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>teamspeak >guy coughs in mic >it's one of those

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>teamspeak
>guy coughs in mic
>it's one of those "god help me I'm dying" coughs
or worse yet
>sneezes
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>that one guy who sniffs very loudly
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>>259882112
>hear loud static
>nope it's a bag crinkling
>guy sounds like a bulldog lapping soup
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Push to talk mandatory! Or just mute them.
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>that guy who breathes with open mouth
"huhhrr-----huhhrrrrr"
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>>259882112
>last online: 244 days ago

RIP random dude I met on some game, you said some funny stuff at times.
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>that guy with a horrible mic
>you hear all background sounds
>if you tell him to mute himself, he insults you
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>>259882112
[burps intentionally]
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>That guy who types loudly

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
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>guy has speakers
>when you and him talk at the same time you can hear yourself
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>>259882621
>not having a mechanical keyboard
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>>259882621
>have no mousepad, old one thrown out, waiting for new one
>wooden desk
>scrolling mouse quickly while in teamspeak
>mic picks it up
>"Dude are you sawing wood or something?"
made me chuckle
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tfw you don't like push to talk and also don't like having your mic open for people to hear everything going on

why is there no inbetween

i dont wanna hold a key just to talk
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>>259882693
I hate this. Why do some people insist on not using push-to-talk?
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>>259882916
Because it's annoying to have to hold a key just to talk?

It feels weird and forced and you're not allowed to just talk.
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>the guy with loud domestic violence happening in the background
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>>259882901
you're looking for sticky keys m8
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>>259883174
I just like it because I'm an autist who talks to himself and makes loud noises and doesn't want people on comms to hear that.
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>that guy who whenever he puts down his headset has to hold down his push to talk
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>>259882901
How about you use threshold so it'll only turn on when you're loud enough?
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> people with dogs
For the love of Christ shut the fuck up Mindy!
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>having mic
>not having everyone on mute

Your own goddamn fault.
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>>259885162
>using teamspeak and not having a mic
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>That mexican or hispanic dude that has music playing in the background while his family are having an argument? or something in the background also
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>>259882693
>UNBAN, NOOOW! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
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>Guy is loudly mouthbreathing into his mic
>"Hey, man, can you move your mic away from you a bit? I can hear you breathing"
>"Oh yeah, sure. No problem. Sorry about that"
>"It's cool"
>5 minutes later
>Mouthbreathing resumes
>Forced to endure the breathing or constantly remind him about it
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>people who have shitting music playing in the background
>and sing along with it
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>>259885953

>console game has open mics and no mute option
>mexican guy talking in spanish
>with his TV playing mexican news
>and a radio blaring mexican music
>and his baby crying
>with his kids arguing in spanish in the background

I hate mexicans in online games.
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>people are talking strategy
>suddenly some girl starts baby talking to her dog and interrupts everyone
>"WHOSE A GOOD BOY!? WHOSE A GOOD BOY?! YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE"
>"can you please shut the fuck up or turn your mic off, we are trying to talk about the actual GAME we are playing"
>get banned because it's the admins girlfriend
Fucking bullshit.
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>tfw I'm one of those people who yell crazy loud when they sneeze

It hurts after, too.
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>>259882613

I'm the guy who can summon a burp on command. I met some other dude like that once, our belching war and the disgusted reactions to it were some hilarious shit.
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>guy doesn't use push to talk
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>>259882112
>that guy who burps into the mic intentionally
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>tfw a chill dude who doesn't really get angry
>fly into internal rages and have to leave group chats/voice calls when someone starts eating ANYTHING
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>>259886864
I'm that guy but my burps are so obscenely loud and long that most people find it amusing. I don't do it repeatedly in the same day though.
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>one friend on server/teamspeak who micspams this for about 10 seconds everytime he logs on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
I don't mind it.
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>>259886482
¿Qué?
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>that admin who moves people around to different channels all the time
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>>259886482
This shit is the worse while play USF4 on PC
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>those faggots that don't use push to talk

Unless you're doing a filibuster start using it you niggers.
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>>259886952

I cannot stand being in the same room as a loud eater.

My dad is one and I have to suppress my rage.

I just can't handle the sound of people who can't chew without making a shitton of noise.
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>>259886864
>mfw I burp like Barney Gumble over the mic in the middle of a sentence
why is my stomach shit
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Voice Modifier Master Race reporting in. Nothing produces quality reactions quite like "little girl reciting Nietzsche".
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>you can hear their lips smacking as they talk
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>people that let their phone ring and doesnt answer it

>mfw

last time it happened it must have been a house phone with no answering machine because it went for 5 fucking minutes
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>>259882808
Haha epic win
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>>259887487
Imagine how they feel being harassed by some crazy stalker girlfriend calling them non-stop despite having a restraining order against them.
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>That one guy who feels the need to eat
>Right in the middle of a game
>With five other people waiting on him
>He comes back with his food and eats at the speed of so-fucking-slow

Also
>That guy with a bladder the size of a walnut
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>>259882621
Haha yeah man fuck these guys r-right ?
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>Guy who eats with his mouth open, smacking and crunching with his mic on, while he talks.
>Guy who burps and makes disgusting fatbody noises

>Guy who has wireless headset
>Guy takes his mic with him to shit and piss and leaves it on all the time.
>Goes AFK during a raid to shit, and we all hear his sloppy shitfarts and groaning and notice he hasn't entered the encounter area.

>Guy who just mutes his sound (still wearing his headset,) and masturbates without realizing everyone in vent hears him.
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>>259887487
>that person who gets a text message every 30 seconds with an annoying text alarm
>everytime they respond the letter make a loud clicking sound
>they do this right up to the mic for the whole game
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>hey wanna play a game?
>sure
>alright cool, join me
>i'm in
>brb smoke
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>>259882112
There really needs to be a GTA or Telltale type Always Sunny in Philadelphia game.
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>that guy who fucking presses key to laugh his ass off
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>people that drum/tap on their desk while a game is loading

Please stop.
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>feelio when you will never have a good voice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL1sKN0HkLQ&feature=youtu.be
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>>259887824
Who the hell are you playing with?
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>guy in my teamspeak has a heart attack on mic
>uses open mic, not push to talk so we hear everything from him screaming in pain to his kids crying to the ambulance taking him away
Shit was traumatising man
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>>259882112
>the guy whos mic is so loud it distorts his voice when he talks
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>>259888046
Why didn't you just kick him?
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>>259887910
That one made me rage. It happened so many fucking times because I knew multiple smokers and they'd like alternate that shit.
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>>259888012
socially degenerate NEETs

That was years ago, though.
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>That one guy with 10% the mic volume of everybody else
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>little kid using teamspeak
>his parents are yelling in he background
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>>259883593
not gonna lie if i am on skype i mute myself when i am not talking because of that
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>>259888179
I don't know about him, but I would kinda want to listen
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>>259888179
Because we didn't think to kick him
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>>259888345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwql6_RJ348
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>that one guy who uses his push-to-talk to laugh into the mike

Fuck off, Brian. No one cares if you thought David's joke was chuckle-tier.
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>2014
>not using push-to-talk

>when you hear some guy's mom in the background and he quickly mutes

>when some guy's mic is broke and occasionally makes the most horrifying shriek

>that guy with the TV in the background half the time
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>Can hear the game through the mic a half second after you hear it in game
>Can hear loud breathing
>When game starts the fight stick goes CLACKITY CLACKITY CLACK
Man, fuck dudes on Street Fighter 4
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>some dude suddenly gets low quality/static/stutter
>"dude fix your mic"
>he turns up the volume
>"how about now?"
>"no dude, the volume is ok your quality is low"
>he turns up the volume
>"how about now?"
>dude, no, your voice is fine, just fix your fucking mic
>he turns up the volume
>ear rape intensifies
>"HOW ABOUT NOW"
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>that guy who triggers you by flaunting his thin privilege
Fuck that guy.
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>>259886664
>yfw im one of those people who shout random swearwords when they sneeze and i frequently fuck my neck up doing it
being scottish is a curse
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>>259888508
I do that too but everyone says my laugh is hilarious so it balances out
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>that guy who lives in a fucking fish bowl
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>that guy who constantly put the mic up to his ass whenever he had to fart
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>>259888508
I don't get why people get bugged by this
I feel awful when nobody laughs at my jokes
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>playing pso on xbox with some guy
>hear repeated sharp noise every few seconds
>"hey, what's that I hear?"
>"oh sorry, my mom's pressing empty cans.
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>>259887208
My fucking roommate, god damn, its so bad, he eats overly spicy food and chews with his mouth open while sucking in air cause of the chilly. It sounds like an down's syndrome dog trying to drink water.
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I always take the headset off and fart into the mic
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>>259888827

Holy fuck I knew a guy who I played MW2 with in 2010 who fucking did this,
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>people still pay for tv services
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>that one guy on teamspeak that's taking the game way too seriously and telling everyone to capture objectives
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>>259888610
this is hilarious
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>Be on TS last night
>Drinking some whiskey
>Friend in TS
>Fart in mic all night and say I'm gassing Jews
>MFW
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>>259888720
>That guy who triggers you by flaunting his shitposter privilege
fuck you
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>that one guy whose computer sounds like it's about to take off
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>those guys that sound like niggers
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>>259889000
Nice trips breh, XD, lel lel lel lel lel top fukken kek m8, lol, I'm lmao'ing at your post, sick, simply ebin!
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>>259888457
>tfw you realize if you keep playing games all the time you are going to be like this
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>>259888864

>mfw someone actually said be back soon guys I gotta go peel potatoes

He was gone for 2 hours
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>>259889042
>not playing video games on a private jet
stay pleb
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>>259886482

Callate la boca cabron o te voy a cortar la cabeza
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>>259888958
>joining a Ts to play with bros
>not playing seriously

I bet you're the guy in your group of friends that's shit at games despite playing them constantly and when they call you on your faggotry you say LOL ITS JUST A GAME CALM DOWN, don't you faggot?
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>The sound of chips being eaten
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>>259889196
that sounds like me, he probably went to help with dinner and ended up eating it and cleaning up too before he came back
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>>259889272
Found him
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>>259888958
Those are the fucking worst

"alright anon I'll need you to do this over there and that..."
>does the opposite on purpose

Fuck those fucks
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>>259886674
I can do that too, you just kinda swallow air with your throat and you can burp whenever you want
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>>259886539
>start up darkrp server few years ago
>becomes one of the most popular
>fun for a few weeks, becomes tedious after a while
>leave it online with my friend working on it
>i sign in rarely
>i check/fix it weekly for broken content
>still popular
>has 20-50 people on daily
>i join after more than a month of absence, still shit, not fun.
>a bunch of new admins, i don't even know these people
>no one knows who i am
>i like this
>this started in 2011

basically i end up just harassing people and muting them to everyone besides me. i currently have over 300 hours of people screaming

>i still do it to this day
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>>259889298
the sound of canned peaches being eaten
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>that guy with the loud ass fan in the background
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>that one guy who comes on camera
>everything around him is pitch black except for the screen lighting his face
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>some guy eating chips or whatever
>another guy asks if he can have some
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>playing TTT
>suddenly hear MMMPPHHHMPHMMPHMPPHHHH
>suddenly killed by an inno
>ask in the chatbox why they did it
>you ran away when I asked why you were wounded
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>TV in mic background
>fan in mic background
>younger siblings being annoying in mic background
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>>259889234
> shut up or I'll cut your head
Nice google translate.
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>that girl who talked in vent
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Why the fuck aren't people aware of the noises they're making.

If i need to do something that makes some noise that can be annoying i always mute, it's a natural reaction.
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>>259888508
>Push to talk to do that half-laugh where you just blow air out of your nostrils at a faster rate
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>bro ima go out to get some milk
>loud thrashing and thumping noises
>last online: 268 days ago
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>>259889591
someone goes off to make dinner, asks him to make him some as well
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>that guy who is always eating when he talks
>that guy who always sounds like he has a mouth full of tortilla chips when ever he talks
>that guy who always transmits every noise his body makes
>that guy who has to share everything he watches on youtube
>that guy who always uses a tourettes guy soundboard

"Hey anon why don't you join us in vent anymore?"

welcome to my burning crusade raiding experience. Just thinking about it gets me annoyed. Everyone did their jobs but god damn were they some of the most disgusting fucks ever.
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>that guy who gets mad at the nickname the group has given him
Fat Dan, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself you obese piece of shit. You made me hate fat people you fucking pussy ass bitch.
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>using open mic
>let everyone hear everything

I hope you enjoy my masturbating fellas.
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>>259888046
>heart attack
>while playing vidya

How fucking fat was this guy? How the fuck do you have a heart attack sitting on your ass?
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>>259889482

That's my window unit, m8, i bought it off the back of some mexican's truck for $10 and a taco.
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>bro get on skype
>okay
>start coughing uncontrolably, feel like dying
Videogames.
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>>259889720

>Insinuando que use google para escribir eso

jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!

Vete a la verga cabron
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>>259888958
>not doing the objectives.
Go play second life if you want a social sim loser. The game is only fun if you win
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>>259882621
MUH MECHANICAL KEYBOARDS
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>That guy who is so fucking pathetic and stupid and spends money on a mic for his computer and yet never ever uses it because he's too nervous to talk to people

Yeah fuck that gu-HEH oh wait that's me
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>>259889851

Dan "get in the van" Schneider
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>>259889446
I used to do this when I was younger, until one time I threw up instead of burping.

In front of a bunch of girls. In someone's car.
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>push to talk

Who here played AFO with these little fuckers?
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>>259882112
I have regular sneezing fits of like 6 or more sneezes in a row like every 4 or 5 days
I never get sick or anything and doctors could not find a reason and have grown to love the feeling of sneezing so who cares about it
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>guy leaves mic on open all day
>"ONIICHAN~ DAME!~
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>>259889983
>ironically self deprecating
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>>259889196
>brb guys gotta go pick corn
>Gone all fucking day
>he actually went to pick corn
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>>259890185
>having self confidence
Go back to Facebook.
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>>259887245
That shit's fucking funny
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>>259888457
Fuck, I can't ever make it through this shit. It always makes me so fucking uncomfortable
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>>259890043
I can throw up on demand.
my friends when I was a kid always told me I should have used it to get out of school but instead I would use it sort of regurgitate to get a 2nd taste of my favorite foods
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>that guy who leaves his mic open when he rapes his sister
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>>female gamer
>> brb dog needs to go out
FUCKING BITCH DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS SERIOUS?
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> Usually chill guy but have a temper
>Have friends start to cock things up in team games
>If it's me too I just get bummed but if I'm doing well I start pointing out how much they fucked up when they start talking about what went down
> Always feel terrible afterwards

It's like a dual personality. I go out of my way and attempt to put friends/others first the majority of the time, but game rage makes me cruel
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>>259882112
>that guy who fucking eats with his mouth open
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>>259888610
Yeah I would do that too if a faggot complained to me.
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>friend feels the need to eat dinner while in chat
>hear him slopping away; sounds like he's sucking a fat cock

I've never been so repulsed, fucking mute your mic
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>>259882112
>guy does a little snort laugh
>it's push to talk
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>that anyone with the baby always crying in the background
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>>259889623
>playing TTT
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>>259890339

That is so disgusting i don't know what to say.
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DELETE THIS OH MY GOD
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>>259889458
Record and upload that shit
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>>259890339
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>>259886539
>guy with bird
>SQUEEE SQUEE SQUEEE
>[rattling and scratching]
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>that obnoxiously white guy who raps constantly

fuckers like that deserve to get stuck in doors
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>>259889921
clogged artery?
Most likely some brit that eats nothing but chips and lard.
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>>259890650
>84kbs
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>>259890553
that reminds me of this persian guy in my old TBC guild who had a baby
one day during a raid his baby starts screaming bloody murder
we tell him to check on his kid multiple times
he just says "huh? oh it's ok"
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>>259890339
> I would use it sort of regurgitate to get a 2nd taste of my favorite foods
my nigga I do that too. Some things literally taste better the second or third time around
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>>259882509
>tfw you have a horrible mic and forget to mute yourself
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>>259888179
>guy has a heart attack
>poor kids thinking daddy is going to die
>he see's himself getting kick/banned from the game
>gives up the struggle and walks to the light
Poor s.o.b.

Funnies thing I hear while on the mic was a someone who had just joined the server and during a lull in the conversation we hear this huge 8 deep two-tone fart. Everyone in the server cracks ups for a good two minutes, we all calm down and they the offending party laughs and says "meh whatever" it's a girl, marriage proposals fly out for the next 10 minutes.
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>someone mic spamming Hitler's speeches
>he's playing really well and the admins don't want to kick him cause he's dominating the team they are not on.
>mfw he is also a healer and healing people a lot and they respond "thank you mien fuhrer"

I must've found the /pol/ server or some shit
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>>259890339
>>259890814

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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>>259889921
Or he was a middle aged man who was physically fit and just got unlucky.
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>>259890342

>"Break me off a piece of that ass"
>He goes offline.
>Comes back with a spray of her bloody, ripped vagina.
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>>259890939
What game?
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>that guy that breathes hard during intense situations

Sounds like they just came back from jogging.
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>>259890945
nigga its not like anything changes about the food if you do it like one or two minutes after you swallow it
its not like we are waiting for several hours before doing
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>something retarded happens whether good or bad
>push key to laugh my ass off
>people eiter laugh at me or with me because of my laugh
I love laughing it helps through bad time
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>>259887824
Holy shit when you silence the sound it doesn't mute you automatically?
My friends have been hearing me masturbate for YEARS
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>used to have my sun conure in my room instead of on my porch
>shit eating grin as everyone else endured what I have constantly endured

I was a dick
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>>259891028
>not getting worked up when playing games
fucking casual
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>>259882112
I wonder how many people have seen Danny Devito's penis.
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>>259888905
Joke's on you. You've inhaled your own ass particles.
>>
Why am I not asleep for class in the morning...

Why am I drinking

Why am I playing vidya
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>>259890339
>>259890814

I-i... i wanna learn how to do this....
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>>259891241

That's half the fun
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>playing with friends
>hear myself on feedback
>sound monotonous as fuck
>try to sound less monotonous
>doesn't work
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>>259891362
>>259891076
>>259890945
>>259890814
>>259890339

You freaks literally sicken me.
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>that black guy who plays hip-hop over his shitty mic

Or alternatively

>that white hipster who plays lil b and death grips over his shitty mic
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>>259883236
¡Viva Espana!
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>>259890339
Thank god i was alone
I didnt flat out puke my food though
Best example are ritz
Chew a fuckton swallow and slowly bring them up your throat than get two ritz and make a puke ritz mini sandwhich
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>"CAN YOU HEAR ME GUYS?"

Use the fucking test function you gigantic faggots.
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>>259890275
no
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>>259891535

Enough to throw up into your mouth to taste moms spaghetti twice?
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>>259891173
>not being calm and collected
Control your feelings.
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>>259891535
>literally

ya know i was gonna call you out on that but now that i think about it you could probably actually get literally sick from this
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>>259890953
are you that guy?

you should loose weight man, it's not good for yo
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>>259888457
It's sad because my parents were stupid fucking luddites who thought me playing on the n64 was somehow breaking up their marriage. I don't get it, why shove all the blame on your kid if you can't handle a fucking relationship?

The only thing good that came out of those dumb fucks is my nearly 1 million in inheritance, but I'd rather have had a decent family than a shit ton of money after my childhood was fucked.
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>That guy that gets cut off when talking
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>>259891643
>tfw mixed
>tfw i spam both of these for fun
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Quick /v/, give me things to mic spam on servers

I've been using this a lot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM but could use some more.
>>
>"hello?"
>>
<3
>>259891919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0PtGxLvcd4
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>>259882112
>That person that declares she's a girl in-game.
>Tries to do cutesy shit online, gets annoying.
>Wants to get on skype/vent or some shit.
>It's some old ass hag 40's maybe?
>Has that nasty ass Akuma/Strep Throat voice, like she's been smoking since she was 15.
>Sounds depressed & nasty.
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>>259891957
hello?
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>>259891362
well I started off by just basically swallowing air and burping it back out
after enough time you should start to get a good feel and control over the muscles in your throat that are used then you just have to try to do it without swallowing air first.
thats how I learnt it though just be prepared the first few times you might get a little bit of heartburn, nothing too bad but it will make you uncomfortable
>>
>>259891643
>that guy who plays his guitar over his mic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4
>>
>Friend got a bird
>It's in the other end of the house
>can sometimes hear it cry out James
>>
>>259891850
>that guy who cuts himself off at the end of everything he says, even small words like yes
>all you hear is "ye-"
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>>259890650
I don't get fucking get this.

Should I lurk moar?
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>>259891919
i got FUCK tons of stuff man
Try any Gachimuchi or gay porn voice acting Or straight up gay porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXsTOpysLNI
>>
TS shenanigans are great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHHRtx-RP6M
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>>259890275
>giving a fuck
back to tumblr
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>>259890043
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>>259891505

>the sound of your own voice
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>>259890043
oh my fuck
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>>259892210
>get told i have a deep voice by fucking everyone
>hear my voice through a speaker
>its normal
>>
>>259890962
Wait, how do you get vagina from ass?
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>>259891919

Don't forget the classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
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>>259889446
This guy understands
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>>259892367
It was a really big piece.
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>that friend in the skype convo who forgot to mute himself
>he starts watching porn
>you can hear him fap
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>>259889810
I hate when this happens. Could be nothing, but you never know. To the guy who always played heavy in TF2 with me, I hope you're ok.
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>>259892007
>Handful of tight game friends when I played WoW from Vanilla to Cata, Rp-PvP server
> Female blood elf friend always ERPing with errybody, text based turboslut but a good game friend
> Find out she's some 40 something who runs a cattle farm

Shit's weird
>>
early vent
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>>259892024

I have acid reflux so i'm used to heart burn and such but it seems like a nifty little trick to know if some psychopath saws off your arms and force feeds you mcdonalds or something and you need to vomit it up without the use of your fingers.

That or you get desperate for cash and do extreme fetish porn.
>>
>>259892005
>>259892092
>>259892384
>not scottland forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>>
does anyone still use vent or teamspeak
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>>259888731
Whenever my gf sneezes she has a big build-up but then at the end, all she does is make a tiny squeak, like someone trying to whisper "achoo"

How the actual fuck?
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>>259892461
>tfw youre trying to fap but friend wont stop messaging you on skype
>>
>>259891919

Here ya go, my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qCODabM2s
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>>259887129
That's pretty cringe
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>>259892679
is it cute?
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>>259891919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio
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>>259892384
>not the sanic version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3NVJdlzDRA
>>
>That guy who watched Always Sunny after the first few seasons
>>
>>259889961
Oye, oye. Calmate! Chingale.
>>
>>259892461
>>259892682
>tfw playing with your weiner during skype convos
>tfw catching yourself doing it
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>>259882356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18COjNY6b0s
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>>259891764
nigga fuck you i aint some jedi mother fucker
>>
>>259890043

>being this much of a retard
>>
>>259892878
the fuck is going on with her jaw
>>
>Mice is voice activated
>Have to sneeze
>Move mic far away from mouth and sneeze in opposite direction
>It's not enough, sneeze is too fucking loud
>Blow everyone's ears out

I'm sorry ;-;
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>>259892816
>That guy who stopped watching Always Sunny after the first few seasons
>>
that guy who hits his bong over ts
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>>259892682
> On Skype with two Steam friends
> Post game chatting
> They start talking amongst themselves so I mute my mic to go fap
>"Anon, you still there?" "It says he's still in the call." "Anon? Hellooo?"

SONUVABITCH
>>
>>259892583
refer to
>>259891919
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>>259882112
This butt is so round.
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>>259892969
mutilation ))
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>>259882112
>Have chronic cough for about a month.
>Go to the doctor.
>He says it's bronchitis and gives me some medicine, mentioned something about a nasal drip.
>A month passes.
>Still have the cough.
>Go back to the doctor's.
>They scan my chest.
>Turns out I have lung cancer.
>I've never smoked in my entire life.
>Doctor says it's from second-hand smoke since I cook and wait for a restaurant.

Fuck my life. Blog post is over.
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>not using push to talk

Plebes, all of you.
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>>259892461
>that friend in steam group chat who forgot to mute himself
>his parents walk him to discuss him getting a job, going to college, missionary, and moving out
>you can hear him desperately try to bullshit his way out of the conversation
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>having an open mic
>eating cereal
>being underaged
>playing games I like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_ZIESXads
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>>259890748
yo I'm adding this guy to friends
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>That guy that forgets about TS and his mic while he faps loudly
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>>259892535
>start talking with a girl on WoW about shit
>find out she's 60 years old, has kids and lives in africa
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>>259891919
Go to bed Bones
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>>259893158
Will you be okay? Anonymousekun?


Push to talk is shit by the way and if you use it you're shit.

>not having a 2-3 best fuckin bros palling it up on skype.
>not having to push to talk to include things like laughter
>push to talk is so god damned forced
>open mic is off the cuff and real conversation.

I'm sure PTT is useful for huge raids and all that nerd shit, but its clearly the worst choice.
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>>259890498
Fuckity fuck fuck. Why do people think we want to hear them laughing? Hell, man.
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>>259891919
Hello fellow NTR
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>>259893456
>tfw mastered the silent fap and I could jack off and edge with no one hearing me at all
first time I was with a girl, she was perplexed how quiet I was
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>>259893158

hope you were a good chemistry student
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>>259893158
how horrifying
>>
>>259892025
That's actually the first rhythm I learned when I started playing guitar. It's metallica's enter sandman intro.
>>
>>259891919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h6N0YuuI2U
>>
>the guy with the contagious laugh
>>
>>259893219

>you critique his 'talking to parents' game like some high level PVP type shit and learn from his dodges and excuses
>>
>>259891919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs1DLQQaAsw
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>>259886227

>Doing RBG's in WoW
>Everybody is talking coordinating
>Suddenly everyone stops talking
>Eventually someone asks who the fuck is mouthbreathing
>They check the Skype call for who it is
>It's me
>"Anon what the fuck? Stop mouthbreathing you retard."
>Not even mouthbreathing
>End up holding my breath for the rest of the game with the occasional breathing pauses when I'm dead

I swear to god, my mic is just sensitive and picks up my nose breathing. At least it did in the leaders skype call, as nobody ever has mentioned it before to me.

Fuck that was embarrassing.
>>
>>259893615
>push to talk
>someone says something funny
>no sound
>makes conversations feel dark and depressing.
>no laughter?
>seriously?
>just hardcore gaymin?

Are you retarded? I know you hate human contact but seriously?
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>>259891801
Y..yeah, I'm trying. But this shitty lifestyle I'm living is addictive man, I'm addicted to the shit I'm eating, it's rough. I've considered suicide many times, but never follow through with it. I need to get into shape or my weight will kill me.
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>>259893642
I fapped in the back seat while my dad was driving me and someone else to a camp site.
>>
>>259892904
Let your mouse and keyboard become one anon.
>>
>>259887245
Does he kiss goodnight each pillow?
>>
>TFW none of my friends want to talk on vent or mumble


I know its just asking for cancer but are there any /v/ servers for mumble/vent/teamspeak
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>having fun talking to friends while playing video game
>we're all autistic nerd losers but we still talk because we're among peers
>a girl joins and starts talking
>everyone goes dead silent for the rest of the session
>no one starts talking either because autistic nerd losers
f-fucking women...
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>>259893456

>stream some games
>get done wanna jerk off
>paranoid that OBS didnt close properly and will start streaming my porn
>>
>>259893914
I didn't mean to post that sadman
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>hearing heavy breathing
>boss fight starts
>CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
>spamming that button as if there was no tomorrow
>boss fight ends
>heavy breathing
>raid leader tells her to switch press-to-speak
>"you guys could hear me?"
>>
>>259893862
I dont understand you people. I eat like a fucking retard but i'm still not fat. I just eat once a day.

Just only eat once man. You dont have to give up your Mac n Cheese n Mashed Potatoes (which is delicious).
>>
>>259894049
f-fuck bitches
>>
>>259894051
FUCK

Alternatively, afraid to use any browsers or open folders.
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>>259892682
>get into the habit of fapping in bed with my phone
>suddenly get text from my friend
>close porn tab as if they somehow know
>>
>>259888731
my grandad screams out "PUSSY" when he sneezes, claims his grandad did it too and he does it to joke around
it's hilarious when the neighbors suddenly hear pussy being exclaimed
>>
>>259894051
Don't worry anon, no one was watching anyway.
>>
>>259893860
Well, when you put it that way, it does sound pretty anti-social. You have to admit, there's a lot of extraneous bs you shouldn't be subjected to, like the fappers itt.
>>
>>259894234
>Mute Skype call to fap.
>2 minutes into the fap.
>You cumming, Anon?

FUCK
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>>259894291
sh-shut up!
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>>259894279
Ain't nothing wrong with screaming pussy
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>>259893158

>second-hand smoke

Why would you lie on the internet?
>>
>>259894051
just check your page if its still live, don't
>>
>>259894437
are you retarded?
>>
>>259894387
I'm sorry anon, I'll watch next time ;)

I won't
>>
>>259894503
are you retarded?
>>
>>259894605
i'm from estonia!
>>
>>259893158
>there are anons and /v/irgins who since I began visiting this site have literally died from cancer

rest in peaces anon
>>
>>259893642
>first time I was with a girl, she was perplexed how quiet I was
Same. She kept asking if I was "okay", too.
>>
>>259894303
I know its anti social i've used mumble and vent and teamspeak. I hate every one of them.

>OH JUST TURN OPEN MIC ON
NO. Thats not why you use those. Everyone uses those programs for push to talk. Its just expected.

>Hey man install TS
Okay so you dont want an open mic. Thats fine.

The only time i think its justified is for raiding or shit on EVE when you have so many people open mic would be a disaster.
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>>259892679

>tfw you sneeze so hard you feel like the muscle fibers in your arms ripped themselves
>tfw they hurt for minutes
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>>259893642
>>259893914
I think it's more fun to be loud
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>>259894234
I have my own apartment and still minimize porn windows when I step away from the computer
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>>259893843
>not having your mic at least 6 inches from your face
>not using push-to-talk
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>>259894605
>>
>>259894679

>girlfriend is significantly upset that I'm silent as death

Do girls watch porn and expect fake noises too?
>>
>>259894049

>Hang out with 2 or 3 bros online, play games often
>Not all of us are autistic NEETs but we're definitely all far from normal people
>Some women occasionally join us

Things go fine for awhile but eventually we all start trolling each other and seeing if we can make anyone else upset, women get caught in the cross fire, get upset and leave. One guys sister we made cry. He got so much shit for that from his family it was pretty hilarious though we were all in hysterics.
>>
>that uneducated cunt on teamspeak thats every second word a insult is
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>>259890339
>no one made this reference
>>
>>259894425
CARLOS!
>>
>>259894957
Yes?

My ex loved it when I was loud, but I'm used to fapping in an environment where I need to be fucking quiet.
>>
>>259895057
Oh the irony
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>>259894869
The walls have ears anon
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>>259894957

Yes. What, did you think women don't watch porn? That's... sexist
>>
>>259893991
>tfw my friend only wants to talk over skype
>it breaks up and freezes alot
fucking why
>>
>>259894115
Well then you have a wonderful metabolism but are still probably unhealthy. Also, this is an extreme comparison and in no way too similar, but do you understand an alcoholic? You don't just say "stop drinking lol", it's an addiction man, and people overcome addiction at different paces man, I'm trying man, slowly but surely.
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>>259890339
I'm going through that kind of half assed hyperventilating laugh people sometimes do and it's making me feel sick, but I can't stop laughing.
>>
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>>259894234
>>259892682
>>259892461
>Call up internet provider
>Get told be a person to stay on hold
>Sudden urge to fap
>Open up porn folder
>Cacophony of slap signals, moaning, and slow jazz ensues
>6 minutes later
>"Um... ex-excuse me sir. You needed assistance?"
Pretty sure he knew.
Not that I really care.
>>
>>259894957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ZSyCuj3jQ
>>
>>259886482
>>/pol/
>>
>>259895221
Is sitting naked in a wagon cool?
>>
>>259894869
I know that feel.
Do you still use private browsing too?
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>>259883236
>loud, angry screaming coming through the mic
>it's not coming from the guy using it
>>
>>259895287
Okay then tubby. I'd rather be unhealthy and skinny than unhealthy and fat.
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>raiding with guild mates
>some muffled voices arguing
>coming from our tank
>hear door burst open
>father comes in shouting
>STILL PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME
>DO SOMETHING FOR SCHOOL
>yelling continues for ever
>tank tries to defend himself
>eventually starts crying
>father yells even louder
>hear a loud smacking sound
>tank cries even louder
>more yelling and screaming and slapping
>door slams shut
>parents arguing muffled
>someone sobbing
>everyone in TS is silent
>after a while tank disconnects
>never comes online again
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>>259894869
NIgga I lived by myself for about a year and still went incognito for porn sessions
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>>259886482

>white guy is talking in white
>with his TV playing white news
>and a radio blaring white music
>and his baby crying in white
>with his kids arguing in white in the background

I hate Argentinians in online games.
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>>259895612
Me too anon, who wouldn't? Don't gotta be so mean though.
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>Metal Slime joined the game
>Metal Slime left the game
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>>259893251
whats not considered underaged?
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USER HAS JOINED YOUR CHANNEL
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>>259895380
I bet you think Brazillians are fun to play with too, faggot.
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>>259895654
Shit son.
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>>259895654
I was on garry's mod and some guy had his kid actually join the RP server to play with him, and the dad flipped his fucking shit and fucking broke the laptop and the guy's wife even came home.

The dad fucking whipped his ass and fucking kept rping like it was nothing.
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>>259883236
Reminds me of that Fate of Forge video.
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>>259895654
sometimes i wonder if my old man beat me more if i would be still playing games but instead he gave up and left
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>>259895930
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>>259894057
I envy him, being lazy is great, then that pink haired harlot ruins everything
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>>259896016
I dunno, never played with one, friend.
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>>259895780
I live with my grandparents because their house is near college plus free food muthafucka
never incognito because they can't into computah
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>>259895809
Psst....
Everyone hates argentina. Arrogant pricks
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>>259895654
D-did this really happen?
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>>259895654
If a tank can't defend, then he's dead weight.
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>>259892878
>on android phone
>click this link from clover
>opens in browser
>autoplays
>CRINKLE CRINKLE
>press back
>browser closes, back to clover
>CRINCKLE CRINCKLE
>oh god it's still playing
>hit the recents button, click on my browser
>none of the browser tabs are Vocaroo
>MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
>panic.apk
>in a frenzy, I turn off the screen and stuff phone in between the cushions of the couch
>the motion hit the volume rocker and maxed it out
>MUNCH CRINKLE MUNCH SNORT loudly projecting from my couch

Ive had enough of this shit, fuck you /v/
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>>259892878
>not having a mcdonalds/burgerking cup drink full of ice and soda that keeps swishing around and making that annoying noise when the straw is moving up and down and slurping really loud on the drink.
C'mon son.
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>>259896241
Thought so. Don't tell anybody to go back to /pol/ when you never played with foreigners in online games.
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>>259895654
>relying on a teenager to be your raid tank

Yea, no.

Best tank ranking:

1. Well off middle age men
2. Tryhard "gamer" collegefags, preferably with gamer roommate.
3. Stoners
.
.
.
9000. Women
9001. NEETs
900001. Teenagers
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>>259896384
>>panic.apk

bretty gud 10/10
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>>259896040
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>>259896558
>Assuming
Good luck with that...life..thing.
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>>259896645
NOPE NOPE NOPE

YOU CANT TRICK ME INTO WATCHING THIS SHIT AGAIN
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>>259895654
I guess he wasn't geared up in real life.
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>me and my bro playing CS GO
>as soon as he dies he keeps on rambling about the most retarded shit
>I tell him to shut the fuck up
>"dude why?"
>"because I am still living!"
>silence
Happens about 15 times each match.
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>>259896582
>Stoners
But these are the worst people for everything.
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>>259896690
ebin. How about you stop posting?
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>>259896379

Yeah, he was the youngest in our guild to. Fifteen at the time. What I gathered from the yelling he was doing bad at school and his father blamed "the videogames".
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>brb guys, going to pick up some weed
>last online: 420 days ago
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>that guy that sounds like he's in a wind tunnel
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>>259895654
Is this a pasta? I swear I've seen something like it before.
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>>259893862
Don't kill yourself, that's retarded, just get in a gym, it's fun
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>>259882112
>ask them if they could die more quietly.
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>>259888457
man i feel bad for the past generation
its the first fucking generation to have a hobby which you cant just PAUSE IT, because its not like a book or a dvd player (well except singleplayer gamers)
so its natural for parents to not understand
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>>259896875
How 'bout you fight me irl feggit?
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>that guy who is tethered to his phone's internet

Fucking mexicans.
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>On TS with some friends
>One of them says something
>Answer him
>"What the fuck I'm on Teamspeak?"
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>Sitting in Ventrilo
>Someone sneezes
>"Bless you"
>"Thank you"
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>social retard of the group eats, farts, burps or drinks into the mic
>someone goes "Us gamers huh!"
>he makes absolutely no noise for hours after
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>>259897010
>Don't kill yourself, that's retarded
Yeah, consciously I recognize that, but my depression doesn't. And I am going to a gym ATM, granted I'm just doing cardio and dieting until I slim down, but it's a step.
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>>259896582
>stoners not on bottom
WOAAAH maaaan, sorry we got wrecked. I'm sooo hiiiiiiiiigh.
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Prepare for some tragicomic story
>playing GW2 with gf and guild
>hey m8 you up for this dungeon?
>sure!
>it's going to take half hour are you sure?
>yeah yeah no problem I'm free all night
>start dungeon
>BRB SMOKE
>BRB DOOR
>BRB PHONE
>BRB TOILET
>AFK 1 MIN BRB
>start to hate this guy
>gf likes him apparently
>they start to talk on vent and chat even when I'm not around
>start being somewhat jealous although he's an ugly as shit fatty and I'm blonde/blue eyed ripped german
>"whatever he has no chance I'll let her talk to him"
>they start talking 1 hour a day
>she starts having typical "I have a crush on another guy" behaviors
>one day join chat with whole guild, gf beside me playing too
>"so honey you have a crush on that thing?"
>"who-what?"
>"yeah you and fattyboy keep talking hours a day"
>whole guild going woah
>"n-no he's just a f-friend"
>"yeah sure, pack your stuff and leave my house whore"
>more whoa's
>"hey fatty what do you have that I don't anyways? you look like a fucking Oblivion character"
>mass histeric laughter
>"w-well I'm rich and do e-everything she asks unlike you"
>fattyboy has logged of
>"oh btw hanna, I was fucking your sister in the last 4 months, she's much hotter and not fucking retarded"
>she starts crying and leaves
>both never heard of again
>becomes guild's inside joke
>her sister joins guild
>mfw I'm now married to her
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>>259896974

Nope, but something like that happens fairly often. Especially in MMOs. Hell, even I remember arguments with my parents about MMOs. Most parents don't realize that you can't just stop playing and that you have a commitment for a few hours.
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>>259889623
>>259890593

If you don't play TTT in a friends only private server filled with injokes, memes(this word has an actual use, settle down) and culture, you're going to suffer.
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>>259896707
you motherfucker go eat shit you little beaner faggot
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>>259897210
christ i do this all the time mostly because i dont leave the server overnight
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>>259889731

>Girl enters mumble
>People try to play it off and keep cool, but you know them long enough to hear the distinct change in their tones
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>>259897373
You sound like an asshole, although so does the other guy. Mebe u 2 shuld fuk?
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>>259897373

I'm sorry to say but the story I imagine in my head are much more coherent and realistic than yours, even the ones involving superpower and fantasy settings.
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>>259897215
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>>259896582
stoners not in the dead shit tier, step it up champ. this one time i got so high and then we talked about other times we got high
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>the guy whose keyboard will always activate the mic
>not even using a mechanical keyboard
>buys a mechanical keyboard later on
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>>259897608
This, if you gotta make up a story to gain some sense of power in your life anon, make it realistic.
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>that one guy who comes home, decides its completely fine to join a teamspeak/vent/mumble channel with no intention of playing the game being played, he just complains about his life constantly and never shuts his fucking mouth

I wanna play the game with these people, not hear about how much you hate your job, how stupid people are, or your money problems. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
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>>259897291
I'm gonna use that
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>wooooooooow
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>that guy who actually says LOL
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>>259897373
hey bro, you missed the part where you pulled out your dual katanas forged by japanese master smiths and cut that "fatty" in two
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>your only friends are from mumble because you've been in the same one for 6 years.
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I tried so hard to convince that 11-year-old not to play his shitty music over the mic. I failed. Fuck kids, and fuck their parents that let them play mature-rated games.
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>>259890395

I'm kinda like that. Usually chill as fuck but sometimes I let a small percentage of anger slip out

>Holy shit man chill
>Calm down anon christ

>mfw I was hardly even that mad

Makes me kinda scared how I sound in full blown rage.
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>>259897897
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>>259897147
Oh boy, the memories of my halcyon days of youth.
>playing star ocean:tss
>"Anon! Are you still on that nintendo!?"
>"Game time finished 20min ago!"
>"Mom, I know! Just let me beat this boss so I can save! PLEASE!"
>sweating bullets as mom hovers over me while I beat the boss by the skin of my teeth
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>>259897373

That sounds like some retarded power fantasy taking place in surroundings most familiar to writer
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>>259891919
literally the only correct answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
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>>259897373
>"hey fatty what do you have that I don't anyways? you look like a fucking Oblivion character"
heh
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>>259896645

Dude

What
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>>259898110
the frog didn't croak
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>>259891019

Sounds like it'd be TF2.
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>>259886864
What are ya going to do? Shoot me? There ain't no friendly fire.
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>>259887357
wow such edge. You're like one of those tweens publicly bragging that they listen to Pink Floyd
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>>259898208
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
CARLOS
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>those would be awesome to play games with and talk to people that have the one hang up that prevents them from said awesome status, such as for example, they say typical twitch cancer phrases every other sentence

Holy shit the littlest fucking thing is not "hype". No one was "rekt" at all whatsoever. You are speaking with your voice there is no reason to say Kappa at the end of your sentence, just fucking use sarcasm with your VOICE. Stop adding "irino" on everything, you are not from the 90s and you are also not 7.

Goddamn I hate twitch.
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>>259896582

>women in MMOs

Don't get me fucking started. Left my old guild because everyone turned into a fucking whiteknight once this girl had joined.

>gets spot in our raiding group
>fucks up regularly
>call out that bullshit
>"dude lay off"
>stop healing her after she again pulls aggro after a threat reset
>whole guild turns on me

Fucking hate women in my games. Every guy would've been kicked for that shit.
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>>259891643

>white boys in mumble randomly playing rap

Holy shit it's so awkward.
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Man I don't understand how you guys can be loud as fuck while you fap, I have never been loud when i fap for as long as I remember, I hardly even make noise even, it perplexes me when I read this shit
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>>259888131
>mic is so loud
No, his mic is so shitty that it clips easily when he talks too loudly into it.
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>guy that always asks "What are we talking about?" at the end of a conversation
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>>259898505
I've seen this happen far too many times. Even the ones that are okay players and seem nice end up causing drama, maybe it takes a few months, maybe it takes a year and a half but it ALWAYS happens.

The number of bros I've seen get kicked out of the raid group or great players gkicked just because of some bitch is staggering.
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>>259897373

>boyfriend screams at me for hours about how I need to play GW2 with him or he'll leave me
>I'm flat broke and I don't have anywhere else to go, I'll literally be homeless if he kicks me out
>one of his guildmates is this really sweet guy
>he often excuses himself to privately chat to me about how I deserve better
>begin to take a liking to him
>boyfriend starts yelling at me again, tells me about how he's a fat jew or something like that, and that his Aryan presence should compel me to stay
>he's just as portly as the other guy and his blonde hair is just highlighted streaks
>keep playing GW2 so that he won't hit me or kick me out
>suddenly he stammers something about me being in love with someone else
>ask him what he's talking about
>starts screaming at the top of his lungs about "fattyboy"
>guild tells him to calm down
>continues screaming, tells me to leave, also yells at the fat guy
>guild starts asking him what the fuck is wrong with him
>other guy tells him to calm down or he'll call the cops to the house
>boyfriend starts sobbing loudly, starts sputtering something about not being "inadequate"
>other guy says he can't take this shit and logs off
>boyfriend yells again, says he fucked my sister
>I don't have a sister
>he runs off to the bedroom in tears
>other guy only lives about five miles away
>move over to his place
>mfw we're getting married next month
>mfw old boyfriend apparently told the guild he was going to buy an oxygen tank and facemask today
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>>259893219
This thing happen to me once I was streaming and there was like ~40 viewers. Forgot to mute a mic.
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>>259890808
I want to punch that guy.
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>>259898519
[muffled rap music playing in the distance]
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>guy without push to talk
>parents come in to talk to him about getting a job
>tries to bullshit his way out the conversation
>still has his headset on cause someone accidentally makes him laugh and we hear him snicker
>dad goes "You think this is funny you little shit, disrespect me again and watch what happens"
>Is actually stupid enough to leave his headset on, maybe forgot
>we actively try to make him laugh now by playing stupid clips, telling jokes, meme spewing or making sounds
>he laughs
>suddenly instantly offline
>offline for two weeks

I wonder what happened
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>>259890339
Did you know a girl named Alyssa Musante back in the day?
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>>259899060
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>>259898863
>conversation gets into twisted shit
>one guy acknowledges it instead of playing it straight
Thanks, fun ruiner.
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>>259899387

He's dead.
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>someone uses the "ur mom" joke ironically
>it catches on
>fast forward a year and half
>ur mom barely any fun anymore
>but we can't stop
>just can't fucking stop

Help.
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>>259896742

>Bro dies to something in Dota
>Complains about it for the millionth time
>Tell him to shut the fuck up
>Get's mad
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>>259900036

What a madman
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>>259888294
This one is the worst.

They always have a major case of kidvoice too, and somehow are really close friends with the server admin.
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Why is everybody making up fake stories in this thread?
anyway
>enter server
>loudly eating chips into mic
>as soon as somebody comments on it I get overly aggressive
>use "nigga" a lot
>call people ridiculous names like Baby Legs
>yell and continue eating chips
>after a few hours server gets tired of this and actively tries to punish me
>I get killed over and over
>get angry and leave
Every night.
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>That guy that enters mid conversation and makes himself the new topic

Jesus fuck get over yourself.
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>>259898863
I am guilty of this. In my defense, sometimes I am having such a good conversation with someone that I blank on the actual subject matter. We have such a great connection that I am wrapped in in the interaction. Does that make me a loser? Perhaps.
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>>259899986
>friend named Chris uses ur mom like it was his catch phrase
>moves away at some point
>to this day our group still calls each other Chris in response to ur mom
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>>259900262
for what porpoise
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>>259892794
i got 34 seconds. Fuck that shit man i dont come here to be depressed.
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>go to see piano concerto at the hollywood bowl
>some fuck dragged bored children along and allowed them to eat popcorn from a plastic bag for half the performance, then shake their leg against the seating for the remaining half
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>get drunk and be obnoxious to everyone on chat during a clan war
>get yelled at by everyone
>eventually they all stop talking
>go 16-0
>one guy speaks up "is alchohol your spinach?"
>spend next 8 years being the best of game bros
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>Other team starts getting butthurt
>Tell them to calm down and that it's only a game
>Butthurt intensifies
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>>259900262
>Call people ridiculous names
>like Baby Legs
>>