
seeing dead baby painting always
>>
who exciting for Mold Gray Sturdy IIIII?

OOGA STANDING
>>
>>263595112
rockly who?
>>
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>2000 BC.
>Go to PebbleStop to get a new pebble
>Ask trader for new pebles for Rockstation 4
>Points me to Howl of Duty: Ghosts and other old stuff
>meat I brought to exchange starts rotting
>Rockstation 4 still has no Pebbles
>my unga when
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>>263587952
>.jpeg
>not .roc
>>
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HE
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>>263590826
Because no raptor in super smash rocks 4
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>>263584108
>>263584345
>>263585909

Maybe you goofballs wouldn't be complaining about shit like rocks per second if you have a better boulder to play it on?

Might I suggest spending all your hard earned pebbles on a Roc TV? Then you can play your slate chips in your rock60's and roxone.

Just pay the unholy jewish turtle wizard and your good to go.
>>
>>263594661
hey whatever get your rocks off bro
>>
>>263595280
Rockstop's manager's favorite Dragon Rock Z character must be Trunks
>>
>>263592006
Newegg
>>
>>263595578
ME ON FIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEE
>>
>>263595578
ON THE CAVE solid rock better than big cave leader
>>
Scary stories?

>be bunga
>go into forest to hunt with friend
>see father
>he go to spirits many summers ago
>go to him
>it bone man

This really happen.
>>
>>263595487
We build stone mountain
We build it high
Sakka-rakka makes rocks for the stone mountain
We tear stone mountain down
Sakka-rakka fall with stone mountain

Sound like good plan?
>>
>>263595112
stick to exile camp grog

no shit in good campfire
>>
>>263595626
HAS NO ROCKS
>>
>>263595662
Me no unga stupid
You long-nosed wizard
Me no fall for your tricks

Why you no take red berry yet /rocks/
>>
>>263595698
>he not main furless rock god
>>
>>263595309
How I paint new painting? Will ungas even transcribe painting on other cave?
>>
>>263595626
Ungas rocks in the sky.
>>
>>263591489
Rock+, Unknon! Haven't heard good "Walk the Minotaur" meme since we all lost find and walk on land. Do miss bubblenet, though, but that probably just rockstalgia
>>
>>263595626
HAS NO STICKS
>>
Unga think bignose tribe be painting in unga's cave.
Should unga worry?
>>
>>263595626
TOOK ME TO CAVE FOR SEE DANCING NOISEMAKERS
>>
>>263595737

I'm fucking dying
>>
>>263595631
Raptor not too big.
Tyranno is too big for smash rocks 4
>>
if you see this scribble on wall
you get visit from song boneman
you get good hunt
if you unga song boneman
>>
>>263594648

>this cave wall again

>this copy paint every time
>>263594938

>ooging this new
>ISHYODOBT.rock
>>
>>263595957
UNGA SONG BONEMAN
>>
>>263595805
Shiny head man?

He beast. Not in black-man way, strong. Slice everything.
>>
>>263595957
unga song boneman
>>
>>263595737
>be me
>not know how to make fire
>need to drop some rocks
>go to forest
>spooky sounds
>about to drop rocks
>feel hand on shoulder
>run away

This why I not go forest now
Have rocks for 10 years
>>
>>263595957
unga song boneman pls gib good hunt
>>
>>263595957
>ungaing boneman not bring bad hunt
>>
>>263594938
Yeah tell that to my neighbor, Fred, fucker has one in his house.
>>
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THIS CAVE UNDER ATTACK FROM GIGAGORILLA
ONLY GUESS YOUR OWN PEBBLE COUNT CAN STOP
DOUBLE CIRCLE ONLY MAKE ANGRY
>>
>>263596072
GET THIS BONEHEAD OUT OF CAVE
>>
>>263595957
UNGA SONG BONEMAN
>>
>>263595737
>there is bone man inside us
i have seen unga turning into bone man when spirits took him and he bury in cave
>>
>>263596103
look at me 4
>>
>>263596103
Fine. 67 pebbles.
>>
>>263596103
I roll 5 pebbles.
>>
>>263596174
ungpressive
>>
>>263595886
depends
do like painting?
>>
>>263596174
count impressive
I check
>>
>>263596103
7 ROCKS PLS DONT KILL I GIGAGORILLA
>>
>>263596174
Is unga a shaman?
>>
How many moons till Rock Life 3?
>>
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>>263596174
GIGAGORILLA BEAT FUCK OUT
>>
>>263596036

This really happen to unga.

>elder has evil spirits in his head
>act like animal, eat on dook
>sky fire rise one day and he gone
>never find him but hear him from the forests when dark
>find boneman in forest with his furs on it
>still hear elder in the forest at dark

Unga don't sit to close to the forest at dark, sit close to fire.
>>
>>263594938
How Lizard No Real If Unga No Real?
>>
>>263596174
UNGA HAS MAGIC!
>>
>>263596161
>bone man inside us

HAHAHAHA LISTEN TO THIS ROCKHEAD
What next? Fire that does not hurt? HAHAHAHA
>>
>>263596174
I check your pebbles
>>
>>263596280
shaman no how to number 3.
>>
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>>263596103
Me paint in advance bunga's scribble count.
It end in count on paint.
>>
>>263596240
No like painting.
Too many other tribes and woman.
I kill bignose tomorrow.
>>
>>263596280

Shaman only care about making new head furs for Rock Fortress
>>
>>263595662

you talk like a berrypicker and your dung's all like baby
>>
>>263596103
>>263596103
good thing I save this 7 all day
>>
>>263595737
So ur with ur cavewomn and yur making out wen the rok clatters. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS UNGA?
>>
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>>263594938
what are you trying to say?
>>
>>263594669
chaika best woman
chaika speak same as ung
>>
>>263596174
he stop gigagorrila he new hero ingdonR das
>>
>>263596508
mother is unga
>>
>>263596406
unga do what unga must
>>
>>263596508
Stop, scaring my bungas.
>>
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BIG NEWS ALL CAVE PEOPLE!

IF TAKE SEED FROM GRASS AND PUT SEED IN GROUND NEW GRASS GROW!

CAN FEED FAMILY IF NO BERRIES BECAUSE COLD! VERY USEFUL!
>>
>>263596362
Top rock. Next, after the next moons, cave wench will be able to get cave of her own. Ha
>>
>>263596508
i caveman and even i find this outdated
>>
>>263596543
chaika be on front wall
>>
>tfw this thread is full of unga's who touch self to paintings of small women drawn by slant eyed tribe

THOG JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROCKSTATION
>>
>>263596652
Spirits no like. Me have to kill unga to save rock from angry spirits.
>>
This thread remind me of deepriver threads. Not knowing what in deep dark water give my the bungas.
>>
UNGA
>>
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>>263596174
we gigorilla steaks tonight
>>
>>263596652
no eat grass
eat triceratops
>>
>>263594938
but they had imageboards on the internet right?
>>
>>263596652
grass taste of shit
hunt is hard but food good
one time me set food on fire, everyone laugh but food taste good
>>
>>263596652
>eating ground meat
Enjoy not having mate, cavewoman.

Only need club. Is easy. Not hard, bunga.
>>
>>263596362
That sound stupid, but listen this. What if....what if tree not have spirit inside? What if tree not have bone man? Shaman say he speak to tree, but what if he lie?
>>
>>263596652
don't believe but want to

can unga show how? don't want to lose seed in ground if unga just rocking with me
>>
>>263596738
>have rockstation
>not like youngas
ehh unga
>>
>>263596787

I wish cave owners did not erase cave paintings about deep river

Drug always find them interesting

Why no tribes make good deep water game?
>>
>>263596543
CHAIKA ON TOP OF ROCK
>>
>>263596738
>implying Rockstation is not full of slates with slant eye tree women
>>
So ur with ur femalw and yur making out wen the stone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my she-child?" U tell ur female n she say "my unga is ded". THEN WHO WAS STONE?
>>
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check me 8
>>
>>263596902
>Shaman lie

Say to my rock, unga, not on cave and see what happen
>>
>>263596923

WATERFORCE will never be real rock.
>>
>>263596902
me tip head hide
>>
>>263596902
This caveman hold edge better than shiny black rock
>>
>>263596960
I no see 8. Me count 5.
>>
What you dungas think of Oculus Rock? It comes with plants you eat and make you see things like it real. It the future of rocks. It like being in cave painting.
>>
>>263596902
*tips rock*
>>
>>263588378

>Thinks Fire good
>Have to gather The Sticks
>And The rocks
>Most also dig
>Most also make sparky spark
>All This work For simple fire
>Fire only plays lame Fire uggs anyway
>Not Just playing with your rock
>Fire So entitled. Rock user best user.
>>
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>>263596652
give no word or ear to boy
mouth is still with evil beast spirit
I rock-beat, make hunt
boy loses right for 4rock.

elders I beg forgiveness
>>
>>263596902
Me have scary men visit when I close eyes at star time. You say maybe thats shaman lies?
>>
>>263596923
Deep water rocks get no shells.
Tribes want shells so they make rocks ungas will trade for.
>>
>>263597142
>oculus rock
>owned by facerock
UNGA BUNGA
>>
>>263596902
>SHAMAN LIE
LEAVE 4CAVE YOU ROCKETING BUNGA
>>
>>263597129
stupid ungas are now edge

unga remember when only thing like sharp rock on stick and big cat mouth had edge
>>
>>263597142
>Bought by Facepainting
Cave painting age over, brother.
>>
*BREAKING CHARACTER
where the fuck is my historically inaccurate caveman video game?
>>
>>263597241
>big nose clan stole wallfu age
>>
>>263597162
It your boy? Must be 25 summers old. Get out of cave elder.
>>
Which slanted eye tribe better, Rocktendo or Rockny?
>>
>>263597343
UNGA SAY WE KILL BIGNOSE CLAN
>>
>>263588378

>Trying to build my own fire
>What Stick Do you recommend
>What about to power flame
>I hear Witch Doctor Nivida Give out good flame
>But I also Hear Prohibit AMD can make fire Really Really hot!
>>
>>263596789
BUNGA
>>
>>263597312
>yfw cave gaming died
>>
>>263597087
>>263597146


Me hate how when talk about no spirit always get dumb painting of fat bunga with dumb hat.
>>
>>263597324
use spoilers you trilobyte
also there's WiLD which is ps4 exclusive
>>
What you ungas thinking of new rockforce ?
>>
>>263597363
>Americaves.
>>
>>263597414
Rocksoft
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>>263584108
>Implying Bayo2 is 30 fps

Shut the fuck up. No, I'm not playing your caveman game. Blatant misinfo makes you a gigantic faggot.
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>>263597449
>cleaners sung unga, susser bunga on 4cave that day
Still makes unga happy.
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>>263597416

>Imply bignose tribe does not monitor 4rock

OY VEY GOYROCK
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>>263597526
>Rocksoft
>Slanteye
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>>263597324
Why caveman put star in front of scribble?
Is to say not caveman but starman?
Am I to be scared?
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>>263584108
>Stonecast 2 never happen because Rockstation 2 kill UNGA

Have fun with shit rockstation 4. we could have 60 rock per seconds now
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>>263597553
SOMEONE GET THIS ROCKHEAD OUTTA HERE
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>>263597562
UNGA STILL HERE
BIGNOSE NOT KILL UN-
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>>263596776
>>263597162
>>263596817
Warning! If you kill all beast, no beast come back! Grass always come back if you put seed in ground!

>>263597363
This caveman friend! I share grass with you and show how put in ground!
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>>263597553
>Don't shit talk muh waifu

I hate shitstains like you.
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>>263597414
Four-side-rock Enix.
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>>263596960
it seem u not believe in pointing number man

pointing number man grant me 5 rocks

see them
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>>263597418
>come to 4cave to talk rock
>every other camp is complain about some amazon tribe ruining hunt
>all rock camps just shit and wallfus

what happen 4cave?
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>>263597553

>He get mad over video rocks
>He care that witch woman run at 30 rocks per second

If you like rock, enjoy rock, why you care what over tribe think?
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>>263597693
>Warning! If you kill all beast, no beast come back!

You and caveman who think shaman lie need to leave cave
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>>263597363
>unga mother not with boy after I become man at 11 summers

>>263597693
beast always back. too many beast, if man know. not man, is always cave game, too much mother
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>>263597553
Unga have much fire in cheeks
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>>263597562
THEY TOOK ALL MY PEBBLES
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>>263597752
neo-lith happen, brunga
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>>263597780
This man understand. Should be shaman.
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>>263597468
i didn't want anyone to miss it. looks good, but I don't plan on getting that system, but if its awesome i'd do it. seems like a great idea
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>>263597618
This now future caveman topic.

>my fire when bungas still use rocks
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>>263597142
>Oculus Rock
>Not Rockulus Rift
>me face when all the rockheads around here
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>Suddenly 4cave hate wall paintings about green star man who shoots star men

WHAT HAPPEN?
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unga bunga rockstop
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Gather ungas
Chaman have magic herbs
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>>263597618
try not sleep for twelve nights. then you be feel happy again
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>>263597964
BEAR LEAVE CAVE
>>>/out/
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>>263597693
Unga trap some beast and let mate.
Then unga kill beast later. Unga still have meat and can get more.
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>>263597752
it is bungas from redrock
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>>263597993
THANKS SHAMAN
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>>263597993
bunga, shaman
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>>263597849
Shaman also said water safe walk on. Shaman walk on water and went down. Now shaman dead!
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>>263597972
>Suddenly 4cave like wall paintings about green star man who shoots star men
UNGA TELL I
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>>263597993
thanks shaman
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>>263597142

>tie rock to face with animal skins
>eat plants that make you see things

How this a thing? Some dunga might hit unga with club while rock on face.
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>>263597993
Bunga shaman
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>Mrw Ungas play Sharp Tooth Beast Hunter 3 U
>Mrw Ungas don't just go out cave and hunt for tribe
>Mrw I seriously hope you Ungas don't do that

Why do ungas waste time with realistic rocks? If unga want to hunt, unga can just hunt!
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>>263597972
big cave fad. you only like because green paint is cheap and they send you slabs to tell you how great is
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>>263596789
>>263596789
REMOVE LANKY remove lanky
you are worst kong. you are the kong idiot you are the kong smell. return to bnana kingdom. to our banana kingdom cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,Donkey Kong island we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole kong stink coconut sqhipere shqipare..kong genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kong..ahahahahah donkey kong island WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot kong and pineapple smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE lanky FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. kremlings+mario+banana kingdom+little mac=kill donkey kong island…you will ww2/ King K.Rool alive in kremling ship, King K.Rool making album of kremling krew . fast rap King K.Rool kremling krew. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of King K.Rool… you are ppoor stink kong… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
King K.Rool alive numbr one #1 in kremling krew ….fuck the banana kingdom ,..FUCKk ashol kongs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the kong farm aminal with rap magic now we the krmln rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and DK Island wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Northern kremisphere greattst countrey
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>"Me rockpile not playing Dark Rocks 2. How fix?"
>"Try rebuilding your rockpile."
>cave painting scratched out by shaman
>me face
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>>263598257
Groo's knee went backwards, you expect Groo to go hunt with that? not like there are round things for him to use, Groo not have lots of nuts
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>>263598257
Cave John? Got female with you?

>dunga'd
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>>263598257
Unga no hunt winged water monkey outside cave. Unga think bunga just bad at Sharp Tooth Beast Hunter 3 U.
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>buy rockstation
>no rocks
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>>263598158
>put rockulus rift on face
>see wallfu, but real and I there too
>mate with wallfu
>greatfather walks in
>ya winnin' songa?

Is terrify.
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>>263598257
Unga can't hunt, unga gatherer. Get all the females.
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>>263597142
Me see wallpainting based on Oculus Rock. Cavemen playing in wallpainting get stuck. If they spirit leave in game, they spirit leave in real world.
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