>itt we tell our lies we told to our friends we did in games

>>258307979
>i evolved into a golem in pokemon

I would never lie to my friends, then they wouldn't be my friends.

>>258308139
but you would lie to us

>>258308139
I bet you lied and say you go to reddit everyday instead of /v/.

>If you push all the buttons at the same time using Captain Falcon, he uses his ultra secret move!
In all fairness we both BS'd each other everyday before we went home.

>If you wait long enough the eggs that follow you in Yoshi's Island will hatch into baby Yoshis

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>>258307979
>"Guys, you can totally unlock Charizard in melee, I've done it before"

Those fools

>being that kid
no thank you, I saw no point in lying about shit

>>258311851
you whore i trusted you

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>>258307979
not the topic of the thread, but i got told this once

>once you beat super mario world you unlock a secret world and you can find a red yellow and blue yoshi with special powers

>>258307979
I play DayZ mod with a group of dudes who are bad at the game so when I get bored I run off and start shooting at them for fun. I usually do it when I tell them I'm going afk and they never catch on

>don't worry guys, I'm good at [insert any game here]

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>>258307979
>"So, you've tanked this place before, right?"
>Yeeeeeeeeeeeah

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the keys found on the slot machine in the celadon city arcade can unlock the truck off the dock in vermillion city but only if you've found all 151 and have missingno

>>258313072
lol.

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>>258307979
>If you examine all three of the camels in Al-Kharid you can get 1mil guys.

My fucking god they totally believed it too.

>There are green coins in Mario Sunshine
>I know because I have the strategy guide

Told them I unlocked Wario in Melee by shooting every single thing in the credit sequence.

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>>258307979
>If you wait in the starting town in Pokemon Diamond on August 21st deoxys will come up to you and join your team!

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>Samus has her arm cannon because her real arm was cut off by a Space Pirate in the Space Pirate War
>If you shoot every name in the credits in SSBM, you can unlock Mew.
>Luigi is playable if you find every single coin and every single star in SM64.
>If you find the pink coin in Nikko Bay in Sunshine, you can play as Peach in a minigame.
>You can unlock Ridley as a playable character if you beat All-Star Mode without dying on Intense difficulty in SSBB.
>There is a glitch where you can see Elites having sex in Halo 2 on the level Outskirts.

You can get Mew if you push the Truck with Strength

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As much as you people like to complain about that kid this thread is showing a different face.

>"Holy shit dude, if you get this chick's ending, you get to fuck her!"

Works every time.

>>258312481
>implying you need to beat bowser to reach the star road

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>"Everyone would be happier if you were dead!"

I sure showed him

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>>258316982

I don't lie. I tell hard truths.