Boring gameplay that doesn't really make a lot of sense. (keeping the doors shut uses more power than keeping them open?)
Too much shit done for convenience sake. (can't move or do anything, lights don't do shit, random teleportation)
And there's zero strategy involved.
An interesting premise that would have worked better as like, a creepypasta or something since the idea is cool enough. I liked the consequence of losing. It's not just like "oh they kill you," it's "they think you're one of them out of costume so they'll cram you into an extra suit so hard that all that's left is your eyes and teeth."
Chuck e Cheese's shit's always kinda terrifying but the ridiculous jump scares and no gameplay kinda ruins it.
Also, this faggot ruins anything that could be salvaged from it.
Alright game. Good atmosphere, nice use of resource management to create suspense, short and sweet. The inclusion of jump scares drags up the inevitable controversy of "any jump scares = bad horror. Always and forever." I disagree, but that's just my opinion man. You could do a lot worse for $5.
Also the huge hype it got for being August's FotM gaem generated the predictable backlash anti-hype.
If they make a sequel where you can actually fucking move and run from the enemies I would play the hell out of it.
Thank fucking christ they're remaking Pathologic. Getting real sick of horror games filled with cheap jumpscares.
>that fucking picture of that faggot bear
EVERY TIME MAN
i looked up some gameplay footage on youtube and his was the first video to pop up
jesus christ what a fucking spastic, i was trying to listen to the intro but this faggot wouldnt shut the fuck up and kept doing this retarded fake OMG IM SCARED!!!! act
hes like an american pewdiepie
>markiplier has done 4/20
Bugs me to no fucking end. I don't even want to touch the sequel until I beat it.
4/20 is a joke. Just keep using the lights and checking on pirate cove every few seconds.
As soon as Freddy starts moving, just shut the right door before checking the cameras.
There, it's literally flowchart shit with RNG elements.
>try to look for playthrough's.
>40 pages of "Let's play" cam whore faggots
I haven't watched in months. Silver Dollar still pumping out 10/10 masterpieces?
>Look up videos to see how to find Golden Freddy
>every video starts with "HEEEYYY GUYS IT'S SHITTY_CAM_WHORE_FAGGOTSON_420_69_MINECRAFT_XD HERE"
>They're all about 10 minutes long
>I can't get past 2 seconds
Fuck. I just wanted to make Mike Schmidt kill himself.
>They'll stuff a skeleton in you instead
>Wanting to be in a small, dark, hot room for six hours
>at least bonnie can teleport. you can't check on her or the others anymore. Foxy can still run you down
>not playing the game
No big fat cat tats
Only mecha furries and their quest to make you one of them
Pretty much...but those scarecam shits are irksome
I'd enjoy more antics between the guard and bots, honestly.
Of course it's somebody's fetish.
Everything is somebody's fetish
Spooky atmosphere with a pretty original premise. (Not ghosts or zombies for once)
Gameplay is unfortunately shallow and limited.
Jump scares are cheap and the difficulty is more random than skill-based.
Worth a single playthrough of the demo. I wouldn't recommend a full purchase.
Cool concept, poor and low-budget execution.
Also not helped by the fact that its basically a Let's Play game. A game designed around the concept of people on Youtube playing it and others watching rather than actual gamers.
Alright credit where credit is due I laughed at that comic.
True. Whatever reason it was it had to be a good one.
>That non-ad text
The skeleton isn't moving or anything. Its possible that the rules only stipulate you have to wear the suit while "working" or "performing."
They probably disregard that one because it is backstage and powered off.
The phone guy does point out the fact that if you "play dead", you may survive, and it's proven that if you stay still once you lose power, Freddy gives you a few more seconds.
Someone in the general
I found that both Freddy's and Goat Simulator are pretty fun...for about half an hour. Freddy's gets a tad repetitive and you run out of stuff to see and do in Goat Simulator after not too long. They're both good games, just not in the long term.
Too many jump scares, not enough deep psychological horror (read: the ONLY kind of true scary) for cool smart people like me.
Also needs more RPG mechanics and open world gameplay.
Here's how the legacy of 5 Nights happened:
When /v/ discovered, almost everyone loved it. There was always a general thread filled with people making OC and inside jokes and figuring out the mechanics, all the while watching a few brave anons stream their attempts at the dreadful night 6.
Oh they were good times I say, so much laughter and cooperation... but we all knew they wouldn't last forever.
See, it was a combination of things that tuned the tide on ol' Freddy.
The first being that it was a horror game, and even though it had real gameplay other than walking and spooking, it was doomed to be gangraped by facecam shills of Youtube.
Now, this really doesn't affect the merits of the game in any way, until you think about the second aspect of Freddy's demise: /v/s culture.
Now, when Freddy was popular on /v/ it was still a very non publicized game, and therefore the shit posters didn't pick up on it because they were too busy rubbing their oversized clits to bane pics. But once Freddy started becoming the Internet's flavor of the week, the shit posters flocked to Freddy threads, spouting "OMG jumpscares xD" and similar unsubstantiated criticisms.
Finally, we have the finishing touch to the rape of Freddy Threads; that being the god damn furries.
With great OC, comes great responsibility, and since Freddy stars anthros (even if they are just ugly robots) it was only a matter of time before every character was overly sexualized while the scum of the Internet beat their little smokies.
That is how it happened. That is why the vocal majority doesn't like Freddy's. /v/ is a board full of faggots, and good things never stay for long here.
sorry, forgot to remove the quote
It wasn't scary in the slightest.
And yes, I played the damn game. You sit in the same room waiting for Chuck-E-fucking-Cheese to pop up in your face and go OOGA BOOGA BOOGA.
Nothing changes bar difficulty and Chuck-E-Cheese's faggot cousins joining the "fun"
The only reason it grew so popular was because
1. Furfags obsessing over the game and making gigantic amounts of yiff material in a stark reminder of just how pathetic furries are.
2. Faggot LPers.
Quite frankly, if this game scared you, you're a gigantic pussy.
If the game didn't scare you but you played it anyway, you're a furfag.
Even now there are people ITT trying to claim that the game is more than what I described. They're full of shit. Play the game for yourself. If you have any taste, you'll agree that it's shit.
A neat concept with the animatronics, but shit nonetheless.
This so much. Fuck, it was a matter of days, probably when the 20/20/20/20 was achieved, there was little more to say about lore and tactics and everything devolved into furries posting their shitty gay OC
where did my picture go?
The game is scary when you go into it blind. It remains scary until about night 5.
After that you get used to the scares and you know when you've fucked up cause you notice all the que's. It's not a bad game and I like it for at least trying to shake up the horror genre a little bit. So kudos for that.
What is up with these people who make the FNAF comics?
They attach personalities to monsters that really don't have any personality. If you'd actually play the (garbage) game, they all basically act the same, as in they are all mindless drones. None of them speak. None of them wink slyly at the protagonist. It's because of the shit being posted ITT that furries were attracted to it in the first place.
But, whatever, it's not like they ruined anything that was good to begin with.
>as soon as Freddie moves
you mean every fucking microsecond?
Personifying them helps make it less scary. Its a common defense mechanism.
Sexualizing them also makes it less scary
>literal B^U-tier faces
>zero ties into the game
>never played th game
>request snatches for
>"left" /fnafg/ several times
>has a herd of whiteknights
>anyone who speaks against muh queen is THE shitposter!
Well being scared isn't the only reason to personify and sexualize them.
It's an evil animatronic that probably smells like kid's vomit and old pizza. Pretty sure there's a dead body stuffed inside of it, too.
Yet you pathetic fuckers will still find a way to sexualize it.
You'd fuck a box of thumb-tacks if somebody covered it in fur and gave it a face.
>Pretty sure there's a dead body stuffed inside of it, too.
Several, if the phonebro's night 4 recording is anything to go by. And the whole thing is haunted by a kid's ghost.
also we don't know what goes on in the kitchen, so there's probably way worse going on.
>Quite frankly, if this game scared you, you're a gigantic pussy.
>If the game didn't scare you but you played it anyway, you're a furfag.
>It wasn't scary in the slightest.
What aren't you telling us anon
Running joke. They're tying knots.
>not including said muffled rap music
But really I'd like for more spooky shit to happen. Those random "stare right into the camera" moments are spookier than the game-over jump scares because they're random, and gone the moment you lower your camera again.
Shit, my bad.
And how the fuck does golden freddy work
wait but what triggers the poster?
>Golden Freddy's Poster randomly pops up at Camera 2B, nothing is known to trigger it but it seems having both doors closed makes it more common(?)
>If you see this poster, whenever you tab out of the camera he'll be in the room and Hallucinations start happening
>If you don't tab in again fast enough you'll be attacked and the game crashes
>Tabbing in and out is enough to stop him from getting you
He's supposed to appear on Night 3 and onward, but bugs happen that make him appear earlier.
One of those 'your mind makes it real' things I guess.
>And the game crashes
Shit that's kind of cool. I love things that mess with games like that. It'd be cool if the game could randomly change your wallpaper to "it's me" or something like that, but that'd be too much.
>It's golden freddy again, but hyper realistic
Didn't 'I'm Scared' do this? I remember it did a few things like that.
And of course there were a couple of classic games that did that but I can't remember what games they were.
What are you doing being attracted to a robot like me? I'm practically old enough to be your bother You could do much better than an old automaton like me... I'm going to hell for that...
Can't believe this hasn't been made into a reaction image yet, the expression is perfect for it.
There's probably a torrent somewhere. In fact I'm sure of it.
Meant mother but it's fucked now.
Feels like the thread's been here forever.
Yep, it's weaver. http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
Spooked me several times but after awhile it's not very scary, 7/10
Honestly there isn't much. Game follows that horror movie rule that once you can get a good look at a monster it stops being scary. After the fourth or fifth jumpscare the game becomes more about prediction and resource management vs time.
The creator's open to suggestion. He's actually pretty cool. In fact I'm surprised nobody's posted this yet. It's another game he's made.
Yeah, but more gameplay...what little there is. About what you expect for 3bux
we've already been over this faggot, the security guard says its against the rules for the skeleton being out in the open, jesus. And I don't care what you like, my idea is better.
that's practically every playthrough these days
>look up 100% run of
>this guys looks legit
>45 second intro every single video
>literally just random clips from anime with some shitty metal playing
>his name in big letters
>WELL HEYS GUYS ITS ME XxXGIANT_FAGGOT420XxX here with another video!
>spends the entire video wandering around with no idea where to go
>one battle the entire video
>LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM AND FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER FOR FASTER UPLOADS!
>60 something videos in all
>halfway through he changes the intro so now its even more annoying anime bits set to rock music
honestly i just search the game on twitch these days, there's usually at least a few people that saved their playthrough and aren't camwhores with annoying intros
You're ugly, and your mother is so fat that she gave her rollerskates flat tires.
A few things. It was a pretty neat idea, /v/ was discussing it for a while, popular youtube guys got wind of it and played it with their scarecams because it is, technically, a horror game, then it exploded in popularity again.
Furfags are just a side-note since they'll be in everything anyways, like horsefuckers. I'm actually surprised the clang crowd hasn't latched on yet.
I haven't played this.
Does it show you getting crammed into the suit?
No, that would be one of those artistic story based "games" that are completely void of entertainment value yet people cling to to them anyways because it's in and they think it'll make them part of the community
Naw, the game itself is pretty average, it's just the fanbase that's become horrible. Give it a moth, two tops and it'll die down. Now that whatshisface has had his youtube wankfest the game will get another boost, then slowly slide back into obscurity.
Until the confirmed sequel comes out.
Freddy is a monster, and laughs when he moves. Bonnie and chika are only a threat outside your door and you need to stalk freddy and foxy. If power goes out during 5am, DON'T MOVE AT ALL. Basically do what the guard said and go limp. Freddy's a cocky little shit and will play a 50 second windup before he kills you. The 50 seconds include the screen going black.
On model > Fan models.
I like the bronx personailty for the duck, though.
Close your right door before checking Foxy. That's all you gotta do.
1. Check right light.
2. Check left light.
3. Close right door.
5. Check Foxy.
6. Open right door.
And then when Foxy comes shut your left door.
>Chica the chick
I just got that.
Or close to it.
Because cute, girlish voices need to come out of monsters more often.
It was cool, but I like The Desolate Hope a lot more.
I wish that game got famous rather than Freddy's, but I guess it'll never be acknowledged as much because a turn based RPG/sidescroller doesn't make good stream/LP bait.
Wrong link. Just listen to it.
You don't have to be furry to find Foxy cute.
sorry is it the wrong pink cat?
Oh yeah the original ends
with mike being mauled in the ship's mechanics.
Great right? Only reason to hit up the general is for the voice stuff.
Well they weren't always killer robots. They're posessed. I'd wager the foxy one was the first, since the whole 'bite of 87' thing.
>Killer kills kids
>stuffs them in suits
>foxy, always going fast, is possessed first
>bites the frontal lobe off a kid
>I actually used to be a tripfag on /vp/ that would always get confused with that cunt just because part of the name was similar to his.
Fucking samefag mentality
Because the game's creater decided to end the game with a bit of dark comedy.
You complete all that bullshit only to get a garbage paycheck, and it's funny. Simple as that.
There's no other reason.
Learn to just take shit at face value and stop trying to find LE EPIC DEEPEST LORE in everything.
Only when you lose, bruh. By then you should see it coming.
Except freddy, which sucks a million dicks.
I had the same idea, anon
Your filename is better, though
You and an entire general's worth of people.
Just don't google
I think the game is sexy and my friend he agrees.
Don't you Freddy?
Plenty. But none that I'm going to post here. Hit up the gdrive in the general OP. there's an entire folder for sexy stuff.
>download and play it
>is okay I guess
>Wonder why there are still threads on /v/ occasionally though
>Hey kid, wanna YIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFF
TF is my fetish so no! That shit will both hurt and kill me.Here's the rest of the comic.
You shouldn't be surprised. The games about trying to not get stuffed in a fursuit.
The best thing about /v/ is that its opinions don't matter outside /v/
Its a circle jerk of basement bound sexually frustrated children.
The game is great fun! If Jumpscares bother you then grow the fuck up.
I just realized what would be fucking amazing to see FNAF in
Robot chicken Or wallance and grommit If robot chicken, Chica is the one being made as we see the scientist stuffing kids into the suits
They're original recordings by the guys in the general...well the brooklyn chica's a girl I think but you get the point. Like I said It's one of the only reasons to go there...aside from the thunder thighs bonnie if that's your thing.
>Not Based BioBeta
Are you a fucking pleb
He answers questions and stuff, it's just that he hasn't really bothered to hype the game up. Also he's nicely dodged shit like 'what gender are the robots'
There's a meme there?
Mediocre. The entirety of player interaction to actually move it along was pressing x on a painting and a retardedly complicated puzzle just to get people to talk about it on top of their already present marketing team.
I imagine as bait. If there wasn't a guard to pursue the robots would probably break out and become a tribe of spooky mecha-furry murderhobos.
Also apparently someone's working on a
is it this one?
I like how he acknowledges himself.
>sick and wrong.
Do you know if it's a team effort, or a one man project?
I can animate and draw pretty well, I wouldn't mind potentially contributing, even if it's just some concept sketches..
>It wasn't scary in the slightest.
>And yes, I played the damn game.
>If the game didn't scare you but you played it anyway, you're a furfag.
Confirmed for furry.
Yiff in hell, you waste of life.
It's not a bad game though, I'd say the art and comics to come out of it have been the best part of it. It has some neat ideas, but needs to be a bit deeper. It gets kind of old after the first 2 nights.
Boring repetitive gameplay that relies on jumpscares.
Also get the fuck back to the Five Nights at Freddy general all the furfags in this thread.
This happens every fucking time people on /v/ can't contain their autism and need to violently expel flavor of the WEEKS into a board where it artificially lengthens discussion lifetime until you have a bunch of faggots relying on fanfiction and furshit art to discuss anything.