>I buy call of duty and madden every year

Nobody does this on /v/.

If you do then you're cancer and should fuck off back to facebook.

>>262787193
No one dresses like this anymore

>>262787193
i am posting from the gym between bench sets and i'm gonna play dragons dogma when i get home, then do homework for Controls Engineering

Is that Matt Hardy?

My last Madden was '06

Is it OK to buy Madden this year?

>>262789515
Buy the last madden that was on a different engine

>>262789515

>buying madden
>ever

fuck off.

>>262790918
But how else am I going to play my handegg?

>>262788006
there are people on /v/ who buy nintendo shit like Mario #879879 and the 101th Wonderful game, so it's pretty much the same thing.

>image

Are you still in your bitter 14 year old phase, OP?

>>262787193

I've seen autistic people buy this shit every year even when they say they hate the franchises.

What's happening to this world?

Neckbeard: An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a constant feeling of euphoria, ridiculing colleagues with no sense of how idiotic and elitist he appears.
> Fedora tipped at perfect angle
> V neck
> Stupid ass grin
> Japanese lettering
> Pale white skin
> 2x too big trenchcoat
> Anime keychain
> Shitposts on 4chan

>>262791470

How's it like being a dudebro?

>>262791590
That's just the mentality people have developed.
My friends are always on the big new games. They play them a shitload and when they finally get bored they turn around and trash it saying they hated playing.
For less mainstream games I played with them once and never again, and they'd say "Yeah, that game's pretty good. Definitely much better than Cod and LoL."

>>262787193
his shirt fits fine

thats the way clothing fits an athletic human. but you wouldn't know anything about that would you ;)

>>262792108
Don't worry, he isn't one. He's just deluded himself into believing he can integrate with society and be bros with dudebros.

>>262787193
Nintendo release a Pokemon game every year

HUR DUR ITS OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

>>262792990

>implying pokemon isn't for dudebros and normalfags

>>262791154
"I loved wonderful 101, but I can't find wonderful 1 through 100 anywhere! "

>>262787193
He may be dumb and ridiculous, but still, he's probably happier than 90% of the people here

Why do my fellow Americlaps talk about nothing but handegg, jumpball, and throwball? It's starting to get annoying. Seriously.

>>262787193
>dudes fit
>OF FUCKING COARSE THE SHIRTS TWO SIZES TO SMALL.
>Menwhile the guy writing it is just mad because he is wearing an XXXXL with a neck beard

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>>262793146
>for dudebros and normalfags
>nomal

>>262788006
A lot of people on /v/ play CoD and Madden. They just don't talk about it because there's no point. The threads always turn to shit from shitposters.

>>262793146
Normalfags, perhaps. But dudebros DEFINITELY no.

>>262792990
To be honest the only inexcusable Pokemon game which had been released as part of a sort of yearly schedule is BW2. All of the other games actually add new stuff, unlike Cawabunga and Handegg.

>>262788006
i have most of the CoDs for 360 and PC bro!

>>262793612
Sorry, did you want to talk about divekick, divekick, and...um...what's that other spoDIVEKICK??

>>262789053
UR such a unique butterfly!

>>262791981
dat is some assblasted halo of doody fan right here.

>>262789270
BAH GAWD, IT'S MATT HARDY!!! THROUGH THE GAWD DAMN TABLE! SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!

>>262789053
GO GET 'EM ANON, I BELIEVE

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>I play Japanese anime games

>>262793758
>a single picture of three individuals represents the entire Pokemon fanbase

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>>262793146
>pokemon
>dudebros

>>262794138
66% man-children
33% autistic nerds

>>262787193
>not buying the clearly superior NCAA Football

I hope you plebs never did this. It's a damn shame that series won't exist because of the NCAA jews.

>>262794129
>the quality of my posts is so terrible I use le ebig fedoraman maymay to compensate for it

>>262794023
We have to compile our own names for these sports.

We know that football is handegg. Everybody knows that.

I say basketball becomes jumpball, but that's the only one I can think of now.

>>262794191
Is that a centauress
Is that guy's dick hanging out
Is that a grill playing

>I buy games just because they're "indie"

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>>262789053

>Dragon's Dogma
>some how a dudebro game

Wut

>>262794315
/sp/ already came up with names for the other sports.

>>262791981
>stupid ass grin
>not cheetoh stained smile

step it up

>wahh nobody likes me /v/ people are so stupid

>hey anon, grab a beer from the fridge and come play madden with us!
>*rearranges fedora* b-beer is for fags and so is madden, I'd rather smoke weed and play katawa shoujo

>>262794239
1. A ton of women play Pokemon.
2. People who played as a child may still be playing now. That would be me and I'm not a manchild and I don't have bad autism.

>>262788006
I have every Madden, NBA 2K, NCAA Football, next-gen GTA, and Halo for Xbox 360. For PC I have every Half Life and Sims game.

These are the only games I still own besides Skyrim, Left 4 Dead, and Tony Hawk Underground 2. Give no fucks, I'm just on this board for the laffs mostly. Fuck CoD and Battlefield though.

>>262794315
basketball is apehoop

>>262794315
>>262794596

/sp/ came up with names
basketball = apehoop
soccer = divegrass
hockey = furpuck
baseball = boresball/luckswing
skateboard = stonerplank
wrestling = mandrama

>>262794682

>>facebook

>>262794596
What are the names?

>>262794657
People who complain about people not liking them are stupid, anyways. And I rarely see people complaining.

>>262794823

This isn't fucking /sp/.

>>262791154
Did a nintendo fan take your lunch money when you were a kid?

>>262794823

There's a sports board?

What the fuck?

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>>262794823
>baseball = luckswing

>not playing casual and sports games because no reason at all

why kids always have to be edgy and enjoy shit no one but them enjoy. I can't believe I used to be just like that

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>>262794129
>I hate Japanese anime games.
>Don't support Japan's misogynist ways.

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Hey, Pink shirts are awesome.

>>262795090
This.

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>>262794823
>mandrama

>>262794823
alternatively soccer is also known as povertyball

>>262795090

I hate the world and wish for another holocaust.

>>262795358
le wrong planet, amirite?

>>262794823
I don't get "furpuck." Where's the fur from? Cause it's cold in Canada?

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>>262794823
>basketball = apehoop

>>262795473
Epic reddit meme

>>262795495
/sp/ users found a website with a bunch of furfags posting pictures and fan fics of hockey players as furries/ponies.

nba fans started spamming it and it eventually became the name on the board.

What do you call the person who buys the yearly installments of Neptunia and Atlier? What is the name for the dudebros of the weebs?

>>262796381
Ah.

I regret asking.

>>262796421
Wapanese

Atelier games are actually decent bt dubs, don't lump it in with neptunia moeshit

>>262787193
>2x small shirt

except that shirt fits him fine, moron
if it was a size bigger it would be baggy

>>262796381
Fucking wat?

>>262796421
>Atlier
What's the western equivalent of a series that got the "expanded audience" treatment until fans finally stopped buying and the series died?

>>262794823

You forgot the best one.

>Track Running
>Slave-Escape

>>262798506

you mean ape escape

>>262798771

No, the official name according to the oldest chart I can remember had it as slave escape.

I've never seen ape escape used, but then again I've only been here for 4 years. I don't think that is oldfag status yet.

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>>262794823

>>262799406
just trying to make this /v/ related again, no need to pull out your birth certificate anon

>>262799906

ah

>>262793260
Fuck I hate this.

>L4D comes out
>what about the first three games?

>>262800087

>not being into a variety of things

>>262799548
>No term for fencing
O-okay

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>was literal jock growing up
>fucked sluts at stupid parties, fucked up my education and shat on anyone different
>in my final year (2002) was disabled after a friendly
>spent last few months in a wheelchair, lost my place at my uni and all my friends and my gf talked shit about me instead
>spent year in depression nearly killed myself
>discovered videogames
>the people I shat on in school accepted me as friends and we'd play vidya almost every week

I'm sorry how much of a cunt I was growing up and I probably deserve to be dead. But you guys fucking saved me with vidya and other great shit

>>262788820
I have honestly seen people at the store and in my college that dress like this.
Some of them are even faggots.

>>262787193
I like him more than you OP. You wanna know why? He doesn't come here and shitposts.

>>262788006
i literally own every single cod since WaW for the ps3

>>262793850
>They just don't talk about it because there's no point. The threads always turn to shit from shitposters.

that really isn't different from any other game on /v/, every thread is shitposting