Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario? It's in Smash bros, the black white 2 anime trailer, forced on you in X/Y, given a mega evolution etc. What is so appealing about this thing? I hate it's fucking furry face.
>>260609743
but anon, they've seen all of the porn.
they know what's REALLY going on.
You realize how big Lucario is in Japan, right?
Probably because of Japanese polls or something . You have to remember that western civilization isn't the only one.
>>260609905
It doesn't look cool or strong or anything. It looks like some fursona fur fury fursterbation shit.
>>260609743
>Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario?
Because people do
Am I the only one who loves Lucario in a completely non sexual way?He's been one of my favorites since day one.
>>260609743
Japan loves it. Kids love it.
Because it's a popular Pokemon, of course.
You forgot he is the main character in Pokken.
And he is popular, his appeal is being cool and is used as a mascot to attract people that wouldn't like Pokémon otherwise because they consider Pikachu is too kiddy
>>260610201And hence the popularity
I really have no clue. Secondary Pokemon Mascot other than Pikachu
He's not Nintendo Lightning like Charizard. Now that scaly shit is overrated. In terms of being shoved down our throats
Charizard = Lucario > Pikachu > Mewtwo
>>260609743
Because hes the best pokemon
He's vaguely human, his name is reverse katakana, and he has Super Saiyan powers. Fuck, he was so popular, he got his own J-movie before his game even came out.
>>260610614
>attract people that wouldn't like Pokémon otherwise because they consider Pikachu is too kiddy
What fags, wow.
>>260610614
It does not look cool. It looks fucking stupid and like gay furbait shit. I'm about to post some cool Pokemon you motherfucker.
>>260610253
>Am I the only one who loves Lucario in a completely non sexual way
Its great in-game. Used it in Platinum, Black2, and Y. I used it abit in Brawl but it wasn't really what I'd call my main. I'll definately be using it in Sm4sh though.
>>260609743
I like him, but I tend to like pretty much all dual steel types. All except Scizor. Fuck Scizor.
I get a boner for Egyptian shit so, this is good for me.
>>260611113
Check these quints
>>260610201
>Furry
>Everything is furry
It's really popular with young boys because it's cooler than Pikachu. At least that's what I'd assume.
I was 14 when it first appeared and I've never been very impressed by it.
>>260611392
>14
>First Appeared
Holy shit. I'm fucking old.
>>260611325
OHHHHHH, LUCARIO IS BASED ON ANUBIS. Fuck, it all makes sense now. Suddenly Lucario is way cooler to me.
>>260611113
>barabait
>>260611271
Let's compare steel teams anon. Lemmie hear it.
>>260609743
lucario is gay as hell
bring back mewtwo
>>260611356
>houndoom
mein neiger
>>260611625
Jesus, you are dumb.
>>260611608
I just want to hug him
>>260611625
You JUST got this?
>LuCARIO
>Can be switched to CAIRO
>Cairo, Egypt
>Egyptian Jackal
>>260611113
>>260611356
Here's more Pokemon cooler than Lucario
>>260611608
We all are Anon
We all are....
>>260612296
Weavile, Gyarados, Gliscor, Breloom...
All better Pokes than Lucario
Best Pokemon coming though
>>260609743
Nips fucking love Lucario.
>>260609743
It got a movie before Pokemon Gen 4 came out, so that basically made it popular enough to get in Brawl, which made it even MORE popular.
People DO love Lucario. That's the reason it appears everwhere.
Game Freak tried to do the same with Zoroark and failed.
>>260609743
The kids love him.
>>260609743
Japs love Lucario, so that must mean we like Lucario.
I hate this mindset they've got, but I don't think they're going to pay attention to us anytime soon.
He's the most popular non gen 1 pokemon.
That alone says miles.
>>260614260
Lucario is just as liked in the West as he is in Japan.
>>260614068
I like Zoroark, but atleast he's in smash as a Pokeball
>>260614068
I like Zoroark a lot, he's not a very good viable competitive pokemon. He has a niche but that's it.
>>260614562
>implying even the least popular Gen 1 Poke isn't miles more popular than Lucario
>>260614068
One of the bigger failures was making him so hard to get, Riolu's egg sidequest was cool in DP, making you need an event Pokémon from gen 4 to be able to get Zoroark was retarded.
>>260615409
Aside from Charizard and Mewtwo, there isn't a single Pokemon more popular than Lucario.
>>260615795
Pikachu?
>>260611374
>Klonoa
Just what exactly are you trying to prove here?
>>260615870
Who gives a fuck about Pikachu?
>>260615931
That shit you love is furry
>>260610201
Holy buzzwords Batman
>>260616056
>Can't talk about games with characters that can be considered furry because of shitstorms on /v/
>>260611113
>such gay furry shit
>here's some real cool Pokemon
>proceeds to post muscley anthro animal thing in a speedo
are you fucking kidding me right now
>>260616000
People who want to evolve it into a Raichu.
>>260609743
It's Nintendo's John Cena
>>260616559
That's Charizard.
>>260616365
NIGGA ARE YOU SERIOUSLY HATING ON MACHAMP RIGHT NOW?
THIS MOTHAFUCKA WHO MAKES SHEEVA AND GORO LOOK LIKE PUSSIES?
THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO PUNCHES YOU SO HARD YOU GET CONFUSED?
THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT HAS TO WEAR A POWER LIMITING BELT BECAUSE HE'S JUST TOO STRONK?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>260610702
A two-hooo~
>>260616676
But I like Charizard.
How Game Freak operates
>Push a Pokemon
>If it becomes popular, push it even more
>If it doesn't, dump it and push something else
Lucario advocates the use of hallucinogenic drugs and smoking weed with his pot smoking dreadlocks. He is a threat to the children of the Holy States of Ameriland and all copies of this cockfighting satan "childrens" game made by those devils in China need to be burned and taken away from our children.
>>260616828
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Machamp. Just that he's pretty clearly the Pokemon equivalent of Hard Gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. You let your freak flag fly, ain't my place to judge.
>>260616056
If you hate fury characters you mus hate sonic and every mario character that ever wears a tanuki suit and starfox.
If you ever play a japanese game there is probably a furry in it.
>>260617161
>>260617161
>Implying Pokemon is made by China
>And not the Vietnamese.
>>260616000
That is your Lucario.
This is your Lucario on drugs.
>>260617408
I dont hate furry characters, Im trying to prove a point that you shouldnt call Lucario furry as an insult because tons of other shit you love is also furry
This has apparently gone over everyones thick skulls
>>260617408
>if you hate fury characters
Fuck you, The Fury was great in MGS3
>>260617403
>Implying Hard Gay has even half the muscles of Machamp
>implying Machamp doesn't fuck your girl for gains.
>>260617707
Good thing I don't feed him drugs.
>>260609743
LUCARIO IS GAME FREAKS ROSALINA
POKEMON'S LIGHTNING
NINTENDO'S DEATHSTROKE
>>260616559
>>260618397
Charizard=Superman
Pikachu=Batman
Lucario=Deathstroke
>>260611625
That wasn't YOUR FIRST THOUGHT upon seeing Lucario? "This looks like Anubis"?
Holy fuck you're retarded.
>>260617707
RULES OF NATURE
>Nintendo doesn't give a shit about original Mewtwo and just wants to shove Femtwo on us.
>>260616236
It's kind of a chicken-and-egg scenario: Did the knee-jerk reaction to furry-looking characters spawn from Klonoa threads getting derailed with talk about yiffing shota buttholes and whatnot, or do the furries (and shitposters pretending to be furries) do that on purpose to rile up the people who freak out about furfaggotry? Either way, it's pretty much a fact that anyone who actually wants to discuss a game like Klonoa or Solatorobo is out of luck.
>>260618775
Femtwo is best.
>>260618775
They want the waifufag audience
>>260616056
>>260618814
>Solatorobo
Those threads actually do well most if the time due to how niche the game is though.
>>260611625
Seriously, n'wah?
>>260618775
>implying that Nintendo specifically differentiates between the two, or even cares about the anime beyond its merchandise-moving potential
Mewtwo is Mewtwo, whether the voice is male or female. The Mewtwo character established in the movies has nothing to do with the games - it's just creative liberties taken because all Mewtwo does in the games is stand in a cave and fight you. In the same vein, Mewtwo merchandise is just of the Mewtwo design - there's nothing that really specifies, "this is the Mewtwo from the games" or "this is the Mewtwo from the first movie."
>>260618059
Sounds more like you're trying to convince yourself than me. I already said I don't give a shit if you're favorite pokemon's a leather daddy.
>>260618775
Whats wrong with Femtwo?
>>260618775
I took that picture. Surprised to see my Mewtwofaggotry spreading to /v/.
But what if Lucario was shitposting on /v/?
>>260619467
I wish Lucario looked more like this, then I could like it. But as of now it and its mega just looks like furshit.
>>260619567
He's a gay.
>>260619567
I find this picture intensely uncomfortable.
Part of it is everything being especially humanoid and grounded, yet the midget schoolchild is flying the fuck around and it's clearly a normalized thing.
>>260619467
>Lucario joins the cast of Sonic Boom.png
>>260609743
Shut your fucking mouth you useless fucker, Lucario is the shit
>>260619883
dude, what. Flying midgets should be the least interesting thing in that image.
>>260619883
>I find this picture intensely uncomfortable.
Sounds like a personal problem.
What is with him and chocolate anyway? I know it was in the movie, but chocolate kills dogs.
>>260620201
It's okay, he has aura or something.
>>260620201
He's not a dog, he's a pokemon.
>>260620201
But lucario is a lucario, not a dog.
>>260619567
I thought Mewtwo was the child.
>>260619467
BEERS?
>>260609743
Lucario is the second most popular Pokemon behind Pikachu. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean the popularity isn't there.
>>260620201
>you will never get crushed by a hyper, macro megalucario's cock
Suffering
>>260620183
>implying I implied otherwise
yeah, no shit; what was your first clue? the part where I only referred to myself?
Lucario a shit.
>>260620637
Geez, no need to be so hostile.
>>260620556
Needs morefuck off buibabby:3
Pikachu equals Naruto/Goku/etc.
Lucario equals Sasuke/Vegeta/etc.
Everyone in nipland loves the edgy, super serious faggot character
>>260619368
I dunno man, I definitely would not want to revisit the realms of the last two Solatorobo threads that managed to get over 100 posts. That shit was not pretty, from both the furfags and anti-furfags.
He's a kung fu jackal who shoots Kamehamehas and sounds like Goku.
If there's one use for a Lucario, try shoving the face of someone you hate into it's chest.
>>260620469
>I thought Mewtwo was the child.
How underage can you be?
>>260620669
Who gives a shit about walking thanksgiving?
>>260620636
I did that once in an RP with some gay bara foot fetish lucario. Always asking me to sing.
>>260609743
Lucario is extremely popular with children and the Japanese. It did its job and any further attempt at making a new mascot has failed.
>>260620605
From what I've heard, pikachu being a big deal was initially more of a Western thing and they were pushing for a different pokemon to be the mascot at first.
Riolu > Lucario
>>260620896
>Mew shits out Mewtwo
>implying that's not how you give birth.
>>260620943
>asking you to sing
>erp
W-what
>>260620943
>sing fetish
is that a thing?
>>260621262
What isn't a fetish? I've seen advertisements for a fetish site about furries sneezing.
>>260609743
can people say why lucario is bad without saying "furry"?jiggs the best tho
>>260620201
He never asked to be so popular. He just wanted a quiet life, and now he'll finally get it. Joking aside, chocolate doesn't actually kill dogs. Well, a compound in it, theobromine, does (and it kills people), but most chocolate that isn't baking chocolate has miniscule amounts of theobromine. So Lucario would have to either be eating a hell of a lot of dark chocolate, or shooting up ground cocoa beans to induce anything worse than a stomachache.
>>260620896
>mew gave birth
>we named the newborn mewtwo
eh?
>>260621130
But that fucking wrong retard.
>>260621262
>>260621225
It was fucking weird. Like he wanted me to sing so loud that it would break glass. This would get him off.
>>260621457
>lucario does powdered cocoa like cocaine
>he's steel so the poison doesn't affect him
>>260621038
Yes, Clefairy was originally going to be the mascot. Plans changed.
>>260621482
How can mew give birth if it's genderless?
>>260621508
No it's not.
>>260621532
he wanted you to sing like erotic shit or just any song?
I like Lopunny
>>260621765
clones
>>260621813
We all do.
>>260620201
That is the cutest picture of Lucario I've ever seen.
Ireally like Lucario and want Nintendo/Game Freak to use him even more often
Guys, how big is Lucario's dick?I need numbers
>>260621881
cloning isn't exactly the same as gestating a child.
>>260621793
Wanted me to go "laaaaaaaaaaaaa" really loudly.
>>260622045
>>260622140
12" flaccid?
>>260622278yes
>>260621813
Why does everyone pair her with Lucario anyways?
>>260621813
Leavanny is better.
>>260622440
That's nice
He's nice
Lucario would beat the shit out of you in a game of hoops, niggaaaaaaaa
Is lucario the goku of pokemon?
>>260622596
I kinda want that fursuit or whatever the fuck it is.
>>260622572
Plantbugfucker pls go
>>260622090
there's some shit about it on bulbapedia, apparently the original in japanese was just as ambiguous and they didn't change it in the gba remake
>>260622725
Yes.
Same VA and everything.
>>260617707
Is it still proud of it's power?
>>260622791
Please don't ever. It's a slippery slope, man. Just don't even start.
>>260622725
Isn't he voiced by Goku?
>>260622808
rabbitfucker please go
>>260622896
Don't worry, I'm too poor to ever get into it.
Is this a Lucario?
>>260623073
Why the fuck would you post that?
>>260622896
Not him but
>Get convincing Lucario suit
>Show it off at cons, everyone takes pictures
>Show off my butt, jokingly let others touch it
>Jerk off in my suit later
>Go to private room(s) and take all their cocks like a good little auraslut
>Demand they film me so they can paw off to me as much as they want
Then I remember that having sex with strangers at a con is a really good way to fuck up your life so I don't.
>>260623073
Yes, a water Lucario.
>>260623228
The booty Lucario
Real talk, do you think bringing back Lucario in SSB4 was a good decision?
>>260623409
>>260623073
>>260623146Is it wrong to enjoy anal vore?
>>260623456
Yes, no, maybe. I don't know.
I mean IF and that's a big IF Mewtwo does come back, that means 3 pokemon with very similar Neutral B attacks. Lucario, Granny Ninja and Cat Fetus.
That's a pokeyman
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING POKEMON. MOTHER FUCKER.
>characters always face the screen in smash4
>no more lukebutt taunts
>>260623630
Yes
>>260623630
Yes, consult a therapist right away.
>>260609743
He should've been the token black dude type character in Star Fox or something.
>>260623456
>THIS FUCKING COMIC HAS FUCKING SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
Why? It was pretty hot.
>>260623456
Yes, I love him.
>>260623776
>>260623835
What, you wouldn't want >>260623771 to slam you with his stink tube?
>>260623976
Even if you wake up in the morning and see this?
>>260624242
getdown.gif
>>260624242
Of course.
>>260623938
NO, no, no. I rather forget about that comic. Fuck, I can still remember the Blaziken, and the bug cock... I having war flashbacks man.
>>260624498
That's some dedication, mang.
>>260624549
What even is this comic? Whatever it is I might ask someone to do this to me after seeing it.
>>260612296
it looks like there is an ice projectile dick, about to go into its mouth.
>>260624549
>Bug cock
Well gee now I'm interested
>>260624738
https://e621.net/pool/show/1350
>>260624738
What a headache
>>260624878
>Straight
LOL
Also, the bugdick isn't even ridged or barbed or full of tryptophobic holes
>>>/d/ you casual
>>260625079
Yeah, I dunno what that anon's problem is. It's a fairly vanilla comic.
>>260624878
Okay, can someone get me a downsized Pit to come slash my eyes out now?
>>260609743
I agree anon.
Maybe I'm getting more conservative with age, but there really is no huge merit to the character, he's vaguely human shaped and that's why he and Gardevoir and Greninja got popular compared to lots of other Pokémon: easy to fit into anthropomorphic furry porn.
>>260624738
>>260624835
DON'T REVERSE SEARCH THE IMAGE. It's really fucking disturbing. The worst part is, I was listening to this while reading it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y2MI7uMr6k
So I whenever I think about SMT: Nocturne, that comic comes in my mind.
>>260625312
Too late. I saw it all.
>>260624878
>>260625312
Oh fuck!
>>260625312
Calm the fuck down you retard. There's nothing disturbing about that comic at all. Get off whatever drugs you're taking.
>>260625807
C'mon now. Don't be a cunt.
>>260626049
I'm just showing him what a casual he is though
See this
What do
>>260626314
kick
>>260625807
Thanks, just what I wanted. More badly drawn furry porn.
>>260626360
punch
>>260626459
Punch his butthole until I'm elbow deep*
>>260626241
And risking 404ing the thread in the meantime
>>260626459
it's all in the mind
>>260626529
How deep do you think a butthole is?
>>260626314
Skedaddle out of there. Lucarios are bad business.
>>260626595
It's one post, worst that'll happen is I eat a posting block or ban and I'll be back in 5 minutes
>>260626314
Pull my master under the sheets and cuddle with him :3
>>260609743
becausethe fucking beta furry crowd that plays smash
>tfw no lucario bf/gf
>>260625312
What the fuck. Is this your first trip to the internet or something? that comic is tame as shit with nothing even close to fetish content besides just generic straight pokeporn.
Also dem tits were amazing.
So if he's 12" flaccid, how big is the knot?
>>260627067
So, you want a hermaphrodite?
>>260627189
His entire fist
>>260627091
THE FUCK BUG COCK DISTURBED ME SO MUCH. I DUNNO WHY, BUT THE ART STYLE FELT SO FUCKING CREEPY. DID I MENTION THE BUG PENIS?
>>260627189
Big.
>>260627289
Herm or maleherm?
>>260627438
the only thing I really didn't like about the comic was the really shitty font, if the artist had used a fucking normal comic font it would have been fine
>>260627489
Hey, you're the one who said you wanted a bf/gf. You figure that shit out yourself.
>>260627465
I can't even begin to describe how hard I would fug a female glaceon.
>>260627681
Moar.
>>260627681
>you will never impregnate any pokemon ever
Someone has hurt your Lucario /v/.
How would you comfort it?
>>260627793
okay
>>260627793
This artist's style is amazing but he only has a handful of pictures and most of them are just pinups of the girls posing.
>>260627814
Hugs and kisses, and sex.
>>260627814
>Someone has hurt your Lucario /v/.
>How would you comfort it?
Shove it into a tiny 3 inch ball and throw it at Nurse Joy and tell that pink haired bitch to fix my fucking fighting dog
>>260627814
Take him to the pikecenter.
>>260627681
>not taking the ice-cold knot
>>260609743
Lucario a shit
>>260627814
Beat the shit out of whoever hurt it.
>>260628192
Hi Lust
Fucking slut
Now bend over you goddamn whore
>>260628263
But what if it was you who beat the shit out of it?
Stop hurting yourself, faggot.
Post Fennekin if you're going full lewd at least
>>260628192
male glaceon is alright but female is just super erotic to me
the only eeveelution I'd like more as a male would probably be umbreon, the rest are better as females
>>260611625
You're a smart one huh.
>>260628472
Because you're a gay.
>>260628580
Well d'uh.
>>260628472
The only good knots are the ones that are big enough to shatter your hips
>>260623630
Naw man, naw.
Fighting Pokemon are the best pokemons
>>260628952
h'ok
threads over.
>>260611149
Same here.Used Lucario in almost every main Pokemon game he's in, and he's my main in Brawl.Totally maining him in Smash 4 too.
>>260629405
>>260628952
Oh look they got deleted
Guess we have to keep it to text~
>>260629261
True.
furfags and twelve year olds love it
>>260629543
sauce?
>>260617631
Somebody with editing skills needs to put text on Pikachu that says something like"Mewtwo fans"
That would be just perfect
>>260629991
sounds funny, but not really.
>>260619567
>>260629543
Text is boring.
>>260609743
Lucario really isn't that cool. They're tried to make a new Mewtwo. Just like they've tried to make new Pikachus, the first example being Togepi. They want people to look at pokemon like Lucario and Togepi, and for those pokemon to be considered just as iconic and recognizable as Mewtwo and Pikachu. It'll never happen though.
>>260630210
What's wrong with YOU?
>>260630245
Not mutilating genitals is boring
>>260630443
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly fine knot?
>>260630563
>>260630443
>>260630245
>>260629543
Halt.
>>260623456
He's been my main since Brawl and he has a really unique fighting style, so yeah
>>260630210
>2014
>Not liking Femtwo
I shiggy diggy, my niggy.
>>260630683
What?
>>260630836
>female Mega Mewtwo X
That's different.
>>260630563
Balls and butt can be included
He's steel type, scissors aint gonna do shit anyways
>>260625312
Then you probably shouldn't reverse search this, either. :^)
>>260620669
Blaziken in Smash over Charizard would have been great, even if I love Charizard more.
>>260624878
I made some reaction images. Enjoy.
>>260631451
Can't find anything.
>>260630836
>femtwo
thats gross
>>260609743
people actually love lucario m8
>>260631627
>Male mewtwo
Well how big is -his- dick?
>>260631849
Genderless
ITT people who didn't get their favorite pokemon in smash
>>260609743
They want the autistic Sonic/furry audience.
>>260631980
The last one and the best one.
>>260631908
He's made of genetics, try again
>>260630327
Japan likes Lucario more than Mewtwo though.
>>260631849
5 inch thick and 9 inch long
>>260632002
My favorite pokemon's been in smash since MeleeNot playable though
>>260632002
Falco is not a Pokemon
>>260632286
Why does electric torture suit him so well
>>260632286
>they aren't giants
0/10 wud not commission
>>260609743
Because people really do love it and if you pulled your head out of your ass for at least one second you'd probably see it too.
I'm not surprised you faggots have trouble comprehending that the rest of the world doesn't think the same way you do. I'm sure if it were up to you guys, you'd all be getting Nintendo to make sequels to games that bombed in the first place and causing them to fall into bankruptcy long before they'd ever actually reach it on their own.
>>260632602
meant to reply to
>>260632398
>>260632602
>>260632717
I'm bored what should I fap to
>>260633546
my dead mothers ashes
>>260632602
Good enough for you anon?
>>260609743
nintendo is catering to the furfags that is all
>tfw your bro got in Smash without being forced
Literally no one cared about Froakie back in 2013.
>>260633546
https://e621.net/pool/show/2951
>>260633956
>Totodile as the partner
hey he was my partner as well in Explorer of Sky
>>260633956
7/10 its alright
Does Lucario give a good pawjob?
>>260627289
I wouldn't mind that either.
>>260634790
Probably.
>>260633956
>hey this comic seems cute
>it's gay porn
>>260634931
Oh, Herm.
I don't like cunt boys really. Vagina's are kinda gross.
>>260635186
A maleherm is not a cuntboy.
>>260635186
You know a herm makes it a female that grows a dick, as opposed to a male that gets tits and a slit?
>>260635254
>>260635260
Guys I'm new to this I'm sorry. But yes, Still herm.
>>260635095
What did you expect?
wildcritters .ws /post/show/89133/azuma_minatsu-blush-doujin-eevee-eeveelution-espeo
>>260635254
Cuntboys could be pretty neat too though
>>260635556get out of here nale
>>260635603
Oh yes, cuntboys are delicious.Frankly, I love anything with a vagina.
>>260635603
>>260635896
I mean I'd give anything a try i guess.
>>260635826
Who?
Also, it was the very first gen 4 Pokemon revealed, in Pokemon mystery dungeon red/blue, before diamond/pearl were even announced
>>260636335
Shush, you didn't read anything.
>>260635254
Cuntboys are gross.
Cloaca, however, is hot.
>>260636689
>Liking cloacae
Do you eat shit?
>>260636689
Niggers have opinions too, I guess.
>>260636790
Is that something I have to worry about when looking at 2D pictures?
>>260630245i could make it fun
Post a Pokemon youd rather have in Smash over Lucario.
>>260637205
Emboar or Inferape
>>260637205
>tfw Togekiss will never be in smash
>>260637205
Pic related.
>>260637686
...That's a Pokemon?
>>260637205
>>260637205
Who cares about pokemon?
>tfw no Bob from AC
>>260637180
I dont believe you.
>>260637843well I mean, what do you got to lose
>>260637829
Yes.
>>260638096
I'd pet it and hug it and call it my own
>>260638096
Oh, I recognize it now. I didnt know that big bat Pokemon had a pre.
>>260638360
>barafags
>>260638360
its not a bat its a wyvern
>>260638490
>_______fags
>>260638091
My boredom.
>>260617403
But hard gay is straight, anon
>>260638663
Oh, good point. But still,
>barafags in particular
>>260638702
Exactly, Lose your boredom!
>But Jolteon I can't plug it in
>>260638869
Id argue with you but I just found some nice Charizard + Greninja porn.
>>260638913
oh god my dick
>you can't like anything with fur because furries might want to massage Patrick Stewart to it
What a fucking stupid rule. Should I demolish my Animal Crossing town because some people who have nothing to do with me pop a denim tent over the villagers? Something having fur doesn't make it automatically shit just because you can't handle furries existing you stupid cunt. Lucario is fine. I don't hate his design, but that doesn't mean I'm not about to Gelbooru tag him.
>>260639219
Doesn't mean I'm about to, rather. Unfortunate typo that.
>>260639193
Electrics are p neat
>>260639374
Come on bro. Nothing wrong with it.
Let your basic desires take over, just for a few minutes.
>>260638913
you forgot to shoop the hole out, anon
>>260639458
Oh god that's hilarious
>Do it, do it you bitch
>>260639476
It's off center
It's not a butthole, but part of the leg tuft
>>260638959
Share it with us
>>260639618He could still suck me off I guess
>>260615649
I remember being mildly stoked at 24 that I happened to finally have gotten the right event pokemon
>>260639687
https://e621.net/post/index/1/kikunyi
I know Japanese so yay for me.
>>260611608
But that means he's 22 years old
>>260620669
>>260631468
Dlc to promote the gen 3 remakes
>>260639739
Thats a picture of a piece of shit hanging on the wall isn't it?
>>260639739
Creepy.
>>260639460
With what, furries? I didn't say there was. You can diddle your fiddle to whatever tune you want. None of my business. You guys have a tendency to derail threads into furry porn dumps, but other than that I could care less about you.
>>260639986
Chocolate
>>260639739
I love the hat rack
>>260639986
That's Iron Island, you know, the island Riley owns?
>>260639458
>you will never pet a raichu's belly
why even go on living
>>260616559
But lucario knows TOO MANY moves.
>Nintendo thinks Lucario is a good enough replacement for Mewtwo.
Mewtwo is such a great Pokemon. I don't understand why they think they need Mewtwo 2.0. I like Lucario, but this Pokemon cannot replace Mewtwo. I'm not even a nostalgia fag, I think the games have gotten much better and I like the new Pokemon, but it's blatantly obvious they want Lucario to be more popular than Mewtwo, and that shit makes no sense.
>>260639458
man is this supposed to be arousing
>>260640298
Yeah, that's why they just brought him back for another movie and made him a huge part of the X Y reveal.
>>260640298
The only thing that ever tried to be the new Mewtwo was Genesect and maybe Deoxys. Those two are far more comparable to Mewtwo than Lucario is.
That said, I think Deoxys might've actually beaten out Mewtwo in popularity in Japan.
>>260640403
Go on
Do it
Plug him in
>>260626825
>tfw you'll never cuddle with your lucario
>>260640248
Good question, guess you should just kill yourself you degenerate.
>>260639739
>Spot the real lucario.jpg
>>260640528
Wouldn't the better pun be "Turn him on"
>>260640494
X Y reveal?
>>260609743
>Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario? It's in Smash bros, the main character uses one in almost every series of the anime, has two megas in X/Y and was even the focus of two small anime-arcs. What is so appealing about this thing? I want to put out the flame on it's tail
If you don't like it, you could always, you know, not use it.
>>260640556
The one who's face is being used as a hat rack
thread needs more gay lucario
>>260641323
No, it doesn't.
>>260641323
Needs more Sylveon being knotted
>>260609743
I know what you really want
>>260639739
Why is that calender's picture a Lucario ass shot
>>260641404
>>260641364
>>260641323
Buying poke bf
>>260641515
Buying poke gf
>>260640972
How did Mewtwo introduce Mega Evolutions? I thought the first time you encountered them was with Lucario.
>>260641498and what is that?
>>260641720
We're talking about pre-release.
>>260619467
This should have been his mega
>>260641693open to that too
>>260641970
You can have the bf, I'll take the gf.
>>260641720
Before the game was released, Mewtwo was used to reveal mega evolutions as a feature in X and Y. They used him and his Y form in a main series movie soon after. A pokemon getting popular doesn't mean they're throwing all the other marketed pokemon in the garbage in favor of them.
>>260642059we could have each other
>the raichu mousepad image was kill la killed
Lol
>>260642195Are you a gf?
>>260642195
We've got each other and that's a lotFor love - we'll give it a shot
>>260642342
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
WE'RE HALF WAY THEEREEE
>>260642421
WOAAAAAAAAAAH
LIVIN ON A PRAYER
>>260642298
I am as manly as they get.
>>260642558
Then I'll take the gf, sorry.
>>260642234
The cute plumpness of the stomach triggered the mods.
Its okay, I saved it in time.
>>260642606
T-thanks
best piss
Slowbro, Gengar and Raichu are my favorite Pogeymans.
>>260639803
then why aren't you translating the rest of that shit
>>260642774
All worth petting.
>>260642481
TAKE MY HAND
WE'LL MAKE IT, I SWEEAR
>>260609743
You're right. Ditto is better.
We need a game where the rival is a Ditto posing as a trainer
>>260642774
Slowbro and Gengar are pimp class. My favorite is Seismitoad. How do you feel about those guys' mega evolutions?
>>260612296
Well that's not fair to Lucario, Can you honestly name one pokemon cooler than Salamence?
>>260642857
??????
>>260642969
WOOOAAAAAH
LIVIN ON A PRAYER
LIIVIIIIIIIN ON A PRAAAAAAAAAAYER
>>260643118
Any of them, since they do not have the absolute worst wings of all time.
>>260643163
>you'll never make it (I swear) with lucario
>>260642978
I wrote a fanfiction based off of that idea.
>>260643118
Salamence is a fucking awful design. Lots of things are cooler.
>>260643285
ICE COLD
>>260642669
I'll take you as a bf
>>260643541
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NOW LADIES
>>260609743
Wait, didnt furry used to be an autosage word?
>>260643638
Let's talk first, steam?
>>260643679
YEAH
>>260643742
So did reddit
>>260643805
What's yours?
>>260640298
Mewtwo is probably just another legendary to kids.
>>260643412
Don't remind me;_;
>>260643809
I dont really understand how reddits system works but I dont think thats true knowing them.
>>260643880http://steamcommunity.com/id/sodapopSquid/
>>260643926
No, you couldn't post the actual word "reddit."
>>260620669
>Choose Torchic back when I bought Ruby
>Evolve him into his second stage then finally get him to evolve into Blaziken
>Immediately delete file and choose mudkip instead
>>260644005
Oh.
That makes more sense.
>>260643809
Now we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds
Now don't have me to break this thing down for nothing
Now I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor
>>260643809
Reddit was outright filtered.
People STILL type leddit instead of reddit sometimes
>>260620201
>chocolate kills dogs
Sure thing, bub
>>260620201
In high amounts it does, dogs can't handle rich food like pork and chocolate
>>260644896
>>chocolate kills dogs
It does you fucking doorknob
>>260645298
They can't handle pork, either?
Chocolate is poison for humans too.
Technically.
>>260645554
So is water and videogames.
>>260645554
Water is also poison if you drink too much.
Oxygen too.
Fucking anything is lethal in large doses
>>260620201
pokemons isn't dogs, anon
Know what Pokemon the world needs to like more?
JOLTIK.
>>260645421
Doing a quick check on Google implies it's not so extreme. My parents used to breed beagles and judge dogs however, so I'd take their word for it.
>>260645721
Joltik a best.
>>260627814
Hello, I am the Pokemon Z villain!
If you Lucario got hurt then I would throw it away!
Soon my machine will be complete to turn all humans into pokemon as punishment for fighting pokemon and not because it turns me on, then that Lucario will be one of the slave pokemon!
Mahahahahahaha!
>>260646526
>turn all humans into pokemon
>>260646921
No you fool! You should be fearful, you sick fuck!
You will also be one of the slave pokemon!
>>260647278
>You will also be one of the slave pokemon!
Oh.
>>260647278
>you will also be one of the slave pokemon!
Oh~
>>260647278
>You will also be one of the slave pokemon!
So what's the downside?
>>260647686
>>260647909
FUCK YOU GUYS!
Im abandoning this plan!
>>260609743
Because he's going to be in Pokken.
>>260649609
I wanna be in Pokken.
>>260640248
Maybe you could rub someone else's belly.