I think it's because of the glasses. The glasses is definitely it.
Oh and also the fact that her game is one of the best action games ever made.
>some beta overweight american on the thumbnail
>PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN GEEK
already closed the tab, no thank you.
But Bayonetta is designed by a woman and there are plenty of women on the team, so they can't really say that.
Am I really to believe that EVERYTHING is a male fantasy? What even IS a female fantasy, then?
She's overkill in such a way that it wraps around to being endearing.
I don't even want to
hold her handor anything and I still really like her, which is rare with vidya women.
In addition to this she's also in a fun game.
I hope we got some doujins with classy bayo
>main character is a powerful muscular man
>Male power fantasy!
>main character is a powerful sexy woman
>Male sexual fantasy!
>main character is a powerful muscular woman
>Male power fantasy that misrepresents women as needing to emulate men in order to be strong!
>main character is an average-looking woman with an average body type
>no one buys it
Welp, fuck 'em. Apparently male fantasy is what sells.
Hah, okay, Anon. Time for your diaper change.
I think it's from the 2nd chapter in the game, some german nintendrone (not nintendomination guy, another one) uploaded a video of it, got an early copy or something, there's also the whole chapter 3 from Games com. I haven't watched that one because I don't want to spoil the game any further, I'm a lready considerably hyped.
>Best female protagonist
>nothing but fetish fuel
This is what models do on a catwalk. One foot directly in front of the other, centered on their body, walking with their hips. In that webm, Bayonetta is all-out crossing her legs with every step. Maybe the animators of the game should watch a fashion show.
>implying Bayonetta fans and Metroid fans can't get along
At any rate, ZZS in Smash 4 is basically blonde Bayonetta.
Spoiler that shit anon.
They're just video games. Who the hell gets attracted to pixels?
Beauty and looks are secondary to personality to me.
Strangely enough, a good personality in a woman is even more rare than good looks.
And I literally live in the 10th most obese city in the nation.
Are you implying Zoey is anything but qt as fuck and completely perfect?
They are all hideous, yes, especially the Metroid one because the helmet looks so fucking retarded.
Peach costume is a close second though.
>inb4 dat ass
If you want ass get the Umbran Queen costume, it has even more ass
>instead of insulting others' opinions.
Your average centerfold for playboy is airbrushed/photoshopped.
The average covermodel is photoshopped.
The average released photo of a celebrity is digitally altered. On some level, it's no longer the celebrity, but the art of the person modifying it.
I like them, it's a different sight compared to the angels, I welcome variety.
They kind of look like the MP Evas, with a clear "bayonized" design around it, and I also really dig the weapons they wield.
>tfw you know a conventionally attractive bro-tier girl but just plain aren't sexually attracted to her
Sometimes you just wanna punch yourself in the dick until it cooperates with your brain.
Dang that's not bad at all, and I generally hate "redheads" in the context of gaming.
Taste is different and that is a good thing, not blaming you.
It´s just that they remind me too much of W101 designs somehow or of the summons in XIII.
They also don´t have the uniform design with the bigger Bayo Demon Summons that I liked so much with the Angels.
Platinum has a way with that kind of charm. It's like how Jack is such a stereotypical overmuscled tough guy sex machine action hero, if he were any less so he'd be as bland and dislikeable as every shaved head terrorist-shooting action guy. But he's indescribably violent, rides a kickass bike, slaps women when they're out of line, foulmouthed as all tittyshitting niggercunting fuck, smokes five cartons a day, makes snappy one-liners in inappropriate situations, and to top it all off has a fucking chainsaw for a hand. It's so unbelievably egregious that if you don't love it, you've completely missed the point.
It's the same with Bayonetta, but with sex instead of mass murder. If she were any less sexually charged, most people would just find her distasteful. Gotta love it when characters are constantly trying to push 120% when so many developers are focused on pleasing everyone that so many MC's end up becoming preachy clusterfucks of human rights bullshit in cutscenes while being an unstoppable killing machine in gameplay.
You should hang out with her more anyway.
On a slightly more on/off topic thing, is your 4chanx working?
Because mine's been busted for a while now and I'm not sure why.
I've got greasemonkey 2.1 and 4chanx 3.20.15 on firefox 31.
I do but I don't want to contribute to console war shitposting, have this one instead.
>tfw you can't enjoy porn of a character you like because most of it is OOC as fuck
My girlfriend loves Bayonetta. She says she's a badass and enjoys the game. She can even do Dodge Offset properly now!
The women who call Bayonetta a male sexual fantasy are just jealous, it's clearly a female power fantasy. Luka is the weak female following confident strong Bayonetta around.
>My girlfriend loves Bayonetta.
I've always wondered what a age 18-30 woman would think of Bayonetta. It's an easy title to call sexism on, but I always disagreed and thought that a woman would love to play Bayonetta or at the very least would be able to get behind Bayo as a character.
Especially since bayo feels "in control" of the fanservice know what I mean? Like she's allowing the camera to get those shots.
Bayonetta is very sexual obviously, but yeah she's in control. My gril isn't very sexual but likes how Bayonetta is the most dominant character in the game and does what she wants without being full retard like a lot of male protagonists. Gf doesn't like how Bayonetta just took Rodin calling her "baby" after a certain secret boss though.
>does what she wants without being full retard like a lot of male protagonists
Yeah, she's clearly in control of the whole fucking situation from the beginning. Feels a lot like Dante in DMC4. Only time where she was at any kind of disadvantage was when Balder pulls his shit.
And Rodin is "black", he's gonna call everyone baby.
>Only time where she was at any kind of disadvantage was when Balder pulls his shit.
Jeanne outplayed her a lot of times, too, like with the stealing of the amulet/watch-thing.
>shouldn't talk back
What? You saying you don't shit talk your friends when you hang out with them?
That Rodin fight wasn't the two of them actually trying to kill each other or anything.
i love bayonetta because the game is completely insane without going full LOOK HOW WACKY AND CUHRAZY THIS IS
like, the opening scene where you're in a mass brawl with angels and the camera pans out and you're in fact on a falling clock tower - Bayo just accepts how bonkers her game is without questioning it or going all meta or anything
it's like the game isn't about 'having fun' Saints Row style, it's about 'accepting and enjoying the stylish spectacle of madness'
shit i'm too high to put this feel into words
>I gotta hand it to you. You sure let me have my fun. I never thought a girl would beat my ass so hard. But I gotta admit, I kinda liked it. You win... This time, baby.
Rodin is a double nigger, he lost and he should show more respect and sell more guns
Everything is a male fantasy because of the patriarchy of male dominated society.
There are no female fantasies because women are too pure to have such thoughts.
Only a guy could come up with such disturbing and problematic character design.
Wish such a round tight ass showing through skin tight hair.
With those grotesque sexual poses and lewd expressions.
Nothing but a fantasy for 13 year old boys, how disturbing that they are initiated into rape culture so young, their entire life will be forever ruined by Bayonetta, they will crave that ass, they will dream of that ass.
This is how rape culture spreads.
One ass at a time.
Am I the only one who prefers Bayonetta's new design over her previous one?
>Only a guy could come up with such disturbing and problematic character design.
>not liking short hair Bayo
I mean, I love the old Bayo, her beehive was very iconic and all, but the short hair change was just perfect, if there was one thing that would have made Bayo more attractive to me was changing her hairstyle to short, and the worst thing is I never expected it, at all. When they revealed her new design on this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgawAeDp39Y I almost came. Perfect.
I like both the same.
Best is "casual" Bayo1 though
Then she's just a poor victim of the patriarchy that has internalzied sexism, somehow the male perversion is so big they managed to infect her pure female mind, now she can think of nothing but tight butts and asses, they perverted her and taught her to crave those asses like if she was a guy. Now she thinks of grabbing those butts and feeling them all up.