How to be a real gamer

>An Xbox 360 is a good games system for real gamers
Stopped reading there. *vomits*

>>259585073
>roleplaying
I'd rather buy an xbox than talk to you anymore

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>>259585073
>*vomits*

>Now it's time to start looking the part of a real gamer. You can show off the games you like by wearing shirts and hats expressing their logos and symbols. Speaking 1337 (Leet) is also very important and very simple. Knowing this will help you to read other gamers gamer tags and clan tags.

>>259585073
*dodges*

>>259584868
Should be renamed to, HOW TO NOT BE A REAL GAMER.

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Is this primarily directed at dudebros? Jesus christ.

>>259585498
*vomit hits because it was truestrike vomit*

>>259585408
>n0t be3n 1338
im g0nna hackz u

>>259585594
*dodges*

>recommends a Wii instead of a Wii U
Wii U users BTFO

>>259585594
*slashes vomit with katana*
Heh...

"A Nintendo Wii DOES NOT MAKE YOU LESS OF A GAMER!"

Coming from a guy who spent 3 years of his life playing exclusively on the Wii: Yes it does.

>After you have found the correct system, you need to find the correct games to fit your playing type. This would mean war games, racing games, and so on.
Literally the only two genres of games out there.

>>259585073
*nods respectrakakakakakakfdadfgmlnashaja
i cant
go fuck yourself

>>259585869
Don't forget yearly sports titles.

>>259585651
sp00k3d

> you will forever have to keep upgrading your RAM, graphics card, sound card, and hard drive in order to play the most up to date games.

who writes these articles?

>>259586193
If you read the entire article, clearly a console peasant who doesn't even own a PC. He flatout recommends PC as a last measure.

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>>259584868
faggot

>>259586193
>new Depression Quest comes out
>not upgrading your graphics card immediately to handle all that hyper-realistic suicide blood

>>259585116
>>259585201
*teleprots behind u*
*slice open neckthroat*
*vomits down windpipe*
nothing personnel, kiddos

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>>259586406
We can't go one thread without bringing that up can we?

>>259586571
Fuck, sorry, I didn't even mean to bring up the Quinnmeister. I was just listing an extremely non-taxing game

Didn't we all have a phase where we thought consoles were superior to PC? Lay off the guy.

>>259586868
no

>Try to follow this guide as closely as possible in order to get the most accurate results.

What "results"?

>>259587054
You may experience a rush of euphoria

>>259586868
Haha I never owned a console

>>259584868
>you will forever have to keep upgrading your RAM, graphics card, sound card, and hard drive in order to play the most up to date games.

my pc is three years old and I still can play every new release on ultra 60 fps, come at me console peasants

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>this thread

>>259585073
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy…..

>>259586868
>being this pleb
>mfw I grew up with all my friends playing console and I remained a true PC masterrace
Being young isn't always an excuse for being an idiot faggot

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>>259587587
>throws you up

>>259585783
>US REAL PS4 GAMERS HUH

Fuck off back to reddit with your cancer.

>>259585073
>an xbox 360 is a good games system for real dudebros

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Avid PS3 gamer here. What's so great about "le mustard face" anyway? You have a bunch of RTS games and MOBA shit. Big woop. Most games nowadays are multiplat and I don't need to worry about missing out on much. Food for thought.

>>259588159
Two words:
4
K

>>259588384
K isn't a word

>>259588384
>2 words
>a letter and a number
my fucking sides

This is bait, right?
Right? ;_;

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>how to be a real gamer
>talks about consoles
kek

>>259588159
see >>259588994

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>>259588994
>TORtanic
>Dota 2
>Total War Rome II
>X Rebirth
>C&C 3
>Cube World
>Mech Warrior Online

>>259588994
>Dark
>Guild Wars 2
I'd rather not.

>>259589416
What's wrong with Dota? Please don't tell me you still think it's casual

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>>259589416
>I subjectively dislike these so whole list is disporven ;-)

>>259589565
>infested with Russans and Peruvians
>broken MMR
>harder than LoL
>overpowered champs
>no content updates since TI4 ended
What's not to love about Dota 2?

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>>259589854

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>>259590423

>>259591986
why is his fedora sideways?

>>259586193
>not upgrading your sound card every year