Depression Quest

I'm craving Five Guys myself

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>>258295281
Five guys at Zoe's amirite?

>>258297773
His mouth looks like hamburger.

>>258295281
Five penises iinside her. Two in the vag and two in bhole and one in her mouth

>>258295281
What about some fries?

So what's the story behind Zoe and having sex with 5 guys or whatever?

>look for broteam on twitch to see if he's streaming
>he's not
>look at the title
>burgers and fries broteam plays depression quest

>>258298969
She got really drunk and got assfucked by all the frycooks in the kitchen at a Five Guys.

>>258299273
Is that it? I was hoping it would be some drama like she slept with white knights or something

How disappointing

>>258299273
Really? I heard about her sleeping with a ton of game "journalists", but I did not hear about that.

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>>258295281
Seriously, what the fuck is depression quest and why does /v/ love it so much? There have been constant threads for the past year or so.

>>258299446
She slept with a good amount of white knights. Some were journalists at RPS and Kotaku. One of the journalists was married. She also had a boyfriend at the time and lied to him and basically tried to prevent him with getting another girlfriend or having other relationships after they broke up, even though she actively cheated on him during the relationship and after.

>>258299508
That's a joke

>>258299521
Nobody likes that game

>>258299731
Okay that's juicy and funny. Which journalists?

>>258295281

IS THERE A FIVE GUYS AROUND MY HOUSE? BECAUSE I CAN SMELL BURGERS AND FRIES.

>>258299870
http://thezoepost wordpress.com/2014/08/16/tldr/

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>>258295281
Where is it?

>>258299731

And all this time you assholes have been telling me whiteknighting doesn't get you laid.

>>258300104
oh god, this will be comedy gold

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>>258300254

It only worked this time, though.

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Bitch didn't go to Five Guys today it seems. Cranky as fuck from it too.

>>258300254
That vagina is filled with so much semen from unprotected sex because she wanted to get good ratings for her "game". She even talked about intersectionality on her twitter because a gay, male friend of hers called her on her bullshit. She then got a ton of white knights saying what they would do to protect this poor woman.

>>258300421
Zoe quinns' a man though.

>>258295281
>the fuss
In this game you are a person with a job, a partner and you are not mortally obese, don't suffer from any addictions or are extremely awkward in social situations, yet you are, apparently, depressed. So what did Ms. Quinn do in her endless wisdom? Go to wizardchan, a haven for obese, jobless, basement dwelling kissless perma virgins in their late twenties to early thirties, a place where even admitting to having had sex once can get you banned, to seek support and opinions on her game.
That is like walking up to a homeless man on the street and whine about the store down the street not having their favorite type of ice cream in stock and how that ruins your day. She poked a grizzly and got mauled - that's it.

>>258299731
>you will meet be a slut
;_;

>>258300713

A pussy is a pussy, fuccboi, even if it's an inverted penis. That was their train of thought before fucking THAT.

captcha: pathetic Envsem

>>258300968
It's still a penis in the inside. You rub your penis on another penis. That's gay as shit.

No one in the thread mentioned that she released her game at this time to capitalize on Robin Williams suicide.

Didnt this bitch cheat on her boyfriend?

>>258299731
>you will never be a slut
;_;

>>258301119
that's fucked

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>>258300104
>I can’t stop referring to Zoe Quinn as Burgers and Fries.

Goddamn if even half that is true, what a deceitful whore.

>Fucked a guy to get coverage and a good review
ayyy lmao

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>>258302127

>>258301987
IT is true, that is a document created by her boyfriend after he was done defending her and still staying with her after she cheated on him a few times.

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>>258300104
Guess most women are shit. How embarrassing.

As if we needed even more proof games press is corrupt.

>>258300104
getting /b/ on this.

http://antinegationism tumblr com/

Am I the one that thinks depression can't be trivialized into a video game?

>>258301110
Only if balls touch though.

>>258302603
>>258300104
They are both broken fucking garbage.
Zoe's a terrible person but going Norman Bates on an wordpress blog is disgusting on its own.

>>258302902
It's gay if 2 men come in contact sexually, balls touching or not.

>>258303048
Whatever you say queer.

>>258302861
This is not a videogame

>>258303048

You must be new here. It's only gay if balls are touching.

GIVE ME LINKS TO OR SCREENCAPS OF THINGS BURNING DUE TO THIS

>>258303164
THIS IS A START BUT I DESIRE MORE

>>258302998
>Sometime around November of 2013, I signed up for an OKCupid account and got a 98% match with a cutie with colorful hair (cool), who was super into social justice stuff (good!)

They deserve eachother <3

Reading entire threads is for faggots. Somebody give me a tl;dr on this shit. Something about five penises something something

>>258303164
Broteam is fucking great.

>>258303164
>1. get hired by kotaku
>2. write vidya "journalism"
>3. receive sexual favors from landwhales and tumblrtards
>4. ???
>5. profit...?

>>258303424
http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/2014/08/16/tldr/

>>258303164
> She probably fucked Jontron
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW. NO. NO. I AINT HAAAAAAAAAVIN THAT SHIT.

GO HERE

http://store.steampowered.com/app/270170/

ADD THE FOLLOWING TAGS:

Adultery
Bill Clinton
Cheating
Five Guys
Hall of Cost

Don't question me you filthy goyim just do it.

>>258303164
Did jontron even talk to her? Why does he mention him specifically? And why does everyone keep mentioning Five Guys'? Did she cheat on her boyfriend there?

>>258299273

Lel is this exaggerated?

>>258303424

She fucked five different guys to promote her game, while lying to her boyfriend about it, then begged him not to tell anyone. Because she was "too important a role model to lose" <-paraphrasing.

>>258303592
She cheated on him with five guys
Burger Quest when?

>>258303592
In the post, he mentions a previous example of her lying when she said she liked JonTron after they apparently had a disagreement on that game jam thing.

>>258303681
i thought these social justice types were all about consequence-free casual sex

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IT'S HAPPENING /v/
FUN'S OVER, THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL

so basically she fucked bunch of vidya journaliust so her game got attention from sjw tumblerlord?

>>258303573
>Go to page
>See guy in bed
>Gone Home still 20 bucks

Fuck, people want to bitch about the weeaboo games on steam, but what about these fucking walking simulators

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>>258303424

>cause games as a whole can lose one of it's only strong voices for equality

The ego on this bitch.

>>258303829
>There's literally a video of him going to facebook and searching for the logs on the website

>Oh it's just fake stuff by a psycho ex boyfriend


How do these faggots delude themselves so hard?

>>258303829
Dude posted a video of him searching the chat logs on his facebook page. How they can convince themselves she's the innocent one here is fucking mindblowing.

>>258303759
Oh yeah. She was the one that kept bitching and yelling at Jontron. Didn't the producers try to capitalize on that, and that was one of the reasons it failed because Jon was fucking pissed about that?

>>258303806

It's the boyfriend getting lied to part. That constitutes as infidelity to SJWs, if she told him before she probably be in the clear.

>>258304037
>>258304028
He probably fucked her too, so he doesn't want it to get out

>>258300252
why isn't it tagged burgers and fries?

>>258302127
>144 of 184 people
we did it reddit

>>258303940
>cause games as a whole can lose one of it's only strong voices for equality

This bitch.

>>258304028
>I like the person and she has the same political views of me so she's clearly a really good person
Literally just that.

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>>258303552

>>258302861
A good game designer could do it justice.

But that's clearly not what this is.

>>258303940
I don't unerstand?

>>258304037

Never underestimate the mental leaps of a sjw

>>258303829
>QUESTIONING A FEMALE VICTIM
>HOW DARE YOU NOT BELIEVE THE VICTIM
>THIS SHIT
Fuck I'm not even anti-SJ or whatever but that hypocrisy.

>>258304137
>people were speculating that one of the names was alex
>@alexlifshitz

PHOTO 1 ON SCREEN
CENTER ON THAT SMUDGE
ENHANCE

>>258303461
Too bad none of their videos are funny though.

>>258302861
>>258304209
Check out Darkest Dungeon

>>258300104
anyone else getting page not found?

>>258304230
she told the dude not to go public because it would ruin her image and videogames would lose a valued champion of equality

kek

>>258303940
Explain to me what that conversation means

>>258303461
They're reddit-tier as fuck. Cancer.

One of the blurred names was definitely Kyle. Some poor faggot that has installed Depression Quest, search the ending credits for a Kyle and report back.

>>258303829
>I hope the person with the evidence and very likely the victim here is a horrible person
SJWs are the biggest hypocrites.

>>258303548
> averagewomen.txt

>>258304386
see
>>258304372

>>258304386
>"I've done some terrible things but they must not surface because then Video Games would lose another social justice warrior."

>>258304289
>their

Do you even know who broteam is?

>>258304364
Add the dot, Einstein

>>258302861
Sure it can. Minecraft.

You lose the will to do anything, just like when you're depressed!

>>258303829
That Alex guy confirmed for one of the burgers?

>>258304289
in times like these it's hard not to find more common ground with semi retarded, dew-scented dudebros than the "cultured" gaming press

>yfw she accuses the people she slept with for publicity of rape

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>>258302861
Ehh, you could make anything into a videogame, as long as its done well. A lot of shows attempt similar subject matter, but almost none do it as much justice as something like evangelion.

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>Play game
>Story is boring as fuck
>There are multiple options but you can't click the logical or good ones
>Story just drags on and on

So depression feels like a shitty game? Now I can see why people kill themselves over this.

>>258300104
>Have unprotected sex with me like 12 freaking hours after cheating on me with her boss.

That doesn't... what? Unless he was raped, this doesn't make any sense

>>258304517
>>258304372
Who is the "she" Five Guys keeps mentioning?

>>258304523
Yeah he make shitty videos on youtube. About as funny as pewdiepie.

>>258304779
She's definitely going to use a suicide attempt to get out of this and get sympathy. Just you watch

http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/2014/08/16/act-6-damage-control/

lel this gets better with every update he posts.

Is it safe to say her career in games is completely over?

>>258303829
Someone should tell him abut the video and footage of all this going down. That might shut the white knights up.

>>258304884
He didn't know she cheated on him. It's in hindsight. He's fucking paranoid about STDs.

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Patrick Klepek has yet to comment on the situation.

Speculation is that, he also fucked her and is concerned it will be revealed any time now.

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What does this person look like?

>>258305024
None of the related sites will ever publish or acknowledge this story, and discussion will be banned everywhere else.

>>258304930
she fucked five guys

>>258305105

>That occupation

TOP LEL

>>258305024
I love how autistic this guy is. Most people would just be like "yo she's a hoe" and post the evidence

>>258305136
Almost guaranteed.

>>258305186
You don't want to know, anon.

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So what is she?
Burgersexual?

>>258305106
But obviously he would have known if the sex was unprotected, and then would refuse to consent?

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>>258305186

>>258304850
>So depression feels like a shitty game?
Yeah, kinda. I mean, this particular shitty game is bad at depicting the feeling of a shitty game, since it's inaccurate in addition to being bad.

>>258305363
A complete whore by the sounds of things.

>>258305186
Typical attention whore tumblrette. Exotic color hair to express he uniqueness and non-conforimity to standards, piercings and pretty generic white girl on everything else.

>>258302861
No one is trivializing it.

>>258305363
I always knew they'd go after the gays next

>>258305363

a pansexual, since she apparently fucks anything that moves

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>>258305394

>>258305186

she has funky hair colors, piercings and tattoos. also a whale. all of those lead me to believe she probably gives ridiculous head. there has to be some reason these people put up with her.

Women like Abigail Adams would die all over again if they could see women like this. It's sad.

>MUH EQUALITY
>Proceed to sleep around with everyone while in a relationship

Literally what.

I'm still confused...

Is 'it' a she or a he?

>>258305394
>be an ugly fat slut
>still manage to fuck your way into an industry
and these people say men have it easy. she made a career by lying on her back.

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>>258299731
[x] hypergamous whore

[x] cheater, multiple times

[x] fucked boss

[x] actually fucker her white knights like a narcissistic cunt

[x] shitty game viraled

[x] acts like a fucking retard to her boyfriend


ALL HAIL THE DEGENERATE QUEEN!

>>258305394
MAN THE HARPOONS

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>>258305394
this just keeps getting better

>>258305363
>bisexual
>everybody in that love hexagon of hers is female

Bitch even lies about her sexuality for SJW points

>>258305586
A she. No transexual business, so relax.

>>258305609
I want /pol/ to go and stay go

>>258305375
He might have consented to unprotected sex with her. But if he had known that she had had unprotected sex with numerous other men, that opinion might have changed.

>>258305136
His friend/officemate gets accused of rape and he fucks a Hot Topic lardo behind his wife's back.

>>258305363
I think having your entire life revolve around your sexuality means you can't belong anywhere. I mean its not like I make my fetish for megasluts and skimpy outfits my "lifestyle" whatever that means and identify myself by it.
Its no different when they have a fetish for cocks or to suck each others vaginas

>>258303829
Men are always wrong, women are always the victim of men.

SJW logic

>>258305375
He didn't know about the boss at the time.
How are you not getting this?

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I know jack shit about this game, but I suffer from depression so I suppose I might as well add it to my list, but I doubt it'll cover it as well as E--

>>258304837
>this nigga agrees with me

The End of Evangelion is exactly how I feel every night.

>>258305685
Fuck, I meant male

>>258303650
She just cheated on the poster with 5 separate guys so now he just thinks of five guys whenever he thinks of it

Also its kinda funny he even opened the whole thing up by telling all the MRA and anti feminist types on 4chan to fuck off. Its just supposed to be his bad experience with a person he was dating

>>258305394
So she fug with him too?

>>258305375
Are you literally retarded?

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I just find it stupid that, in a game about depression, you cannot in fact end up killing yourself.

>>258305832
I think cheating by sleeping with whoever is going to promote your "game" and lying about it is probably what makes her not belong anywhere.

>>258305394
Oh. They're just ugly people.

>>258305779
Zoe herself said at the beginning of the relationship that it's part of consent to know if your partner has slept with anyone else.
She is a rapist

>>258305529
Well, she did release it on the Steam Marketplace the same day Robin Williams killed himself.

>>258305894

Don't worry she dosen't actually suffer from depression, just an attention seeker.

>>258300831
Except she never got "raided" by wizardchan.
Not a single "mean" or "nasty" thing was said by them.

>>258305860
I thought the complaint was about unprotected sex in general, that maybe he was the responsible and careful kind of guy. But what you said also makes sense.

>>258305363
Seems like she belonged somewhere after all, face down on a matress

>>258305971

Feminists are cool with me.

Men haters should be grouped up onto a small pacific island and have a 50 megaton bomb dropped on them, though.

>>258304372
>she told the dude not to go public because it would ruin her image and videogames would lose a valued champion of equality
No it wouldn't.

Anita could literally make a video of her sucking a guy off and getting DPed and people would cheer her on.

People would probably say shit like "YOU SHOW THOSE OPPRESSORS WOMEN DO WHAT WE WANT!" "I'M SO GLAD YOU SHOWED EVERYONE WE CAN BE SEXUAL AND IT ISN'T A CRIME! YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION!" "LOL THEY CAME SO FAST!!1!! SOME MEN THEY ARE ;P"

>>258304289
Criken's videos are funny.

>The boss's wife doesn't know yet
This is the real tragedy

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This is how it starts...

>>258306104
I read somewhere that it wasn't to gather attention or capitalize on the fact that suicide is all over the news but after the burgergate she just seems like a slimy slut to me. She totally did it to cash in on the Williams suicide.

>>258306235
Surely she knows by now.

>>258306156
As much as my dick would be diamonds for that. Anita is firmly in the anti-sex camp of feminism

>>258306014
you can do that in actual sunlight but thats after you scroll through some guy's blog about some girl whowont fuck him for an hour its bs and not worth the time or the money

>>258306156
Anita came out as anti-sex and has gotten a ton of criticism from a decent part of her fan-base.

>>258306241
What the fuck is a rando?

>>258306120
I've yet to see any hard evidence suggesting she was "raided", nor have I seen any hard evidence suggesting otherwise. It's more logical to figure that both parties were nasty to each other.

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>>258305394

>>258306241

>>>>>>>>doctored logs

OH SJWs

>>258306381
show me

>>258306501
I'm not linking her videos.

>>258306235

This is how it blows up.

Zoe can deny it, even the boss can, but if the wife is made aware of the evidence then she could file for divorce and the whole thing could go public. No more denying it.

Someone send this shit to her, she deserves to know, it's the right thing.

>>258306358
How would she know?

>>258306381
Do you have a source of her coming out? I've ignored her for a while but I've always said this about her when debating people, I would be nice to find confirmation for my little ego.

>>258306554
I meant the criticism

>>258300254
Believe me, you don't want it to work this time. Crazy hambeast of hypochondriac levels of "No".

>sister goes on tumblr
>recently called something "cultural appropriation"
>also said the definition of racism means people can't be racist against white people
>as white teenager
I'm going away to uni soon, will she become a he/xhi by the time Christmas is around?

>>258306235
>>258306358

I feel bad for her if she doesn't know
Alternatively, she does know [spoilers]and she's in the same predicament as Eron and can't bring herself to actually speak up for herself and leave him[/spoilers]

>>258306241
Hahaha SJW not believing the victim, the ultimate irony.

>>258306493
> The entire blog begins with a video showing the logs aren't tampered with
> Still doctored
Their reality distortion field is in full effect.

>>258304145
Adding burgers and fries right now. I compel you anons to do the same.

>>258306459
random. as in, random person.

>>258306241
>doctored logs
tell me somebody is calling him on his bullshit

>>258306709
You fucked up anon. You need to shield your sister from that shit until she gets some real world experience.

>>258306470
A quick glance at Wizardchan would easily tell you a person like Burgers and Fries would never frequent, let alone post there.

>>258306358
find the wife's e-mail and e-mail her a link to the article.

FIVE GUYS IS A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT THAT SELLS BURGERS AND FRIES.

SHE CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH 5 GUYS.

HENCE, HER NICKNAME IS "5 GUYS" AND SHE IS ASSOCIATED WITH "BURGERS AND FRIES"

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wow how old is she?

>>258306745
SJW have taught me how fucking dangerous hugboxes are to a person being a rational human being.

>>258306709
My sister used to do this. Just call her a retard and don't take her seriously, while not being a fuck-up. She'll grow out of it.

This is why you avoid women who dye their hair stupid colours

>>258306952
pls come back from the dead Wesley

>>258306863
He's probably just one of the five burgers sweating it out because he has a wife or something.

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>>258306941
>>258306582
Oh god this needs to happen. It's just the right thing to do, after all.

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top kek
do you think he pounded her craw real good /v/?

Is she the dev of depression quest, or did she fuck someone to make it for her?

>>258305394
Man I'd be depressed too if I looked like some fat ugly hambeast.

Why are the fat ones ALWAYS feminists/social justice warriors?

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>>258307137
>My sister died her hair Dark Purple yesterday

>>258306863
https://twitter.com/alexlifschitz/with_replies

Some, but he isn't backing down.

>>258304837
This is one of the greatest scenes in film history

This whole thing is so ironic considering the name of her video game.

>>258304028
>video
is there a link to this video?
or is it in the wordpress

>>258306470
It's more "logical" to say that the onus is on the person making the affirmative.

That is to say, her.

She hasn't provided proof.
Therefore there's no reason to believe her.

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>>258307305

It's too late for her.

>>258306991
>beta
heh

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>>258306241
Goddamn it Crest. I thought you were sensible but everytime I see you I just get dissappointed. I knew him from halo2forum.com an old board I used to visit and he was always a knowlegeable member of the community especially in the area of rendering and encoding video but know he is like some faggy brony letsplayer who favorites this kind of bullshit. Not cool mang.

>>258307408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ReC-GtLfc

>>258307383
ITs not THAT great

>>258307210
Yo craw is definitely a different term for mouth, these guys are retarded.

>>258307383
I agree with you, but you're about to get a bunch responses like
>film

and

>>>/a/

>>258307408

Its in the wordpress. The thing is the moron made a low quality video and didnt even zoom in to see all the conversations so the "proof" its fucking nothing.

>>258306709

Don't worry about it.

Everyone goes though that phase, Usually during University, when for the first time in their life they get exposed to different cultures and belief systems.

If they haven't grown out of it by age 25, then you have a real issue.

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>>258307358
>all you gotta do is look at the people who believe the guy and you should have your answer. Case in point.
>Fact is defined by who believes it
HAHAHA OH WOW HOW COULD YOU ACTUALLY TELL YOURSELF THAT? LET ALONE TYPE IT AND SEND IT TO SOMEONE

>>258307305
This is how it starts. Enjoy having you sisters vagina plowed by some black dude

>>258307305
If she's a preteen, what the hell.
If she's a teenager, people do stupid shit, just gotta live with it.
If she's 18+ ABANDON HOPE OF REDEMPTION.

>>258307429
>Quinn: "They harassed me!"
>doesn't provide proof
>Wch: "No we didn't!"
>also didn't provide proof

>>258304764
He's not a dudebro. The Bro thing is a character.

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Found at Zoe's local Five Guys

You know guys, if you want the truth to come out, you should avoid the usual harassment and stuff you normally do.

Stuff like this is battles of PR and if you do stupid shit that gets people on her side, then you are gonna lose.

She is gonna try to play the victim, dont help her make her case.

>>258307358
>Using the wikipedia vandalism as proof that whoever wrote the wordpress logs is some creep with a vendetta and it's all made up
>Five Guys Burgers and Fries might get away scott free because /v/ had to be a le epic meme ruseman and fuck around with her wikipedia page

Thanks /v/, you fucking imbeciles.

So this proves video game journalist are corrupt?

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>>258305394
>not posting the myspace angle pictures

>>258307676
How does one provide proof of not harassing someone?

>>258307259
In groups, these people actively cut out conventionally attractive company, or the majority of the population. It makes perfect sense that a completely nondescript landwhale can receive the helen of troy treatment this way

every single mention of this shit is being deleted from reddit

try searching "zoe quinn" or "depression quest"

it has to be one of the admins, I wonder if they slept with her

>>258307676
>Quinn: "They harassed me!"
>doesn't provide proof
Then you don't believe her and stop right there.
She's the one making the affirmative.

>>258307358
notice his pictures
hes fucking her, so it's impossible shes a whore

he'll realize someday

We should make a game called Adultery Quest, where you will be able to roleplay as Zoe Quinn in her quest to cheat on her beta boyfriend with 5 guys, in 24 hours. It could be a Sierra-style adventure with lots of /v/ and /pol/ jokes and death traps.

>>258307429
You obviously don't live in the internet age where information travels at a mile a minute.

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>>258307725
>depression quest sequel first draft.jpg

>>258307676
>you not providing proof how you did not harrass me
you owe me some headlines on shitaku about my non-game

>>258306709
>sister starts studying criminology
>stupid course but good for getting promotions as a cop
>more interested in criminal aspect but forced to do some sociology
>she actually uses her fucking brain
>backs up most views on society with actual statistics
>flat out rejected criminological feminism because lighter sentence just because female is bullshit
>also because complete removal of all gender roles just because is retarded
>doesn't read her own explanations based off conjecture into sociological statistics
>thinks sociology in general is a retarded subject
For all the youtube blog shit she watches, I'm glad she at least has that.

>>258307760
The abuse has been pretty low this time from my point of view.

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>>258295281
I would rate it 1 fry/5 burgers

>>258307676
>Officer that man robbed me!
>no proof

Then it just ends.

>>258307789

I swear most of the pics of her are myspace angle shots. Wut a slut

>>258307547
You've never had a vagina try to bite your finger off?

>>258307859
Holy shit, I didn't look at them. The latest picture is of him with Burgers and Fries at some location. This motherfucker... Oh, he also has a picture of a typewriter with a USB connection. Fucking hipsters.

>>258307870
You play as a burger patty.
You must assemble the other five pieces of yourself to become a burger while avoiding being eaten by a big beta loser.

>>258307841
It's reddit.
It's like walking into communist Russia and saying communism sucks to a guard and wondering why you were exported or put in jail or whatever.

>>258307991
Shouldn't that be 1 burger and 5 fries?

>>258307870
>Bad end
>Forget to grab condom earlier in the game
>Get preggers

>>258307956
>flat out rejected criminological feminism because lighter sentence just because female is bullshit
Statistics seem to suggest otherwise.

>>258308018
>Officer that man raped me!
>No proof
>20 to Life in prison

>>258305394
Dude on the left looks like that one character from the Sims 4 character creator.

>>258307523
Notice the tiny details, like asuka's nu-nu's (or whatever the fuck they're called the plugsuit hair-clips she always wears) in the over her shoulder shot when she tells shinji "no". She's everything he is afraid of, that he issn't, that he needs. Companionship, a Woman and a Mother (eva nu-nu's)

Same with the coffee pot, his anxiety is spilling over because the world is pushing him around, and what was once at least contained within the self is now splashed everywhere and burning everything, he's having a mind crush while he's playing an instrumental (heh) part in the end of mankind as we know it.

IDK man I think Anno was a genius. Was. Don't have much hope for 4.0 making up for the rebuilds so far

>>258307978
Yeah, it has but its better to keep it that way. /v/ usually goes overboard in these situations

>>258308018
unless they find the guy a block over rifling through the person's stuff, yeah, that's usually how it goes.

>>258306459
man, I read it as "4chan rambo" the first time. You ruined it.

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>>258307789

This is from 3 days ago.

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Depressed people who constantly talk about their depressions aren't depressed - they're narcissists.

>>258306709
Slap the shit out of her. It's the only way.

>>258308176
Ever wonder if people just try too hard about these things.

>>258308290
Kill it with fire

>>258307870

With a meta game where you assemble an army of SJWs to defend you online.

>>258308296
FUCK

THIS

I HAVE A FRIEND THAT DOES THIS SHIT

>>258305534
pansexuals don't fuck anything that moves. Sluts and mansluts on the other hand do.

>No SmegmaKing comment yet
The REAL tragedy

>>258308290
This alex guy is absolutely one of the Fast Five

>>258307841
So we should harass her ex instead. Let's all send him messages calling him a misogynistic pig and a rapist.

>>258301119
>>258301950

This game has been out for like 2 years at least.

>>258303164

Even Jontron has standards.

I mean, she may have fucked Erin, but Jontron?

>>258304480
>>258304480
>>258304480
>>258304480
>>258304480
WE NEED SOMEONE ON THIS

>>258308216
The guy is assumed to right there since he's being accused in the first place.

>>258308290
>quinnspi-
my brain shut off, you are not that important, you ugly hoe and bright colored hair does not make the ugly go away

>>258308176

You're a faggot and reading way too into that.

https://vine.co/v/MYeh5hhADBw

I don't get it, I realize video game journos are pathetic, but she's hideous and fat

>>258308290
He definitely fucked her.

>>258308176
Too much overthinking!

>>258308176
I dunno man, just looked like she was berating him and he snapped.
No need to write a thesis on SYMBOLS like in english class.

>>258308296
I constantly talk about my depression on the internet but not in real life because I know it could have consequences in real life. What does that make me?

>>258308429

Probably.

>But... doctored logs!!!

Sure, Alex.

>>258308381
I'm guessing pansexuals fuck frying pans?

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how do I respond?

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>>258305136
That would just be delicious.

>>258308176
Im sure this is a joke but seriously, not everything is symbolic. This isn't highschool

/v/, gender politics and adultery

>>258308487
Could you repeat this in English please?

>>258308479
/r9k/ is doing a pretty good job by the looks of things

>>258308290
What's all that shit on her chin? Herpes?

>>258308618
Just post the video the guy made and ask him how the guy doctored a video in real time.

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>>258308176
Ok and what is Pen-Pen suppose to represent here?

>>258308618
Just post a link to the video proof and ask how it's doctored.

Add in some "Always believe the victim" shit.

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>>258300104
This guy sounds like a huge tool and he writes like he is still in the ninth grade. But if all this stuff is true, then this is some of the best internet drama that I've ever seen.

So let me see if I understand this right.
>Zoe makes up story about being harassed from 4chan
>/v/ calls her a crazy liar(with evidence form archives)
>Patrick Klepek and other SJW journalists come running to her defense
>They all start portraying her as some brave womyn standing up to sexist gamers
>turns out /v/ was completely right about her the whole time

It doesn't even surprise me anymore when these SJW folks turn out to be huge freaks. She is a manipulative liar who emotionally abused her (moronic)boyfriend. And when you consider the people she chose to cheat with, there is a real possibility that she whored herself out for some work(she has no skills and Joshua had no real reason to hire her except that he wanted to keep fucking her) and free publicity.(because honestly, who would ever want to fuck those game journalists?)

To top it all off, she seems to be a complete sociopath who lacks any real empathy for her boyfriend and continues to lie at every possibility.

And you know what the funniest part about all this is? People will still defend her.

It's just like Anita. No matter how much dirt turns up, the SJW will never admit they were wrong. Mark my words, people will try to turn this around and make the boyfriend the bad guy in all of this. Zoe may even make a fake suicide attempt to get some sympathy.

Just a few days ago, reddit was kissing her ass. Those idiots are so delusional that they'll believe any excuse she comes up with. Pic related.

>>258308479
I'm hoping nobody is doing it because nobody has that piece of horseshit no game installed.

>>258308461
It was released on Steam the day he killed himself.

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>>258308429

>Fast Five

Someone shoop them into the poster.

>>258308618

He totally fucked her.

>>258308479
Just hold on a sec

>>258308696
>>258308724
THIS

>>258308618
Analyze the argument.
Think critically.
Look at it.

Is his argument refuting and proving the facts wrong? Is he addressing the argument?
Or is he attacking the person with petty insults?

Hint!: It's not the former!

>>258308176

Eva is not a david lynch film. Anno put half that shit in their because he thought it looked cool.

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>>258308290
Why would any married person cheat with this thing?
Unless the other woman is even more repulsive.

>>258308618
By saying that the facts presented are more important than someone's personal opinion of the person saying it.

Nigga did you not play persona 4.

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>>258308429
I twitted him though not like anyone will see and respond. Haven't used account in a year holy shit they made twitter even worse.

>>258308618
It doesn't matter who believes him talk about the video proof he posted

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Ok, if I understand, she is using Anita paranoia tactic to get sympathy and publicity for her shitty visual novel. Plus, she's a cheating whore who slept with her boss, great business woman. And she is pro censor, she want to censor comment on steam. on top of that, she's a stupid uninformed SJW that preach about thing they barely know... wow, is that all. At this point if you guys tell me that cunt eat baby for breakfast, I wouldn't be surprised.

I will try my best to ignore her, don't want to give her any excuse for her faggotry

>>258307870

"You are Zoe Quinn, an SJW artist who is too deep for anyone to understand, yourself included. You have been feeling particularly horny these last few nights - a strange sensation to be sure, as you have a boyfriend and he'd be perfectly happy to have sex with you if you asked him. You're also craving a burger."

STATUS:

You have not consumed any burgers or fries.

You are loyal to your boyfriend, with only vague, nebulous thoughts of fucking other men.

What do you do?

Ask your boyfriend for sex. (greyed out)

Pick up some Five Guys. It's delicious.

Call a videogame journalist and invite him over for sex.

Acknowledge your poor life choices and attempt to stop being a slut (greyed out)

Create an angsty blog about how monogamous relationships are oppressing you.

>>258307598
you could pause the video and see

>>258308618
Just don't. He's one of the five trying to cover his ass. All he's going to do is smear the guy who got cheated on because he has no other recourse.

>>258308618
No matter how you respond he will keep denying it. He totally banged her and he's one of the blurred names if he wasn't already called out

>>258308176
>nu-nu
Did you just make up a word for the interface headset? Because it's called the interface headset.

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>>258308878
Will post response, tinyurl is the video

>>258308760

What?

Did not hear about that.

I remember playing a while ago and thinking it was an interesting and well intentioned and not terribly executed novelty.

Why did she even feel the need to release it on steam though? It's free to play online and it's only worth playing through once anyway.

>>258309127
incoming block

>>258309031
can't imagine he's one of the blurred names with all the shit hes talking about the ex

the 5 guys are only the ones she got busted for...there has to be a ton more.

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>>258308429
>the Fast Five

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SHE DIDIN DO NOFFIN

SHE A GUD GIRL

SHE WAZ ABOUT TO START GOING TO SCHOOL

WE NED MOAR MONE FO DEM PROGRAMS

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>>258308781
There's Kylie, but I don't see any Kyle

what's Wizardchan like? I just opened it and there's like 8 boards but it looks like a comfy place.

>>258309127
you did good anon
reel good

he's super pissed now

>>258300831
just becuse you're an obese jobless basment dwelling kissless perma virgin doesn't mean you have to be bitter about it.

>>258295281
i never got that "fucked five guys" thing, isn't she a dyke? she seems like a dyke.

Should we expect the narrative spin in a day, a week? It seems obvious with all the evidence provided that they'll only mention it indirectly, if at all, in a piece reinforcing their hard-line principles against "bullying"

>>258308618
Imagine you write a long ass post explaining why a game is good in objective, factual detail and I burst into the thread saying you're wrong for liking a game and calling you a faggot.
How would you respond to that?

>>258309340
SECOND LINE

>>258307610
What's funny is you can look at it the opposite way and say that the only people siding with Burgers & Fries are desperate cocksucking white knights and SJWs.

>>258309340
Kyle Baker 1st name on the 2nd line

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>>258308760
>It was released on Steam the day he killed himself.

Holy fuck

http://www.beesgo.biz/fngdd.html

I hate people, so fucking much.

I don't understand the burgers and fries thing

I know about Five Guys burger joint, and I know she slept with five guys, is that the joke?

>>258308718
pen-pen's simple, he's the lighthearted sense of normalcy & hope that the characters have in their day to day lives. Which is weird because he's a fucking penguin but there's the beauty of it: it's ridiculous. 2/3rds of the world is dead from 2nd impact. The world is run by vaugely crypto-fascist governments who flip your city upside down at a moments notice. You could be killed by a fucking floating prism at any time. Still, he's the "home life", something grounded to return to after a hard day saving the world from eldrich horrors. When he leaves near the end of the series, around when Kaji dies, that hope, that attempt at normaly is gone. Misato can't keep up appearances of being a happy go lucky drunk, and shinji and asuka's mental states deteriorate significantly (not directly related to it but eva generally has an omniscient sense of foreboding and interconnectedness about it)


>>258308871
man I like lynch films but they're not some super deep symbolic rabbit hole. If anything I think Lynch puts stuff in because he thinks its cool.


>>258309085
it was a name that asuka's english VA came up with for them and it stuck AFAIK.

>>258308159
>>Bad end
>>Forget to grab condom earlier in the game
>>Get preggers
you got that wrong
>bad end
>Forget to throw away condoms earlier in the game
>don't get STDs
>don't give it to your bf

>>258309290
Is it too late for her to return my money?
Or is it gone like the big headphones?

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>>258309461
Yup, there it is.

>>258309340
KYLE BAKER
WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE

>>258309461

AW SHIT

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>>258308582
A coward.

>>258309516
Five Guys burger joint serves burgers and fries.

She fucked Five guys.

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>>258302861
This isn't a video game, it's more like one of those choose-your-adventure books

Except a lot of your options get crossed out if you fuck up enough because you're so goddamn depressed.

As somebody who struggles with it, this hit me hard. Got me to seek help a while back.

>>258309516
you got it :)

>>258309475
But that's obviously wrong because I'm the good guy! Blocked :^)

>>258309341
it's like a retirement home. everyone's chill because you go there to die

>>258309290
>Girl tells the internet she just got robbed
>Gets lodsofemone from well meaning folks
>Turns out she's a sociopathic compulsive liar

Uh ohhh

>>258309127
I bet you a Steam game he'll either block you, don't reply anymore or attack you or the guys believing the evidence
I guarantee he will pick one of those 3 escape routes

>>258309127
>inb4 "I'm done, so done. This isn't going anywhere."
>blocked

>>258309340
>play games that are meant to be something other than "fun"
>video games are art and art is suppose to be unfun

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>>258309601
Yeah.. you're right.

>>258309341

Ok I guess, but like any spin off. Its got extremely low traffic so there is never any discussion or relevant news.

>>258309341
read the rules, it's all there.

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IT'S GOING OFF

Do I send it? Or change it

>>258309541
Yo fuck off, eva is one of my all time favorites but you're making us look bad

>>258309720
gib game please

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Bitches and whores drama is video games related now?

I don't think so.

>>258308582
Depends. On the internet, you're anonymous. Unless you so choose, nobody knows who you really are. You can talk about whatever you want.

The main thing is whether or not you talk about things solely for the attention, or because you're trying to actually have a conversation.

>>258309721
No, now its "that video is doctored".

>>258309127
He's still calling it doctored lol

>>258309795

I bet he has a firsthand account of Zoe's snatch