God that crazy look is so sexy it kills me
Yandere is a fucking godsend in a godless world.
>tfw this image is now tainted because of that slut who wanted to fuck her dad in that incest thread
>game with in-depth character creator
>create ideal waifu with the perfect body and personality
>play game as her
realize you really want to be her more than anything
realize you still want to fuck her too
culminates in desperate urge for lesbian selfcest with your own character nobody else knows exists
does anybody else have this problem
>Flat chested Hex Cutie
Jesus fuck yes. Why can't there be more of this version?
I could not help but notice your png was not optimized anon.
I have optimized your png.
Your png is now optimized.
That's my waifu you're talking about OP, but I'll post anyway
Anon from the last Hex Maniac thread here.
I finished that >greentext story if anyone wants to have a read. May be split into two parts or so.
So is this going to be a Hex Maniac/Tharja thread? Because I have hundreds of images of both
You better give me the dirty deets on that one anon
Are you sure?
So I have 1060 Tharja pics and 680 Hex Maniac pics, which should I post more of?
No swirl eyes, no buy.
I would post my waifu, if it wasn't because I don't want to fuck her.
I want to make love to her
I'd say Hex Maniac. I'm not sure which you post more often, though.
Agnes may not be a shit, but Edea is best girl
Imagine her just sitting on your face.
Well I can post either but someone else is posting HM so I guess I'll post Tharja
Yeah guys, but Ringabel though.
It's getting harder ever day.
Hmmmm, that is a pretty long list.
So these three
and that's that. Hope you liked it.
I'd help more, but I'm practicing drawing.
I should do that too but I'm
HM is just the Tomo's Pokemon self-insert, like he she self-inserted herself in Fate.
She even re-imagined herself with bigger tits like usual.
>X/Y Hex Maniac is confirmed to return for OR/AS
>They couldn't bother to add in the witch hat the original R/S Hex Maniac had.
She'd look way cuter in a witch hat.
I am a bit disappointed it's looking to be the exact same model
Yeah, I know
I'm a terrible write-fag too, I don't know why I do it
Sorry, just making sure that everyone is okay with it here.
H-Here I go!
Excuse the poor writing.
Why are girls obsessed with hexes always so erotic?
Her, as well.
Not sure how I'm gonna fuck an android, but I'm sure there's a way.
There aren't very many girls from the Endless Frontier that I wouldn't try to fuck. Even some of the monsters are sexy.
Gourgeist was my nigga in X version, wrekt bitches left and right
Don't do it anon, you have to much to possibly live for
Knowing Tomoko, the Pokemon inside is probably frightened of her sexually molesting it.
All I want in life is for a cute girl to become desperately obsessed with me and stalk me from the shadows while doing everything in her power to get me to love her.
Is that so much to ask for?
The more I think about actually wanting this, the more extremely dangerous situations I can see happening.
>you will never run into a cute, socially-awkward Hex Maniac
>even if you did, you would never be able to take it beyond that one happenstance meeting
>even if you somehow managed a second meeting, there's no chance you could ever make it last long enough to fall in love with her
>or last long enough to confess
>even if you did confess, she'd probably say she doesn't see you "that way"
>even if, despite all odds, you got into a relationship, it would be lucky to last more than a month before your neurotic selfish nature ruined everything anyway
>regardless of how far you get down this list, even if you don't get beyond the first one, you will FOREVER think about the "what could have been"s and that will only make your empty existence even more painful day after day as you inch closer to the grave
Why even live?
She even comes with a radical hype-dog.
I still can't tell if that doujin is supposed to be futa or crossdressing
If one of the many fictional beings that I esteem or love, was real, I would dp the impossible to get his/her affection. I would finally find the motive to better myself. But alas, they don't exist, just bland, boring, unremarkable real persons. It's not worthy.
Sorry, wasn't sure which format would have been better for /v/.
Dunno. Rest of her isn't so bad either.
Shame about her age.
Not only fuck but also impregnate the shit out of her.
>tfw you'll NEVER have your virtual reality A.I. powered waifu love you more than any 3D pig can ever do
>tfw it's because Facebook bought out the Oculus rift
According to her Tumblr, she's only 17.
Why would i sleep with anyone else? I'm not a fucking slut.
First I'd need to find someone to sleep with at all. Or maybe have friends. Or a job at the very least where I potentially could meet some friends.
Oh god I'm so lonely
>that moment when you get charmed by Ahri.
This guy is driving me nuts. Every fucking this type of thread. First guy to respond. Always "I love Reisen!" Jesus fucking Christ.
>implying she would ever take your withered little excuse for a dick or your watered down cum
Filter it then, if it's that frequent.
I wonder if OR/AS will hint at all the love Hex Maniac gets.
I wonder what asshole decided to put that line in
Also batshit crazy.
Does yakui sell milk to you even though she's nowhere near the farm?
Didn't fucking think so.
Main reason: she looks like Tomoko. This, combined with her trainer class and kooky quotes, allows for a lot of inference on the part of the player with regards to who this person is and how they might conduct themselves in a more real environment.
Like with Tomoko, the player sees themselves reflected, but if the player is male they are genderbent. This genderbent version of themselves appeals to them because it's somebody that is similar to them, is neurotic and awkward like them and is likely to need them as much as they need her.
She is not necessarily the idealised mate in that she's usually not depicted as attractive in the conventional sense, but maybe a slightly more realistic* option. It appeals to a fantasy that there is a girl out there that's a lot like you and won't be so critical or judgmental of your lifestyle like everybody else you meet tends to be.
*"more realistic" here is a very relative term. The chances of somebody like her existing are fairly high, but the chances of two shut-ins running into each other and spending enough time together to strike up an engaging conversation is extremely low. Like that pastebin story that was posted previously, the imagined relationships usually start in media res because that conveniently avoids the problem of the first meeting.
Or maybe I'm wrong and that's only the reason why I care.
Apparently this is supposed to be the hex maniac.
I know that, but I'm just saying that's the correlation between her and cow-tits
being christian and turned on by the hex maniac at the same time is such a strange feeling
It feels weird when only "dark"-themed girls seem to get my love.
>Thinking your religion matters to what gives you a boner
I don't understand your post.
The Moo Moo Milk vendors in the past games have been Breeder-class trainers and are often located near a farm. Given that they're breeding Pokémon, it is highly likely that they have lactating Pokémon on-hand, making their possession of milk make sense.
Suddenly, we have a weird girl in a small town nowhere near XY's farm selling milk and most of her trainer class use Pokémon that are dead. It's not a leap to assume that it's her own breast milk. Lactation makes your breasts grow a bit bigger, so cowtits.
You should be in your room reading the bible and thinking about who you're going to marry so you can finally get laid the proper christian way. After all, why are you mourning when the greatest figures of Christianity were single, virgin males. No but seriously I don't get how anyone can live like that, putting padlocks on every desire you have
>you will never have a 4-way with Tharja, Hex Maniac, and Ashley
Damn it all.
Throw in Tomoko, and now we're getting hyper crazy.
>you will never plow Margaret while she laughs and makes fun of you for being a massive loser
Why bother living?
I love me some crazy girls, but sometimes they're too fucking much. It's not even the weird or eccentric kind of crazy, they're just on another wavelength and it's not a good one.
and then there's slavs.
Quiet, quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch!
>be sitting at home
>browsing /v/ wasting my life away
>post png of my waifu
>continue wasting my life
>a miracle happens
>my png gets optimized
>Go to college
>Happy married with children
Thank you for changing my life based png optimizer
Tell me, what do you do with witch waifus?
And what do you fuck and love, apart from witch waifus?
And now for something completely different...
I love this picture so much. Hex's face is just so great.
Good! So, how do we tell whether your witch waifu is made of pillows?
Aaah, but can you not also make forts out of unboxing thread boxes?
Do pillows sink in water?