>guy coughs in mic
>it's one of those "god help me I'm dying" coughs
or worse yet
>That guy who types loudly
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
>have no mousepad, old one thrown out, waiting for new one
>scrolling mouse quickly while in teamspeak
>mic picks it up
>"Dude are you sawing wood or something?"
made me chuckle
>the guy with loud domestic violence happening in the background
>That mexican or hispanic dude that has music playing in the background while his family are having an argument? or something in the background also
>Guy is loudly mouthbreathing into his mic
>"Hey, man, can you move your mic away from you a bit? I can hear you breathing"
>"Oh yeah, sure. No problem. Sorry about that"
>5 minutes later
>Forced to endure the breathing or constantly remind him about it
>people who have shitting music playing in the background
>and sing along with it
>console game has open mics and no mute option
>mexican guy talking in spanish
>with his TV playing mexican news
>and a radio blaring mexican music
>and his baby crying
>with his kids arguing in spanish in the background
I hate mexicans in online games.
>people are talking strategy
>suddenly some girl starts baby talking to her dog and interrupts everyone
>"WHOSE A GOOD BOY!? WHOSE A GOOD BOY?! YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE"
>"can you please shut the fuck up or turn your mic off, we are trying to talk about the actual GAME we are playing"
>get banned because it's the admins girlfriend
I cannot stand being in the same room as a loud eater.
My dad is one and I have to suppress my rage.
I just can't handle the sound of people who can't chew without making a shitton of noise.
>mfw I burp like Barney Gumble over the mic in the middle of a sentence
why is my stomach shit
>you can hear their lips smacking as they talk
>people that let their phone ring and doesnt answer it
last time it happened it must have been a house phone with no answering machine because it went for 5 fucking minutes
>That one guy who feels the need to eat
>Right in the middle of a game
>With five other people waiting on him
>He comes back with his food and eats at the speed of so-fucking-slow
>That guy with a bladder the size of a walnut
Haha yeah man fuck these guys r-right ?
>Guy who eats with his mouth open, smacking and crunching with his mic on, while he talks.
>Guy who burps and makes disgusting fatbody noises
>Guy who has wireless headset
>Guy takes his mic with him to shit and piss and leaves it on all the time.
>Goes AFK during a raid to shit, and we all hear his sloppy shitfarts and groaning and notice he hasn't entered the encounter area.
>Guy who just mutes his sound (still wearing his headset,) and masturbates without realizing everyone in vent hears him.
>that person who gets a text message every 30 seconds with an annoying text alarm
>everytime they respond the letter make a loud clicking sound
>they do this right up to the mic for the whole game
There really needs to be a GTA or Telltale type Always Sunny in Philadelphia game.
>guy in my teamspeak has a heart attack on mic
>uses open mic, not push to talk so we hear everything from him screaming in pain to his kids crying to the ambulance taking him away
Shit was traumatising man
>little kid using teamspeak
>his parents are yelling in he background
>not using push-to-talk
>when you hear some guy's mom in the background and he quickly mutes
>when some guy's mic is broke and occasionally makes the most horrifying shriek
>that guy with the TV in the background half the time
>Can hear the game through the mic a half second after you hear it in game
>Can hear loud breathing
>When game starts the fight stick goes CLACKITY CLACKITY CLACK
Man, fuck dudes on Street Fighter 4
>some dude suddenly gets low quality/static/stutter
>"dude fix your mic"
>he turns up the volume
>"how about now?"
>"no dude, the volume is ok your quality is low"
>he turns up the volume
>"how about now?"
>dude, no, your voice is fine, just fix your fucking mic
>he turns up the volume
>ear rape intensifies
>"HOW ABOUT NOW"
I do that too but everyone says my laugh is hilarious so it balances out
>that guy who constantly put the mic up to his ass whenever he had to fart
>playing pso on xbox with some guy
>hear repeated sharp noise every few seconds
>"hey, what's that I hear?"
>"oh sorry, my mom's pressing empty cans.
My fucking roommate, god damn, its so bad, he eats overly spicy food and chews with his mouth open while sucking in air cause of the chilly. It sounds like an down's syndrome dog trying to drink water.
I always take the headset off and fart into the mic
>Be on TS last night
>Drinking some whiskey
>Friend in TS
>Fart in mic all night and say I'm gassing Jews
>that one guy whose computer sounds like it's about to take off
>tfw you realize if you keep playing games all the time you are going to be like this
>mfw someone actually said be back soon guys I gotta go peel potatoes
He was gone for 2 hours
>joining a Ts to play with bros
>not playing seriously
I bet you're the guy in your group of friends that's shit at games despite playing them constantly and when they call you on your faggotry you say LOL ITS JUST A GAME CALM DOWN, don't you faggot?
Those are the fucking worst
"alright anon I'll need you to do this over there and that..."
>does the opposite on purpose
Fuck those fucks
>start up darkrp server few years ago
>becomes one of the most popular
>fun for a few weeks, becomes tedious after a while
>leave it online with my friend working on it
>i sign in rarely
>i check/fix it weekly for broken content
>has 20-50 people on daily
>i join after more than a month of absence, still shit, not fun.
>a bunch of new admins, i don't even know these people
>no one knows who i am
i like this
this started in 2011
basically i end up just harassing people and muting them to everyone besides me. i currently have over 300 hours of people screaming
i still do it to this day
>that guy with the loud ass fan in the background
>that one guy who comes on camera
>everything around him is pitch black except for the screen lighting his face
>some guy eating chips or whatever
>another guy asks if he can have some
>suddenly hear MMMPPHHHMPHMMPHMPPHHHH
>suddenly killed by an inno
>ask in the chatbox why they did it
>you ran away when I asked why you were wounded
>bro ima go out to get some milk
>loud thrashing and thumping noises
>last online: 268 days ago
>that guy who is always eating when he talks
>that guy who always sounds like he has a mouth full of tortilla chips when ever he talks
>that guy who always transmits every noise his body makes
>that guy who has to share everything he watches on youtube
>that guy who always uses a tourettes guy soundboard
"Hey anon why don't you join us in vent anymore?"
welcome to my burning crusade raiding experience. Just thinking about it gets me annoyed. Everyone did their jobs but god damn were they some of the most disgusting fucks ever.
>that guy who gets mad at the nickname the group has given him
Fat Dan, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself you obese piece of shit. You made me hate fat people you fucking pussy ass bitch.
>while playing vidya
How fucking fat was this guy? How the fuck do you have a heart attack sitting on your ass?
>Insinuando que use google para escribir eso
Vete a la verga cabron
>That guy who is so fucking pathetic and stupid and spends money on a mic for his computer and yet never ever uses it because he's too nervous to talk to people
Yeah fuck that gu-HEH oh wait that's me
I have regular sneezing fits of like 6 or more sneezes in a row like every 4 or 5 days
I never get sick or anything and doctors could not find a reason and have grown to love the feeling of sneezing so who cares about it
>guy leaves mic on open all day
>ironically self deprecating
I can throw up on demand.
my friends when I was a kid always told me I should have used it to get out of school but instead I would use it sort of regurgitate to get a 2nd taste of my favorite foods
>> brb dog needs to go out
FUCKING BITCH DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS SERIOUS?
> Usually chill guy but have a temper
>Have friends start to cock things up in team games
>If it's me too I just get bummed but if I'm doing well I start pointing out how much they fucked up when they start talking about what went down
> Always feel terrible afterwards
It's like a dual personality. I go out of my way and attempt to put friends/others first the majority of the time, but game rage makes me cruel
>that guy who fucking eats with his mouth open
that reminds me of this persian guy in my old TBC guild who had a baby
one day during a raid his baby starts screaming bloody murder
we tell him to check on his kid multiple times
he just says "huh? oh it's ok"
>guy has a heart attack
>poor kids thinking daddy is going to die
>he see's himself getting kick/banned from the game
>gives up the struggle and walks to the light
Funnies thing I hear while on the mic was a someone who had just joined the server and during a lull in the conversation we hear this huge 8 deep two-tone fart. Everyone in the server cracks ups for a good two minutes, we all calm down and they the offending party laughs and says "meh whatever"
it's a girl, marriage proposals fly out for the next 10 minutes.
>someone mic spamming Hitler's speeches
>he's playing really well and the admins don't want to kick him cause he's dominating the team they are not on.
>mfw he is also a healer and healing people a lot and they respond "thank you mien fuhrer"
I must've found the /pol/ server or some shit
>playing with friends
>hear myself on feedback
>sound monotonous as fuck
>try to sound less monotonous
You freaks literally sicken me.
>that black guy who plays hip-hop over his shitty mic
>that white hipster who plays lil b and death grips over his shitty mic
Thank god i was alone
I didnt flat out puke my food though
Best example are ritz
Chew a fuckton swallow and slowly bring them up your throat than get two ritz and make a puke ritz mini sandwhich
>"CAN YOU HEAR ME GUYS?"
Use the fucking test function you gigantic faggots.
It's sad because my parents were stupid fucking luddites who thought me playing on the n64 was somehow breaking up their marriage. I don't get it, why shove all the blame on your kid if you can't handle a fucking relationship?
The only thing good that came out of those dumb fucks is my nearly 1 million in inheritance, but I'd rather have had a decent family than a shit ton of money after my childhood was fucked.
Quick /v/, give me things to mic spam on servers
I've been using this a lot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM but could use some more.
>That person that declares she's a girl in-game.
>Tries to do cutesy shit online, gets annoying.
>Wants to get on skype/vent or some shit.
>It's some old ass hag 40's maybe?
>Has that nasty ass Akuma/Strep Throat voice, like she's been smoking since she was 15.
>Sounds depressed & nasty.
well I started off by just basically swallowing air and burping it back out
after enough time you should start to get a good feel and control over the muscles in your throat that are used then you just have to try to do it without swallowing air first.
thats how I learnt it though just be prepared the first few times you might get a little bit of heartburn, nothing too bad but it will make you uncomfortable
>that friend in the skype convo who forgot to mute himself
>he starts watching porn
>you can hear him fap
I hate when this happens. Could be nothing, but you never know. To the guy who always played heavy in TF2 with me, I hope you're ok.
>Handful of tight game friends when I played WoW from Vanilla to Cata, Rp-PvP server
> Female blood elf friend always ERPing with errybody, text based turboslut but a good game friend
> Find out she's some 40 something who runs a cattle farm
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I have acid reflux so i'm used to heart burn and such but it seems like a nifty little trick to know if some psychopath saws off your arms and force feeds you mcdonalds or something and you need to vomit it up without the use of your fingers.
That or you get desperate for cash and do extreme fetish porn.
>tfw youre trying to fap but friend wont stop messaging you on skype
> On Skype with two Steam friends
> Post game chatting
> They start talking amongst themselves so I mute my mic to go fap
>"Anon, you still there?" "It says he's still in the call." "Anon? Hellooo?"
>Have chronic cough for about a month.
>Go to the doctor.
>He says it's bronchitis and gives me some medicine, mentioned something about a nasal drip.
>A month passes.
>Still have the cough.
>Go back to the doctor's.
>They scan my chest.
>Turns out I have lung cancer.
>I've never smoked in my entire life.
>Doctor says it's from second-hand smoke since I cook and wait for a restaurant.
Fuck my life.
Blog post is over.
>that friend in steam group chat who forgot to mute himself
>his parents walk him to discuss him getting a job, going to college, missionary, and moving out
>you can hear him desperately try to bullshit his way out of the conversation
>having an open mic
>playing games I like
>That guy that forgets about TS and his mic while he faps loudly
Will you be okay? Anonymousekun?
Push to talk is shit by the way and if you use it you're shit.
>not having a 2-3 best fuckin bros palling it up on skype.
>not having to push to talk to include things like laughter
>push to talk is so god damned forced
>open mic is off the cuff and real conversation.
I'm sure PTT is useful for huge raids and all that nerd shit, but its clearly the worst choice.
Fuckity fuck fuck. Why do people think we want to hear them laughing? Hell, man.
>Doing RBG's in WoW
>Everybody is talking coordinating
>Suddenly everyone stops talking
>Eventually someone asks who the fuck is mouthbreathing
>They check the Skype call for who it is
>"Anon what the fuck? Stop mouthbreathing you retard."
>Not even mouthbreathing
>End up holding my breath for the rest of the game with the occasional breathing pauses when I'm dead
I swear to god, my mic is just sensitive and picks up my nose breathing. At least it did in the leaders skype call, as nobody ever has mentioned it before to me.
Fuck that was embarrassing.
>push to talk
>someone says something funny
>makes conversations feel dark and depressing.
>just hardcore gaymin?
Are you retarded? I know you hate human contact but seriously?
Y..yeah, I'm trying. But this shitty lifestyle I'm living is addictive man, I'm addicted to the shit I'm eating, it's rough. I've considered suicide many times, but never follow through with it. I need to get into shape or my weight will kill me.
I fapped in the back seat while my dad was driving me and someone else to a camp site.
>TFW none of my friends want to talk on vent or mumble
I know its just asking for cancer but are there any /v/ servers for mumble/vent/teamspeak
>having fun talking to friends while playing video game
>we're all autistic nerd losers but we still talk because we're among peers
>a girl joins and starts talking
>everyone goes dead silent for the rest of the session
>no one starts talking either because autistic nerd losers
>stream some games
>get done wanna jerk off
>paranoid that OBS didnt close properly and will start streaming my porn
>hearing heavy breathing
>boss fight starts
>CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
>spamming that button as if there was no tomorrow
>boss fight ends
>raid leader tells her to switch press-to-speak
>"you guys could hear me?"
I dont understand you people. I eat like a fucking retard but i'm still not fat. I just eat once a day.
Just only eat once man. You dont have to give up your Mac n Cheese n Mashed Potatoes (which is delicious).
>get into the habit of fapping in bed with my phone
>suddenly get text from my friend
>close porn tab as if they somehow know
my grandad screams out "PUSSY" when he sneezes, claims his grandad did it too and he does it to joke around
it's hilarious when the neighbors suddenly hear pussy being exclaimed
Ain't nothing wrong with screaming pussy
I know its anti social i've used mumble and vent and teamspeak. I hate every one of them.
>OH JUST TURN OPEN MIC ON
NO. Thats not why you use those. Everyone uses those programs for push to talk. Its just expected.
>Hey man install TS
Okay so you dont want an open mic. Thats fine.
The only time i think its justified is for raiding or shit on EVE when you have so many people open mic would be a disaster.
>tfw you sneeze so hard you feel like the muscle fibers in your arms ripped themselves
>tfw they hurt for minutes
I have my own apartment and still minimize porn windows when I step away from the computer
>Hang out with 2 or 3 bros online, play games often
>Not all of us are autistic NEETs but we're definitely all far from normal people
>Some women occasionally join us
Things go fine for awhile but eventually we all start trolling each other and seeing if we can make anyone else upset, women get caught in the cross fire, get upset and leave. One guys sister we made cry. He got so much shit for that from his family it was pretty hilarious though we were all in hysterics.
Yes. What, did you think women don't watch porn? That's...
Well then you have a wonderful metabolism but are still probably unhealthy. Also, this is an extreme comparison and in no way too similar, but do you understand an alcoholic? You don't just say "stop drinking lol", it's an addiction man, and people overcome addiction at different paces man, I'm trying man, slowly but surely.
I'm going through that kind of half assed hyperventilating laugh people sometimes do and it's making me feel sick, but I can't stop laughing.
>Call up internet provider
>Get told be a person to stay on hold
>Sudden urge to fap
>Open up porn folder
>Cacophony of slap signals, moaning, and slow jazz ensues
>6 minutes later
>"Um... ex-excuse me sir. You needed assistance?"
Pretty sure he knew.
Not that I really care.
Is sitting naked in a wagon cool?
>loud, angry screaming coming through the mic
>it's not coming from the guy using it
>raiding with guild mates
>some muffled voices arguing
>coming from our tank
>hear door burst open
>father comes in shouting
>STILL PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME
>DO SOMETHING FOR SCHOOL
>yelling continues for ever
>tank tries to defend himself
>eventually starts crying
>father yells even louder
>hear a loud smacking sound
>tank cries even louder
>more yelling and screaming and slapping
>door slams shut
>parents arguing muffled
>everyone in TS is silent
>after a while tank disconnects
>never comes online again
>white guy is talking in white
>with his TV playing white news
>and a radio blaring white music
>and his baby crying in white
>with his kids arguing in white in the background
Argentiniansin online games.
I was on garry's mod and some guy had his kid actually join the RP server to play with him, and the dad flipped his fucking shit and fucking broke the laptop and the guy's wife even came home.
The dad fucking whipped his ass and fucking kept rping like it was nothing.
Everyone hates argentina. Arrogant pricks
If a tank can't defend, then he's dead weight.
>on android phone
>click this link from clover
>opens in browser
>browser closes, back to clover
>oh god it's still playing
>hit the recents button, click on my browser
>none of the browser tabs are Vocaroo
>MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
>in a frenzy, I turn off the screen and stuff phone in between the cushions of the couch
>the motion hit the volume rocker and maxed it out
>MUNCH CRINKLE MUNCH SNORT loudly projecting from my couch
Ive had enough of this shit, fuck you /v/
>not having a mcdonalds/burgerking cup drink full of ice and soda that keeps swishing around and making that annoying noise when the straw is moving up and down and slurping really loud on the drink.
>relying on a teenager to be your raid tank
Best tank ranking:
1. Well off middle age men
2. Tryhard "gamer" collegefags, preferably with gamer roommate.
I guess he wasn't geared up in real life.
>me and my bro playing CS GO
>as soon as he dies he keeps on rambling about the most retarded shit
>I tell him to shut the fuck up
>"because I am still living!"
Happens about 15 times each match.
>brb guys, going to pick up some weed
>last online: 420 days ago
Is this a pasta? I swear I've seen something like it before.
man i feel bad for the past generation
its the first fucking generation to have a hobby which you cant just PAUSE IT, because its not like a book or a dvd player (well except singleplayer gamers)
so its natural for parents to not understand
>Don't kill yourself, that's retarded
Yeah, consciously I recognize that, but my depression doesn't. And I am going to a gym ATM, granted I'm just doing cardio and dieting until I slim down, but it's a step.
Prepare for some tragicomic story
>playing GW2 with gf and guild
>hey m8 you up for this dungeon?
>it's going to take half hour are you sure?
>yeah yeah no problem I'm free all night
>AFK 1 MIN BRB
>start to hate this guy
>gf likes him apparently
>they start to talk on vent and chat even when I'm not around
>start being somewhat jealous although he's an ugly as shit fatty and I'm blonde/blue eyed ripped german
>"whatever he has no chance I'll let her talk to him"
>they start talking 1 hour a day
>she starts having typical "I have a crush on another guy" behaviors
>one day join chat with whole guild, gf beside me playing too
>"so honey you have a crush on that thing?"
>"yeah you and fattyboy keep talking hours a day"
>whole guild going woah
>"n-no he's just a f-friend"
>"yeah sure, pack your stuff and leave my house whore"
>"hey fatty what do you have that I don't anyways? you look like a fucking Oblivion character"
>mass histeric laughter
>"w-well I'm rich and do e-everything she asks unlike you"
>fattyboy has logged of
>"oh btw hanna, I was fucking your sister in the last 4 months, she's much hotter and not fucking retarded"
>she starts crying and leaves
>both never heard of again
>becomes guild's inside joke
>her sister joins guild
>mfw I'm now married to her
Nope, but something like that happens fairly often. Especially in MMOs. Hell, even I remember arguments with my parents about MMOs. Most parents don't realize that you can't just stop playing and that you have a commitment for a few hours.
>that one guy who comes home, decides its completely fine to join a teamspeak/vent/mumble channel with no intention of playing the game being played, he just complains about his life constantly and never shuts his fucking mouth
I wanna play the game with these people, not hear about how much you hate your job, how stupid people are, or your money problems. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
hey bro, you missed the part where you pulled out your dual katanas forged by japanese master smiths and cut that "fatty" in two
I'm kinda like that. Usually chill as fuck but sometimes I let a small percentage of anger slip out
>Holy shit man chill
>Calm down anon christ
>mfw I was hardly even that mad
Makes me kinda scared how I sound in full blown rage.
Oh boy, the memories of my halcyon days of youth.
>playing star ocean:tss
>"Anon! Are you still on that nintendo!?"
>"Game time finished 20min ago!"
>"Mom, I know! Just let me beat this boss so I can save! PLEASE!"
>sweating bullets as mom hovers over me while I beat the boss by the skin of my teeth
>those would be awesome to play games with and talk to people that have the one hang up that prevents them from said awesome status, such as for example, they say typical twitch cancer phrases every other sentence
Holy shit the littlest fucking thing is not "hype". No one was "rekt" at all whatsoever. You are speaking with your voice there is no reason to say Kappa at the end of your sentence, just fucking use sarcasm with your VOICE. Stop adding "irino" on everything, you are not from the 90s and you are also not 7.
Goddamn I hate twitch.
>women in MMOs
Don't get me fucking started. Left my old guild because everyone turned into a fucking whiteknight once this girl had joined.
>gets spot in our raiding group
>fucks up regularly
>call out that bullshit
>"dude lay off"
>stop healing her after she again pulls aggro after a threat reset
>whole guild turns on me
Fucking hate women in my games. Every guy would've been kicked for that shit.
Man I don't understand how you guys can be loud as fuck while you fap, I have never been loud when i fap for as long as I remember, I hardly even make noise even, it perplexes me when I read this shit
I've seen this happen far too many times. Even the ones that are okay players and seem nice end up causing drama, maybe it takes a few months, maybe it takes a year and a half but it ALWAYS happens.
The number of bros I've seen get kicked out of the raid group or great players gkicked just because of some bitch is staggering.
>boyfriend screams at me for hours about how I need to play GW2 with him or he'll leave me
>I'm flat broke and I don't have anywhere else to go, I'll literally be homeless if he kicks me out
>one of his guildmates is this really sweet guy
>he often excuses himself to privately chat to me about how I deserve better
>begin to take a liking to him
>boyfriend starts yelling at me again, tells me about how he's a fat jew or something like that, and that his Aryan presence should compel me to stay
>he's just as portly as the other guy and his blonde hair is just highlighted streaks
>keep playing GW2 so that he won't hit me or kick me out
>suddenly he stammers something about me being in love with someone else
>ask him what he's talking about
>starts screaming at the top of his lungs about "fattyboy"
>guild tells him to calm down
>continues screaming, tells me to leave, also yells at the fat guy
>guild starts asking him what the fuck is wrong with him
>other guy tells him to calm down or he'll call the cops to the house
>boyfriend starts sobbing loudly, starts sputtering something about not being "inadequate"
>other guy says he can't take this shit and logs off
>boyfriend yells again, says he fucked my sister
>I don't have a sister
>he runs off to the bedroom in tears
>other guy only lives about five miles away
>move over to his place
>mfw we're getting married next month
>mfw old boyfriend apparently told the guild he was going to buy an oxygen tank and facemask today
>guy without push to talk
>parents come in to talk to him about getting a job
>tries to bullshit his way out the conversation
>still has his headset on cause someone accidentally makes him laugh and we hear him snicker
>dad goes "You think this is funny you little shit, disrespect me again and watch what happens"
>Is actually stupid enough to leave his headset on, maybe forgot
>we actively try to make him laugh now by playing stupid clips, telling jokes, meme spewing or making sounds
>suddenly instantly offline
>offline for two weeks
I wonder what happened
>someone uses the "ur mom" joke ironically
>it catches on
>fast forward a year and half
>ur mom barely any fun anymore
>but we can't stop
>just can't fucking stop
Why is everybody making up fake stories in this thread?
>loudly eating chips into mic
>as soon as somebody comments on it I get overly aggressive
>use "nigga" a lot
>call people ridiculous names like Baby Legs
>yell and continue eating chips
>after a few hours server gets tired of this and actively tries to punish me
>I get killed over and over
>get angry and leave
I am guilty of this. In my defense, sometimes I am having such a good conversation with someone that I blank on the actual subject matter. We have such a great connection that I am wrapped in in the interaction. Does that make me a loser? Perhaps.
>go to see piano concerto at the hollywood bowl
>some fuck dragged bored children along and allowed them to eat popcorn from a plastic bag for half the performance, then shake their leg against the seating for the remaining half
>get drunk and be obnoxious to everyone on chat during a clan war
>get yelled at by everyone
>eventually they all stop talking
>one guy speaks up "is alchohol your spinach?"
>spend next 8 years being the best of game bros
>Other team starts getting butthurt
>Tell them to calm down and that it's only a game
>Call people ridiculous names
>like Baby Legs