Come up with a reason why Samus has such a big butt

because sex appeal zero suit lol tits n ass lol hard dick buy now

she has to tuck the rest of her body into SOMEWHERE when she goes into ball mode

>>263447239
Are you saying she tucks herself into her own ass?

>>263447310
This seriously made me LOL!

I want to tongue her sweaty asshole after a hard days work hunting bounties.

bird mutation

She homegrown

her power armor does most of the work so she doesnt really get any excercise

>>263447397
..... That didn't make any sense.

because sexless losers buy a lot of videogames

>that butt
>big

Ireland pls go

>>263447706
Why do sexless losers like big butts rather than small butts?

>>263447706
>>263447482

that about sums it up OP

maybe she does squats?

Bird Magic.

>>263447482
this

I'd bet the chozo geneticist who gene modded her was a raging pervert.

only on smash though, every other depiction I've seen of her in metroid games showed her as more athletic than curvy

>>263447130
Sex sells

>>263447740
If you don't think that ass is big, you must be a nigga. Is that correct?

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The butt is a muscle too. Most female athletes have a firm butt because of this.

Cuz she's a girl

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Can someone extract ZSS's model from the Smash demo for SFM and XPS? You know, for reasons.

>>263447130
Autism

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>>263447130
Implants.

>>263447706
but over 50% of people who play video games are women

>>263447967
It's like people don't know how bodies work or something.

>>263448159
*if you count mobile and facebook games

>>263447967
not really. The gluteus maximus muscle is actually pretty flat and unappealing on its own. The good looking roundness comes from fat. Being fit will make it firm but don't think you're looking at muscle.

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I like taking a complete handful of bare naked butt. Big or small, doesn't really matter. One of the most pleasant sensations. Better than petting a cat.

She found the butt upgrade.

>>263447994
Not sure if anyone can, yet. Nintendo's latest systems (3ds wii u) have insane security. But trust me man, I feel ya.

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No recent games to run around in so her ass got fat.

>>263447873
>athletic instead of curvy
>Implying Samus's ass is not tight
>Misogyny

get the fuck out

>>263447924
Nope.

It's obvious that the kids who think that ass is anything but normal-sized haven't touched one in their lives.

>>263448651
I feared this might be the case. Hopefully some tech wizard gets on this asap

>>263448783
how out of touch are you that you think this is correct

I mean when was the last time you left your house

>>263447130
Because she has good genetics from her parents.

faggot.

>>263448159
>Women can't be sexless

>>263448325
>The good looking roundness comes from fat

B-b-but Samus's ass is REALLY round! :(

>>263448984
I should probably be asking you the same question.

>>263449025
that's right

>>263449234
its ok to be NEET anon I forgive you.
do you know what day of the week it is? what month it is?

when was the last time you had a spoken conversation with another human being?

>>263449234
Her ass is fucking HUGE. Saying that's not a big butt automatically makes you a nigga.

Must we always have scientific conversations regarding samus ass

>>263449443
I agree we should be focusing on her anus instead

The answer to all= birt people magic

>>263449443
I think people are just surprised it's so big/fat.

No one expected that from a character like Samus.

>>263449523
you mean her cloaca

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>>263449443

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>>263448325

It's not uncommon for most athletes to have some body fat on them. Anyway, gymnasts.

>>263447130
Please stop pushing this meme.

>>263447130
Because she is obviously a healthy genetically superior female that is ready for breeding.

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>>263447873
>every other literation has showed her as more athletic

Top kek!!!!111!1

>>263448972
Yeah, I hope so too. Her latest model has to be my all time favorite yet.

>>263447130

reminder other M turned samus into fanservice

reminder metroid as a franchise is now dead

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Poor Samus. She just let her butt go.

implants

>>263451429
I personally don't see a single problem with her new booty.

http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/

>>263451953
She's got a huge, fat bubble butt.

>>263452206
>http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/
And that happens to be relevant to my interests. Call it bad taste, but I love it.

>>263447130
It's because she is a woman.

Genes?

>>263452787
Most women don't have butts that big.

>>263451953
She's no longer a man.

>>263452879
Sexy women do, and she is a sexy woman.

>>263453542
Anon, when a butt is that big, it has A LOT of fat on it.

That's not sexy.

>>263453713
Kill yourself

>>263453713
Fashionfag here, I still like her.
She is fat in a good way.

>>263454108
But you admit her ass is fat?

>>263454785
Jesus christ you autistic fuck stop making these threads

>>263454785
Yes, but not too fat.

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>thick thighs don't save lives

Heretics, all of you.

>>263455075
So how fat is it then? Would the ass flab jiggle if you spanked her?

>>263455204
Disgusting.

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>>263454785
>I only like skinny butts because my 3 inch penis can fit in

It's so pathetic that I'm chuckling

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>>263455254
Perfect

>>263455317
Graceful

>3DPD fatfags ruining the thread

I'm out.

Samus should feel ashamed of herself bu letting her ass become fat.

Time to hit the gym, babe.

>>263449590
Yes, I'm genuinely shocked at the physical characteristics of this fictional character's ass. My friends and I have always agreed that Samus has had a small, tight butt and are flabbergasted that this has changed recently. I lay awake at night wondering how this could of possibly happened.

Report and hide.

>>263456313
You're not alone, anon.

>>263452572
>http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/
>Posted: 2014-09-14 06:33
It's finally finished?!!?! Holy fuck!

>>263455494
Let's be honest here, Anon. No one on this board is getting laid, regardless of dick size.

>>263448506
>Nipple

so_close.png

Genetics

What body fat she does have, is stored there. Sure there's some smoothing out her stomach area, but a lot of it is going to her glutes. So her working out, combined with this, makes it extra large considering her frame.

Sex appeal you moron

Also beautiful aryan genetics.

>>263449430
It's not fucking huge, it's a nice shape and slightly big for her sort of frame.
It's bubbly not big, I'm an ass aficionado

>>263449590
>big/fat

I swear it's only this one guy who seems to be saying this. get out of the house and hit the gym

she has a gymnist body. It's how she can do somersaults and flips and shit

Ridley hid in her booty

Two metroids clamped onto her butts and she can't get them off.

>>263454785
yep just one person

>>263455317
fag

Anyone else who wants to put Samus over your knees and give her a spanking?

>>263457736
I want Samus to put me over her knee and ram a horsecock dildo into my boypussy

Because Samus has been nothing but waifu bait since Zero Mission.

Nips are scared of strong, independent women. They expect all women to be submissive, meek, and emotional.

>>263457882
Why can't I want a strong independent woman with a thick ass that she can smother me with?

>>263457882
Don't shit on Zero Mission, it's the best Metroid game.

>>263457882
But she wasn't submissive, meek or emotional in Zero Mission or Fusion, fuck off ACfag.

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>>263457906

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>>263458160

>>263457993
I have one of those. Even though the face sitting is amazing, she's into small penis humiliation now and I can't help her with that fetish. I think she's gonna leave me soon.

>>263458257
>tfw 6" cutfag with a small penis humiliation fetish
If she likes having her feet rubbed, send her my way.

Since Samus cut back on hunting bounties, hasn't missed a single leg day.

>>263457906
>posting fake butt
fake girls are cancerous

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>>263458248

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>>263458248
I know it's fake but my dick

>>263447130
because shes in a skin tight suit which will make it look better than it otherwise would be

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What do you make of this, anons?

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>>263447130

>Implying that butt is big

What? It's medium at most.

>>263458390
Do you like the idea of a woman taking off a freshly worn sock and making you cum in it? She's really into that.

>>263458248

Vomited in my mouth

It's absolutely revolting how humans are still so susceptible to such primitive, beastial instincts. We're capable of rational, complex thought and have been for thousands of years, we shouldn't be so quick to give in to such animalistic urges.

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>got a gamecube around when it came out
>some metroid game came with it
>never played it
>never played any metroid
what have I missed out on?

>>263458878
Seems like a waste of a perfectly good sock.

>>263447130
Squats and oats...

She knows what's up

>>263458684
It's not.

https://twitter.com/aldnia9

>>263458957
one of the best games i've ever played

>>263458932
Here's your response SJW.

>>263459108
no, it is fake, you can tell by everything about it

>>263458430
Shits real nigga.

>>263459276
Yeah other than the fact that it's real and there's a million photos of her.

>>263459387
if i took 1 million photos of fake tits does that make them real?

>>263459508
No it makes them 1 million photos of fake tits, but those are still real photos

You are trying to say these are shooped when they are actual photos of a phat ass


Just google this bitch

lexybaddie

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>Human DNA
>Chozo DNA
>Metroid DNA
>DNA of all the creatures the X absorbed
>Contaminated by Phazon

She's a goddamn genetic abomination

How she manages to possess dat sweet, sweet booty is a mystery

>>263455204
UNCANNY VALLEY'D

>>263458778
that's glutes, son. A curvy butt is glutes, while a big ass is fat.

>>263459691
what is buttimplants?

just google this bitch

Sarina Valentina

>>263459691
how can photos be real if our eyes aren't

>>263459919
Isn't Sarina Valentina castrated?

>>263459919
Butt implants don't suddenly make the photos fake idiot.

>>263459875
Both have glutes?

>>263460015
probably, but his butt is fake just like some of the bitches posted here

>>263460091
Also has very obvious fake tits.

>>263460024
I don't think that anon is saying the pictures themselves are fake
just that the ass IN the pictures are fake
but not fake as in photoshopped
fake as in artificial

Also who cares about fake ass it's still a nice ass

>>263447130
she does squats

>>263459387
It's still cancerous, as in: it looks like she's got the cancers in her butt.

>>263460338
just as nice as fake tits
not nice at all

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>This is how Samus looked in Metroid Prime (1)

>>263459704
Crunches every other day.

>>263458932
fag or fedora

>>263460519
You look like you have cancer in your yeast infected cunt.

Because she's been working out those glutes hardcore.

>>263460407
How is it possible to only train her ass that much without the rest of her body?

If her ass is big because of work outs, didn't she do any push ups and leg exercises at all?

It doesn't really make sense.

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Why would she have an incredibly low body fat % anyways? There are quite a lot of female athletes with big round bubble butts out there and those people work out for dozens of hours each week. Meanwhile, Samus does everything in a suit that enhances her strength, speed and everything else.

>>263460734
And is this your fetish?

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>>263460649
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>263460649

She looks more mature

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>>263460649
She should look more like this.

>>263460649
She looks like a cheap porn star.

>>263461131

She looks more like a intergalactic Bounty Hunter rather than some plastic barbie doll.

>>263447130
Because she has to squat a lot and her power suit is heavy you fucknut

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>>263460853
Look too much like an actual woman for you, champ?

inb4 3DPD

>>263457736
I want to grope and spank her ass until her Zero Suit's material starts to thin and split.

>>263447130
it's to counterbalance her new rack
which is fucking delicious
glory to samurai

>>263461327
No, she looks like a cheap porn star junkie


While her other depictions show her as a stunning beaty as she is meant to be.

>>263461593
>Look too much like an actual woman for you, champ?
No, she looks more like a man, and realism has no place in Metroid, so fuck off back to Reddit.

>>263461681
Her ass is a lot bigger than her boobs, though.

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>>263461750

>>263447130
Because with a flat ass, she didnt had a perfect weight balance when on the morph ball.

Because girls that work out regularly usually have firm, round well shaped buttocks.

Ta daaaa.

>>263461612
I completely agree.

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>>263461956
Oh look, the shitposter is trying to false flag now.


Get out already.

>>263458932
>vomited in my mouth
will you vomit in mine?
please?

Can we all agree her ass is big because she's muscular?

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>>263462254

>>263462254

What on earth are you even talking about

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Her ass is so fucking spankable.
I'd do it until my hand went numb.

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>>263462671
That's a little lewd.

>>263456532
That fucking panda. I can't be bothered now.

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>>263447798

>>263448325
You idiot. You know what other muscle groups are actually pretty flat and unappealing on their own?
Pectorals
Deltoids
Biceps
Triceps
Quadriceps
Trapezius
Femoral Bicep
Calves
Every Single Muscle In Your Human Body

Butts get larger, rounder and firmer the more you train them through lifting heavy weights.

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>You will never take one of Samus' asscheeks in each hand and massage them until her juices run down her thighs

Why are you all so fixated on whining/debating Samus' ass? Doesn't matter how big it is, she can still kick other people's asses with no problem.

>>263462905
I don't care.
That ass of hers just makes me lose control.

>>263447130
She has such a big ass from sitting on it all the years with no new Metroid games.

>>263463242
Because I want her to beat the crap out of me and then use me as her toy.

>>263450219
And keep in mind, these are girls. Teenaged girls. Not the fully-grown, adult and mature, athlete-for-a-living girls who can gain muscle and fill out a stronger butt than these 14-year-olds.

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>>263447706
Samus is probably a sexless loser that buys lots of video games

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Would you feel up a formally-dressed Samus?

The big twist about Samuswas that she was a strong woman.

Now she is just a big booty ho that will slurp the semen out of your asshole.

>>263463510

>Now she is just a big booty ho that will slurp the semen out of your asshole.

What game was this? Oh wait

>>263463445

>Two left feet

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>>263463445
>Samus playing video games
Cute.

>>263463660
she's an unholy fusion of chozo, metroid, and semen, what do you expect?

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>>263463257
You wouldn't violate someone stronger than you, would you?

>>263463931
I...I don't know what I'd do, to be honest.
Her body just makes me forget all logic and go right for that ass

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>Samus will never sit on your face and lightly rest her boots atop your bulge

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>>263464267
Just remember her past accomplishes and think about how that would work out.

>>263458932
Yeah anon, I don't like leopard print tights either.

>>263447130
good genes?

why can't it be good genes?

>>263463884
i-is that a dick

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>>263447130

>>263464578
That's part of what makes her so appealing.
If anything it makes me want to bend her over my knee and put her in her place even more.

>>263464787
>>263464962
>>263465098
Adam has not authorized these poops.

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Where were you on Samus' Birthday.

>3DPD SQUAD ON THE WAY
Fuck off

>>263462937
It's on g.e too

>>263462937
It's so easy to get around nowadays anon

>>263464787
>>263464962
>>263465098
>>263465224
>>263465361

It's really depressing to know that someone with such artistic talent has made shit like this

>>263465202
Celebrating Link's birthday.

Because glutes are one of the most important muscles in the body for athletic movements
I used to be a curlbro for the longest time but once I started doing squats and deadlifts my ass got fuckin joocy

>>263464767
It's shading you closeted fuck

>>263463884
Those boobs look like an afterthought, like this was originally a DFC. Trap samus when?

>>263447924
Is this the tight vs fat ass guy again?

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>>263465949
There goes another Metroid thread.

>>263447130
genetics, diet and her exercise habits

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>>263465224

>>263448309

Actually, even if you count those the majority is still male.

>>263452572
>http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/
>Samus
>Not femdom
Dropped.

>>263465609
Pun intended?

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Why is Samus so lewd?

>>263465926
It sure doesn't look like shading

>>263467887
Because a skintight suit on a body like that is just too much for any male to handle.

>>263447130
She wears diapers
Prove me wrong.

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You know, if her ass was bigger than before, her suit probably wouldn't be able to take it.

>>263447130
That's really not that big.

>>263447130
Chozo DNA is a hell of a drug.

>Starving Europoors actually think Samus is "fat"
Anyway, the reason Samus has a big butt is because Nintendo gave her a big butt because people like big butts.

>>263469349
Nintendo does lie though

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>>263469025
She'd have to go old school.

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Do you prefer Samus' life or hometown?

Degenerate Diaper fetishists need to be burn alived.

>>263470126
What?

>>263469886
I'd have no complaints about that.
She looks good in anything tight.

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>>263470242

>>263470506
lol dat looks like loss

requesting /d/-tier butts

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>>263470748

>>263471251
Best upgrade.

>>263447130
I don't get this, her ass really isn't all that big at all.

>>263469886
this is objectively her best outfit

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>>263469886
That outfit might be a bit too small for her as well.

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>>263470761

>>263471094
I'm sickened, but aroused.

>>263471712
that bottom isn't high-cut though

Where do you guys even get these autistic samus comics?

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>>263471643
I prefer the Zero Suit, but you can't really go wrong with tiny black panties.

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>>263471712
It looks like she's out of options, she'll have to go do her missions in the buff.

>>263472072
they show off her hips. That's very important.
the guy who made this picture doesn't get the appeal >>263471712

>>263470358
faggotspeak for tits or ass

>>263472251
Yeah, those hips and thighs need to be shown off. Fucking hot.

>>263471509
I guess they only compare her to their japanese animes instead of actual women

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>>263462671
I'd smack that bubble butt till doomsday.

>>263471251
Jacques00 never fails to please my dick.

>>263472793
Now that's what I call a flat face.

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>>263472717
Depending on if she's in the mood for it, that could be sooner for you than you'd think.

>>263473256
>That mouth
I know exactly where this is going
and I'm out

>>263473256
>>263473463
>>263473642

This is my fetish.

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>>263473642
You can practically hear the muffled screaming

>>263457736
I do.

>>263460649
Looks like The Boss.

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>>263473858
Poor Samus.
Seems like everyone wants to give that ass of hers a firm punishment today.

>>263447130
She's obviously incredibly fit and no superhero, so I'd say she just has been doing a lot of squats.

>>263473782
That and watching them struggle to get free is the best part.

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>>263460649
I feel like I'm the only one who likes this. of course she looks tired and has helmet hair, she just spent the past week or whatever killing aliens without taking a shower.

>>263474253
I like asses, and Samus' got a fine one. I'd spank it with anything I can get my hand on until she's crying like a little girl.

>>263457736
I want to crack her kneecaps

>>263460649
Less sexy, but more realistic. Always found weird that Samus got puked on by every monster, and still doesn't look like a CBS worker who just ran for 30 minutes and is drenched in sweat.

>>263460649
I want to braid her hair after her mission

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>>263474525
Is that so?
You wouldn't just want to use your own hands to get the job done?

>>263474449
I respect it more than I like it. My preference is for weebshit animu face, but the realistic look fit what they were going for with Prime.

As long as it doesn't have that fucking mole.

>>263447130
Why is this guy not banned yet? He's just as bad as the goodra guy.

>>263474818
I want to caress her red ass after spanking it, and if I use my hand, it'll be dull and won't be feel anything.

>>263474818
donkey punch

>>263474937
People can't fap to Goodra that easily.

>>263458684
I cant find source on the image, is there even a larger/full version? I can't find it.

>>263474997
How would you know how red her ass was without tearing her suit open first?

>>263463101

why even live.

>>263476028
By her reaction. If she breaks down crying, it's time to open the suit and start petting the ass.

>>263476028
It could be bikini Samus rather than zero sloot Samus.

Why is most everyone hereabouts an asshole all of a sudden. Is it gamergate, smash threads or something else

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>>263476209
It'd take an awful lot of abuse to that rump to get her to that point...and then there's the matter of the suit-ripping method itself.
I think I'd opt to use my teeth.

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>>263476921

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>>263476921
I don't think she'd let you do that to her suit.

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>>263477805
How else would I be able to make sure she's been spanked properly?
I'm sure she has spares.

>>263447130
>Come up with a reason why Samus has such a big butt
Prime, child bearing hips.

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>>263447130
so she can hold her poop more

The Power Suit is operated by clenching butt muscles

>>263478540
well it obviously isn't working very well.

>>263449376
>do you know what day of the week it is? what month it is?
>when was the last time you had a spoken conversation with another human being?

I'm glad I'm not NEEt anymore. Losing track of time got very creepy and disorienting.

>>263452003
>no spanking
Dropped.

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What's with all the spanking, she has a chest too.

>>263480639
Boobs are just meat buns stuck to the chest with superglue.
Asses are a wonder of nature.

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>>263480770
>call tits "buns"

>>263480770
Calling attractive body parts ridiculous things still doesn't change the fact that it's completely normal for people to get erect at tits

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>>263480770
>meat buns

Are they steamed?

Zero Mission ruined the Metroid series.

>>263480639
It's important to utilize both, I agree.
>You will never bend Samus over your knee, groping her breasts with one hand and slapping her ass with the other, her twitching and moaning causing your erection to strain against your pants and poke against her stomach

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>>263480202

>>263452003
>all the way through
>futa
worried laughter.jpg

>>263476290
>Slapping Samus' ass until the flesh around her black high-cut panties turns bright red
Oh god

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>>263478975
Sheik, you're doing god's work.

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>All this spanking on Samus' raound booty

Guys, my fucking dick cant take all this, I dont think....I-it's at it's limit....

>>263447798
what's the point of a small butt

>>263481329
where would her tits and ass be if she moth balls?

>>263482507
You think that's bad. Imagine living with a bunch of people and not being able to beat it. Life is pain

>>263450756
is that last one her Other M butt?

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>>263481675

>>263482507
It's wonderful, isn't it?
To imagine the sensation of bringing your hand down on those beautiful, suit-covered cheeks, a sharp smacking sound resonating throughout the room with each strike...
And the way her ass would jiggle so hypnotically, almost begging you to take a handful of it and squeeze between spanks...

>>263483231
Shut the fuck up. I'm clenching my teeth so hard I fear they may explode.

>>263455494

That tongue piercing. Man oh man what id do to be young again.

Girls don't get any sluttier than they did when they were 16.

>>263483581
She'd probably moan a little bit when you run your hands over the shapely contours of her ass, her breath ragged as she clenches up at your touch, awaiting your next assault. If you wait long enough, she'd probably thrust her ass up and out a little bit, as though giving you an invitation to continue...

>>263447130

She needs strong butt muscles in order to turn into a ball everytime.

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>>263483231
>>263483581
>>263484049

>>263456559
>No one here has had sex because i haven't!

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Okay, let me see if this works.
I had three crashes while making this.

>>263481675
Is this image implying that her ass got slapped and she secretly liked it.

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Nevermind, fixed version, with more frames. Should be smoother.

>>263484982
>not SAMASS.webm

>>263449430
what?

>>263485963
I don't know how to animate twerking.

Plus I want to give some relief, not adding frustration.

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>>263453713
>that big

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>>263484982
>>263485660
GODS WOOOOORK!!!!!

>>263485613
Yes.
My headcanon is that one of her kinks is to be spanked and overpowered if a man can resist her teasing

>>263463047

no ones ass looks appealing at sub 8% bodyfat, faggot

you'd have to have PHENOMENAL genetics to have such a gluteus maximus muscle that actually look round and plump on its own

also, majority of those muscles you listed are not in fact flat

>>263484049
get rich

>>263466806
she's gonna dominate the other samus in the potential sequel that's for sure.

>>263486138
Any chance of a looping video with sound?