why is she the best female protagonist?

>>258245187
she's not. you're just a horny 12 year old.

>>258245187
That isn't Heather Mason

>>258245624
>implying 12 year olds play Bayonetta.

>>258245187
That's not Lara Croft

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>>258245187
>Implying

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I think it's because of the glasses. The glasses is definitely it.

Oh and also the fact that her game is one of the best action games ever made.

>>258245776
>implying anyone but 12 year olds play Bayonetta

>>258245187
That's neither Samus nor (insert 2hu here)

>>258245982
D-Damn

>>258245187
Because she's a walking parody of fanservice.
Also link related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnkoLGiF1K8

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>>258245931
>implying

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>>258246239
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnkoLGiF1K8

>some beta overweight american on the thumbnail
>PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN GEEK

already closed the tab, no thank you.

>>258245187

Because she's unabashedly strong, sexy, and independent. She's basically a female power fantasy.

>>258246486
except that women feel threatened by other women so they say it's a male fantasy.

Because women are retards with an ego bigger than mt. everest

>>258246478
Superficial as fuck.

>>258246690

But Bayonetta is designed by a woman and there are plenty of women on the team, so they can't really say that.

Am I really to believe that EVERYTHING is a male fantasy? What even IS a female fantasy, then?

>>258246824
is that all pussy hair

>>258247053
buff men but they don't want to admit it.

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>>258247053

Bayonetta 2's producer is a woman too.

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She's overkill in such a way that it wraps around to being endearing.

I don't even want to hold her hand or anything and I still really like her, which is rare with vidya women.

In addition to this she's also in a fun game.

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>>258245982
I hope we got some doujins with classy bayo

>>258247053

>main character is a powerful muscular man
>Male power fantasy!

>main character is a powerful sexy woman
>Male sexual fantasy!

>main character is a powerful muscular woman
>Male power fantasy that misrepresents women as needing to emulate men in order to be strong!

>main character is an average-looking woman with an average body type
>no one buys it

Welp, fuck 'em. Apparently male fantasy is what sells.

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>>258246239
>moviebob
Hahaha, kill yourself

>>258245982

Wait did I miss something? Where's that webm from?

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>>258245187
she's not.

>>258245982

>moving left foot to right side of body
>moving right foot to left side of body

Why is she walking like she's drunk?

>>258248191
Girls do that on catwalks, it exposes their thighs.

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>>258245187

>not Samus

Hah, okay, Anon. Time for your diaper change.

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>>258248014

I think it's from the 2nd chapter in the game, some german nintendrone (not nintendomination guy, another one) uploaded a video of it, got an early copy or something, there's also the whole chapter 3 from Games com. I haven't watched that one because I don't want to spoil the game any further, I'm a lready considerably hyped.

>>258248191

It's supposed to look like a runway strut. Watch a fashion show.

>>258248191
Holy fuck you are dumb.

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>>258245187
>Best female protagonist
>nothing but fetish fuel

>>258248313

No, they put one foot in front of the other. Putting one foot clear to the opposite side of your body makes you look wobbly because it affects your facing.

>>258248381
>liking a boring blank slate generic looking bimbo
Metroid fans, pls go.

>>258248528
>durr why does a character who is an exaggeration of many attractive traits have an exaggerated catwalk
see>>258248439

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>>258248313
>>258248419
>>258248439

This is what models do on a catwalk. One foot directly in front of the other, centered on their body, walking with their hips. In that webm, Bayonetta is all-out crossing her legs with every step. Maybe the animators of the game should watch a fashion show.

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>>258248564
>>258248525

>implying Bayonetta fans and Metroid fans can't get along

>>258248809
see>>258248732
and>>258248439
seriously, you are fucking dumb.

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>>258248821
>that pic

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>>258249115

At any rate, ZZS in Smash 4 is basically blonde Bayonetta.

>>258249115

I agree. I think they did a really bad job translating the costumes. I don't look forward to using them because they're pretty ugly.

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>>258248809

>Those skeletons

Spoiler that shit anon.

>>258247614
>Walking Dead
>Left 4 Dead
>Last of Us
>inb4 all zombie games

Would you seriously not play a game unless the lead heroine is attractive?

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>>258245187
That's not Regina

>>258245624
>liking beauty is for 12 year olds.
Damn, didn't know there was an age limit on liking beauty.

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>>258249591
They're just video games. Who the hell gets attracted to pixels?

>>258247931
Don't like him? You show us a better commentator to analyze Bayonetta instead of insulting others' opinions.
Otherwise, kill yourself.

>>258249798
you are supposed to like ugly fat bitches so women can let themselves go and still get a man

>>258249849
You can find depictions of things attractive while still realizing they're fictional.

Ya know?

>>258248417
Still don´t like those Decepticon Demons...

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>>258249946
Beauty and looks are secondary to personality to me.

Strangely enough, a good personality in a woman is even more rare than good looks.

And I literally live in the 10th most obese city in the nation.
No lie.

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>>258249591

Are you implying Zoey is anything but qt as fuck and completely perfect?

>>258249849

When you look at pictures or videos of real women, you're technically also attracted to pixels. Remember that.

>>258249523
I think they did a great job, it looks silly and fun, just like the game.

>>258249523
They are all hideous, yes, especially the Metroid one because the helmet looks so fucking retarded.
Peach costume is a close second though.
>inb4 dat ass
If you want ass get the Umbran Queen costume, it has even more ass

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>>258249865
>instead of insulting others' opinions.
>other's opinions
>moviebob
OMG M8!

>>258250460
Your average centerfold for playboy is airbrushed/photoshopped.
The average covermodel is photoshopped.

The average released photo of a celebrity is digitally altered. On some level, it's no longer the celebrity, but the art of the person modifying it.

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>>258250460
>women

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>>258250164

I like them, it's a different sight compared to the angels, I welcome variety.
They kind of look like the MP Evas, with a clear "bayonized" design around it, and I also really dig the weapons they wield.

>>258250337
>those pain moans at low hp

>>258250698
Is that really a man?
Because that looks like boobs.

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>>258250228

>tfw you know a conventionally attractive bro-tier girl but just plain aren't sexually attracted to her

Sometimes you just wanna punch yourself in the dick until it cooperates with your brain.

>>258249637

>redhead Bayo

Dang that's not bad at all, and I generally hate "redheads" in the context of gaming.

>>258250730
Taste is different and that is a good thing, not blaming you.
It´s just that they remind me too much of W101 designs somehow or of the summons in XIII.
They also don´t have the uniform design with the bigger Bayo Demon Summons that I liked so much with the Angels.

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>>258247539
Platinum has a way with that kind of charm. It's like how Jack is such a stereotypical overmuscled tough guy sex machine action hero, if he were any less so he'd be as bland and dislikeable as every shaved head terrorist-shooting action guy. But he's indescribably violent, rides a kickass bike, slaps women when they're out of line, foulmouthed as all tittyshitting niggercunting fuck, smokes five cartons a day, makes snappy one-liners in inappropriate situations, and to top it all off has a fucking chainsaw for a hand. It's so unbelievably egregious that if you don't love it, you've completely missed the point.
It's the same with Bayonetta, but with sex instead of mass murder. If she were any less sexually charged, most people would just find her distasteful. Gotta love it when characters are constantly trying to push 120% when so many developers are focused on pleasing everyone that so many MC's end up becoming preachy clusterfucks of human rights bullshit in cutscenes while being an unstoppable killing machine in gameplay.

>>258251037
You should hang out with her more anyway.

On a slightly more on/off topic thing, is your 4chanx working?
Because mine's been busted for a while now and I'm not sure why.

I've got greasemonkey 2.1 and 4chanx 3.20.15 on firefox 31.

Anyone got that gif of "U Mad" with the tablet controller?

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>>258251471

I do but I don't want to contribute to console war shitposting, have this one instead.

>>258251760

I don't have it saved, post then delete if you must

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>>258247614
>Short haired bayo doujins when?

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>>258251994

No anon, shitposting is bad.

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>>258252362

>tfw you can't enjoy porn of a character you like because most of it is OOC as fuck

My girlfriend loves Bayonetta. She says she's a badass and enjoys the game. She can even do Dodge Offset properly now!

The women who call Bayonetta a male sexual fantasy are just jealous, it's clearly a female power fantasy. Luka is the weak female following confident strong Bayonetta around.

>>258252634

Didn't Kamiya make sure tha Bayo doujins had her as dom?

>>258253126
>My girlfriend loves Bayonetta.
I've always wondered what a age 18-30 woman would think of Bayonetta. It's an easy title to call sexism on, but I always disagreed and thought that a woman would love to play Bayonetta or at the very least would be able to get behind Bayo as a character.
Especially since bayo feels "in control" of the fanservice know what I mean? Like she's allowing the camera to get those shots.

>>258253998
No.

>>258253998
No, he was merely annoyed that she wasn't.

>>258249865
Bob, why the fuck are you here?
No one likes you or your shit opinions. And certainly, not your shitty book.

>>258254025
Bayonetta is very sexual obviously, but yeah she's in control. My gril isn't very sexual but likes how Bayonetta is the most dominant character in the game and does what she wants without being full retard like a lot of male protagonists. Gf doesn't like how Bayonetta just took Rodin calling her "baby" after a certain secret boss though.

>>258254319
>does what she wants without being full retard like a lot of male protagonists
Yeah, she's clearly in control of the whole fucking situation from the beginning. Feels a lot like Dante in DMC4. Only time where she was at any kind of disadvantage was when Balder pulls his shit.

And Rodin is "black", he's gonna call everyone baby.

>>258254319

Rodin can fuck around with Bayonetta because he's very fucking strong too, otherwise he wouldn't.
And still he treats her with respect, all things considered.

>>258249637
I feel like I would have preferred these, honestly.

>>258254714
>Only time where she was at any kind of disadvantage was when Balder pulls his shit.
Jeanne outplayed her a lot of times, too, like with the stealing of the amulet/watch-thing.

>>258254714
She calls Balder "Bowie" :3

>>258254780
Rodin is super strong, but Bayonetta is stronger. He shouldn't talk back after he gets his shit pushed in.

>>258255828
>shouldn't talk back
What? You saying you don't shit talk your friends when you hang out with them?
That Rodin fight wasn't the two of them actually trying to kill each other or anything.

i love bayonetta because the game is completely insane without going full LOOK HOW WACKY AND CUHRAZY THIS IS

like, the opening scene where you're in a mass brawl with angels and the camera pans out and you're in fact on a falling clock tower - Bayo just accepts how bonkers her game is without questioning it or going all meta or anything

it's like the game isn't about 'having fun' Saints Row style, it's about 'accepting and enjoying the stylish spectacle of madness'

shit i'm too high to put this feel into words

>>258256131
>I gotta hand it to you. You sure let me have my fun. I never thought a girl would beat my ass so hard. But I gotta admit, I kinda liked it. You win... This time, baby.

Rodin is a double nigger, he lost and he should show more respect and sell more guns

>>258247053
Everything is a male fantasy because of the patriarchy of male dominated society.
There are no female fantasies because women are too pure to have such thoughts.

Only a guy could come up with such disturbing and problematic character design.
Wish such a round tight ass showing through skin tight hair.
With those grotesque sexual poses and lewd expressions.
Nothing but a fantasy for 13 year old boys, how disturbing that they are initiated into rape culture so young, their entire life will be forever ruined by Bayonetta, they will crave that ass, they will dream of that ass.
This is how rape culture spreads.
One ass at a time.

Cause that ass got mass.

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Am I the only one who prefers Bayonetta's new design over her previous one?

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>>258256650
>Only a guy could come up with such disturbing and problematic character design.

Yup...

>>258256807
Fuck no. Everyone knows short hair a best

>>258256807

No, I like the new design, too.

>that nose
no thanks

>>258256886
damn this internal misogyny. how did the patriarchy coerce her into drawing such a problematic character design? so triggering

>>258248525
I hope you're not implying that Samus "SHE BLOW SHIT UP AND DON'T NEED NO MAN" Aran is the best.

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>>258256807

>not liking short hair Bayo

I mean, I love the old Bayo, her beehive was very iconic and all, but the short hair change was just perfect, if there was one thing that would have made Bayo more attractive to me was changing her hairstyle to short, and the worst thing is I never expected it, at all. When they revealed her new design on this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgawAeDp39Y I almost came. Perfect.

>>258256807
I like the short hair, but I'm not digging those weird earrings. That's my only complaint, though, so I still say the new design is great.

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>>258256807
I like both the same.
Best is "casual" Bayo1 though

>>258256886
Then she's just a poor victim of the patriarchy that has internalzied sexism, somehow the male perversion is so big they managed to infect her pure female mind, now she can think of nothing but tight butts and asses, they perverted her and taught her to crave those asses like if she was a guy. Now she thinks of grabbing those butts and feeling them all up.

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>>258256807
I like both.

>>258245187
>That skin showing up

Hot damn.

>>258257469

This aroused me.

>Mari Shimazaki will never grab your butt and feel it all up

>>258245982
She can be my Madam any time.

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>>258251471
I do

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Better female protag coming through

She counts

>>258258350

Thanks!