http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/09-04-2014/
>shank
>fong
bayo 4 smash
nice sticky
>shink shink
>FWOOOOOOSH
>31 minutes
How much can they possibly show?
>>261645595
What the shit we got a sticky now?
7th for alan's boypussy
Who /Bane/ here?
10th for
>he stickies for free
in before shitstorm
>>261648437
Knowing platinum, half the game.
>enter your date of birth
>first box only goes up to 12
but there's much more days than that in a month
sticky
THE HYPE
TRAIN
HAS
NO
BREAKS
Cannot wait for Bayonetta to come out.
[SHINK INTENSIFIES]
posting in sticky
reminder that the most critical 60 seconds will be minute 30-31
POSTED IN A STICKY WITHIN FIRST 50 POSTS.
>>261648472
Me.
>>261648472
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>Ninty direct
>no official stream link
should I set one up?
NINTENDO FOREVER.
>post yfw da wii u wins da super bowl
MUH DICK IS REGGIE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
>Ed Morrissey show ends just in time for the Bayo stream
>Sticky
Awww shit niggas, you ready for this demo to go live??
>another Nintendo Sticky
Sure is Nintendogaf here.
Its a very low chance of Smash reveal
but then again Shulk was exclusive to Nintendo direct Japan
ANYBODY KNOW IF SAKURAI RETWEETED THE EVENT!?
Either way, cant wait for more Bayo goodness
HOLY SHIT A STICKY.
SHE
>>261648573
>>261648512
Dohohohoho
>mfw smashfag tears will be utterly delectable
I hope we get to see Iwata.
I never thought I'd see the day Bayonetta would get a sticky
Will there be regional differences in streams? Paranoid about missing out information for Europe.
eshop demo when?
I fucking hate nintendo and your little shit games fuck off everyone who is responsing in this thread.
POST YFW
>>261648623
There IS an official stream link on Twitch, silly goose.
www dot twitch dot tv / madamemochete
1 bayonetta should have access to a time maschine
2 when shes not around everyone should ask
Hey wheres the direct?
>0 days till direct
What are your predictions /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAOzIv4I1A
>Having to sign in to watch on youtube
Ya fuckin yourself up Nintendo
LET'S GO
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_moHXjH7pc
>>261648686
either that or have a shit ton of bayonetta thrads, bitch tits
>>261648686
Sony and Microsoft gets Sticky's too you know
Its not our Fault Nintendo has a shit load of live events
>Bayonetta in Smash
There's delusion and then there's this
>31 minutes
Holy shit
THE SHINKENING IS UPON US
twitch dot tv slash nintendo
also works
Who else is going to be shitposting with their computer and watching the stream with their Wii U?
>>261648807
Stop. I can be only this erect for the direct.
My pants are off
>>261645595
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
I'm just here for the sticky.
>>261648807
>that picture
My dick has transcended diamonds.
Reminder that there is no chance of Bayonetta in Smash, the ESRB footage would have to feature her due to how she could affect the game's rating.
>>261648852
Watch it on twitch
>I hope this will be mfw this is all over
>>261648686
Yeah man, not like Sony didn't get a stick for their conference a few days ago.
>>261648807
toastan in a stickyI don't have a WiiU and never even played Bayo 1 but Direct threads are super fun
>>261648807
sticky time
>>261648686
The last sticky was for fucking Sony's TGS conference.
Nintendo just does livestream announcements more often.
>>261648825nigga I want HAPPENING and shitposting in realtime. Twitch chat sucks and this thread will just hog a ton of memory as it grows
>>261648918
I will =X
>>261648686
Would you rather have 10 threads on the front page or something? Wasn't there a sticky for the Sony conference some weeks ago?
CAN'T WAIT!!! XD
>>261648839
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>261648807
>>261648785
Suck my dick faggot
its starting
>>261648913
>he cant link twitch
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
>implying there will be any smash information
>>261645595
toastan stickan ebin threaden
>No Smash reveal
>Everyone will flock to twitter yell at Kamiya
Please don't, it was never going to happen anyway.
You know, Bayonetta draws a thin line between looking sexual, and looking like a stroke victim.
less than a mins get HYPED
>>261645595
>sticky
mfw
1 minute
>>261649039
>XD
>>>/reddit/
>mfw PC fags will never, EVER, get Bayonetta
>>261648686
>forgetting about TGS sticky
TWITCH OR YOUTUBE.
ON WII U HERE.
Bayonetta will not be in Smash. She's too sexy.
She can't even perform most of her attacks without getting naked, and there's no way Nintendo will allow an M rating for Smash.
Sorry. I think it'd be awesome too, but it's just not gonna happen.
HERE WE GO
MODS CONFIRMED FOR NINTENDO DICKSUCKERS
FUCKING SAGE
>yfw Bayonetta____3____
I'm not the only one who puts like 1920 for age verification shit am I?
postan in the pre-stream sticky
>>261648686
There,there
OH MY GOD THE HYPE IS REAL
>>261648807
>tfw no gf
How's everyone doing tonight
ITS HAPPENING
HERE WE GO
AAHHH! IT'S BEGINNING
WHO /a/ HERE?//
HABBIDING
Bayonetta's classic design is REQUIRED as an unlockable. Short hair is shit
How do you watch Directs on Wii U? Is it just the Youtube app?
IT BEGINS
Bumping this thread :^)
>>261649112
Blocked. RT @Anonymous
I hope we all have a good 30 minutes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
It's live
>>261649286
>>261649286
>wondertoys store
W101 REFERENCE
AWW SHIT HERE WE GO
>Wonder Toys
>>261648860
>tfw trying to get all Plats on Normal
>>261648686
>being so new you don't understand the concept of a containment sticky
>more shit we've already seen
FUCK U NINTNEDO
AHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The Direct will reveal either a demo or confirmation for Kerfuffle, or both.
Enjoy everyone :)
TOMORROW IS MINE
>>261649201
its not gonna happen because as of right now SHES NEVER HAD A GAME ON A NINTENDO CONSOLE
TIME TO FAP
>>261649369
me too :3
>>261649231
Companies don't really care what you put. It's only there so they clear their asses. It's not on them if YOU lie about your age.
KURODA-CHAAAAAN
>>261649179
He is refering to pokemon XD
>>261649348
Twitch works
>PC+Nintendofriend
>One of the only games I really feel like I missed out on last gen was Bayonetta
>Mfw it's coming to Wii U
>Mfw we get the sequel too
>Mfw this whole thing
Max hype, holy shit.
QT producer confirmed
>>261649452
where's kamiya
>that cut away
She look like clown what the fuck did nintendo thought.
>token woman
>2014
>Not owning two Wii U consoles
>sticky
Oh boy time for shitposting
SCHWING
DIRECTRY
this is gonna be a good fap
AKIKO IS HERE MY DICK IS MOVING BY ITSELF
CLIMAX ACTION
>NON-STOP CLIMAX ACTION
They know.
>NON STOP CLIMAX ACTION
I WANT THAT ALT OUTFIT. PLEASE PLATINUM
NONSTOP CLIMAX
DAT DIRECT
>AKIRA KURODA
MY DICK
>>261649431
EAT SHIT
is this that twitter girl who ntr with sonic?
>That cute girl helped create Bayonetta 2
Is this love? Is this what love feels like?
Feminists BTFO
NON STOP CLIMAX
>non-stop climax game
HYPE LEVELS 9001%
NON STOP CLIMAX
>jaggies
>fuck ugly textures
>shit depth of field and lightning
Holy shit, they say the wii u isn't last gen
IT'S THAT QT FROM E3!
>non-stop climax
>>261649452
Definitely won't be Kerfuffle. She uses guns. Does nobody remember Sakurai's stance on realworld types of guns in Smash? It's why Snake only used explosives.
>Non-stop climax action.
Boy you said it.
>that SHING
>>261648839
>>261648839
>>261648839
CONTENT WARNING ON A NINTENDO STREAM
heh sex jokes
NON-STOP CLIMAX!
BILL TRINEN'S FUCKING VOICE ;_____________;
WHERE THE FUCK IS IWATA
NONSTOP CLIMAX ACTION GAME
Who /mu/ here?
The qt lady again.
fuck this game and fuck the nintendrones and the fucktarded mods
fucking nintendogaf
It's like 90's advertisign
>non-stop climax
>climax action
>Start off with the undressing scene
HAHA
YES
MIND MELD CONFIRMED
AKIKO KURODA MISOGYNY ENABLER
>NON STOP CLIMAX ACTION
NON-STOP CLIMAX ACTION
>Non-stop Climax Action
GOTY confirmed
This is Sakurai's english voice.Mmm that felt great.
>>261649642
Fix your eyes or fix your computer
>CHOKUSETSU
>>261649653
>Definitely won't be Kerfuffle. She uses guns. Does nobody remember Sakurai's stance on realworld types of guns in Smash?
Magic guns, they're not real.
>climax action
>tension releasing
muh dick
>non-stop climax action
I guess that doesn't translate well or will I be orgasming every second
MELD
WITH
YOUR
MINDDDD
>no based kamiya
>what the fuck
>qt Akiko
I can take it
>>261649685
kill yourself kshit
>stick around to the end
SMASH HYPE INCOMING
>stick around till the end
*SHINK*
PIECE OF SHIT KEEPS FUCKING FREEZING
CONTROLS THAT MELD WITH YOUR MIND
>>261649680
He steals another waifu from you
CLIMAX ACTION
STICK
AROUND
WITH
US
UNTIL
THE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND
>Non-stop climax
>>261649341
>>261649748
Fix your mother cuz I teared her up last night, kid
>That elephant yell
>>261645595
This game would have been perfect with wiimote functionality. What a missed opportunity.
Only 5,000 views
Wow i didnt realize Bayonetta was this niche. This game is going to bomb.
Did I just see Bayos tits?
>>261649771
Blocked.
>You might be a retard who can't grasp simple concepts, so we'll break it down for you.
>SEXY BODY
>all this mysoginy
ugh, video games truly need femenism
bullet farts
>>261649791
Not happening
REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
SEXY BODY
HER SEXY BODY
>>261649792
>2014
>not using livestreamer
Shits smooth as butter
>sexy body
just wait until anita hears about this one!
SEXY BODY CONFIRMED
DEMO PLS
where's the youtube link?
Reveal her sexy body ;)
>SEXY BODY
RODIN CONFIRMED
This is a WiiU game.
>people saying sexy in twitch chat are getting timed out
kek
Nintendo knows what we want
>>261649918
>>261649920
>>261649925
>>261649932
>Nintendo stream
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Happy to see a lot of colour in the game
>>261645595
>her sexy body
That fucking narrator
ugh gamers are disgusting
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
THANK YOU BASED #GAMERSGATE
>REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
Anita is gonna have an aneurysm.
i want bayo to kill my dick without mercy
Do these get posted later? I'm late because of the other happenings.
SEXY BODY CONFIRMED
>>261649876
POST LINK
>BASED ENZO IS BACK
ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
>>261649751
They look real and fire what looks like bullets.
SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY
BITCHIN' PIMPS CONFIRMED
has Luka gone fag?
>story
They actually used the word sexy in a Nintendo stream. Times sure are changing.
EPIC BATTLES
>YFW PLAYABLE ROSALINA
I had to drop stream quality down to medium, but it's not freezing anymore
So this... is the power... of the wii u... damn...
>>261650072
>gone
What.
memeing out in a sticky
>some CEO almost gets his dick run over
IT'S A ME, MARIO
>>261649876
>Platinum Games not selling shit
No shit
Boring so far
Hora hora, I'll give you non-stop climax action with only my hair, Luka-boy.
>>261650082
chruazy need a reason
EBIN BATTLES :^)
I didn't get it in the first game, why were both angels and demons evil?
>mfw this plot is the plot we all want for DMC sequels after 2
I'm not getting anything.
>TREEHOUSE WAIFUS
TREEHOOOUUUUSSEEEE
>>261649946
HERE I MISSED SOME SHIT GETTING IT FOR YOU I ALMOST MISSED MY TREEHOUSE WAIFU
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/09-04-2014/
>>261650121
>Jeanne costumes
>Rosalina one of them
TREEHOUSE UP IN HERE
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT WESTARDED GAME ""JOURNOS"" COULD CHANGE SHIT
REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
ali rapp is a qt
POST YFW SEXY BODY CONFIRMED FOR KERFUFFLE
We black man in a suit now
>based Demetrius
>>261650082
>not liking the 2deep4you heaven/hell lore
RAD LADY
RAD LADY
RAD LADy
RAD LADY CONFIRMED
Oh god, dem treehouse memories
>WOMEN LIKE BAYONETTA
SJW GETTING BTFO
>rad lady
it's a nintendo stream alright
>The Bayonetta games
>games
Who are these "literally who?"s that are talking about a game they know literally nothing about?
>>261649932
That's what I fucking love about Japanese devs. They literally do not give a shit.
>During E3, the Bayonetta devs said that Nintendo told them to make one of her outfits even MORE revealing
>Sakurai gives Samus an even more revealing outfit after SJWs get pissed about her heels in Smash 4
GREATER THREATS CONFIRMED
>unexpected twists
GOTY confirmed.
Get these treehouse faggots outta here
>>261650202
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
Bayo and Jeanne are totally lesbians
>>261650197
Don't try to think about the plot. I still don't know if Cereza was little Bayonetta or whatever
>treehouse doesn't care
Well, at least they can keep their noses out of things they're naturally not good at
>RAD LADY
WHY IS BAYO SO HOT
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
fat bitch just spoiled the game, the kid betrays bayonetta
YOU HOT FOR DAYS BAYONETTA
yes, treehouse people we just heard all of this.
>That White dress for Bayo
>>261650258
UI DON'T CARE ABOUT FUCKING TREEHOUSE RETARDS
>DURR NO ONE KNOWS WHA'TS GOING ON AWESOME LADY
THAT KID HAD THE MILLENNIUM PUZZLE
>>261650287
>nintendo games
>allowed to say hell
>or even heck
>>261650316
they are nintendo localizers and have played bayo 2 before you
>>261650316
NO EASY MODO
>>261649218
lmao those are the worst anime boobs i've ever seen
they're like up in their shoulders
>Treehouse
>SEXY BODY
>IGNORING JOURNALISTS WITH DIRECTS
>SEXY BODY
>GAMEPLAY FOCUS
WHY IS NINTENDO SO BASED?
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
HOW MANY FUCKING PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS DOES THIS WOMAN NEED?
>WHOLE LOTTA BUTT.
this game is fucking shit
good bye
DEMETRIUS BOGGS CONFIRMED
(sounds like a Xenoblade unique monster)
Is the US stream dubbed or something?
Why are japs so sexist? Disgusting.
>Miss Piggy works for Treehouse
ALI RAPP HER LIPS AROUND MY DICK
>Bayonetta game
>lel lets interview youtube celebs
MOVE THE FUCK ON
RAD LADY
>>261650424
Someone hasn't played Kid Icarus Uprising
Alternate link? I put in my age as 1972 or some shit, and it just randomly changed to 2002 right as I pushed the confirm button. Now it won't let me see it.
>Girls on screen
>talking about female protagonist, not hard to get into for new players
>Dudes on screen
>This game feels good to play and kick enemy ass, also it's gonna be a challenge for those that want it
>>261650376
Wow what a twist that was totally out of nowhere. What a spoiler. Would've never seen that coming.
Next you'll tell me he's a boss fight.
>retards in chat talking about smash
>>261650392
I think they don't even know what's going on
FACE SWORDS
>>261650424
>what is Kid Icarus
>what is Fire Emblem
>implying this is a Nintendo game anyway
>SEXY BODY
>IGNORING JOURNALISTS WITH DIRECTS
>NO EASY MODE
GET REKT LMAO LMAO LMAO
THAT TATSUMAKI
>>261650493
>ecelebs
They work for the Nintendo Treehouse you fucking moron.
>>261650424
ONE HELL OF A GUY
>Schwing
>Shwing
>Smash fire into Dark Throne room
>Camera is behind Throne Spins Around
>Ganon On the Throne
>GANONDORF Reigns Supreme
>Sound of A door Breaking down
>show Ganon smirking expecting this intrusion
>But he rises suddenly in shock as we pan towards the door
>Bayo in Link's Costume
>BAYONETTA Kicks into high gear!
>"Expecting someone else Darling?"
>Shows gameplay
>yfw
I really like this enemy design.
>>261650579
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
INORGANIC MATTER CONFIRMED FOR BAYONETTA 2
>That diamond
WE EVA NOW
>>261650589
She's coming to Smash. Today is the reveal.
DEMONS CONFIRMED
WE DOOMGUY INTO HELL NOW
>angles looking organic
Man, those demon designs
Jesus christ, is there better character design than the Bayonetta series?
This is amazing
>>261650448
They're so cool ;_;
>Lawfags and Chaosfags both hate Bayo
Neutral confirmed best alignment.
>>261650579
USE INTERNET EXPLORER QUICK OR CLEAR YOUR CACHE. WE HAVE NO TIME!!!!
>>261650697
>now
X PUNCH
B KICK
CONFIRMED
>>261650662
That would honestly probably be the perfect trailer if she actually got in.
>SUPERIOR
>LIMB BASED
>COMBAT
>>261650678
Yeah those designs are eye candy
>MECH DEMONS
final battle better be a huge mecha VS mecha fight
>>261650579
ARE YOU LITERALLY ME?
>Talking about new character design and their though process into it
>Talking about actual vidya design
BASED
PUNCH AND KICK CONFIRMED
>>261650486
leave
>You will never work at the Nintendo Treehouse
>combos start to remove her clothing
I wasn't even hyped for this game, but I need to buy it now.
Oh, so it's Dynasty Warriors style game
WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS
Wow this game is sexist
Casual mode confirmed
CAUSAL MODE CONFIRMED
>casual mode
IGN can enjoy it now!
Those swords look hype as fuck
>>261650874
No, not even remotely.
>CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
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>CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
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>CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
CASUALIZATION CONFIRMED
ITS OGRE
>Casually
yeah nah
CASUAL MODE IS FOR FAGGOTS
FILTHY CASUALS CONFIRMED
>button mash mode
>CASUAL MODE
WITCH TIME
>>261650779
thats configurable
CASUAL MODE CONFIRMED
And it actually looks fun holy shit. I kind of want to attempt to play an action game with the touch screen.
>XXXXXXXXX
Will we be sucked?
>>261650874
Its Devil May Dress in Drag
>DAT MODE THAT PLAYS ITSELF
what the fuck
>you may unexpectedly find out surprisingly powerful combos while experimenting
>experimenting
You mean, "button mashing"?
>>261650856
It happened in Bayo 1, too.
>want to get hyped for this game with /v/
>thread is entirely shitposting
Fuck this.
>>261650856
Bayonetta in Senran Kagura when???
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
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CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
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>CASUAL MODE
>>261650902
It was confirmed back in E3....
>>261650853
>its only been 8 minutes
hot DAMN
Smashfags are so fucking annoying
Wait, which time is it?
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
>witch time back
thank god
VIEWTIFUL JOE
>AUTOMATIC MODE
>CASUALLY
WII U CONFIRMED FOR CASUALS
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
Bayon 1 had an auto mode too.
WIDE OPENINGS
TOMORROW IS FUCKING MINE YOU SHITS
>CAN ENJOY THE GAME CASUALLY
FUCKING CASUALS
I think I just had an umbron climax
cool
>X X X X X
Now I understand why Sonyggers are jealous of this game. It has a God of War mode!
CASUAL MODE
JUST SO THEY DON'T GET A SHIT METACRITIC SCORE
LMAO
I'm going to laugh hard when it's shown that there's no Bayonetta in Smash so you Smashfags get BTFO
I guess it's up, then? I can't watch the stream no matter what browser I use, I just get either a black screen or the twitch logo.
>>261650902
Beat you to it, faggot
>>261650896
CASUALS
>>261648807
Sorry, but we already got superior Samus costume.
HORSE ANUS
OH YES
>>261650874
SHOW MORE OF THE BAYONETTA MECH YOU SHOWED AT E3, FUCK
Bayonetta 1 had automatic mode also you retards.
I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS
Don't know about you guys, but between us, I am climaxing right now.
>>261650993
Not like anything significant has happened.
>No one remembering Bayo1 has casual mode too
>>261650923
There was one in the original, and this was confirmed from the PAX demo last year.
PLEASE TRY TO PUNISH A GREAT VARIETY OF THEM
GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
>GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
>GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
>GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
NICE CASUAL MODE
>that ass-whipping
>NEW SHIT
HERE WE GO
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA SHOW US THE MECHA'S FROM E3
PUNISH EVERYONE
>Megaton
Bayonetta has a stand.
>please try to punish a wide variety of them!
holy fucking shit this game looks amazing
this direct is giving me an umbran climax
>>261651135
SEXY BODY
RAD LADY
DIRECT QUOTES
REAL
TIME
WEAPON
SWITCHING
>those torture animations
>Please try to experiment with combos.
>Please try to punish a variety of them.
It's so Japanese.
>Nintendo mentioning sadism
This stream is fucking beautiful and we're not even half way through
>Devil Trigger confirmed
>Makes the enemies batshit too
Baller
>Let's Play
>CASUAL MODE
US CORE GAMERS, HUH
Oh god this makes me want to dust off my 360 for Bayonetta but I don't want to burn out before I buy a Wii U and Bayonetta 2
>>261651121
So did DMC
In fact: WHY IS ANYONE SAYING BAYO IS EASY MODE FOR AUTOMATIC MODE WHEN AUTOMATIC HAS BEEN A THING SINCE DMC3
>shitty twitch
>tfw don't have a shitty youtube account because i hate the youtube community
link else where ;_;
>Let's Play
Why does it sound like the American version of the direct isn't as good as the others again.
POWER LEVELS CONFIRMED
>>261651151
>implying Nintenyearolds have played the first game
They don't deserve this game.
>Climax is better for dealing with multiple people
Bayonetta you slut
ANOTHER JET HAMMER
>Sadism
No thanks.
HEELKICK
SMASHING
>these smashfags in the twitch chat
christ what is wrong with you faggots just fuck off no one likes you lmao
this is giving me non stop infinite climaxing
>People whinning about Casual Mode
>Ignoring that fucking journalists took a giant shit on W101 because it was too hard
QUAD WIELDING CONFRIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAMMERS CONFIRMED
>>261651165
>Same mode found in Bayo 1
>Confirmed back in E3
Nice job not even trying to be smart.
>that giant hammer
>post yfw when the Samus costume for Bayo 1 turns Madama Butterfly intoRidley
THIS CUSTOMIZATIOn
OH BABY
god all these different weapons look awesome and fun to use
>You will never be Bayonetta's sex slave
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>you can do the job with your foot
>please try and punish a great many of them
no fucking mercy
>all these faggots forgetting about Bayo 1's ONE-HANDED MODE
>SPECIFICALLY FOR PLAYING WITH JUST ONE HAND, WINK WINK
KAMIYA ALWAYS WANTED THE GAME TO HAVE A BABBY MODE FOR MOMS AND GIRLFRIENDS, NONSTOP INFINITE CLIMAX IS THE TRUE DIFFICULTY
THAT HAMMER LOOKED SICK
>the word "ridley" is getting banned
>all this pandering to casuals
>don't worry it won't even be hard
Who do they think their audiance is for this shit?
>sticky for a game we've known about for years
>Error: You cannot report a sticky.
fuck off mods. have fun doing it for free.
That hammer is straight out of W101
>STYLE CHANGES CONFIRMED
>ALL THEM CUSTOM WEAPONS
>dat qt3.14 on the EU stream
That fucking hammer, holy shit
THAT HAMMER
STOP GOING BACK TO THE TREEHOUSE THEY DON'T KNOW FUCKING SHIT
>containment sticky
>no containment sticky for mgs
>no containment sticky for the gamergate thing
>no containment sticky when sims 4 was released
how come only nintendo gets containment stickies? for events that aren't even that big. a stream with 18k viewers. meanwhile the gamergate threads were getting about 100 replies every 3 minutes
>>261651397
NEVER EVER
>>261651263
Just wait, get 1&2 for Wii U and you're set.
>>261651359
W101 also had an Easy Automatic mode
BOW CONFIRMED FOR HARDCORE
I like that Magic does something else now.
Get these treehouse faggots outta here
>>261651479
>qt3.14
That's the producer of Bayo2.
1 hand mode upgraded to 0 hands mode
STYLE SWITCHING CONFIRMED
>>261651290
>youtube community
just don't look at the comments ya dingus
Holy shit, customization for both hands and feet?! AND YOU SWITCH SEEMLESSLY?! THAT'S COOL. Got damn I'm hyped.
>>261650921
Mash X and Y to make combos. That's Dynasty Warriors.
BIG HAMMAH
>>261651449
>reporting a sticky
I'M GOING IN FOR THE KILL, IM DOING FOR A THRILL, AND IM HOPING YOU'LL UNDERSTAND....
AND NOT LET GO OF MY HAND
>>261651503
Shut up doom guy
>That hammer
>>261651436
Easy way to know if shitposters even played the first one.
>All the people in the stream saying that they don't care about Bayonetta, they're just here for a Smash bros Trailer.
NAME 10 THINGS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN
>>261651479
>the EU stream
there is a EU version as well?
I'm EU but I guess im watching the US version
>>261651290
>>261651557
>that bow
>that hammer
dick!!!, control1!!
A whole lot of nothing so far
can we stop with the Treehouse faggots and focus on the game?
>ALL THAT CUSTOM
>ALL DEM STYLE CHANGES
>ALL THAT HYPE GAMEPLAY
>ALL THAT NEEDED SKILL
GODDAMN
GOTY FUCKING CONFIRMED
CON
FUCKING
FIRMED
>>261651290
http://www.youtube.com/v/GFAOzIv4I1A
this bypass the age restriction
>>261651563
>You can literally play the game with your dick
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOOM
BOOM
BOOOOM
>>261651503
stickies would gettoo big and slow 4chin down
BOOMBOOMBOOM
>>261651410
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
>Treehouse take
>>261651502
NIGGA DID YOU NOT SEE THE CRAZY ASS GAMEPLAY THEY WERE PUMPING OUT FOR E3 AND COMIC CON?
THEY FUCKING KNOW EVERYTHING
>>261651503
Nintendogaf
Mods are nintendo fans, what do you expect?
BOOM BOOM BOOM
DANCING CONFIRMED
>>261651539
Again, so did DMC3 and 4.
Why are people bitching now?
boom boom boom confirmed
>BOOM BOOM BOOM
ARE YOU AMERICAN PLEBS ENJOYING YOUR DUBBED DIRECT?
BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>261651359
>Implying journalist don't already have enough reasons to shit on this game.
BEWM BEWM BEWM
>Hammer
>Feet Blades
I LOVE IT
>BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
SO MUCH FLIRTING HAPPENING ON THE EU STREAM
>>261651479
>Sometimes I like to push myself to the limit
OH GOD
>>261651503
>that butthurt
BOOM
>BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
>>261651503
The mods like nintendo more. Everybody likes something more, it can't be helped
I'm watching a subtitled stream with a woman playing, which one is it?
UK?
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM
>BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM CONFIRMED
hngggh
>>261651503
How new are you? Conferences/Streams always get sticky. Go back to Reddit.
>And you're just like
>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOMM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Really cool.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM! BOOM! BOOOOM!
>>261651598
>Press A to jump. That's Mario.
>>261651445
You don't seem to understand the Nintendo audience.
>>261651503
because gamergate is a festival of idiots
>>261651598
DMC only has one melee attack button
>>261651553
Half of the direct is going to be these direct faggots talking to us about things we've just watched.
Whoever ticked "I would like more Treehouse events" on the Nintendo survey is to blame for this.
GUYS! LET'S TALK ABOUT SMASH BROS!
>IMPLYING WITCH TIME WORKS ON THE HARDEST MODE
>BOOM BOOM BOOM
>and youre just like BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>261651629
>played it for months
;-;
>WHUTS DODGE OFFSET
FUCKKKK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
that girls is mai waifu
WHAT'S DODGE OFFSET
why should i care about what these faggots think?
BOOM BOOM BOOM CONFIRMED
>what's dodge offset
CASUAL BITCH HOLY SHIT
>BOOM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BOOM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>really big bosses
CONFIRMED
>>261651503
the gamergate threads are garbage, the mods would delete them all if they could
how do you pronounce this?
DEMETRIUS BASED
>>261651651
Chan Kong-sang
>>261651716
>THEY FUCKING KNOW EVERYTHING
>What's dodge offset?
LET's GO TAKEMIKAZUCHI!!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM
IT FEELS REALLY COOL
>dodge offset
WE DEVELOPING THE METAGAME NOW
>TFW BOOM BOOM BOOM
THEY'RE ACTUALLY EXPLAINING DODGE OFFSET
Literally who are these people?
>>261651712
Don't you realize that Directs in general so Nintendo can tell Journalists to fuck off with their bias
>BOOM
BOOM
>BOOM
>>261651765
yes
>>261651765
Yes.
>>261651665
>talking to no one in particular
>"a whole lot of nothing" even though we've had tons of gameplay
>smug anime witch
BAD POST BAD POST
Who is the cutest Treehouse member and why is it Demetrius?
>>261651629
It's the exact same model only with proper texturing instead of just being transparent yellow.
>>261651598
>mash buttons to make combos, that's God of War
>>261651784
Conferences yes.
18k viewer streams that aren't nintendo. no
>What's dodge offset
BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAYHO
>Take-Minawhatever
>Rakshasa
WE SMT NOW
>they're explaining what Dodge Offset is in the stream and how to do it
Now you faggots have no excuse.
whips on feet looks sexy
Did anyone ever get good at dodge offset?
>>261651503
but there was a sticky for TGS because the shitposting would be crazy too, dumbass.
same for all of E3 (Xbone, PS4, WiiU, Steam, Konami, EA, Ubisoft)
>>261651921
Tah-kay-me-kah-zu-chi
TAKEMIKAZUCHI CONFIRMED
>Nick Jonas hired to work for Treehouse
>>261651921
You don't
>>261651921
Takemikazuchi
>REFERENCING W101
>>261651921
tah kay mee kah zoo chee
>>261651921
everybody will call it hammer
>>261652003
>mash button to make combos, that's God of War
>>261651921
tah-kay-me-kah-zoo-chi
POST YFW BOTH OF THE GAMES OF THE YEAR ARE EXCLUSIVE TO WII U
>w101
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee here we go
Space Harrier is probably coming back
>>261651921
>>261651940
>WHIPS IN YOUR FEET
>my dick when
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>261651905
The reason you guys give for all these nintendo stickies is that it acts as containment. Yet, the threads that need the most containment (the gamergate shit) don't get any stickies. Your logic doesn't work.
don't forget guys no smash reveal
MUSPELHEIM CONFIRMED
>>261651993
I think you mean Erik Peterson. Demetrius is second cutest.
>W101 plug
I approve
MOTHERFUCKING MECHS CONFIRMED
>played it for a few months
>"what's dodge offset lol"
GOD THIS LOOKS SO GOOOOOOOOD
I want to buy a Wii-U right now, when is it coming out?
MECH BATLES
>>261651961
>their bias
So you prefer people employed by nintendo to tell you what they think?
>DEMON UNICORN
>water levels
HEART OF THE CARDS CONFIRMED
BAYONETTA CONFIRMED FOR GAOGAIGAR
>Underwater battles
VEHICULAR BATTLES
>i fucking missed it playing monster hunter
I don't want to start in the middle. Should I wait for the upload?
Fuck
>BAYONETTA CUMBAT
BAYONETTA CUMBAT
>BAYONETTA CUMBAT
BAYONETTA CUMBAT
>>261651871
You can continue your combo string by holding the punch/kick button whilst dodging, then picking it back up afterwards. Most strings end in a big 'wicked weave' attack, so offsetting allows you to get these out more frequently.
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME
>>261651921
Tah-Kay-me-kah-zoo-chee
>more on rails shit
NO
>WATER BATTLES
>VEHICLE BATTLES
NOPE
YOU READY FOR MORE VEHICLE SEGMENTS?
NO?
TOO FUCKING BAD
BAYONETTING ON MOTORCYCLE
I completely forgot about the mechs
THIS QT WITH THE TATTOOS
OH BABY
>/m/ in the game
I approve
MECHANETTA!!!
>>261651738
Yes
>>261652118
MECHS CONFIRMED
>more shitty genre shifts
FUCK
KAMIYA ISN'T EVEN WORKING ON THIS ONE
FUCK YOU PLATINUM
Oh God - rankings.
Gotta get "Pure Platinum" on EACH ONE MY OCD NO
>bayomecha
MOOSEPULLHEYM
KAHKOO-REGAH CONFIRMED
>PURE PLATINUM
TRIGGERED
ABUNAI
>ABUNAI
ABUNAI
>ABUNAI
ABUNAI
>dat platinum bayo statue.
dem red glasses HNNNNG
akiko is back
>>261652181
October 23 or 24 I believe.
WE REPLAY VALUE NOW
I hope it's not ridden with gimmick levels, those were the worst parts in both Bayo 1 and W101.
>>261652118
THANK YOU BASED FUCKING NINTENDO AND PLATINUM
would youmarry?
Halfway over
HNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BASED PLATINUM GAMES WAIFU
DEM RED GLASSES HOLY SHIT
oh god those qt red glasses
>>261652272
BAYOMECHA
>>261651921
>tfw you're native spanish and never have think how to pronounce anything Japanese.
what a nigger
>>261652118
>Both
>Implying Tropical Freeze and MK8 aren't also GOAT
What a qt with those red glasses
PLATINUM CHALLENGE CONFIRMED
>Platinum can't afford a premium wii U
HALOS CONFIRMED
WHY IS THAT GUY LOOKING SO SERIOUS?
>>261652178
I swewar god, we dont get a Wonder PInk costume, ill kill someome
Muspelheim = God Hand challenge?
>>261652387
Is that even a question?
Halo confirmed
MASTER CHIEF
ASS
>Sexy Body
This is going to come under a lot of hate from SJW's and Feminazi's right?
>tfw not a grill
>can't wear Bayonettas glasses without being a fag
HIDDEN CHALLENGE ROOMS
A STAPLE OF ANY CUHRAZY GAME
Anyone else keep thinking this dude-nip looks suspiciously like Kojima?
>>261652387
I'd play co-op with her.
YES ZOOM INTO THAT BUTT
Can't wait for the faux-feminists to ironically get mad at this game when it has a female protag and is also produced by a female
#BoycottBayonetta
>>261652118
A goty nobody will care about nor sell well. Forgettable after the first 3 weeks
>>261652387
old hag, get her off the stream
>>261652387
Yes
>>261652118
is in 2014? Because otherwise they're fucked.
Halo for Wii U confirmed!
TIME FOR COSTUMES
>buying costumes
OH LAWDY
"Let's hit the climax" song confirmed
>Halos
pandering to the cowadooty community. preorder cancelled
>>261652395
>>261652398
Shes wearing jeannes glasses and the guy is wearing bayonettas glasses
>>261652431
FUCK YOU SHOFU
>not a single thing I'm looking forward to.
Another year I don't dust off my Wii-U. a pity.
COSTUMES NAO
>>261652431
I don't get it, is he really so poor he can't raise $60 in two months?
Rakshaa looks to be the best weapon so far
www.smashbros.com/jp/characters/bayonetta.htmlwww.smashbros.com/jp/characters/bayonetta.htmlwww.smashbros.com/jp/characters/bayonetta.htmlwww.smashbros.com/jp/characters/bayonetta.htmlwww.smashbros.com/jp/characters/bayonetta.htmlwww.smashbros.com/jp/characters/bayonetta.htmlwww.smashbros.com/jp/characters/bayonetta.html
OH SHIT!!
>>261652387
W-What's her name?
>>261652359
>>261652398
It's a replica of Jeanne's glasses
>>261652431
WHO?
>>261652047
That's a DnD thing idiot. God I hate atlustards.
>>261652469
Yes, DMC secret mission
>>261652387
>played so hard before the E3 treehouse stream that she injured herself>also wears cute red glasses
the fuck do you think?
OH GOD THAT CHINESE DRESS!
>>261652387
secret Kamiya in a wig
>buy costumes
time for costumes. :3
THAT FUCKING DRESS HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Do the japanese never smile? Why do they look so serious?
>>261652431
3 weeks actually
umbran gekka looks bretty gud
>butterfly shield back
thank fuck
>>261651410
dat gekka tho
are you ready for fucking costumes
CHINESE COSTUME
PEACH'S SWEET THIGHS CONFIMERD
>>261652149
A lot of people want to talk about and make threads about nintendo directs as they're happening, it's good to have one stickied to prevent clutter. It's only for a half hour. The gamer gate threads will never be stickied because they are garbage that no one really wants.
THESE FUCKING OUTFITS HNNG
COSTUMES
MY DICK
*pushes glasses*
dat china dress
We Persona 4 now
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
QT AS FUCK COSTUME
>QT AS FUCK COSTUME
MY FUCKING DICK
FOX CONFIRMED
>>261652469
THAT FIRST COSTUME
THIS VIDEO GAME LOOKS FUN AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY IT
FURRY
STAR FOX CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
STAR FOX KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKE
MORPH BALLLLL
10/10
GOTY
>STAR FOX BAYONETTA
FUCKIGN SHIIIIIIIIIT
dat morph ball
>FUCKING MORPH BALL
FOX CONFIRMED
>FOX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fox costume
FUCKING FURRIES
STARFOX COSTUME CONFIRMED
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
FURRY CONFIRMED
WE FURRIES NOW
STAR FOX CONFIRMED
THAT MOTHERFUCKIING MORPH BALL
STARFOX
OH SHIT
SHINY LATEX
COSPLAY
>>261652047
>I have never heard of Japanese and Hindu mythology
That Metroid costume
>COSTUMES AREN'T DLC
>ALL OF 'EM ARE GAINED THROUGH SKILL
FUCKING BASED
GOTY
FOX COSTUME
CHINESE COSTUME OMFG
FURRY BAYONETA JESUS CHRIST
>FURRY SHIT COSTUME
FUCKING DROPPED
ROLLING SAMUS
>fox costume
my boner just pierced my roof im glad it isnt raining
>Star Fox costume
BAYO CONFIRMED FURRY
FUCKING STAR FOX COSTUME DAY 1 BUY
>star fox costume
holy shit
>Star Fox costume
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
20XX confirmed
FOX ONLY
THAR SHE BLOWS
FURFAGS CONFIRMED
WAVESHINES CONFIRMED
FINAL DESTINATION CONFIRMED
>FURSHIT
DROPPED
WHAAAAAAAAAT
BOWSER FISTS
SAMUS ROLLS
RUPEES
FOX ONLY
FOX COSTUME
>FOX COSTUME
FOX COSTUME
>FOX COSTUME
FOX COSTUME
>FOX COSTUME
FOX COSTUME
>FOX COSTUME
FOX COSTUME
>FOX COSTUME
FOX COSTUME
>FOX COSTUME
FOX COSTUME
>FOX COSTUME
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
AHAHAHHAA YES
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
MORPH BALL CONFIRMED
F O X
YIFF YIFF
YES!
>furshit
dropped
>Dat morph ball
>Dat fox costume
FUCKING FURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Starfox
And that's how /v/ burned to the ground.
FOX ONLY
The Fox costume looks like shit
BAYONETTA 4 SMASH
>THOSE COSTUMES
>Fox
YOOOOOOO
>FURRY SUIT CONFIRMED
>NO ITEMS, FOX ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION
MUTHERFUCKING MORPHBALL
and furryies ;__:
MORPH BALL
STAR FOX
>Cosplay costumes
>Mushroom Kingdom Princess
>Hero of Hyrule
>Galactic Bounty Hunter
>Star Mercenary
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
>BOWSER HANDS
BOWSER HANDS
fucking ameriblobs always with the hambeasts
STAR FOX U CONFIRMED
>VULPINE MERCENARY
HUH
holy shit
>>261648902
>>261648974
>>261649001
>>261649187
>>261649245
>b-but Sony had a sticky
This is just for one game compared to an entire company
HOLY SHIT FOX
FOX CONFIRMED!!!
STARFOX CONFIRMED
STAR FOOOOOOOOOOOX
NO ITEMS
FOX ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
NO ITEMS FOX ONLY FINAL DESTINATION
FUCKIN STAR FOX!?
>SUMMONING BOWSER FISTS FROM HELL PORTALS
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T BUY THE ORIGINAL GUYS I'M GOING TO GET THIS ONE THOUGH I PROMISE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Based!!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOX
FURFAGS CONFIRMED
STARFOX COSTUME
>STAR FOX
>STAR FOX
>STAR FOX
>Star Fox continues to get more recognition than F-Zero
CAPTAIN FALCON WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL; ;
>Furries
Dropped
STARFOX LOL
>DAT PEACH BAYO
STORFAX
>>261652708
>>261652690
This is my fetish
FOXY BAYONETTA
FINAL
FUCKING
DESTINATION
NO LOLLIPOPS
PURE PLATINUM ONLY
FOX ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
DAISY COSTUME AND STAR FOX COSTUME FUCK
>THEM LASERS
MORPH BALL!!!
DAY ONE!!!!
DAISY CONFIRMED
ROSALINA FAGS BTFO
PRINCESS DAISY YES
>Fox costume
>That clipping.
Princess daisy costume confirmed!
DAISY CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
>mfw the furrys won
>Bayofox
>Daisy
OH FUCK
DAISY
>DAISY
DAISY
>DAISY
HI I'M DAISY
ARWING PISTOLS
DAISY CONFIRMED
DAT DAISY
R-Wing Pistols
>DAISY OVER ROSALINA
>STAR FOX COSTUMES
>COMES WITH SOUND EFFECTS
GOTY
SO WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
>>261652936
>SUMMONING BOWSER FISTS FROM HELL PORTALS
DEEPEST
FUCKING
LORE
>DAISY COSTUME
>Platinum working on Star Fox
confirmed.
HI I'M DAISY
>>261652916
Fucking Glorious.
>DAISY COSTUME CONFIRMED
>No Zero suit
>Fucking Starfox
DURR
FUCKING
HURR
>DAISY COSTUME
>ZELDA TREASURE OPEN NOISE
NINTENDO SO BASED
FOX COSTUME
GET HYPE
>>261652752
STAR FAXXX!!!!!!!!!
>daisy
BEST GIRL
>DAISY CONFIRMED
DAISY CONFIRMED
>DAISY CONFIRMED
DAISY CONFIRMED
YO WAS SHE BLOCKING WITH THE LINK COSTUME'S SHIELD AND GOING STRAIGHT INTO WITCH TIME!?
>>261652549
Status Successfully Updated!
>DAISY COSTUME
MY DICK
>>261652718
>Daisy
OH FU-
REMINDER THAT NINTENDO SUGGESTED THAT PG SHOULD REMOVE THE UNDERSHIRT FROM LINK'S COSTUME
>that qt
she'd be qt'er without all the tats
but she still a real good qt
>Daisy costume
ROSALINA-FAGS BTFO!
RIDLEY CONFIRMED
>fox
>not donkey kong
YOU HAD ONE JOB
daisy costume, I thought it was a slip of the tongue
FURRRRRRRIES
FURFAGS
FURSHIT
RUINED
WONDER PINK COSTUME
FUCKING WHEN
FUCKING FURFAGS RUINED A GREAT GAME AGAIN!!!
that amerifat literally has a pig nose
>all the furshit advertising
>bayo2 will sell well now
THOSE COSTUMES I AM FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW SO FUCKING BASED
>>261648807
>tfw defeated by furry in space
FURFAGS PLEASED
>yfw the Fox costume's weapons are top tier in Bayo 2.
RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN RODIN
DAISY CONFIRMED
HOLY FUCK HURRY UP POST TIMER
DAISY COSTUME
LITERALLY A CLONE OF THE PEACH COSTUME
TOP KEK
This crossover shit is fucking stupid.
I thought those nintendo costumes were for the Bayo1 re-release. Are they for both?
ALL YO YENS
>>261653015
>furries
>in Japan
>>261652974
Dropped
PLAY AS RODIN
NOW YOU CAN BE THE GIGA NIGGA
>>261652834
>>261652835
ayy lmao
>>261653012
Orange Peach costume, oh boy
>No crossover that replaces all the angel enemies with Dark Pit.
>>261653183
For both now.
EVERYTHING IS OKAY
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I NEED A WII U STILL
FUCK
>>261653183
They are.
IT'S BA-ROCK
NOT BUH-ROKE
JESUS FUCK MAN I MEAN GODDDDDDD
JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT. JON TRON IS IN TWITCH CHAT.
man look at all those cool graphics you'll have to look at on a 6 inch screen
FUCK YOU ROSY
DAISY 4 LYFE
>you dont really fight angels in a game before
SMT X FIRE EMBLEM CANCELLED
chapter 4 confirmed
CHAPTER 4
>Those spoilers
t-thanks
CHAPTER 4
>CHAPTER 4
>you never fight angels in a video game
SMT says hello.
CHAPTER 4
Daisy confirmed for smash
CHAPTER FOOOOOOOUUUURRRR
>>261653183
Now they are
NINTENDO DID IT BETTER
NINTENDO ALWAYS DOES IT BETTER
2PLAYREMODE
>Its only Chapter 4
ONLY CHAPTER FOUR!!!!
>>261653228
you have autism
This crossover shit is fucking awesome
ONline mode confirmed
CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 !!!!
>>261653262
what is he saying?
CHAPTER
FUCKING
FOUR
CHAPTER
FOUR
CHAPTER
FOUR
CHAPTER
FOUR
>ONLINE CO-OP TAG CLIMAXXXXX
chapter 4
CHAPTER
FOUR
CO-OP CONFIRMED
GET FUCKING HYPE
CAPTER FOOOUR
>tag climax
ONLINE 2-PLAYER CO-OP
>Co-op is online only
Why
>>261653125
NO, MY DICK WOULD NOT SURVIVE IT
>masked lumen
>him
YA BLEW IT.
CO-OP CONFIRMED
COOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOP
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
PLAYABLE RODIN
>PLAYABLE RODIN
RIDLEY CONFIRMED
Thanks for those Chapter 4 spoilers you fucking nigger
>>261652974
I'd be a bogey on her tail if you catch my meaning.
RODIN CONFIRMED
RODIN CONFIRMED
RODIN CONFIRMED
RODIN CONFIRMED
PLAYABLE RODIN
HE'S FUCKING PLAYABLE YES
>>261653096
Rosalina is obviously going to be a Jeanette costume
ONLINE ONLY CLIMAX EDITION
FUCKING YOUTUBE IS BUGGED
RODIN!
RODIN PLAYABLE
>Bayonetta in a Star Fox costume
PLAYABLE RODIN
>ONLINE CO-OP
Jeanne with the Bayo 1 moveset, fuck yeah
RODIN
CONFIRMED
macho gameplay, it on!!
>Fox costume
>Not Krystal
Even Kamiya thinks she is shit.
BRO-OP MODE FUCKING CONFIRMED
yeah I know
This is the closest to being in a canon game of anything that Daisy has gotten since the 80s.
RIDLEY
Chapter 4? what? I missed it
RODIN PLAYABLE
ONLINE
ONLINE MULTIPLAYER
AW SHIT
>RODIN PLAYABLE
I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>261653380
Too much non-stop action climax, need one machine each.
>ONLINE CO-OP
>RODIN PLAYABLE
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BAYO WAS CONFIRMED FOR GOTY
>ONLINE FUCKING CO-COP
HYRULE WARRIORS GETTING BTFO
>NINTENDO EXCLUSIVE COSTUMES
>NINTENDO EXCLUSIVE
>YFW BAYO 2 PORTED TO OTHER CONSOLES IN 6 MONTHS
THAT CHEONGSAM COUSTUME
>>261653403
Fake and gay
rodin all day everyday
master race status
>Not always playing as Rodin
the chinese dress makes her look a bit like Chun Li
FUCK YES RODIN PLAYABLE
>>261649563
Is that Hatsuu?
MY NIGGA RODIN CONFIRMED
>>261653404
SHUT UP FAGGOT
CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 4, IT'S ONLY CHAPTER 4!!
PLAYABLE RODIN
>All costumes based on females
>except for Fox
It's kinda weird they didn't go with Krystal
>>261653403
>sakura1
PLAYABLE RODIN HOLY FUUUUCK
>>261653361
XBONE BTFO
HALO CONFIRmED FOR WII U
HYPE
>>261653403
What the fuck
Please don't ruse me
RODAN CONFIRMED
GOD HAND 2 CONFIRMED
>something in KI
BAYO FOR SMASH CONFIRMED
>skintight bodysuit with tail and ears
>daisynetta turboslut
max bonner
>>261653262
Who cares
I'd like to play it with Ms. Kuroda if you know what I mean.
ABUUUUUNAAAAAAAAI
>tfw you will never play co-op with kuroda
>>261653542
>Link
>Girl
ONLINE CONFIRMED
>>261653542
More like it's kinda FUCKING SO MUCH BETTER THANK YOU VERY MUCH
All this fucking content for one game
HAD TO MUTE SHIT DUB
Is chapter 4 equal to a world or a level.
>live
GOD THOSE FUCKING RED GLASSES MAKE HER EVEN CUTER WTF
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>NOT USING SUPERIOR RED DRESS
RODIN GAMEPLAY INCOMING
ONLINE MULTIPLAYER
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
JUST GIVE ME THE UK RELEASE DATE FUCK
>YOU CAN BET MORE HALOS TO EARN MORE.
SAKURAIS INFLUENCE IS SPREADING.
>>261653624
>Link
>Not a gil
Did they just say no local multiplayer?
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND REVEAL HER FOR SMASH ALREADY
>>261648785
Stay mad, bitch nigga
>>261653403
WHAT
God damn this is cringeworthy
>But first I wanna put Bayonetta in her Chinese Dress
dat laugh was too kawaii for me
>>261653624
She's called Zelda. :)
>>261653060
ZSS BTFO
B
T
F
O
>>261653542
who?
>>261653624
It's a Zelda costume dumbass
YOU WILL NEVER PLAY CO-OP WITH A CUTE GIRL
>TFW you'll never play tag climax with qt3.14 producer
why live?
>>261653623
>dubs for small talk
lol
>Is this difficulty too high?
CASUAL CONFIRMED
>>261653670
A world, I guess
Have you played W101?
>>261653624
Link's the princess.
>Is this difficulty too high?
>teeheehee
ONLY AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLER WOULD PLAY EASY MODE
>OKAY LETS DO IT
>CHINESE DRESS
>STUPID SEXY RODIN
>Rodan... rodan witchy taimu
Her moaning gets me rock hard.
>>261653503
They're talking about Bayonetta 1
>The Witch Hunts are Over
someone post screenshot of daisy! muh dick!
>>261653262
surprise, he's a real person with interest in games just like you
>>261653608
bang?
is that what you mean?
>>261653542
>Link
I can't tell whether you're making a joke about Link being androgynous or you're just retarded.
>>261653481
They're hyping up that Chapter 4 ends with a giant monster fight.
Dat load time
>Rodin has costumes too
>Rodin with Bowser dress
>Rodin Dressed as Wario
Let's just go why SJWs can't touch this game real quick.
>Strong, independent, female protagonist
>Uses her sex appeal as empowerment
>Enemies are basically just robots, not russians or whatever
>Features diverse characters to play as
>CHUNLI COSTUME
MULTIPLAT CONFIRMED?
>IS THIS DIFFICULTY TOO HIGH?
october 24th in yurope niggas
>>261653757
Nein
>>261653542
it's cause they use the most famous ones
TRICKY CONFIRMED
>>261653672
ALL ABOUT THE GLASSES
>I... lost...
COMMITTING SUDOKU
this dubbed tag climax segment feels really awkward
>QT ASIAN WAIFU WINS
>I LOST
>GONNA NERF THIS NIGGA SON OF A BITCH
THAT FUCKING POP-IN
Holy fucking shit is that some awkward small talk between the narrators.
>>261653818
>Rodin dressed as Zero Suit Samus
>>261653670
Each chapter is one area or level, and it is divided into usually small parts. Each chapter takes about 20 minutes I'd guess.
>>261653818
>RODIN DRESSED AS GANONDORF
>>261653818
>Rodin Dressed as Wario
oh god please. i need this
>limited to 15.300 copies
WAT
DEVS GET SILVER IN THEIR OWN GAME
>lighting his cigar with thumb fire
oh babby
>YESSSS LET'S DO IT
>15,300 COPIES
>you'll never have a qt3.14 jap girlfriend who kicks ass at hardcore games
>>261653861
/a/ get out.
>>261653850
Each chapter is probably 1-1.5 hours.
ME PREORDERING FIRST PRINT CONFIRMED
>>261653818
GANONDORF RODIN
SPECIAL EDITION FOR EUROPE CONFIRMED, COMES WITH ART BOOK OCTOBER 24
RODAN GETTING BTFO
>>261653840
this shitty en dub
Going to buy a Wii U now
THAT
FUCKING
FIRST
EDITION
>this awkward as fuck section
[no]
RODIN IS KILL
>>261653904
Not really.
Souldozer could kick that blue robots ass.
>>261653947
>>261653956
Wait what?
>these voice actors
REVIVE HIM
>You will never revive a qt 3.14 playing as giga nigga
>>261653861
>>261653904
>not watching UK stream
RODIN, REVIVE ME
>lag spikes
lel
they shouldn't dub fucking play it's really horrible to hear
>non-scripted conversation is dubbed
>mfw
>This dubbing
...HEH
>>261653989
Are you serious?
>>261653904
I'd rather have the Japanese
>THAT EMBARRASSING ROBOT TELEPORTATION
>MADA MADA ICKIZEY
inb4 stone medal
YOU WILL NEVER PLAY CO-OP WITH YOUR QT ASIAN GF AND GET YOUR ASS KICKED AND THEN BE REWARDED WITH PITY SEX
give me that first print
>RODIN DOESN'T HAVE WITCH TIME
HARD MODE CONFIRMED
SURELY YOU'RE ENOUGH OF A MAN TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE
> MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA
MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA
>>261653958
>that feel when qt3.14 chinese gf who sucks at vidya
oh well...
DEMO IS UP
>DEMO US UP
DEMO IS UP
>DEMO IS UP
SHINK
>RODIN CONFIRMED FOR NO WITCH TIME
HARDCORE CHARACTER FOR THE HARDCORE PLAYERS
DEMO CONFIRMED
>>261653820
The producer is a fucking woman too. That's the best part.
You sure they aren't mashers?
>>261645595
>Open stream
>Girl talking
>hahaha then loses miserably
NOPE, fuck this stream.
>>261654053
Yuropoors
STILL FIVE MINUTES WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
>>261654036
Europe special edition.
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
>WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
>WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
>WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
>WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS CO-OP MODE LOCAL PLAY
>>261653731
GOOD
The more I listen to the female translator, she sounds like the jewish women who did the Bayo2 segments at E3's Treehouse event.
CHINK DRESS CONFIRMED BEST OUTFIT
BOOK OF DEMONS EDITION FOR EUROPE
AAAH
SHINK
FWOOOOOOOOOO
ONE WHOLE CENT
>>261653818
>Rodin with Bowser suit
>Rodin with Ganondorf suit
>>261653947
>They'll never all of them
BOTH GAMES FOR SIXTY (60) US DOLLARS
>1 cent discount
I laughed too hard
59.98 CONFIRMED
Why do all nintendo employees sound like creepy christians, they try to sound so pure and nice while trying to make things sound "hip"
tag climax...
>PLEASE CONSIDER
PLS DEMO PLS
>59.98
Day one purchase 59.98
OH SHIT, SMASH!
>>261653820
Bayonetta 1 had all that shit too and they still complained
HOLY SHIT 1 FUCKING CENT DISCOUNT
>>261654079
if the loaf is so almighty, what is the wonder oven?
>>261654168
Pre-order where
THAT DISCOUNT HOLY SHIT
>Digital copies save 1 cent
ITS OVER, PHYSICAL COPIES ARE FINISHED
>1 CENT DISCOUNT
1 CENT DISCOUNT
>1 CENT DISCOUNT
1 CENT DISCOUNT
1 cent niggas
>one cent discount
th-thanks Nintendo
1 CENT E-DISCOUNT
Was the robot lagging or teleporting?
BUYING THE GAME ON ESHOP SAVES YOU A WHOPPING $0.01
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>$59.98
WOAH! WHAT A DISCOUNT!!!
>that feel when you will never play co-op with her
feels bad man
if only we knew her NNID...
>1 CENT
SHINK FWOOSH MOTHERFUCKER SHINK FWOOSH MOTHERFUCKER
FIVE FIVE FIVE FINAL NEWCOMERS MOTHERFUCKER
get ready for smash!
Wait, can you get both games from the eShop then?
>59.99 or a special discount 59.98!
>59.99
>59.98
>59.98
sold
>>261654047
Yes, really. Especially since it's from Japanese.
>>261654067
There is one? I just followed the first link.
HUGE discounts confirmed
TRAILER CONFIRMED.
FINALLY.....
>$59.98
Thanks Nintendo
THIS GAME. FUCK IT, IT'S WORTH GETTING A WII U FOR THIS ALONE. FUCK EVERYBODY
NEW TRAILER
SHINK SHINK
>Save .01 with digital
Why even go physical?
>SPECIAL DISCOUNT
>$0.01
THANKS NINTENDO
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EU RELEASE DATE
FIFTY-NINE
NINETY-EIGHT
tfw no FOOSHWINK
Trailer
Could it fucking be?
>>261654279
T=thanks nintendo
>>>>>15,300 copies
For what edition? I want the both-games edition and maybe some free costumes with it. Is that going to be rare or standard?
>NO SHINKSHINK
DAMNIT
PLS BUY DIGITAL.
HAVE A PENNY STUPID GAIJIN .
>Cam Clarke
I am happy.
RIDLEY IN BAYONETTA CONFIRMED
Is DAT FUCKING CAM CLARKE?
HAPPENING
>A gurl gamer game finally gets a playable male character
>its a nigger
Fucking sjws
>THIS CRISPIN FREEMAN
ALUCARD VS BAYONETTA I LOVE IT
>>261645595
Holy Shit! Those savings.
RIDLEY
PHYSICAL IS DEAD
>end of direct
>'Oh and one more thing.."
>Bayonetta confirmed for Kerfuffle
pls sakurai
>wonder toys
>TRAILER
>HYPE THRUSTERS FUCKING ENGAGED INTO OVERDRIVE
>Wonder Toys
>1 CENT
HOLY FUCK DAY ONE BUY
>>261654234
It's a pure company.
>/v/ disappointed the Bayonetta 2 direct has a Bayo 2 trailer instead of a Smash trailer
>>261654405
Both games, artbook and special box.
SCHECHH!
OH SHIT ITS VERGIL
I want to kill the Smash fags
>preorders sold out on Amazon UK
HELP
WAS THAT SANTA IN THAT CAR?
ridley costume please
>Euro special edition
>Santa Rodin
Perfect
this game could look really nice on pc
but hey that's how exclusives work.
BAYONETTA IN SMASH BROS CONFIRMED GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE
>>261654527
>expecting a Smash trailer
Are you literally retarded?
>>261645595
when I press continue, nothing happens.
>>261654586
I'm pretty sure the only reason it exists is because of Nintendo.
Also Kamiya hates PC gamers
What are all of you going to spend your 1 cent saved on?
VORKKEN?
SMASH LOGO
OH FUCCCK
CIA confirmed?
>It's over
Was that CIA with the ridiculous eye hat?
MADAMA STYX CONFIRMED
Fuck the fucking chat. "We have a new trailer for you."
"OHMRMDS SMASH? SMASH? FUCKING SMASH YES?"
Fuck Smashfags. If you want smash stuff fucking watch smash stuff you idiots. Don't act so fucking disappointed that "NO SMASH :(((((" like it was confirmed
>>261654586
It's okey when nintendo does it
>>261654694
>VORKKIEEE~<3
fixed that for you
SMASHFAGS BTFO
>>261654678
based Kamiya
>>261654717
GOTYAY
O
T
Y
A
Y
SMASHHHHHHHHHHHH TIME
SCHEEEEEEEEECH!
>>261654586
Alienware should have funded it then.
>>261654527
Doesn't look like /v/ expected a Smash Trailer, the Twitch Chat did, though.
I'M NOT SEEING A SMASH LOGO YOU FUCKING LIARS
MECHONS CONFIRMED
>no swooooosh
IS SHE IN SMASH BROS?
TELL ME
No demo...
>>261654631
I was making fun of the Smashtards, idiot.
SMASHFAGS PLS GO
>>261654818
lol
NO SMASH FOR YOU
>>261654819
XENOBLADExBAYONETTA CONFIRMED
>>261645595
Smash isn't happening you fucks
>>261654818
>making shit up
>>261654487
Nope get fukt
>>261654731
I thought the same thing
>short hair
that fucking trailer yo
>something big
RIDLEY CONFIRMED
>This fucking trailer
>SOMETHING BIGGG
THE TIME HAS CUM
AND SO HAVE WE
I know it's frowned upon, but I started buying digitally recently for the Wii U and I really like it.
It's so convenient and the midnight releases are really nice.
Also, the way I see it, you still own a physical copy of the game. The only difference is it's saved on a harddrive instead of a disc. That's it.
THIS GAME
Dammit this is making me want a wii u
>>261652387
>wears glasses to play video games
top waifu
>that one guy spamming "REMOVE BLACKKEBAB FROM GAME".
>>261654852
Yes and Ridley as well
>>261654818
Shut up Smashfag. You guys are in the same tier as bronies.
>>261650656
GOTY 2014 confirmed.
It even comes with Bayo 1 so.. double goty?
>>261654528
I just want both games. Do I need to pre-order today or can I day-one it?
HYPE
AS
FUCK
>THIS TRAILER
GODDAMN
IS THAT EGIL FROM XENOBLADE
WE TIME TRAVEL NOW!!
SMASH BTFO
that line was from lotr
>something big
OH SHIT
I CANT CONTROL IT
>october 24
HOW DO I MAKE SURE I'M GETTING THE DAY ONE PACK IF IT'S LIMITED
I ALREADY HAVE A PREORDER WITH AMAZON
WOW that trailer was chalk full of spoilers.
LITERALLY BAYONETTA VS THE POPE
SMASHFAGS BTFO
>DAT GODDAMN TRAILER
MUH DICK
masked lumen confirmed for young balder
no smash go home everyone
NO SMASH NO SMASH
HAHAHAHA
DEMO FAGS BTFO
It ended.
Now what the fuck do i do with all this hype?
So, is it worth watching the US stream after I've seen the UK one?
I heard the treehouse cuties were in it?
WHERE'S THE SMASH TRAILER
>no eshop demo
I DON'T SEE KAMIYA'S NAME
GUYS!
THE SCHECH
THE SNICH
THE SHINKCH
ITS OVER
smashfags btfo
>I only watch directs for smash trailers
SMASHFAGS GETTIN BTFO
THAT TRAILER WAS ONLY CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 4
>No smash trailer
I'M REALLY FEELING IT
FUCK SMASH IM GETTING THUS
>YFW SMASHFAGS BTFO
NAKED AMIIBO FIGURE WHEN?
Why not just include a Smash 4 demo with Bayonetta
>No demo
>SMASHFAGS ACTUALLY EXPECTED A SMASH TRAILER
BTFO
>>261654953
I just do it for the rebate, but that ends in a couple months so.
Wasn't as good as the ending trailer of Wonderful 101 direct, but still looks amazing.
I CAN'T WAIT TWO MONTHS FOR THIS SHIT
>Something BIG is going to happen to our world
RIDLEY CONFIRMED!!!!!
THAT TRAILER
DICK STATUS: MUH
THIS FUCKING TRAILER
THOSE MECH SECTIONS
DEAR GOD
>>261653989
WHERE DO I BUY OMFGJIHGJMO
I missed half this fucking trailer because of Twitch's shitty stream. Fuck.
>no smash trailer
>it would've been cool if bayonetta was in
>perfect roster with or without her
>still going to purchase bayonetta 2
AT LEAST THIS WII U IS WORTH THE PURCHASE
>No *shink shink woosh*
There is no god
>>261654953
If you have a black wii u you get five bucks for every sixty bucks spent. Or something like that
>>261652387
Indeed
>>261655069
Masturbate.
Jesus I want to nuke the chat
>>261655032
>chalk full
The ironing in your post is palletable.
JESUS THIS GAME CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH
WHERE DO I GET THE DAY ONE PACK
I NEED IT
WOW WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS SMASH THEY SAID IT WAS A NINTENDO DIRECT FOR BAYONETTA 2 ONLY BUT IM SO FUCKING RETARDED I WAS EXPECTING SMASH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Thank you for watching
>5 minute trailer
Fuck you
Who said anything about smash?
FUG
>>261655069
go masturbate
wait why are people happy that we didnt get a smash reveal?
Why do you guys act like kids in a candy store? jesus christ grow up
>tfw no pit costume
>all those fags screaming on Twitch "b-b-but my Smash?"
I would've been okay with it, and I'm hoped for both games, but god damn what the fuck is wrong with these people
Can't wait for Chapter 4
>expecting smash
For fucks sake its out in a week
>>261655032
>he didn't watch the W101 trailer
It's a ruse.
>>261655023
Nintendo really needs to make shit like that more clear.
I pre-ordered the scarf edition of HW and got a mail that basically said "well, we can't really say for sure, if you will get it".
SMASHFAGS BTFO
Smashfags are really cancer
>No Demo
>No Smash
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE OTHER BLUES BROTHER
>GameBrain07 Nice game. I'll consider it now that I am 17.
what the fuck
BTFO:
>DEMOFAGS
>SMASHFAGS
>XBONERS AND SONYGGERS
>yfw
>OOOOH HOOO BTFO BTFO SMASH FAGS DEMO FAGS BTFO
You guys are fucking children, go play in traffic.
>>261655215
Because people like to see others be wrong
>>261655183
you were so fucking retarded you were expecting smash?
>>261645595
Post yfw you thought new trailer meant smash trailer
;_;
IS IT OCTOBER 24TH YET?!
>That final trailer
I
NEED
This game.
I FUCKING need it
BAYO CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
TOMMOROW IS MINE
>>261654458
I think you can play as the shotaoh wait that's a nigger too, sorry
>DAT BOOK OF ANGELS
WHERE IS IT
I MUST CLAIM IT FOR MY OWN
>no smash trailer
i knew the leaker would be real, but i didn't want to accept it
barely matters, though, because this game looks fucking SICK
lel, no bayoshitta in muh smashu
>this entire Direct
Brb preordering
>knew the trailer was going to spoil the shit out of me but still watched it anyways
>no demo
o-okay
Still pretty good for a Direct, October 24 is too fucking far away.
>crispin freeman
PICKED THE FUCK UP
HOLY SHIT SHINK SHINK FWOOSH OPEN THE STREAM AGAIN
Well, that's it. My testicles are completely empty, both my hands are sore, I'm mentally exhausted and now I'm off to bed
It's been fun, /v/
Screw smash this is way better sakurai is fucking lazy as fuck to use the wii u to its full potential
>>261655082
he was listed as supervisor at the bottom
Game looks great. Wish I had a Wii U.
game looks great.
NO SMASH ANNOUNCEMENT
Oh well, I didn't expect it anyway. The game looks fucking sweet holy fuck I can't wait
>people still expecting smash
The full roster was fucking leaked, get over it.
>>261645595
WHEN IS THE UK RELEASE DATE PLS
>>261655282
Why would you like that you don't get a demo?
Must have missed it, what is the day one pack?
>>261654953
Things you can do with an ACTUAL physical copy:
Play it.
Resell it.
Let friends borrow it.
Keep playing it even if your system breaks/is stolen.
Things you can do with a digital copy:
Play it.
Delete it.
Yeah know, nice fucking try at logic though.
>>261655297
Are you upset, fag?
goddamn its coming out next month. Gonna be comfy playing this game during blizzards
>>261655098
Do you have an image like this but with filia?
So Platinum are officialy second party now?
OH MY GOD
http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/bayonetta.html
http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/bayonetta.html
http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/bayonetta.html
http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/bayonetta.html
http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/bayonetta.html
>>261655306
>even after smash is out people will wonder if each direct will have a Smash Bros announcment
>>261655246
Smashfags have the worst fanbase in gaming. Plus, Nintendrones are the fucking worst.
>>261655215
Because Smashfags only came here for smash and not Bayonetta
>>261650424
Kid Icarus shithead.
>>261654685
Your mom.
FUCK
WHY CAN'T ANYONE JUST FUCKING HIRE ME
HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA GET A WII U BY OCTOBER
>>261650424
>What is Eternal Darkness and Wonderful 101
There was never going to be a Smash reveal. The leaks had no Bayonetta, and that's something the ESRB would have absolutely needed to see. Plus, no Bayonetta stage.
Looks like it's a sheer upgrade to Bayonetta 1
Based game incoming
Is there a demo or not? I've seen both posted here.
>>261655463
>resell
Nice b8 m8
If Bayonetta had any chance of being in Smash at all, her reveal would have been right then. She's 100% deconfirmed at this point.
>>261655023
You're gonna get the basic Bayo 2 version and when you ask for the proper one they'll be out of stock :^)
>>261655472
No,it's just hilarious how filled with underage this thread is.
>>261655463
>Let friends borrow it.
>Having friends
>>261655463
>friends
>>261655510
You ain't fooling anyone.
>No Palutena costume
>No Wii Fit Trainer costume
>NO WONDER PINK COSTUME
>Fucking Star Fox costume
I didn't watch it, what happened aside from nosmash?
>>261655596
No demo. People are fucking with you.
european limited edition
LIMITED EDITION IMAGE WHERE
>>261655306
>>261655403
neat
>>261652431
>Gets assblasted about the Smash leak just because Wolf isn't in
>Derails all conversation about Shulk and Duck Hunt back to Wolf in last week'sJapan Time podast
His opinion is automatically invalid
>>261655495
They signed a contract for two games, that's it.
>>261655552
sucking dicks behind and alley
>>261645595
BAYO 2 HAS BEN TURNED UP TO 20
IT LOOKS MORE INTENSE THAN THE FIRST
>Even with the leak people still expected Bayonetta in smash
You guys have mental problem seriously seek help now.
>>261655495
Microsoft is funding their next game, they seem to go where the money is
>>261655183
hello DSP
>>261655410
more like injured as fuck
DAT TRAILER
>>261655552
Steal one.
>>261655510
TAKEN DOWN
CONFIRMED REAL
LETS ALL CONTINUE WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS
>>261655517
Eh, every "fanbase" is cancerous shit
You don't have to have some sort of "club" just because you like something fuck's sake
>>261655552
>tfw starting my job tommorow
YEAAAAHHH BUDDY.
>>261655552
That's literally a week of work. You have time.
>>261654848
>swooooosh
You suck nigga, it's swish
>>261655608
She's still in as a secret character, of course they won't reveal her/.
>smashfags literally crying and bitching for watching a game that isn't in smash
every time
>>261645595
BAYO 2 EU FIRST PRINT EDITION!
http://youtu.be/fauZ4wm9z-0
>>261655665
>Implying they revealed all the costumes
>Implying there won't be DLC
>>261655686
I'm jealous
>GAME INTRODUCED AND DISCUSSED
>NEW COMBAT MECHANIC
>IMPROVED COMBAT
>PRETTY AS FUCK
>STORY LOOKS INSANE
>LEG WHIPS AND OTHER EXTRA WEAPONS FOR EACH LIMB
>EXTREME CLIMAX DANCE COMBAT
>ONLINE CO-OP
>PLAYABLE RODIN
>ENZO IS BACK
>DIRECT QT
>SMASHFAGS GETTIN' BTFO
BASED DIRECT, BASED GAME, INCOMING GOTY.
>>261655686
Fucking NoA
>>261655679
online multiplayer
>>261655763
fwoosh*
>Actually expecting Bayonetta in Smash
Thousands of fucking idiots who actually watched the trailer just to see a Smash reveal.
It's a Bayonetta stream, not Smash
>>261655463
>Resell
Gamestop pls go
>Let friends borrow it
Seriously implying that a large amount of people own Wii Us.
Seriously implying that I have any friends.
>Keep playing it even if your system breaks/is stolen
How are you going to play it if you don't have a system to play it on?
DEMO UP ON THE ESHOP
>DEMO UP ON THE ESHOP
DEMO UP ON THE ESHOP
>DEMO UP ON THE ESHOP
DEMO UP ON THE ESHOP
>DEMO UP ON THE ESHOP
DEMO UP ON THE ESHOP
>>261655686
FUCK THE YUROS!!!!
>>261655657
>>261655658
>epic meme neckbeard mind
>>261655685
That's disappointing. Oh well.
>>261655686
Fucking.
Pre-ordered.
So.
much.
>>261655686
Oh my god
>>261645595
Serious question. Why is SEGA's name still on it?
>>261655686
Beyond erect right now. Tell me this shit makes it across to NA.
>>261655686
Euro master race win again
>>261655686
DOES AMERICA GET ANYTHING? A PRE ORDER BONUS AT LEAST!?
man fuck you europoors complaining about region lock, you get all this swag
>>261655686
Wait a second, does that say "leather"?
What's this about a Limited Print? Is this a Euro thing?
>>261655686
holy shit I'm getting that
>>261655740
make me nerd
>>261655686
I'M FUCKING LIVID
>15,300 Special Edition copies
EUROOOOOOPE
>>261655686
WHY DOES EUROPE GET THE COOL NINTENDO SHIT!
>>261651503
I saw only two or three threads throughout the whole day mentioning Sims 4 when that came out
So what is the special edition? Just the physical release with both games? Or is there an actual LE with fancy art?
>>261655802
But how do I pre-order that right now as a filthy Americam scum?
I just want both games mang.
>>261655686
>>261655841
>>261655809
those ears are gonna get banged up and bent to shit if you ever move anywhere though
why not just an artsy steelbook
>>261655939
Cause its still Sega's IP
Nintendo just paid for the sequel.
>>261655802
MUH DICK
>>261655686
PREORDER WHERE?
>>261655897
I wish.;-;
>>261655897
No it isn't, you liar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fauZ4wm9z-0
MY FUCKING DICK
>>261655686
WHERE CAN I PRE-ORDER THAT SHIT?
>>261655686
i'm upset
>>261655686
what the fuck. I was watching the euro stream too and I just thought NOA would get the same shit. fuck, what did NOA get then?
>Smash faggots projecting their frustrations on yet another Bayonetta thread
Wow, you mean there's not gonna be 2 Sega cameos?
SHOCKER.
Fuck off, you raging mongoloids.
The first game had a LE with Scarborough Fair
I wanted them to make a new one so I wouldn't have to pay half a grand for a toy gun
Did Madama Styx look like a Digimon to anyone else?
>>261655552
You need to suck about 5 dicks.
>>261655552
Build your own one with home products.
>>261655686
Fuck NoA
Fuck NoE
Fuck NoJ
Fuck whoever is responsible for Murrika not getting this
>>261656148
Fucking nothing.
LOL BTFO Smashfags there was no Smash shit
Go die in a fire
>>261655686
>Bayo 1 18+
>Bayo 2 16+
>>261655032
If you've watched the W101 direct platinum intentionally edit the order of clips and dialogue in their trailers to be misleading.
Basically if you think you've figured out or been spoiled something by the trailer, you're probably wrong.
>they said the word sexy in a Nintendo direct
>>261655686
>LEATHER
>LEATHER
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>261655686
How do I make sure my order is for this if I already preordered Bayo 2 on Amazon?
>>261655686
WHERE DO I BUY THIS
>>261655686
>that feel when amerifat
Whatever. It doesnt even look that cool anyways!
>>261656057
You could just pack your stuff decently.
>half an hour of just gameplay and explaining the nuances
God I love Nintendo and Platinum.
>>261656048
Don't worry, you'll still get both games in America. Just no fancy book.
>>261656239
And?
WHERE'S THE FIRST PRINT EDITION I NEED TO ORDER THIS!
>>261656232
here's that reply you really really wanted
>>261655686
Why does Nintendo of America suck dicks?
>>261655686
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK NOA FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>261655802
>Bayonetta 1 game disc
WHAT THE FUCK. IM SO FUCKING SICK OF LIVING IN BURGERLAND
>>261656337
Oh well that's just fucking dandy to me. Book looks fucking nice as hell but Game is all I want.
Guess I'm off to Amazon.
>region locking
Goddamn you Nintendo I don't want to wait another month.
>>261655686
>Tfw Eurofag
>Tfw already have the game pre-ordered
Welp, time to swap up to the special edition.
TRAILER UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0phuu6KkTMM
>inb4 reviews come in
>The game sucks 4/10
>>261655686
How much does this run you?
Either way, fuck NoA.
>>261656116
>Europe only
Why does NoA hate us?
>>261656268
It'll most likely be its own listing.
>>261656337
But I want the fancy book
The EU Limited Edition is exclusive to GAME and available tomorrow morning according to the game twitter.
They like to do shit like this : https://twitter.com/GAMEdigital/status/507656077912313856
>people actually thinking the trailer was full of spoilers
y'all getting rused
Japanese commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNNkSTM_AHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UAckeTP6Xg
>>261656116
I'm going to buy three and sell two to americlaps.
>>261656412
I hope you attached your tears to them Smashfag
>>261655686
>Leather
Goddamn, it feels good to be Yuropoor.
Smash fags getting blown the fuck out
Amerifats getting blown the fuck out
It's like Christmas /v/
>>261656239
so no Joys confirmed?
i was on the fence about this game before but now i'm sold
>>261656497
>sexist, racist garbage
>deserving anything more than a 1/10
Fuck off MRA scum
>>261656497
>trusting SJW shills for reviews
>>261655686
FUCKING YES
>>261656514
Maybe you should have bought a fuckin WiiU when it came out.
>>261655894
>options are bad
>>261656514
BECAUSE REGGIE IS A FUCKING FAGGOT
HE'S THE ONES IN CHARGE OF BRINGING THIS SHIT HERE
>>261655686
all these retards lining up to throw their money at this grabage. game will be good though
>>261656579
>exclusive to GAME
fuck..
>>261656579
>tfw all of the Game shops shut down in Ireland
>>261656670
Stop pretendling like you weren't from the beginning you semen twat
>>261656693
I did.
Is the trailer up yet? I was so hype I couldn't tell if Rosa and Bayonetta had the same voice. Did they? In the movie Rosa sounded like a qt
>>261655495
No, just a partner.
And after W101 bombed, and if this doesn't sell well, I doubt they will come back
>>261656735
>being a jew is good
>>261655665
Nintendo is one of the last companies to know it's good to hide secrets and unlockables in games.
>>261656482
>its literally called the time has come trailer
too appropiate
>>261656579
>have to go to work in the morning
FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCK MY LIFE I AM MAD RIGHT NOW
>>261656579
gonna order it tomorrow then
just hope they don't sell out cause it looks based as hell
and GAME are never more expensive than Amazon so I don't care if it's exclusive to them
>>261656635
How the fuck are Americans being BTFO? Yuropoors, I swear.
>>261656673
>>261656687
That's what's gonna happen~
>>261656735
>having the option to play as a nigger
Yes, thats bad.
>>261655686
>yurojews will still complain about region locking.
Fuck this noise, we're the ones getting fucked over here the most.
>>261655686
DUTCH PREORDER WHERE I FUCKING NEED IT
>NoE fires half their staff
>They still perform better than America
>>261656579
>https://twitter.com/GAMEdigital/status/507656077912313856
Where do they say it's exclusive to them?
>>261656859
>not having a PC and internet at work
What are you, working class?
>>261656579
As much as I don't like GAME fuck it I'm getting it now
>tfw they sent me Bayo 1 two days early when it came out
>>261656579
>Fucking GAME exclusive
>>261655686
>want this
>don't have a Wii U yet
>don't have the disposable income to purchase a Wii U just yet
What to do? Do I just pre-order it anyway?
>>261656919
Nergens
>>261656497
I thought you guys saved video journalism last week, what the fuck is the point of your stupid general?
>tfw hoping the game sells like shit so I can get my hands on the first print edition.
>>261656872
>Yuropoors
>Yuropoors getting all the nice special edition stuff recently
Ha.
>>261655686
Time to contact my Yuro friends..again