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What's the stupidest shit you've heard anyone say in regards to video games?
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>>258279314
>What's the stupidest shit you've heard anyone say in regards to video games?

What's the stupidest shit you've heard anyone say in regards to video games?
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>It's not a first person shooter, it's a first person ADVENTURE
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>>258279314
that one pic from neogaf where people say story is more important than game play, and that Jak and Daxter is stupid ;___;
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>there's this one game that teaches you how to steal cars and rob
-my friend's mother on grand theft auto
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"I hope the next Skyrim takes place in Fallout"
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"Video games are fun"
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>>258279314
>>258279314
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"Well I mean when you think about it, women are kind of objectified in video games."
I had one less friend at the end of the day.
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>>258279719
>the picture actually squiggles like in the show
heh
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>>258279582
but anon, that's what Metroid Prime is
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"The persona games are good"
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>I agree with Sakurai's decision to completely ruin the competitive aspects of Smash Bros.
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>>258279948
Quality fan art
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aritficial skill
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>in every game you play as a role, so every game is an RPG!

alternatively
>final fantasy is an RPG
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/thread
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>>258279314
Video games are art
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>>258279314
I once heard someone saying playing video games is fun.
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>>258280041
Stay mad melee fag
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>>258279719
>the worst kanker sister
Fuck that's gross
Where the fuck is Marie
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>Brawl is an RPG
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>>258279805

It's true

I was just as bored playing Farcry 3 as I was playing Skyrim
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>>258280140
>emotional skill

What kind of horse shit is that?
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>>258279314
>Improvement isn't always a good thing
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>>258279801
This.
Fucking delusional sour grapes virgins. Everybody knows that the only fun thing in the universe is getting laid!
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Video games rot your brain
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>>258279719
as if the next fallout with have that skyrim leveling system
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"dude its gonna be such a good game, bethsuda has part in making it."
in regards to The Evil Within
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>>258280228
Right here, anon

>>258280059
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>Dark Souls is artificial difficulty!
>me: Bullshit, there is not a single part of it that can't be analyzed and taken advantage of.
>Okay, what about the lagginess of Blighttown?
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>I bought a larger monitor, so now I can see long and CW at the same time.
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>I don't play single player games anymore, cause you know, whats the point?
>No like, I mean like you can just cheat to get to the end, why even do it to begin with?
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>>258280321
heart of the cards
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>>258280321
>dat fucking pic

Thanks, now i can fap
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>I played Halo 2 on my PS2
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>>258280468
Fuck me there is a qt grill that works at the Hot Topic across the street with short blue hair that covers her eyes and I will never date her because I'm a pussy and don't know how to converse with strangers.
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>DMC2 and DmC are really good games

I know that sooner or later I should get a prize for simpatizing with brainless beings
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>>258280549
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>>258280559
>jerking off to a lesser kanker

disgusting
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>>258280549
That reminds me of my friends that play assfaggots. They get mad as fuck every game and it really looks like they arent having fun.
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>>258280549
Uh whut? games nowadays need to BRING BACK cheats. what was he on?
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>>258280658

That's life man
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>>258280140
>censoring names
faggot
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>>258280140
Imagine if people with no disabilities got mad at the Paralympics for being disablist
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>Kojima is NOT God
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>>258279314
>I like that video games are becoming simpler because I have a life
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>>258280752
..but she does work at Hot Topic and thus has a shit taste in music. My last girlfriend was into poppunk, screamo, and hardcore and I couldn't fucking stand it.
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> thinly veiled EE&E thread
Who is the most powerful character? Ed rock in the boot or Ralph family insulted?
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>>258279314
>artificial difficulty
This one
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>>258280739
No fucking idea, he is a guy that bought a gaming laptop so you can imagine he's not entirely the smartest
and if anything by that logic multiplayer is just as pointless, you can hack and get all the kills, no fun in that
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>>258280782
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>>258280658
Work up the courage bro. I wish I had a QT gf that was down to roleplay as Marie.
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>>258280965
>played third strike on laptop for awhile
>using directional keys made Shoryuken easy as shit
>made Shoryuken on joystick easy as shit
Thanks PC gaming!
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>artificial difficulty
>git gud
Guess which fanbase spews those two constantly?
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People who refuse to play a game because it doesn't have trophies/achievements.

Alternatively:
People who have to platinum every game they play.
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>>258280546
i...i don't get it...
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>>258280964
I'd say Rolf family insulted. That kid is a fucking FARMER. I feel like pebble Ed would be a clumsy careless fighter while Rolf would dodge his shit like Goku.
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>>258280965
Why the fuck aren't the southeast diagonal and the down switched?
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>>258280964
How about the two of them vs. The Kankers missing their Ship-in-a-Bottle?
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>>258280964
That's a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with Ed.
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>>258281117
Prinny
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Melee is truly a great fighting game and the epitome of skill. In fact the skill level in the game keeps rising as we discover new tech every day. I really wish there were more fighting games like this.
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>>258281117
Katawa shoujo
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>SMT is a pokemon ripoff
>JoJo is a persona ripoff
etc.
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> The worst part? It’s hard to appreciate your work when you’re painfully aware of its flaws and inadequacies that 99% of people will never notice. We artists are always striving for perfection, but the reality of schedules means that we never get to put as much love and attention to detail as we would like.

This is a quote from the lead character artist from Fallout 3 that also works with animation
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>>258280964
>thinly veiled EE&E thread
Does anyone want to watch EE&E big pictureshow
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>>258281312
I was gonna say Fromdrones/Soul's series, but sure.
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But it's not a game! It's a movie!
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>>258281470
I do but
>tfw work in an hour
;______;
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>>258281117
pong
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>>258281224
Ed has retard strength though.

He regularly lifts houses.

>that entire monster ep
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>>258279314
>the ps4 has a robust and varied library of games with a bright future
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>>258280964
How can you watch that garbage? It was the show that made me swear off watching TV ever again
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>>258281470
If I wasn't leaving to a dinner thing soon, I'd stream
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Video games are art!
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>>258280965
>He can't do simple inputs

Next you're going to tell me canceling a move is hard
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>Fun is a buzzword
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>>258281821
http://instasynch.com/rooms/2spooky4me
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>>258279314
>/v/ is a sekret club and nobody would bother marketing to these nerdy video game players! that thread you saw is just IRONIC, right!
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>>258281723
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>>258281582
I forgot about the monster episode. Rolf would ultimately lose now that I think about it.

Now Pissed off Sarah, Monster Ed, and Offended Rolf defending the cul-de-sac from Ship in a bottle Kankers? I'd pay to see that shit.
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>>258281723
>I watch mature cartoons for mature and cultured individuals as myself
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>>258281821
I have them all too and I'd stream but I'm staying at my mums for the weekend and she has no Internet connection. An Ed Edd & Eddy stream sounds fun as shit, fuck.
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>I don't get why you would buy a PC
>you have to upgrade the parts every year!
>if you buy a console, you'll be set for at least 7 years!
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>>258281145
>not platinuming every game you play

casual
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>>258281082
>Try to play fighting games for years
>can into mindgames
>Still shit-tier execution
>dropped combos and fucked up inputs everywhere
>get SF4 on PC
>Decide to play with keyboard on a whim
>suddenly near flawless execution
Why?
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>Theres a conspiracy against nintendo!
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>>258281913
how do you make instasynch work?
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>>258281969
Sarah's only strength is found through emotional manipulation. No one wants to see her angry or sad, and those who force those emotions out of her must pay.

There are plenty of times when Sarah was sent completely powerless, like Hypnoses, angry Jimmy, and one other thing I'm forgetting.

Offended Rolf probably has the most actual combat experience, but Monster Ed is a force of nature.
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>>258282216
>Pokemon is Satanic!
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>>258280903
I work there, ask me anything. My taste isn't the best, but it's probably better than over half of the people that work at my store.
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>>258281117
kirby?
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>>258281145
>People who refuse to play a game because it doesn't have trophies/achievements.
>these people will never play Valkyria Chronicles
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>>258280473
He's got a point, when heading down there, who'd of thought the most fearsome enemy would be your own system?!
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>>258280285
>I was just as bored playing Farcry 3 as I was playing Skyrim
Sometimes I feel that I was the only one that enjoyed myself in that game.
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>>258281872
my problem with cancelling inputs on sf4 is i always forget to hold the button and let it go before i dash but it also feels weird dancing my hands like that on a controller, but im too pleb to dish out money on a stick and i havent figured out a decent keyboard configuration that doesnt feel weird/registers all my button presses
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>>258282127
It's like they think consoles upgrade themselves, it's baffling. I play on consoles but there are a lot of games I won't play because they run like shit, for example I've never once played GTA5 since I've been waiting for the PC version.
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>>258282390
Okay, how can a customer get friendly with a busy Hot Topic employee without bothering too much at her job and without stalking her outside of work? I make great friends with gamestop employees but Hot Topic just seems so weird to try to get friendly with the workers. I feel like I'd look like a fedorafriend, you know what I mean?
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>>258282357
Third example was Pebble-Shoe Ed
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>>258282390
Not the anon you replied to but why do you work there? I'm going on the assumption you weren't desperate or in need of money.
>i dont set foot in hot topic or spencers
>im too out of place for that shit
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>>258282417
git gud
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>>258279314
>saving women in video games means your sexist in real life

Fuck you Anita
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>>258282321
With luck, hope, and some shitposting
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>>258281180
I overheard the schools self proclaimed computer genius talking about CS 1.6 and how he could see both d2 long and cw at same time because he had bought a bigger monitor. The FOV is locked at 90 regardless of monitor.
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>>258280321
she looks like some white kids grandma
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>>258282165
Go ahead, platinum that shit.
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>>258279719
MARIE, FLIP ME OVER I'M GETTING CRISPY
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>>258282581
It's all about timing. Catch them when they are on the sales floor folding shirts or something. That's their job, to just hang out on the floor and chat it up with customers (for selling shit of course). The cool employees will just chat with you to chat, however. Just come in on the regular and try and catch them when it isn't too busy.

From my experience, HT employees are pretty friendly when you aren't a fucking idiot, and when you are nice. I have regulars come in just to see me sometimes (and I have no vagina).
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>>258282981
...
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>>258280964
>Ralph

Its Rolf you dingus. And he will publicly castrate Ed in a nanosecond. Have you ever HEARD the kinds of threats he throws at people that piss him off?
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>>258282747
ah, understood. thank you. and there are faggots like that in every school. when i was in HS I had a "computer wiz" tell me how he figured out how to put more than 1.6 mbs on a floppy.
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>>258283036
I will retain this information.
Maybe The Ed+Marie roleplay in my head might just take place
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>>258279919


How the hell are they not? I mean, they aren't any particularly more objectified than in other forms of media, but how are they not?
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"Nintendo? Isn't that outdated? Who plays it anymore?" - Girl on my debate team trying to put the person on the other team down on the topic of video game violence. Everyone fucking cringed.
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>>258280059
best girl
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>>258282646
I was working at a local retail chain when a co-worker there who also worked at HT said she would refer me. A week later I walk in and they just threw the application at me. Another week and I'm folding shirts while listening to the Misfits on speakers.

That was a temp job, so I left after 2 months. While shopping for pants for another job, I walked in the store and my old boss practically hired me before I could say no.

I mainly work there because I like my co-workers that much.
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>>258279314
>DMC isn't an RPG
>Metroid Prime isn't a FPS
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>>258283306
I still think Nazz is the cutest in the show.
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>>258282965
What fucking game is that? A game should never have more than 150 achievements.
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>>258279314

>>258283292
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>>258283459
TOME
Most of the achievements are repeats of different difficulties but there's still a fucking ton
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>>258279314
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>>258283180
Remember, just don't come on too strong, and ask about sales every now and then, to make her feel like she is doing her job well (our job is done when you know of the sales and are actually looking at shit to buy, but in your case, just be cool).
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>>258283675
>tfw if I were to try this it would never progress beyond this point
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>>258282671
>your
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Anything regarding bits is generally spout by people that don't understand shit about hardware.

The stupidiest are those that use bits as the sole measure of power or generation as well, since the start it was fucking wrong, given the fact the fastest console CPU wise on the 5th gen had a 8bit CPU and intellivision is 16bit.
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>quake 2 is good
>l4d1 is better than l4d2
>Super Mario Galaxy 2 is better the first one.
>f-zero snes is bad
>kirby games are universally fun/challenging
>jrpgs are good
>wrpgs made after 2004 are good
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>>258279314
>"Only faggots play single player"
- My 15 year old brother earlier this week
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>I finished Last of Us and I had to literally put the controller down and let everything sink in

>I love Fallout
>"want to play the originals?"
>nah, I hate isometric games, only the FPS fallouts are good

>the Wii motionsensor sucks(never used it in his entire life). Kinect is so much better

>God, anon, why do you always play Euro truck Simulator? Its so stupid and boring
>bought Goat sim as soon as it went on sale

>I love GTA V. It's a shame online sucks
>no, I wont download SA Online. It's probably a virus
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>>258283803
It hardly ever does. Gotta get lucky.
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>>258279314
>Zelda helping out Link so much in Spirit Tracks is demeaning and insulting to his character
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My roommate upon watching me play Starcraft: "You like videogames? I reaaly liked final fantasy ex"
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>>258283957
>l4d1 is better than l4d2
>kirby games are universally fun/challenging

But that's true.
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>>258283169
Yeah, the fun thing was that we had the "real" computer nerds in our class but we never told anyone so we used to give that guy and his class massive shit for things we did. One time that kid was asked to record and edit a school event, then he wanted to paid by the students that wanted to see the event again for a hefty sum. We pooled up for one copy and bought it, then put it on piratebay.
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>Maybe it was announced for PC, but there is no PC strong enough to run such a complex PS3 game like GTA V, sorry bro. Trust me, i'm majoring programming and system analysis.
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>>258282581
Can somebody post the thing where a guy tracked down a HT employee on facebook? He said he was the guy in a trenchcoat and fedora, and that he fantasized about her and that she could be his (some actress). The girl tore him up and explained why it was wrong to just assume a girl will be an accessory to you like that when you don't know anything about her other than that she's pretty.

In the same thread was a post with some guy whose first girlfriend was stolen by and turned into a lesbian when he tried to arrange a threesome with her friend.
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"Brawl is batter than Melee"
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>>258283969
>15 yeahs
He's old enough to receive a beating and show him to not disrespect your opinions
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Some friends of mine were playing the Scott Pilgrim game on PS3

One of my friends says, controller in his hands, "Man, I love these 8-bit games"
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There are more bad Sonic games than good ones.
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hey
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>>258284104
there's only 5 or so legitimately good kirby games, the rest plays like shovelware
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>>258284346
What the fuck am I looking at
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For a long time it was "Dark Cloud is a good game" but now the new one I just heard (read) for the first time today is "WoW nostalgia."
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>>258284030
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>>258279314
>Girl: "Do you play league?"
>Me: "No."
>Girl: "Guess you're not a gamer then"
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>>258284346
aw fuck, fapping so hard. they look all white trash too
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>They're screwing up WoW by making the numbers smaller, how am I supposed to have fun if I feel so weak?
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>>258284030
>>the wii motionsensor sucks
holy fuck, that so much. I understand that it wasn't really applied where it should have been (kid friendly nintendo, why would they make lots of hardcore fps games?) and we had shit like wagglan being the result of it, but I think they should have done more with the controls. Really, I gotta say that the Wii has the best controls for things like that wii boxing and other sports, and they should have done more rail shooters or something like those arcade shooters and they would have something better than any mouse and keyboard could do.
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>>258284346
>not fucking white trash

trust me, they will do ANYTHING, they're so bored and desperate. just be careful you don't get the aids
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>>258284346
If you had pictures with different poses and no bras it might be hot.
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>>258284567

You're a faggot.
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>>258282626
>DA inq & borderlands 2 come out in october
>borderlands 2

What?
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>>258282357
What if Monster Ed got a pebble in his suit?
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>>258284729
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>>258284878
Fuck I mean to say I do also disagree with that claim, the wii motion sensor was good in my opinion
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>That moment when you realize that the Kankers all actually have different fathers but the same mother

In a fucking kids show
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>>258279314
>Final Fantasy 6 is the best Final Fantasy.
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>>258285016
Made worse by the fact that this was said to me at a comic book/video game convention.
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>>258285084
As if familial strife and turbulent households are unfamiliar to American youth.
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Duke Nukem is intelligent humor.
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>>258285084
The show was aimed towards low income suburban white boys, they'd probably be used to it.
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>>258285528
hmm, don't have time to play with myself
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>>258279582
What if you don't shoot in it?
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>Gameboy Advance sucks because the graphics aren't as good as my DS
>My PSP is way more powerful than your computer.
>16 GB Memory? My phone has more than that!

I wish I could say it was 12 year olds who said this.
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>>258285084

Got nothing on hey arnold. Shit's too real.
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>>258284187
I cannot comprehend what the fuck was going through his/her mind.
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>>258285824
I went on a spree of downloading a fuckton of cartoons a while ago and Hey Arnold is like a completely different show when you watch it as an adult
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>>258284187
Did you tell him there are PCs strong enough to emulate a PS3 playing GTAV?
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>>258280473
Tell him to play the PC version.
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>fallout 3 was a great game because of the quality of the writing
>new vegas had awful writing and garbage quests
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>>258280228 kanker op joh
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>>258286365
>3 vs NV threads in general
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>>258284729
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>>258283439
Okay Kevin
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>>258286365
I think NV's quest could have been better, at least more of them that were more mystery oriented. And a few of them are ruined by the existence of the quest marker.

I'm really glad that the first time I played NV, I never noticed the little arrow that was always floating about the compass.
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> headshot mechanics in shooters are retarded. If someone is, like, really good at aiming, they'll just own everyone!

No Josh, you're retarded.
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>>258279314
>
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>>258282671
She's right. I chose female over male in walking dead because she was more attractive
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>WoW is bad
>Warcraft 3 killed RTS
>Chivalry is bad
>Bioshock Infinite is good
>Secret of Evermore is better than Secret of Mana
>Need more Ziggurats!
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>this shits so boring, you type in whosyourdaddy and oneshot archimonde and then still have to wait 30 full realtime minutes to see the ending, i just fucking watched it on youtube at that point
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>>258279314
>"Moving the PS3 away from the TV will make it load faster"

My roommate actually fucking said this
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>>258287249
>>Chivalry is bad
but it is shit faggot M&B is better
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>>258287287
That can't be true.

>The mission where cenarius attacks is too hard, you have to use cheats to win!
>*in online game* "greedisgood 999999"
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>>258286519
It's just so shocking to have someone actually tell you it to your face though.
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>>258287249
>>Secret of Evermore is better than Secret of Mana
But that's true.
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>>258284346
Kanker Sister thread?
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>Apollo Justice is the best Ace Attorney game.
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>>258287534
fighting cenarius was the shit honestly, I swarmed him to death with grunts constantly, it was like watching a normal human being get taken down by millions of ants
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"Really now who gives a shit about other games when Dota 2 exists? There won't ever be a remotely as hardcore game as Dota 2. I don't understand why you people bother arguing or having discussions about any other game when there won't be a game as comparably good as Dota 2 for another 10-20 years."
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>>258287518
You cant even compare these two games. Both are very good in their own regard. I played both for hundreds of hours.

But Bannerlord will probably shit on the whole of M&B and Chivalry.
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>>258287610

The blonde one and the blue one are mixed up. Fatty should be blonde.
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Any article bitching about equality in a video game.
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>>258287797
Yeah that game Looks really fucking good.
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>Paper mario ttyd is fundamentally broken as a video game and has no true difficulty due to the existence of the super guard command, and if it didn't have the super guard command, then it could actually be considered a game with difficulty. You should never be able to fully resist an attack regardless of what that attack is and anything it would do to you.
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>>258287797
>Bannerlord
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>>258286203
I didn't even say anything.
Just gave him a few pats in the head and laugh mockingly.
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>>258281051
>there will never be a sequel series to Ed Edd n Eddy where they're all in their early 20s living in an apartment together
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>>258288329
Did you take his fedora off of his head, place it upon your own and then tip it to do this?
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>>258287374
Kill him

Blood for the Blood God
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Remember that episode where they made a city out of cardboard and charged admission fees?

And all the kids LOVED it. There was no cheating there. Just straight up delivery of amusement.

Then it rained and all the cardboard melted.
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>>258288319
Damn dis nigga clearly hasn't played any crpg's then, 100% resist an element, then heal from the element, gain mana from being hit by the element then reflect the damage
but still get wrecked because im still bad at crpgs
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>>258288686
>8686
>>
My main m8 says he's a gamer like me for 3 years I've believed him, than I asked him some questions.
Ever play
>Any DmC-No
>Any SMT-No
>Any Pokemon-One, Y
>Any Mass Effect-No
>Any Mario-No
I finally asked what he did play, his answer was TF2, it hurts man.
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>>258289239
did he end up having 4k hours in it?
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>>258280321
damn if only she were that big in canon, she's a bit mean and rude though.

The blonde one is too dumb

the blue haired one is the best, would fuck.
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>13 year old talking to his friend on xbox live while I was working at their place
>other kid on mic says 'So i got fallout 3 and new vegas today for about 10 bucks, not bad.'
>1: 'Which fallout game do you like better?'
>2: 'I don't know yet, haven't played them enough to find out yet.'
>1: 'I like new vegas more. Cause you can aim down the sights, like in call of duty.'
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>>258289239
>Who cares? Some Playstation shit
>Don't even know what this stands for
>Pokemon was shit after Gen III
>Who cares? Casual shit
>Yes, Double Dash and various Mario Parties mostly, but who really cares?

>have to play these specific games to be a "gamer"
Faggot.
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>>258279314

"You're not having real fun, it's just artificial fun"

In regards to people enjoying ASSFAGGOTS.
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>>258284187
I don't believe you.
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>I'm reading the mgs4 book because I don't have a ps3
Don't get me wrong this guy is one of my best friends and has similar taste to myself but seriously
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>>258289595
fuck my life
It's all ogre
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>>258289595
Hey man, ADS has to be the best improvement from 3 -> New Vegas.
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>>258280321
>Not wanting your carefully cultivated emotion of rage to let you kill your enemies, doing a better job of it the stronger and longer you keep feeling it
>>
DMC2 > DmC
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>>258289942
It's like watching 2 retards fight
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>>258289841
I'd say the greatest improvement was just starting the game and being able to finish the walkthrough in 5 minutes, instead of having to fucking walk around the vault and fight Butch
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>>258287645
Come on, nobody actually said that. Right?
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>>258289239
>mass effect

u wot
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>>258279314
>Master race
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>>258289595
You have to kill him, he's a waste of DNA
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>>258285258
How did you not rip open the floor and throw her dumb ass into the voids of hell?

All my rage just reading that shit.
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>>258288850
Im pretty sure johnny destroyed it because he hated the idea of city life
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>"innovation isn't always a good thing"
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>>258286826
There's an option to turn it off, but I see where you're coming from.
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>>258287645
What are you talking about? There is no such game in Ace Attorney series.
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>>258284729
>implying anyone on /v/ actually plays games
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>>258284030
>>nah, I hate isometric games
Sorry mate, that's fair. Isometric CRPGs have shit tier gameplay.
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So is anyone streaming EE&E? Also, what's under the hat?
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my friend defended gone home when i coted it as an example of a lame videogame that gets too much praise and saw merit in the fact that it got a much higher score than DKC:TF because "its just a lame platformer"

i feel so out of place even among friends
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I've heard people say a lot of bullshit when it comes to videogame. One thing that mostly pisses me off are quotes in the line of

>My framerate dropped. My internet provider sucks so hard.
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>>258291535
I agree with your friend
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>low poly actually looks better than modern 3D graphics
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>>258291665
I imagine that is extremely less off putting to him since you're just some random shithead at /v/ and not a real friend of his
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>In assassins creed you go back in time, because when altair kills people it says he wouldn't do that normally
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Some guy I know almost got into a yelling match against me because he thought the Xbox Halo community was comprised of mature adults. I wasn't even being an ass, I calmly told him why I disagreed and he started raising his voice and calling me a fucking retard.
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" its cuz ur graphics card is causing ur high ping, use my mac, its great for gaming"

we were playing skullgirls when he was downloading the walking dead... fuck mac users.
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>GTAV shouldn't be on anyone's GOTY list because it is incredibly transphobic
>realize this faggot has missed the point of GTA
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>>258280668
At least DmC didn't have the asinine camera and pace breaking "puzzles" of the first three games.

dmc4 4ever
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>If you play too much at night, the devil's going to possess you.

By my mother

>Mfw
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>Too fucking colorful. It looks like it came out of a cartoon. This game's obviously shit.
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>>258292127
>implying the in game Halo community exists at all anymore

Matchmaking in those games is so barren it's sad. Last time I popped in 4 out of boredom there were around 2000is players online at the time.

It might of just been 4, but those games don't seem nearly as popular as they once were.
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>>258291902
No one can possibly believe this
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>>258291665
do you think gone home was good or that it desrved more merit than DKC:TF that got a lower score? just curious

>>258291943
you're right, also it doesn't anger me so much i just think gone home was latched on and given praise for no good reason outside of having a a gay character

i wouldn't qualify it as a game let alone praise it as a great game, it jsut seemed like it was being progressive for the sake of being progressive and failed doing what any game should strive to do

but now im rambling to people i don't know that don't care
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>Pokemon is for little kids, play a hardcore game like LoL/DOTA/CoD
>Only the Genesis Sanic gaems are gud
>Nintendo hasn't made a new IP in 20 years
>If you like Lucario, you are a furfag.
>The Order 1886 is a game
>Sonic Adventure 2 is no better than Sonic 06
>Zelda 1 is a well-designed game. Anyone that says otherwise is a casual.
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>>258291549
>You might want the 250GB bandwidth and 25Mbps package if you're doing a lot of High Graphics Gaming.
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>>258279713
>"You earn points by killing or having sex with prostitutes."
- My mom on GTA III.
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>people who STILL don't know what a rogue-like is
>people calling all of these indie games with a one life gimmick a roguelike
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I overheard some guys talking near the vidya aisle:
>THIS is the game I was talking about! Skyrim! It's fucking awesome. The characters are so advanced that they react so realistically! The developers said that they couldn't even predict how the dragons would act, it's that detailed!
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>>258291205
of course it isn't, if i made a game that you controlled with your tongue it wouldn't be good jsut because it's new
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>>258293048
>autists continuing to fail to understand that languages change over time
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>>258293053
i sincerely hope you made that up, anon
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>>258292803
>>Only the Genesis Sanic gaems are gud

But this is true except if you count Chao Garden as a game.
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>>258288319
i would agree that you can absolutely break the game, danger mario is pretty indestructible but i don't see why this is a problem given that its a purely singleplayer game and the player has to choose and go out of their way to break the game

but i guess you could say getting to a ridiculously high level through grinding ,akes you broken so you can't complain
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>>258293376
I didn't. I couldn't help but smile, mostly because if it was a /v/ story I'd turn to them, explain why he was a fool, tip my fedora and waddle out of the store.

I've no idea what he was thinking. I'm guessing he just wanted to make the game seem cool to his even less knowledgeable friends.
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>>258293371
>retards continuing to butcher languages and words because m-m-muh language changes because people don't understand definitions

I mean, come the fuck on. How can you screw up a word as simple as "rogue-like," literally like rogue. This isn't fucking difficult.
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> tfw will never hug Marie
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>>258293852
There are two camps on the issue: Those who understand what roguelike means nowadays, and those who understand what roguelike means nowadays but still sperg out over it whenever it gets brought up.

Stay mad, autist.
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>>258292803
>Only the Genesis Sanic gaems are gud
This is true
>If you like Lucario, you are a furfag.
No just underage
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>>258293461

>>>Only the Genesis Sanic gaems are gud
>But this is true except if you count Chao Garden as a game.

What are the Sonic Advance and Rush games.
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>>258294037
Okay. What does roguelike mean, what is this apparently new definition of the word rogue-like?
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>>258294157
>define words for me so I can nitpick and bitch and whine and cry about an argument that was lost years ago

Stay mad, autist.
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>>258294084

I admit I had fun with the Advance and Rush games but unlike the genesis games I wouldn't go through them again.
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>>258279314

>Controllers are fine for FPS games!
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>>258279314
Anyone who blames video games for violent teens and shootings. I had this one teacher who kept comparing violent video games and teens to African kids being brainwashed and conditioned into child soldiers.
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>>258294619

That doesn't mean they aren't good, there are plenty of good games you just don't go through twice.
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>>258280140
what the hell is emotional skill? not being a crybaby?
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>>258283957
>Super Mario Galaxy 2 is better the first one.
This is true faggot. Waht about Mario Galaxy is better than the second? The music? Woopedy fucking do. That's literally it.
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>>258294709
They are "fine" for FPS games, but you have more precision with a mouse.
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>>258294084
>What are the Sonic Advance and Rush games.

Shit is what they are. Watered down "GOOTA GO FAST XD" gameplay with shit physics. I bet you liked Sonic 4, didn't you?
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>>258289917
>This faggot thinks he's Bruce Banner
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>>258282482
I relly liked it too anon.
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>>258295183

No, I hated Sonic for, and you are an absolute faggot for thinking that about the Advance games, the Rush games had their own style for sure, but fuck you.
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>>258295162

>confirmed for retard
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>>258294913
Just something tumblrinas made up to make it seem like they know what the fuck they're talking about.

They're shit at it.
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>>258294709
>implying
KB+M is infinitely superior, but playing with a controller isn't unplayable. Faggot.
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>>258295397

*Sonic 4

>>258293461

Also I can't believe I forgot Sonic CD
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>>258295439
Do you know what 'fine' means, Yurotrash? Or are you're going to reply with some greentext involving the word "autist" or "nitpicking."
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>>258280140

Aw fuck why did I read that. Now I'm sad.

>I have precious, irreplaceable brain cells dedicated to this image now
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>>258295228
>Not wanting to be Bruce Banner
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>>258280473
>people KEEP FORGETTING about the first encounter with Seath
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>>258280668
I liked DMC2 a lot. I couldn't stand DmC.
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>>258294709
They are fine for single player FPS, and I prefer them for that. Fuck competitive FPS gaming with a controller though
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>>258280140
>tfw if someone ever made an emotional skill game they'd be bad at that too

I'll 1v1 them
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>>258295987
>>258295621
>>258295442


>mfw consolefaggots get mad when I make fun of their shitty, inferior control schemes
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>>258296268
I KNEW I should have involved the word "consolefaggot" in >>258295621, but I didn't think /v/ was this bad. That image isn't helping.
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>>258292803
>>Only the Genesis Sanic gaems are gud
This is true
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>>258296143
Pure concentrated rage > Muh snowflake feelings
You know this to be true
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>YOU CAN'T SEE PAST 60FPS
Said every shitter with a 60hz monitor.
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>>258285824

>The christmas special with Phoebe's parents

Jesus Christ
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>>258297175


Visual Frame Aliasing

Seamless perception relies on rapid frame updating to render external changes in real time. Humans can render changes in reality at roughly 13-15 frames per second (fps, or Hz), which means that human reality fully refreshes roughly once every 77 milliseconds (ms), and open-eye saturation of peripheral filling fully fades at around 10-20 seconds (Fig. 5). Human frame perception is exploited by animation and film, which updates at 24 fps, and television, which updates near 30 fps. Computer monitors and high-definition televisions refresh at 60 Hz or higher, and at this rate human perception of motion is entirely seamless.8 The rate of human frame perception corresponds roughly to the alert beta range of waking human consciousness (12-30 Hz) seen in EEG readings.9 Any event which happens faster than 1/60th of a second (16.6 ms) falls between perceptual frames and is considered to be subliminal or imperceptible to human consciousness.10 Seamless frame rendering is also called temporal aliasing, and can be subverted by a variety of common phenomena, including stroboscopic lights which break motions into jerky snapshots, and wagon-wheel illusions where rotating spokes appear to stop or spin backwards.11,12,13

http://psychedelic-information-theory.com/ebook/index.htm
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>>258289841
It's absolutely useless because you can aim perfectly anyways, the sights look like shit and constrict your vision, and some of them are inaccurate and improperly sighted. The only useful ADS is scopes, which work exactly like Fallout 3 anyways, so what's the point.
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>>258297175
> YOU CAN SEE PAST 60FPS
Said every shitter with a >60hz monitor
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>>258297461
>Humans can render changes in reality at roughly 13-15 frames per second
>Sources an ebook about Psychedelic Shamanism and general New Age quackery.
What ever you say buddy.
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>>258280876
To be fair I jumped into some more complex and dated games and jesus FUCK did I get my ass beat. Hitman 2 is a complete monster on Professional.
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>>258287249
But WoW IS bad anon. MMOs are a shit genre, and a money sink for people who enjoy games about grinding
>>
>Dark Souls is sorta like an MMO.
I don't care if you like the game or not, but that's just fucking stupid
>>
>>258297461
>motion beyond 60fps is seamless

Holy shit, go open up a game and look around for a bit

This means if a light turns on for less than 1/60 of a second, apparently we don't even see it.
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>>258287074
Implying that's not a smart decision.
With the earth's population more than decimated you're going to have to repopulate. And since males have a neverending supply of spunk, it's only logical to save females over males because of their expiration date.

Though there are a lot of other things factoring in which would affect your decision.
>>
>>258280140
>>258280321
I'm assuming stuff like LA Noire
>>
"tryhards"
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>>258294602
I like being retarded with my own language.
I bet you use emoticons and shit like "lol" outside of 4chan.
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>>258288521


: (
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>>258281051
>liking the sex pistols

entry-level pleb taste
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>>258302792
>>258303341
>>258303523
>>258303603
Fuck I feel like I've seen these exact posts before.
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>>258303824
Oddly enough, two of those are mine. They aren't exactly uncommon ideas though. Unless you're talking post order because in that case you're on your own.
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>>258303824
I'm happy to contribute to your deja vu.
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>friend loves games like Baldur's Gate
>introduce him to Arcanum
>won't play it because "steampunk is for autists"
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>>258279314
>Micro transactions will be done right this time!
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>"Hey man, this game kind of sucks. Why did you recommend it?"
>"Oh, it just takes a while to pick up! It gets good about 20 hours in!"
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i once heared some guys talking about sony making mario games and they being surprised that there were mario games for wii, they though it was a bootleg as i hold my spaghetti
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Holy hell this thread is still going
is it still an EEnE thread?
>>
> 12 year old

> When I got my Xbox one I was able to pre-order the new call of duty for free
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>>258303603
Entry-level != bad
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>>258305034
>>258305207

Goddamnit. Why are these making me feel?
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>>258305340
Maybe you're longing for what you can never have
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>>258281051
>Marie isn't wearing pants
>or panties
>double d has a belt in his hand
>dat lip bite on Marie
>those bedroom eyes

Was double d spanking Marie's bare ass with her own belt in an empty classroom?
dear god I hope so
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>>258305340
Because we'll never be this fortunate
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>>258295864
It's something we don't want to remember, entirely valid point though.
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>>258279314
>What's the stupidest shit you've heard anyone say in regards to video games?


>Fun is a buzzword and has no real meaning
>If you buy video games you are the cancer killing video games

Old /v/ always said some phenomenally stupid shit. I remember a couple years ago when this board used to have several 500+ reply threads a day just to try and convince people they should never ever pay for anything.
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>phone games aren't for casuals, you're a casual
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Someone has probably said this already but

>See that mountain in the background? You can go there!
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>>258305340
You might not have realized it but your brain did, but the feels come from the fact that they're growing up to fall in love with their childhood crush. And you didn't.
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>>258285667
>you don't shoot in Metroid Prime
What is the weapon that Samus use to kill ennemies and what is the camera view?

I call it an FPS/Exploration game. Inb4 Fuck everyone else comments.
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>>258306630

>qt as fuck red head seems to have a thing for me through middle school and junior high
>move away and change schools
>she shows up at my high school out of nowhere
>apparently her family moved
>she sees me and starts talking to me one day

Nothing ever happened. Now she's with some mega Jesus freak retard.
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>Girls are 50% of gamers
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>>258289239
>My main m8 says he's a gamer like me for 3 years I've believed him, than I asked him some questions.
>Ever play
>>Any DmC-No
Not playing DmC is a blessing.
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>>258307772
This.

"Feminists" love to spew all this bullshit. Saying that vidya should be more attractive to women.

When did all this female oriented yellow journalism bullshit come along. ;.;
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>>258308317
Some fuck at Microsoft told me that when I went on an excursion to their local offices for Software class.
I didn't believe it at all, and neither did the other schools there.
I'd like to know what they count as gamers. Because phone games do not count. And playing a single series or genre shouldn't either.
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>>258307772
>>258308317
I really don't care that much what gender games cater to. But seriously, it pisses me off when people get worked up over this "Video games should be more appealing to womyn!"
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>>258279314
>PC GAYMEN MASTERRACE

Yes, you're a master race because you choose to limit yourself to playing games only on the computer. Keep feeding that superiority complex of yours.
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>>258279314
>What's the stupidest shit you've heard anyone say in regards to video games?

Coming to the defense of ActiBlizzard and World of Warcraft.
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>>258284729
look at the birght side you don't have to be grouped by those faggots
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>>258297461

This is so wrong, holy shit.

Anyway

>APB doesn't need headshots. Headshots are just a way for pro players to kill everyone and it makes the game too skill focused.
>Soul memory is a good idea
>The teams in l4f2 are perfectly balanced. The survivors have no real advantage over the infected.
>The pyro is OP! I can't kill them! Axtinguisher OP!
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>this game in the series was the most innovative, making it the best game in the series
>the newer games in the series were better in most ways, but they weren't nearly as innovative as that older game, so they weren't as good

I have literally seen hipsters that literally unironically think like that discussing video games on /v/.

Example: literally thinking GTAIII was objectively better overall compared to San Andreas, GTAIV, or GTAV.
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>>258308564
Wait what?
Can you explain that?
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>>258307015
The arm cannon, though also used as a means of combat, is more notably used to facilitate exploration via the various beam types. Hence, because the emphasis is on exploration over combat, it is a First-Person ADVENtURE.
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Probably this whole article.
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>>258309403
>>The teams in l4f2 are perfectly balanced. The survivors have no real advantage over the infected.
??? Both teams are scored on their survivor runs anyway, balance isn't even an issue in l4d.
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>>258309403
Soul memory is a good concept, FROM just royally fucked it up.
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>>258309407
Your idea of "objectively" is giving no weight to innovation.

Their idea of "objectively" grants a certain weight to innovation.

It is not more or less "objective" to value or not value innovation. You are trying to form an objective metric which is a composite of a bunch of incommensurable metrics, the relative values of which are entirely subjective.
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>>258309615
This article will follow me till the end of time.
Whoever wrote that has the mental capacity of a light bulb.
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>>258309615
>the dark souls of action RPGs
>the dark souls of fantasy RPGs
>neither of these is dark souls itself
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>>258284090
i call it x
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>>258309615
so basically
>9 games that are challenging
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>>258289756
Gud meme, dude!
Opa Gangam Style!! :3
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>>258296798
pure concentrated rage > anything
Anger is one hell of a motivator.
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>>258279314
The basic
Fun is a buzzword
Gameplay is not the most important part of the game
I like souls series unironicly
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>>258310807
I know it's ironic, but I also know people post shit like this seriously.
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>>258309974
*tips fedora*
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>>258309403
People die so quickly in APB without headshots that I don't really see how you could implement it. You die anywhere from 2-5 shots with the popular weapons. Would you just want head-shots to be instant kills with all weapons? What they REALLY need to fix is the fact that foot/hand-shots do the same damage as everything else.
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>>258292803
>Sonic Adventure 2 is no better than Sonic 06
This shit pisses me off to no end. People that say this clearly haven't played SA2.
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>>258281427
>Bethesda animations
They all suck. So god damn much
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>>258311035
What are you even trying to get across at this point.
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>>258281427
>>that 99% of people will never notice.
BFFFFWWWAAAHAHAH
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>>258311512
Because Todd hired his highschool buddy who failed animation class 3 times.
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You dont own your games on steam
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>pic related

Still the most cringe worthy thing I've ever read.
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>>258284030
>It's a shame online sucks
Well at least he's not a complete retard
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>>258309615
>Dark souls is not the dark souls of its own genre
?
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League of Legends or any other MOBA is an MMORPG becuase you play online.
Same person told me CoD and the like are MMOFPS because it's online.
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Basically anything on /v/
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>>258283957
I agree with most of these. Never played f-zero on snes or quake 2
I fucking hate jrpgs. I can do turn-based games all day, everyday; jrpgs are just seem so repetitive. Not to mention if you've played one jrpg, you've pretty much played them all in terms of gameplay.
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>>258279314
many times i have heard people cheer and generally approve shitty DLC and always online. They believe its a favor done for them. It is so disgustingly small minded it makes me want to puke. They are the reason the gaming industry is shit right now. They are the reason these scamy F2P models are successful. It insults me personally and i'm just so disgusted by it all. Why god? why?
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>"You make games for a living? That's so cool, I wish my job was that easy!"
No, I dig through code for 8-12 hours a day looking for any little mistake because the code monkeys they hire are basically braindead and if I left the code the way they wrote it, your computer would catch on fire or summon an elder god or something.
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Any time someone takes a fringe group seriously. They're always all equally dumb.
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>>258309615
>>low and behold
what the fuck does he think that phrase would even mean said like that?
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>>258311958
>You need an I.Q. of 180.
My god....
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>>258309434
I think he meant the Microshit employee said "50% of gamers are girls"

Which is ONLY true if you consider smartphone games and browser shit to be games.

That shit is to video games as Monopoly is to Warhammer. If you want to call Monopoly a table-top game and say that "50% of tabletop gamers are 40 year old women!"
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>Playing SMT: Nocturne.
>"Yo dude that game looks like pokemon"
>"Well, yeah it's a turn-based RPG but it's a bit more nuanced and difficult than pokemon".
>"Lol, those games aren't hard. You're just being elitist!"

Nigga died like 3 times in 20 minutes before he stormed off like a faggot.
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>>258312398
>your computer would catch on fire or summon an elder god or something.
I know you're exaggerating, but how bad of a fuckup can you find that affect the system?
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>>258287249
I love Chivalry, game is fun as fuck. Why do TornBanner have to suck so much at being devs? Why is the community so damn toxic and full of the hardest try-hards?
Why did they change the game so much from the original?
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>>258312898
One guy managed to fuck up writing the uninstaller badly enough that it would have tried to uninstall pretty much everything.
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>>258309615
>Dark Souls is synonymous with challenging now
IT'S NOT EVEN DIFFICULT
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>>258312851
Bahaha, would have been classic to see.
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>>258313047
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>258311958
finally, a smart game for smart gamers
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>>258279314
"Why can't they glorify women in video games, why can't the companies stop portraying women as prostitutes or stupid dits who are only used as sex symbols.There is such an increase in girl gamers, I believe that video game companies should now respect that and make more respectful games."

If there are so many girl gamers, why don't they make there own company and own games. Why the fuck should a company change the games they want to make because you demand equal rights.
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>>258313047
anything else you have come across?
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>>258279314
Companies should make video games for free, that way it'll be a labor of love instead of just a way to get money from our wallets.
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>>258313047
The only way I can see this happening is that it tries to delete whatever directory the program is in, regardless of what else is in the directory.

They can't be that lazy, right?

...right?
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>>258313047
Welp now I'm afraid of uninstallers
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>>258311958
Totally not written by a marketer or someone so high on coke he thinks his limp dick is the Post Master General.
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Whatever happened to that EEnE dating sim?
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>>258313972
Anon, there are people who sincerely think like that.
I wish I were kidding.
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"JRPG's are better than WRPG" - Dumb as fuck, jrpgs are for retarded weaboo's who like fapping over there girl characters.
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>>258314045
I don't really bat an eye at Dating Sims, but I need this in my life.

>Captcha: Become ed
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>>258279314
Fun is a buzzword
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>>258314190
>Preference is bad
I kinda wish the genres would stop being compared, they are very different in end goal.
I have enjoyed either side, it just depends on the game...
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>>258314140
That their limp dick is the Post Master General?

That terrifies me, too.

Hold me, Anon ;_;
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>>258311958
The glory with people like this is that the harder they try to sound smart, the more retarded they end up sounding.
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>>258279314
see
>>258307532
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"there is a HUGE difference between 60fps and 30fps"
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>>258313740
Some are, yeah. Lazy college kids who give no fucks.
>>258313647
Mostly just sloppy code that would cause crashes.
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>>258281582
YOU ARE FORGETTING ROCK IN SHOE ED!
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>>258279314
>at my gf's house
>In the living room with my fight stick playing a fightan game.
>Gf's sister walks in
>"Hey anon, do you play Everquest?"
>in my head i'm thinking:
>everquest
>ever
>ever
>nah
>"then I guess you're not a real gamer"

Meanwhile she goes back into her room to continue playing call of duty on her xbox.
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>>258279314

>"People who play first person shooters aren't real gamers, they don't care about the video game industry"

- 20-Something kid I met on public transportation
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>>258314435
There is a comparable difference between 60fps and 30 fps, but isn't horribly game breaking. Now if we were talking 15 vs. 60fps, than that would be something.
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>>258314045
Creator never finished it.

He hasn't updated his site in like a year, so it's safe to assume it's d-e-d dead.

Google "New Ed in town". I tried linking it but moot thinks blogspot is spam.
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>>258295715
I have a spoon. I'll fix it.
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>>258314407
It'll be ok anon, promise
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>>258314435
Console pleb detected. You can easily tell when someone hasn't had the satisfaction of having a monitor with 144hz playing games at ultra settings. People haven't been playing PC for decades just to be 'different', you know?
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>>258314190
>over there girl characters
If you're going to bash on weeaboos, at least use proper English.

Don't stoop to their level.
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>>258280140

>Actually make an "emotional skill" game (whatever the fuck that is)
>They still suck at it

What would they complain about then?
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"Ohh he plays CoD, Telltale games, Minecraft etc.. he must be a filthy casual or an edgy 10 year old because he doesn't play games like the games on my DS like pokemon, or baulders gate 2. They only care about cinematics and graphics, its about gameplay." - /v/
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>>258313450
It's even worse when there are games like that but they never play them or even know about them because they're so entry level.
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>>258314190
A true gamer would say that >"...neither are inherently better nor worse than the other; it truly depends on the quality of the individual games being compared by ones' individual taste."

You are the fag-lord we're bitching about here bringing up such trolling.
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>>258314764
I am a weaboo thoo... I wasn't bashing us
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>>258314803
>Not enough womyn on the team
Done.
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>"Laptops have upgradable hardware"
>"no computer can run witcher 2 "
>i cant tell the diffrence between 20 frames and 40
>"i like dark souls 2"
>"WoW is still good"
>"i no more about computers" buys a 1500$ laptop and thinks he can upgrade it
>you cant tell the diffrence between 4k and 1080p
for the record this guy played pc more then me
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>>258280259
wut
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>>258314803
mersergernee
from the
Patrillumernerdi
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>>258279687
I like both and I don't mind if an rpg is story focused. Some genres just don't work if they're story focused, like RTS for example.
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Step aside, amateurs.
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>>258309615

>THE DARK SOULS OR ROGUELIKES
>SPELUNKY

WHO IS THIS MAN AND HOW CAN I END HIM
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"If a nintendo console can handle 60fps, why can't the