What did /v/ think of Five Nights at Freddy's?
Interesting premise, decent suspense, poor polish.
A game with a cool mechanic ruined by BOO JUMPSCARES!
Boring game play
Not scary in the least
Bad game
>>261622294
this
It's a great game for what you pay for.
WE HATE IT
>>261622731
I can buy games that are 5,000 times better than it for its price on the Wii or PS3's shop.
>>261621913
feels like a newground flash game but riddled with jump scares -- only popular on this board because this board is riddled with furries
>>261621913
It was shit.
>>261622961
Name 5,000
I had a nightmare of them a couple of nights ago. There was a new character that kinda looked like a yeti, except with a very round body
Boring gameplay that doesn't really make a lot of sense. (keeping the doors shut uses more power than keeping them open?)
Too much shit done for convenience sake. (can't move or do anything, lights don't do shit, random teleportation)
And there's zero strategy involved.
An interesting premise that would have worked better as like, a creepypasta or something since the idea is cool enough. I liked the consequence of losing. It's not just like "oh they kill you," it's "they think you're one of them out of costume so they'll cram you into an extra suit so hard that all that's left is your eyes and teeth."
Chuck e Cheese's shit's always kinda terrifying but the ridiculous jump scares and no gameplay kinda ruins it.
Also, this faggot ruins anything that could be salvaged from it.
Alright game. Good atmosphere, nice use of resource management to create suspense, short and sweet. The inclusion of jump scares drags up the inevitable controversy of "any jump scares = bad horror. Always and forever." I disagree, but that's just my opinion man. You could do a lot worse for $5.
Also the huge hype it got for being August's FotM gaem generated the predictable backlash anti-hype.
>>261623312
This made me bust out laughing for some reason.
Five Souls at Dozer's
>>261623551
>zero strategy involved
The people who tried doing the 20/20/20/20 beg to differ
>>261623551
How does some faggot on Youtube somehow make this shit game unsalvageable?
Please explain your fucking retarded logic.
>>261623551
Aren't the doors magnetically powered to keep the nignoggers from prying it open?
If they make a sequel where you can actually fucking move and run from the enemies I would play the hell out of it.
Thank fucking christ they're remaking Pathologic. Getting real sick of horror games filled with cheap jumpscares.
>>261622294
this
>>261624286
That and for fire safety. Safety first!
if the characters are triggered by certain events, what stops you just staring at the desk every night?
>>261624286
Yes, hence why they take the same power as a lightbulb.
Why aren't you questioning why a pizzeria for children's parties has industrial grade blast shudders?
>>261625397
Foxy or Freddy get you right quick.
>>261625397
The characters that are triggered by doing nothing.
>>261625691
Like SJWs.
>>261623551
So basically, you've never played it yourself and you watched some retarded faggot on Youtube play it.
Fuck you.
I like the porn
>>261625897
>that fucking picture of that faggot bear
EVERY TIME MAN
A poorly executed good idea only used as an excuse to post furry shit on /v/
>>261623551
i looked up some gameplay footage on youtube and his was the first video to pop up
jesus christ what a fucking spastic, i was trying to listen to the intro but this faggot wouldnt shut the fuck up and kept doing this retarded fake OMG IM SCARED!!!! act
hes like an american pewdiepie
>>261626158
You talking shit about Chica?
>>261623909
>markiplier has done 4/20
>you haven't
Bugs me to no fucking end. I don't even want to touch the sequel until I beat it.
>>261623909
4/20 is a joke. Just keep using the lights and checking on pirate cove every few seconds.
As soon as Freddy starts moving, just shut the right door before checking the cameras.
There, it's literally flowchart shit with RNG elements.
>>261626480
Did you put No Commentary in the search? That sometimes helps.
I play a real life version of FN@F at work
Except the energy I'm conserving is my phone battery, and instead of animatronics I'm keeping away it's boredom.
>>261622113
eh, I found that they felt fair because they weren't random
>>261626864Markiplier isn't that bad at video games. You just rarely see him playing something that he has to try to win.
>>261622294
>only watched letsplays of the game instead of playing it himself
>>261627021
nah, i just found another non-autisic video where it was just pure gameplay and no commentary by some faggot actor
>>261627029
BOREDOM KILLS
I was able to get to the second night before uninstalling the game and throwing my PC down a well.
Am I hardcore?
>>261625872
Why does it take power to keep a door shut?
>>261627426
LYING NIGGER
YOU DON'T HAVE A WELL
>>261627618
Magnetic doors.
>>261625872
Dear god there are still people who read VGcats?
>>261627713
But the doors slide up and down. Wouldn't gravity keep them shut?
Great idea, love the 90s FMV look, not enough depth. Spooky for maybe an hour tops and then you've seen it all.
>try to look for playthrough's.
>40 pages of "Let's play" cam whore faggots
>>261627829
Do you know how magnets work?
>>261627829
No.
>>261628015
Look up Cr1tikal
>>261628145
Look up SuperGreatFriend
>>261628326
I haven't watched in months. Silver Dollar still pumping out 10/10 masterpieces?
>>261628015
>Look up videos to see how to find Golden Freddy
>every video starts with "HEEEYYY GUYS IT'S SHITTY_CAM_WHORE_FAGGOTSON_420_69_MINECRAFT_XD HERE"
>They're all about 10 minutes long
>I can't get past 2 seconds
Fuck. I just wanted to make Mike Schmidt kill himself.
>>261628058
No.
Magnets. How DO they work?
>>261628615
Not sure!
>>261628145
Oh, more annoying commentary.
Thanks, anon.
>>261627829
failsafe in case of fires.
Security offices are, no surprise, secure.
>>261628015
How hard is it to add 'no commentary' to your search?
>>261629070
I don't it gets rid of the cams Anon, just a guess on his part.
>>261625872
I swear if Buckley makes a Freddy comic, I'm going to flip my shit.
>>261625872
I want to fuck that pink cat
>>261625872
>They'll stuff a skeleton in you instead
>Wanting to be in a small, dark, hot room for six hours
>at least bonnie can teleport. you can't check on her or the others anymore. Foxy can still run you down
>not playing the game
>>261629636
>>261630739
I hope this turns into a Aeris thread now.
I haven't played the game, but I like all the OC that's been made.
>>261630856
No big fat cat tats
Only mecha furries and their quest to make you one of them
>>261621913
/v/ loved it until it went viral and every faggot with a scarecam played it.
>>261631261
some youtuber played it, then it goes viral from there because pewdiepie and markiplier has a shit ton of subscribers
>>261631304
Pretty much...but those scarecam shits are irksome
http://picosong.com/cvYr/
I'd enjoy more antics between the guard and bots, honestly.
>>261624286
They're safety doors. They're designed to automatically open if the power goes out to prevent people from being trapped inside.
We liked it.
Then people we don't like started liking it.
So we stopped liking it.
>>261628015
HarshyCritical's is pretty decent. No over the top commentary.
why is somebody going to go back to a haunted Chuck E Cheese's four more times?
>>261633772
Because if you're taking a $4/hour job you're probably despreate for cash.
>>261633772
He's fucking Mexican, that's why.
Beats the drug cartels, and Mexican Chuck e cheese.
>>261633772
He needs the money.
>>261633772
Why do you?
>>261633721
that's probably somebody's fetish
The viral marketing got annoying, fast.
>>261634373
Of course it's somebody's fetish.
Everything is somebody's fetish
>>261621913
Spooky atmosphere with a pretty original premise. (Not ghosts or zombies for once)
Gameplay is unfortunately shallow and limited.
Jump scares are cheap and the difficulty is more random than skill-based.
Worth a single playthrough of the demo. I wouldn't recommend a full purchase.
>>261621913
Cool concept, poor and low-budget execution.
Also not helped by the fact that its basically a Let's Play game. A game designed around the concept of people on Youtube playing it and others watching rather than actual gamers.
>>261631268
Alright credit where credit is due I laughed at that comic.
>>261634594
>>261628015
>Not knowing about Dashie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIL3oEHwaJQ&list=PLnQp8N-IrjotrEqBglxNBYiY2qnxy3Sv_
>>261634119
>>261634228
You'd get more money at a minimum wage grocery store or fast food job.
>>261635567
True. Whatever reason it was it had to be a good one.
I can't find it, but someone post the PaRappa comic. You know the one.
Why does the phone ring if it's a prerecorded message?
>>261635202
Does Weaver still draw ponies?
>>261636275
He made a separate tumblr or whatever for them as far as I understand. But since he frequents chans and boards and forums where they're popular, I guess the answer is yes.
>>261636552Sweet. I used to love his ponies.
>That non-ad text
>>261636275
Probably.
>>261635749
>Backstage
Endoskeletons aren't allowed in the outside. The security room can be seen by kids.
I don't know anything about the game but I hate it because all the letsplayers jumped on it. Felt the same about goat simulator.
FOTM. It's fun for a cheap scare I guess, and the build-up is actually very well done. Too bad tumblr got its hands on it and it's quickly reaching sonic tier levels up fandom.
>>261621913
It's literally a movie.
>>261635749
The skeleton isn't moving or anything. Its possible that the rules only stipulate you have to wear the suit while "working" or "performing."
They probably disregard that one because it is backstage and powered off.
>>261637428
The phone guy does point out the fact that if you "play dead", you may survive, and it's proven that if you stay still once you lose power, Freddy gives you a few more seconds.
>>261632739
>http://picosong.com/cvYr/
who made this? It's pretty good, and the "wrong music" was a nice touch
>>261634171
fuc k you Carlos I. Queso is the best
>pc gaming master race
>>261637543
>$60 per door
>Wasting literally your entire week's paycheck
>>261637840
Someone in the general
http://picosong.com/ciVS/
>>261637106
I found that both Freddy's and Goat Simulator are pretty fun...for about half an hour. Freddy's gets a tad repetitive and you run out of stuff to see and do in Goat Simulator after not too long. They're both good games, just not in the long term.
>>261631261
holy shit thats awesoe
>>261635837
I finally found it.
>>261634373
Yep.
Mine.
>tfw
>>261631261should I watch or read JoJo
>>261638638
>>261638868
watch then read
>>261628015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFPPN6Sw8eU
>>261621913
Too many jump scares, not enough deep psychological horror (read: the ONLY kind of true scary) for cool smart people like me.
Also needs more RPG mechanics and open world gameplay.
>>261621913
Here's how the legacy of 5 Nights happened:
When /v/ discovered, almost everyone loved it. There was always a general thread filled with people making OC and inside jokes and figuring out the mechanics, all the while watching a few brave anons stream their attempts at the dreadful night 6.
Oh they were good times I say, so much laughter and cooperation... but we all knew they wouldn't last forever.
See, it was a combination of things that tuned the tide on ol' Freddy.
The first being that it was a horror game, and even though it had real gameplay other than walking and spooking, it was doomed to be gangraped by facecam shills of Youtube.
Now, this really doesn't affect the merits of the game in any way, until you think about the second aspect of Freddy's demise: /v/s culture.
Now, when Freddy was popular on /v/ it was still a very non publicized game, and therefore the shit posters didn't pick up on it because they were too busy rubbing their oversized clits to bane pics. But once Freddy started becoming the Internet's flavor of the week, the shit posters flocked to Freddy threads, spouting "OMG jumpscares xD" and similar unsubstantiated criticisms.
Finally, we have the finishing touch to the rape of Freddy Threads; that being the god damn furries.
With great OC, comes great responsibility, and since Freddy stars anthros (even if they are just ugly robots) it was only a matter of time before every character was overly sexualized while the scum of the Internet beat their little smokies.
That is how it happened. That is why the vocal majority doesn't like Freddy's. /v/ is a board full of faggots, and good things never stay for long here.
>>261638868
Read.
http://www.batoto.net/forums/topic/7456-further-links-and-information/
Six fingers
>that foxy feel when
>>261623106
>riddled with jump scares
fuck off retard
>>261638041
>One week investment for months or years of safety.
Boots theory, son.
>>261621913
Boring. Beat it on my 3rd playthough once i realized how the mechanic works.
and yes I beat the game
You get fired at the end
>tfw
>>261639702
>>261639702
>>261639893
sorry, forgot to remove the quote
>>261635425
>dashie
Underage
It wasn't scary in the slightest.
And yes, I played the damn game. You sit in the same room waiting for Chuck-E-fucking-Cheese to pop up in your face and go OOGA BOOGA BOOGA.
Nothing changes bar difficulty and Chuck-E-Cheese's faggot cousins joining the "fun"
The only reason it grew so popular was because
1. Furfags obsessing over the game and making gigantic amounts of yiff material in a stark reminder of just how pathetic furries are.
2. Faggot LPers.
Quite frankly, if this game scared you, you're a gigantic pussy.
If the game didn't scare you but you played it anyway, you're a furfag.
Even now there are people ITT trying to claim that the game is more than what I described. They're full of shit. Play the game for yourself. If you have any taste, you'll agree that it's shit.
A neat concept with the animatronics, but shit nonetheless.
>>261640140
>>261639230
This so much. Fuck, it was a matter of days, probably when the 20/20/20/20 was achieved, there was little more to say about lore and tactics and everything devolved into furries posting their shitty gay OC
Pic related
>>261641368
*tips security cap*
>>261628015
>Search just "Five Nights At Freddys"
>Cam whores
>Add no commentary
>Literally the FIRST fucking search
UH GAWD YOUTOOB IS SUCKBALLS
>>261641368
>>261641849
>>261642023
where did my picture go?
>>261641368
>>261641849
>>261642297
post the foxy one
>>261642297
>>261642390
Getting there.
>>261642490
The game is scary when you go into it blind. It remains scary until about night 5.
After that you get used to the scares and you know when you've fucked up cause you notice all the que's. It's not a bad game and I like it for at least trying to shake up the horror genre a little bit. So kudos for that.
What is up with these people who make the FNAF comics?
They attach personalities to monsters that really don't have any personality. If you'd actually play the (garbage) game, they all basically act the same, as in they are all mindless drones. None of them speak. None of them wink slyly at the protagonist. It's because of the shit being posted ITT that furries were attracted to it in the first place.
But, whatever, it's not like they ruined anything that was good to begin with.
>>261642319Cry more
>>261626927
>as soon as Freddie moves
you mean every fucking microsecond?
>>261643015
>dem hips
>>261622909
THEY HATE IT
>>261643004
Personifying them helps make it less scary. Its a common defense mechanism.Sexualizing them also makes it less scary
>>261643004
Because it'sfun.
>>261643015
>literal B^U-tier faces
>zero ties into the game
>never played th game
>request snatches fordashof whoring
>ponyfucker
>thin skin
>"left" /fnafg/ several times
>has a herd of whiteknights
>anyone who speaks against muh queen is THE shitposter!
>>261643306
But you'd have to be a huge pansy to actually think the game is scary to start.
>>261643392
>oh us furfags, always having fun ;3333333
>>261643681
>>261643662
>dat round ass
>>261633721
eh, free pizza
>>261643491
Well being scared isn't the only reason to personify and sexualize them.
What's this game called again?
>>261643962
Just a suit.also out of MT pictures
>>261638835>tfw knotting my crimson red David
>>261643662
It's an evil animatronic that probably smells like kid's vomit and old pizza. Pretty sure there's a dead body stuffed inside of it, too.
Yet you pathetic fuckers will still find a way to sexualize it.
You'd fuck a box of thumb-tacks if somebody covered it in fur and gave it a face.
>>261622113
Nyx?
>>261644502
>Pretty sure there's a dead body stuffed inside of it, too.
Several, if the phonebro's night 4 recording is anything to go by. And the whole thing is haunted by a kid's ghost.
>>261644567
>[MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYS]
>>261622113
Dead Space?
>>261637543
>Home Despot
>>261644815
also we don't know what goes on in the kitchen, so there's probably way worse going on.
>>261644197
Eleven Evenings at Evan's
>>261633721
Goddamit why did this give me a boner
There is no hope for me
Overrated meme game that should of stayed and died on newgrounds /thread
>>261640648
>Quite frankly, if this game scared you, you're a gigantic pussy.
>If the game didn't scare you but you played it anyway, you're a furfag.
>It wasn't scary in the slightest.
What aren't you telling us anon
>>261646012
What are the wolf and security guy doing?
>>261646690
It's yet another shitty "these characters from this show get married" fanfic comic.
In other words...They're tying the knot.
>>261646690
Foxy'sgiving him the knot
>>261646690
Running joke. They're tying knots.
>>261646690
taking theknot
>>261644986
>not including said muffled rap music
>>261639252
Its shit like this that should be pushed at companies
But really I'd like for more spooky shit to happen. Those random "stare right into the camera" moments are spookier than the game-over jump scares because they're random, and gone the moment you lower your camera again.
>>261639252
>Danny powered coffincar
Every timeWould Wang Chen or the egyptian senator be a better driver?
>>261647995
>>261644197
Nine nights at Nicky's
>>261647995
>>261648082
Shit, my bad.
>>261647779
And how the fuck does golden freddy work
>>261648481
golden freddie is a hallucination caused by looking at him when he appears in a poster.
>>261648781
wait but what triggers the poster?
>>261648781
How the fuck does a hallucination kill you?
>>261648962
It's said you have a heart attack. It's also not confirmed to be a hallucination. It's just the main theory floating around.
>>261648962
I don't think it kills you.
Just just see it and move on.
>>261649074
>I'm amazed the dog statyed mounted really, they never fucking do that with women.
>>261648481
>Golden Freddy's Poster randomly pops up at Camera 2B, nothing is known to trigger it but it seems having both doors closed makes it more common(?)
>If you see this poster, whenever you tab out of the camera he'll be in the room and Hallucinations start happening
>If you don't tab in again fast enough you'll be attacked and the game crashes
>Tabbing in and out is enough to stop him from getting you
He's supposed to appear on Night 3 and onward, but bugs happen that make him appear earlier.
>>261648962you are golden freddy
>>261621913
Someone should make a game out of this concept
>>261649074
enjjoy your ban
>>261648962
One of those 'your mind makes it real' things I guess.
>>261644435cute
>>261648916
It's completely random. There's also one version where Freddy is ripping is head off.
>>261627239
I avoided letsplays because I had heard this game was the shit and couldn't wait to play it myself.
I was confused as to what the shit people were talking about.
>>261649273
>And the game crashes
Shit that's kind of cool. I love things that mess with games like that. It'd be cool if the game could randomly change your wallpaper to "it's me" or something like that, but that'd be too much.
>>261649450
>>261650115
>The game changes your wall paper if you get the Golden Freddy crash
That would be awesome.
>>261649273
Actually, once you see the poster, he only spawns if you immediately close the camera while looking at 2B
>>261650268
>It's golden freddy again, but hyper realistic
>>261650268
Didn't 'I'm Scared' do this? I remember it did a few things like that.
And of course there were a couple of classic games that did that but I can't remember what games they were.
>>261623551
Goddamn really hated this guy. He tried too hard. Had to look up "no commentary" just to show someone.
and then there's the third type of fan art...
>>261651078
dang...................
>>261651078
this... is a pc game
GOTTA GO FAST
I want this game, but I'm so very flat broke.
What are you doing being attracted to a robot like me?I'm practically old enough to be your botherYou could do much better than an old automaton like me...I'm going to hell for that...
>>261650601
Can't believe this hasn't been made into a reaction image yet, the expression is perfect for it.
>>261651887
There's probably a torrent somewhere. In fact I'm sure of it.
>>261652031
>bother
Meant mother but it's fucked now.
YOU'RE FIRED.
>>261635202
Is this Player 1?
Feels like the thread's been here forever.
>>261652530
Yep, it's weaver. http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
Could you guys maybe post something from the game that's actually scary?
Spooked me several times but after awhile it's not very scary, 7/10
>>261652421
Probably, but I've had no luck finding it.
>>261652792
Man I haven't seen player 1 since like 2007, good times. Never followed his work after Animal Crossing shit
>>261635749
would have been more clever if there was an empty, limp suit and after the calls with the security guard end the suit is stuffed
>>261652848
Honestly there isn't much. Game follows that horror movie rule that once you can get a good look at a monster it stops being scary. After the fourth or fifth jumpscare the game becomes more about prediction and resource management vs time.
>>261653239
So it's about as scary as Slender?
>>261653225
The creator's open to suggestion. He's actually pretty cool. In fact I'm surprised nobody's posted this yet. It's another game he's made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSAoggVnbb4#t=184
>>261653414
Yeah, but more gameplay...what little there is. About what you expect for 3bux
>>261653225
Nono, I like their point better. They're ignoring a nude skeleton.
>>261653630
we've already been over this faggot, the security guard says its against the rules for the skeleton being out in the open, jesus. And I don't care what you like, my idea is better.
>>261628639
that's practically every playthrough these days
>look up 100% run ofpokemon XD
>this guys looks legit
>45 second intro every single video
>literally just random clips from anime with some shitty metal playing
>his name in big letters
>WELL HEYS GUYS ITS ME XxXGIANT_FAGGOT420XxX here with another video!
>spends the entire video wandering around with no idea where to go
>one battle the entire video
>LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM AND FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER FOR FASTER UPLOADS!
>60 something videos in all
>halfway through he changes the intro so now its even more annoying anime bits set to rock music
honestly i just search the game on twitch these days, there's usually at least a few people that saved their playthrough and aren't camwhores with annoying intros
>>261653565
So it's a cheap game with about ten minutes of actual scariness.
Why is it so popular again? Is it really just furfags?
>>261653995
and LPers
>>261653908
You're ugly, and your mother is so fat that she gave her rollerskates flat tires.
>>261653995
A few things. It was a pretty neat idea, /v/ was discussing it for a while, popular youtube guys got wind of it and played it with their scarecams because it is, technically, a horror game, then it exploded in popularity again.
Furfags are just a side-note since they'll be in everything anyways, like horsefuckers. I'm actually surprised the clang crowd hasn't latched on yet.
>>261654292
So it's the worst kind of cancer.
>>261623551
I haven't played this.
Does it show you getting crammed into the suit?
>>261654334
That picture made me laugh more than it should've
>>261654415
No, that would be one of those artistic story based "games" that are completely void of entertainment value yet people cling to to them anyways because it's in and they think it'll make them part of the community
>>261654415
Naw, the game itself is pretty average, it's just the fanbase that's become horrible. Give it a moth, two tops and it'll die down. Now that whatshisface has had his youtube wankfest the game will get another boost, then slowly slide back into obscurity.Until the confirmed sequel comes out.
>>261654432
lolno it's just
>implied
>>261654858
I'll give it a moth.
>>261655103
Whoops. meant month, of course.
>>261639252
what would jo2uke's car be? or johnny and gyro?
>>261621913
Would've been better with a more simple set up. Still spooky enough. Better than 99% of Indie titles these days.
>>261655103
been stuck on the 5th night and keep losing. any advice?
>>261655680
Acquire skill.
>>261655680
be ready for freddy
>>261655680
Freddy is a monster, and laughs when he moves. Bonnie and chika are only a threat outside your door and you need to stalk freddy and foxy. If power goes out during 5am, DON'T MOVE AT ALL. Basically do what the guard said and go limp. Freddy's a cocky little shit and will play a 50 second windup before he kills you. The 50 seconds include the screen going black.
On model > Fan models.I like the bronx personailty for the duck, though.
>>261656386
>duck
>>261655680
gitready4freddy
>>261656386
ON MODELLLLL
>>261655680
Close your right door before checking Foxy. That's all you gotta do.
1. Check right light.
2. Check left light.
3. Close right door.
5. Check Foxy.
6. Open right door.
7. Repeat.
And then when Foxy comes shut your left door.
cute
>>261656504
>Chica the chick
I just got that.
>>261656617
On model!
>>261656617
>>261629636
>>261656906
>>261656906
Or close to it.
>>261656961
would
>>261656934
>>261657105
Because cute, girlish voices need to come out of monsters more often.
>>261629636
http://picosong.com/download/9ymf/
>>261640493
Where is this from?
>>261644197
Weekend at Bernie's
>>261657427
this kills the thread
It was cool, but I like The Desolate Hope a lot more.
I wish that game got famous rather than Freddy's, but I guess it'll never be acknowledged as much because a turn based RPG/sidescroller doesn't make good stream/LP bait.
>>261622909
>>261643282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLxUVACQF0
>>261657464
Wrong link. Just listen to it.
http://picosong.com/9ymf/
>>261650601
I want to love this comic. I want to love it so much.Since I'm not a furry, though, that boner in the 7th panel is making it very difficult.
>>261658010
You don't have to be furry to find Foxy cute.
>>261657519
sorry is it the wrong pink cat?
>>261658010
Oh yeah the original endswith mike being mauled in the ship's mechanics.
>>261657710
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING.
>>261658010
just ignore it, it means absolutely nothing. it's just a little jab at people who sexualize the bots
if it bothers you so much just take 10 seconds to edit it out
Who and where is the guy giving you messages supposed to be again?
why are they keeping killer robots in a children's restaurant
why are they keeping killer robots at all
>>261625872
"Welp, haven't done a comic in a few months. What's the New Thing in gaming now?"
>>261658450
Great right? Only reason to hit up the general is for the voice stuff.
>>261658159
Yes you do.
>>261658678
Well they weren't always killer robots. They're posessed. I'd wager the foxy one was the first, since the whole 'bite of 87' thing.
>Killer kills kids
>stuffs them in suits
>foxy, always going fast, is possessed first
>bites the frontal lobe off a kid
>>261631268
I laughed.
>>261658569>I actually used to be a tripfag on /vp/ that would always get confused with that cunt just because part of the name was similar to his.
Fucking samefag mentality
>>261633772
The creator is christian. He lived in the 70s when 4 bucks an hour was good money. He died and is in hell.
Jump Scares: The Game
>>261633772
Because the game's creater decided to end the game with a bit of dark comedy.
You complete all that bullshit only to get a garbage paycheck, and it's funny. Simple as that.
There's no other reason.
Learn to just take shit at face value and stop trying to find LE EPIC DEEPEST LORE in everything.
>>261659624
Only when you lose, bruh. By then you should see it coming.
Except freddy, which sucks a million dicks.
>>261659624
Amazing discovery Columbus!
this game put The Desolate Hope on my radar so I really hope the money he got from FNAF lets him make more like that
except with more battles
>>261659808
>tfw .50 cents for doing a 6th night
>>261652119
I had the same idea, anonYour filename is better, though
>>261659851
I'd fuck that bunny a lot
A-any more of chica being sexy?never realised I was into this until this thread
>>261660219
You and an entire general's worth of people.
Just don't googlepenis degloving
I think the game is sexy and my friend he agrees.
Don't you Freddy?
>>261635202
Real talk, how many of you guys would prefer to be a qt animatronic?would it change your decision if you got a spiffy new dick too?
>>261660275
Plenty. But none that I'm going to post here. Hit up the gdrive in the general OP. there's an entire folder for sexy stuff.
>>261627057
>they weren't random
Because, y'know, the door and light controls don't randomly break every now and then, and the camera works 24/7
>download and play it
>is okay I guess
>Wonder why there are still threads on /v/ occasionally though
>Hey kid, wanna YIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFF
Ah.
what did everyone think of P.T.?
That reaaaally scared the shit out of me
>>261660798Well I meant sfw stuff
>>261660763TF is my fetish sono! That shit will both hurt and kill me.Here's the rest of the comic.
http://imgur.com/a/U2LfW
And this
http://picosong.com/9qQZ/
>>261661117
You shouldn't be surprised. The games about trying to not get stuffed in a fursuit.
>>261621913
The best thing about /v/ is that its opinions don't matter outside /v/
Its a circle jerk of basement bound sexually frustrated children.
The game is great fun! If Jumpscares bother you then grow the fuck up.
>>261661304
I'd still say hit up the general thread.
This game is fucking shit, anyone who finds it scary is literally underaged, or pewdiepie
>>261621913
yiff/10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JZtFITHq0t
>>261661515
Where are people getting all these unused videos/sound files?
>>261647246
There pizza sucks, don't go for it
>>261659851
Girl Bonnie is best Bonnie.
I just realized what would be fucking amazing to see FNAF inRobot chickenOr wallance and grommitIf robot chicken, Chica is the one being made as we see the scientist stuffing kids into the suits
>>261662470
>unused
They're original recordings by the guys in the general...well the brooklyn chica's a girl I think but you get the point. Like I said It's one of the only reasons to go there...aside from the thunder thighs bonnie if that's your thing.
>>261661515
>joy of creation
Wut?
>>261657524
It's a great game.
The ending was... Eh.
It was happy. But it was eh.
>>261662973
just a running theme you see some of teh posters reference when they change.
>>261662973
I think it's on the last phone call where it's all distorted as shit, the only decipherable words are "the joy of creation" or something.
>>261662716
Best bunny
>>261662928
Ah, so they aren't official. It's crazy how quiet the developer has been over his game.
>>261657524
>Mirad
>Not Based BioBeta
Are you a fucking pleb
>>261663523
>posting the worst Derelict in charge of the worst zone
>>261663523
>not Alphus
>>261663402
He answers questions and stuff, it's just that he hasn't really bothered to hype the game up. Also he's nicely dodged shit like 'what gender are the robots'
>>261652119
It could make a good banner, too.
>>261663858
Nice, so he's just smart about it. Can't wait for his next game.
>>261664169
The meems
>>261657524
This, desolate hope was the game that actually deserved praise.
>>261635202
Pizzaquest when
>>261664294
There's a meme there?
>>261663646
That's like saying gold is the worst metal, you fuck
its pizza sauce...I think.
>>261664696It is though
>>261664696
>Liking brittle shiny metal.
Fucking pleb
>>261661216
Mediocre. The entirety of player interaction to actually move it along was pressing x on a painting and a retardedly complicated puzzle just to get people to talk about it on top of their already present marketing team.
Why is there even a night watchman?
>>261664879
To serve as bait
>>261664879
I imagine as bait. If there wasn't a guard to pursue the robots would probably break out and become a tribe of spooky mecha-furry murderhobos.
Also apparently someone's working on avisual novel
>>261665462
is it this one?
>>261663863
too bad they're not taking application any long, I'd put this in.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/84233641/Bonnie.mp3
>>261665695
Maybe?
>>261652792
>http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
I like how he acknowledges himself.
>sick and wrong.
>>261657472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
>>261665824
Do you know if it's a team effort, or a one man project?I can animate and draw pretty well, I wouldn't mind potentially contributing, even if it's just some concept sketches..
>>261622294
This
>/vg/ made donut steel
literally reddit
>>261640648
>It wasn't scary in the slightest.
>And yes, I played the damn game.
>If the game didn't scare you but you played it anyway, you're a furfag.
Confirmed for furry.
Yiff in hell, you waste of life.
>>261666684
No idea. I don't even know who's behind it. You're better off asking in the general on /vg/
>>261640648
>double spacing
>>261667260
Anon pls...
>>261667453
>MT
>>261667689
>you will never romance a Bonnie
What's the point of living even?
y cant i le hold all dese meemeeys
>>261621913
Typical flavour of the month game.
Will be buried and completely forgotten when the next FOTM comes
>>261668554
>bonnie
I guess...
>>261668554
they eat their young
I think Foxy a cute.
>>261621913
decent time killer for a bit, not terrible but not amazing but a functioning enjoyable game.
>>261668554
>>261668645
It's not a bad game though, I'd say the art and comics to come out of it have been the best part of it. It has some neat ideas, but needs to be a bit deeper. It gets kind of old after the first 2 nights.
>>261625529
Pizza place is using you for bait so their kill bots dont run rampant and get them extra sued.
>>261668690
Never get the animatronic pregnant then.
>>261668365
Yeah. Too far.
>sexualizing the foxy
>>261669227
>>261669348
aw man that's an epic tumblr post
*reblogsian intensifies*
Boring repetitive gameplay that relies on jumpscares.
Also get the fuck back to the Five Nights at Freddy general all the furfags in this thread.
This happens every fucking time people on /v/ can't contain their autism and need to violently expel flavor of the WEEKS into a board where it artificially lengthens discussion lifetime until you have a bunch of faggots relying on fanfiction and furshit art to discuss anything.
its knot half bad
>>261669227
No such thing.
>>261668365
GAEEEY!
Also awkward and a little creepy.
>>261669451
>>261668365
I hate it.
>>261668365
>Doesn't end with Foxy biting Mike's face off
3/10
>>261669743
Faggit
>>261669919
That's what I was expecting.
>>261669937
I chuckled.
The game itself had a nice concept that wore out it's welcome and was very easy to master, making the game trivial in difficulty at some point, but the fan art for FN@F is always awesome for some reason.
Do you actually die in the suit or do you haunt it?
Would it be extremely painful for me?
>>261670447
>>261670616
freddymind
>>261670447
You're being crushed in a metal suit with lethal force. You'd die and it'd be very painful. Don't know if you haunt it afterwards
>>261665824
>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/84233641/Bonnie.mp3
that's actually really good too bad it's not in the game
Its okay for a while but it's not replayable or something
>>261670692
I'm the same guy comrade.
>>261629957
The idea of real video is pretty cool to see coming back. The concept is good, but like 99% of horror game, the premise is broken. It feel more like Doctor Who should appear in like 5 sec with some Brown haired girl and start explaining that the robots are in facts aliens with parasites in the code.
>>261671143
>Doctor Who
>>261671273
Literally Who?
>>261663523
>No one ever posts the other robot's areas
>>261670832
If other certain "conditions" were met, I think it wouldn't be too bad. If you could repair yourself, still eat pizza and get paid.
>>261669919
honestly what I was expected and half wrote
>>261628015
>just want to find walkthroughs of games
>there are actually searches for "no commentary"
>think I find it
>finally
>HEY GUYS, HEARD THIS GAME WAS PRETTY SWEET SO I'M CHECKING IT OUT
>824 likes
>1 dislike
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS
Can we get the new flavour of the month already, please? This furry shit is getting old.
>>261671954
NO.
so as long as the right door is always closed as I look at the camera, Freddy can't get me right? He's giving me trouble on Day 5
>>261671954
This is not furry. Furry would be something for furries. This is like the inverse of furry. They dont want to fuck you, they dont want to hug you. They want to kill you. If anything it's an anti furry game.
>>261671954
This flavour lasts all year.
>>261672278
Sounds about right. Got to keep an eye on bonnie and foxy or else the left door with stick and you gon get yiffed.
Anyone got the video of the nigga that gets double teamed by foxy and chica?
>>261672145
>>261657710
Brilliant.
>>261672939
Great right? That dub, man...
>>261672368
You are talking about the community that finds being crushed to death arousing, are you SURE you want to talk about furry and anti furry things? Do I need to get the aeromorphs?
Should I get Desolate Hope?
I sold some shit on Steam fromDota 2and made six bucks. Is it worth it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHENbl81buA&t=5m24s
At least I can't fuck up as hard as this nigga
>>261673132
Furry is the fetish of being aroused by animals and animal costumes. Anthropomorphic and animatronics animals are not furry by nature.
Just because a character has feet, does not make it a Footie game. Just because Mario gets big, does not make it an Inflation game.
People will put fetish on anything they see. I saw Peach Foot fetish stuff, fart, inflation, furry, heterosexual relations in the goal to have kids. A lot of sick stuff out there. Does not make the game is, from the ground up, this kind of game. Take Bayonetta, that's a Latex based fetish game. It's clear, and the game is sexual about it.
>>261673142
its interesting, support the dev so we can get more 5n@f shit
>>261673142
It's freeware
http://www.izzygames.com/the-desolate-hope-t3605.html
Play it and if you liked it buy it on steam to support the guy.
would you play this game via oculus rift
>>261673895
k
>>261674063
Hell no. Jump scares strapped to my face. No.
Also I'd have to look left and right to move the camera probably and I can't do that on 4-20
>>261674063
>rift
Who needs sleep anyway?
>>261674241
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY VIRUS
>>261674305
I would do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agiSR3S3AtE
>>261674739
naw, man. I want to keep my rift in one piece.
>>261633572
>HarshyCritical
My negro
>tfw midwestern internet
>>261675407
Everybody ! Let's go in the Grand Line to pick up his Oculus Rift!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9M2LO1o34o
>>261674739
id love to have my buddy play this game on rift so i can sneak up behind him and scare the shit out of him
>>261666740But it's not complete when Golden Freddy isn't there
Requesting gif of Mike moonwalking out of the building, it cracks me
>>261676082
Doesn't matter what you are playing. Anyone fucking with you while you are wearing one can induce a jump scare if timed correctly.
Why don't you quit after the first day?
Why don't you bring a gun or weapon for self-defense after the first day?
Why don't you call the cops as soon as power runs out?
Why don't you capture footage from the camera feeds with your phone or something to show people?
Why don't you reprogram the animatronics after the first night to make them docile?
Why are you so desperate for money?
>>261678134
>>261677234
I have it but I'm wading through shit. take this in the meantime
>>261677234
There it goes.
Why and how did this game attract so many furry/tumblr faggots that clearly never play the actual game
>>261670752
>I'm bored
>My feet hurt
>When do I get my paycheck
>That chicken keeps looking at me weirdly
>I want to go home
>>261678134
You can't damage or tamper with the animatronics, or else you'll get fired.
That's what happens on the 7th day, where you can adjust the difficulty levels of the bots.
>just a normal day as a proud Nanotrasen security officer
>suddenly Centcom announcement
>they're firing all the mimes and clowns from every station due to cuts to the entertainment budget
>weep with joy because I will no longer have to chase the clown around the station every shift
>they are replacing them with animatronic performers because they are more cost efficient
>Every station is now equipped with Freddy Fazbear and his All Star Band
How fucked are we
>>261678134
Need the money
Will get fired for damaging the electronics
Robo bear faster than police also no power for phone
Probably a nondisclosure agreement
against the rules
YOU A BROKE ASS MIKE SCHMIDT.
Don't think too much, ruins the fun.
>>261661018
You don't understand the game mechanics at all, stop talking.
>20XX
>Not being ready for Freddy
>>261641368
>>261641849
>>261642297
>>261642490
>>261642664
Someone should put all these in a big gif together
>>261680138
Wouldn't it be more like 199X?
>>261680043
>Need the money
I'm pretty sure living on welfare is more profitable.
>Will get fired for damaging the electronics
Conceded.
>Robo bear faster than police also no power for phone
Call them when the power is about to run out or something - maybe they'll catch the teddy in the act.
>Probably a nondisclosure agreement against the rules
You can remain anonymous with police tips.
>YOU A BROKE ASS MIKE SCHMIDT.
Fucking trailer trash.
>Don't think too much, ruins the fun.
But I need to Frodo.
>>261628789
>Cr1tikal
>annoying
wachu implyin
>>261680161
The artist did one but it's for ants.
>>261680495
He's implying he lacks taste.
>>261623743
>>261678134
Game takes place in the late 80s, So no cell phone for recording or calling for help. And if the power runs out you'd be dead before the cops could get there
>>261621913
Was kinda cool at first, good idea in terms of setting, got old fast, ruined by furfags
>>261661018
>randomly
Nigga you're retarded
>>261661018
Door and light controls don't randomly break. If they're not working then either bonnie or chica already got in and you didn't pay enough attention to them
>>261681352
I think you mean improved
>>261681779
where do you think you are
>>261681996
A place full of furfags and people with autism, apparently.
It's a nice spoopy little Halloween game but it got papular so /v/ is obliged to say it's the shittiest thing ever
>>261682210
I see more people praising it as the best horror game ever more often than those who say it's shit.
>>261672368
Some people think that anything that isn't human is a furry.
There are people who consider the aliens of Mass Effect to be furries.
>>261681779
dont act like you wouldnt
>>261682758
>ever
That's a stretch
It's certainly one of the best in recent years though.
>>261621913
>>261656961
I remember her being drawn from chubby to fat.I like it that way
>>261621913
Another shitty horror game that tried to sell by actually making fun of the whole premise of overdone horror games by being exactly what it made fun of
Made for hipsters and LPing cancer
>>261678134
>you're desperate
>they are like terminators
>you're desperate
>you have nothing to capture with, you're poor and desperate
>you'll be fired
>you're a crack addict
>>261683790
Everything wrong with Youtube LPs.
Just add a splash screen and an intro and we're good to go
>>261682176
It's amazing how fast the mods went full furfaggotry mode after banning nudity in 2011
>>261684249
Nah it also needs the word hype or GET HYPE in the title along with YO or an obligatory black guy present and it needs to be a shitty beat em up or fighting game stylized as a horror game
>>261674635
>not posting the music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-0cZ258lsw
>>261678134
>Why don't you quit after the first day?
Why do you keep playing after the first day?
>>261683972
Did you just guess or what? No. That's objectively wrong.
Is like pacman, only with rape robots.
>>261678134
Needs money
Killer haunted robots
The power's out dummy
>implying getting/affording a camera
you don't know they're killer robots the first night, and after that you'd be insane to try it. Not sure what changes on day 7, maybe he's seen enough to not give a fuck.
You're mom's not cheap.
>>261684478
>go to first virus
>all my bots die before they "ready up"
i don't understand
>Forgetting to check the cove
>>261684478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUWOxOgPhMI
>combat
WEAK
>>261644197
Breakfast at Tiffany's
>>261678134
Docile, like a winter catfish?
>>261657524
>Turn based
Whoa way to not even play the game. The boss fights are in real time and are fucking INTENSE.
PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME IT IS THE BEST THING EVER
>>261625872
>>261644197
Deadly Ducks at Denny's
>>261644197
One Goddamn at Frank's.
>>261651589
>side b
>>261678134
GOTTA MAKE DAT MUNNEY.
Mike can't afford a decent meal, let alone enough firepower to stop a horde of manic killer robots.
>"HELP I'M BEING MURDERED TO DEATH BY MANIC KILLER ROBOTS"
You'd probably get a bunch of faggots shouting "HOAX" if you tried that.They're possessed. Reprogramming the exo-skeletons would do nothing but anger the spirits.
Mike is a broke-ass Mexican't. He needs that money to pay for his next taco.
Would youhuglittle Foxy?
>>261678134
>call the cops as soon as the power goes out
Try again.
I love the game.
I don't blame people for being sick of seeing it everywhere, but man, it makes me happy to see this game go viral practically fucking instantly. It may seem a bit cheesy, it gets mixed opinionsobviously because the nature of horror games being that not all people are scared of the same shitand any sort of threads or comments on the game reek of HEY THERE'S PORN OF THIS GAME ALREADY and WHY DOESN'T HE JUST WEAR A FREDDY SUIT?, but as a game, I find it inspiring. It's simple, yet pretty polished for an indie game by one guy. It does a fantastic job with how the game feels - atmosphere, immersiveness and all that undescriptive shit.
>>261644197
One Night in Bangkok
>>261644197
Eleven Evenings at Ernest's
>>261688406
Yesbecause I have suicidal tendencies