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Alright /v/, I'm in a serious fucking pickle. I'm going

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Alright /v/, I'm in a serious fucking pickle. I'm going to a Christian college since that's the only one my rich as fuck parents are willing to pay for, and they don't allow things that are "against God" in there, like books, dvds, and of course, vidya.

So basically my question is what's the best way to discreetly play video games? Should I just grab a PSP Go or an Android tablet and pair up a controller, or hide a bunch of roms and wads on a cloud drive and play them in between dorm inspections?
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>>258447349
Get a gaming pc
they can't ban a computer
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>they don't allow things that are "against God" in there
>like books, dvds, and of course, vidya.
Have the people that run the college actually ever read the bible?
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>>258447497
They don't allow high spec PC's.
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This thread is going to get filled with *tips fedora* shitposting in a matter of minutes.
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>>258448163
then a custom discrete laptop
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>>258447349
Tell your parents that no employer is going to take seriously any degree you get from such a college
Maybe they'll change their mind
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>>258447349

>Christian college

If you're not going there for seminary, why on earth would you do that? Virtually every field other than stuff related to the church is taught better at other institutions.

And what kind of horrible church denomination has sweeping bans on different types of media?

But to answer your question, consider investing in PC and handheld gaming. They would be the most easily to obscure platforms short of going full cancer and playing phone games for 4 years.
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What college OP
>>258448163
What are they gonna do? Open up the computer?
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>>258448406
>>258448351
Florida Christian College.

BTW Can I play wads on the PSP version of Ultimate Doom with a little bit of modding?
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>>258447349
God, the GO was so fucking sexy.
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>>258448573
You can, but I don't like how it runs, there's a lot of blur
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>>258447349
If you can't get tp a different college, high-end phone with emulator or PC.
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get a laptop, learn how to use linux, put linux on laptop, when they inspect ur shit dont turn on ur grahical interface, watch them struggle in trying to use cli to do anything and laugh
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Is it possible to live off campus?
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Why the fuck are you going to a christian college
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Tell your parents you are gay
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>>258448573
holy fuck, someone on /v/talking about wad files. thought I'd never see the day, but yes with some tinkering you can get most stuff to run off a psp, not sure about a go though.

going back to the computer though, you can get a pc that can run most things for under 600. how high spec are they talking? because you can get bread and butter minimum to run most things on the market
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>>258448163
>They don't allow high spec PC's.
How can they tell? Unless you put a bunch of ricer shit on it it'll just look like a regular old computer. Besides aren't you going to want a computer to do work on?
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>>258448937
This
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>>258448962
are you serious? he says why right in the original post, it's the only one his parents will pay for.
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>>258447349
Shit son, only like 300 students there. I know this girl whose whole family went to an even smaller Christian college out west and they all came back Westboro-tier fanatics. Good luck man.
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>>258447349
Ok first sleep with one of your parents to get them on your side, choose college, done.
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>>258448937
Nope. Gotta be on campus since you're required to go to mass. Each day.

>>258449016
Alright thanks bro.

>>258448963
I want to have a future that doesn't end in me sucking off niggers in a bathroom for the chance at bite of their mcdouble.

>>258448962
My parents. Worst part is I can't even bring my Gunpla.
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>>258447349
Do they allow laptops? I don't see why they shouldn't. Everyone is the Facebook these days. Just learn to be discrete about it. You don't even need a high end laptop either.

>mfw I browse porn with a room full of people and they have no idea.
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>>258448963
> How to lose inheritance from your nutjob rich as fuck christfag parents in one easy step
He should play along until they kick the bucket, take all the money and live as a NEET. He could also murder them and make it look like an accident
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>>258449197
And OP is such a faggot that doesn't manage to convince his christian parents otherwise? perhaps, maybe because, there are many other better colleges that will actually get him a degree? is OP truly being led by his oh-so christian fathers to a life of mystery and dependance?
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>>258447349
You can emulate some games on android, specially DS games since most of them require no controls, only the touch screen.

Otherwise get a PC or laptop, you can always play diablo 2 or emulate some sprite ps2/wii games
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>>258449441
What the hell are you majoring in anon? It says on collegeboard they only offer majors related to church vocations
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>>258448963
they will probably send him to one of those camps like they sent butters to in south park lel
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>>258449441
seriously, how do they know your computer's specs? do they run speccy on your computer and if any part is past a certain power threshold they confiscate it? do they just look for a ricey-ass case?
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>>258448573
A homebrew source port of Doom allows PWAD support, but unfortunately music support is pretty lame; you have to get a compiled pack of tracks as it won't play the original MIDI's, and these will play over in PWADs as well. I think it also plays Heretic.
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>>258449494
I don't have a left leg, there aren't too many options for a guy like me.
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>>258449441
>I want to have a future that doesn't end in me sucking off niggers in a bathroom for the chance at bite of their mcdouble.
If given the choice between you and someone with an identical degree from a normal college, an employer is likely to choose the other person.
Except for probably hardcore fundies.
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Post of a copy of the rules OP, I'm interested in seeing them. Can't find them on the website.

Good luck btw
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>>258447349
>and they don't allow things that are "against God" in there, like books, dvds, and of course, vidya.

Op please make your shit believable next time.
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>>258449841
I found them here
http://www.johnsonu.edu/JohnsonUniversity/media/Florida/Student%20Services/PDF/STUDENT-LIFE-HANDBOOK-FL.pdf
Only M-rated games are banned
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>>258449441
>My parents. Worst part is I can't even bring my Gunpla.

The moment you leave they're going to sell all your shit, guaranteed.
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>>258449895
page 29
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>>258449624
Music. I can play the piano pretty good.
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>>258449895
Thanks, all I could find was
http://www.johnsonu.edu/Florida/Future-Students/Housing/Housing-Guidelines.aspx

I attended a very christian highschool, and apart from regular church services, and wasting half of math class because mandatory praying, it wasn't so bad.
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>>258447349

Get a laptop. You'll have tons of old PC games and emulators, and you can give the excuse that it's for work or whatever.
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My advice? Find a job, preferably in retail, and a nice cheap apartment. Move out of your parents' house. Become self-sufficient. Work your way to enough money to pay for the college or vocational school of your choosing.
Do not go to the college your parents want to send you to. You will learn nothing.
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>>258447349
Get a toaster top and master the art of the alt+tab
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Man, I went to a Christian middle school and I still brought Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and my GBA on occasion. The fuck kind of Nazi Christian school you going to?
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>>258449895
>no movies beyond PG-13
>no 'violent' or 'graphic' music
>no M-rated games
>violent or graphic material accessed over the internet
how the hell is OP on 4chan with rules like this?
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>>258449895
>Movies receiving a rating beyond that of PG-13 (R, NC - 17 and X, for example), with the exception of The Passion of the Christ (2004).
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>>258450451

pfffhahahahahahahaha
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>>258450285
Nigga if my parents were rich as fuck I wouldn't risk getting disowned
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>>258447349
>they don't allow things that are "against God" in there, like books, dvds, and of course, vidya.
They sound like ISIS.
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>>258449895
>consensual sexual intimacy between
people who are not legally married to each other is unacceptable
>viewing pornography fuels lustful thoughts and objectifies those portrayed in the material
>A couple spending the night together in an unchaperoned situation is
unacceptable.
>Students should avoid spending extended time in locations where there is little or
no accountability, such as apartments (on or off campus) or bedrooms.
>Neither coed camping trips nor coed vacations are permitted without the presence
of married chaperones
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>>258450451
How is this shit real.
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>>258449895

Amurrica everyone
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>>258450171
Britbong here, why are american faith schools so fucking insane?
I went to a catholic high school and aside from a 5 second prayer before lunch it wasn't any different from a normal school
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>>258449895
>The university and student organizations do not sponsor dances.
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>>258447349
Play games as you normally would, when they confront you about it ask them for the schools phone number and then slap them in the face with your dick.
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>>258450397
I'm not even Christian. I don't give a goddamn shit about any of this. Fuck, I remember when I got hit by my mom for reading Call of Cthulu.
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>>258449895
I really wonder what the bio department looks like
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OK FAGGOTS, DO I BUY A PSP GO OR A NORMAL PSP?
I DON'T HAVE MUCH CASH AND I'M ABOUT TO GO TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY FOR LIKE A YEAR. WHAT DO
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>>258451142

>>258450384
here. Strangely enough, the science classes were the most strenuous classes I took there, and I had bi-weekly chapel and bible classes.
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>>258450040
>don't want to suck off niggers at McDonalds
>majoring in music

Anon we gotta talk
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i think the more christian ur parents are and the more inforcefull of it they are, the less christian their children will be
why can they understand
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This whole thing sounds like a flagrant disrespect for basic human rights.
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>>258451368
PSP 3000
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>>258451368
Unless you're not modding it, get a Go with a large memory card.
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>>258447708
Of course not, they're against books.
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>>258451368
If you have a PS3 controller get a go, since you can synch them with bluetooth.
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Xperia Play
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>>258448667
I bought one when it first came out, and at the time I didn't really care for it... I just took it back to the store and continued use of my 2000

Now that I've gotten rid of my 2000 and purchased a Vita, I really miss having a travel friendly handheld -- it's fucking ridiculous lugging around a vita in my pocket, I have to wear deep pocket shorts + belt and even then it's constantly peeking out the top
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>>258451403
I mean do they teach evolution or do they tell you that Jesus and the four horsemen are going to ride in on T rex?
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>>258447349

Whelp, time to tell your parents to go fuck themselves. Go see a counselor, find out what you can do for financial aid. Just because your parents are rich doesn't necessarily mean that you can't find another way to get college paid for.

Welcome to real life.
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>>258451368

It doesn't matter.
PSP Go has like 16GB built in.
Do the research. Can you find one for cheaper than a 3000/2000/1000 and a decent memory card? If yes then Go. If not then then no Go.
Ignore the Street (e1000)
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>>258451368
3000. I like the GO but the issue is that there are lot of the ISO's are corrupted and tampered with. You might have to pick up so UMD's anyways.
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>>258449895

Is it circumventable if you buy games that are rated M in the US from regions where they have a dramatically lower age rating?

For an extreme example that flips the spirit of your school's restrictions the bird, see pic related.
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>Florida
You are fucked. I don't hate Florida or anything, but god damn your religious nuts are horrible.

And I live in the South.
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God damn op, you sure you're not joinging a cult?
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>>258447349
How can Protestant Christian colleges be so fucking inferior to their Catholic counterparts?

I swear, every catholic college I've seen is nothing but top notch scientists.
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>>258449441
>Nope. Gotta be on campus since you're required to go to mass. Each day.
Fuck that shit. I don't even go to mass on sundays.
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>>258449895

1.06
--
Public
Display of Affection
Relationships between couples are expected to
be discreet and above reproach. While it is natural
for couples to develop genuine affection for one another and to express this feeling in
appropriate ways, the public display of affection is limited.
Except for the holding of hands, the conduct of coup
les is to be guided by a hands
-
off policy. For
example, couples will not walk together with her hand in his back pocket or his hand in her back
pocket, sit on each other's laps, or sit together in a hammock, or in a chair built for one, or share
a bed.
W
hen walking on campus, couples must keep themselves to open and lighted areas. When sitting
together, couples should not be in a reclining position. Couples will not visit in
empty
classrooms,
music practice rooms, isolated areas on campus, or in parked ca
rs either on or off
campus.

lewd
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>they don't allow unchristian things like books

Jesus man, I'd rather live on the street than be go through that kind of indoctrination.
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>>258451408
They apparently didn't have English class at your heathen school.
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>>258448163
Litterally WHY
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File for a restraining order against your parents for you and your belongings
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>>258451034

I went to a Catholic high school in the US, and besides having a quick prayer in the morning after the announcements, it was the same thing, just like any other school. My school was really laid back, a lot of my teachers cursed all of the time and we watched plenty of R rated movies and no one gave a shit. The rules from this college sound more strict than what I had in grade school.
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>>258451115

If you're gonna go to a college like this, here's a piece of advice - learn to fake it. Short of learning to actually giving a shit, it'll drive you mad if you all-out resist it. Really you should go to a non-religious college but if that's out of the cards, bullshit it.
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>>258448231
*tips fedora*
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>>258451940
>all that bullshit
Jesus fuck.
This isn't christian, this is motherfucking amish.
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>>258450695
How the fuck can they tell you what you can or can't do off-campus?
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>>258452010
I can't file a restraining order for my inheritance. My only options are going along with this or faking a murder suicide.
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Wait, what the fuck? You're a goddamned consenting adult, do they make you ask to use the bathroom as well?

Why do American colleges treat their customers like toddlers?
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>>258451368
DON'T FUCKING BUY A GO
GET A 2000 IF YOU CAN, IF NOT A 3000 WILL SUFFICE

THE GO SUCKS DICK FOR CFW AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY MONHUN ON
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>>258451757
Yeah, I live there and those Jehovah Witness nuts have already torn my family apart with their shitty religion
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>>258450695
>http://www.johnsonu.edu/JohnsonUniversity/media/Florida/Student%20Services/PDF/STUDENT-LIFE-HANDBOOK-FL.pdf
>dude, really? It's not that fucking hard to post continuous text in meme arrows if you gave half a shit when typing it out. Seriously consider killing yourself next time, it will end up better than you intended.
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>>258451657

That I can't tell you. I don't recall it being a touched-on subject in my 2 years there.
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>>258450695

>>A couple spending the night together in an unchaperoned situation is unacceptable.

Does that mean you can still bang as long as a chaperone is watching?
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>>258451970
its called english as a third language
how many languages can u fluently speak and write in?
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>>258451368
A Go has 16 GB of storage built-in, but the controls are not good for MonHun and memory cards are too small to use MicroSD adapters. You can hook up a Dualshock 3 using BT though.

There are adapters like pic related you can buy off Amazon to make storage cheap as fuck for a normal PSP, if you decide to get a 3000. This one works like a RAID configuration and needs to be formatted by the system, but is also somewhat fragile.
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>>258452307
>Why do American colleges treat their customers like toddlers?
Colleges like OP's aren't the norm, m8
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>they don't allow books
How about you pay for it yourself and go to a real school?
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>>258451034
>>258452027
Canadian here, I went to a Catholic middleschool and it was as you say - a quick prayer before lunch and a mass-type thing in the gym every month but otherwise a totally normal school.

OP's college is literally more demeaning than a middleschool.
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>>258452274
The given reason is probably to protect their "image"
Personally I think it's just a way of cutting you off from the outside world, much like a cult
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>>258452330

>The go sucks for CFW
Untrue.
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>>258452297
All the money in the world isn't worth being blackmailed into indoctrination against your will
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>>258452330
OH SHIT NIGGER, I'M BASICALLY BUYING IT CAUSE I LOVE MONHUN
THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP BRAH
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>>258452445

Loopholes, bitches.
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>>258452445
Yes
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>>258451940
arnt these the rules of even normal schools? Our college said the same shit. Not that anyone followed it
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>>258447349
Cloud drive seems like your best bet. Or drop out and mooch off of a friend.
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>>258452330
>THE GO SUCKS DICK FOR CFW
You're a fucking retard.
>AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY MONHUN ON
Bullshit, I played it just fine, clawfaggot.
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>>258448163
Use windows 2000 theme.
Gets em' every time.
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>>258450040
Good luck with that, most music majors I know got jobs working as airline stewardesses or as a librarian or other unrelated shit.

You, uh, might want to start getting used to interracial porn, just so you can fall onto your backup plan a little bit more easily.
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>>258447349
PC is your best bet, because you won't have to worry about people finding it.

You should make sure they don't have hitlernet though. Some places like that try to watch everything you do on your computer. This would probably mean no /v/, by the way.

Make sure you don't have any game shit on the desktop and shit like steam aren't running automatically.
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>>258452330
>IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY MONHUN ON

preciesly the reason I took mine back to the store

my hands STILL hurt from trying to hold that bitch for any length of time.

I did forget you could sync a ps3 controller to it though, that shit would have solved my problems beyond having to travel with a goddamn ps3 controller now
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>>258451650
Vita GO when
I'd buy one in a heartbeat
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>>258452445
Yes.
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>>258452469
>fluent
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>>258452297
You're going to have to spend every year until your parents die pretending to be a good christian.

Is it worth it?
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>>258452469
Does your native language not use capital letters?
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>>258452369
>o
k
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>>258451948
pretty much this

What kind of education are you even going to receive? It sure as shit doesn't sound like a serviceable one.

ALTHOUGH I bet it is mad fun trying to have wild sex while under the constant watchful eye of "god"
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>>258452636
>not allowed to share a bed, in your own personal time
>not even allowed to sit in the fucking shade together
>NOT ALLOWED TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER UNLESS SOMEONE IS KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU

Where the fuck do you live, Iran?
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>>258447349

Man I remember I went to a christian college.

there was a boy that looked very girly
turns out he loved to "sin" with guys bigger than him.

fucking slut.
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>>258451940
>When sitting together, couples should not be in a reclining position.
prude
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>>258447349
>they don't allow things that are "against God"
>like books
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>>258447349
How about you don't let your parents send you to Christian college?

Get a job and go to community college.
Or join the military and use the MGIB to go to college.
Or better yet don't go to college at all and start your own business.
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>>258452445
>NTR husband and wife
>watching you and your bitch fuck

Goddamnit why am I so hard?!
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The hilarious thing about all of this is that it's probably easier to get cocaine at this college for rich Christian children then a regular college.
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>>258452572
>>258452664
The Go did suck dick for CFW the last time I dealt with the CFW scene (outside of updating my current CFW recently for online)

And my other point still stands, it's a piece of fucking garbage for monhun. And I take monhun extremely seriously.
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Lol how do you accomplish anything in college without books? Does the college just pass down curriculum through word of mouth, and generation after generation of teachers?
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>>258452330
>>258452598
>THE GO SUCKS DICK FOR CFW AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY MONHUN ON
CFW is dragging and dropping a few things onto it and voila you have access to the entire library
also you can bluetooth a ps3 controller to it so with that in mind its actually vastly superior for playing Monster Hunter
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>>258452194
I live like 15 minutes from Amish country and know several Amish people and I can tell you that this shit school's rules are WAY stricter than anything the typical Amish person follows.
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>>258453186
>tfw the city my university is in has the purest heroin in the world

Nigga it's great
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>>258453137
Why are these choices so fucking dumb?
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>>258448573
wtf is the point of going to college if you're going to a religious one. Business is the only thing that religion can't fuck up because they are one.

you can make a high spec compact computer
here are some great cases

http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=25_1119
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>>258453039
Did his name start with c and end with a?
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>>258453250

The Go is just as good for CFW as the 3000 nowadays.
I don't care about monhun personally but you can always DS3.
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>>258453039
>there was a boy that looked very girly
>turns out he loved to "sin" with guys bigger than him.
Oh man that reminds me of pic related
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>>258453138
>you will never force a trap to fuck your wife
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>>258453317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

is it like this
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jesus you pussy shit, go to an actually college, unless you want to be screaming about God to a bunch of churchgoers for employment.
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I cant believe no one is telling OP to man up and go to whatever school he wants to go to.

You're a legal adult now, fuck them. You dont need their money.
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>>258451897
I consider myself a critic, but this is an area that the Catholics are actually pretty good on. They officially reject that there is a conflict between science and religion and endorse shit like evolution and fund research.

Also, they are all from places like New York.
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>>258449478
>that guy that everyone notices is watching porn during uni lecture
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>>258453295
Can you remap the L2/R2 triggers for L/R camera control to eliminate the claw? If not, I would argue that the PSP is a more comfortable claw than the DS3.
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>>258453317
would you fuck an innocent 18 year old Amish girl leaving the cult?
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>>258453395
What, do they manufacture it in the chem lab?
And how do you know it's the purest in the entire world?
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>>258453474
>Did his name start with c and end with a?

No.

>>258453504

the thing is ... I fucked his girlly ass too..
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>>258451034
OP's school is extremely far from the normal religious school here in Clapistan. This thread wouldn't be making fun of the rules so much if this shit were common.
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>>258453404
Because this is America, where college and education is a luxury.
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>>258453675
No they all look like aliens.
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A GO is the perfect bet unless you're playing MonHun (or fast/precise games that use the analog nub). 16GBs right out the bat, small form factor, really nice screen (can get scratched pretty fast though), bonus bluetooth for PS3 control hook up.
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My brother gave me his old Psp 1000. Easiest way to mod it?

Right now I only have a 1gb stick but I'll order a bigger one if I get this working
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>>258453404
I appreciate your feedback and in the future I will attempt to present OP with intelligent options.
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>>258453721
>the thing is ... I fucked his girlly ass too..
Imma need some details anon.
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>>258453563
And be saddled with debt for the next 10 years?
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>>258453687
Whoops it's the nation

N.J. Street Heroin Purest in Nation
December 20, 2004

For the second consecutive year, New Jersey has the dubious distinction of having the purest heroin in the United States, the Associated Press reported Dec. 12.

According to U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) tests run on heroin samples sold on New Jersey streets, the purity was 71.4 percent in 2002, nearly twice the national average. The soon-to-be-released report for 2003 shows New Jersey at the top of the list again.

"You can't buy any better heroin in the world than you can buy in New Jersey," said Michael Pasterchick, special agent in charge of the Newark DEA office.

Because the state is the first stop in the country for many drug traffickers, the heroin has not been diluted with additives or resold.

The high purity rates have medical and law-enforcement officials concerned because purer heroin can mean more overdoses and greater difficulty in beating addiction.

In addition, younger people are more attracted to purer heroin because it can be snorted or smoked.

The Newark DEA has been focusing on ridding the streets of heroin dealers. According to Pasterchick, heroin seizures have increased 600 percent in the past five years

http://www.jointogether.org/news/research/summaries/2004/nj-street-heroin-purest-in.html
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>>258453847
google "6.60 pro c3"
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>>258452813
Vita TV.
If you mean internal memory and smaller format, then never.
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Anon go to real collage. Not school with a bunch of cultists.
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>>258453847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qx_ARe_CSw
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>>258449895
Good lord. Pun intended.

I almost want to attend, just to see how quickly I can get kicked out, and how big a splash I can make before I do.

This place sounds amazing in the absolute worst way.
Let me know when you get there, OP. I'll come down and start discussing evolution and passing out condoms. It'll be great
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>>258452813
Hell yes, I would too

also they really need to bring that controller sync back - especially now that the vita has support for an extra stick

I can't remember if this prototype was legit but... they pretty much already have a working Vita-Go concept
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>>258453847

http://gbatemp.net/threads/how-to-softmod-hack-your-psp.293978/
ISOs are typically 500MB-1.5GB, so you'll need a bigger stick. You can also compress them to CSO using PSP ISO Compressor, but these incur longer loading times. Games like GTA which do not have loading screens will also stutter often.
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Why is a PSP 2000 better than a 3000?
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>>258453986
>jersey
Of fucking course. Jersey is the slums of america.
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>>258454163

The screen doesn't have "scanline" issues. It's got less vibrant colours though.
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>>258453584

I find it ironic that American Protestantism would be so militantly against evolution when their favorite apologist from the last century was a theistic evolutionist himself.

How on earth did this happen?
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>>258454105
the worst part is that any "rebelling" you'd want to do would probably just be taken in stride as they take your nonrefundable payments and kick you out
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>>258454181
No anon that's the South.
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>>258452709
this
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>>258453504
> 12 year olds doing this
I NEED TOO BUST A FUCKING NUT
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>>258454270
wasn't it also the first real cracked PSP and thus more supported?
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>>258447349
why go at all

you cant get a degree in anything worthwhile anyway
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>>258453551
Not really but that "Welcome to Lancaster" sign at 1:54 is accurate, Lancaster is in Amish country in Ohio.

>>258453675
If I ever had the opportunity, absolutely. Most Amsih girls are really pretty when they're dressed up in normal clothes.
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>>258454163
2000s can permaflash CFW, 3000s have to install once and then recover on every reboot. It's hardly even a minor inconvenience.

I'm also the only person on earth that thinks the 2000 screen > 3000 screen
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>>258447349
>christian college

just drop out man
it aint worth it.
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>>258454335
No, the south is the shithole of america. It's rural.
Jersey is the slums. It's urban.
Trust me on this, I'm a scientist.
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>>258454403

2000s and 3000s are equally cracked. There's no difference in what a 2000, 3000 and Go can do.
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Jesus OP
I though me being forced into an economy college because that was the accepted offer out of 6 colleges choices, it being the fifth choice, was horrible until I read this thread.
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>>258454163

they changed the screen
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>>258454401

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Are you going to live at the dorms that have roommates?
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>>258454181
north jersey is the slums of new york. new yorkers shit on the whole state because they like to pretend they aren't looking at or smelling their own shit.
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>>258453975
People have done it for decades and made out just fine provided they pick an actual useful major. Failing that he could join the military in a non-combat role for four years for free college. That's what I did. He could join the air force as a plumber and take an occasional free class with an easy-ass job. He could apply for grants to reduce that debt and skip most of the debt.

From the way he sounds, he already looks to be incredibly sheltered as if he has no choice at all.
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>>258454291
Extremely bored old people the fourth Great Awakening.
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>>258453732
>implying you wouldn't rail an alien
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>>258453504
god fucking damn it /v/ im straight

IM STRAIGHT WHY DOES READING THIS GET ME HARD
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>>258453939

> met in a class he was really shy
>I was in sports so he always waited for me outside the locker room shower.
> one day he decides to take a shower at the same time I am
> notice how skinny he was really weak pretty much most guys could kick his ass.
> after the shower when we are getting dresed I look at him

> he looks at me

> i notice his hair when all the way down makes him look like a girl

> blonde hair , blue eyes , pink lips
> he blushed so you see him look away from my eyes contact
> I laugh and call him names that he looks like a girl
> " I know anon guys always called me a girl in highschool , I'm used to it."

> then we go home
> play vidya for a while until I decide to go over to his house one day.
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>>258447708
>>258451520
God damnit /v/
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Does the 3000's scanline issue affect many games?
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>>258454587
>/v/ videogames
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>>258454774
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>>258454713
Really fucking sucks though. It sounds like one of those situations where it's only a matter of time before one or both parents stop talking to him because he doesn't have enough fish on his bumper.

Shit happens all the time and it is devastating.
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>>258452709
I'd go with this
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>>258452472
>but is also somewhat fragile
This. It was barely holding together so I taped it up and now it's wedged into my PSP. Thank goodness I have pretty much all the storage I need with a 32 and 16gb in it.
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>>258454587
Thats /b/. Everything posted on /v/ is true.
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>>258452274
Because it's a private school, so they can kick you out for any or no reason. They have their image that they want to project, and if a student doesn't project their image correctly then they're gonna give him the boot.

Also it is probably to help minimize contact with the outside world, which of course is a sinful place and could corrupt the minds of the students or some nonsense.
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>>258454401
Thats movie theater lad
he's a piece of shit namefag from /co/, take it with a fistful of salt
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And android tablets and psp gos are allowed?
I call bullshit.
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>>258454713

he's concerned about his inheritance though, if he puts up with this for a couple years maybe he gets a couple mil rather than slaving for 30k a year
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>>258454965
Fite me
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>>258454956

Nope. I've only noticed it with vertical games like DoDonPachi.
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>>258447349
>they don't allow things that are "against God" in there, like books, dvds, and of course, vidya.

and then jesus said: "love thy neighbor and don´t watch DVDs"
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>>258448573
>Florida
You have my sympathies, anon
Do they allow smartphones? If so, buy a well powered android phone and get a small gamepad, one that you can hide well when you aren't using it. When you can't get to the gamepad, there's still some fun touchscreen games, like the original Sonic games and simple emulators
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>>258447349
>that are "against God" in there, like books
They sound like real intellectuals.
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>>258454684
post it please for the love of god post it
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I went to a private christian school like this, they had ridiculous rules on the books but nobody actually enforced them. It was pretty nice actually, everyone was friendly.
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>>258455274
More like
and then Jesus said "don't read books"
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>>258454965
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>>258454684
I ain't gay, but sike nigga, I wanna rim and fuck that boys asshole so hard he came without touching his dick
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>>258447349
This is a lie.
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Okay, OP

I'm about to tell you what I wish someone told me.
I was in a situation very similar to yours. I'm going to give you some advice only someone who was in that position can give.

Run.

Run as far and as fast as you possibly can.

Those 2 years I spent at a fundamentalist college were the worst two years of my life. And the worst part is, I had no idea how bad they really were until I got out and actually started living life.

Seriously, man. Gather up as much money as you possibly can. Tell your parents you need a thousand bucks for school supplies or whatever, and just RUN. Take a bus or train or plane to anywhere else and start fresh. You could be a crack-whore living out of a cardboard box and you will STILL be better off than you would be at any of those schools.
Don't do it man.
Don't fucking do it.
I'm not kidding.
Get the fuck out of there.
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>>258455450
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>>258454889

> go to his house hang out and play vidya
> nnotice his hair is down again
> hey brah why is your hair down again lol it makes you look like a girl i told you to keep it up man.

> this is how my hair normally is when i don't use creams or hairspray

> one of his eyes is covered by his straight blonde hair.

> looks like a cute girl.

> haha you look like a cute girl lol

> he turns red

should I even continue
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>>258454836
nobody is straight dude.

suckin' a dick don't make you gay. suckin' a dick makes you open minded.

it's okay to want to fuck guys once in a while.
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>>258455804
My penis is out. Don't disappoint us here
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>>258455423
and then the lord said, don't ever do anything that will make you doubt, because blind devotion is healthy
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>>258452709
You have no idea how well this works at churches.
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>>258455804
Yeah, keep going
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>>258447349

>mfw OP will be attending praying parties
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>>258455757
>Being such a fedora that you pass up leeching off your rich family forever
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>friend was forced to go to a christian college after highschool
>we chat, they let him have a computer but no games and such
>visited him at school because my school's thanks giving break started before his
>he was so fucking depressed looking
>stashed one of the dimebags I got from school for my thanksgiving break in his dorm
>inspection a day later, he ended up getting kicked out of school
>parents kicked him out of his home
>he ended up living on the streets
>man did I feel like shit
>somehow over the next year and a half he managed to get his life completely together
>working 2 jobs he managed to get into law school
>now he's 3rd year law and apprenticing at one of the state's biggest law firms
>I saw him during summer break and he looked like the world was in the palm of his hand
I never told him I put the weed there but I'm pretty sure he knows, that and I don't want to be responsible if he ended up having to suck dick on the street to buy food.
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>>258450451
How the fuck was Passion of the Christ not NC-17?
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>>258450956
>All americans are christians
u w0t m8
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>>258455450
>ay-yi-yi
What the fuck is this noise
It's ai yai yaiy
10/10 comic aside from that
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>>258454836
Because imagination.

I once kissed a mate of mine. It was pretty gross. Gay shit just sounds good on paper, but it's a different story IRL.
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>>258456087
>I don't want to be responsible

you are whether he knows or not, is cool things worked out though
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>AI-YI-YI I'm your little butterfly...
god fucking dammit
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>>258454291
I'm a little rusty, but I'll take a swing.

This goes back to basically the beginning of the US.

A lot of American culture comes from the fact that for 200 years there were a ton of people in the south living in bumfuck shittown isolated from the world. Nothing to do, every day is the same. If kids go to school, they certainly didn't go to college. They worked. Most people weren't sitting on their bench puffing tobacco and yelling at slaves. They were breaking their back and doing shitty work since they were five.

Suddenly an evangelist comes to town and puts on a magic show. People come from miles to see the spectacle, and leave convinced that Jesus is the answer to everything.

Even with TV and radio, that seed continues to live because it is a business that thrives off ego and telling ordinary people they are special. Now some of them are rich, and know that they can do no wrong because of Jesus. The churches thrive because of the millions exchanged for the promise that you are the one that is going to have a better life after you die. Never mind the man behind the curtain.
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>>258455493
AYYYY MUH NIG.

I've never met a femboy in real life though.

And even if I ever do they probably won't look as cute as what I imagine them to look like.:(
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>>258447349
>they don't allow things that are "against God" in there, like books, dvds, and of course, vidya.
sounds like a fucked up cult of a college you're going to there OP
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You could come here to Sweden, we have free university and everyone is an atheist so you won't have to worry about your vidya being taken away ever.
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>>258456031
>Being such a milquetoast that you're okay with being a mindless puppet for the sake of a potential and by no means guaranteed free ride and meal
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>>258456187
We Clappers are pretty damn tolerant of graphic violence in our media. A movie would have to go into some really detailed, gruesome, fucked up shit to get an NC-17 rating just from violence.

Now, if there's a sex scene, on the other hand...
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>>258456312
Good point. The only thing hot about this is my weird, distorted mental image. I imagine if I saw that shit in real life i'd be grossed out.
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>>258456087

Just so you are fully aware, he did end up having to suck dick for food.
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>>258454836
You're not gay, you probably just like the taboo aspect of something that's like a girl but with a cock.
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I say go for the free college.

Fuck it. For most decent jobs, you just need a bachelors in fucking anything. It's a better chance at least than regretting it and having to pay from your own pocket later.

Get a PSP. Hack it, read whatever VNs are ported to it (Yume Miru Kusuri, FSN, Saya no Uta, Tsukihime and others) it's all entry-level shit, but odds are you probably haven't even read books. None of those are explicitly my favorite, but read them to catch yourself up on what you've been missing out on.

On that note, you can convert text documents into readable books for PSP. I recommend the Brothers Karamasov and Count of Monte Cristo to start.

You can also convert videos to it. It'll beat the shit out of your battery a few episodes in, but whatever.

Get some JRPGs as well. Nice and time consuming, and 95% of the time you're fighting demons, so if you're ever busted, you can just do that.

But don't use magic right in front of them. I played the shit out of No More Heroes but my brother got yelled the fuck out by my grandma because he used fire, and using magic is wronnnnnnnnng.
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>>258456502
This is coming from a former Christian in Seattle, that movie was way too fucking violent.

Also, American Psycho got threatened with an NC-17 and it wasn't that gruesome
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>>258456436
But what if the Somalis steal my vidya and anal cherry?
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>>258456436

is it easy to get into sweden yes if you're not brown?
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>>258456657
Fuck, you're actually completely right now that I think about it. It's one of the reasons I get crazy horny when I send my gf a dick pic, the thought that I could probably get fucked over if someone else saw it.
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>>258455804


> why do you turn red when I look at you in the eye and call you a girl?
> you like that or something? lol

> no, I'm just really shy hahaha

>is it because back then people bullied you or something for looking like that? why don't you change your looks then? get fit like me. I mean girls like muscles dude.
> I just like looking like this, I like being skinny and having my hair like this. It's my style. like you wear your blue shoes all the time even though people say they are ugly
> lol okay.

> girl
> stop saying that

> what's wrong with calling you that?

>girl
> keep making fun of him for it.
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>>258448163
Get an old desktop case off good will, build an master race machine in it
Use classic theme on windows 7 and keep the background the default blue background that comes with windows

There, no one will know

Now fill the thing with porn vns like bernd, says no uta and also some illusion stuff and AA2
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>>258456334
He was always a bright guy and a go-getter like I've never seen before or since, I knew he would do great if he wasn't held back by that kind of bullshit
>>258456634
I know it. I just don't want to hear about it.
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>>258447349
Why not just get a student loan and go to a college that isn't shit?
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>>258456818
Try reading some Kawaray Honpo hentai stuff, that'll make you hard as a rock nigga
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>>258454836
There is no 100% straight or gay, it's a sliding scale sort of thing, and some are more on one end than others.

Also, it probably depends on if it's for fun or passion.
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>>258451034
It's Protestants, not Americans. I went to two different Catholic schools in the US and neither was like this.
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>>258457016
Good god, I love sinning
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>>258456692
Well then pick a university where there are no Somalis, like Karlstads Universitet.

>>258456703
You could get a temporary student visa
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>>258457016

he already said, inheritance
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>>258456905

World of preference, get a picture of birds or the grand canyon or some shit like that. In my college, computers with really barebones appearance like that are usually checked because they look like they're just there to do "illegal activities".

Not porn or anything, but lol hacking the government or some shit.
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>>258451897
The 'pro-science' branch of protestantism evolved into enlightenment liberalism and then progressivism.
http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.se/2007/09/how-dawkins-got-pwned-part-1.html
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>>258457129
I have an entire folder about sinning, actually.
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well this thread has decended into homosexuality like everything else.
But OP, here's some advice for your shit.

Android phone would be a perfect solution since fucking everyone has phones. The phone i have didnt cost me much and it can run NES roms very smoothly.
As other anons have suggested, a PC would work well as well. Use an old XP theme + a shitty PC case like pic related, and you're fucking golden for vidya. Obviously hiding it is a problem too.
You mentioned hiding wads and roms on a cloud, but even better is to make an emulation stick.
Get a flash drive, you can get 32 gb ones decently cheap now, and load it with shit.
Pick up Retroarch, it's a fantastic emulator that will handle everything you can throw at it. And better yet, it's incredibly lightweight and portable, all able to run off the flash drive.

If you really need to hide folders on your computer or your emulation flash drive, there's plenty of ways. It's a christian college, they can't be too tech savvy. Hidden folders should keep them at bay.
Portable consoles work too, PSP would probably be best for you since it has the bonus of it's emulation scene.
Just find a good way to hide your shit, like the PSP and flash drive. False bottoms work well and are easy enough to make.
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>>258457149

Fuck am I jelly.

I have to take out loans because my grandma uses my money to rent my dad out of jail all the fucking time.

But trust me, not much about local universities are going to make your life better. IF anything, I almost appreciate the idea of people silencing 95% of all the uneducated bullshit. I mean, fuck bible-thumping, but tumblr bitches are just as bad and they get SO much fucking leeway on a regular local campus.

And none of them are going to fuck you either.
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>>258457425
Please Dump it
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>>258455450
Is that first panel in the Kitchen with a microwave?
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>>258456302
http://youtu.be/NJ8q-2Jpt1E

Its a song that anyone who has played DDR for a second should know.

Along with AYOO CAPTAIN JACK
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>>258450397
>'graphic' music
wat
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>>258457452

I'm going to assume his parents are going to be weird and track that, because if he's not paying for college, I'm going to assume he's not paying for independent phone service but actually sits on a family plan.

If his folks see all that vidya, he's done.
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>>258457425
Virtual machine with encrypted Linux.

If shit goes down, it's gone in a click. No worries about shit in the wrong folder or forgetting to delete history.
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>>258449895
>wonder how they treat sex
>ctrl+f sexual
>>Summary Chart of Standards and Consequences
>Sexual Misconduct
>30-45 demerit points
>the only thing that even comes close is
>Violation
of Established Laws
>10-45 demerit points
Holy fucking shit get it together christian school, it's adam and eve, not adam and NOBODY.
Below it is sexual impurity, sounds hot
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>>258456302
>>258457638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLxcl3OntK8
>>
Maybe you should just kill your parents.

I mean, not trying to be an edgelord here but if they're going to waste their inheritance sending you to some faggy shitheap you might as well knock them off now and put their money to better use.
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>>258457717
Anything with a Parental Advisory sticker
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>>258449895
"It is unacceptable for individuals to dress in manners normally associated with other
gender’s attire"
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>>258457638
LEFT RIGHT RIGHT LEFT
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>>258457626
Okay, but just a little.
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>>258456887
> you like tricking guys into thinking you are a girl or somehting?

>lol what are you talking about

> you like looking like a girl. might be your style but man you look like a girl!

> stop calling me that just because I look like a girl doesnt mean tha'ts a big problem!

> yeah well keep your hair like that then wehn we go to school tomorrow.

> why?

> people will think you are my girlfriend

> let's see how much you like your style tomorrow huh?

the next day...


should I continue
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>>258457772
oh fuck i forgot about this
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>>258457893
get on with it
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>>258457893
no thanks
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>>258457893
Yes anon
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>>258455450
inb4 someone dumps the source comic
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>>258457889
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It's not like it's an America-only problem. I went to Catholic school in Australia and it's been like five years since I graduated and I still know all the religious hymns off by heart.

I'll be sitting on the toilet at 3AM and suddenly my head is full of HOLY HOLY HOLY LORD, HOLY HOLY HOLY LORD, GOD OF POWER AND GOD OF MIGHT etc

Fucking brainwashing.
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>>258457020
Thanks m8 I'll give it a look
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>>258451520
Quality post.
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>>258452709
and get a shitty looking case
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What kind of christian are you?
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>>258458159
I love this picture
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>>258458218

everyone that's said anything about catholic school in this thread have said it's nowhere near what OP is facing though
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>>258457638
>>258457858
BRING ME BACK TO THE WAYWARD TRACK
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>>258449441

> mass

Catholics aren't real Christians, anon.
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>>258458407

Oh, totally. It's just that religious education seriously does leave its mark on you regardless, so OP's going to be affected one way or another.
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>>258458218
I went to a Christian school.
Every Friday they had 'church time', which was a bunch of shit Christian rock followed by some Christian message and person talking about their experiences with god...
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>>258458159
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>>258449895
You either choose between this or secular colleges, which are leftist SJW theme parks.
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>>258449895
get a wiiu then
problem solved
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>>258457893
This story is bullshit, but keep going it's good.
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>>258455394
What is it? I'm interested
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>>258458439
It's Protestants that aren't real Christians. Orthodox and Catholics both have legitimate claims, Protestants are insane heretics who wrecked western civilization.
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>>258458407
2-3 years wasted in an establishment that perpetuates bullshit to get a diploma that isn't worth wiping your ass with.
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>>258457717
you know, music with lots of graphics, like the crysis soundtrack
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>>258458573
fucking christian rock
worst genre of music by far
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>>258457772
FUCK MY OLDER SISTER CAME IN WHEN I WAS WATCHING THIS FUCK
SHE JUST GAVE ME A LOOK AND LEFT. FUCK
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>>258451940
it's ok anon, those rules wouldn't really be an issue for us anyway
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>>258458791
Old Relient K is a guilty pleasure of mine
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>>258458601
I went to a decent private secular university in the South and it was fine. Really, you just want to avoid New England and California, and major in some combination of STEM, economics, and philosophy. Do those and you'll be fine.
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linux won't work because most games peo pls really play aren't on linux
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>>258458583
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>>258457638
>tfw DDR is dead
>tfw rhythm games are dead
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>>258450040
>not glorious STEM
get out
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>>258457806
I would get so kicked out holy fuck
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>>258458791
I remember some of the lyrics...
>god I give my heart and life to you. And I'll never stop NO! Never stop giving it all to you...
Fucking shit
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>>258458905

>All those Reliant K and Three Doors Down Kingdom Hearts AMVs

Oh boy, the sixth grade is all coming back to me.
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>>258457772
I'm not gay, but I want to protect that smile.
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>>258458942
SOUND VOLTEX MOTHERFUCKER
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>>258459021
I remember when it was cool to like Relient K, too.
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>>258457893

Next day we hang out like normally

except he has his straight blonde hair down over one of his eyes

> we going to classes

> he eat lunch with me

> we jsut walk together to every class like we nomally do.
> every time one of my other dudebro friends walks with me

> hey you got a girlfriend? Niiiice

>I'm not a girl

> lol yeah jess says he's not a girl but looks like one right LOL

> ohhh buurn

> basically autistic meetups now because he looks so confusing

> meet up with a friend who's a girl

> oh nice anon your girlfrined very pretty I like your hair!

>he whispers I'm not a girl

> my friends turn red

> awkward shit like that

> next I go take a shower liek always

> he joins in too ( this isnt like i can see him nude its like private showers so it's not homo)

>" HEY WHY IS THERE A GIRL IN HERE TAKING A SHOWER?!" I scream out

> sport dudes " girl? where ? she naked? LOL"

> I say there!

>point at that shower

> oh shit

>now some guys are trying to sneak a peek

>friend freaks out

> " I'm NOT A GIRL!"

>oh man

>everyone is dissapointed

> yo nigga you look like a girl black guy says
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>>258453295
The question is why the fuck would you want to play on any setup where the fucking controller is bigger than the screen
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>>258459007
My STEM nigga. What are you in for? Computer Science major with a slice of economics thrown in there.
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>>258458218
I litterally know the exact same fucking song anon

HOLY HOLY HOOOOOLY LOOOORD GOD ALLLMIIIIGHTY

Also there was one about Jesus being the lord of dance, which in retrospect was kinda campy.
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I went to a catholic elementary school and highschool.
Such a bullshit sheltered existence, there was all of 3 black kids in my highschool. When I went to college? EVERYBODY WAS BLACK.
I've been athiest since grade 6 however so the christian bullshit and forced mass never got to me in the slightest, I just sat there and read all of the retarded bullshit in the bible so I could drop facts on people later.
I can't even imagine a school that keeps you from reading books and watching movies, that's some ignorant bullshit. Enjoy hell op.
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>>258459161
I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO 2007 WHEN INTO THE GROVE WAS GETTING BIG AND STEP MANIA WASN'T DEAD

I FUCKING HATE KONAMI
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Fucking americlaps and their shitty infomercial religions. You have my condolences
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>>258458929
I need too be alone for a bit yo.
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>go to catholic highschool
>it's mostly good
>final year, getting serious on study
>new retard principal decides we need more spiritual shit
>takes out a chunk of class time and replaces it with "Deacon matt and the youth evangelists"
>bunch of smiley dipshit religious whackjobs who quit college to spread the word of God led by this man in his 30s who never stops grinning
>one time I'm really overworked with an essay so I start doing in class when it's supposed to be religion time
>deacon guy is all "this is together time anon, could you please join us in the circle"
>ignore him
>he politely asks me to leave
>keep working, fuck him I'm busy
>he just leaves me alone for the rest of the term

Thank god he had no actual authority in the school, after I stood up to him and his flock of morons the other students started studying in class too.
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>>258450397
No movies beyond PG-13 with the exception of The passion of the christ.
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>>258458583
This shit's too much man.

Need more feminine dick
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>>258458929
Since you guys seem to like gay shit.

Heres some gay shit.
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>>258459278
Geology
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>>258458791
Well, there goes my PTSD again.
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>Protestant scum
At least Catholic Universities are legitimate colleges.

http://www.johnsonu.edu/JohnsonUniversity/media/Florida/Student%20Services/PDF/STUDENT-LIFE-HANDBOOK-FL.pdf
kek
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>>258458929
Woah anon your first picture wasn't lolis.
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>>258458942
Get cytus on your phone, it's the best rhythm game I've played in 10 years.
>fantastic music, mostly japanese
>fantastic gameplay, makes perfect sense for a touch screen
>has snippets of a deep ass story
>also tons of hidden bonus songs
10/10 game, play it every night before going to sleep.
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>>258458583
Is this what sinning is like?
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captcha: entereth andron

>>258451683
A (used) 2000 and a 16GB MicroSD card and converter are about $65-70 total.

A Go and a few extra gigs of M2 memory are a fair bit more than that, at least $100 total.

>>258458929
what is this feeling I have
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>>258452472
I have one of these and it works great, Never had an issue with it, and holds a fuckton of roms
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>thread full of sinners
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>>258459456
Im just choosing images at random now.

It's still sfw as long as no genitalia is exposed, right?
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>>258459314
>Such a bullshit sheltered existence, there was all of 3 black kids in my highschool. When I went to college? EVERYBODY WAS BLACK.
Why the fuck are you complaining about going to a school that wasn't culturally enriched? I don't understand. And what kind of shitty college did you go to that was full of blacks? Almost the only ones at mine were the athletes.
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>>258459294
>>258458218

The one I remember is

There is a river running deep in my soul
it's the power of god can't you feel it flow
you have the power that can light up the dark
you have the kingdom of god in your heart

You can goooo now
you can go
you've got the power that the world needs to know
you can gooooo now
you can go
you've got the power of god, let it flow

(it was the best because they only played it when mass was over)
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>>258459595

This. Got my 3000 for super cheap.

That being said, I never actually realized just how small the go was until OPs pic and it's really turning me on. If anything, people would be more likely to mistake it for a phone at a glance.
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>>258457806
so women cant wear pants or tshirts?
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>>258459630
>not sinning

>2014
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>>258459231
> whole fucking day was pretty hilarious

> basically he prety much made every meetup a fucking autistic one

> we go home

> "hey let's play games at you house I'm coming over" I say

> I head over to his house laughing along the way

> get to his house go up to his room

>sup

is anyone even reading? last time I''m going to ask if noone is reading this I'm going to sleep I'm really tired.
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>>258459934
Just get on with your made-up story.
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Here's what you do op
Walk into class on your first day
Crips bandana around your head
Lit joint in your mouth
Boombocks over your shoulder blaring "WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH"
A solid gold chain around your neck with a smartphone on the end playing boku no pico
A colt 45 in one pocket and a 9mm in the other.
Enjoy your endless neet summer vacation
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My family kind of gave me shit when I told them I was an atheist but they didn't seem to care very much. Haven't been to church since I was maybe four anyway, neither have they as they aren't very religious either.
Stepdad thinks churches are "evil moneygrubbing traps run by jews" and mother just doesn't care.

Can't bear to tell my grandmother though, I think I'll just let her go without telling her.
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>>258457893
>>258459231
this reads almost exactly like a doujin I've read


>>258458218
>tfw fapping and all this religious music you remember hearing at mass all the time is cycling through your head
>tfw fapping to above-mentioned doujin
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>>258458791
When I first heard "Comatose" I thought that the song was about a break up, and he wanted too get back together with her.
Then one day my friend shows me that the band is a Christian rock band.
I was upset
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>>258459934

I'm reading your dumb story, keep going.
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>>258459756
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>>258451034
I'm not from america
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>>258459934
GET TO THE BOYPUSSY
GOD
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>>258459934
Yeah finish the fight
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>>258459934

>>258460007
>>258460059
>>258460084

>made up

your going to love the picture I post at the end of this story then anon.
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>>258459761
> Almost the only ones at mine were the athletes.
>going to a shitty kinesiology school
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>>258459934
this better finish with
>and then we fucked

or I will be impossibly disappointed

>>258460024
>"WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH"
>playing boku no pico

lost it
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>>258459278
Telematics Engineering.
Heavy in math and programming'. Also we see some electronic and electrical stuff.
It was the most decent stem available in my city.
Other than this one is Environmental Engineering which is more or less decent.
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>>258460237
Show us nigger
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>>258460237
If you have time to post that you have time to type fag
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>>258460237
>your going to love the picture I post at the end of this story then anon.
Hurry up sinner.
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>>258448163
lel just build into a shitter case, and use an old windows them.
I highly doubt any nun is going to know to run Speccy.
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>>258459876
>so women cant wear pants or tshirts?
pretty sure t-shirts and pants are accepted as unisex clothing nowadays.

The real question is if OP can honor his Scottish heritage with a kilt.
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>>258460237

GET ON WITH IT THEN ASSHOLE
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>>258460249
>implying
most good schools give out at least some athletic scholarships, for the free diversity if nothing else
the few that don't are mostly liberal arts colleges
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>>258457756
This. Hell, just dualboot and nobody's ever bound to notice.
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>>258460325
Hot damn. I'm focusing on bioinformatics in gradschool. Hard mode achieved
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>>258459934


> he pretty much hits me in the stomach, I laugh because I don't feel it
> fuck you anon!
>lol why are you angry?
> he tries to hit me again
> I grab his arms
> see tears in his eyes
> oh shit
> you embarresed me the whole day ! you called me a girl and made me embarresed! why ? I thought you were my friend!


> hey calm down jess , I'm just poking fun at ya. you said you liked looking like that...

> but you made fun on me!!!

> hold up

> he's crying now
> hey

> hey

> I thought we were friends....
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>>258460468
I wouldn't be surprised if it's long skirts and dresses only.
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>>258459491
>cytus

MY FUCKING NIGGA THAT SHIT IS GREAT
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>>258460237
Post it, Im running out of "sfw"
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>>258455067
I think this was posted on /fit/ though
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FAP TOO?
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>>258460790
Post more in religious outfits
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>>258460790

Incidentally why does Bridget have a giant handcuff thingy?
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>>258460850
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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>>258460850
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>>258460850
>xnxx still exists
i'm having porn related flashbacks to my middle school years
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>>258460024
>Boombocks
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>>258460850
Something that would have op's school calling the fucking swat team.
Special weapons and testaments
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>>258460905
Everything else I have of Bridget is nsfw
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>>258460850
>On private mode

Lel
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>>258460790
>this pic
It's the entire thread theme
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>>258460754
Yeah
But I'm in the first semester and I'm already nervous.
People tell me that Linear algebra gonna be a huge filter.
What am I expecting? I also heard I'm expected to prove and use math axioms and shit.
>>
>>258460790
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE BRIDGET EXIST IN REAL LIFE
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>>258461069
could you dump it on /b/ or something?

Or upload a rar?


Either way, thank you kind anon
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>>258461069
>Posting Envy

Stop
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>>258460790
what the fuck is that hulla-hoop thing supposed to be?

also
>boots off
>feet out of frame
fucking why
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>>258461118
I took linear algebra and it wasn't that bad. I actually found it easier than most of calculus.
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>>258460951
It's to represent his chastity cage they obviously couldn't show.
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>>258461049
Sorry I haven't seen one in so god damn long I forgot the actual spelling.
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>>258460850
Top
Fucking
Kek
>>
>>258461202

Unfortunately if you want a dude to look like a girl they need to go on hormones, which only works if they have the right body type and it'll make them incredibly emotionally erratic and basically stops them from getting boners anyway.

Sorry anon, but it's just a fantasy.
>>
>>258460763


> We are dude calm down

> I let go of his arms and go over to get some kleenex

> here man

> I toss him the tissues

> god damn I didn't know you were so sensitive man, jesus christ just like my ex LOL

> I sit down next to him

> sorry man , I didn't know it hurt you that bad...

> It's okay

> he tells me stories about highschool when he was teased for looking like a girl

> I jsut couldnt take it anon... It made me feel bad.... they made fun of me all the time..

> yeah ... it's okay anon

> I pat his back

> I don't want to say anything but can you keep a secret?

> Yeah sure jess. I'll keep it , I owe you one after fucking around with you today lol

> well....
>>
>>258451368
I would invest my money in a POP-STATION. They're super inexpensive and you get tons of value for your money.
>>
OP I know this will fall on deaf ears but unless you want to work in a church after college (judging by you posting on here im going to guess thats a no) then you just need to man the fuck up and go through school your own way. Get a loan/scholarship and talk to some counselors. It will be worth it graduating poor from a real school than be miserable in a hypocritical christian jail.

Also buy a vita, then you can watch porn and rent those evil PG-13 movies.
>>
>>258449065

This, jam as much power as you can into a plain white half case. No one would know the difference.
>>
What about movies that are Unrated?
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>>258461404
>box

you forgot how to spell box
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>>258447349
you're the living on campus right? If that's the case the parents won't be able to do shit,you'll be able to play all the sinful Dungeons & Dragons you want! When you write home from a call you just lied to them and tell themyou've been in prayer or fasting or whatever else those crazy Christian faggots do.
>>
>>258461446
I know, even the good looking girlyboys in real life are emotionally unstable fucks even without hormones.
And I don't want tits on my traps, I want a meaty cock and a somewhat /fit/ chest on a small frame with a cute face.
BUT IT DOESN'T EXIST
WHY DO THE SLANTEYES HAVE TO MAKE ME WANT THIS
>>
>>258461631
When was the last time you saw a box huh?
Your home doesn't count.
>>
>>258461345
Oh well, any tips? I'm somewhat proficient with math or better said, doesn't difficult me.
>>
Just saying, this has been the best thread all week.
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>>258461015
This thread got my penis all ancy, and then I did what penis do.

>>258461040
I'm disappointed I wasted a nut on this

>>258461046
xnxx has the best amateur though.
>>
I feel like watching some of those DVD-R hell episodes with Brad Jones, like Rock! It's your decision.
>>
>>258461657
Dude, they do dorm checks for all those banned materials.
>>
>>258461234
It's late and I'm 2lazy, sorry.
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=bridget

>>258461235
No.
>>
>>258461721
what the fuck kind of backwards-ass rule is this?

if he lives in a box he CLEARLY fucking saw a box recently
>>
>>258461482

> after that

> so I was right... you do like tricking guys ... holy shit

> you are gay?!?! holy shit!

> I'm speaking aloud

> he covers my mouth

> shut up my parents don't know!

> oh okay.

> woah man. that's deep.

> you like dicks in your ass LMFAO!!


>....basically
>>
>>258461482
> I say

> "Jess, I love you"

> He unzips my pants

> We enter a trance

> Everybody walk the elephants
>>
>>258461928
You're an asshole. You realize that right?
>>
>>258461745
If you're not good at proofs, best to work on that.
That may have been why I preferred it, I always found formal arguments/logic more interesting than computation (I was a math/philosophy double major).
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>>258461875
That's why it doesn't count, I mean boxes aside from the one he lives in.
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>>258461706
sorry about this, but I'm what you're looking for.

not emotionally unstable, ottermode. I don't think I'm that cute but here ya go. Just want you to know I exist...

sorry for quality
>>
>Be in situation like OP
>Set up PC for retro gaming
>Still have a graphics card and all it just has a toaster case
>Eventually gets found out for playing games, but only retro ones at the time
>Shutdown my machine
>They try to get into it
>Don't give them the password
>They try to use the windows admin account
>It has a password because I'm a paranoid fucker
>Outright passworded the net user command for command prompt
>They bring in the computer professor
>He tries whatever he can to get in
>He takes out my hard drive and slaves it to the sata port I'm fucked
>Say something along the lines of "Getting into something this private is outright satanic"
>They give a bullshit excuse
>Now using my wits to keep my porn hidden
>Causing a big stir
>Computer Teacher formats my hard drive and plays dumb that it did it itself
>I have someone on my side
>Teachers furious
>Computer Teacher bullshits more
>Says I should be programming not in a catholic school
>Suspended for a while sent home
>Can't go home crash at a friends house for a bit
>Parents call back apologetic
>They hear that I'm some kind of genius who the computer professor couldn't get though
>Tell my parents I lost way too much shit over religious nuts, years worth of work gone
>Tell them I'll need to rebuild my portfolio
>Go neet for a while
>Work on my code
>Go back to college with some money I "found" online
>Work though it
>Eventually get a job with cyber security at the NSA
>Have tons of work to do, the security is shit
>>
>>258461928
>>258462009
fuck you I cant fap to this
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>>258461928
I WANT TO HAVE A BONER BUT THIS STYLE OF TYPING IS KILLING IT
JESUS FUCK ALL I CAN IMAGINE IS TWO GAY RETARDS BLABBERING AT EACH OTHER WHILE THEY RUB DICKS AGAINST THE INSIDE OF THEIR PANTS BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE OUT THE ZIPPER

I'M DONE, I'M GOING ON AN ACTUAL PORN SITE
FUCK YOU
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>>258461928
>dialogue
>no sweet qt boipussy
>>
>>258459278
STEM NIGGA'S! WHAT UP!
Computer engineering here.
>>
PSP Go with Lite Custom Firmware.

It won't show game ISOs unless you run the firmware patch after turning it off. Just have one or two signed demos of low rated games to make it look legit.
>>
>>258462009
>everybody walk the elephants
cant-fap-to-this.jpg

>>258462136
mildly qt
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>>258462136
>stable
>whoring himself on 4chan

Hahahahahahaha good one
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>>258448163
more than going to a christian college, you're going to COLLEGE
they can fuck off with their capped PC specs; you're there to learn and maybe make shit if they've got computer tool classes like CAD or 3D modeling
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>>258461852
>wanting to fuck a giant monster/dead guy
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>>258452709
Damn that's a good idea.
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>>258462340
look at my butt!
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>>258462136
>posting face on 4chan
>not emotionally unstable
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Hahahhahah this fucking thread is comedy gold
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>>258462136
I bet you're unstable as fuck.
5/10 tho, could be higher if you work at it

Last pic Im dumping because im about to pass out.
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>>258462506
6/10, mine is better
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>>258462506
Nice videogames
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>>258458791
>not liking mewithoutyou
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>>258462506
Holy shit man, how do you take pictures with quality this bad. I'm impressed.

Nice ass btw.
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>>258462357
>>258462536
I'm stable, I'm whoring myself because these are pictures I took earlier and I'm drunk. rofl. you guys are adorable. Am I not allowed to beg for attention once in a while?
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>>258462682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wW6OTvhPPq
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>>258462696
He is using his laptop Web cam with shitty lighting
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>>258451708

You're either incompetent with computers, have serious issues with you HDD/memory card, or lying.

I've never come across a bad ISO from the internet.

Never.
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>>258462696
it's intentionally shit to disguise skin blemishes
he's ugly
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>>258462506
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>>258462506
Nice ass, cute panties
Get a nicer haircut.
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>>258458218
BLESSED IS HE

WHO COMES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEEEEEEST

HOSANNA IN THE HIIIIIIIGGHH

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
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>>258462506
This is gay as fuck and not video games but you have a cute ass. I'm jealous. You need a better camera though.

OP you should go to /g/ and ask them how to secure your computer so they can't find your vidya and what not.
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>>258462803
close. ps3 eye is my only webcam. definitely not laptop. shitty lighting is on the nose, tho
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>>258462696
>acne
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>>258448231
*tips fedora*
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>>258462506