So, where's the Direct?

in 3 hours

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More Bayonetta 2 wembs/gifs please

>>261617958
How did they manage to make her legs so freakishly long without making them look freakish?

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Right before the demo.

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>Theatrhythm demo today
>Also possible Bayo 2 demo

Glorious booty animation

>>261619635
What does that say in American?

>>261619635
>bow
>in Bayonetta

What faggotry is this?

>>261620137
The bow fires poisoned arrows and can be used as a blade.
You're the faggot.

>>261620119
Basically
>These are new weapons
>Rakshasa and Kafka
>Buy and equip the Umbran Fragances to get extra costumes while wielding the weapons

>>261620137
Expect it to have stylish flair, as expected of Bayonetta.

How/where do I watch a Nintendo Direct?

I just got a Wii U and never had a Wii, so this is all new to me.

>>261620523
>You're the faggot.

No need to get so asspained fanboy, I was just asking.

>>261620592
I don't think you can watch them live on the WiiU, but they're up on the eShop after they're finished.
You can usually find them on Nintendo's Youtube channel

>>261620771
How do you watch them live?

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>>261620137

You didn't play Bayo 1, did you?

The bow in Bayo 1 was the best angelic weapon and most satisfying to use. It looks like they improved on it on Bayo 2 and made a proper weapon with it.

>>261620592
Google.com :)

You thought I was really going to tell you where to go in this spoiler. Google it you lazy bitch.direct.nintendo.com

>>261620878
Youtube Livestream

Is there a particular reason why the direct is for the west only? Did japan already got a Boyo 2 Direct?

>>261620971
maybe because westerners like dark gritty cuhrazy shit and they're trying to get awareness of it out there

>>261619894
>Theatrhythm demo today
Say what? Don't tell me it is JP only.

>>261620890
Umm yeah, I've played the original Bayonetta about eight times. I don't recall any bow, or that fight. Was it DLC or something?

inb4 she gets confirmed for Smash

>>261620592
You can watch it on their youtube right off the console, you just need to know the link.

>>261621358
Yeah no. Keep your expectations in check.

>>261621578
OK. My privilege too?

>>261621274
Too bad. If the direct was worldwide, maybe we would have got one more game announcement at the end.

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>>261621358
I think if she's going to be is going to be Dlc, WHICH IS OKAY BECAUSE THAT MEANS WE GET A BAYONETTA AMIBO THAT I CAN HOTGLUE

>>261620878
I'd rather not watch shitposting faggots on youtube. http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/09-04-2014/

>>261621645
Nah you can go wild with that.

I hope they announce that Bayonetta hates condoms

>>261617958
more like the erect amirite

>>261621284

That webm is from Bayonetta 2 actually.

On Bayo 1, you have the angelic bow, a weapon you can pick up from angels and use for a limited amount of times.
You played the game 8 times, but you didn't complete all the Alfheims, right? There's a couple alfheims that require you use angelic weapons.
You can also unlock the Rodin weapon if you defeat the Father Rodin boss fight, which lets you use all the angelic weapons, bow included.

>>261621735
I have a Play Arts figure I've yet to hotglue. I honestly feel guilty about it.

>>261620890
The only similar weapon I can think of is the trumpet, I don't remember any Angelic Weapons you could pick up that were straight up bow and arrows. I don't think he knows what he's talking about.

>>261621284
It's an angelic weapon he's talking about in Bayo1. That webm is from Bayo2

>>261622145
Get on that, man.

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>>261622189

Nigga, you could use bow and arrows on Bayo 1.

>>261622404
Oh you're right.
Was it really that satisfying though? I don't recall, I only played through twice. When I play the Wii U port again I will try it again and see how it is.

And it doesn't look quite as good as Bayo 2's bow either.

>>261622714

Well it's just an angelic weapon, but I found it the best one of them all.
The longer you hold the button, the strongest she shoots the arrow. And you can do consecutive quick shots if you time it well.
Deals a lot of damage too.

>>261621961
>Not doing occasional sex and caring of your own safety.
Bayo is not a whore, sorry.

>>261623149
She's a witch, Anon. How many wizards do you think lost their powers to her?

Why do people think there will be a demo?

>>261623337
None because she spent most of her life locked in a girls only club of witches, then she slept for 500 years, and then woke up in a wizardless time.

>>261623856
What else is left to announce?

>>261621961
I hope they announce the fucking release date for europe

>>261623856
W101 put up a demo as soon as the direct finished.

Bayonetta is gay for Jeanne

I hope people won't go into the direct expecting big news, like a Demo or a Smash trailer.

If the W101 direct is anything to go by, I'd say there will be Kamiya, they'll show some more gameplay (explaining the techniques more deeply), one new mode (probably multiplayer) and MAYBE one more Nintendo costume for Bayo 1.

Nothing else, really.

>>261621280
Answer this man, I must know as well.

>>261622998
Yeah I realize it was an Angelic weapon, I was a very up close player so I never liked using ranged weapons, only guns.

>>261624661
W101 got a demo after the direct, there is reason to be hyped for it.

>>261620137
More about the bow:
>shoots dragonflies and summons a bigger demon dragonfly
>when you shoot an enemy, you can see the dragonfly "arrows" sticking out of them for a while that fade away, this denotes an attack speed and power debuff

can't remember where I heard this, maybe Platinum's blog?

>>261624661
Kamiya isn't involved with Bayo 2 though, isn't he? Or maybe he's just producing it. But yeah, people gotten be delusional to expect Smash info or anything of the sort. This is gonna be straight Bayo news

>>261624661
Kamiya isn't directing this game, I still think he might make an appearance though. Hashimoto might be our guide through this one.

>>261625051
Hashimoto is the director. Kamiya is the supervisor.

>>261624661

Except we got a demo right after the W101 Direct, retard.

>>261624954
Oh right, damn. Though we must admit the W101 demo did more harm than good in the end. Will they take the same risk again?

Probably a spin off with Jeanna for the New 3D$

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I hope my waifu appears on the direct.

>>261625985
Who is that boy?

>>261621358
There's a chance

>>261620935
But where can I watch it with /v/?

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>>261625693
>did more harm than good

???

>>261625693
>>261625693

Bayo wont do any harm, since it does not have a complex control scheme.

>>261625985
>those shoes with that outfit

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>mfw Iwata in bayo's outfit

>>261624727
The demo is already out, you can download it

>>261626660
Only if it's made of actual hair.

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>invisible nipples

Dropped.

>>261620137
>What faggotry is this?
nigga, it looks fucking awesome

>>261620971

It isn't for the West only, Japan has it as well

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20140905/index.html

>>261626224
This.

What reason is there to live if I don't watch the Bayonetta reveal trailer for Smash without /v/?

>>261624954
>W101 got a demo after the direct, there is reason to be hyped for it
OH SHIT NIGGA I NEED TO PREPARE FOR RECORDING A DEMO CD TOMORROW

I CAN'T DEAL WITH A BAYO2 DEMO RIGHT NOW

>>261626280
People played the W101 demo and though it was a bad game. Then some of them played the game itself and they ended liking it.

Tl; dr: the W101 demo was a clusterfuck that ruined the game's momentum.

>>261627518

It's ok, there are still seven weeks until the game is out. Good luck with your demo.

>>261617958

>made to play bayonetta 2 on a tablet with gamecube graphics

Life sucks.

>>261627780

What's wrong with your TV? I hope it's not serious.

>>261627780
>gamecube graphics
>not owning a Pro controller
What's wrong with you?

>>261624727
>>261621280

Check the eshop niggas, it's there

>>261627780
The GC would implode running a 720p 60 fps game with that polycount and textures.

Not saying Bayo 2 is graphically impressive but a GC? Really?

>>261626874
but the binding of isaac is too inappropriate for nintendo...

>>261628870
I was talking about the Curtain Calls one, not the old Theatrhythm demo.

I am so hyped for this holy shit

I bought a Wii U for this game, and now that it comes with Bayo 1 as well I'm even more hyped.

I'm so excited that it's one of those moments that you can't believe is actually happening.

The closer it gets the more hyped I'll be as well

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>>261627780

Your life sucks.

>>261629232
This doesn't deal with christianity.
It has angels and demons and punching the shit out of god.
But no christianity at all.

>>261629692

None of those things are christian, yes.

>>261629416
Hopefully you bought W101 in the meantime. Please give it a chance

>>261629687
>implying YOUR wiiu is any better
We could of had an awesome version, but we have to settle for this, yet you're happy?

>>261629814
Are you implying angels and demons are a Christian thing only?

>>261629692

Nintendo logic at its finest

>>261627780

if you had said ps3 or 360 I'd let it slide, but GC? dont be crazy anon

>>261626224
>>261627339

one window on Direct, other on /v/ Simple

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>>261629814
The Binding of Isaac deals with christianity, that's why Nintendo turned it down. So people wouldn't get offended.
Bayo has no christianity at all so it's okay.

>>261630042
Yeah, "could have", sorry my bad, was just distracted by mediocrity.

>>261630042

Look man, I know you don't really have a WiiU and your grapes are sour, but what can we do man? What?

Oh right, we could fuck you're mom in the ass wihtout condom, that's what we can do.

Please let there be a demo. I can't waiting another month

>>261629879
I got it with my Wii U and I hated it

I forced myself to continue playing though and now I like it

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I thought it was tomorrow

>>261629692
this game is kind of lewd for Nintendo, I think they've basically thrown their precedent for turning down games for being offensive

No matter what happens /v/ is going to be a wall of shitposting for the next few days.

I hate that this is the only place I can talk about videogames

>>261630059
The angels follow angelic hierarchy and some are based off ancient depictions of angels, so yes they are based on Christianity.

The angels speak Enochian, invented by a Christian

For a more obscure reference, the final boss song mentions the holy trinity

>>261630709
Shit will be worse as soon as the first week sales numbers come in.

>>261629274
The curtain call one is there, I just downloaded it after that anon said it was up

>>261630148
>Fury
>Pain
>Already have Joy
>Fear, Sorrow, and End confirmed when?

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>>261630709

It's up to us.
If we reply to the shitposters' bait, the shitposting will continue.

Usually, Bayonetta fans got good at ignoring shitposters. Nobody cares if you hate Nintendo or Sony, we Bayo fans aren't brand loyalists so we don't give a fuck.

Hopefully people who actually play Bayo 2 when the game releases will flood /v/ with Bayo lewd screenshots.

>>261630847
The game is based on christianity stuff. But it doesn't involve christianity or christian mythology as a thing.
In fact in one of their blog posts, they said that's why they named the angels after "holy, light words" such as "inspired, applause, beloved, joy" instead of giving them names of the angels mentioned in mythology.

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>just got MK8
>come home to see this
It feels like a dream, that the game I bought a Wii U for is finally going to be playable. I also got it for W101 but I've been waiting years for this

>>261630487
Man. I really don't know. I love Bayonetta and I loved the shit out of W101. I'll never get why that game have this "love it or hate it" effect.

>>261630282
Yeah, no I bought one for MH3U, and JUST that makes it worth it.
But saying you ARE happy about B2 being only on wiiu is retarded, and you know it. Stop trying to fool yourself.

>>261631150
Hopefully Bayonetta 2 has better and more costumes

>>261631150
I'm going to do that.
But only after I complete the game once.

>>261630862
I apready know it will sell badly even if I'm a fan. But shitposters will force the "you said bayonetta 2 was going to save the wii U!" bullshit all along.

>>261631456

And I have to believe you why? You are a lying sour grape fox.

I'm happy to play a game that was cancelled and that will be fully otpimized to run on the WiiU at 60fps, yes.

>b-bubut muh graphux

what, do you want Bayo 2 on a shitty Xbone or a PS4? Please.
And if you want every game on PC, then might as well go cry at any other console-exclusive game thread, fuck off.

>>261631627
It'll be W101 all over again, theDude and ACFag will flood this place. Hell, Manlet Tears and his two friends, mini manly and manlittle will come too. I wouldn't be surprised if that faggot queentin came back just to preach his platinum hate.
But worry not, I have a Wii U and I'm going to counter shitposting with Bayolove. You can do the same.

>>261631714
>what, do you want Bayo 2 on a shitty Xbone or a PS4? Please.
You REALLY do think an exclusive wiiu game can do it better?
I didn't think people like this existed.
I bought it 'cause MH3U was ONLY on wiiu(I also bought the 3ds version), and I had to settle. But the fact that you don't understand this simple detail is hilarious.
But hey, if you can enjoy inferior games and still have fun, all the power to you, it's gonna cost a lot less for you to pursue this hobby.

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>>261632298

>thedude will die in your lifetime due to being fat and unhealthy

>>261632298
I'll try to ignore shitposters and talk about the game. If only others would do the same and ignore obvious bait posts. Look at MonHun threads, they are always polite and they were good even during the period the series jumped ship from sony to nintendo consoles.

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>>261632351

Wait, why would you want it on PS4? On fucking PS4?
If anything, I'd rather have it on PC if I had to get a "best" version, but I'm fine with it on the WiiU, the game was cancelled anyway and exists because Nintendo funded it. You know the drill, don't pretend it's the first time you shitpost on a Bayo thread, console warrior-kun.

Stop being a salty sonygger and leave this thread at once.

>>261632351
>You REALLY do think an exclusive wiiu game can do it better?
Yeah. Mainly because it's developed around the hardware. I played the demos at the NOH, so I know what I'm talking about.
But please, take your console wars somewhere else. We don't need that here.

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>>261632298
jesus crisis core ;_;

>>261633332
>That fucking pic
I should be mad but I feel nothing.

>>261632351
lol, I never mentioned ps4, but if it was console exclusive, than as you say, I'd like ps4. If on PC, then of COURSE pc would be better.
The very fact you even SUGGESTED anyone could think a console version would be better is strange.
Now quit being a nigger and seeing threats everywhere.

SOON?

>>261632298

Quintin is too busy on pol making all those Iron Pill comics.

Inb4 new smash reveal towards end

>>261633239
>Yeah. Mainly because it's developed around the hardware.
Imagine if it was BUILT around a better console...
If we're stuck with an inferior version, I'll get that, but stop trying to justify you purchase by saying it's better, YOU'RE the one fueling this fire.

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>>261634804
>direct wrapping up
>expect to go to bed straight after
>Smash reveal
>have to stay for shitstorm

>>261635064
Bed is for gays anyway

>>261634804
they just show black hair and bayo fans get hype
suddenly dark pit

I made it 30-40% through DmC4 before selling my Xbox. That's the only Hack/Slash I've played. I loved the whole thing with buying new combos and moves as time went on from the drops and upgrading skills. Will I get that from Bayo? Will I enjoy it?

>>261634804
>>261635064
Poor souls. You'll end being terribly disappointed.

>>261621280
Already played it

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>>261634608

Okay, too bad, it's not on Ps4, it's on WiiU.
Take it or leave it, mongrol. You don't have a WiiU anyway, you're just satly because you won't be playing the Bayo 2 demo later today like the rest of us.

>>261634608
You sound like fag

>>261635405

>DmC4
>DmC

yes, Bayo has the same structure where you buy new techniques or weapons and accesories, it has even more variation than DMC games.

>>261625564
Bayo2 =/= W101

>>261635437

I would love it, but I'm really not expecting it to be a thing. Kill la Kill exclusive to Wii U is definitely happening though

>>261635607
BAHAHA! What a fucking retard!
You're so sad.

>>261634804

maybe if ZSS didn't exist

>>261635882
That would be really awesome

>>261635042
And you're the one shitting up the thread with your console wars.
Fuck off.

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>They made her ass smaller

FUCKING DROPPED

>>261635448
>Implying I didn't get a wiiu the second MH3U came out
What are you? some sort of pleb?

>>261636158
Are you blind?
It's bigger.

>>261635860
my m and spacebar are missing, I'm stuck pasting m.

>>261629274


it's there you shit,

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>>261636158
>they made her ass smaller

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>>261636312
>>261636570
Maybe next gen we will get more polygons on her ass

So the stream is at 6:00pm in east coast?

>>261637082
its in 1 hour and 10 minutes I do believe.

>>261636148
lol, fuck off, I'm buying this game.
Why are you so offended by how bad it'll be compared to what it could have been?

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>>261637398

>compared to something that doesn't exist

>>261637398
Because that's console wars. Fuck off, we don't care.

>>261637398
Because that's irrelevant and it's not something that belongs to this thread.

>>261637398
It could have been nothing isntead of a Wii U exclusive.
WOW

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>>261633332
>Tfw i was th eone who started that w101 thread
>It has been exactly one year
Shit guys, time really does fly when you're over 20. Im kinda scared

>>261620771
>I don't think you can watch them live on the WiiU
Yes you can
Just get on the direct site and watch it. Even though there's no flash in the browser it still loads a lot of videos/streams

>>261638021
WOW
But it could have also been awesome!

>>261638574
That implies that it could've existed outside Nintendo systems.

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>>261638574

Nah we'd just get a good version on Xbox One, and a silky smooth 30 fps version on Ps4, and neither of them would have included a remaster of Bayo 1.

I'm fine with it being on WiiU. Shut up.

>>261638574
No.
It just wouldn't exist.

What the fuck are they going to announce?
We already know the second game is exclusive.

>>261627637
I bought W101 because of the demo.

>>261638926
I don't think you quite understand what "could" means.
Oh well, have fun!

>>261627637
Demo was great, W101 just isn't a game that spoonfeeds you about everything

I remember a lot fo people saying the demo was glitched/broken because they couldn't figure out how to pass through the warehouse

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>>261639181

probably not many new things, but it will be a Direct dedicated to Bayo, so expect words from Hashimoto and maybe some other staff from the game, some footage (probably stuff we've seen, maybe some surprises).

And maybe a demo release right after the direct ends.

>>261639181

More Nintendo costumes and summons

>>261639181
They're gonna sell the game to us.

That's how game-specific Directs work. It ain't all pre-rendered trailers and celebrity namedropping. We get someone from Platinum to talk to us about the world and the gameplay. Or maybe Iwata.

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>>261638867
Can't wait to save Jeanne.

>>261639181

Bayonetta spin-off for the N3DS.

Bayonetta/Jeanne amiibos.

Preorder DLC.

How to watch the direct on the Wii U?
>How to watch the direct on the Wii U?
How to watch the direct on the Wii U?
>How to watch the direct on the Wii U?

It's fucking 4pm here. When does the Direct start?

>>261639234
You could also not be a huge faggot.
But that isn't going to happen.

>>261639691
The same way as all the other directs.

>>261639725
http://www.joystiq.com/2014/09/03/witch-stream-bayonetta-2-gets-its-own-nintendo-direct-tomorrow/

> September 4 at 3PM PT (6PM ET, 11PM UK Who cares about Shitstralia time)

>>261639847
If I would've watched directs on my Wii U already I wouldnt ask, dont you think?

Is there like, an announement on the eShop or do I have to search it manually on Youtube when it starts?

>>261639847
heh

>>261639691

I think you just got to Nintendo's north american Youtube page and find it there.

>>261640146
>6PM ET
Shit, so another hour for me (CST)

>>261640686
I dont get the YouTube app on that thing, whatever.

Thanks, starting in 45 mins, right?

>>261620890
this looks better than bloodborne just saying

>>261640971
It's another hour for everyone

>>261641282
Both framerate wise and colors wise

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I'm so happy it's coming with Bayo 1, never got a chance to play it

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>>261640971
>Shit, so another hour for me (CST)
>It's another hour for everyone
>for everyone

According to the Twitch stream, the direct will be 31 minutes long.

>>261641723
So 73 minutes til we get to play the demo?

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>yfw short hair

>>261641558
Same. I was so close to buying a 360 to play the first game cause fuck buying it on PS3.

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>>261641723
gonna start with a smash bros schlick sound

>>261642094
You mean schwing.
Schlick is what bitches do.

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Bayonetta 2 by itself will be 17.5GB, according to the eshop now. I didn't see this last time I checked.

The W101 direct was just going over the gameplay systems, release date, Kamiya being adorable, and a Director's Cut trailer

>>261642094
>SCHWING
>BAYONETTA IS A TROPHY
>DARK PIT HAS A BAYONETTA ALT COSTUME
>END

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>yfw

>>261642506
It also has 180 songs, compared to 150 of the original.

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>>261642587

>>261642507
AND A DEMO

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>>261642587
not expecting it but it'd be fuckin awesome

>>261642809
who needs a demo of Bayonetta 2 though?

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>>261642587

Thirty minutes you fags hope you're ready

>>261642506
Good thing I plan on getting the physial

>>261642928
Me?
Everyone?

>>261642992
is there a link to a stream or something anywhere?

>>261643164
Their twitch stream

>>261643164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAOzIv4I1A

It's NSFW so log in if you have an account.

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This is important for any fashion fags itt. Does Bayo wear stockings on her feet, or is that a thin layer of her hair? I was always confused if that was heels + stockings, or ugly boots that she wore.

>>261643164
Here you go. >>261621858

>>261643636
where do you guys always find the youtube links?
when I visit the nintendo youtube page they are never there

>>261643737
Her clothes are entirely made out of her hair.

>>261643737
T.T that should be me

>>261643813
I got it from another thread. I can't seem to ever find them either.

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>>261642587

How much longer?

>>261639691
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/09-04-2014/

>>261644343
~30 mins
starts with the next full hour

>>261644343
half an hour from now and its only 30 mins I hope they drop a bombshell of an annoucement at the end like Bayo crossover with DMC

Goddammit, I need something to do for half an hour.

Guess I'll just keep browsing /v/ like I always do.

>>261644580
I'm starting to get excited.

Quick question, guys

If Bayo's clothes are supposed to be made out of her hair, and she's got short hair in Bayo2, where's the hair coming from this time?

I did play bayo 1 on ps3 but id be more than happy to have a bayo 1 demo on wii u. They will probably do that, since this is not a nintendo game.

>>261644886
it's her pubic hair

>>261644886
If she's got magic hair can't she just have it any length she wants and can grow it at will?

>>261644886
I would assume length doesn't matter.

>>261644886
her anus

>>261644886
She has infinite hair and she controls the length.

>>261644772
Anon, please keep it in your pants

>>261644886
if she can make her entire body coered in hair, obviously she can make her actual hair on her head look short

>>261644886
Back of her head. Watch the trailers again.

IT'S HERE

>>261645423
Why? No one is here to see/

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>>261644972
>>261645085

>>261644886

She's doing it like Jeanne did in her white suit in Bayo 1. Her head hair is short, but there's a thin line running down the back of her neck that forms the suit.

http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo

>>261631150
>Bayonetta 3 or a spin-off
>Setting is during Edo period Japan

Please make this happen, Platinum

>>261645851

Put that shit into your Wii U browser if you want to watch it on your console for some reason.

>>261645556
15 MINUTES ANON. STEADY!

>Youtube of the Direct already has 8 dislikes

TOP LEL

It's gonna be 31 min in length. I wonder what they are gonna talk about for 30 min.

>>261646317
HAHAHA SONNIGGERS AND XBONERS BUTTHURT

>>261646263
>On the bus for at least 40 more minutes
Fug :D

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>there are people who seriously think she'll be in Smash

youtube link plox

>>261646775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAOzIv4I1A

>>261641874
s-sauce? I'm kinda scared to ask where that's from.

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>>261646317
kek 10 now
how salty

>>261646952
gracias, amiibo

>>261617958
>open direct so it'll be ready to stream
>some bullshit number press okay
>it was a birth date verification
>"you can not view this at the time"

i know it was my fault and i already fixed it but why do people even bother to do this shit anymore?

everyone who's gonna watch the stream already know what Bayontta about

>>261647234
>2020-6
>using anything other than youtube

>>261647234
Policy

>>261647234
Legal obligation to cover their asses.

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>watching bayo2 direct
>this pops up

>31 minutes length
>i leave work at 5:25
thanks for making me stay 6 extra minutes in my job shittendo fuck you

>>261647848
ITS RODIN!

SUPER FIGHTING NIGGER!

Anyone else will be fapping during the direct?

>>261647915
>not loving your job
cmon son, fix your shit

>>261647915
Should have stayed home and told your boss you had something important to watch.

>>261648160
...no?

>>261647848
Don't get your hopes up dude.

5 MINUTES to
>>261647848

Is there a youtube stream?
Official link does not work for me.

>>261648684
>>261646952

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>>261619438

>>261648684
Go to their twitch

>>261648871
>my reading comprehension
thanks anon

>>261648246

>"Boss, i have something really important to watch on the internet, is about videogames."

IT'S TIME

OOH HERE WE GO

>>261648160
I fap to japanese guys trying to speak english all of the time

>>261629692
>>261629814
>>261630059
>>261630148
>>261630847
>>261631350
>Christianity

It's actually Abrahamic, although some angels are depicted from Hebrew and Judaist religions as well.

And don't even get me fucking started with the demons. Especially with the Queen.

DooM demons are still better than any other demon ever at all.

HAPPENING

Did she just kick an f-22?

WAIFU SPOTTED
she is the one who played on the Treehouse stream, right?

BASED HASHIMOTO

>DIRECTLY TO YOU
AW SHIT

>Wonder-Toys

lmao

SEXY BODEH

SEXY BODY

>HER SEXY BODY

SEXY BODY

ah fuck I just tuned it, what did I miss

WITCH-CHASING JOURNO

>Hashimoto makes GOTY and still looks non-plussed

>>261650014
Bayonetta's Sexy Body

CAN SHE SAVE HER?

This narrator is shit.
Where's Kamiya-sama?

>POSSIBLE GREATER THREATS
SATAN CONFIRMED

>>261650175
NO
>Game Over

>rescue the princess stroy

WHOLE LOTTA BUTT

>>261650252
Making his own game

>>261650175
Luka loks so cute.

>>261650456
Luka a enormous faggot.

>captcha: ontioney HAIR

That's a pretty wierd

X X X X X X X X X X

oh lord

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Wide openings

That's fucking sick

>bigger combos take off more clothes
>and she gets a banana hammock at some point
YES

>>261650345
>SATAN
>NOT DEATH ITSELF
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT ANON

THAT FUCKING HAMMER. HOYL FUCKING SHIT

>>261650929
DMC had this too, it's just something that action games are forced to use for the unstylish now-a-days

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT FUCKING HAMMER

SPESS MUHREEN TIEM

Dat Hammer

BOOM BOOM BOOM

keep waving your arms gurl

>what's dodge offset

casual

PLEASE GIVE ME A DEMO. I NEED TO FEEL HOW IT PLAYS NOW

I like to have takeaksideskadikzxnashi

>i fucking missed it playing monster hunter

I don't want to start in the middle. Should I wait for the upload?

Oh great, underwater battles. I bet those will be great.

>these treehouse fags
ew

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>underwater levels

>>261652061
It's literally halfway done, I would wait.

>>261652153
they look like air battles, except water.

BUT FUCKING MECh SUIT!

>UNDERWATER LEVELS
FUCK

>achivemnts
I'm ok with that

Undewater levels will just be the same as aerial battles.
No need to worry, this ain't monster hunter.

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why is he so sad

>GOT A BEWITCHMENT
my fucking sides

>tfw never get anything but bronze
platinum mad

FUCK YES COSTUMES

Umbran Gekka is hot

MORPHBALL
STAR FOX COSTUME

FOX SKIN HYPE

THAT AIN'T FALCO

HOLY SHIT FOX

>fox costume

FURRY PORN INCOMING

>dat morphball

FINAL DESTINATION CONFIRMED

STAR FOX BAYO

>STAR FOX

accessories are back.

STARFOX COSTUME FLUFFY TAIL FLUFFY TAIL YESSSSSSSS

FUR SUIT CONFIRMED

>>261652474
Hashimoto never smiles

he's too badass to crack a smile

>>261652281
fuck, I'm missing the hype

MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED
>MORPHBALL AND STAIR FAX CONFIRMED

R-WING PISTOLS

HERE YOU GO DAISY FAGS

DAISY??

>DAISY

Daisy gettin some love as well

dorudoruduu

HOLY SHIT FOX CONFIRMED ALONGSIDE ALL THOSE OTHER COSTUMES AND WEAPONS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MUH DICK

CHAPTER FOUR
CHAP TER FOUR

CHAPTER 4

What chapter is it again?

CHAPTER FOUR

WAS THAT KING GHIDORAH?

CHAPTER 4 GUYS.
CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER FOUR

RODIN CONFIRMED

>DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
>DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
>DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
>DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
>DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
>DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT
DEMON ON ANGEL COMBAT

PLAYABLE RODIN

ONLINE CONFIRMED?

>RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
>RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
>RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
>RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
>RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
>RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
>RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
>RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD
RODIN FUCKING FIST WIZARD

PLAYABLE RODIN IN MULTIPLAYER CO-OP HOLY FUCK

THIS GAME IS LIKE A DIRECT UPGRADE TO BAYO 1 MUH DICK

>>261653498
It already was

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YES.

RODIN CONFIRMED MOTHERFUCKERS!!

ALRIGHT

CHAPTER 4 HOLY SHIT

HALO FOR WII U

WHAT CHAPTER 4 WHAT?
WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN IN CHAPTER 4?