I love Samus!

>>259301963
Let me decode that for you guys.
>i love Samus but I never played a Metroid game

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I'm in love with Marisa!

I want to rub my face in Samus's hair. It looks so soft.

And yes I've played all 3 Metroid Primes, Fusion, and I'm playing Super Metroid now. Currently up to the Ghost Ship with Phantoon

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>>259302151
I love Super Metroid and Metroid Prime 3.

>I love Reisen
>I'm in love with Marisa
Etc etc...

>>259301963

but she isnt real

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>>259302571
I don't get why people automatically think you haven't played Metroid because you like how Samus looks. She's fucking hot

>Being attracted to fictional characters

G-d, you people are f**king pathetic.

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>>259302878
>>259302993
:,(

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>>259302961

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>you will never train Valerie to be your pokemon

>>259301963
why don't you marry her

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>>259302309

>>259303285
Rude!

>>259302309
Where's your Reisen friend?

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>>259302993
>f**cking

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>>259303249
That's a good idea

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pls stop i already fapped 5 times today i think i bruised mt dick

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>>259302993
>F**king
Out you go SJW

>>259302878
Not yet.

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>>259302993
>mfw i have to go to therapy because of my attraction to a fictional character

i'm so pathetic ;_;

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>>259303582
Succumb

>>259301963
Bird Pubes

Ruined by the mole

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fine...have a bump

>>259304250
I don't know, I think the beauty mark is kind of cute. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.

>>259306006
I agree. I don't mind it at all

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I want to kiss Samus's abs while she runs her hands through my hair ~;i;~

>>259306430
Oh my god, the direction her forward leg is facing bothers me every time I see that image.

>>259304250
It just reminds me of Other M whenever I look at it. Can't deal with it.

>>259306784
Thanks for ruining it for me. into le trash man.jpg

Samus looks best in her armor. Fuck the zero suit.

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Fuck yeah a waifu thread in these dark times. Maybe it will discourage tumblr and reddit to stay here?

>>259307693
Confirmed for casual who can't manage an under 3 hour play time.

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>>259308019
Let's go!

>>259308019

Post more images of waifus in panties please.

As many as you can.

Save /v/ with the power of cotton.

>>259308469
>>259308319
>>259308019
try over here? im doing the best i can with the panty pictures
>>259297769

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I would hug a Hex Maniac!

I want to see Samus get impregnated by an alien!

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>>259308019
MEOW we're talking!

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>>259308469
Sure

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Rise is my waifu, get NTR'd.

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>>259308731
But the OP picture is so ugly

shes just a tall white chick with blonde hair tied into a pony tail. how generic can you get

>>259309196
all the more reason to improve the thread

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>>259303582
5 is fucking nothing you pleb, i can go maybe 10 on a bad day

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I love Arturia!

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>>259309352
see >>259304043

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>>259308469

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>>259308973
She can ride nyan my dick.

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>>259309590
Good taste!

Vivian > Samus

>>259309794
literally who

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>>259309794
take it back

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>>259302993
>G-d
>f**king

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Why can't more woman be fit and healthy like Samus?

>>259310170
It would truly be a perfect world

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>>259303126
>>259303517
>>259303695
>>259310126

>>259310170
because girls are fucking lazy

>>259309584
No you can't, Mr. Simpson. No one can.

Not without ADHD drugs, at least.

>>259310170
she's 6'3 w/o heels and 198 pounds. You'd shit your pants in fear if you ever saw her irl

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I wish Morrigan would suck my dick while I play games.
See: the rest of this image set

>>259309352
>Samus
>Tall

Heh, nope. She's 5'4. The perfect size.

>>259310591
Is that Morrigan or Justin Bailey?

>>259310736
She's either 5'5 or 6'3, sorry bucko

>>259310496

>still quoting that Nintendo magazine shit that has been contradicted by literally every Metroid game before and after it

>>259310885
until stated otherwise directly by nintendo those stats are canon

>>259311306

Nah. I'll believe the 6'3 with the suit on. Without, 6 at most.

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More lewd

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>>259301963
>I love Samus!
I loved her first. I'm sorry.

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>>259308973

Has anyone else here been to japan? I noticed hat there's quite a few jap women with similar hairstyles to Samus. The bangs down the side of the face can look pretty nice.

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Did you like me in albtw?

>>259310170
>That image set
Muh dick

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>>259312120

Hilda a great. Makes me want a role-reversed Zelda game even more, where a tyrannical queen Zelda is a villain.

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>>259301963
If there's one good thing Zero Mission and Other M did for the series it's the amount of Zero Suit Samus fan art.

>>259310390
i can anon....i can.... i shall tell you my ways after dinner

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TFW no Prey 2 style bounty hunting game with Samus.

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>>259302993

>>259309721
jesus christ those nipples look hard enough to cut glass

>>259310170
IDK

Why can't more anons be fit and healthy for their waifus?

Don't say your waifu loves you either way because that's horseshit.

>>259313273
this

>>259301963
When's the fucking eroquis doujin

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Is this out yet?

>>259310496
>Fear

That's a funny way to spell affection

>>259310297
Izzat some fucking Holy Mountain

>>259313273
>Implying I'm fat.

I don't need girls to be marathon runners. Girls of healthy weight are nice, but a toned stomach is even better. It's the fat chicks that I'm really sick of.

>>259313705
yeah

>>259311306
>She's literally 5'5 in the games.
>I need this stated to me before I accept it.

>>259312585
not him. I can orgasm up 15 times in a day, but not fap. fap is too much maybe 5 times a day tops

>>259303625
Samus looks fucking killer in those heels.

>>259306006
>>259306269
Same, I think it makes her look more mature.

>>259314130
the only game where that can potentially be argued is Other M where people's proportions don't make any sense at all

she's taller than most men in almost every other game

>>259314186
How the fuck can you orgasm without fapping?

>>259313273
>thinking I'm fat.

admittedly it's /v/ so there's probably a high fat ratio, but for example on /jp/ and maybe its all skinny dudes

>>259314379
Actual sex.

>>259314475
and maybe /a/*

>>259314519
Pffbt, everyone look at this unvirgin loser at laugh. This hole wasn't made for you.

>>259314519
what is this "sex"

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It's always a good time to post cute vidya girls.

>>259314519
Same thing. You're using friction to make an orgasm. Sex doesn't feel as good as fapping either, so you have to do it for longer to cum.

You make no sense.

>>259314519
>anyone on /v/
>ever actually having sex

Thats a good joke, tell me another.

good thread

>>259314773
You'd be surprised at how many normalfags are on /v/ right now, who have sex with their gfs/bfs on a daily basis.

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>>259314773
haha
oh man
just wait,
this is a great one,
im chuckling just thinking about it
there are normalfags here.
this has long since stopped being a secret place
and for the punch line! prepare to laugh!
im one of them

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>>259314379
i can orgasm while flaccid

>>259314519
no i'm a virgin but thats another way I guess

>>259314058
in English?

>>259310496
>Implying I don't like tall chicks that would wreck my shit
C'mon, anon.

>>259314745
Wet dreams, then.

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>>259314773
>mfw 5'0 weeb gf who I fucked just a few days ago and then watched anime with

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>>259314986

>>259314662
Your hole was made for me ;)

>>259315335
>weeb gf
don't stick your dick in crazy anon

>>259310170
strenuous exercise and exterion is bad for women in the long run, it can render them infertile

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>>259310885
>>259311306
>Still not knowing that Nintendo Power got those numbers directly from Metroid II's manual.

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>>259315653
too fucking late

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>>259314773

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?

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>>259314773
>tfw got laid because crossing the street at the right place right time
>will never get to be a wizard
>it was awful
kill me

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>>259316030

my ass

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>>259316030
dead owl

>>259315869
Being super fat and doing nothing is more so bad for them in the long run. It can render them dead AND infertile.

Where can I find some good porn? Nothing interests me lately, and I don't explore enough.

>>259315909

>with the suit on

>>259316596
Stop fapping for 2 days and suddenly all porn will become amazingly hot.

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>>259308810

I want to drink her milk.

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>>259316601
> 198lb with the suit on
> Implying it doesn't add an inch at most

Samus is canonically tall, at least before other M.

>>259312120
I want Hilda to give me a gloved handjob while kissing my cockhead with her purple lipstick.

Just post some more busy Samus, preferably in heels.

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>>259318232
Boobies!

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>>259313273
I'm working on that, anon. I'm not fat yet though, but bigger than I'd like to be. I don't have a waifu though. I just like posting qt 3.14's.

>>259318497
Boobies!

>>259315165
Nope

>>259304043
She's such a bird brain.

>>259310736
What no Samus is like 6 foot something.

>>259315165
Nope. It's shit anyways.

The images are too close together I think.

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Cumming inside Samus!

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I want to devour samus' eggs

>>259312901
Samus is drunk! Please don't take advantage of her!

>>259316212
was it rape

>>259321729
No

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>>259321192

samus is a cutie

she'd probably date me and cuddle with me

>>259322220
The world needs more Vanessa.

>>259323146
Yea right, loser.

She's all business.

>>259323870
but is samus thread

>>259324008
i could pull her heartstrings nigga i don't play i'm all business too

>>259310496
So she's still shorter than me?

Yeah I'd totally be scared.

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>>259302993
>G-d

>>259324845
You're a big guy.

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Samus is old hat. Palutena is best Nintendo girl.

>>259325451
Post moar lewd Palutena

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>>259325682

>>259325451
how can you do this?

Just derail threads man?

i don't know who that girl is

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>>259324845
literally first image when googling "6'3 190 lb woman" This would be Samus in real life

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>>259325682

>>259325391
I guess.

She'd still weigh more than me.

Getting bench pressed by a hot girl seems kind of hot though.

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>>259326041
L-Lewd!

>>259326031
you're stupid

>>259326041
What's lewd about a hug?

>>259326130
>Post more lewd palutena!

>Wow lewd!
Huh.

Best Nintendo girl?
That's a tough question. I don't know.

>>259326257
samus

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>>259326183
About as much as having a healthy diet.

>>259326257
All of them

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Miku is the only one for me.

>>259326392
>nipple piercings
instant derection

>>259302993
I know you are baiting, but I don't care. Fictional beings are far superior to real people. Real people suck, beyond even the most pessimistic assesment of human nature.

>>259326789
which is exactly why your alone, and which is exactly why if they ever became real, you would instantly hate them

>>259326789
Cool that edge bro. I love me some 2D but wow. I don't think you suck why do you think I suck? ;_;

>>259326392
God, that version of Palutena is so fucking sexy.

>>259326789
The only reason you prefer 2D is because it cant be repulsed by you

>>259315909
> Varia suit has been the Barrier suit this whole time

god dammit how did i not notice
why did they never bother to fix it

>tfw 90% of the Samus fan art is of the Zero shit suit instead of the superior space leotard

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>>259326747
Yeah but them perky titties man. Them perky titties.

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>Corrupting the pure Mother/Son relationship that Pit and Palutena have.

I want to bend Samus over my knee and spank her Zero Suited ass

>>259328332
I want Samus to bend me over her knee and spank my Zero Suited ass

>>259328447
I want the Zero suit to bend knee over samus and spank my shin

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>>259301963
I love Yukari.
>inb4 bitch

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>>259308469
Sure.

>>259323146
Cuddling with Samus

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>>259310170
Samus STRONK.

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>>259321163

>>259314707
Ah yeah. Kaine was a good futa.

>>259315909
>jamping
I can't unsee it now.

>>259328803
Is it bad that at first glance I thought this was the Fusion Dance?

>>259329172
>Implying the Power Suit even works like this

>>259329269
i don't get it

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>>259310170

>>259329804
Those eggs are hers

>>259329804
I think she was forced to lay those eggs herself

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I'm going to marry Ashley!

I want to bend Palutena over my knee and spank her non-zero suited ass.

>>259326041
>>259326392
Theres lewd and then there is porn. More of the former please.
Also
>Pierced Nips
Yes please.

>>259329804
Samus exterminated the Metroids.
Samus was injected with Metroid DNA.
You figure out the rest.

>>259330336
dat thumbnail

Palutena's armpits are 2smelly4me

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A Hex upon this thread

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>>259330654

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So is this a Nintendo girl thread?

>>259310170
>>259329830
Where can I find more of this artist? Sadpanda's missing a lot of sets.

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>>259330859

>>259330895
It's a whoever you like thread

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>>259331069

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>>259313158
well they are definitely hard enough to lose your head over

>>259330959
g-e.hentai is where I found the image set.

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>>259331263

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>tfw jungle fever
>tfw Sheva is my waifu

>>259331396
I looked there too, but there's supposed to be 20 image sets from the guy since this is the twentieth. I'll try looking some more

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>>259329735
Did I ever imply that?

>>259301963
She maybe your gal but she's everyone's pal

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>>259331603

>>259331621
Don't you feel bad about betraying your race, though?

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>>259331616
life isn't about whats on the outside, but whats on the inside

>>259312901
>sorry, when I drink my feet get all shriveled and shit

>>259308019
Tumblr would just turn it into a husbando thread, and Reddit doesn't give a shit.

>>259331759
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/fsr/=/keyword/%E7%86%B1%E4%BD%93%E7%86%9F%E5%87%9B%20SRI0000000928/from/work.series
Where the fuck am I even

I hate "love".

>>259332669
let me give you a smooch

>>259332743
Fuck no. Kissing is disgusting.

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>>259331906

Nah, I couldn't care less about "betraying" my race

>>259332669
You ever been in it? Shit feels good but you act fucking bonkers without realizing it. Still, better to have loved and lost, etc.

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Challenge: post pics of other girls in Zero Suits.

>>259332832
Come here boy

>>259332856
I have, which is why I hate it.

Whoever came up with that saying was never in love and thought he saw greener grass.

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why does Nintendo have the best Waifus?

Samus has no ass!

>>259332856
There's not better feeling than love's irrational happiness.

The only thing to hate about it is losing it and having to find it again. That fucking blows horsecocks.

>>259331759
Nevermind. All of them were on sadpanda, I'm just being a dumbass

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>>259333094
Because.

>>259332303
Staring at Samus' cute bare feet!

>>259332845
Individual races will go extinct in 100 years because of people like you. Everyone will be as dumb as dodos because of the african genes giving them tiny brains. Civilisation will collapse as world leaders have nigga moments and launch nukes at each other. You could have stopped it, but you didn't

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>>259333109

she's got an ass like this. Tone and athletic

>>259333521
she's also imaginary

>>259333720
Imaginary, just like her ass.

>>259333720
All the better

>>259333521
That woman needs breast implants.

>>259333094
I need the full pic.

>>259333520
You realize the amount of interracial relationships is incredibly small?

Love doesn't see race man.

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>>259333520

That's a risk I'm willing to take, m8

>>259333818
No she doesn't.

Small ones need love too!

>>259333818
Ewww no

>>259333520
/pol/ pls go

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>>259333790
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Post more hex maniac pls muh dick

Is it weird that I find Samus sexy as Hell, but don't fap to her out of some weird form of respect for how badass she is?

>>259327472
Thank you

>>259334241
Hex maniac is the worst girl posted in this thread and I will never see why people are so interested in her. She's not even one of the most attractive trainer classes.

>>259334056
Sauce?

>>259334338

Cuz she looks like Tomoko.

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>>259333828
ain't hard to find it on

>>259334269
Yeah I think I've heard you mention that once before.

Pussy

What if instead of heels, the zero suit conformed to her feet and toes?

>>259333870
That brings it's own problems. Asians that flood into countries like Canada and Australia don't procreate with the natives and will eventually overrun them into extinction. The same will happen to Britain, but with middle eastern people that don't mix with locals because of religious reasons.

We're all fucked.

>>259334520
Tomoko is disgusting.

>>259326789
Hey, so do you maybe wanna be misanthrope buddies

or something

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>>259334338
She's kind of annoying to see all the time.

But sometimes there's some golden pictures.

>>259334639

Amen to that.

>>259334269
same here

>>259334627
That's way far down the line and I'm not seeing why someone shouldn't procreate with who they love because of it.

>>259334627

>tfw married to the daughter of a Nigerian immigrant


We plan on having at least 2 kids. haha, time for race mixing!

>>259326031
I'm pretty sure the chick in that photo has a dick. I think she's a well-known transgender bodybuilder. I don't think Samus has a dick.

Is the C86 doujin translated yet?

>>259334995
Holy shit, just checked to confirm. Christina Bruce totally has a dick.

>>259331687
I-I have to choose?

>>259334967
I am frowning at you very hard.

>>259334338

Because she's clingy and crazy

>>259335065
Nah

>>259335265
For marrying someone he loves?

>>259333818
>I don't want to fondle her breasts
>Clearly she should mutilate herself to meet my approval

>>259334995
You're ruining the genes your ancestors have kept for decades.

>>259335680
Wat m8.

>>259335065
Does she get the Ridley d in that one?

>>259335458
No, for his betrayal.

>>259335864
You're really having trouble figuring that one out?

>>259336104
I think you responded to the wrong post, friend.

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>>259336138
Underrated.

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>You'll never brush your waifu's teeth

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>>259336202
>>259336138

>>259335946
Probably. I don't look at doujin until they are translated.

>>259335680

I'm assuming you meant to reply to me

m8, my ancestors did that long ago. I'm a white mutt, I can't claim to be more than 25% of anything at the most

>>259336182
No I didn't

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>>259336219

>>259336646
Yes I did, I'm a dumbass. Thought you meant the wot m8 post.

>>259336646
I made a post about how that bodybuilder is trans and that means I'm betraying my ancestor's genes? I'm pretty sure you meant to direct that at the guy who fucks black chicks.

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I just want to hug her forever.

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>>259335346
Terrible. Blue top is better.

>>259336219
That's a good brush

>>259336795
It's k.

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>>259332942

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>>259336219
>>259336219

>>259334306
This makes me wonder what Samus other normal clothing looks like.

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>>259336874
It goes well with the spats.

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>>259337051
fucking image swap

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>>259337051
MOOOOOOT

>>259337051
>>259337193
Swapped image was better

>>259337179
She dresses like the proud and respectable woman she is.

>>259337051
So hot

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the lack of good lesbo pics are kind of sad

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>>259337525
Teacher like?