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FINALLY, FINALLY A GAME WHERE I CAN ROMANCE A MILF I DID IT!

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FINALLY, FINALLY A GAME WHERE I CAN ROMANCE A MILF

I DID IT! I FINALLY ROMANCED A MILF (in a JRPG)!

I FEEL SO LIBERATED /v/!!
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>>258168056
>FINALLY
>jrpg

You can romance milfs in most japanese things.
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She's not real nor will she ever be.
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>>258168056
Why do I always look like a faggot no matter what I wear.
This game is fun holy shit
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I didn't know Akiba's Trip was a JRPG.
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>you will never have a milf gf
>older women will never be after you for anything but a temporary meal ticket or financial safety
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Huh which game?
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best ending
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>>258168056
>8056?>>258168151 >>258168324
>FINALLY, FINALLY A GAME WHERE I CAN ROMA

Explain.
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>>258168151
>You can romance milfs in most japanese things.
Not in JRPGs
You can barely do it in VNs, even hentai ones. It's always the "Uguu~ Moe-desu Baka!" teen girls that get it.

MILFs never receive love
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>>258168396

I was about to say "comfy" but then

>those fucking headphones.
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Anyone have this on the vita?
Does it run like shit? Thinking about getting it for the PS TRIPPLE
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>>258168562

Most teacher in eroge are sub-30, so they are more cakes than milfs. I can safely say milfs are nowhere near as many as cakes.
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>long day at work
>get off and shitpost for a bit
>about to go to bed
>milf thread

Dammit OP
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I swear to god /v/ I'm gonna look up gameplay of this game in a second and if its the same moe desu ka bullshit that you fuckers jerk off to all the time im gonna fucking kill you
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>>258168396
>tfw get Shion end
>tfw I realized I'd be leaving her behind
>tfw post-credit touching scene with Nana telling me I'm the best brother ever and we'll always be together
Remember, Nana ending is always canon
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>>258168893

Cry about it.
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>>258168381
>You are nearing your 30's
>You will now never have a MILF gf that is older than you, unless you want to date menopause
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>>258168562
Rune factory is the worst offender.
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>look for info
>Shion
>26 years old
>26
>Twenty
>Six

She's a cake.
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>>258169205

He said it's a tradition he'd keep doing in his games. At least he's an honest asshole in that respect.
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>>258168893


>look up gameplay
>faggot walking around with a guitar on his back for some reason
>some fags taking pictures of some idol dancing on the street
>goes up to a girl and talks to her
>"Okay this seems boring so far what gives"
>SUDDENLY FIGHT
>HITS THE GIRL IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A GUITAR LIKE HIS NAME WAS FUCKING EL KABONG
>GRABS HER SKIRT AND RIPS IT THE FUCK OFF OF HER
>SUDDENLY ANOTHER GUY COMES UP AND RIPS THE SHIRT OFF OF THE PC
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
OKAY

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IT WASN'T THIS
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Is there a JRPG where you can have a husbando that's not some skinny twink or morenatsu furry yiffy shit?
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>>258169150
>the christmas cakes you had fantasies about are now younger than you
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>>258168056
wait. you can romance a milf? in xseed's new ps4 game?

this is important
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>>258169280

I don't think there's any bara jrpg, no. Enchanted Arms has a few gay characters.
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>>258169280
Nier or demon/dark soul, DD
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>>258168381
>>258169150
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>>258168893
>I swear to god /v/ I'm gonna look up gameplay of this game in a second and if its the same moe desu ka bullshit that you fuckers jerk off to all the time im gonna fucking kill you
It's an entire game mocking anime and otaku culture and has a Yakuza-like (kinda) rendition of Akihabara

>game takes place in anime-central
>involves nerds as main characters
>not expecting moe to exist
Really?

>>258168686
>Does it run like shit? Thinking about getting it for the PS TRIPPLE
It's better on the Vita, I'd say. It runs perfectly and looks gorgeous.

On a PS3 you expect more, like a Yakuza title. I doubt the setting is more detailed than it is on the Vita. On the Vita you're more forgiving of that one jpg behind the nearby storehouse window doors that is clearly taken from the net, whereas on the PS3 you would expect the interior to be fully rendered like the rest of the game is.

It's like the mix between PS2 and PS3, but cell-shaded to look good.

Other than that, it's the exact same thing. Runs smooth and is fun
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>>258169375

See >>258169216

>A Christmas Cake in Japan is a woman past the age of 25 (after 25th December those cakes are left unsold for obvious reason).

They're common in japanese media, whether it's moeshit like Lucky Star or anything else, like manga and hentai.
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>>258169629
>4 years older than me
o-oh.
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>>258168178
>She's not real nor will she ever be.
WHY U GOTTA DO ME LIKE DAT
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>walking around in game
>recognize a lot of the stores from my trip to japan
>all them club segas
>softmap theme playing in stores
>super potato
>see the sex shop where I bought an onahole
>can go into to it
>girl working there tells me to get out

I just wanted to see the vast selection of onaholes/fleshlights/dildos and vibrators one more time.
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>>258169728
>2 years younger than me
o-oh...
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>>258169205
>You say you like older women like us, anon. Oh my, you're such a flatterer. Teehee~

Damn it. Shino is more interesting than Sakuya but she's too old, Monica is more interesting than Shara but she's too young, and both Karina and Hazel are great. What a game.
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>>258168324
>Why do I always look like a faggot no matter what I wear.
Because you are playing a rabid otaku who literally got turned into a vampire because he decided to go for a job interview that would "pay in rare collectible figures"

It's in-character to look like that
>you are not alone

>>258168348
>I didn't know Akiba's Trip was a JRPG.
You have dialogue options, multiple endings/routes, you level up, you can make random encounters by shoving people, you gain new equipment and armor and weapons via fights and purchases, etc.

Yeah, it's a JRPG

>>258168396
>not best girl
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>>258168381
>>258169150
>>258169285
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>>258168735
>>258169216
>>258169629
I bet you are the same anons who argue the "Wyvern vs Dragon" debate, aren't you?

Point is it's a mature woman who's so set and stacked and "mature" that she fits the MILF profile more than the cake profile.

STOP TRYING TO TAKE THIS FROM ME
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>>258170031
>I just wanted to see the vast selection of onaholes/fleshlights/dildos and vibrators one more time.
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>>258168392
Akiba's Trip 2/Undead & Undressed
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>>258169390
>>258169406
And you can be with them?

>>258168562
I hate this.
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>>258169258
Yeah, an honest asshole is always better than a dishonest one.
But god damn.
I wish he'd just stop doing it.
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>>258170985
You would say the same thing if you were there.

It was like the bean section in a Mexican grocery store, but with 3 floors of sex toys
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>>258169205
Those delicious MILFs that will never be yours.
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>>258170830

I am liking what I'm seeing, but the point is a milf doesn't look like that, and imo it doesn't look better than Shion.
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>>258171269
>And you can be with them?
Well...no, but they do make great husbandos

Sorry, DILF lovers, but you've got it even worse than MILF lovers
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>>258171275
He'd probably stop with milfs altogether, and milfs you can't have are better than none at all.
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>>258168056
>"MILF"
>She is 26
>I'm 30
>"Cakes" and "MILFs" are starting to be younger than me

It's an abstract feeling.
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There is a fine, fine line between christmas cake and MILF and I really doubt crab crosses it.

That said good taste OP. She's easily the second best girl.
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>>258171431
>It was like the bean section in a Mexican grocery store, but with 3 floors of sex toys
I know understand your feel, and I take it as my own
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>>258169265

Did you like it?
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>>258171683
>30 on /v/
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>>258171564
>I am liking what I'm seeing, but the point is a milf doesn't look like that, and imo it doesn't look better than Shion.
I agree with that last part, but I'll have to agree to disagree with the first part.

The primary difference between the MILF type and the Cake type (aside from the obvious) is the persona.
Cakes act adorably desperate.
MILFs act coy.

Cakes
>flustered at the mention of their age or relationships

MILFs
>Ara Ara~
>Haaan~
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>>258172052

Nigga you are here forever.

FOREVER
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>>258172052
Dude look in the thread. At least two other people have admitted to being around the same age.

It's 2014, man. Time isn't stopping any time soon
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>>258171686
>second best girl.
Nigga WHAT
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>>258172052

I'm 26 and I don't plan on leaving any time soon.

You guys are all fuckers but you're ENTERTAINING fuckers, and that's more than enough for me.
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>>258172371

Sorry faggot but as much as I like christmas cakes my true love will always be childhood friends.
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>>258172171
what about milf cakes? what do those say
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>>258172171

Ara ara must be one of the most overrated shitty tropes in all of the universe.
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>tfw realizing the much older 2D girls I fantasized about when I was 12 are now 6 years younger than me
>tfw realizing that while I'm starting to learn to love Christmas Cakes, I'm already catching up to them
>tfw realizing I'm going to either grow up to fetishize 2D old grandmas or be a 40 year old fapping to lolis
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>>258172493

Nigga, a good ara ara is hard to come by and never gets any love in comparison to the generic as fuck moeblobs everybody wants to jerk it to most days.
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>>258171587
Oh well.

>>258169205
I kind of wish RF was on PC to change this...
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>never had a mother figure in my life, she neglected her kids and stole $50,000 from the family, no one respected her, and for good reason.
>notice I'm getting attracted to milfs more and more
>It's almost rarely a sexual experience thing
>Wish she would take care of you or do nice things for you
W-was Freud right?
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>>258172770
So that could be modded?
It would take hard work to create a whole romance route, but people have done more stuff before for mods so maybe.
I'd buy it if it was on PC regardless.
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>>258172449
>childhood friends

>calls the tsundere a bitch after her first "B-BAKA" line
>actively wants you to get in shape
>is willing to put up with an 18hr marathon of a Sailor Moon rip-off just for you
>ALWAYS ready to beat an ass
>literally beats asses with her kicks
>jogging outfit
>Calls out the villain for being a shit

Tohko is the best
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>>258172618
This. It's getting hard to justify being attracted to the Persona 5 gals when you're no longer in high school.
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>>258173053

I don't think so. I'm into older ladies, but I don't want to be taken care of.
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>>258173294
Fuck, I meant Persona 4.
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This guy barely does anything more than act snarky and he's already better than Junpei or "MUH SAKI SENPAI"

Also, he beats vampires with a big moe figure.
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>>258172052
Dude, I'm 53 years old and am on /v/.
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>>258173518

Gramps pls leave we're discussing our japanese cartoons you wouldn't understand.
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>>258173518
You expect that to be any less sad?
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>>258168056
>There will never be a JRPG where I can romance a shota
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>>258172618
>>258173294
>Like a female character who was the same age as you at the time the game was released
>Many years later
>Think of how that character would look and change as they grew up and would still match your age
>Consider how all characters who are now many years younger than you would look when they're at your current age
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>>258172478
>what about milf cakes? what do those say

>What?! I-I'm not that old!
>*twitchy angry eyebrow* You'd do better to listen to your onee-chan...or else
>*suddenly, smirk* You might have to get punished...
Something like that. I've seen it before, but they're like Big Foot in anime land

>>258172493
>Ara ara must be one of the most overrated shitty tropes in all of the universe.

>he doesn't know about the Ara Ara~
How can your dick not spring up at a well done Ara Ara~?
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>>258173518

Shit grandpa how'd you end up here?
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Let's get this shit started.

Older sister>childhood friend>christmas cake>"one of the guys" (assuming they don't overlap with the previous three)>little sister>MILF>loli>whatever I'm forgetting
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>>258173972
My son told me about it.
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Is Akiba's Trip Plus worth playing?
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>>258173053
>W-was Freud right?

Short answer: No
Long answer: The "mother" traits we unintentionally look for are just part of being a good person and good loved one.
>Understanding
>Firm but fair
>Compassionate
>Kind
>Isn't quick to argue
>Doesn't manipulate
>Has some wisdom to offer
>Has internal/willful strength
>Has some level of physical strength
>Knows and understands LOVE
>Willing to take care of you when you need them
>Doting to a reasonable extent
>Can hold her own in a real debate/arguement
>Doesn't take forever to apologize

Freud would say these traits are tied with motherhood. They are, but they are also universally tied with fucking EVERYTHING we want in those around us.

So, no.

...Oh, and the "big tits, plump ass" thing is a cultural imperative ingrained in us since childhood just like McDonald's commercials.

It is pretty much proven, however, that our desire for a shapely woman with HIPS (you know the kind) is tied with the "genetic imperative" aspect of our more primal nature as a species.

So, again: No, Freud was not correct on this. You do not want to fuck your mom
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>>258173876
Anyone have that pic of the Asian Female age cycle?

It starts out with a cutie Japanese girl who stays a cutie well into motherhood until she hits 40 and then BAM
old woman with a hunch back

Basically that's how I view such quandaries.
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>>258173797
L-L-L-LEWD
so..so lewd...hng
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>>258173053
I like older women, but I don't want to be "taken care of" in a motherly sense. I'm usually drawn to them more compared to women my age. They're not all bad of course, and I don't like generalizing, but I've met a lot who I'd never put up with in a long term relationship.

I like older men too, but for different reasons.

>>258171216
How long is this game?
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>>258174323
no
Even if it was translated I wouldn't play it because now that I have a Vita I'm safe from the Claw
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>wanting a milf
how many of you actually been with one? not great. They have issues with the baby-daddy, they act desperate and are obviously willing to trade up as fast as possible,looking for money, and they let themselves go because they've got body image issues and are sexuallky burned out.

And the sex? sex with a milf vs a non-milf is like the difference between wearing old beat up used shoes been on feet you don't know and slipping on a pair of unused or very slightly worn shoes.

Seriously, the fantasy is better than the reality.

And in a japanese game more implied desire and awkwardness than relationship.

Lemme guess, you work your way into her heart very very very very very slowly, then some shit happens, and you suddenly get a chance to be supportive, subtle hand touch, or "you are so dependable, anon-kun-san-wa-desu-chan", then a shamefur dispray emoshuuuuuuun, some rain or some shit, shared umbrella or some godawful crap...

these things are a fucking tease, never anything, just implied shit and shamefur disprays every where.

The fuck was my original point? Fucking milfs man, enjoy that used spunk-pocket.
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>>258171216

>SAMPLE

okay I get why everything online has this, but why the fuck does nobody ever upload scans for these things without these terrible watermarks?
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>>258174791
>How long is this game?
Long, dude. Very long.
See, I got this game three days ago. I played only the story missions and sister-side missions (disregarding all other side missions which each have their own fun dialogue and stuff) and did five-six hour play sessions.

My first playthrough was about 15-20hrs. No grinding (not needed either).
There are 5 endings, each route diverging in the latter quarter.

Basically, it's well worth the price and had a ton of re-playability.

Makes sense since it's from the same people who made Way of the Samurai.
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>>258175147

Jesus christ Tohko's Tohkos are ridonkulous.
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>>258174937
>baby-daddy
If you're using this phrase then you've been with the wrong kind of MILF...
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>>258175231
Second biggest rack in the game. Also
>spats
MUH
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>>258175231

I remember before this game came out I kept seeing that image with all the strip portraits and I decided she was my favorite aesthetically, and holy hell did it feel good to realize she was my favorite personality-wise too. You have no idea how rarely that happens in vidya for me.
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>>258174757
Pedro, please.
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>>258174937

Many of us have never fucked a real girl and don't ever want to.
We just want to interact with cute digital milfs and masturbate.
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>>258174937
>Seriously, the fantasy is better than the reality.
Well, yeah. We're talking about adult women, here. That's a given.

>Lemme guess, you work your way into her heart very very very very very slowly, then some shit happens, and you suddenly get a chance to be supportive, subtle hand touch, or "you are so dependable, anon-kun-san-wa-desu-chan", then a shamefur dispray emoshuuuuuuun, some rain or some shit, shared umbrella or some godawful crap...
Nope

It's actually in line with the narrative and doesn't come off as UGUU~ bullshit.

>Fucking milfs man, enjoy that used spunk-pocket.

>Not enjoying the idea of making her beg for your cock
Dominating a MILF is the ultimate form of domination. Your dick is in competition with all the other dicks she's had. It's easy to make a virgin remember you. Making an experienced woman gag for you? Now that's a fun fantasy with a challenging element
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>>258174273
your son is a good guy
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Probably buy this one it comes out for Europe. Its the only way I can get someone to tell me they love me.

Vita or PS3?
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>>258168562

>want to bang Dr. Chakwas
>lol no you can romance the blue things or fuck some dudes though

BIOWARE WHY
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>>258175926
PS3. Actually has games
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>>258175759
>Many of us have never fucked a real girl
That's likely
>and don't ever want to.
I wouldn't go that far.
>We just want to interact with cute digital milfs and masturbate.
Exactly.

A 2D can't bring you up on false rape charges because she felt like it.
No one listens to the cries of raped 2D women...
It's like raping a mute
they scream like fish
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>>258175926
>supporting NISA

just import the US version, anon.

Also they're basically the same, it depends on how much being able to play it on a TV or being able to play it on the go matters to you.
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>>258174273
your son sounds like a newfag
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>>258168562
Nurse gives you a BJ at least
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>>258172052
I recall an /v/-anon in his fucking 80s doing a Q&A here.
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>>258169285
at least there are some cute single mothers with cute littler girls around your age
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>>258175926
>Its the only way I can get someone to tell me they love me.
I-I love you
you faggot
baka
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>>258176126
Then she fucks off to Africa to get Ebola
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>>258176126
Explain.
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>>258176679
Max her route. You'll see
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>>258176007
It's probably safe to assume he has both systems, Anon.
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I like the Yakuza games, will I like Akiba's Trip 2/Undead & Undressed?
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>>258176859
If you're a weeaboo then yes you'll love it
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>>258174937

We're talking about 3D you goof.
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>>258168562

Otakus love moe girlfriends because "muh virtual relationships" replacing any semblance of a real relationships.
And they like em' dumb and 'cute.'

Weekly reminder, it's not the west ruining anime and dating sims, it's Japan's Otaku culture at fault.
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>>258177517
You're silly.
Of course Japan influences the Japanese market the most. Like who'd consider it otherwise.
QQ all you want though.
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>>258177792

Tell that to /a/ and /jp/ nigger.
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>>258177517
And what do you intend to do about it, take it away from then? Know know full well how fucking insane these chucklefucks get if you mess with their fantasy shit. Do you want them coming to your front door with a crowbar?
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>>258178060

Fuck no, it's a form of modern natural selection.
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>>258177974
They're not that retarded either.
Seriously where did you ever get the idea that the west influenced VN and games from Japan more than Japan?
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>Successor to the Akiba Shinken
You are already stripped.
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>>258168562
What game is that catgirl from and is she actually romanceable?
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>>258173518
Post proof please.
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>>258179097
I love the move references in the game
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>>258179175
>What game is that catgirl from and is she actually romanceable?
Senran Kagura, and not only is she not a real cat girl, she's also not romancable.
No one on that list is, ironically
It's just metaphorical for the character types in JRPGs
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Guys

Soon I will be older than the Christmas Cake.

Does this mean I become Christmas Cake?
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>>258178469

Holy shit that picture is hilarious.

>Reverse image search
>Shindol

Whelp, now I know what I'm doing tonight.
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>>258179871
Is it laundry?
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>>258179820
Ouch.
I don't know man.
The appeal of the older girls is that they are older.
I guess you need to upgrade from MILF to GMILF
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>>258172052
A year and a half left till I am.

tfw some bitch stole my chance of becoming a wizard.
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>>258180206
It's ok, though. I get older, but lolis stay the same age.
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>>258173797
oh I am sure there is.

Check VNDB.
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>>258175147
Alright, so are the male undress scenes real? Are they in the game?
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>>258169205
God dammit don't fucking remind me. Rune Factory 4 was just criminal. All the girls you could romance were just mid tier yet all the milfs and cakes were fucking 9 and 10s. COULDN"T ROMANCE A ONE!!!!
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>http://paulsemel.com/akibas-trip-undead-and-undressed-review/

Along with its moral, social, ethical, and logical problems, Akiba’s Trip: Undead And Undressed also has a number of technical issues that make it less than fun

0/10
this game is disaster
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>>258180558
All that mad because of the politically incorrect.
But it's so immoral, think of the children please.
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>>258180383
Yeah, but only for the boss fights.
Once you defeat them you can unlock the CGs (and character models) to use in your NG+ playthroughs.

It's fun
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>>258168056
Where can I see all the romancable girls? I might get the game if someone sticks out
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>tfw I lost my virginity to a milf I worked with
>tfw it could of been my ex but she was to scared to have sex
>tfw she probably is fucking some guy now
The milf was nice and all but I didnt love her I wanted to lose my virginty to my ex in a loving matter not just in a car like I did.
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>>258180558
Haven't played the game yet, but I'm considering not reading any reviews anymore. Gameinformer does okay sometimes, but most review articles are garbage quality.

>>258180679
Alright. I hope the content's all the same. I want to play this on the Vita instead of the PS3.
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>>258180745
see
>>258175147
All four are romancable with unique routes and endings.

You also have a little sister ending you can get if you do all her side quests, which are worth it.
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>>258180959
Literally the exact same thing. I know.
I own both copies
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>>258180558
>In Akiba’s Trip: Undead And Undressed, your main goal is to tear people’s clothes off. But while this is done under the guise that you’re destroying bad, vampire-like super humans, let’s not kid ourselves: this is a game about sexually assaulting people. Which is why I, in good conscience, cannot recommend anyone buy this game.

It's like I actually clicked a Kotaku article. I wasn't interested in this but now I am, it's Senran Kagura all over again.
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>>258168562
Are you that fag that shitposts with the Build Fighters milf?

if so kill yourself
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>>258181835
>Are you that fag that shitposts
only on /b/ and /pol/
>with the Build Fighters milf?
What?
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>>258174757
pedro prfvr
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>>258174757
Sorry I don't speak landscaper
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>>258168056

MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck MILF stands for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
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>>258182576
thanks captain obvious. it's only been pointed out several times already in this thread.
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>>258180901
why didn't you do both anon
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>>258182576
What is that pic and is it from anything?
Google does nothing
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>>258180901
...You're killing me here anon. And I was having a pretty good night too.
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>>258168056
Ruga, do you know what fucking time it is? It's too late for your shit, that's for sure.
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>>258183686
I'm with this guy, sauce on that
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>>258180558
This game seems like fun
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>>258182576
sauce
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>>258168381
For some reason, the only kind of people that will be attracted to me its either older women, or children who apparently fell in love with me. I never had luck with anyone in my actual fucking age range.
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wait, isn't this game in japanese? is there an english version?
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>>258184516
Is it time?
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It's really too bad this game is a trainwreck in the actual gameplay department. It's 40 bucks, so I wasn't expecting much but still. Shit is bad.
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>>258186248
are there really people getting boners over some neckbeard using anime pictures?
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>>258174640

More truth than ever posted on /v/.
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>>258186207
Based king curtis
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>>258180901

MR. SATURN!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>258186838
>Asian women exist as a giant explosion for ten years of their life
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>>258180901
Don't be a bitch. You got laid, take it for what it is. Doing it for love is great and all but don't put it on a pedestal. It's still just sex. You can at least say you fucked a MILF. Most can never say that.
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>>258168381
Yeah I'm sure you NEETs have a lot to offer.
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>>258180901
>it could of been my ex but she was to scared to have sex
sweet raps bro
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>>258172171

>That feel when you'll never find a girl who tenderly ara aras you

http://www.mangahere.co/manga/freezing/v14/c166/

WHY EVEN LIVE?
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>>258168562
At least its heavily implied that the P4 nursed fuck you a bunch of times. As a masochist and someone who likes older women this shit made my dick hard, but then I found out you couldn't romance her. Fuck everything on this Earth.
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>>258175782
I'm more submissive and even I understand the idea of having them love your cock more than others. Plus depending on how adventurous the woman is it can turn out to be better going for older ones. (In regards to fetishes...Or maybe its just me being into BDSM as the M not the S.)

Point is also that an emotional connection with a mature woman who ain't desperate and would want to spend a night at home watching T.V. rather than clubbing is always better.
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>>258178469
>Wow, I'm glad to see that Japanese manga artists are progressive enough to show an old African American otaku
>See girl's face on his shirt
>ShindoL
Oh no...
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>>258174273
>My son
phew and here I was worried that a 53 year old man is browsing /v/ and has almost nothing in our lives apart from vidya and anime
I'd kill myself but I don't want to hurt anyone who may still care about me
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>>258173450
It's alright persona 5 will probbly have characters who are still in high school so your point still stands
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