Any vidya MC that has had it harder than this guy?
>was a solider pretty much his whole life
>all his achievements turned out to be playing into the hands of the AI Illuminati or a Russian with a hardon for his genetic father
>own creator is slowly disowning him as Big Boss becomes the true hero and face of the Metal Gear series
At least he had a bro in Otacon and people remember Snake as a hero after MGS4 (too bad Raiden wetting his pants about how cool he thinks Snake was was in MGR isn't canon) until Kojima makes a post-MGS4 Metal Gear where Big Boss is regarded as the best guy ever.
>At least he had a bro
That lucky motherfucker had no idea how good he had it.
Fuck you moot, dump this macshit and get real servers.
Raiden had it worse.
>child soldier, did more shit any normal person should do by age 10
>tried to supress himself, gets linked up by the patriots and turned into a soldier again
>even his waifu was a plant
>gets mindfucked but at least meets his hero
>then has to kill his old mentor
>tries to move on with life but its never the same
>ends up losing his entire body trying to save a little girl
>only a brain&stem is whats left of him
>waifu runs off with the kid,
>its all generally fucked, plus one gay vampire
>AI Illuminati or a Russian with a hardon for his genetic father
lik dis if u cri errytim
Noone had a harder life.
Even in the alternate timeline, he is still fucked up.
>that wheezing and coughing as he died
>that pointlessness and futility
Snake got to spend his last moments living the civilian life he never had with his best bud otacon. John marston bled out in the sand at the feet of a corrupt government agent.
I would rather be snake.
>No real reason to live
>Continues on with his quest just because that's all he has left
>Forced to kill his only bro.
Solaire dying is canon
>In the end it was all for nothing.
Naked,Big Boss,Punished,Venom had a harder life than Solid.
he'll never feel again.
>still want to live dream of being magician
>go to America
>on a train
>crashes in desert
>find magic book
>holy shit a real fucking magic book god damn
>alright its a little scary but you gotta risk it for the biscuit
>holy shit this is it I'm living the dream
>assistant is tuned into an eldritch horror of the night
>pic related happens
>tfw when played like a damn record
>have to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv21Y1RRGTY for all eternity as my imprisoners laugh at me
He was only trying to escape...
Fucking this, he's only a brain kek, not to mention his suppressed psycho side has awoken.
>can't wait for Raiden to take over Metal Gear now that Solid is complete.
>that generational baggage
>waifu gets captured
>doth thou desire the power, /v/ ?
yes, otacon himself.
>father killed himself
>because otacon fucked his wife
>and then his stepsister died
>from hand of very disturbing vampire
>plus basically every single girl he liked died
>even girl that stockholm syndrom'd him died
>he also adopted a child
>and fail so hard that she wasn't even able to speak correctly nor even boil eggs until some woman (another one that otacon liked and therefore she died) took care of it
snake had AWESOME life, he wasn't kojima punchbag like otacon.
Can somebody give me a quick synopsis of the metal gear series? I played 1, 2 and 3 but don't remember anything about them other than 3 was a different guy than 2.
Also anything past 3 would be cool as well. I don't fucking get it.
>yfw Raiden is the antagonist in the next game because MEMES
HEEEAVYY SPOILERS AHEEEAAAADD
original snake, big boss and shit is going on mission
and his mentor betrays america
she taught snake that mission is important
so he fights very, very disturbing guys and saves america
and he kills her
that's pretty much saddest moment in game
and then she didn't betrayed america
her mission was to get killed by snake for sake of preventing war
because in the beginning of mgs3 big red russian retarded pikachu shoot US nuke at his own base
and she had to die because she bring that nuke, snake killing her was kinda like "she really betrayed usa and we don't like her"
snake was sad after that
he didn't even shake hands with some important faggot
now watch metal gear stupid, part of mgs3 secret theater
okay, and then snake stop liking america
he made his own mercenary company
there should be peace walker in nutshell but fuck it, it's not important
here, for beginning - short version of mgs3.
>Just returned from a diplomatic mission which was an utter failure, all of your allies and neighbours turned down your bids for assistance
>Within minutes your girlfriend is killed in front of your eyes.
>You are framed for her murder
>She also happened to be the Empress and this throws your country into turmoil
>Your daughter was also kidnapped and thrown into a whorehouse
>You were tortured for weeks in a vain effort to extract a "confession"
>Your home is now overrun with a horrible plague and everyone is dying, hordes of rats eat unsuspecting men alive in the streets and bodies are being dumped by the trainload into massive pits.
>Marked and made a plaything solely for the amusement of a malevolent god.
>Forced to carry a magical charm forged from your dead girlfriend's heart around as a constant reminder of your loss and failure.
>It even speaks to you in her voice.
>Betrayed by your own allies just after you start to get ahead.
>Even if against all odds you you succeed, you're still stuck being a single dad.
I always thought Snake was referring Sunny.
Since clearly, she cared for him more than literally everyone else, even going as far to using herself as a human shield to keep snake from even touching him.
>"The Greatest Soldier to EVER live"
>single handed created the war economy
>Responsible for everything in MG, made an appearance and played a major role in almost every MG game
>QCQed SS as a grandpa after waking up from a coma
>SS is not even the perfect clone of BB
>"You will die if you even think about trying to get up off that chair"
There should've been an alternate secret ending for MGS where that swallod pack of cigarettes wrapped in plastic gets destroyd in his belly and snake dies of nicotine poisoning.
>pursues girl who is completely clueless about romance
>takes an almost lethal hit from a fucking dragon for her
>she's still clueless
>bitch ex-girlfriend turns desired girl into a loli
Sterk wins this thread.
Let me tell you about hard lives.
>unhappy childhood, dad beat his mom
>mom dies and dad doesn't care, sleeps with a hooker after the funeral
>implied that he shot his dad
>meets his wife and is happy for the first time in forever, has a baby
>wife and baby are murdered
>best friend is murdered
>second best friend betrayed him
>works his way through mobsters, drug addicts, mercenaries and private security to reach his wife's killer who turns out to be her boss
>thinks it's his fault because he didn't listen to her before the killing
>slips deeper into depression
>falls for Mona, maybe out of grief or denial
>shoots a colleague
>is a fugitive until the end of the game
>watches his new friend kill Mona
>finally accepts wife's death
>then ends up in baghddad with g-strings
>tricked into being the fall guy for a fucked up family
>uncovers organ smuggling and police corruption
>finally makes a real friend eventually who comes back to save him
>shoots the fuck out of an airport to get to his boss
>can now finally relax on a beach in his late 40s
Max had a hard life.
>Destined to have his soul absorbed into a vampiric sword and remain trapped within it; conscious and slowly being driven insane by isolation, his lack of a corporeal form and the ravenous hunger for souls that will seemingly never be sated
>Betrayed by his master and maker and murdered at his command
>Resurrected as a wraith, disgusted with his own existence
>From the moment of his rebirth he is manipulated to the wills of others
>The insane, monstrous and unrecognizable soul within the sword is bound to its past self, so far beyond simple insanity that it is no longer, in any real way, a sentient being
>When he is finally made aware of his fate, he tries in vain to stop it
>He will experience this hell over and over again for time eternal
>When everything finally comes full circle, he still sacrifices himself in hope of making a better world
Raziel...had a hard life.
Hopefully Kain will find a way to break the cycle, free Raziel and save Nosgoth from decay.
Instead we get Nosgoth.
>Lives a peaceful life with his parents
>Hometown is suddenly under attack and is destroyed
>Parents slaughtered by is hero right in front of his eyes
>Runs away to his aunt&uncles house
>They treat him like shit
>The entire town hates his guts for NO REASON
>Blames everything on him
>Calls him a monster
>Treats him lower than dirt
>Gets death threats on a daily basis
>Gets beaten and humiliated every single day
>Finally manages to make a friend who ends up betraying him and trying to kill him
>Ends up getting possessed by the god of all monsters
>Loses his freewill and his body
>Finds out that everything was a lie
>Was being used the entire time by the only person who ever gave him "love"
>More confused than ever
>Friends turn on him and try to murder him
>Learns that he's the sole reason the planet has become a train wreck and is destroyed
>Learns that he never even existed in the first place and was an imaginary friend to a crazy person
>Random fun fact: you could kill the children in MG2 at the cost of the majority of your health.
>That, and he liked the children to call him "one-eyed uncle".
I thought you played as Snake? Not BB?
>>he made an national anthem of Merry Christmas Song
I honestly think Raiden is being set up to be the villain of some future MGS / MGR game. He's literally a killing machine that occasionally goes crazy with bloodlust.
>Cyborg Snake Substitute vs Raiden
>a player self-insert that left players offended
>overshadowed by literally every other playable character in the game
>beats the comic relief character at comic relief
>so poorly written that not even other characters connect with him
>nobody calls him by name
>has daddy issues and no social skills
>not even real
Nobody has it harder than teedus, don't lie. What a tragic character.
>big red russian retarded pikachu shoot US nuke at his own base
You forgot to throw in at least one SNAKE EATEEEEEEER
Fox had it coming, though.
He was an evil little fucker that was brutal on the battlefield, and you forget that he killed Naomi's parents.
If Snake were half the little fucker that Fox was then I'd see your point.
>mom gets killed because of his dad
>dad gets imprisoned, killed
>fights his own brother three times, defeats him
>brother lives on in Netherworld, but is corrupted
>has to fight brother 3 more times and kill him
>girlfriend is a clone of his mom who was created to kill him
>generally a nice guy to everyone, wants to rid the land of demons by helping others
>something happens between DMC4 and DMC2 that causes him to become a silent emo who doesn't care about anything
he just wanted to eat pizza
>buddies die on mission that you were in charge of
>figures out it was your boss, who just wanted you out of the way
>stuck in a fucking machine that shoots MISSILES AND LASERS AND PICKS UP EVERY CHICK FROM HERE TO RHODE ISLAND.
I don't think you understand what a hard life is Anon. He got to fight Auhmann too, that's a fucking honour.
Wait until the end, before people complain about his Big Boss voice.
I like how Big Boss is hushed though, but I feel Cygan or Doyle could have been a better choice.
No-one else can do Solid Snake though.
its me the trailer poster:
it was wrong after all to take hayter as big boss
but change now is a bit stupid... maybe doyle would have been a better choice for venom snake
Why didn't BB and SS just retire from war and live a normal life?
>own creator is slowly disowning him as Big Boss becomes the true hero and face of the Metal Gear series
Isn't TPP basically gonna be how Big Boss becomes the villain after interpreting the Boss' will in the wrong way?
>mother drags him to a forest and dies
>father is unknown
>never belonged with the Kokiri
>the first person he tries to save dies anyway
>has to leave life behind for a hero's life
>says goodbye to childhood friend who he doesn't see again for seven years and even then can't see each other
>opens the sacred realm for Ganondorf to take
>royally screws up Hyrule and lets people die
>friends he meets become sages along the way and dragged into his destiny
>timeline where he dies
>timeline where he wasn't there to stop ganon again
>he gets sent back in time with an adult's mind in a child's body
>only friend he had bails on him
>chases her into the Lost Woods into another hot mess that may have not even been real at all and full of psychological torment
>back into the woods where he dies without a fairy and turns into a stalfos
Give or take 100 years
>Teaches another Hero who wasn't even ready at the start of his journey and would've died without him
Life is hard