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>>258944095
looks kinda like Zoe's leftovers from Five Guys
There are better burgers out there than Five Guys.
>>258944095
>Amerifat slop
Nah.
If it's Zoe we're talking about, I wouldn't mind giving her a little In-N-Out.
>>258944349
I don't think that she had any leftovers, Anon. Looks like she swallowed everything and then had seconds, given how heavy she is.
>>258944474
Lmoa enjoy living a shitty life eating grass and lean meats
>>258944438
a&w's are pretty good. I never tasted Five Guys tho.
>>258944095
I wish I had shit like this in my town. All we have is a McDonalds, Wendy's, A&W and Dairy Queen.
Can someone tell me why Five Guys is a meme now, and who Zoe is?
inb4 that one fag who always posts Arby's.
Were any /v/irgins at 5 Guys in Orland Park today? I swear I saw someone that looked like they were from /v/ today.
SO WHO WAS IT?!
>>258944438
please enlighten me. I've been on the search for better burgers.
>>258944709
My town is so small, all we have is an A&W.
>>258944638
kek'd
Yo, is five guys really all that good? Never been there, but I don't think it can beat in n out.
>>258944835
Granite City.
>>258945059
I've had both-- 5 guys is a lot better
>>258944827
That's called a mirror dumbass
>>258944474
Straya detected
>>258944753
Zoe was some chick who made a game called Depression Quest. There've been threads about her for days.
Allegedly she cheated on her boyfriend five times (ergo Five Guys) with guys with some pull in the video game industry (some journalists and a developer or two) in order to get her game on steam.
She also maid allegations that she was trolled on some forums and used her connections to garner support and make money.
>>258944827
NICE CHINOS FAGGOT, DID YOUR MOM BUY THEM FOR YOU
>>258945079
I would love to fly out there and try that shit. Know of places closer to NY?
>>258944095
>Five Plebs
Nothing personal, kid.
>>258944095
I got these australian candy beans.They're not very good though.
>>258945374
Plebruckers
Get the fuck out of here pleb. The Counter or gtfo
>>258944709
Except wendys and a&w are pretty good
>>258945370
Well on Long Island and NYC we got shake shack.
I think it's a bit overrated but burgers are definitely better than five guys.
Only thing I like about five guys over them is the selection of condiments and toppings
>>258945374
Goddamn. Looks like living in america is worth the chance of getting shot by a nigger after all.
>>258945370
If you have any microbreweries near you, they tend to have good burgers. I don't know any specific places though, never been to NY.
Goddamn it all these fucking threads are making me so fucking hungry!
Gonna go get some five guys tomorrow. (The Hamboiga, not the game developer orgy(
>>258944835
Cook them at home.
>not knowing a basic life skill like how to cook
>>258945794
Your chance of being a victim of violence are extremely low in the first world. It's a lot safer than media skew you to believe.
>>258945305
N-no..Must not have been you, because I was wearing shorts today. Hi, though!
>>258946040
>Not enjoying a greasy fast food burger once in a while
What are you, some type of faggot? I can cook. Sometimes I would rather eat out.
>>258945794
If you're white you're set. Hell if you're Algerian you can win women with your accent,
>>258944095
subtle
>Implying I didn't have five guys yesterday due to all this viral
got me good
>>258944095
>even the bun is greasy
>ameriburgers
>>258946302
Algerian here. This is 100% accurate
>>258946268
Sometimes I would rather eat your mother out.
>>258945374
Looks terrible compared to five guys
Today, we are all Amerigans!
>>258945374
Fuddruckers has and will always be shit.
>ITT foreigners pissed that they didn't invent the hamburger
>>258946509
>going into five guys and expecting healthy food options
>>258946107
>'Merica
>First world
Maximum overkek.
>>258946509
>bright lighting conditions
>moisture on bun from being wrapped in foil
You need to get out more, anon.
>>258946829
>Fuddruckers
>not the best restaurant ever
stay pleb
>>258947101
America is literally #1 though. We have the best actors, the best military, the best games, the best anime, the best everything.
We aren't first world. We are 0th world. We are literally living in paradise.
>>258945374
Five Guys looks and tastes better
>>258947354
>literally #1
>best military
>that's it
>>258945374
Fuddruckers buns are the worst shit ever
>implying anything beats in-n-out orfatburger
>>258944095I got Five Guys today because you fags have been talking about Zoeshit incessantly and I've been craving a boigah.It was fat as fuck but I regret nothing.
>>258947592
We don't have those on the beast coast.
>>258947354
>best games
Nope
>Best anime
Nope
>Best military
Aint gonna mean shit if Best Korea nukes you.
>best actors
Maybe? I'm a pleb when it comes to movies so damned if I know. I'm sure /tv/ would be able to name some foreign actors who're amazing, but the moral of the story here is that you're obese and I'm bored. Enjoy your stay in butterfat ranch and try not to break an arm because you'll be paying the bill into your 60's, #1.
>>258947592
Why do you Cali fags have such a hard on for In-n-out?
Ive been to Cali a bunch of times and have had in-n-out but it's not really as great as you guys make it out to be.
Only regional food I'm jealous we don't have in NY is Chicka-fila.
And don't even bring up that god forsaking NYU cafeteria bullshit one
>>258947492
Military is the only thing that really matters in a nation. Your nation has a better economy? Actors? Video games? Anime? Whatever. We'll just take it by force because our military is literally unstoppable.
America is the Ancient Rome of the modern world except there's no sign of it ever collapsing. Everyone else is just whatever puny village existed back at the time before they got conquered.
>>258947592
In n out is pretty decent and cheap. I think Five Guys is better quality overall though.
Can't say about fatburger I've never tried it.
>Live in LA.
>Have choice between almost any popular burger joint.
>Still prefer in-n-out.
The burger is just so pure, I can't help myself. I do like Five Guys fries better though.
Fuddruckers is pretty good too, burgers are a bit on the salty side though.
>>258944095
five guys is incredibly mediocre for what you pay.
>>258948661
Nigga, the burgers are huge and they give your fat greasy ass an amount of fries that even you couldn't finish. For like 10 dollars. If that is a lot of money to you, you're not supposed to be eating out anyway.
>>258947592
>in-n-out
>good
>>258948190
>best Korea nukes you
>best korea
>nukes
>you
I only eat the best
>>258949128
Is that fucking processed american singles and pancakes?
I would probably vomit
>>258948190
>Best Korea
>Their Nukes ever reaching past South Korea with the catapult launchers they use
>>258949128
thats fucking disgusting
>>258946268
Stop talking about seafood in a burger thread, anon.
>>258949128
Looks like a stack of McDonalds "cheeseburgers".
I don't know how anyone could eat garbage from McDonalds at any price.
>>258949430
Its frozen pancakes with a slice of cheese in between each
If you disagree that this isn't the best comfy gamer food ever, I will shitpost you to death
>>258949128
That actually made me laugh. Holy fucking shit that's revolting.
>>258945059
5 Guys is pretty damn good. You get your money's worth from fries alone. It's a 5-dollar burger joint however, so it's not as cost effective as In-N-Out. It's an 'on occasion' place for me.
>>258949430
I like Mcdonalds compared to most of the other fast food places.
Burger King and Wendys burgers are usually too greasy and I feel bloated after eating them.
Never have that problem with Mcdonalds though
>>258949641
>>258949430
>>258949381
>>258949314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJeJY1UItFM
>>258949628
I disagree.
You suck and your fatpockets suck. Get some taste, Amerilard.
>>258948476
In N Out a shit
Del Taco has good hamburgers though
>>258949128
hmm, throw some sausage patties in there and we'll talk.
>>258949773
jesus that is so fucking nasty
>>258949801
Had Del Taco for the first time in Jan
That shit is tasty I don't even get how Taco Bell survives in places where there's a Del Taco
>>258949801
Their burgers would be GOAT if it weren't for the dogshit taco lettuce they use.
>>258945374
>>258949773
>57 views
You're one nasty motherfucker, Tenamesan.
>>258944095
Five Guys only recently came to my town and it was the most average shit i've ever had. it wasn't bad, but it wasn't worth 10 fucking bucks for one meal. and I dont understand the whole fries thing, you really don't even get that many it just looks like you do because it's in a cup.
Freddys and culvers are the best fast food burger joints (freddys takes the cake though because culvers has bad fries)
>>258944095
This whole quinnspiracy is just a viral campaign for five guys, I just know it.
>>258949939
Taco bell is only good if you are in a MSG beef, potato and melty cheese kind of mood. Tried this the other day it was pretty good
>>258949628
Streetguru plz
>>258948271
It's really trendy for east coasters to come over here, go to In-N-Out, and say they're not impressed.
I can't wait for Dunkin' Donuts to start opening up over here so we can shit on it in the same way.
>>258949623
Right, McDonalds burger.
>>258948027Bacon cheeseburger with grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq and hot sauce plus cajun fries master race.
>>258950434
the hell kind of rinky-dink ass five guys do you have that they only give you the cup of fries?
>>258947101
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/17/weekinreview/17bawer.html?pagewanted=1&_r=0
>>258950434
>you really don't even get that many it just looks like you do because it's in a cup.
you're being robbed. Send a few emails to the corporate office and that'll change. A regualr sized fry should be one scoop in the cup and another scoop in the bag, and those scoops are huge so you get a shit ton of fries. A large is a bigger scoop.
>>258947009
>implying it wasnt germany
>>258950434
What the fuck? With a small fries i easily get what most places consider a large or atleast 3/4s of a large. With a large fries i hear that you literally get like 1/4 of a bags full. You must have a really jew 5 guys. Also if you think their burgers are average again you got a bad one or ask for shit toppings.
>>258949801
>tfw closest Del Taco is like 20 minutes away
When they closed the shitty Weinerschnitzel near my house I was hoping for an In-N-Out or at least a Del Taco
Instead we got Chik-Fil-A, which is good, but overpriced, and they're closed on Sundays because Jesus. Fuck that shit.
>>258950614Cheeseburger with lettuce, mayo (only a little), ketchup, mustard, pickles and green peppers.No bun. I'm allergic to both pork and wheat.
>>258950434
I dunno what happened with you, but if you get a regular sized fries, they fill the cup, dump it into your bag, then fill it again.
>>258950762
Yeah, and Italy invented the pizza.
>>258950503
Shit on Dunkin' Donuts all you like.
It's not even that good.
Stay Butthurt Cali Fag
>>258949939
You'd be surprised how a Taco Bell can survive a city where there are better local taco shops around every corner. Taco Bell is like a fucking cockroach.
>>258950503
I went to a Dunkin Donuts in Gilbert, Arizona
I am from California and we have lots of the good chinese/pacific islander nigger run shops that are great, but Dunkin was just awful. Their donuts were tiny, dry and had weird tastes to them. I would never go back there, I dont know how so many people in Boston eat there
>>258944835
SUPER DUPER BURGERS
You may as well kill yourself afterwards because it doesn't get any better than Super Duper
>>258950882
I know it's not fantastic, but if you order it the right way it's pretty good for a few bucks.
Also everyone already knows In-N-Out fries suck.
>>258950889
Donuts are good and all, but I'm surprised how much of a big deal they are in other states.
>>258950812
>mfw imagining some lumbering autist order a cheeseburger sans bun
>>258951212
When life gives you lemons,barely make due because nobody but you cares enough and almost all food ever makes you sick.Thanks genetics.
>>258951212
>he hasn't seen people order a flying dutchman at in-n-out
>>258947592
In-n-Out is the best for fast food, but it doesn't hold a candle to actual burger joints.
>>258950503
Krispy Kreme MOTHERFUCKA
>>258951553
Krispy Kreme is alright for the first few bits but that glaze they put on is way too sweet.
Not to mention it makes a fucking mess of everything.
>>258950884
Yeah lol this is true in Southern California. Its really just what people are in the mood for. Most taco shops have shit tacos anyways and usually only worth going to for the burritos
>>258951553
THAT shit is good, but still didn't deserve all the crazy praise it was getting years back.
It's still funny to me that they expanded so quickly and then most of their new stores shut down because it's fucking donuts, who cares.
>>258951695
Plus at Taco Bell three dollars can get you a meal. That shit can't get you half a taco at most places that serve higher quality stuff.
>>258951212
In highschool I worked at a pizza place and a surprising amount of people would order pizzas without cheese.One guy brought his own cheese and toppings for us to use.
>>258951874
Taco trucks are usually only a dollar or two more and you get actual food
>>258952059
Trucks are the shit and they can keep prices low because they don't really pay rent. Actual Mexican places will charge like 8 bucks for a burrito.
>>258952038
My dad is lactose intolerant, always gets his pizza with pepperoni and mushroom without cheese
It's actually pretty tasty.
>>258952038
Haha i worked at pizza factory and we had a few people who were allergic who did this too. Never had anyone bring their own toppings though thats pretty autistic
>>258944095
That is so disgusting. When i want a burger, i get a Whopper Jr. with slad on side and even that makes me feel a bit ill afterwords. Kids, i swear to fucking gaben on this, eat healthy for 2 weeks straight than go hammer down a burger and you will feel disgusted with yourself, your country, and humanity in general.
>>258950889
in New Zealand dunkin donuts are really really good, better than most
Maybe you just had a bad experience
>>258950472
im ok with this
>>258944095
Damn I love me some Five Guy's.
>>258944827
Was he rocking /v/core?
>>258952404
fuck you people are so annoying no one gives a shit fucking fag whats disgusting is you browsing 4chan all day
>tfw never had Five Guys
I see enough in NYC but it always comes off as a typical burger joint. How good is it?
>>258944709
A&W is pretty godlike anon
Shame their owners are retarded and killing the chain
>>258952809
what are they doing to kill it?
to over priced?
>>258952745
Mediocre for how small they are. I hear New York has the best burgers in the world. Shake burger if i recall
>>258952745
Good enough that they could afford a massive drama-filled shitstorm of a marketing gimmick (see the Quinnspiracy).
>>258952942
Shake Shack. Holy shit that looks good I want to move to NYC now. Fuck California and its shitty no rain weather anyways
>>258952745
Alright. The meat tastes wear and empty to me though. Everyone else seems to like it though.
>>258952942
The place is called Shake Shack.
It's ok, line is usually 30 min - hour wait.
Burger is good but definitely not worth the wait.
>best burger joint
>not Steak 'n' Shake
come on
>>258952745
best burger you can get that isnt some fancy shit
>>258952745
Five Guys doesn't fuck around. It's worth going to.
I wish these didn't cost so much, they're great. They don't get your hands super greasy for when you're being a fat sack of shit who does WoW raids like me.
>>258952935
Well looking it up they got sold
They used to be owned by a huge Chinese company that owns KFC, pizza hut, and other things but were mismanaged to shit so they sold it off and now A&W is independently owned by a consortium of owners but they lack the unified structure and marketing to keep it afloat.
Also they have mother fucking cheese curds. Like put these delicious things in your burger and its so fucking good
Nothing like a good pizza,plus tip
>>258952942
http://www.shakeshack.com/location/upper-east-side/
Got my lunch plans
>>258953556
>>258953327
Will go to also later on
>>258953690
>mfw going to an A&W for the first time when I went to Canada
Good shit really. I wish they let you buy those A&W mugs.
>>258953810
Madison Square Park one is better.
Also don't bother unless its raining.
>>258953883
Most people just take them with them out the restaurant. At least thats what my cousins did in Utah
>>258954079
how jewish can you get
What's the last burger I should eat before my helium tank arrives?
There's a McDonalds, and an In 'n' Out both very close to where i live.I prefer McDonalds
>>258954079
Damn. But at least the 20oz mug is on sale for like 12 bucks. I should get one for vidya, they're pretty much idiot-proof when it comes to gripping it as opposed to a normal cup
>>258948975
EAST COAST GETTING
BTFO
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>>258954548
I live in California and will say this again. In N Out is overrated. Del taco much better
>>258954548
>Putting lettuce on your burger
>Putting tomatoes on your burger
diced onions 5 lyfe
>>258946829
Darn right man. Barely gets mentioned but easily the best burgers I've had in the Northern Hemisphere
Remember when these threads were more than just a circlejerk over hamburgers?
>>258954775
I agree. Tomatoes are good but they absolutely ruin the taste of hamburgers