You are suddenly in Left 4 Dead. Your companions are the last three video game characters you played.
Scout from tf2
Geralt of rivia
A-Am I safe?
>A football Manager
>A fat trucker
Im okey with this.
>Joel from TLoU
Darkest Hour tank hunter
HOI 3 Adolf Hitler
Lost Alpha my stalker with ak-74
let's do this
Diablo 3 Crusader
Diablo 3 Witch Doctor
Diablo 3 Wizard
Holy Shit they are undead killing machines, zombies have never been so fucked
I don't think my companions could be much better
>that meth guy from GTAV
>arctic terrorist from css
>male mc from pokemon y
I think I'll be ok. Two guys who can handle weapons and one guy with access to six monsters with supernatural abilities. This thing is going to be a breeze until I run out of pp and ammo
>Monster Hunter Male/Full Devijho/Hammer
>German Machine Gunner (RO2)
>blood raven force commander
Well that isn't OP or anything
>But Ground Zeroes is set in Modern Day
I don't think the zombies will be able to handle a waveland to tomohawk tech-chased multishine finished with a jab-upsmash
>MC from Persona 3
>MC from Akiba's Trip
We're going to strip those zombies clean so they have nothing to hide behind as they bask in the radiant glory of my mary stu harem team.
Everything is alright.
>3's the best game!
>Yeah I haven't played the others but I'm gonna trash them anyway
>A Marine soldier
>An Army Ranger
Can't remember the third one, but I'm G2G.
>Ludger and Jude Xillia 2
>my 50 in everything character from ffxiv
So I have a doctor, a guy that can rek zombies with ease and a person that can cook, make weapons, make armor and fight with most basic weapons as well as use magic? I think I'll be fine
CIS Marine Droid
>Dark Souls II guy (forget what the title is)
>Navy SEAL from COD:BO2
Dovahkiin could use magic and dragon shouts and shit. Dark Souls II guy could fuck people up with his greatsword and high endurance and health. Navy SEAL speaks for itself.
The protag isn't you. You don't live in a fantasy world where you get to go on adventures all the time with fantastic creatures, never having to work and earning tons of money while being surrounded by the biggest qts. You're most likely an unemployed loner who will never go anywhere, save the world or bang a 10/10.
>Skree from Awesomenauts
>Eskimo from Spelunky
>Rampage League Witch from Path of Exile
Witch alone is more than enough
>You don't live in a fantasy world
>implying I give a shit
The protag in my game is me, faggot. It's your loss if you don't have an imagination to enjoy games.
Enjoy never immersing yourself in anything because of your pessimistic thinking, you poor bastard.
Why is it you? Because you like to think it is? I could go paint my face brown and run round telling people I'm Kanye West but that doesn't mean I am. It would get me locked up or beaten by blacks.
Gorion's Ward from Baldurs Gate: Lvl 2x Fighter/Cleric dual-wielding the two +5 hammers
MU from Fire Emblem: Awakening
Lulu from LoL
Totally safe from anything ever thanks to Gorion's Ward who can raise me from the dead.
>Juan from Guacamelee
>Alucard from Symphony of the Night
>Wing Zero TD from Gundam vs Gundam Full Boost
Yeah..nah... this ain't shit.
This is practically cheating.
Certainly a challenge.
>Terra / Edgar / Celes / Sabin
>In this case Edgar
We both go down as bros unless we manage to survive.
>60 Longbowmen from the Britons in the Imperial Age
...Useless unless from a distance.
All in all, having Raiden on the team is basically cheating but the others are competent enough to make this a challenge.
Old Ezio Auditore
Slardar from DOTA2
A Bf109 F-2 pilot
Auditore wins it for me since they suddenly can only attack one at a time
>A Loli with a bigass sword.
Meh, won't last very long.
>That dude from Dishonored
Will last even shorter.
>A Monsterhunter with Dual Swords
...Uhh... Doesn't look too rosy for me i guess.
>Gordon Freeman - Half Life 2
>Gorge - Natural Selection 2
>Clementine - The Walking Dead 2
Unconventional, but equally unstoppable.
Phoenix from Dota 2
Artyom from Metro Last Light
>MFW Gordon alone would have been fine
This can only end well.
My Oblivion character.
>Mike from Five Nights At Freddy's
>Mononobe no Futo from Touhou Hopeless Masquerade
>My Scion from Path of the Exile
Eh, I guess it could be worse. A guy who manages to survive five killing machines, a plate-loving brainless pyromaniac and a chick with magic powers sounds like the odds are pretty good.
The Chosen Undead from Dark Souls
Bousch the Tinker from Dota 2
The Courier from Fallout: New Vegas
the Zweihander cleaving hordes of zombies in half, missiles and lasers and shit and a emotionless silent man gunning everything down in slo motion with a lever action who proceeds to eat half a dozen cans of pork and beans
>Red Orchestra 2- some 18 yo german kid with a g41 and a couple of stick grenades
>Skyrim- Dovakeen pure mage
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R- the marked one
Dova wrecks house and carries us to victory while the German, Marked One and I drink while bullshitting around.
You got the ruskie and I got the jerry.
>my human warlock
>my draenei monk
>shen from league of legends
>jinx from league of legends
Michael from Crysis 3, High Level Dark Souls 2 character and like a level 7 demon hunter from Diablo 3. I think I'll be alright. My Demon Hunter's levels will go through the roof pretty quickly.
>Clinkz from DotA 2
>King Charles VII of France
>a medieval knight from Chivalry
Do medieval kings know anything about close combat?
>Predator from AvP by Rebellion
>Male Monster Hunter in full Dire Miralis armor with Stygian Zinogre GS
>Kratos in God of War 3
At a rage or up close, I think I'm gonna do fucking great.
Protag from E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
A ship from Starsector
A ship from SPAZ
Well uh, I haven't played any other game in ages. Do the ships count? There's no characters for them.
>Pink Gold Peach
>Aurora (Child of Light)
Harem army activated
>Heroes of Might & Magic 4, level 25 Might General with maxed Combat and Tactics abilites also basic death magic
>A digger dwarf from Dwarfs!?
>A lvl 7 Scion from Path of Exile
My first mate would slaughter thousands of them by himself and could probably guide us pretty damn well, hes conquered big towns before with eaze, although with bigger armies than just 4 people.
This party actually feels like it could be in a horror movie or a vidya, if tweaked a little.
>War Veteran, leader of the group
>Comical relief fat guy who knows his way around digging, building and electricity
>Unstable, sad, scared, blonde beauty who at first wont do much other than be in the way, but will later on mature and become a killing machine
>Nerd who plays vidya, someone everyone can relate to
Luffy would eat all your rations so no you're fucking dead from starvation.
> fucking badass max lvl dks2 melee char
> geralt of rivia
This isn't too bad...
>Isaac from Golden Sun
Infected have no chance in hell. Uncle Dante destroys from any range with his vast array of weaponry. Satsujinki destroys absolutely everything in melee range and can also kill inanimate objects, don't ask how. And Isaac.. well.. he just nukes the shit out of everything in sight with magic.
>My lvl 132 Runescape character
>Pokémon Trainer with Rotom-W, Greninja, Mega Manectric, Mega Mawile, Talonflame and Garchomp
Hell, I was all set as soon as I listed Raiden.
>Level 60 Brawler/Ronin from Aura Kingdom
>Gods Eater Burst MC
I'm fine. Just gonna stand back, any of these three could solo this shit.
ZOMBIES GETTING BTFO
>Sain from fire emblem
>A Counter Terrorist with m4a1-s and p250
I see this going well... Sain will bring the pain, CT might not last well because of shit m4a1-s ammo pools and mega man will be the SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT.
>King from 12th Century Europe
>Random Space Station Crew
>Lu "I grow tired of your presence" Bu
Yup, we got this
When you don't know things, you should google them.
Kazuki from Front Mission III
Captain of the Mantis B from FTL
Nami from LoL
Easy if they come with equipment, dead if they don't.
Invoker, Yagyu , Lvl 43 spectral throw ranger in Path of Exile
>The Courier, a moustached undercover NCR government agent who looks out for number one at any means barring betraying his own country, US army general coat, NCR general hat and sunglasses. Armed with decked out 10mm silenced pistol and Stealthboy Mk. 2
>MHFU male hunter, decked in Gyapceros armour and wielding a Crystal Hammer
>Ellis who I've been spamming 'Ready?' in most games with
I think I'll be juuuuust fine!
>A sandnigger terrorist from de_dust2
>An IDF Counter-Terrorist from de_dust2
>Leon from RE6
>Jack Black from Brutal Legend
This is gonna be fucking awesome.The T and the CT are constantly going to argue about who's wrong and who's right, then share cs stories while Leon is probably gonna stay quiet all the time and be serious.And what can i say about Jack Black, i mean it's fucking Jack Black, when he starts singing, gold comes out.
Fresh Out the Dungeon Oblivion Character
Fuck all of you. I ain't even concerned.
>Lest from RF4
>Risk of Rain Default Guy
>Default girl from 100% Orange Juice
Shit, I'd be fine with Lest alone. Risk of Rain Commando makes it overkill.
>1700s Dutch Rifleman, Empire Total War
>Centaur Warrunner, Dota 2
>Space Engineer, Space Engineers
Sounds really fun, actually.
Bradwarden would fuck over so many zombies. He'd be as strong as a tank probably. While the engineer tries to craft new armor and ships to bombard hordes from afar while the dutch guy is just like what the FUCK is going ON WHERE AM I
Garret (Theif 2)
Son of Van helsing. (Legendary adventures of Van helsing)
3 completely different types of play.
At least it's make for some interesting confrontations.
>Amazon (Dragon Crown)
>Monkey D. Luffy (Unlimited World Red)
>Acrid (Risk of Rain)
If anything, I'd be holding them back I think. Luffy's got this shit on lock, and Acrid would probably just chill out with the Spitter the entire time. Amazon would probably be bored the whole time after the first few days.
If you're actually the game dev guy then you have my respect
YOU'VE PICKED THREE ZOMBIES YOU IDIOT
HAVE FUN GETTING EATEN
>not a dragon doing this scene
>"Oh shit I'm sorry anon"
Well he is one of the more competent fighters in JoJo. If he
used Ball Breaker right without Valnetine fucking it upI assume he'd have the powers on Tusk act 4 too, which I maintain is the strongest stand in all canon.
>Wehrmacht Elite Rifleman
>El Presidente w/ Veteran perk
>Security Guard Schmidt from FNAF
I think we stand a feasible chance.
id play the shit out of this game
>Can attack through stoped time
>attack is an unstoppable force
>can only be blocked by another unstoppable force moving in the opposite direction
Of course tusks is top tier, GER is probability the only one that would have no problem with it.
>some random CT
We got this shit.
Mario (super mario sunshine)
Marth (Fire Emblem)
Chosen Undead (DaS)
i would say we are good. but given its left 4 dead (the first not the second) melee weapons are a no go. so we will have a good ol shoving match while mario keeps us hydrated
I think people overestimate GER. All we saw it do was invalidate a time power (which Tusk can do) and put its victim in an infinite death loop (which Tusk can do except better)
>Mein Gott! At least they're cleaner than the bolsheviks!
>AWL WERK UND NO PLAY FOR PRESIDENTE AHOI HOI
>mike is 100% silent since he has a job to do and this time
he does it for free
>An endgame specced MMO healer (FFXIV WHM)
>Goemon ("Kid Ying", technically)
>A grunt from Titanfall
I think we got this.
well my team would be
that girl from Yume Nikki
God from B&W 2
and the sniper from that JFK reloaded game
you it's a damn good thing I litterally have god on my side cause a neet and a single guy with a rifle wouldn't really make it through a pack of infected with even just a single special infected thrown in.
forgot my image, though it is in no way helpfull since it is only in her mind
nord huscarl from mount & blade warband multiplayer, IDF counter-terrorist from CSGO and ellis from lef4dead2
Nigel (Surgeon Simulator)
Random Support Gunner (BF4)
Main Character from P.T
I like this got a medic,a guy who constantly checks his back, unlimited ammo, and a fucking batshit insane guy who shoots lightning bolts and goes all helicopter with a galatine (big ass sword).
>five nights at freddys security guy
>CS:GO counter terrorist
>Jack from Cthulhu Dark Corners of the Earth
>all normal humans with no powers or special equipment
>Ben Kerry (Arma 3 Protag)
>My mount and blade character
>Slark from doto
Ive got a good chance with a trained soldier, top tier swordfighter/marksman and a crazy fish assassin.
>My skyrim assassin
Jesus, the idea of xcom meets warcommander is enough to make me be able to take on warhammer 40k shit, zombies have no idea what they are getting into
>Angry Black Guy from Prototype 2
>Father from Nier
I'm more than okay
Leader of Saga clan
Catherine the Great
>Austrian Cavalryman in M&B: Warband: Napoleonic Wars mod
>Jew from Rise of Venice
>Britbong CT from CS:GO
Not the worst mix. We have an experienced melee fighter, an all-round tradesman and builder (clever for strategy) and cheeky Britbong gunslinger.
>assuming you weren't going for Mostly Flesh and Steel.
yeah about that, anon...
>Amazon from Dragon's Crown
>Kain, from Blood Omen, Ch.5
>Wanda from SOTC
>Spelunky mexican character
I´m pretty fucked. Kain can´t take blood from zombies, and have 3 precious and sanes banks of blood by his side.
Master Chief acts as my personal shield because "save every person," Marcus Fenix goes to town with the gnasher shotgun/lancer chainsaw on the normal infected, batman fights the special infected with gadgets/hand-to-hand. All the while, batman and cortana are working together to find a cure/vaccination for the outbreak.
a naked traumatised boy( TboI)
some dumbass landsquid (spore)
and either a floating handgun or a comatose bloke fighting off the mindkill(receiver)
fuck me for being stingy with harddrive space
the best course of action would probably be a MIST ending and just put us all out before they tear little Isaac limb from limb
>My Warframe Excalibur
I got speed, stealth and more speed. I'll be fine.
(Myself in Racedriver Grid or Trackmania, guess that doesn't count)
Annie from LoL
Malzahar from LoL
Lux from LoL
Zombies gon' get blasted