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Nintendo Direct - Bayonetta 2

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http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/09-04-2014/
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>shank
>fong
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bayo 4 smash
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nice sticky
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>shink shink
>FWOOOOOOSH
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>31 minutes

How much can they possibly show?
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>>261645595
What the shit we got a sticky now?
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7th for alan's boypussy
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Who /Bane/ here?
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10th for
>he stickies for free
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in before shitstorm
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>>261648437
Knowing platinum, half the game.
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>enter your date of birth
>first box only goes up to 12
but there's much more days than that in a month
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sticky
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THE HYPE
TRAIN
HAS
NO
BREAKS
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Cannot wait for Bayonetta to come out.
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[SHINK INTENSIFIES]
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posting in sticky
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reminder that the most critical 60 seconds will be minute 30-31
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POSTED IN A STICKY WITHIN FIRST 50 POSTS.
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>>261648472
Me.
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>>261648472
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
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>Ninty direct
>no official stream link

should I set one up?
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NINTENDO FOREVER.
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>post yfw da wii u wins da super bowl
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MUH DICK IS REGGIE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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>Ed Morrissey show ends just in time for the Bayo stream
>Sticky

Awww shit niggas, you ready for this demo to go live??
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>another Nintendo Sticky
Sure is Nintendogaf here.
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Its a very low chance of Smash reveal

but then again Shulk was exclusive to Nintendo direct Japan

ANYBODY KNOW IF SAKURAI RETWEETED THE EVENT!?

Either way, cant wait for more Bayo goodness
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HOLY SHIT A STICKY.
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SHE
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>>261648573
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>>261648512
Dohohohoho
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>>261648429
>mfw
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>mfw smashfag tears will be utterly delectable
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I hope we get to see Iwata.
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I never thought I'd see the day Bayonetta would get a sticky
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Will there be regional differences in streams? Paranoid about missing out information for Europe.
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eshop demo when?
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I fucking hate nintendo and your little shit games fuck off everyone who is responsing in this thread.
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POST YFW
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>>261648623
There IS an official stream link on Twitch, silly goose.
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www dot twitch dot tv / madamemochete
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1 bayonetta should have access to a time maschine
2 when shes not around everyone should ask
Hey wheres the direct?
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>0 days till direct

What are your predictions /v/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAOzIv4I1A
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>Having to sign in to watch on youtube

Ya fuckin yourself up Nintendo
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LET'S GO

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_moHXjH7pc
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>>261648686
either that or have a shit ton of bayonetta thrads, bitch tits
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>>261648686

Sony and Microsoft gets Sticky's too you know

Its not our Fault Nintendo has a shit load of live events
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>Bayonetta in Smash

There's delusion and then there's this
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>31 minutes

Holy shit
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THE SHINKENING IS UPON US
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twitch dot tv slash nintendo


also works
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Who else is going to be shitposting with their computer and watching the stream with their Wii U?
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>>261648807
Stop. I can be only this erect for the direct.
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My pants are off
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>>261645595
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
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I'm just here for the sticky.
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>>261648807
>that picture

My dick has transcended diamonds.
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Reminder that there is no chance of Bayonetta in Smash, the ESRB footage would have to feature her due to how she could affect the game's rating.
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>>261648852
Watch it on twitch
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>I hope this will be mfw this is all over
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>>261648686
Yeah man, not like Sony didn't get a stick for their conference a few days ago.
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>>261648807
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toastan in a sticky
I don't have a WiiU and never even played Bayo 1 but Direct threads are super fun
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>>261648807
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sticky time
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>>261648686
The last sticky was for fucking Sony's TGS conference.
Nintendo just does livestream announcements more often.
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>>261648825
nigga I want HAPPENING and shitposting in realtime. Twitch chat sucks and this thread will just hog a ton of memory as it grows
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>>261648918
I will =X
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>>261648686
Would you rather have 10 threads on the front page or something? Wasn't there a sticky for the Sony conference some weeks ago?
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CAN'T WAIT!!! XD
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>>261648839
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>261648807
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>>261648785
Suck my dick faggot
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its starting
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>>261648913
>he cant link twitch
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
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>implying there will be any smash information
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>>261645595
toastan stickan ebin threaden
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>No Smash reveal
>Everyone will flock to twitter yell at Kamiya

Please don't, it was never going to happen anyway.
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You know, Bayonetta draws a thin line between looking sexual, and looking like a stroke victim.
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less than a mins get HYPED
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>>261645595
>sticky
mfw
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1 minute
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>>261649039
>XD
>>>/reddit/
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>mfw PC fags will never, EVER, get Bayonetta
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>>261648686
>forgetting about TGS sticky
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TWITCH OR YOUTUBE.

ON WII U HERE.
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Bayonetta will not be in Smash. She's too sexy.
She can't even perform most of her attacks without getting naked, and there's no way Nintendo will allow an M rating for Smash.
Sorry. I think it'd be awesome too, but it's just not gonna happen.
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HERE WE GO
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MODS CONFIRMED FOR NINTENDO DICKSUCKERS
FUCKING SAGE
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>yfw Bayonetta ____3____
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I'm not the only one who puts like 1920 for age verification shit am I?
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postan in the pre-stream sticky
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>>261648686
There,there
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OH MY GOD THE HYPE IS REAL
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>>261648807
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>tfw no gf
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How's everyone doing tonight
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ITS HAPPENING
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HERE WE GO
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AAHHH! IT'S BEGINNING
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WHO /a/ HERE?//
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HABBIDING
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Bayonetta's classic design is REQUIRED as an unlockable. Short hair is shit
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How do you watch Directs on Wii U? Is it just the Youtube app?
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IT BEGINS
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Bumping this thread :^)
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>>261649112
Blocked. RT @Anonymous
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I hope we all have a good 30 minutes
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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It's live
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>>261649286
>>261649286

>wondertoys store

W101 REFERENCE
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AWW SHIT HERE WE GO

>Wonder Toys
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>>261648860
>tfw trying to get all Plats on Normal
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>>261648686
>being so new you don't understand the concept of a containment sticky
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>more shit we've already seen

FUCK U NINTNEDO
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AHHHH
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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The Direct will reveal either a demo or confirmation for Kerfuffle, or both.
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Enjoy everyone :)
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TOMORROW IS MINE
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>>261649201
its not gonna happen because as of right now SHES NEVER HAD A GAME ON A NINTENDO CONSOLE
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TIME TO FAP
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>>261649369
me too :3
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>>261649231
Companies don't really care what you put. It's only there so they clear their asses. It's not on them if YOU lie about your age.
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KURODA-CHAAAAAN
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>>261649179
He is refering to pokemon XD
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>>261649348
Twitch works
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>PC+Nintendofriend
>One of the only games I really feel like I missed out on last gen was Bayonetta
>Mfw it's coming to Wii U
>Mfw we get the sequel too
>Mfw this whole thing
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Max hype, holy shit.
QT producer confirmed
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>>261649452
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where's kamiya
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>that cut away
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She look like clown what the fuck did nintendo thought.
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>token woman
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>2014
>Not owning two Wii U consoles
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>sticky


Oh boy time for shitposting
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SCHWING
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DIRECTRY
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this is gonna be a good fap
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AKIKO IS HERE MY DICK IS MOVING BY ITSELF
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CLIMAX ACTION
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>NON-STOP CLIMAX ACTION

They know.
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>NON STOP CLIMAX ACTION
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I WANT THAT ALT OUTFIT. PLEASE PLATINUM
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>>261649341
Here
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NONSTOP CLIMAX
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DAT DIRECT
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>AKIRA KURODA
MY DICK
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>>261649431
EAT SHIT
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is this that twitter girl who ntr with sonic?
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>That cute girl helped create Bayonetta 2

Is this love? Is this what love feels like?
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Feminists BTFO
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NON STOP CLIMAX
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>non-stop climax game
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HYPE LEVELS 9001%

NON STOP CLIMAX
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>jaggies
>fuck ugly textures
>shit depth of field and lightning

Holy shit, they say the wii u isn't last gen
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IT'S THAT QT FROM E3!

>non-stop climax
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>>261649452

Definitely won't be Kerfuffle. She uses guns. Does nobody remember Sakurai's stance on realworld types of guns in Smash? It's why Snake only used explosives.
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>Non-stop climax action.

Boy you said it.
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>that SHING
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>>261648839
>>261648839
>>261648839
CONTENT WARNING ON A NINTENDO STREAM
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heh sex jokes
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NON-STOP CLIMAX!
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BILL TRINEN'S FUCKING VOICE ;_____________;
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WHERE THE FUCK IS IWATA

NONSTOP CLIMAX ACTION GAME
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Who /mu/ here?
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The qt lady again.
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fuck this game and fuck the nintendrones and the fucktarded mods

fucking nintendogaf
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It's like 90's advertisign
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>non-stop climax
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>climax action
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>Start off with the undressing scene

HAHA
YES
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MIND MELD CONFIRMED
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AKIKO KURODA MISOGYNY ENABLER
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>NON STOP CLIMAX ACTION
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NON-STOP CLIMAX ACTION
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>Non-stop Climax Action
GOTY confirmed
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This is Sakurai's english voice.
Mmm that felt great.
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>>261649642
Fix your eyes or fix your computer
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>CHOKUSETSU
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>>261649653
>Definitely won't be Kerfuffle. She uses guns. Does nobody remember Sakurai's stance on realworld types of guns in Smash?
Magic guns, they're not real.
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>climax action
>tension releasing

muh dick
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>non-stop climax action

I guess that doesn't translate well or will I be orgasming every second
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MELD
WITH
YOUR
MINDDDD
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>no based kamiya
>what the fuck
>qt Akiko
I can take it
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>>261649685
kill yourself kshit
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>stick around to the end
SMASH HYPE INCOMING
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>stick around till the end

*SHINK*
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PIECE OF SHIT KEEPS FUCKING FREEZING
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CONTROLS THAT MELD WITH YOUR MIND
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>>261649680
He steals another waifu from you
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CLIMAX ACTION
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STICK
AROUND
WITH
US
UNTIL
THE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND
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>Non-stop climax
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>>261649341
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>>261649748
Fix your mother cuz I teared her up last night, kid
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>That elephant yell
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>>261645595
This game would have been perfect with wiimote functionality. What a missed opportunity.
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Only 5,000 views

Wow i didnt realize Bayonetta was this niche. This game is going to bomb.
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Did I just see Bayos tits?
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>>261649771
Blocked.
>>
>You might be a retard who can't grasp simple concepts, so we'll break it down for you.
>SEXY BODY
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>all this mysoginy

ugh, video games truly need femenism
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bullet farts
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>>261649791

Not happening
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REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
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SEXY BODY
>>
HER SEXY BODY
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>>261649792
>2014
>not using livestreamer

Shits smooth as butter
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>sexy body

just wait until anita hears about this one!
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SEXY BODY CONFIRMED
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DEMO PLS
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where's the youtube link?
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Reveal her sexy body ;)
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>SEXY BODY
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RODIN CONFIRMED
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This is a WiiU game.
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>people saying sexy in twitch chat are getting timed out
kek
>>
Nintendo knows what we want
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>>261649918
>>261649920
>>261649925
>>261649932
>Nintendo stream

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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Happy to see a lot of colour in the game
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>>261645595
>her sexy body
That fucking narrator
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ugh gamers are disgusting
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>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY

THANK YOU BASED #GAMERSGATE
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>REVEAL HER SEXY BODY

Anita is gonna have an aneurysm.
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i want bayo to kill my dick without mercy
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Do these get posted later? I'm late because of the other happenings.
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SEXY BODY CONFIRMED
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>>261649876
POST LINK
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>BASED ENZO IS BACK
ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
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>>261649751

They look real and fire what looks like bullets.
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SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY
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BITCHIN' PIMPS CONFIRMED
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has Luka gone fag?
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>story
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They actually used the word sexy in a Nintendo stream. Times sure are changing.
>>
EPIC BATTLES
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>YFW PLAYABLE ROSALINA
>>
I had to drop stream quality down to medium, but it's not freezing anymore
>>
So this... is the power... of the wii u... damn...
>>
>>261650072
>gone
What.
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memeing out in a sticky
>>
>some CEO almost gets his dick run over

IT'S A ME, MARIO
>>
>>261649876

>Platinum Games not selling shit

No shit
>>
Boring so far
>>
Hora hora, I'll give you non-stop climax action with only my hair, Luka-boy.
>>
>>261650082
chruazy need a reason
>>
EBIN BATTLES :^)
>>
I didn't get it in the first game, why were both angels and demons evil?

>mfw this plot is the plot we all want for DMC sequels after 2
>>
I'm not getting anything.
>>
>TREEHOUSE WAIFUS
>>
TREEHOOOUUUUSSEEEE
>>
>>261649946
HERE I MISSED SOME SHIT GETTING IT FOR YOU I ALMOST MISSED MY TREEHOUSE WAIFU
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/09-04-2014/
>>
>>261650121
>Jeanne costumes
>Rosalina one of them
>>
TREEHOUSE UP IN HERE
>>
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT WESTARDED GAME ""JOURNOS"" COULD CHANGE SHIT
REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>>
ali rapp is a qt
>>
POST YFW SEXY BODY CONFIRMED FOR KERFUFFLE
>>
We black man in a suit now
>>
>based Demetrius
>>
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>>261650082
>not liking the 2deep4you heaven/hell lore
>>
RAD LADY

RAD LADY

RAD LADy
>>
RAD LADY CONFIRMED
>>
Oh god, dem treehouse memories
>>
>WOMEN LIKE BAYONETTA
>>
SJW GETTING BTFO
>>
>rad lady
it's a nintendo stream alright
>>
>The Bayonetta games
>games

Who are these "literally who?"s that are talking about a game they know literally nothing about?
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>>261649932
That's what I fucking love about Japanese devs. They literally do not give a shit.

>During E3, the Bayonetta devs said that Nintendo told them to make one of her outfits even MORE revealing
>Sakurai gives Samus an even more revealing outfit after SJWs get pissed about her heels in Smash 4
>>
GREATER THREATS CONFIRMED
>>
>unexpected twists
GOTY confirmed.
>>
Get these treehouse faggots outta here
>>
>>261650202
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
>>
Bayo and Jeanne are totally lesbians
>>
>>261650197
Don't try to think about the plot. I still don't know if Cereza was little Bayonetta or whatever
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>treehouse doesn't care

Well, at least they can keep their noses out of things they're naturally not good at
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>RAD LADY
>>
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WHY IS BAYO SO HOT
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>
fat bitch just spoiled the game, the kid betrays bayonetta
>>
YOU HOT FOR DAYS BAYONETTA
>>
yes, treehouse people we just heard all of this.
>>
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>That White dress for Bayo
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>>261650258
>>
UI DON'T CARE ABOUT FUCKING TREEHOUSE RETARDS

>DURR NO ONE KNOWS WHA'TS GOING ON AWESOME LADY
>>
THAT KID HAD THE MILLENNIUM PUZZLE
>>
>>261650287
>nintendo games
>allowed to say hell
>or even heck
>>
>>261650316
they are nintendo localizers and have played bayo 2 before you
>>
>>261650316
>>
NO EASY MODO
>>
>>261649218
lmao those are the worst anime boobs i've ever seen
they're like up in their shoulders
>>
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>Treehouse
>>
>SEXY BODY
>IGNORING JOURNALISTS WITH DIRECTS
>SEXY BODY
>GAMEPLAY FOCUS

WHY IS NINTENDO SO BASED?
>>
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
YOU GET TO KICK A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT CONFIRMED
>>
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HOW MANY FUCKING PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS DOES THIS WOMAN NEED?
>>
>WHOLE LOTTA BUTT.
>>
this game is fucking shit

good bye
>>
DEMETRIUS BOGGS CONFIRMED
(sounds like a Xenoblade unique monster)
>>
Is the US stream dubbed or something?
>>
Why are japs so sexist? Disgusting.
>>
>Miss Piggy works for Treehouse
>>
ALI RAPP HER LIPS AROUND MY DICK
>>
>Bayonetta game
>lel lets interview youtube celebs

MOVE THE FUCK ON
>>
RAD LADY
>>
>>261650424
Someone hasn't played Kid Icarus Uprising
>>
Alternate link? I put in my age as 1972 or some shit, and it just randomly changed to 2002 right as I pushed the confirm button. Now it won't let me see it.
>>
>Girls on screen
>talking about female protagonist, not hard to get into for new players

>Dudes on screen
>This game feels good to play and kick enemy ass, also it's gonna be a challenge for those that want it
>>
>>261650376
Wow what a twist that was totally out of nowhere. What a spoiler. Would've never seen that coming.

Next you'll tell me he's a boss fight.
>>
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>retards in chat talking about smash
>>
>>261650392
I think they don't even know what's going on
>>
FACE SWORDS
>>
>>261650424
>what is Kid Icarus
>what is Fire Emblem

>implying this is a Nintendo game anyway
>>
>SEXY BODY
>IGNORING JOURNALISTS WITH DIRECTS
>NO EASY MODE

GET REKT LMAO LMAO LMAO
>>
THAT TATSUMAKI
>>
>>261650493
>ecelebs
They work for the Nintendo Treehouse you fucking moron.
>>
>>261650424
ONE HELL OF A GUY
>>
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>Schwing
>Shwing
>Smash fire into Dark Throne room
>Camera is behind Throne Spins Around
>Ganon On the Throne
>GANONDORF Reigns Supreme
>Sound of A door Breaking down
>show Ganon smirking expecting this intrusion
>But he rises suddenly in shock as we pan towards the door
>Bayo in Link's Costume
>BAYONETTA Kicks into high gear!
>"Expecting someone else Darling?"
>Shows gameplay

>yfw
>>
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I really like this enemy design.
>>
>>261650579
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
>>
INORGANIC MATTER CONFIRMED FOR BAYONETTA 2
>>
>That diamond

WE EVA NOW
>>
>>261650589
She's coming to Smash. Today is the reveal.
>>
DEMONS CONFIRMED

WE DOOMGUY INTO HELL NOW

>angles looking organic
>>
Man, those demon designs
>>
Jesus christ, is there better character design than the Bayonetta series?

This is amazing
>>
>>261650448
They're so cool ;_;
>>
>Lawfags and Chaosfags both hate Bayo

Neutral confirmed best alignment.
>>
>>261650579
USE INTERNET EXPLORER QUICK OR CLEAR YOUR CACHE. WE HAVE NO TIME!!!!
>>
>>261650697
>now
>>
X PUNCH
B KICK


CONFIRMED
>>
>>261650662
That would honestly probably be the perfect trailer if she actually got in.
>>
>SUPERIOR
>LIMB BASED
>COMBAT
>>
>>261650678
Yeah those designs are eye candy
>>
>MECH DEMONS
final battle better be a huge mecha VS mecha fight
>>
>>261650579
ARE YOU LITERALLY ME?
>>
>Talking about new character design and their though process into it
>Talking about actual vidya design
BASED
>>
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PUNCH AND KICK CONFIRMED
>>
>>261650486
leave
>>
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>You will never work at the Nintendo Treehouse
>>
>combos start to remove her clothing
I wasn't even hyped for this game, but I need to buy it now.
>>
Oh, so it's Dynasty Warriors style game
>>
WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS
>>
Wow this game is sexist
>>
Casual mode confirmed
>>
CAUSAL MODE CONFIRMED
>>
>casual mode

IGN can enjoy it now!
>>
Those swords look hype as fuck
>>
>>261650874
No, not even remotely.
>>
>CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
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>CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
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>CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
>CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
CASUAL-FRIENDLY MODE CONFIRMED
>>
CASUALIZATION CONFIRMED

ITS OGRE
>>
>Casually

yeah nah
>>
CASUAL MODE IS FOR FAGGOTS
>>
FILTHY CASUALS CONFIRMED
>>
>button mash mode
>CASUAL MODE
>>
WITCH TIME
>>
>>261650779
thats configurable
>>
CASUAL MODE CONFIRMED

And it actually looks fun holy shit. I kind of want to attempt to play an action game with the touch screen.
>>
>XXXXXXXXX

Will we be sucked?
>>
>>261650874

Its Devil May Dress in Drag
>>
>DAT MODE THAT PLAYS ITSELF

what the fuck
>>
>you may unexpectedly find out surprisingly powerful combos while experimenting
>experimenting
You mean, "button mashing"?
>>
>>261650856
It happened in Bayo 1, too.
>>
>want to get hyped for this game with /v/
>thread is entirely shitposting

Fuck this.
>>
>>261650856
Bayonetta in Senran Kagura when???
>>
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
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CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>CASUAL MODE
>>
>>261650902
It was confirmed back in E3....
>>
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>>261650853
>>
>its only been 8 minutes
hot DAMN
>>
Smashfags are so fucking annoying
>>
Wait, which time is it?
>>
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GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
GAME PLAYS ITSELF
RYSE 2.0 CONFIRMED
>>
>witch time back

thank god
>>
VIEWTIFUL JOE
>>
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>AUTOMATIC MODE
>CASUALLY

WII U CONFIRMED FOR CASUALS
>>
>CASUAL MODE
CASUAL MODE
>>
Bayon 1 had an auto mode too.
>>
WIDE OPENINGS
>>
TOMORROW IS FUCKING MINE YOU SHITS
>>
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>CAN ENJOY THE GAME CASUALLY

FUCKING CASUALS
>>
I think I just had an umbron climax
>>
cool
>>
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>X X X X X

Now I understand why Sonyggers are jealous of this game. It has a God of War mode!
>>
CASUAL MODE
JUST SO THEY DON'T GET A SHIT METACRITIC SCORE
LMAO
>>
I'm going to laugh hard when it's shown that there's no Bayonetta in Smash so you Smashfags get BTFO
>>
I guess it's up, then? I can't watch the stream no matter what browser I use, I just get either a black screen or the twitch logo.
>>
>>261650902
Beat you to it, faggot

>>261650896
>>
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CASUALS
>>
>>261648807
Sorry, but we already got superior Samus costume.
>>
HORSE ANUS

OH YES
>>
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>>261650874
>>
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SHOW MORE OF THE BAYONETTA MECH YOU SHOWED AT E3, FUCK
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Bayonetta 1 had automatic mode also you retards.
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I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS
>>
Don't know about you guys, but between us, I am climaxing right now.
>>
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>>261650993

Not like anything significant has happened.
>>
>No one remembering Bayo1 has casual mode too
>>
>>261650923
There was one in the original, and this was confirmed from the PAX demo last year.
>>
PLEASE TRY TO PUNISH A GREAT VARIETY OF THEM
>>
GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
>GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
>GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
>GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS
GOING BACK TO CORE GAMERS

NICE CASUAL MODE
>>
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>that ass-whipping
>>
>NEW SHIT
HERE WE GO
>>
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA SHOW US THE MECHA'S FROM E3
>>
PUNISH EVERYONE
>>
>Megaton
>>
Bayonetta has a stand.
>>
>please try to punish a wide variety of them!
>>
holy fucking shit this game looks amazing
>>
this direct is giving me an umbran climax
>>
>>261651135
SEXY BODY
RAD LADY
DIRECT QUOTES
>>
REAL
TIME
WEAPON
SWITCHING
>>
>those torture animations
>>
>Please try to experiment with combos.
>Please try to punish a variety of them.

It's so Japanese.
>>
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>Nintendo mentioning sadism

This stream is fucking beautiful and we're not even half way through
>>
>Devil Trigger confirmed
>Makes the enemies batshit too

Baller
>>
>Let's Play
>>
>CASUAL MODE
US CORE GAMERS, HUH
>>
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Oh god this makes me want to dust off my 360 for Bayonetta but I don't want to burn out before I buy a Wii U and Bayonetta 2
>>
>>261651121
So did DMC

In fact: WHY IS ANYONE SAYING BAYO IS EASY MODE FOR AUTOMATIC MODE WHEN AUTOMATIC HAS BEEN A THING SINCE DMC3
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>shitty twitch
>tfw don't have a shitty youtube account because i hate the youtube community
link else where ;_;
>>
>Let's Play
>>
Why does it sound like the American version of the direct isn't as good as the others again.
>>
POWER LEVELS CONFIRMED
>>
>>261651151
>implying Nintenyearolds have played the first game

They don't deserve this game.
>>
>Climax is better for dealing with multiple people

Bayonetta you slut
>>
ANOTHER JET HAMMER
>>
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>Sadism
No thanks.
>>
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HEELKICK

SMASHING
>>
>these smashfags in the twitch chat
christ what is wrong with you faggots just fuck off no one likes you lmao
>>
this is giving me non stop infinite climaxing
>>
>People whinning about Casual Mode

>Ignoring that fucking journalists took a giant shit on W101 because it was too hard
>>
QUAD WIELDING CONFRIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
HAMMERS CONFIRMED
>>
>>261651165
>Same mode found in Bayo 1
>Confirmed back in E3
Nice job not even trying to be smart.
>>
>that giant hammer
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>post yfw when the Samus costume for Bayo 1 turns Madama Butterfly into Ridley
>>
THIS CUSTOMIZATIOn

OH BABY
>>
god all these different weapons look awesome and fun to use
>>
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>You will never be Bayonetta's sex slave
>>
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS
>WIDE OPENINGS
WIDE OPENINGS>WIDE OPENINGS
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>WIDE OPENINGS
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>you can do the job with your foot
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>please try and punish a great many of them
no fucking mercy
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>all these faggots forgetting about Bayo 1's ONE-HANDED MODE
>SPECIFICALLY FOR PLAYING WITH JUST ONE HAND, WINK WINK
KAMIYA ALWAYS WANTED THE GAME TO HAVE A BABBY MODE FOR MOMS AND GIRLFRIENDS, NONSTOP INFINITE CLIMAX IS THE TRUE DIFFICULTY
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THAT HAMMER LOOKED SICK
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>the word "ridley" is getting banned
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>all this pandering to casuals
>don't worry it won't even be hard

Who do they think their audiance is for this shit?
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>sticky for a game we've known about for years
>Error: You cannot report a sticky.

fuck off mods. have fun doing it for free.
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>>261651165
see
>>261651121
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That hammer is straight out of W101
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>STYLE CHANGES CONFIRMED
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>ALL THEM CUSTOM WEAPONS
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