>Earthbound meets Yume Nikki starring Christian Weston Ch

>>257927067
what

>>257927067
>Dad died
>House burned down
>In tens of thousands of dollars in debt
>Only wants a girl to date

>People online still troll him because he made a racist comment years ago and he made a shitty fanfic comic

Yeah he is the evil one

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>>257927847
Nobody's been actively trolling Chris ever since Bob died.

But he's still paranoid enough to think everyone's after him.

There is no doubt in my mind this is going to be GOTY 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDd6H4oYQDU
>Dark Skies starts playing
Every time.

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>>257928062
>that perfect stock photo to represent B-Manajerk

Beautiful.

>>257928047
Someone from the Cwcki forums threw a milkshake at him in the mall just last month

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>we'll never know what this means

>>257928295
I'm really surprised at how well done it is. I wonder how Chris will react once the game is finished.

>>257928534
[citation needed]

>>257928667
You don't have to tell Sonichu twice.

But if it was the Stone Age, you would have to.

>CWC is part of internet royalty
>needs to get money from this

think the guy deserves something from the years of shit he got.

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>>257929442
He's been selling drawings and autographed photos on eBay.

Then using the money to buy Legos.

Is the voice over Chris's actual voice? Because it's kinda fucking hilarious.

Also, I fuckin' lost it at that Sanic mug... thing.

>>257929679

Is there anybody in his family that can be trusted with money? like even to get rid of debt

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>>257930162
Bob was good with money. It's no coincidence things have been getting worse and worse for the Chandlers ever since he died.

>>257930049
Yes, that's Chris' actual voice. In fact, almost all of Chris' dialogue in the game consists of real quotes.

And that thing is the Sonic Totem, a leftover from Chris' high school art class. It longs for death. It may or may not have been destroyed in the fire, but I hope not.

>>257930405
>And that thing is the Sonic Totem, a leftover from Chris' high school art class. It longs for death. It may or may not have been destroyed in the fire, but I hope not.
It's made of paper mache, so there's a 100% chance it did.

>>257930601
Ya a 100% chance it caused the fire

>>257930601
Ithought I heard his room wasn't that bad off so it might have survived.

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this shit is REALLY well made.

WTF

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>mfw that sickly, pale, purple colour his skin has turned to
>mfw his bent, 4 inch dick
>mfw his weedy, weak legs, deformed from doing absolutely nothing
>mfw reading through his entire wiki, especially the Megan Sage

>This fantastic NMH music

pls no, not on this game

Please don't tell me he has some sort of Marge Simpson fetish.

>>257930997
Also
>mfw JULLAAAAAAAY
>mfw some 14 year old kid convinced him to shove his medallion up his ass

Where can I fund this?

>>257927847
>A racist comment

>>257930881
that's his voice but i dont tihng thats made by him at all, he'd flip his shit.

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>>257930842
We know that some Legos were destroyed in the fire, as well as "The Classic" shirt. We also know the medallion survived (NO EARTHLY FIRE CAN DESTROY SUCH AUTISM!), as well as his PS3, 3DS, and Wii U.

Here's his house after the fire, by the way. 2spooky.

>>257931286

>mfw some 14 year old kid convinced him to shove his medallion up his ass

....what?

>>257931421
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Julie_Reveals_Herself

tl;dr: 13-year-old troll pretends to be a girl named Julie, becomes Chris' sweetheart, gets Chris to shove the medallion up his ass.

>>257927067
Ah fuck, are there any other Earthbound-likes I should try out? Just wondering if this is an engine that I can search up and see what people have made with it.

>>257927847
All those things were preventable.

>That health hazard of a house killed Bob
>Chris plugged a coffee maker into a bathroom outlet. All that clutter was a fire hazard as well.
>Chris pisses away all his money on Lego. He's made decent bank on eBay lately selling his 'art' and he still pisses away all his earnings.
>He's convinced any woman interested in him is a DAMN DIRTY TROLL

It really makes me wonder what his life would have been like if the internet never discovered him.

this has no more heroes music and sounds, right?
it sounds like it

>>257931418
>STALKER: Shadow of Cwcville

>>257931664
He wouldn't be as paranoid as he is now. That's about it.

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Here you can download the demo and try it yourself!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/b1bkcn5pa6r0naa/CWC+Adult+Chronicles+2014+Demo+v0.3.1.zip

This is gonna be fun

>>257931664
Pretty sure being older than the goddamn pyramids was the big thing that killed Bob.

>>257931274
Nope.

He has Meg Griffin fetish.

>>257931590
It looks like RPGMaker and I think there's already been several Earthbound clones made with it.

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Top kek

I like playing this demo

What even is this thread

>>257933179
It's real.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sailor_Moon_Poster_of_Fail

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So they wrote the game script based off riupped quotes?

Amazing. I hope they open up a donations page.

>>257934057
There is Chris' autism

And then there's the autism of those who follow him.

>>257933429
someone is making a CWC video game

>>257933820
>obtained commuppence

Holy shit

>>257934057
They have a donation page. I can't link to the site because 4chan thinks it's spam.

Google "maplechan22" to find the site

>>257934326
Don't think of it as autism. Think of it as passion.

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>>257933453
>Chris' house burns down
>Chris has to move to a rental home
>can't stare at his Sailor Moon poster anymore
>just now posted this

Why didn't you stay on da straight path, Chris?

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>>257931418
>as well as "The Classic" shirt

N-no

>>257931664
it wouldn't be as different. For example, that shit which brought him to community service wasn't even his idea, its his mom's

man whats that music from at the start its really familiar

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>>257934960
I guess we can't use Chris' blood to make that gay vaccine now.

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>>257934960

How is it possible that he just gets more broken with every passing year?

>>257934960
So..

He has a male body, but is a female at heart who is gay and cross-dresses as a guy.

So basically he is a guy that wears male clothes and likes women.

>>257934960
Some needs to send him a Sailor Moon poster to set him straight again.

>>257935637
I think he just wants to be an attractive lesbian so people will like him more

>>257934960
>tranny
Doesn't he know that word's offensive?

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Oh, Chris-chan

>>257931664
>>He's convinced any woman interested in him is a DAMN DIRTY TROLL
This one is understandable though

>>257935165
All the music is from No More Heroes.

>>257935863
Shit, I just wish I was more attractive so people would find me more attractive.

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>>257935874
Of course he doesn't. Though to be fair, some trannies are OK with the word.

>>257935863
>Anna McLerran is the only person who can stand Chris
>lied about being a lesbian so she could stay out of the Love Quest
>if Chris becomes a lesbian himself, Anna would have no choice but to make the hanky-panky

It's the perfect plan.

>>257927067
>Kimmi included in the list of relationships
>The police blow-up doll isn't
>Neither Sonichu or Rosechu are
>Or Bob and Barbera for that matter
>Or Cole

The accuracy to Chris in this game is frightening though. I'm curious as to if and when it branches off and becomes its own story.

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>snorlax sound effect

My sides are gone

I want to see how the game is affected by depleting the sanity meter.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEYvjaGA2TQ

>Dat ending

>the game will feature a lot of strategy when it comes to the battles - such as distracting enemies in order to buy time or escape.

> There is 4 endings total, including the default canon ending. There is a "good" ending that will be left for interpretation, but it's the hardest one to achieve.

>>257936708
Liquid Chris probably shows up.

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>>257927067
>No More Heroes Music

Im interested...

>>257931664

Bob lived well past the male life expectancy.

Though he might have lived a lot longer if he'd taken care of himself.

>>257935372

It was foretold in the comic though.

They needed blood from a perfectly heterosexual man which happened to be past Chris. This means future Chris is gay.

>>257936790
>bring his sanity all the way up
>don't do a single autistic thing
>get a girlfriend

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>>257937140
More proof that Sonichu is the greatest literary masterwork of our time.

What's Chris's Miiverse account? Just want to see the shit he posts.

>>257937808
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler

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>>257937808
SonichuChandler. He doesn't use it much, though.

Also, despite Chris being a male lesbian, he still doesn't care much for the d*** homos.

>>257927067
i'm from /k/ and what is this

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>>257938054
A fellow firearms enthusiast.

Who do you think will the final boss?
Liquid?
Clyde?

>>257938263
Naitsirhc

>>257938054
He's a pretty good shot too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DajVXRXpD8g#t=64

>>257938263
Satan who comes for Bob and in the process of the final battle, burns the house down.

>>257938263
Himself.

>>257935372
If anything the vaccine is more viable now.
if you know how vaccines work

This is the highest quality thing I've ever seen. What a great undertaking. Can't wait to play it myself.

I've made a mii of Chris to use in smash when it gets here.

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>>257938263
It should be Real Chris fighting Comic Chris, to represent how Chris needs to put his fantasy world behind and learn to face reality.

It'll be unwinnable.

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>>257936171
Christ man, almost had a heart attack

>>257938263

Count Graduon I hope.

While all of Clyde and his other aliases are a prominent figure in the Chris-Chan Saga, Graduon is a representation of Chris-Chans greatest enemy, graduation (growing up).

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>>257938263
Surf Shack Tito of course

>>257938896
That would legitimately be one of the best endings in a video game ever, this needs to happen.

>>257938985

Holy shit, I never even caught that.

Sonichu literally has the deepest lore.

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A master of language

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>>257939452

>>257938896
>I AM NOT GAY!
>I AM NOT RETARDED!
kek

>>257938263
The man in the pickle suit, obviously.

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>>257939430
Indeed it does.

>>257939814

>Blachu

I always felt bad for this guy. Really I feel bad for 90% of the villains in Sonichu, because they're trapped fighting infinitely powerful self-insert characters they can hardly even do damage to, and Chris himself has full power to just fucking execute them at any moment. Maybe I'll reread.

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>you will never fuck Anna

>>257939814
master of biology

>>257938896
>BLOOD AND GORE!

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>inevitably browse CWC wiki because of these threads
>if I find one similarity between me and Chris I'm depressed for the remainder of the day

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>>257936708

>Mostly it's up to the player to determine if the events that unfold during the course of achieving this ending are "good" by our definition or "good" by Chris's definition and what will become of him because of said events.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDd6H4oYQDU

GOTY game of 2015

>>257940741
That feel

>>257940741
At least you're not an A-Log and are aware of the similarities.

Part of why Chris is such a fuck-up is because his ego makes him blind to his own flaws, so he believes there's no room for improvement. Just don't make the same mistake and you'll be fine.

Enig stop being such an A-Log

Chris Chan is not worse than Hitler , Stalin and Satan combined

>NMH music
I'm sold.

>>257940987
>XBOX360 at the end of the trailer
20/10

>>257939740
"because the pickle man tricked me again,"

this line alone is golden. i write scripts for a living. there is no possible way I could come up with something like that

>>257940428

It's not only that, but you can just see how Chris was planning to just directly rip off DBZ, Sonic- X and other media for his villains up until the troll hijacking where everything became about fighting people and concepts Chris hated in real life.

>>257942752
It was like that from the start. Even before the trolls discovered Chris, the main villains were Mary Lee Walsh and the Jerkops.

>>257941836
>there is no possible way I could come up with something like that
Mac Walters, please leave

Anyone have the On The Moon comics? I need some Bill, Squirtle, Metalchu, and Whale right now

>>257931568

Man Bluespike was fucked up

Call him an "epic trol" all you want but he's still a 13 year old that cybered and shared a relationship with a 30-something autistic man for a long period of time

>sounds and music from No More Heroes
10/10

>>257931664

>IT'S ALL HIS FAULT HE DESERVED IT HE COULD'VE PREVENTED IT

I follow CWC to feel better about myself too but at least I admit it.

>>257934960

I still don't fucking get Kim, is she a troll or not? Because she's been around for a while and she seems pretty genuine.

>>257943962
Kim is a stealth troll.

>>257927067
I gotta say, when you've gone to this level of detail to make fun of Chris Chan, are you any better than him?

Unless he actually made this himself, and has somehow learned to make fun of himself...

>Dat No More Heroes music

>>257942870

They started in the real life adventures, It was the trolling that eventually lead to Sonichu and the RLA's blending together into a single story.

>>257939452
what does that mean

>>257943396
>implying Blue Spike wasn't simply tsundere for Chris and didn't want to be honest about wanting his tiny autistic dick.

>>257944576
I actually got what he meant, just found it hilarious how he phrased it

Basically he's doing the comparison a lot of other people have done, that the wii u is kinda like a console version of the DS, what with having two screens and one of them being a touch screen

> there are over 1400 articles on cwc wiki
Are we really better than him?

>>257945130

It's not about being better, It's about marveling over an interesting psychological case, it's the same reason people saw Rain Man.

>>257945130
>we
I didn't create them, I just read them.

>>257944532

It really reaches a point where it's not about making fun of him as much as it's making a videogame based around his adventures.

>>257945130

Christian Weston Chandler is probably the most interesting phenomenon on the internet. I don't think there's any human being in the world that is anything like this. The fact that there are 1400 articles on his wiki page detailing every single aspect of his life, even down to where he was on certain days, extensive records of every email he's ever sent... Chris-chan is incredible.

I want him to get a movie deal or some shit. At least a proper documentary.

>>257945025
I kinda figured that, but he phrased it fucking weird.

I guess despite my years of being here I still haven't learned autism.

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>>257940741
At least you don't live with an autistic family member anon.
I haven't gone a single day in YEARS where I haven't told him to "shut up"

>>257944532
Have you read the cwciki, the trolls are equally autistic.

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>>257936637
was about to post this shit

>>257945721
we know more about CWC than alexander, napoleon, washington, hitler and stalin combined.

let that sink in

>>257945840

Right, that's exactly what I'm talking about. It's incredible.

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>>257940741

I know that feel bro

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>>257945721
>CWC is the most well chronicled human being in all of history, and will probably hold that title for a long long time.

I don't know how to feel about this.

>you will never have a game made about you
>chris does

>>257945275
But Rain Man is a movie, this is some "slow-in-the-mind" on the internet.

>>257945805
Also this, the level of detail they go into about his life is insane, and they keep an eyes out for ANY CWC action and will record it in great detail, even down to the shirt he's wearing, which they have named all of them.

>>257947373
If society ever gets sent to zero technologically, there is a good chance he could be deified.

>>257947459
On the one hand, my life will never be as much of a wreck to warrant a game being made on it
but on the other hand, it will never be exciting or noteworthy enough for a game either

>>257927067

looks good. How long of a game will it be?

Also anyone else looking forward for it being played by LPer's who are going to be obvious about the real Chris, and thinks he's a fictional character? Then again it might introduce chris-chan to normalfags

>>257947681

>obvious

shit, meant oblivious. Need to proof read more often

>>257938842
I need a qr code now

>>257936901
yeah. Didn't he eat burger king like everyday?

>>257947681

Oh god. Can you imagine if tumblr latched onto CWC and like, kickstarted a fundraiser for him and got the CWCki taken down? Shit. I've gotta download that entire website now.

When he dies, will you visit his grave?
There better be a sticky, maybe music in his honor

>>257948163

Yes, It's amazing he made it that far.

Holy shit that was awesome.
But battle system was shit

>>257948197
Why would tumblr defend a homophobic racist?

I'm pretty sure the video "Chris drops the n-bomb" would make them a-log harder than a-log himself.

>>257948197

Don't worry it's not going anywhere soon. Besides tumblr will hate Chris Chan once they find out about his racist and homophobic rants

>>257947681
It's going to be divided into four episodes.

>>257927067
I should not know as much as I do about Chris. The guy and his world are just kinda fascinating, I wish he still did videos

>>257935428
His story was never about the rise of CWC.
It was about the fall.

>>257948390

I wouldn't know whether to leave a pickle or a wiimote.

>>257943962
Kim is a backup account so she can post screencaps

>>257938263
Liquid, as an evil clone, belongs as a second to last boss

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>>257927067
>that part where he mixes orange soda with his own cum then drinks it

I'm really glad I didn't follow the chronicles of CWC. I hate to imagine what else he does.

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>>257940741
>one similarity
There is so much stuff I have in common with Chris that it's honestly made me reflect on my life and realized I messed up. A lot.

I read something he did and start to laugh but then it dawns on me I did either the same thing or something very similar.

A CWC RPG with No More Heroes music in it?

Amazing.

Pity bumping

>>257945721
I really wanted Phillip Seymour Hoffman to play Chris, but he's dead now

>>257940449
I would do her

>>257953731
She's a lunatic. Almost as fucked up as Chris.

>>257954261
How?

>>257954369
For starters, she's a big time enabler, even moreso than Barb. Aside from his homophobia, she unquestioningly approves of anything and everything Chris does. Even when Chris called Tito a nigger, she went "OH HE'S NOT A RACIST JUST A CASUAL VIRGINIAN USER OF THE WORD NIGGER."

Aside from the constant asspats, though, she hasn't been a very good friend to Chris. She lied about being a lesbian. She refuses to ever give him the advice he actually needs. She's never shown up during his genuine times of need, like after the fire. She's even given information (albeit shit everyone knows) to trolls in hopes they'll pay attention to her.

Basically, she doesn't care about Chris at all and only pretends to for e-fame and/or a sense of superiority. She's the only person in Chris' life (including Chris himself) that I have zero sympathy for.

>>257943378
This isn't real is it?

Surely he would of killed himself if it were real

>>257957037
Nah, it was written by Clyde Cash, the original plan was to have Chris drive directly up to Nintendo of America's headquarters and have him told down by Nintendo themselves, but his parents didn't let him go.

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>>257957037
Nah.
I think this might be though

Anyone remember when CWC was first discovered and he made a video apologizing for being autistic and how everyone thought that was the end of it?

>>257938263
Liquid will be the "torment" character, annoying Chris throughout the game. The second-last boss.

Like Michael Jordan, from Barkley.

>>257927067
daily reminder, he drinks his own cum so that he doesnt run out of it

>>257938263
Creator said it was gonna be Michael Snyder's and 3 Endings depending on your sanity level.

>>257957456
>mike chandler
so his dad works at nintendo?

>>257945840

This is what kills humanity for me.Not all the war rape religion and tom foolery.

>>257958079
The last name is a funny coincidence but Mike Chandler is an actual customer service rep for Nintendo.

>>257958169
if humans could just manage to be TRUE and HONEST then we could all have sweethearts

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It's beautiful.

opinions on the soundtrack /v/?
soundcloud com/cwczap-fm

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>>257943942
High res version for you anon

>>257960004
Shouldn't the music reference his own musical tastes and covers? Like the Backstreet Boys and so on.

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>>257958169
>war rape religion

>>257961089
>Implying he wasn't talking about the religion celebrating war-based rape.

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>>257937253
>I'm Jesus, 'sup?

>>257961089
>What are mudslimes

Christ anon I get that neck beards don't pay attention to the world but something has to leak through every once and a while. Those fucks are crazy

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I'm gonna get one of his signed pictures for a christmas present from me to me.

I've been following him for so long it's like I know him. And dare I say I just want him to be happy. He's a victim of a poor upbringing and was influenced by his parents in a negative way.

>>257962304
You're aware he probably won't ship it to you, right?

>>257962304

I wish he could've had a proper upbringing. Feels bad, man.

>>257962495
Well, a lot of people have received their pictures.

If I receive it it'll be worth it.

>>257962304

What exactly are these signed pictures, by the way? Are they, for example, prints of the original pages? I'd kill for physical copies of Sonichu, signed by Chris himself.

>>257928667

It's because people in the stone age were dumber... It's sad that i know that...

>>257937253
...Why is God's head a mushroom cloud

>>257947648
Has there ever been a religion based around a god that was so fucking dumbed and screwed up so many things their tenets were "Look at everything God did and do the opposite"?

>>257962304
If I could just trust that the money wouldn't go to Lego I would donate or buy something from him. If you were to actually sell this game and give him royalties that could really change his life. Assuming he knows how to handle those funds, which he doesn't.

It's a damn shame too, it would be some nice compensation for the torment.

>>257963031
They're pictures of Chris posing in hilariously autistic (or what he thinks are 'alluring' ) poses with a written quote and signature.

He can also draw requests, and sign them too.

>>257927847
>racist comment

no, it could be the horrifying videos, his shameless abuse of the medical system, the level of filth he lives/lived in, his incredibly embarrassing tomboy videos, his "striking back" at 4chan (which of course made him a better and juicier target), etc etc etc

i didn't even know he made a racist comment and don't care. I think that autistic or not, he's an idiot and as long as he continues to put things in the public eye with no regard for how it's going to get back to him, he deserves every ounce of "trolling" he gets

>>257963651

God dammit. I wonder if I could get him to print off a Sonichu comic for me. I don't want to do it myself, I just want official Sonichu comics.

>>257931664

>He's convinced any woman interested in him is a DAMN DIRTY TROLL

To be fair they probably are, he's looking horrible these days and that's saying alot then it comes to him

>>257935637

No darkies though

>>257938263

Megan

Christian is literally the most interesting human on earth if we are considering their day to day life. If this universe exists as a fictional story book/show it is obvious that chris is the main character. He is the only human who's life is on par with our sitcoms.

>>257966183
>Our audience is into LGBT now!
>Let's make Chris a crossdresser!
>Great idea!

>>257966183

>Christian Weston Chandler is the main character of this universe

Actually, that's a pretty interesting theory. I could believe it.

i played the demo with a huge grin on my face. it's a shame its going to use such a generic RPG battle system, but as someone who's known chris since his discovery in 2007 this is amazing. they really got everything down.

>>257966183

cwc's day to day life is insanely bland and unproductive though. it's more the events of 2007-2011 that fold out like a story.

>>257966431
it's also stupidly disturbing.
if chris is the main character, just think about the intended audience.

>>257966719

I would imagine it's more like the Truman Show. Chris just lives his life, everything is recorded for the viewers and it airs 24 hours a day on its own channel.

>R/B Snorlax sound when he talks to mom

Fuck. Some of this is pretty fucking hilarious.

>>257966708

It came to a stalemate in the end though

Chris managed to get rid of the trolls, but he's still paranoid about them, in particular thinking some people that annoy him IRL are automatically field agents.

Conversely the trolls can't reach Chris, but in their heyday they managed to do enough damage to completely change his worldview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMmB8w1sYnk&list=PLFD87780B9217AEA1 these guys did an audio book and commentary of Sonichu.May have spoilers for the game in it.

>>257966708

say what you want, a CWC let's play would be ten times funnier than stuff like Game Grumps

>>257967316
What if CWC did an LP of this game when it was finished?

>>257967458

I kind of don't want CWC to play this game. Imagine him playing it. He wouldn't be able to say that it's made up, or that it's trolling, or anything, because it's full of pictures and videos and voice clips of things he's said and done. It's also probably the most ideal way to communicate to Chris, because it's a video game, something he naturally leans toward. He'd really have to face himself.

>>257967458

I would watch any lps he did

so... this is made by a "fan", right?

>>257967742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5qk9IdOVXw
Reminder he literally invented Let's Plays in the western world, in Japan Arino predates him only slightly, and I don't think Chris is aware of him

>>257967268
Nigga pls. there's already a bunch of audiobooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub_bC4K5BU4&list=PLd-rntTDDV4gjtgWbgTXFNCQbCfYE2fgF

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nothing like watching transformers animated and having a fresh cup of long island iced tea

>>257967996

Yeah but i mean on the regular. I bet he could scratch a decent living out of it even if only /v/ would watch

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>>257968245
whup hold on

>>257967996
>"I like to keep things organized"
>House is clusterfuck

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>>257968468
UGGGHGHGGUGUNGUGGH

>>257927067

>No More Heroes soundtrack and sounds

All my money

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>>257968607
another batch of babies saved for my daughter crystal

>>257968492
That's actually his mom's fault though, he said she'd kick him out if he tried to clean it out.

>all this work put into the game
Even SSF2 and Mother 4 are semi-justifiable because they're fan content that at least hold out on their own. This is a parody of old news made in RPG Maker.

>>257968973

>no fun allowed

>>257968893
Like he would ever try to clean anything. Look at his damn room

>>257936790
So he's going to make a better game than atlas?

>watch the first ten minutes
>i completely forgot that his dog died, he had multiple sex dolls, and that he drank his own cum

this game is gonna take your bitch ass to school

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>>257966719
We are the intended audience.

>>257969150
It wasn't that bad IIRC. It was just small and Chris had fucking tons of shit so it seemed like a clusterfuck.

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Is there a way to download this? I didn't see a link listed on the video.

>>257969506
Why did I never realize that?

>>257940741
If you're smart enough to notice the little similarities, then you're smart enough to change anon.

>>257969915
It's not done yet.

>>257969915
The related video with the mcdonalds battle has the site linked. They have a demo up.

>>257969915
someone already posted a link to the demo

>>257970254
>>257970394
Thanks I didn't see it in the thread

>>257969989

thank you anon i have hope now

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>not on PS3, Wii, and PS2
>no Soul Calibur IV tie-in DLC

Dropped.

What the fuck makes Chris so interesting? Like holy shit, I remember a year ago I would come home after work sometimes and read the CWicki for like 2 hours at a time and absorb all the info i could.

>>257971745

He's the comic example of murphy's law.

Even when he tries to escape he makes a fool of himself.

>>257969915
He looks like horseshit even at a good angle.

>>257971745
It's like watching an incredibly well written psychological comedy.
Except it's real. And autistic.

You couldn't make up half of the shit he's been through.

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>>257971970
Reminder that if you get any pose other than "The Philosopher" you don't know shit about video games.

This game is great I can't wait for the full version.

>>257972117

This. You simply couldn't make it up and act it out, it wouldn't seem real. This shouldn't seem real yet it is.

>>257938204
why does his character have shit shitty apologetic look every time

is it because of how Chris draws eyes

>>257971745

The fact that it's a real human being whose life is completely documented online.

>>257973000
While our lives will probably be forgotten and fade into obscurity, Chris' is documented to be preserved and passed around for generations.

>>257929679
So deep

I'm reading the wiki, and goddamn this gets better and better which each page.

I would like Anons to take a moment

>Imagine an internet with no Chris-chan

>>257974016
You haven't even scratched the surface, bub.

>>257974016
It's like watching a train wreck. You can't stop.

Is the demo only the house?

>>257974246
Yes. Hopefully the game itself will be huge.

>>257974020
Might as well throw away my PC

>>257968973
>old news

oh fuck off, this is a perfect CWC nostalgia trip. I felt like a Sonicfag playing Generations for the first time.

>>257974368
Oh shit man I hope there's secret superbosses hidden at yu-gi-oh tournys and shit.

>>257974246
Yes, but there was footage of McDonalds shown where he fights B-Manajerk and Jerkops.

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>>257928047
>Semi correct grammar
>No random WORDS to be made in ALL CAPS.
>A single well thought out idea.

Not bad Chris. Not bad at all.

Did he really tattoo a cutie mark on his ass?

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>>257967996
>His Bob moved out
/acg/ would of had a shit fit if that happened to any of them

>>257975480
only one way to find out!

>>257975480
No but he has Sonichu on his dick

>>257975704
He drew that on with Crayola markers

I swear, I've seen a homeless man just like Chris before.

>>257948086
I'll post it in one of these threads when relevant. It just isn't that good yet.

>>257927067
Holy shit. Where do I download this?

>>257976002
Read the thread, retard

>>257927067
>That battle with Kimmi
Holy fuck my sides

ChrisChan has made his mark on the world.

>Millions of people know who he is
>1,000s have read his comics
>other have re-made them
>Has limitless fan art and porn on him
>Sells his art for 500 dollars on e-bay
>Linkira bosshog out right refuses to review his work.

Annoying that twat and being a better comic writer than him or anyone is an achievement.

>>257967115
Liquid saga was the beginning of the end. While Liquid knew tact, when to stop, and was actually talented (or knew enough to play), he set the precedent that led up to calls to Chris that only said JULAAAAAAAAY

>>257967717
If Chris was thrown into a tv, how would the tv world look like

>>257971745
I dunno but I still do that bro

>>257977870
Liquid saga was hilarious because he wasn't really spiteful to Chris, he was just pushing his buttons hard.

>>257978209
Ignore my namefag carryover

>>257977013
>Millions of people know who he is
A bunch of faggots who go on some dumb image board that get their fun from laughing over the sad life of an autistic fuck doesn't amount to millions.
I would know, I'm one of them

>>257978663
One of his leaked videos has 2.3 million views.

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Oh my god this game is amazing

>>257977870
Liquid Chris was incredible.

Also STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH

>>257979084

chris rage videos were a treat

>>257978663

googled his name, dude has 1,350,000 related stuff on him and a Cracked.com article which is a fairly visited site. fuck it i might be wrong im just pulling numbers out of my ass but a million sounds about right.

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>keep stepping on the mouse in Chris' room
>it attacks
>donald duck impersonation
>it bites me
>rabies
>GAME OVER - local autistic man commits suicide after cyberbulling

This game is the best piece of OC to happen in a while.

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>>257967996
>the hannukah decoration
>chris calls michael snyder a ___ jew on numerous occasions

>>257979084
Still the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtFrr_TDd98

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>>257979915
I still can't believe Chris actually exists.

It's so surreal, holy shit.

I found a document from when myself and some other /v/ members were planning a CWC game in 2008. Here were some potential endings:


1- Chris ends up with that Megan girl. Love Quest Complete, a happy ending is had by all. However, this comes at a price: Chris has to shatter the Sonichu medallion, sacrificing the alternate dimension of CWCville, as well as Sonichu and friends. Chris assures Megan that they will live on in their hearts.

2- Chris realizes he controls whatever happens in CWCville, and thus creates a girl who will love him forever (modelled according to his often-stated preferences). He disappears into CWC forever, and is never seen again.

3-Chris reveals he is actually a researcher for autism, to see how they are treated in public. His real identity is Connor Wilson Connorson, PI: Chris's entire persona is a fake, he is also wearing a fat suit. Liquid Snake, the Starbucks girl, Mary Lee Walsh and the renegade security/'Jerkops' are all arrested. ED Headquarters explodes from mind-fuck. Liquid Snake has a mental breakdown due to the fact he spent all this time teasing someone who didn't even exist.

Connor thanks Megan, a fellow undercover investigator, and heads off on his way. In a poignant closing shot, the medallion is seen in a trash can.

4- After the final boss, an 'anonymous' enemy quickly jumps into the scene and grabs the medallion. He runs off - a day later, he is showing somewhat peculiar mannerisms and a taste for striped clothing.

>>257979915
It took him 9 seconds to have his knife ready

>>257979915

>that pose on "how about that time..."

>>257980185

Holy fucking shit, Option 3 is amazing.

>>257967268
the best version was, for the first few video until he started sputtering around like a complete spaz from the comics complete insanity was that dude who sounds like Duke on youtube, but the one guy who sounds over dramatic still might be the best one I heard

I don't know whats more scary how fucked up his life is or how obsessively documented it is.

>>257980604
The biggest joke on the internet was Chris..but in the end the biggest joke was on 4chan.
God that ending gets me hard.

>>257980185

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>>257979915
>Not the one where he explains how to suck pussy
I wish I could find it again.

>>257979915
in some of the angles, he almost looks like Bruce Campbell with a weaker chin

>>257931418
I can't believe the Classic was destroyed, that's fucked.

You guys do realize he is just trolling, right? There is even a video where he behaves normal.

>>257981747
To be fair, he hadn't worn it in years due to his obesity.

>>257981875
You're retarded.

>>257981875
Oh, seriously?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYATxB7NXAY

>TOO MANY CROOKS
>TOOO MAAANY CROOKS
>HRRRRRGHHH

>>257981994
Thanks for shitposting.

Does any one have a full picture of that kimmi doll?

>>257982143
You too.

>>257982275
I only stated the obvious. Chris is probably the best troll ever, even tho he is bit autistic.

>>257981875
you mean the video where he walks around the town and attempts to sound normal with a clearly fake sleeve tattoo?

>>257982214
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kimmi

>>257981875

decentbait.jp

>>257982450
>Implying

No, man, I know it's hard to believe but he's 100% real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MixhcWSrrAw

>>257981409

you mean this one anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLxgRJnAc

>>257982450
You only stated that you don't know anything about emperor autism.
Or you were just baiting, I don't care.

>>257982450
That video of him acting "normal" is just about the only troll he's ever done, and you fell for it

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>>257982668
Oh my god yes. Thank you.

>>257982668
>Mount and Do Me shirt
Cunt destroyer

>>257982469
The video where him and some other guy who is filming him go into an elevator and he talks bit more normal. I think there are some other people too, I'll try to find it, its on cwc archive youtube.
>>257982634
>>257982650
He is a master troll, and you fell for it so hard you don't believe anything different. He is not as autistic as he appears to be.
>>257982689
Im not baiting shit, hell, ive even written/formatted some parts of chris chan old ED article.

>>257968893
My mom was like this growing up, she still is. My entire childhood was very lonely because she wouldn't let anyone clean shit and I was afraid to invite anyone over. At least I moved out. just kidding no i didnt fuck my life.

>>257963164

I'm pretty sure that's what Loki is supposed to be.

Not the stupid Marvel Loki though, even Alan Cumming was a better Loki than him, actual Loki.

>>257983160

Just give it up and stop shitting on the thread

>>257983160
Mind linking that video?

>>257954983

Go to sleep, A-Log.

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>>257983160
The nightlife boogie one? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>captcha: Sources munowee

>>257983428
I've got it
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Rollin%27_and_Trollin%27

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>>257983882
If you think any of that is normal in any way, shape or form, get your head checked.
He's even wearing his tattoo sleeves for fuck's sake.

>>257983882
Oh thanks that was it! Bit different than what I remember, but thats it. Elevator and everything.
>>257983423
Im not shitting on anything, I just want to spread awareness.

>>257984365
Just giving the link, not that guy
I agree, from the beginning you can really tell he's forcing it
And if I'm reading things right, this is what was used to start the liquid saga
>The next piece fell into place when he posted his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video on his new YouTube account, "IBAChandler". When it hit Encyclopedia Dramatica, newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/CChanSonichuCWC

>>257979915
>Trying to threaten Clyde
>Does goofy mock fight with himself
>Gives Clyde some crazy supervillan voice
>When Clyde claimed he was actually going to Chris's house, Chris shit himself and hid downstairs

>>257979915
thanks doc

>>257934960
So does he still hate gays?

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>All this people talking about Chris-chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzDj29Vy7ro#t=43

>>257972117
exactly, this shit is too strange to ever be believable.
I wish he could turn his life around. or at least die.

>there will never be another CWC again

The closest we have is parkoudude91, but it's just not the same.

Why the fuck did he become a tranny? What is a tomgirl?

>>257987435
I have hopes, anon.
Somewhere, out there, a new CWC is born. It is only a matter of time.

>>257987435

tom preston is the current generation's CWC.

>>257987529
Guys like tomboys
So girls must like "tomgirls"

This is how the brain of Christian Weston Chandler works.

Reminder: all the original Sonichu material, as well as many infamous items associated with Chris, were obliterated earlier this year.

>>257988243

what how

>>257929679
I can't believe he still wears his class ring

>>257988635

Probably when their house burned down.

>>257988243

You'd have thought his material possessions getting destroyed by a fire would have flicked a switch in Chris' brain, but nope.

>>257987435
You just made me watch his hater hit-list again. I can't take this seriously, the way he acts in that video just seems so silly and crazy that there's no way he's being sincere.

>>257931849
FUND IT

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>>257986475