Alright you motherfuckers, this is a stick up, gimme all your goddamn Vita games or i'm gonna shank you!
>>262777692
you're dead meat m8
>>262778651
Here have generic JRP number 2000993837.
>>262778783
>garfield.jpg
>>262778651
It appears you have some shitty moba looking game on your screen. Please remove yourself from the gene pool immediately.
>>262779257
>stop liking what i dont like!
>>262777692
>>262778651
>same light source and light intensity in both images
>>262779509
i hope youre not implying what i think youre implying
>>262779509
Are you suggesting he has a knife in one hand and a gun in the other
How would he type
b.....b....but Vita has no games!
>>262779679
>>262778651
*teleports behind your back*
>>262780329
Are you a girl?
Someone post cock already
>>262780329
>cankles
Stop this you fucking twats.
>>262780350
*teleports behind your teleport*
>>262779675
you know that would read 'OP' even if it was you, mate
>>262780696
How many fucking knives do you need
>>262780350
>>262780696
>>262780839
No it wouldn't. It would read (you) (op)
>>262780840
16. one between each finger and toe
>>262780696
>>262780840
>CSGO scammers.png
>>262780696
*teleports your teleport behind your teleport*
SURE THING OP
Who the fuck has guns in their houses
>>262781240
Hey we got a funny one here
>>262781159
*teleports while your teleport teleports*
>>262780368
I'm auser of Google Image Search
>>262781554
EVERYBODY GET DOWN
HE HAS A DRAGON DILDO
>>262781240
I count four of those are exclusive to the system.
>>262781554
>>262781554
Welp.
>>262781752
>Implying you can drag your computer/console anywhere and play on the go
>>262777692
What Vita games?
>>262781554
what is that a boomerang?
oh fuck no
>>262781554
>>262782012
>boomerang
oh anon, you have no idea do you
>>262781973
Implying you have the time to if you're traveling.
>>262781439
Seriously, why don't you guys get katanas?
>>262781554
Post more please.
So I'm getting shanked then?
>>262781973
Then why not get a 3DS that actually has games for it
>>262782012
Look at this fucking new kid.
Look, and laugh.
>>262781554
I dunno, I'd be more afraid of the guy with the dildo than the guy with a gun
>>262781554
its the same fucking monitor
he's just turning off the light now to do one of them
Blah blah "what games" blah
>>262781554
>buying worst horsecock
>>262781736
looks more like a horsecook :^)
>>262781554
>first one to pull out the dragon dildo wins
>>262782471
now its just getting silly
>>262782471
Hey man I don't want no trouble
>>262782493
if you're implying what i think you're implying, then you need to shut your mouth.
>>262782471
>MFW I have a weeb katana and wanted to bull some tongue-in-cheek bullshit like *turns into a log when you strike and appears behind you* "Heh, nothin personal kid."
>No digital camera
>>262782012
>tfw no job
>tfw no vita for danganronpa
>tfw no 3ds for animal crossing, ace atourney and fun games
>tfw no wiiu for smash and nintendo kart
>tfw no PS4 fordestiny
Well at least I have mount and blade
>>262782640
No smart phone?
3DS camera?
Vita Camera?
>>262781439
>not having a gun by your toilet in case the shit goblins finally come to steal your ass candy
Pussy
>>262782607
>implying I can read your mind
>>262782471
Nice try, kiddo.
This is gonna end with a guy cumming on the monitor, won't it.
>>262782640
I just went to get my 1911 to jump in and realized it's missing.
>>262782745
muh nigga
>>262782814
>Pussy
>needing a gun to defend yourself
No anon, you're the pussy
>>262777692
But OP.
Vita has no games.
>>262782753
kinect camera?
mac book webcam camera?
>>262782471
Prepare for my Nippon plastic!
>>262782996
You mean the coward's way out
>>262782996
this sounds like an invitation
>>262783165
hey its OP again
>>262783165
I had like, four of those shitty goddamn toy swords when I was a kid.
>>262781820
is this anime good?
>>262783317
I enjoyed it. Could have been better. 6/10
>>262783317
Good hentai.
>>262783317
>anime
>good
>>262783107
Because you can totally fight 3 dudes in the dark just after waking up right?
>>262783317
Yes.
It's a comedy called sekai seifuku.- love /a/
>Implying those pussy-ass weapons mean shit
Fear the real killer
>>262783513
C-can I come in?
>>262783619
FINGER BANG BANG
>>262782990
My weapon works as a weapon AND a double dildo! TOP THAT!
>>262783619
POW!
Haha!
>>262781973
Will you retards ever understand what the term "exclusive game" means?
>>262783603
You can also find this beefy motherfucker there.
>>262783619
>>262783603
>Spoonfeeding
>/a/
Imposter.
>>262783165
Greeting schweinhund
>>262783619
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES
>>262783165
*unzips finger* Fuck you
>>262783619
INSTANT KILLER DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH THIS MAN
>>262779509
its from the flash, dummy
>>262783742
>my weapon works as a weapon
WHAT WEAPONS DO YOU OWN /v/?
>>262783923
I (>>262778651) didn't use flash.
>>262783619
Someone pull out your dick already.
>>262783848
I'm in a good mood and it's a good show.
>>262783970
benis
>>262783165
plastic you say?!
>>262783989
your image just has his flash in it
>>262783905
OH SHIT, EVERYBODY BACK THE FUCK UP. WE HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN AMONG US
>>262784032
>>262783165
Everyone just stand the fuck back! I'm charging up a fireball.
>>262783742
Steel bitch!
I have a katana in the other room but it's nearly 2AM and I don't feel like going to get it.
Too bad.
>>262782990
why
>Samefag: The Thread
>>262783165
oi you tit-wanking hooligan cunt i'm going to batter you up and grill you
>>262783905
ET?
I really hope that this is just one guy samefagging and he has a shitload of weapons
>>262784282
Fucking hell
>>262784282
enough with the sex toys
>>262784282
Is that big one a sharpened pickle?
>>262783619
Urameshi stop fucking around and go do ghost detecting
>>262784282
WHAT. HOW IN THE HELL.
>>262784401
lel
>>262784208
Fatguy get out
>>262783905
Australian Donte pls go.
>>262784282
.... jesus fuck christ
>>262784282
>deadrising2.jpg
>>262784251
Why what? If you're wondering why I put this in the photo, it's the closest looking thing to a weapon I can find.
>>262784387
And a lot of diferent monitors and cameras?
>>262784282
You win
>>262784387I have a spear but I can't really get a good picture with it near the screen
>>262784387
fuck off newfag
>>262784282
Charlie Kelly, King of the Rats
>>262784208
You wouldn't want to burn our little friend here now would you?"
>>262784387
Could just be a bunch of /k/ommandoes coordinating all of it. Well, except the dildos.
>>262784340
Thanks australia
>>262784340
I'll stab you with bulletss
>>262784208
>Fireball
Blue orb
>>262784443
Screw you Botan it's my day off
>>262784340
not today, old friend
>>262784282
this one is from /k/, read the url you fucking idiots
>>262784781
>>262784282
>internet explorer
>>262784697
No.
>>262784760
kawaii
>>262784639
I wish I could take credit for it, but I saved it from a similar thread on /k/ a few months back.
>>262784796
That's why I have the charge it first.
>>262779509
take a good looks at OP's picture
look at the second picture
look at the ball of light on the screen
use your brain for a good minute
realise how stupid you are
>>262784760
HAHAHAHAHA
What the shit is going on in this thread?
>>262784967fun
>>262784282
GET THE WATA NIGGA
>>262784816
Fight me m8.
>>262785013
POSTING ?
>>262784282
honk honk
>>262784282
This wasn't made to be used as a weapon, but it damn well could be.
>>262785081
nice rotation
>>262784781
A real American doesn't need guns to shoot his bullets.
>>262785081
oh snap
that's what'ssoup
>>262784401
kek
wait, the Vita has games?
>>262785118
fuck off chen
>>262784781
Don't make me cut you EMT style.
>>262785081
I've seen you've played knifey-spoony before
>>262785118
go home chen, men are working
>>262785118
Go away Chen.
>>262784760
i'll take my chances!
>>262785118
>chen_found_posting_on_v.jpg
>>262784781
Try it faggot
Where are the steel balls ?
>>262782990
>utorrent
That PC deserves to be shot allright
>>262785118
Go back to 2hu Chen
>>262784208
Counterspell, bitch!
>>262785285
I swear to fuck I'll give you all the clamps
Not today spider
>>262785549
girl hands
>>262783619
JOHNY JOESTAR ?
>>262782160
exactly, which is why I have shit loads of games on my vita
Tho I never play FF, so I'm replacing that with GTA Chinatown right now
>>262782261
Thats what my Phone's DS Emulator is for
>>262784816
>>262785321
furfag
>>262785549
>Hexen
muh nigga
>>262785679
Thats one manly girl.
>>262780898
top kek
>>262785762
>>262785762
do you even use them ?
>>262785762
fucking kek
>>262785762
War has changed
>>262785526
What's wrong with utorrent and what should I use instead then?No really, I wanna know
>>262784282
>that monitor size
you ain't from /v/ I can tell that much
>>262785321
Psh, nothing personnel kid
>>262785762
>>262785127
Man with the 50 cent Golden Gun
>>262785762
fuck
>>262785762
I can't deal with this.
>>262785942
Not him but I find qbittorrent a lot better
>>262785942
Deluge
>>262785762
EVERYONE ABANDON THREAD
>>262785345
Bring it m8y
>>262785762
>this fucking thread
>>262785762
I recognize that battlestation.
Soo with all the current guns/weapons in this thread, who will win this fight ?
>>262785762
>>262785762
Isn't this the graphic artist who posts in every battlestation thread with his desk filled with his dildos?
>Tfw you'll never pound his loose ass
Guys um.... how in the heck is this V I D E O G A M ES ?
And yet there are still no vita games to be found.
>>262785759
>shitloads
Pic not related?
So where are the video games?
>>262785321
I hope you came prepared for a double battle
>>262786234
Your posts do nothing but bump the thread
Stop posting this shit in offtopic threads because it does NOTHING.
>>262786247
Already been posted
>>262785762
>>262786223
>max payne will never drill your virgin asshole
How long until someone just uses their dick
I bet it's happened right before or will happen right after I post this
>>262785762
>>262786234
Why do you type like a faggot
>>262786147
>tfw they no longer sell vanilla coke in my country
>tfw vanilla coke zero would probably taste like shite
>>262786195
>9fag
>>262785660
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
You fuckers asked for this
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
>>262786391
newfag, go to soc if you want dicks homo boy
>>262785762
do you even use them?
>>262786318
i would but i dont want to take Pancham out of his ballwe're in a abusive relationship
>>262785982
fake
>>262786450
>tfw they no longer sell vanilla coke in my country
How horrible, its the only soda worth drinking.
>>262786385
It's okay, anon. I could pretend to be Sam Lake.Just for you <3
>>262786181
Either the plank full of pins and stuff guy or the hundred dildos guy
>>262786532
of course
>>262786532
that can't be healthy
>>262786446
B-Because...I am a trap
>>262784282
>sharpened rebar
Holy fuck, man. I don't care this is from /k/, that's some serious shit.
>>262786509
>Mac
ayy
>>262784282
>10/10 weapon
>2/10 monitor
but who's gonna argue with you, you psycho?
>>262785762
>>262786610
>coke
>worth drinking
hoohoho
>>262786632
joke's on you I'll use the plank full of pins as a dildo somehow
>>262786532
>>262786532
>>262785762
I don't want to do this, but you're leaving me with no other option.
>>262786659
Are you a trap/sissy femboi
Literally dildos
>>262786730
dem fucked up legs
>>262786621
That soundbox
Was that Anne's dad?
>>262786730
Your not fooling anybody
>>262786551
Oh, too bad. I have like 3 more meerkats I was gonna post. Guess I'll go play video games or something
Since the flight of a lifetime I've been "busy".
>>262786841
oh shit
>>262786532
Fuck it. I give up.
Here, take them all.
>>262777692
>Vita
>games
we're fucking dead kiddos ;_;
>>262786847
not really
>>262786841
NO
NO GOD NO
>>262786841
why
>>262786857
>tumblr
>>262786730
ppost mores-steam?
>>262786841
>>262787031
>google images
>>262786918
why do you have so many meerkats?
>>262785762
get reaady you fuckas et!!!
>>262786730
Fuck you no, NO we are not having this shit again. You arent even a trap
0/10 try harder fag
>>262786828
I'm jealous.
I've been wanting to get dildos and dildofleshlights for a whilehow is it
>>262786841
You just crossed the line. Why anon?... We were having fun..
>>262786828
To this day I still don't get it. What the fuck are the tubes for?
>>262786980
why not
>>262786147
choo choo motherfucker
>>262783882
Youre great granddad battled nazis for that knife and you are using it to troll a guy wielding a dildo on the internet.
Just saying.
>>262785762
Oh shit it's you man.
How's it going?
In the name of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, I order this faggotry to cease at once!
>>262787262pretty awesome
>>262786841
Let's make a Spore Spirit Bomb to cleanse this thread.
Post your Spore and add your energy to Goku's
>>262787195
latino detected
>>262787050
go away ceb
>>262787332
To pump fake cum.
>>262787332
dragon sperm
>>262786730
>not matching
Get cuter clothes, faggot.
>>262787332
nanomachines, son
>>262787363
pretty good, yourself?
>>262787050
I will if you show me your cock
>>262785118
>he thinks he honksThis took too fucking long to get from my camera to computer.
>>262785762
>a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>262784678I have a cavalry saber back home, but I'm posting from a train.
>>262787430
Que? Vem tribo?
>>262786147
10000000x folded nippon steel can cut through anything
sit the fuck down
>>262782012
Yeah anon. It's a boomerang.
>>262786841
It's okay, I got this
>>262785762
>tfw IBS and can't fuck myself with a dildo
>>262787349
Okay okay okay, How bout we discuss this over a drink?
>>262786509
it's leviOOOOOOOOOsa!
>>262787142
A few years back Toys R Us had this bugged online sale making cheap items free. I had 7 of them but I let my Mom borrow them for a few weeks and apparently 2of her co-workers took souvenirs. Needless to say I have not spoken to her since.
>>262786841
You just brought a knife to a gunfight kid
>>262787440
>>262787508
I don't know what I expected...
>>262787540
O-okay, just add me on Steam
>>262787654
>Jack Daniels
PLEB AS FUCK
I'm going to do it. You can't stop me!
>>262787654
>that fingernail
>>262787546
>Chen's_father_finds_his_long_lost_daughter.jpg
>>262787584
>Wing
>Day before 9/11
>>262787692
well thats pretty neat, do you just decorate your room with them?
>>262787546
I'd put my 400 watt bass amp and my 8x10 speaker cabinet and put in a picture, but it'd block the screen. And they're fucking heavy.
>>262787031
>>262787654
*tips fedora*
I also drink alcohol because I'm a mature person and edgy drinks are the thing I consume to feel superior towards others.
>>262787797
I work in the oil field, my fingers are always stained.
>>262787757
>not having cheap whisky on hand
>>262787654
*tips fedora*
Also
>Jack Daniel's
>>262787534
Not really that great, lots of family issues.
Wish some new good vidya came out though, the only decent game I've been enjoying has been Dead Rising 3.
I also got Destiny, what a piece of fucking shit. Wish I never wasted money on it.
>>262787839
Wing? Motherfucker that's Red Queen.
And it's fucking heavy to hold with one hand upright, jesus christ my arm nearly fell off.
>>262787932
>cheap
JD is overpriced as fuck, let alone Gentleman Jack
>>262787901
>PC buying guide
>>262787919
>>262787937
Fedoramind
>>262787991
a friend of mine got me into wargame so i've been enjoying that a lot even though i'm abysmally bad at it
>>262787901
Is your Makarov really rusty or is that the camera?
>>262787654
*tips fedora*
sir
somebody screencap this shit
>>262788056
Its like 25 bucks for a 750ml here.
>>262787870
Pretty much.
>>262787764
Not so fast mother fucker Super 17 ti the rescue
>>262787654
Your fucking finger nail dude! What the fuck! Hahaha wash your hands once in awhile you dirty monkey.
Stop stealing our memes.
-/k/
>>262787654
Only if it's during breakfast
>>262787919
>fedora
>edgy drinks
Do people like this really exist?
>>262788175
And it's worth about 5
>>262785762
shall the power of jesus compel you
>Somebody asks for vita games
>Somehow the thread turns to people sharing their knives, guns, weapons, dildos, toys and drinks
And that is why we don't talk about vita games.
>>262788072
I used to look at it to check my PC's specs against the falconguide to get an idea of when my specs were worse than "Destitute" because that would mean it was time to upgrade.
That happened a long time ago, and I never got around to deleting the bookmark.
>>262788113
Camera. HTC One is a really nice phone, but the camera leaves a bit to be desired.
>>262788379
is that a bird dildo?
>>262787412
>>262787901
>needing that much space for bookmarks
>>262788279
The person I replied to.
>>262788218
Cry about it pussy
Hide behind your guns we dont care
Hey /k/ what's a good beginners rifle?
>>262788257
>honey nut cheerios
my nigga
>>262787654
Let's do this right
>>262786509
Magic? You want to get magical? Fine by me. You only brought this onto yourself.
RING OF WISHES, GO.
>>262787654
>Not Bulleit
You had one job.
It makes me wonder if anyone has ever accidentally shot their monitors in one of these threads.
>>262788463
Were you seriously expecting a Vita thread with an OP like that? Go start your own thread, faggot.
>>262788571
This nigga here just won
>>262777692
>Vita
>Games
Just kill me already
>>262788571
what is that green figure
>>262788571
Are you proposing to him?
I hath let loose the hounds of war
>>262788521
No, I meant people who use those words that way. Meaning you...
>>262788554
Glock
>>262788554
SKS, its also the best innawoods rifle
>>262788554
An assault FAMAS
>>262788571
I wish you were banned.
I'll sticky spam you all!
>>262788463
If you can't recognize a dildo show n tell thread, you need to lurk moar faggot
>>262788554
It's a FAMAS. Always a FAMAS
>>262788698
SHUT IT DOWN
>>262788185
Cool, in fact soo cool, that im gonna rob you for them, give em up. nothing personnel
>>262788707
What way? The normal way?
>>262788698
Man those dogs are cute as fuck but I bet they'd bite my face off if I tried to hug them.
>>262786368
underrated post
>>262778651
>screen set to portrait
>>262788743
>A Steampunk's Guide To SexWhere's the pdf?
What is a decent gun I can use for home protection for ~ 100 dollars?
>>262789019
pleb detected
>>262786841
>inb4 TOR
>>262788686
If so I do.
>>262778651
>Loaded firearm
>>262789019
>not having multiple monitors and one set to portrait to browse 4chan and the web
are you stupid or just poor
Pssh. you kids got NOTHIN on meat least TRY to keep this vidya related
But anonthe vita is dead
>>262788521
It's faster than clicking on a folder. Besides, it's not like I'm going to be using that 50px of real estate for anything useful.
>>262789084
Gold Deagle
BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTINESS, I COMMAND THAT THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE REALLY, REALLY, HOT.
>>262789167i only had 5 rounds loaded, the sixth was the chamber directly infront of the firing pin
>>262789169
>that hand
>>262788970
The hounds of war tend to be little niggers from time to time so probably
>>262788257
Deal
>>262777692
>Alright you motherfuckers, this is a stick up, gimme all your goddamn Vita games or i'm gonna shank you!
>vita
>games
I guess we are already dead.
Go and get a laptop you scrub and play PC game on the go.
Fucking casual with a puny ass knife.
>>262789243
you could put more bookmarks on there
>>262788686
Of course not! I'm going to wish him out of existence!
>>262788679
Hela. A Heroclix figure.
>>262788754
*teleports behind you and burns you fire ninpo*
>>262778651
shiet
>>262788554
Mosin Nagant
>>262784282
>>262784401
holy shit this is the best thread on /v/ in months
>>262788505I can't find the game proper. I hope this works.
>>262788554
Mosin Nagant
>>262789169
>not cutting your middle finger off to play with it properly.
>>262787546
Is this hoenn yet?
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE! HERE! TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE
>>262788754
How about you back the fuck off????????????
>>262780350
9/10
>>262778651
>It's fucking loaded
>>262789530
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY OF THOSE THINGS
>>262787709
Oh Jesus. Oh God. Is that the Warhammer Online CE? Oh fuck the disappointing memories.
>>262788567
>El jimador
jajaja
>>262789530
why do you have so many
>>262784282
>>262784227
>>262784208
>>262784125
Ok /v/, you've entertained me.
>>262789696
>Is that the Warhammer Online CE?
Yes;_;
>>262780898
>>262789530
What the fuck even are these.
>>262789740
In my country, you aren't considered a man until you collect 5 Meerkat figurines.
>>262789343
Yes good goy
>>262788554
Ruger 10/22
>>262784767
>Except the dildos
You've never been on k, you expect the dildos over there.
>Wanted to threaten him with my nintedium Chip'n'Dales NES Cartridge.
>It's 2am for me had to turn on the lights
>Lightbulb burns out and power goes out in my house
Fuck you, vita games aren't worth this shit.
>>262789830
Now it's your turn to entertain us.
Take off your clothes.
>>262789169
>Hand acne
>hacne
Dude go see a dermatologist.
>>262789601
You call that a knoife?
>>262786621
MAX PAYNE?
>>262789541
>>262789442
A Mosin is NOT a beginners rifle
>>262789530
>>262788554
I always wanted to make a thread on /k/ about obtaining a SIG SG 552 Commando. Thats my dream gun right there, but I am afraid of their harsh comments.
>>262789601
DON'T MAKE ME SWITCH THIS ON
>>262789530
These things... are they sentient? I hope you're not raising an army.
>>262789601
Don't make me do it, motherfucker.
>>262788554
nugget.
wtf else faggot?
>>262789992it's a burn I got from work. I work in a restaurant.
>>262789601
Things are starting to gethairy
>>262786730
You're not a trap, you're a guy in a skirt.
>>262789643
Wouldn't be so useful if it wasn't
>>262790203
As if you even have a Sengoku Driver!
>>262790203
oh shit not the fruit basket! think of your safety, man!
>>262790058
Only not if you are of coward American western tiny baby! In Motherland tiny baby are of fire glorious Mosin all of the times! Force of shot alone is enough to make baby be of losing baby teeth and growings of new one!
>>262790058
But millions had it as their first rifle and it did them fine
>>262790119
post at night, never during daytime
>>262789995
You bet your candy ass I do
Bought it off the steam marketplace for $250 so you bet it's real
>>262790135
Try it nigga
>>262790135
>plastic
>not paying out for the real man's toy
>>262790464
>>262789530
>>262790119
Are you from the United States?
i've activated it
just remember, you guys made me do this
YOU FUCKERS STOP THE FAGGOTRY RIGHT NOW OR 'ILL BE OBLIGATED TO USE HEAVY FORCE
>>262789970
i'm hary as fuck, you wont like it.
>>262790135
ill fix u yet m8
>>262789169
wha the fuck is wrong with your hand man.
>>262790603
WAA we're finished
>>262788618
Why would you load the gun?
>>262790616
ANTI-SKUB>SKUB
>>262790420
>>262790359
>>262790213
Look I'm not trash talking your raifu.
I'm just saying it's not a beginner's rifle.
>>262790497
>Gay Sex with HATS
>>262790727
>>262790329
You wanna test me?
>>262790616
>those filthy hands
What else could you expect from a degenerate skub user?
Edgyest thread of the day
Whatcha gonna do with those weapons? Think you are tough?
If only you didn't live in a place full of niggers you wouldn't need them
>>262790616
Fucking faggot skubs ruining every thread
>>262790827
SUMMER JUST FINISHED
>>262789601
The tabs are always the best part
>>262790203
LOCKSEEDS. Not even once.
Someone screen cap this shit.
>>262790628
>>262790554
>>262790497
I warned you m8
>this fucking thread
im dying
>>262790497
You're done.
>>262790856
liberal faggot detected
>>262790557
You tryna meme me m8?
>>262790563
>>262789530
>>262788505
>>262787412
IT'S GROWING ANONS KEEP IT UP
>>262790563
STEP IT UP
>>262791123
Well, that happened.
>>262790943
ill rip it from your paws faggot
>>262791123
Way to ruin it faggot.
>>262790749
Comrade, what rifle be of better beginner fire than cheap $150 rifle? With plentiful ammo of shoot? Does cosmoline make you piss skintight American pants in fear? Just dry them in oven, just like rifle to remove cosmoline. It is not too late for you!
*teleports behind everyones back* Psh... nothin personal... kids.
>>262790603
Nice try dood
>>262790603
Activated, huh? Well you've just activated my Trap card!
>>262791123
Took long enough.
>This fucking thread
Well thanks for entertaining me tonight /v/
>>262790603
You look like you need some nasal spray.
>>262791040Deadly glowing orb of Buyer's Remorse and Wasted Potential
>>262786532
FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE JUST GIVE HIM THE VITA GAMES BEFORE THIS WHOLE THING BLOWS UP IN OUR FACES!
>>262791123
aw its cute
>>262791282
>long
more like little
>>262790856
i'm not even from america, i haven't seen a nigger in months, and my rifles are used primarily to kill squirrels, coons, and coyotes trying to fuck with our chickens
get out in the real world sometimes man
>>262791123
>>262790567
Yea, I'm aware its very costly for an American to obtain a Swiss gun like that.
>>262791123
>>262791491
>comparing limp sizes
What a thread.
Thanks /v/.
>>262789530
why is this so funny
>>262791431
WE'RE DOOMED
NO GAMES DETECTED
>>262791553
This. That's what little kids do.
Real men stand erect and measure.
>the thread is almost over
what a shame
>>262791321
You fucking prick.
>>262790943
Step it up senpai
>>262790856
>people only use weapons for blacks
>>262791553
anon pls I just wanted to make a joke
someone screencap everything
>>262785936
Underrated fucking post
>>262791123
>>262791695
>tfw I helped get it started
NO REGRETS
>>262785759
Is he a vampire?
next day on nine gag and reddit,
LOOK AT THIS HIDDEN GEM
>>262791534
More like it's probably impossible. SIG 550's and 552's have only been in production since 1986. The same year as the machine-gun ban. So I doubt more than a handful were ever registered. Most likely you'll have to settle for a gimped civilian version like the SIG 556 and try to trick it out to be like a 552 Commando.
>>262791760
I-I don't want no trabbu
>>262791431
It's either this >>262789585 or nothing
>>262791123
manscaping is your friend.
>posting weapons
Guys, let's settle this like real men.
Post your favorite video game.My phones camera broke and everything looks like shit, sorry.
>>262783619
BEHOLD! GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!
>>262791321
Animal Crossing has taught me all disputes can be handled with fruit.
So is somebody gonna compile this all into a gif or whatever?
>>262791123
JonTron seems to be enjoying the view.
>>262791280
My dirt sandal is no joke, m8
>>262792016
I'll post it to /r/4chan when you do!
>>262791971
Anon, why aren't you holding anything?Good taste, though.
/k/ pls stay
As long as you don't do a lot of gay shit I am ok with this
>>262791719
Why is your hand so hairy?
>>262791985
r u blak?
>>262791123
>>262791123
>>262791971
How is tearaway?
>>262792143
I'm a man.
>>262791719
The kill is infectious, my friend.
>>262791040
Kraut reportin in.
>>262791948
>There are copies of majora's mask that aren't gold
>>262791971
another finger pistol, be more original
>>262791948
>settle this like real men
>Post your favorite video game
ha
EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGALLY OWNING WEAPONS ON THE INTERNET
>>262791123
Post erect please :3
>>262791985
are you seriously black?
>>262792223
It IS gold.
>>262792248
Post it, faggot.
>>262792175
Not him, but it's short.
Whole game with everything collected 100% + achievements done in 1 day. There is nothing else left to do.
>>262792175
Not him, but it's short. I managed to plat trophy it in 10 hours.
If I hadn't gotten it for the $15 I did, I'd have been disappointed. It's a good game, but really not worth full price.
I wonder how they're gonna sell the PS4 version at $60.
>>262792263
OH SHIT COPs ARE REALLY ON US
>>262792175
it's pretty good, actually. it was the first game i got for my vita, and it works really good as a starting game
>>262792116
cqc fgt
>>262792268
It is erect.
>>262792217
>Submissives and Shrek
>>262792175
Not him, but it's short.
I managed to collect almost EVERYTHING in 8~ hours. But it's pretty good.
>>262792147
>>262792328
Yeah I'M a BLACK /v/ user. Don't hit on me you silly honkies :3
>>262792295
point at the screen faggot
>>262792380
>>262792392
Not him, but it's short mind.
>>262792519
honk honk
>>262792452
did you hide mini turtle under your foreskin like that other guy does?
>>262792452
>>262792452
What?
It doesn't look like it's erect.
>>262790616
>Skub
People like you make me sick
>>262792519
I ain't no cracka, fool.
>>262792519
Why should i hit you? I find it kinda hot.
Do you go in smash bros threads?
>>262792295
Holy fuck, is that a Robosapien?
>>262792380
>>262792392
>>262792516
>Not him, but it's short
The fuck? Am I being rused?
>>262792263
>>262792519
POLICE BRUTALITY
SAVE THIS CHILD HE DIDN DO NUFFIN
>>262791914
Yea I heard about that as well. I think I'm gonna save up a few more grand until I get around 12,000 and see if I can push my luck with a seller.
I thought the SIG 556 was more of a long ranged rifle thank anything isn't it?
>>262792592
What?!
24
>>262792206
Maybe you should shave
>>262792671
Used and abused
I use it to jerk off
We should do this again some time.
>Dumb hold up RP
>No no geams may may
>/v/ just rolls with the RP
>It gets gay
When did you grow a sense of humor?
>>262792142
>/k/ pls stay
sorry anon, i think this is a one time thing
but have a good day, prob never see u guys again
bu-bye !
>>262792519
blackaboo confirmed.
>>262792678
Not them, but i think yes.
>>262792678
Not them, but no.
>>262792263
FUCK YOU PIGS
>>262792729
Shave my hands? What?
>>262792760
maybe i'll start another one three days from now, see you anons then ;)
>>262792671
I named it Liberty Prime
>>262792637
Yeah well fuck you, bro
>>262792678
Not him, but maybe.
>>262790135
>Gay sex with hats
Why hats?
>>262792727
Fuck so close.
>>262792726
there was a poster once who posted detailed pic of how he stretches his foreskin so that he can carry his pet turtle in it so it doesn't get cold. I wish I saved it but last time I saw it it was a PC ago
EVERYONE STAND THE HELL BACK
MAGIKING HAS GOT THIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL
>>262792752
Please explain
>>262792760
it will be the new meme......... to kill all memes :P
CAPTION: DATUR AKSTUR
BTW CHECK OUT THESE DUBS xD
>>262792678
Not them, but i don't so. 8 hours of gameplay.
>>262792953
Hello newfriend.
Please lurk more before posting.
>>262792724
About as long range as an assault rifle chambered in an intermediate cartridge can be. It's probably only marginally better than an expensive AR15.
thread ded
>>262793007
>AIM
Holy shit is it 2001 or some shit?
>>262792953
>>262792953
On here 4 hours a day. still don't get it
>>262793029
I programed it to jerk me off
Feels real fucking good.
>>262792656
I'm in one right now actually deciding which alt colors I'm gonna use when Sakurai isn't mad at us anymore.
>>262792710
Yes goyim. I din do nuffin at all.
>>262792963
That sounds unpleasant for both the turtle and the dude. Unhealthy too. Don't think I'd care too much to have a hard shelled little reptile under my foreskin. Don't think I can stretch that much either.
>>262791760
So that's how it is, eh? Time to dowhat Nintendon't.
>>262790135
>gay sex with hats on
COME AT ME YA BONE HEAD!
>>262793134
Been using it since 2001. I've never seen a reason to stop using it.
>>262793219
post gif/dick.
>>262779509
>same light source and intensity
I would hope so, considering it's the same image.
>>262793413
I'm not horny.
>this entire thread
>>262792724
>SIG 556 was more of a long ranged rifle
not really, its a 5.56 caliber so it will never reach out to say a .308 cal distance reliably, which is kinda the standard for 'long range' calibers
>>262790146
MUNCH ON THIS
>>262792936
post another pic.
>>262789295
lol
>>262793462
Maybe the robot is. It has needs too, you know
>>262793228
managed to find a pic from the set
>>262793627
The robot is an inanimate object you fucking idiot.
>>262790292
things are also getting heated
>>262793697
>>262793585
Why? It's just going to be the same tiny wrinkled dinkus again.
I haven't gotten aroused since the last pic.
>>262793724
Not when it's jerking you off.
>>262793697
why?
>this thread
>>262793737
>>262793697
Yep, I remember this
>>262793697
Gee, that sure is something alright
>>262793724
Browsing /v/ is best when tired
>>262793548
what the fuck is trhat
>>262793007
You can't control me!
>>262793697
>wordsworth classics of world literature
Wind in the Willows?
Also what with the second pic? Did he tie up his foreskin and then piss in it?
>>262793957
Looks like a skull
>>262793724
Now you're just being insensitive. Check your flesh and blood privilege, asshole
>>262794031
There's a turtle in it, m80.
>>262794143
Seriously stop being stupid. It's not funny.
>>262786841
Don't make me do this, anon.
>>262794031
>Did he tie up his foreskin and then piss in it?
yep, it seems that he managed to turn his dick into turtle habitat by pissing with forsekin tied
>>262794187
Fuck! It'll suffocate! Doesn't look like it has any edges poking out consistent with the shape of a turtle though.
I'm actually surprised a rocket launcher hasn't shown up yet.
bump limit reached, see you guys later
>>262794290
CHILL THE FUCK OUT, ANON
>>262794290
GOKU STOP
THERES A DIFERENT KIND OF ENERGY IN THERE!
IT'S UNSTABLE NOW!
IT'S GOING TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
>>262793235
Get out of the way, kid.
>>262794435
I threw away my potato launcher years ago.
>>262794435
Remake the thread when Afghanistan wakes up
someone make another thread with the OP as videogames
>>262794290Other M was actually pretty good