Post some OC, talk about the lore, post the links for others, have some fun you butts.
>Current streams: hitbox /fankriss
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Questions for this thread:
Does freddy grab asses for pleasure or as a lesson to teach us all
Will day 6 ever be smacked in its balls
All this and more on Freddy ball z
he played for 9 horus before finally going to sleep at 6AM uk time iirc
was the first person to get into night 5/6 and most of the "How to be ready for freddy" came from people watching his stream
>open up a stream
>didn't realise the speakers were cranked right up
>about a second after the stream starts the duck screams and jumps
>Vlad sets everyone's AI to 20
>gets rekt by freddy in like 30 FUCKING SECONDS
The terminator has never been truer than now of all times.
I'm about to do a deep analysis of FNAF
You know how the end of the game is just
you getting the $120and everyone always asks why the main character doesn't quit?
Well, maybe this is the best example of the player being the main character. Why do you never quit, even though you know all the spooky shit you need to go through? You took the job for 120 a week, so you know the overall reward won't be worth the stress, but you play anyway.
Okay here's the plot
>2012, Christopher Robin finds an unknown and overwhelming power which causes him to enslave the inhabitants of the 100 Acre Wood and destroy mankind.
>We were almost destroyed by Heaven's Pitch, but a brave Pooh Bear gave his life to seal away the child that was once his best friend.
>2013, the government begins work on one of the world's most dangerous black projects in order to defend Earth if Christopher was unleashed once more.
>Project BAD NEWS BEAR begins. Scientists create a Bear operated by a human brain, capable of psychokenesis. This would cause haunting imagery to plague Robin's mind before he could throw a pitch to stop the bear.
>However, scientists weren't convinced it would be enough. Christopher Robin had the the other creatures to wear down Pooh, so Freddy the Teddy would need an equivalent to truly defeat him.
>Enter Chica, Bonnie and Wolf, husk animatrons that can be controlled by Freddy's psychokenesis. They could all be used to assault Chris and transfer his combat data to Freddy, learning his attack patterns to hopefully find a crucial weakness.
>2014, Scientists begin testing the animatrons combat abilities by opening a children's pizza place and placing an ad for a security guard.
>August 14 2014, Freddy is beaten by a lone Russian and the hope he carried on his shoulders.
>launch the game
>it z hidden timer based on your computer's clock
>one week after the .exe has been launched
>your monitor get black
>FREDDY OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
Sadly we leave in a boring world and people would fucking sue the dev.
Or in an actual win scenario you just got paid 120 to sit around and close the doors and might not have any real appreciation that you're in mortal peril.
"Hey man how is that new job?"
"It fucking sucks, like no pay."
"Isn't it creepy with those animatronics there at night?"
"Eh, Kinda. But the pay is the really scary thing."
This game obviously takes place in the near future in a dystopian world.
>Player character has literally no other options for work except risking his life for $30 dollars a night
>AI advanced enough to plan and calculate
...that's all I got.
We need the lewd
I'm writing an erotic fanfiction about Foxy as we speak. Though rather than just being flat with the MC I'm adding meat to the characters and everything, so the intentions become more drawn out.
I know, I know. It's an LP video, but in this vid, he apparently beat night 6 in his first try. Foxy and Freddy didn't even lay a hand on him.
Is this nigger crazy lucky or what? He didn't even take a single look at pirate cove. So how come the wolf didn't attack him?
What the fuck are you doing Anon.
Chica mystery solved.
The inner skeletons have their own set of teeth.
More lore knocked out of the park, aw.
Why can't you just go to work with a suit on?
I was seriously expecting something BIG for the final night, even though realistically, considering this being an indie game, it was never going to happen. It's dumb ass fuck, but here we go
>Game doesn't end
>You can get up from your seat
>Walk around the environment
>Go into the back
>Find dead body of radio guy stuffed in a suit
Holy shit guys
I looked around at the exe and the game examines your online history and determines if you are active in vidya or not to estimate your skill level
it collects your data to examine
holy fucking shit
Because they'd stuff you full of robot parts or whatever.
"so, you are our new security guard, eh?
Here is your complimentary bear suit"
Boy, these threads sure have been spammed on /v/ all day.
Foxy is referred to as an it, but the sex is completely straight I assure you.
Though why is a very minor detail, I feel it's still a spoiler to some extent, and thus I want to keep that private. ;^)
No criticism on the actual game. the people who enjoy it or the thread. Simply saying there have been many of them all day on /v/. I'm watching the stream and it looks boring as fuck.
>Foxy is referred to as an it, but the sex is completely straight I assure you.
ya blew it
>You hear Freddy's music
What the fuck is he doing in there.
How would you add more spooky shit
>There's a child who got left behind
>Need to keep the camera on them to keep them safe and
use them as a distraction
>thread gets posted on /v/
>butthurt /pol/fag reports it
>moved to /vg/
>people bitch and moan
and now we're here
Based negroes wiping the floor with Freddy.
>still 2 stars
>got fired because he turned all AI to 0
Boss wants him dead
What happened? I missed the stream
GUYS, GUYS, WE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, WE WERE SO BLIND
The custom night mode is a ruse. The AI difficulty screen is where you input the secret 8-digit code.
Management is literally the worst people ever.
>Hires a guy and doesn't tell him about killer robots
>Only playing $120
>Fires when you actually try saving your own life
>Calls you unprofessional
>Says you smell, on a nightshift.
So the code is in the kitchen? That seems to be the case
>all this planning to make a shrek mod or a king of the hill mod
>Not using a ton of MC Ride/Death Grips lyrics for different stuff
>"THRU THE WALLS" when freddy gets you regardless of the doors
>"NOID, NOID, NOID" whispering and echoing instead of freddys laugh
>random "I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE" when a characters face is in the camera
>hacker playing in the custom game screen
why isn't this a thing
Is this thread even about a video game? How come I've read the entire thing and haven't seen any screenshots or anything that indicates what gameplay consists of?
This feels like reading through one of those King of the Hill Online or TF2 Single Player Campaign threads.
guys, been playing for 3 hours now and just found out that there's a secret animatronic that will only pop up if you alt-tab about 10 times under 5 seconds
I'm still here, I just made myself lunch and watched the news for a bit. Nothing interesting other than Obama talking about Iraq and 9/11 being the supposed peak of tropical storm activity.
So how about this theory.
>Manager was some rich scumbag, marries four women because fuck it, opens a pizza place, women divorce him years later cause of how well he hid his marriages from them.
>Guy snaps and kills them all, "hides" their bodies in the animatrons, notices some weird shit happening, gets a security guard to make sure nobody finds out what he did.
>It's a nervous teenage kid, his gut's telling him something's wrong as he recorded the first message that had some shit the manager made up, kid tries to tell manager what's going on but he doesn't buy it, just says the kid's paranoid. Guard finally gets rekt by Freddy on day 5, gets put into one of the suits, the suit records the messages for the player to listen to, Freddy caught wind of this and "hollowed" out the suit, which is why it's empty.
And that's about it, but I think a bit of a stretch would be that the four females he married all had the same names as the animatrons. Thoughts?
You slept last night?
Of course it's vidya. "Five Nights at Freddie's"
Some next level spook
THESE ROBOTS HAVE FUCKED WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
NOW I'M GONNA FUCK WITH THEM!
It's the nature of the hype-beast, anon. People are excited about something and want to talk about it. Since it will likely pass within a few days, it's not worth making a general on /vg/.
to late, Vlas gone and we'll never fucking know
You guys are looking too hard for meaning in a dumb indie horror game.
Nigga just said there's a reason for the animatronics being evil hidden in the game if you have a watchful eye, that doesn't mean that it's some kind of goddamn ARG.
I have a question: Is this game legitimately scary, or does looking back at the jump scare undercut the experience?
You know that could be something, too.
Manager married them for their money, divorced them later once he took it all to open the pizza place, some shit about realizing his homosexuality, they all confront him in his office after hours and that's where he snaps and kills them all after they threatened to sue him.
>A very fucked up Jar-Jar trying to kill you in FNAF
Now that would be scary.
>NOW I'M GONNA FUCK WITH THEM!
My theory is simpler
>Manager spends money on high grade animatronics
>They're only designed to walk around and sing and shit
>Freddy gets possessed by a demon or some supernatural force
>Bites a child's face off (The Bite Incident)
>The management says it was just a glitch in the system and locks them down at nights
>When the security force tells manager about all the creepy shit, they look for explanations about the robots (they kill people because they think that humans are really robots without suits)
>In reality, the monster inside of Freddy has messed with the AI of the other robots to make them his killing machines
>That's why they can only run at you, but Freddy, being possessed, can teleport into your room and assault your mind with scary images
>Spamming Threads for LPers
>Faggots too scared to play "Jump scare : the video game"
You must survive 6 nights as a night guard at a chuck e' cheese style restaurant while the animatronics stalk you.
You better play it now since it will be ruined forever and turn into maymayshit once pewdiepie plays it
the meme men are here
every thread :_)
So these threads are basically:
>Shitty and unfunny OC
>People who can't fucking read the thread and keep asking what this game is about
Overall retards general
>Power goes out
>"Who touched my gun!"
so what are you supposed to do? solve puzzles to beat it or what?"
>All these confused posters wandering into the thread
>Shitposting because they 'don't get it'
>Trying to actually get the thread deleted because they 'don't get it'
I swear, /v/ has never been THIS autistic.
In essence it's a timed plate-spinner; you have to keep tabs on enemies through multiple surveillance cameras and lock them out when you think they're going to try and kill you, only everything you do (switching on cameras, lights and sealing doors) draws from a central power resource. You lose if the enemies enter your station, or if you run out of power before the end of the night.
>scout as foxy
>demo as Chica
>spy as Bonnie
>heavy as Freddie
you have to watch security cameras very carefully and conserve power by also watching the security camera not very carefully and also decide whether or not to use lights or shutting down the doors to your office if necessary
>Scout rushes you like Foxy, but not before laughing at you
>Demoman wanders around, shouting drunken gibberish
>Medic says his usual psychotic craziness
>Heavy is Freddy
>Sniper is also there. "THE OL' CHOP CHOP."
So studying the game gives me this:
Bonnie and Chica have about the same AI routines, just on different sides of the map. They move, even while you are looking at them, causing a static interference when they do such. If you hear an odd crackling sound like feedback from speakers, that's them moving about.
Freddy and Foxy are 'Special'. They can't move as long as the Camera's locked on them, but here's the real catch, they seem to only aggro if you ever SIGHT them in the first place. Sadly you ALWAYS start the camera on stage, so Freddy is always tagged, but you don't have to tag Foxy in turn. If you do tag foxy, you have to play camera tag with both, otherwise Foxy will dash at times to wack your door for energy, and Freddie can't be spotted outside of Camera's making him the largest threat, able to jump in without warning.
I wouldn't mind playing a Five Nights at Freddy's and Poker Night 2 mashup where you're playing poker with a bunch of people at an old Chuck E Cheeses and spooky shit starts happening when you leave to go to the bathroom and shit.
You people are getting like, nigh-autistic about this game.
Why would there be a secret code or DEEP LORE EXPLANATIONS in a short indie horror game? This might actually be the first time I've gotten cringe-feelings from /v/, s'usually /co/ that lacks self-awareness.
Guys,the general consensus is that the animatronics are just animatronics, right? It's not like they're demonic or anything, they're just programmed like that.
But what about that fucking milissecond jumper on day two with freddy's face? That shit is demonic.
Where's my Five Nights At Crab Nicholson's
>Sniper is phone guy
>He gives you absolutely shit advice
GIVE 'EM THE OL' CHOP CHOP
What a night/morning you nerds
Almost 24 hours of nonstop freddy streams/threads/failed attempts
what a time to be alive
Alright, so, I've been out of the loop for two hours.
From what I understand, somebody completed night 6, then played around with night 7, and an eight-digit code popped up for something.
What I'm wondering is, why do the automatons come at you?
I know the simple answer - they think you're an endoskeleton out of its suit, and that's a big no-no - and I know the general theory that all of them are former employees, including Freddy, who's probably the night watchman you were speaking to.
So tell me, assuming that this is a world where animatronics can do this kind of thing, how do we explain the supernatural stuff? Freddy sending you psychic messages to freak you out, the garbled speech and the like?
I'm harbouring the pet theory that the immortal soul is attached to the bodies, and fuels some kinda demon boogety-boo that's relishing the legionisation gig it's got going on. The creator's made Christian games before, right?
>Be in guard station
>Hear faint clicking and clacking
>Something is speeding down the hallway
>What sounds like yelling is coming closer
>It's Crab Fucking Nicholson hauling ass like Foxy, yelling "heeeeEEEEERE'S JOHNNY" as he comes closer
Alternatively, he could shout any other of his popular lines.
If you think this is cringe inducing you have never been to a smash brothers roster thread. Also
My theory is
The code thing isn't real though, I think. Night 7 is where you can set your own difficulty. If you beat it, you get fired, and that's the end of the game.
Is there no way to change the resolution of this game? No windowed mode and no resolution options at all. My game is in some 4:3 resolution and super stretched looking.
It's the only thing keeping me from buying the game. Is this just a demo problem?
Reminder that Vlas wrote to the creator of the game after beating Night 6. We might be getting some answers.
In other news: KissLTD is going to announce a new Guilty Gear on the PC in 3+ days.
This week is all hype and no rest.
We need a new stream, we must investigate the code
Naa, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDMBjU-X1c4 was the clue I needed to test this out with. If you don't trigger foxy, and keep Freddie pinned, you only have to worry about Bonnie and Chica then. Still leads to a lot of close shaves, and AI 20's too insane to lock down as they move the SECOND you look away.
Did anyone figure out why it grows in file size?
Too bad their official names are terrible too
Fuck imagine daytime being a "setup" period where you put camera, audio only camera, alarms etc. While this is happening there is story going on and has random customers interacting with the animatronics.
Yes. The guy figured out the game, unlike the stream autists that spent tens of hours on day 6.
The doors are Fire Doors. They automatically open once power is out as a safety mechanism. You have to conserve power through the night. Everything you do and the bots do against you wastes power.
I wonder what a Freddy 20 run would be like?
If the Rabbit to your left or the Bird to your right is there for too long, even if you can't see them, then they'll jam their door open and you're a sitting duck, waiting for death. If the Wolf or Freddy don't get you, the Rabbit or Bird will as soon as you next exit the camera screen.
>you will never input the secret 12>05>01>20 code
Link to footage of day 7/end of day 6?
Is anyone streaming?
Haven't played the game before and watching this.
What's the point of the cameras?
Why not just keep checking left and right with the lights and just slam the door when someone pops up.
A game doesn't need to be complex to be enjoyable/horrifying
Foxy sometimes gets up and bolts for the left door, and the only way to see if they're coming/stop them is to check the cameras ocasionally.
Also using lights uses more power than checking cameras.
Paid for minecraft on alpha release.
Wanted a randomly generated lego simulator.
Got a randomly generated lego simulator.
Spent countless hours screwing around with it.
Best $13 ever spent on a game.
Get fucked, faggot.
Its some game where you have to stop these robots from killing you, if you fail you get a jumpscare
80% of the fags in this thread havent even played it and only been watching some faggy stream