I'm in love with Marisa!
I love Super Metroid and Metroid Prime 3.
I don't get why people automatically think you haven't played Metroid because you like how Samus looks. She's fucking hot
>you will never train Valerie to be your pokemon
That's a good idea
pls stop i already fapped 5 times today i think i bruised mt dick
I want to kiss Samus's abs while she runs her hands through my hair ~;i;~
Fuck yeah a waifu thread in these dark times.
Maybe it will discourage tumblr and reddit to stay here?
Rise is my waifu, get NTR'd.
5 is fucking nothing you pleb, i can go maybe 10 on a bad day
She can ride nyan my dick.
I wish Morrigan would suck my dick while I play games.
See: the rest of this image set
>I love Samus!
I loved her first. I'm sorry.
Hilda a great. Makes me want a role-reversed Zelda game even more, where a tyrannical queen Zelda is a villain.
If there's one good thing Zero Mission and Other M did for the series it's the amount of Zero Suit Samus fan art.
TFW no Prey 2 style bounty hunting game with Samus.
>Implying I'm fat.
I don't need girls to be marathon runners. Girls of healthy weight are nice, but a toned stomach is even better. It's the fat chicks that I'm really sick of.
It's always a good time to post cute vidya
this is a great one,
im chuckling just thinking about it
there are normalfags here. this has long since stopped being a secret place
and for the punch line! prepare to laugh!
im one of them
>mfw 5'0 weeb gf who I fucked just a few days ago and then watched anime with
>Still not knowing that Nintendo Power got those numbers directly from Metroid II's manual.
what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
>tfw got laid because crossing the street at the right place right time
>will never get to be a wizard
>it was awful
> 198lb with the suit on
> Implying it doesn't add an inch at most
Samus is canonically tall, at least before other M.
I'm working on that, anon. I'm not fat yet though, but bigger than I'd like to be.
I don't have a waifu though. I just like posting qt 3.14's.
Samus is old hat. Palutena is best Nintendo girl.
literally first image when googling "6'3 190 lb woman" This would be Samus in real life
About as much as having a healthy diet.
Yeah but them perky titties man. Them perky titties.
>Corrupting the pure Mother/Son relationship that Pit and Palutena have.
well they are definitely hard enough to lose your head over
>tfw jungle fever
>tfw Sheva is my waifu
Did I ever imply that?
life isn't about whats on the outside, but whats on the inside
Nah, I couldn't care less about "betraying" my race
Challenge: post pics of other girls in Zero Suits.
why does Nintendo have the best Waifus?
Individual races will go extinct in 100 years because of people like you. Everyone will be as dumb as dodos because of the african genes giving them tiny brains. Civilisation will collapse as world leaders have nigga moments and launch nukes at each other. You could have stopped it, but you didn't
she's got an ass like this. Tone and athletic
That's a risk I'm willing to take, m8
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
That brings it's own problems. Asians that flood into countries like Canada and Australia don't procreate with the natives and will eventually overrun them into extinction. The same will happen to Britain, but with middle eastern people that don't mix with locals because of religious reasons.
We're all fucked.
She's kind of annoying to see all the time.
But sometimes there's some golden pictures.
I made a post about how that bodybuilder is trans and that means I'm betraying my ancestor's genes? I'm pretty sure you meant to direct that at the guy who fucks black chicks.
I just want to hug her forever.
It goes well with the spats.
the lack of good lesbo pics are kind of sad
Not looking hard enough.
The Zero Suit is like the ultimate unitard, I can';t imagine Nintendo didn't know what they were doing when they cooked that up.
Why is it these threads rarely have that images of her being gnawed by a little mnetroid? She's got dem hips in that one.
as a girl who likes girls, bulldykes are the most unattractive things on the planet. i like attractive girls, cute, sexually appealing, girly, you know, i like girls. Samus is a hottie. i honestly have zero idea why bulldykes exist.
True, we have to wait for the game to come out for newer material.
only girls that are brain-washed by SJW shitdickery. most girls aren't unless they're twelve and stuck to Tumblr all day. and the humor here is just standard humor. i talk to you guys the same way i talk to my coworkers.
>tfw my 13 year old little sister is brainwashed by SJW shitdickery and spends half her day on Tumblr
i first found /b/ in 2009 and thought it was hilarious and stuck there for like 3 years or so. then i found out /v/ is like the same as /b/ but with more focus on videogames instead of everything else but mainly chicks with dicks.
Sheik is whatever you want him to be. Just like Poison.