>Little Mac >5'7" >He isn't that little at all

5' 7" is short, even for a woman. What country do you live in?

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>implying 5'7" isn't manlet size

5'10" master race

>>257880282
>5'10"
>not a manlet
>i took the bait

HAHAHAHA

He was originally 4'10"

>>257880281
>even for a woman
you wot m8

>tfw 6'3
>laughing at people shorter than me
>mirin all the people taller than me
who else is king of manlets here?

>>257880143
Mac is supposed to be shorter than that.
Not that it matters.
>tfw no qt manlet bf

His opponents were like 10 feet tall though

>there are people in this thread think that it's logical to judge someone by their height and will use the word "manlet" without irony.

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>tfw you are shorter than Little Mac

5'6" masterrace reporting

>>257880887
>being this colon-clobbered
how does it feel to be tiny?

>>257880143
everyday with this fucking thread. don't you get bored?

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shit im just in time for the /notsothinlyveiledmanletthreadonv/

lucky for me cuz i missed the last 7 of them

fucking manlets when r u gunna learn

>>257880892
Whatever nigga, I'm 5'4''.

Fun fact:

Shorter men live longer due to less cell regeneration. They have lower chance of getting cancer. And they are smarter.

>>257880947
I wouldn't know because I'm average height, I just think the whole "manlet" thing is fucking retarded.

>>257880892
are you qt though

>>257881047
>im
>cuz
>i
>r
>u
that's the thing that always bothers me when I'm on /fit/
why can't you type like an adult?

He's a small guy.

>>257881210
If you are gay, yes.
If you are a woman, no.

>>257881105
6'4 here, height isn't everything

>>257881138
Explain why midgets have a lower life expectancy than normal people.

>tfw you think about how awful it is to be 5'8" at least once ever 20 minutes
>tfw all you can ever think about is whether youre taller than the people around you or shorter
>tfw youve built an encyclopedic knowledge of celebrity heights

I think i could actually be diagnosed with body dysmorphia now. this must be how michael jackson felt about his nose.

>>257881353
Midget =/= Manlet

Dwarfism is a genetical disorder. But you already know that.

6/10 made me reply

>>257881432
You're not even that short, I have a dnd character that's 5'7 and he lives a rich and fulfilling life, I'm 6'4 btw

>>257881218
well y do u hav to type lik ur writin a school essay u fuckin nerd this is the internet

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>tfw 6ft 1 master race

>tfw 1,77cm
Fuck y'all weird system

>>257881234
For WiiU

>>257881523
I still mainly want to become an engineer so i can make enough money to buy leg lengthening surgery, or whatever height extending surgery you can do by the time i have a few 10s of thousands of dollars to waste on cosmetic surgery. i'll never truly feel happy until i can be at least 6' tall, which isnt even tall.

i just want to stop hating myself. constantly. i'll do whatever it takes to fix myself.

sometimes Man must correct God's mistakes

>>257881182
>average height
Confimed for manlet.

>>257881850
You're not even 2cm?!

>>257881047
That shorter guy has 2 girls and mr "6'2 masterrace" here can't even get one to hoverhand.

>>257881923
Just wear big shoes and a stovepipe hat. Saves you a little time.

>>257881989
Why is being short considered a bad thing? Of all the qualities that a person could have, height seems among the least relevant.

>>257881923
If you want to stop hating yourself try taking some deep breaths and coming to terms with the fact that you are who you are. It's not like you have some sort of disability and the only way your height is negatively affecting your life is through your own internal conflicts.

>>257881806
Is that that fucking guy from Days of Ruin/Dark Conflict

>>257882184
Explain that to women.

>>257882093
Being a worm is suffering

>>257881923
Just wear Robert Downey Jnr spaceboots, he's a fucking millionaire and they're good enough for him

>>257882167
Oh, and also shirts with upwards pointing arrows on them.

>>257882262
Men judge women by equally shallow standards too so it's not a one way street and both are wrong.

>>257880143
>le smash bros thread number 6734897658
it's a pvp button masher
why do we need a thousand threads a day about this
is it because
wiiu has nogaem

>m-mom i posted it again!

>>257882414
It's because Gracemeria was invaded and we need to liberate it

>>257882262

Taking the bait in a manlet thread, h-here I go!

Women prefer taller guys, but it depends on what women you're looking at. Not all women are terribly shallow, some may even be desperate enough to ignore that for the sake of being wanted by someone. Confidence will always be more attractive than height, though they go hand in hand together you don't need one to have the other.

>>257880143
>Anonymous
>Everyone knows he shitposts the same thread daily
>he's not Anonymous at all

>>257881923
When you're feeling blue just remember you aren't danny devito

>>257881273

pics

>>257880143
>He isn't that little at all
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>257882546
Pretty much this. Short guys acting awkward because they're afraid people will judge them for being short, therefore driving people away from them.

It's a fulfilling prophecy. Same shit with hairline, weight, dick size, it turns into this huge deal where the insecurity is way more harmful than the actually issue itself could be.

Unless you're all rolled into one, in which case you'll just have to go to fetish sites or something. Market for anything.

>>257882542
wiiu dated gfx buttonmasher neckbeard janitor inbound

>>257882405
>if i ignore it, it will go away
They're the standards we live our lives by, you don't have to like it you just have to accept it.

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>>257882212
yeah

no.

whenever i look in the mirror i just see a manlet. it doesnt matter that i'm handsome, intelligent, am very physically fit, perfectly healthy, have money, am working towards a good career and have family and friends that love me. this one flaw makes me despise myself. it's been this way for years.

i'm gonna make a change, it's gonna make a difference. it's gonna feel real good. if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make that change.

I'm starting with the manlet in the mirror.

>>257882546
>if you find a certain physique mroe attractive, you're shallow
basically, what you're saying is "yes being tall is more attractive but most women will be able to see past that" which still gives you an advantage if you're tall

>sprite change
>input variance

GOTYAY

>>257881923
>i'll do whatever it takes to fix myself.

suicide will fix all your problems permanently and it wont cost very much. The honest truth is that you're sitting here on 4chan displaying more insecurities than a teenage girl.

You've let the shitposters destroy your already brittle self esteem. You've already lost.

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>6'0 even

N-N-N-NATIONAL AVERAGE

>>257882262
>>257882546
>>257882773

5'4'' guy here and I've had plenty of women interested in me just by being confident, friendly, and what I assume is likable. I've even had women taller than me interested in me. If you're comfortable with who you are, you'll make other people comfortable too and want to be around you.

>>257882829

I think it's more of a preference for men who are taller than the woman herself. Some chicks have a thing for giant dudes, that's no different than a tomboy fetish.

>>257882829
Yes, and you also get "more of an advantage" if you're a millionaire. But you don't see everyone who's not one having a blub about it.

>>257883160
and if you're tall, you will be taller than tall grills
and tall grills are hot

>>257881432

>5'8"
>being this bummed out

I'm 5'8" too bro. You realize how insignificant it is to worry about your slightly below average height when I'm assuming you are through roughly the first quarter of your life?

Wise the fuck up bruh bruh and stop having /tv/ make you so insecure.

Incredibly fortunate people and they choose to waste their time making feel threads about their height on an video game image board.

>>257883281
lol, you should see /fit/ when talking about rich guys

>>257882542

sup faggot?
>tfw in japan you would still be the same you are in murrca. An overweight weab thinking that learning jap will get you muh qt3 schoowgiwl

reject

>>257880554
Now that's the height that I would Little Mac.

5'7" is more like... Unremarkable Size Mac.

Incidentally, since this is a thread where everybody's making such a big deal of being tall, I recently read a study found that, for every inch of height above 5 feet, a person loses 1.3 years of average lifespan.

Little Mac will outlive me by a few years, unless the long-term effects of boxing don't counteract his shorter stature.

>>257883464
/fit/ is a joke

>6'3'' 7% BF 9'' dick masterrace lel manlets umad
>h-hey guys just another f-friday night at the gym

>>257882806

>it doesnt matter that i'm handsome, intelligent, am very physically fit, perfectly healthy, have money, am working towards a good career and have family and friends that love me. this one flaw makes me despise myself. it's been this way for years.

Shit nigga never mind you sound like a fucking sociopath.

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>>257880282
>5'10"
>Somebody less than 6' calling others manlets

>>257883464
/fit/ is like a collection of some of the most insecure guys on the net, outside of /r9k/ and shit.

>>257882806
I swear that at least half of this is copy paste from the supreme gentleman's manifesto.

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>>257883753
>6'
>Somebody less than 6'2'' calling others manlets

>>257880143
>tfw 5 feet 5 3/4

come at me, g-giants

>>257883464
What, the board devoted to shallow vanity and desperately needing outside validation and status symbols to even briefly feel good can't handle not having money to waive in other's faces to chase away their emptiness with smug superiority? What a surprise.

Not that there aren't good and decent people who take care of themselves entirely for their own personal satisfaction or the actual utility of being healthy, I just don't get the feeling they frequent /fit/.

>>257883753
6" is king of manlets

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>>257883989
>3/4

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>>257883989
How fucking obsessive and meticulous do you have to be to measure quarters of a goddamn inch jesus fuck

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>5'7"
>not a B+ Player with no right to fight in the main event of smash

Quite frankly, I just don't think you understand this business.

>>257880143
If he was big, McDonalds would sue Nintendo.

>>257884050
>devoted to shallow vanity and desperately needing outside validation and status symbols to even briefly feel good
haha holy shit
are you fat or a skeleton?

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>mfw this guy is 1 cm shorter than me

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>>257882247
hell no

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6'0 gun surfer, not that height matters, lay down rail like a plumbers apprentice digging a ditch, get air like chuck jager, barelled like a VC tunnel rat, flow like tom curren

you're all goons, I play vidya in real life erryday and arguing about height shows how far you borg like drones try to differentiate from the next neckbeard skinnyfat reject

pic is what I do evryday

if you are under 6'2 you are a manlet

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How does one get taller?

>>257883945
>>257883626
I'm not a sociopath, I'm just honest. Nothing else is wrong with me, I have pretty much everything I could ask for going for me besides this. If I was taller, I'd be working on fixing the one thing going for me that I didn't have. That's not unreasonable, that's just bettering your own life.

>>257883391
short people are just irrelevant. I hope that after I get surgery to become taller I can marry a woman who's taller, I'll make sure her parents are tall too, especially her father. I have the filthy short genes in my family (I'm actually taller than my dad, who's like 5'5"), so I want a good chance of making sure my children are tall. I don't want them to feel like this, it's the best thing I can do for them. If in the future it's possible to select genes and pay to have your children guaranteed to be tall, I'll do it. I don't want shortness staining the children I leave behind.

>>257882414
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

>>257884620
>>>/vg/

>>257884567
>implying you'll leave children behind with your crippling insecurity

Everyone in this thread are manlets. 6'5" masterrace

Realistic manlet chart:

>6'4"+
Too tall, you're just lanky and awkward. At least you're not a manlet.
>6'2"-6'3"
Tall. If you work out you'll look fucking fantastic, but it sucks to crane your neck to talk to most people (i.e. all girls and about 80% dudes) and chances are you have a bad posture which will come back to bite you when you're 60.
>5'11"-6'1"
Ideal. This is the height to be. Fresh pussy everywhere you go.
>5'8"-5'10"
Short, but you're still taller than 90% of girls so it's okay. As long as they don't wear heels, that is. If you're confident you can make up for what you lack in height.
>5'7"-
You dun goofed. But hey, at least the road to wizardhood is easier.

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>>257884567

if you are serious then you have some serious self esteem problems, and changing your height through surgery will do nothing for your paper thin skin. spend that money on therapy.

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It must really suck being a short "man" ;_;

http://twitter.com/HeightismReport

6'4" reporting, get out sub 6'3" manlets.

>5'11.5"
SO FUCKING CLOSE
WHY MUST YOU TEASE ME SO, FATE?

>height
everyone here plays nintendo or argues about muh console/pc mustard

>getting any pussy


lel

>>257880753
can you post a picture of your torso and arms so i can laugh heartily.

>>257885005
as far as I'm concerned getting a height extension is therapy.

>>257884510
It's all about genetics, unfortunately. If you are underage or maybe even early 20s and male (good chance you are) then just make sure you get proper nutrition.
Also I think stretching gives you an extra 1/4 in., and proper posture is important.

>Implying anyone who posts on /v/ is master race

>implying height matters when you're ugly

>>257880887
> they're are people in this thread how are ashamed that they're short
I'm not the tallest guy, but I always feel bad for people shorter than me.
How's it feel to look up to a woman?

It just depends on where you live.
The average height for males is 1.74- in many countries, where the women are even shorter.
Being a manlet is only bad if you are below average male height in your country, even then chances are women are still smaller than you unless you got it real bad.

>5'9"
>I still wish I was shorter

>>257884510

Tall guy with tall friends here. We all agree that it comes from eating properly and getting lots of sleep.

Eat like a man and you'll be a man. Steak, chicken breast (or just eat an entire chicken), etc etc.

I doubt manlets can say they've eaten a whole roast chicken with their bare hands, that's why they're short as shit.

No idea how your murrican height measurment is about but I'm exacty 200cm tall maybe even 2 cm taller havent measured myself since I was 18.

>>257885659
>implying looks matter when you are manlet

>>257881519
Short height can be passed down, technically it's a genetic disorder too

Why would anyone want to be tall?

You die younger. Bald sooner. Can't climb worth shit, and most likely have bad posture.

>b-b-but manlet

Keep spewing it.

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>>257881138
>Are smarter

pic related

>tfw taller than a toon
feelsokayman

>>257881351
After spending time with a group of women, I can assure you that height is very important.
Even if your kinda ugly, if you're tall you still have a good chance.
No girl wants to look down at their man.
Girls take height seriously

>>257886074
>implying manlets live longer
>implying they dont kill themselves because women dont want them

lol

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5' 10" here,

You call me a manlet, but the world is more or less built around my height. I'm as tall as you can be before shit starts getting inconvenient.

I can get on an airplane and even if the seat is not super-uncomfortable, I don't have to try to put my legs up my ass.

I pretty much never have to worry about door clearance being high enough that I need to duck.

Finding clothing that fits me lengthwise is a breeze.

Also, being tall means shit when you're an unfit neckbeard, stop leaning on one quality to pretend you have self-worth.

https://twitter.com/tumblrthings/status/475720868216057857

:^)

>>257886003
Technically having blue eyes is also a genetic disorder.

>>257886178
I'm 5'7 and have been with 29 women.

I'm kinda ugly too. How about you?

>>257885041
Every women in every single one of these celebrity photos is always wearing heels.

The comparisons are stupid.

>>257886243
The fact that the world is built for you average sized people is the exact reason being tall is attractive.

>>257886118

Is this male only?

Otherwise it could be biased by women lower stature and lower IQ.

>>257886336
The first girl you dated would have settled with you if you was taller and looked good.
It's not about how many girls you've fucked, it's about how long you've been in a relationship for.

>>257881923
Shut up man, you sound dumb.
You gotta learn to love yourself, cause if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gon love somebody else.
That surgery is painful and expensive and it won't fix your problem. You have to accept yourself, there's tons of short people, and you're not even that short.

My fucking internist is 6'4" and built like a fucking truck. He also berates people for doing shit at their jobs and humiliates you at every possible chance. He will psychologically rape you.

I am genuinely scared of him.

>>257886336
>he can remember every woman he has been with

manlets, when will they learn

I have the biggest laugh whenever I see the line "my ex gf was fine with my height"

>>257886074
This. Climbing is really easier when small.
>>257886141
Could you give examples? Like I was in a group of girls too. Traveling. And we never talked about height. Never even thought of that.

>>257886504
My ex was fine with my height

>>257886439
I've only been in 3 relationships all lasted a year or two.

Rest were fuck buddies. Some had tall bfs at the time :)

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>>257885836
surf bro here
>>257884412
work as a surf coach (lol, rejects dont realise it's all hard work, but we'll take the $$ if they're giving em out) get 6'2" swedes and euro weirdos all the time (east coast australia)

all genes, women love surfer bodies, they don't give a fuck about height, (although 6 ft) , all the hot sheilas fuck us just cause we surf and pretend we can teach it (fucked about 20 something sheilas last summer, about 5 of em had 6'4 plus euro weirdo sven head boyfriends, backpacking of course, dont know if after visa or wanted body but they all loved it)

It's what you do I reckon, sheilas hate vidya fags unless theyre fucked in the head, like nerd thunder thigh or daddy issue ugly scrubs, It's what you do, tell em you surfed 15ft+ kuta, bells or whatever, act like you give a fuck and lick the g spot and they don't give a fuck how tall you are. my boss is like 5'6 and the biggest pussy magnet I know.

just sayin, sorry nerds
they think you're a superhero if you just say you can surf(and prove it)

I win
>tfw summer just around the corner and tourist punani incoming

>>257886417
Being tall is mildly attractive.

Being fit and/or successful is much more so.

When some gangly or fat fuck living in his mom's basement brags about being 6'2", it's kinda funny.

>tfw 5'8"

So what, should I honestly just kill myself?

Should I really blow my brain out?

>>257882184
No woman wants to be the taller one in a relationship, it makes them feel like an Amazoness or a manly dyke

>>257886178
Who wants a woman who would judge you based on height. Fuck them man.

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is there a better height to be than 6'2"-6'4"?

i feel like any higher than that and you're officially into conspicuously tall territory. imo 6'2"-6'4" is the perfect height for a man.

>>257886695
You should stop being a faggot.

>>257886693
>short person detected

>>257886419
It could also be messed up by race. Blacks are taller.

I'm 6"7 though so I'm just making excuses for myself.

>>257886810
Borderline freakish.

5'10-6'0 is god tier.

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>>257886178
Not the guy you responded you but...

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/05/140509110756.htm

>>257886926
Well, I said I was 5' 10", which is average, but ok.

>>257880143
>5'7"
>not little
fucking how? that's manlet size. gigantic in Japan, but manlet regardless.

>>257883535
He'll be lucky to live past 40 with the kind of monsters he's had to fight.

>tfw 1m70 aka 5' 5
>tfw Asian dick
>tfw Asian eye
might as well get a sex change op and become a tranny.

>All these 5-something midgets making excuses
Manlets, when will they learn?

>>257882212

>manlet
>not a disgusting disability
>being okay with being a manlet

Absolutely disgusting. How do you sub 6' degenerates live with yourselves? Don't you realize what embarrassments you all are?
How's the weather down there anyway, midgets? Because the view from up here is pretty fantastic.

>>257886964
The average american black person is actually half an inch shorter than the average american white person

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>TFW 6' manlet

Might as well just give up.

>>257886964
slutty mom ?

>>257883970
6'2" is the point where height starts becoming unusual and a burden. That 6" mark is the point where it's still tall enough to be attractive, but short enough to not be weird and bad for your health.

>>257887204
>1.70
>5'5"
And here I was thinking asians were better at math.

Anything under 6¨ is manlet size

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>check height during freshman year of HS
>5'9"
>check now, 6 years later surely i've grown since
>5'9"
>mfw

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>>257882806

>>257887317
Oh good god no I'm not african at all, I am 100% White British

on 4chan though people might argue that's even worse

>>257884345
>you will never know what women want

Little Mac's only little in terms of height. He's big everywhere else: muscles, bulk, determination, spirit, heart, ass, and genitals.

>Mac is the dominant top in any relationship/encounter he has
>is with Ike, Captain Falcon, Male WFT, and Ganondorf, all taller than him

Yeeeeeessssssss.

>>257881432
If not bait
>know girl, a cutie
>she has a 6'2 foot tall bf
>she calls me shortie
>she wants the D
>fuck her
>she loves it
>she still calls me shortie and how i would be perfect 5 inches taller
>dont give a fuck And still fuck her every now And then.

>>257886705

My girlfriend is 10cm (look centimeters up) taller than I am and we havent had any problems in the last four years. Then again, I'm not a socially awkward autist who spends most of his time playing Dark Souls

If there were some sort of magical software that could tell with absolute accuracy whether people truly meant what they said, I would love to run this thread through it.

>>257887367
6' is also the height were I think people can hilariously get away with lying about their height. I am exactly 6' tall, and I know people shorter than me that claim they are 6'1" to even 6'3".

Even girls insist I am 6'3" because I assume their previous boyfriend lied about his height and/or they a bad judge of height.

I could conceivably get away with calling myself 6'4" and no one would even question it.

>>257887667
>>257887681

>I like to make shit up to make my worthless manlet "life" seem decent.

You are this retarded.

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>be 6'5"
>women laugh at me
>they put on heels and tower over me like godzilla
>all the tall guys rest their elbows on their heads and muss my hair and call me junior
>mfw kids in grade school are as tall as me if not taller

will it ever get better, /v/? i'm sick of being a manlet

i'm 19 so i'm pretty sure i'm done growing. fuck this shit.

>>257887410
Well I never used Imperial so I just threw "1.7 meters to feet" into Google and somehow stupidly rounded 5.57 down to 5.5 and went with that number as 5' 5.
And then it occurs to me that Imperial system does not have a decimal step and 1 feet does not equal 10 inches so it's actually 5' 7.
Fucking Imperial.
And yeah, I'm fucking shit at math.

>>257886695
just get a girl shorter than you faggot

I'm a 5'2 pimp who is alpha as fuck and screws 20 bitches a day.

>>257887681
Yeah speak da truth brother, don't play video games all day.

>>257884345
Yeah but those two girls seem like shallow whores. Why would you want to date them? Judging purely by their looks alone, hell, the fact that they even use Facebook.

>not using the superior metric system
Fucking amerilards.

>>257886243
>Also, being tall means shit when you're an unfit neckbeard, stop leaning on one quality to pretend you have self-worth.

fucking this, where do you niggers think we are? who gives a shit how tall you are when your fat ass is equally as wide

>>257885836
My dad is 5'5, my mom is 5'6, I am 5'7. Its genetic, dude.

>>257887204
1,70 is 5'7''

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I have a giantess fetish and I wish I was a manlet

all the women taller than me are hungry skeletonesses and trannies

>>257887801
>rest their elbows on their heads
How?

>>257886695

>Should I really blow my brain out?

Yes. Don't even try to pass on your inferior manlet genes.

>>257887836
You know what they call a Royale With Cheese back there? A Quarter Pounder, it's because of the imperial system

>>257887836
I'm also a Yuropoor. Just wanted to save you from saying that you are 5'5" on internet talking with girls.

>>257887972
Had the same problem.

I went abroad, got a gf who is 6"5.

I just make her wear heels and she's JUST a little taller than me (but as my eyes are not on the top of my head, looking at her face to face makes her appear a bit taller than that)

>>257888157
Trust me I can't even get girls to talk to me online.

I loooove short guys! They're so cute! They always offer to help me out with things, do favors for me, etc. One lil guy even tied my shoe laces for me one time ^.^ I love going shopping with them, it's adorable haha!

I just hate it when they ask me out/make a move on me...ugh... it's always so awkward. I still haven't really figured out the best way of turning them down.

I need my man to be a MAN, not a little boy. I need to feel dominated, like a pet. A short guy literally can't provide that. I could never be submissive for a shorty, it just wouldn't be right.

Short men make good friends, but that's all there'll ever be.

>>257888178
>got a gf who is 6"5
where the fuck did you go, the wilds of africa?

>>257887972

But they don't even look at you when you're short.

>>257888238
China

big population, big selection.

She is a basketball star

wait a minute and I'll post a photo of her legs

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>tfw 6'3
>tfw amazon fetish
>tfw no qt tall gf

>>257887972
>that feel
I'd like to be the little spoon for once.

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>be gay
>be a manlet by /fit/ and /v/ standards
>keep hearing the "good luck with women" argument
>mfw

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>>257888238
>>257888302
Here you go.

She once hit me again and again, I hit her back lightly in the stomach and she didn't speak to me for an hour saying I should be more gentle.

It's not fair.

>>257887920
Are you me?

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>tfw only 6' 1"

I'm so sick of having to look up at other men, it's just degrading.

>>257884695

Too funny.

>>257888471

post her soles you son of a bitch

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>>257888471
if you're for real i'm fucking jelly bro

I'm 5'7". I don't really mind my height.

>>257888447
Your gay? Oh. You get a pass then, dick isn't nearly as discriminatory as vagina is.

Go out and bottom your life out. You are a bottom arn't you?

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>>257888471
>amazon gf beating you up
Anon.

My dick can only take so much.

>>257887870
>>257887783

I would post a picture but this isn't /soc/.

Sucks that you haven't got anything else going on besides height.

Pro-tip; Even if you're tall but you're an overweight neckbeard who plays videogames all day long with no career or education, I have some bad news for you.

>>257886141

Anyone could tell you that. Women like taller men, and being taller than your woman gives you advantages, reach and leverage. You don't want her face down ass up with you trying to climb her ass just to put it in.

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>>257888713
>You don't want her face down ass up with you trying to climb her ass just to put it in.
That's actually what I want.

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>>257888620
>this whole post

>>257888471

>giant commie chink waifu

I dunno

is she proportionate, or is she fucked up?

This height spew seems derived from a inferiority complex and anonymity online. It's okay non-"manlets," just shave the neckbeard and you might have a chance with girls. Height is minimal to confidence, intelligence, build, or humor.

>>257888471
got a full body pic?

>Tfw 5'11"
>Tfw tell everyone I'm 6'

>Go to a mall I spent my teen years at and haven't been to since I was 16
>Am 29
>Leave 3 hours later happy, after noticing how I'm higher than average height, yet considered myself normal height when all the women that work around me are just as tall

I'm only 162cm.

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>>257888868
>Height is minimal to intelligence

>>257888703

>Sucks that you haven't got anything else going on besides height.

>Implying I need anything else

Nice jealousy there, shorty.

>>257888824
>tfw no tiny 5'7" qt to spread his cheeks for me

The struggle is real.

>>257888924
Are you me?

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>>257888898
>>257888845
I don't think she's perfect but it suits me. It's obviously the taller one.

>>257888924
OOOHHHH so your the reason everybody thinks I'm 6'1" or 6'2".

Thanks anon, your doing gods work.

>>257889093
Intelligence is euphoric now?

Christ, /v/.

>>257884975
>6'4+
>Too tall, you're just lanky and awkward

Yeah no girl ever found a basketball player attractive

6'3 here, I'm /fit/ and not even mad

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Manlets, there's hope for you definitely.

Let these people who haven't realized that height isn't shit after high school enjoy their life alone

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>>257884975
Nice try, pic related.

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>>257880282
>>257880143

Cloud is 5'7".

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>>257889359

>>257889567

I mean just look at that guy. I'm sure he's a nice guy but who can take him seriously? Do manlets even know how they look? This is how you look.

>>257889694
The 5'10" cutoff is incorrect

double digits get the dick wet

>>257889763
>playing video games
no matter how tall you are, you'll stay a virgin. Go back to your basement dwellers hole.
>>>/v/

>>257889567

What the fuck

How

>>257889694
At least I'm the king of something.

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>My face when 6'4

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>>257889567
>Height isn't shit after highschool

Looks like someone hasn't face the hard reality of life after highschool yet, I'm so sorry.

If anything they care more after highschool. The only time my short friends were able to get qt's was during highschool.

>>257889694
my god, all the work out you need to put in to not look like a bean stalk..eesh but i guess its worth it.

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>be 5'5"
>Live in the land of giants (Netherlands)

FML

>>257890054
So adults actually are shittier than children.

>>257890192
how is that even possible nigger ?

>>257889694
5'11 to 6'2 is good.above there you are going to look like a lanky weirdo

>le chair when 6' 23" boylet

May as well just fucking throw myself off a bridge now holy fuck

>>257890054

Girls only ever had interest in manlets during high school because they were hoping you'd have a late growth spurt. Once you're an adult they know you're not getting any taller and if you're still a sub 6' degenerate at adulthood, you may as well just end it all.

>>257889932

Yes, that's how I look and I'm okay with it and so is she. I have a good self-esteem and I have no use for people's opinions whom I dont know. Why would I care how I look when I have an amazing girlfriend who plays vidya with me and is awesome in all levels.

>FF IX 69 hours

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>6'1"
>Hang around basketball people
>tfw I know manlet feels but I can get away from it easily

>>257890192
I smell a sandnigger

>>257890374

>Why would I care how I look when I have an amazing girlfriend who plays vidya with me and is awesome in all levels.

She's cheating on you with an actual man behind your tiny back.

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>>257890054
>>257890360

>tfw 26 years old

Stay classy, treebeards

>>257890374

You know what, good for you. Manlets might think there's no hope but guess what, tall women are just as undesirable. They might not want you now but when all the tall men like myself have married the cute girls, they'll only have you to pick from.

>>257890512

That is an interesting reaction

>>257890374
>>257890512
Simple way to find out, stop paying her shit and see if she sticks around.

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>mfw 5'8 with a giantess fetisha

>>257890546
Dude, fuck. In that picture you look 17 at MOST.

>>257890646

We're both students, been together for four years. Dont think it's the money because we aint got shit

>>257890192
God hates you.

>>257890858

Yeah, I'm pretty short.

>>257880143
He's a giant to hispanics and short to Jeremy Clarkeson.

>>257890858

>17

Looks about 13 at most. No-one could be that short at 17 and still think their continued existence is acceptable, right?

> tfw 19 and 5'9"
> father is 5'10"
> mother is 5'6"

I-I still have a few more years to grow, r-right guys?

i've never met any place more self-conscious about height than 4chan

>>257891207

Working really well for me mate

>>257891217
Man the fuck up, being short isn't the end of the world, I'm 5'3 and doing fine.

>>257891264
anonymity brings out the true feelings of manlets.

>>257883535
What? That can't be right. That's an entire 16 and a half years less for 6' people.

>>257891364

>5'3
>doing fine

I see you're pretty good at denial. Don't you realise everyone you pass in the street is laughing at you and your hideous deformity?

>>257891264

That's because most of the people here have nothing else than their height, which becomes obsolete when you turn past 21.

Pays off to be a good guy though, no girl wants to be in a serious relationship with someone who as an adult still makes fun of things that people cant change.

>>257891217
You could have another growth spurt, but 5'10" is prob your maximum.

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>>257891497
i appear to have fucked up my math

>>257891217
Some guys grow late, perhaps you are one of them.
Im 22 and im still growing, what i would recommend you to do is.
1. Sleep like 10 hours without a pillow
2. Start eating healthy
3. Do exercise(basketball and yoga will help alot your height)
Do these constantly and you could hit the 6 feet.

>>257891550
I've been 5'9" since I was 14, hopefully I do.

>>257891512
No, I'm not self conscious. I stay in shape to not look like a white flabby humanoid kirby.

>>257891550

>5'10" is prob your maximum

Hahaha holy shit, why even live if something that short is the most you can look forward to?

>>257883535
>Not taking the faustian gamble of 16 years for 60 years of fulfilling life and pussy?

Are you gay m80?

>>257891468
>>257891264

>short people making threads about tall people
>tall people making threads about short people

Pick one

>>257891721

All the exercise in the world won't make you an acceptably tall human, you fucking disgusting midget freak.

I can't tell who's trolling who anymore.

>>257891723
Well, I'm not fat, so it could be worse

>>257891832
Yeah it won't, because I'm not tall. It'll keep me from dying of diabetes and high blood pressure at 40 though.

>>257891961

It can't get any worse than being a manlet, anon. You have no-one to look down upon.

>>257891762
Both happen. And both get ludicrous amounts of replies.

>>257889567

If this manlet has this tall bitch, tell me your excuse for not having one?

I think you cant but at least you have a waifu

>>257891689
>telling a man to do yoga

Should he also swallow semen daily? These faggots, christ. I can get behind the sleeping and eating more, though. Also exercise so you burn that energy then eat some more.

>>257892035

>being a manlet
>wanting to live longer

Are you a masochist?

I'm a 6'2" beautiful fair-complexioned motherfucker with ladies swooning over me but don't know how to take it a step forward, while my best bro is a 5'6" hobbit who pulls way more pussy than anyone I've ever met by just being a good communicator and having his shit together.

Height means nothing to a fuck.

>>257892048

Except you, what have you got?

>>257892167

Height. I can look down upon you all I want. You'll never be able to do the same, shrimp.

>>257892141
>Yoga not excellent for flexibility

I'm not a manlet but I do regularly. I would be physically incapable of ATG squats without it.

>>257892151
No, I just don't care. I'm fine at my height.

>>257892259

But I am already looking down on you, manchild.

>>257892270
Flexibility huh?

interesting...

>>257892285

>not caring that you're a disgusting worthless manlet

You are not fine at your "height" (I can't even call anything below 6' height, you may as well be 1" tall), you're human trash and everyone is laughing at you behind your back.

>>257891689
Thanks, Anon.

What difference does the pillow make?

>>257884975
>Too tall, you're just lanky and awkward

You wish m8. If you're built well you get looks from jelly guys and lustful women EVERYWHERE. Manlets will always find ways to justify their inferiority. These threads are comedy gold

>>257881105
Can I adopt you and put you in a cage with your very own water bottle, little toy house and wheel

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>>257892342

More like looking up at me, little man.

>>257892514
I said I'm not self conscious, if people do that, then more power to them, that just isn't me.

>>257881138
Fun Fact
Midgets only get sex from suppressed nonces who know paedophilia is wrong so they settle for the next best thing. Midgets also have silly voices and can't reach the remote on top of the tv. On the plus size you can make a living in Hollywood playing elfs and goblins in fantasy movies and fuck some normal sized struggling actresses

>Dad is basically a manlet
>Mother is no more than 5'7"
>Be 6'4"

Did I win?

>6'7 hulking trenchcoat wearing neckbeards who are hugless virgins telling other virgins height is the only thing that matters and that everyone under Titan height is a manlet

Look at how many famous Hollywood men are 5'6 or 5'7 before you start going on some disillusioned rant about the aforementioned not getting laid or having success.

I'm 5'11, feels average
The average height for males around the world is 1.73 m/5'8

>>257892160
manlet detected

>6'2" with a 6' dick
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Hear manlets saying they would trade 2 inches of dick length for just one inch of height
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>257892697

No, more like up at ME, Magic Johnson

>at least post a REAL doctor

>>257881806
>TFW 5'11
>1 inch away from being master race

6'2" masthurr rayce

feels good bruh, tall but not freakishly so

>>257892826

It's a bigger issue than just you. Though nearly anything is bigger than you.

>>257892928
Are you actually related

>>257892858
Its still sex so who cares

Why is it that only tall people care about height?

5'5" in slavlands

average height is 5'7"

I can live with that

>>257892928

I have bad news for you. Have you got siblings? How tall are they?

>>257889694
>ugly neckbeards trying to convince themselves that their height will land them immediate pussy even if their face looks like a cheese pizza and their stomach is the size of an impregnated blue whale

Sometimes I forget I'm on 4chan.

>>257892991

>implying the tall should ever look up to the short.

You're short for a reason. It's directly proportional to your worth as a human being.

>>257892941
>Look at how many famous Hollywood men are 5'6 or 5'7 before you start going on some disillusioned rant about the aforementioned not getting laid or having success.

So what you're saying is, women don't care if you're a manlet as long as you're both famous and rich?

There you have it, manlets. Just make it in Hollywood.

>>257893105

Every short friend I've ever had has told me they didn't like being short so don't give me that shit, manlet.

>>257889170
do you have any lewd pics of her?

>>257893105
>implying it isn't the manlets that have issue

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>5'9
>6" dick
>not ugly but not handsome either
>brown eyes
>brown hair
I'm the definition of average and it sucks

>>257893215
>Fat ugly short neckbeards try to rationalize why short is not one of the negative characteristics that will prevent them from getting laid

>>257893215
When you have nothing else to hold onto, it's easy to get desperate.

>>257892976
haha enjoy your average dick looking even smaller on that tall body

Jesus Christ everyone is so fucking retarded.

>>257893361
"Average means you are better than 50% of people"

No reason to feel bad anon.

>>257893314

It's the other way around, some tall people have an issue with short people, which I dont understand. I mean, dont they have short friends in real life?

>>257893361
Brother?

>>257893361
Start to lift. It'll propel you from average to wherever you're willing to take it.

>>257880143
even if isn't little is is smaller than everyone in Punch out roster. Even Doc Louis is larger than him

>>257893105
Men I'm around who are shorter than me (97% of them) always mention my height. I try not to talk about it too much because I know it's makes them insanely angry if you even so much as hint at bragging.
It's the first thing anyone talks about. People who are born tall tend to stop noticing at and would talk about it far less.

It's still fun to know you're genetically superior to so many people too.

>>257883535

Little Mac also lives in nintendoland and will never die, so that's kind of hard to beat.

>>257893215

Do your brothers Snap and Crackle shitpost this much?

>>257892976
You have a 6 foot dick?

>>257893530
> which I dont understand. I mean, dont they have short friends in real life?

Normal ones do. But if you have issues like you said, or maybe are obsessed with a team you play for, you may not.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Most of you are grown up men. Think about it.

"I spent few hours of my life talking shit about tall/short people, haha, I'm so troll"

I cant imagine how does it feel to have done this for years and years on an image board. You are a waste of a welfare check and a burden to your family.

>>257890258
>not knowing that

Children, being assholes is a fact because they still don't live the real world.

Asshole adults are just that. Assholes. and there are a lot of them

Public Service Announcement to all self conscious manlets:

Just. Fucking. Lift.
Being /fit/ will get you more pussy than height ever will

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>>257880282
5"11 1/2 master race reporting in

I still feel short as fuck with all these tall faggots running around these days though. Fucking growth hormones in the food or some shit. Have fun dying early and developing back problems before 50 tall lanky faggots.

>>257893530
>dont they have short friends in real life?

I'm 6'3 and my close bros are all 6 foot and up. I have a tiny male friend and it's not very fun having to both sit when we want to have a chat so we don't hang out much.

To answer your question: It's almost exclusively women that make a big deal out of height. When tall men laugh at the short, it's just for fun. But women write articles about how they instantly trash dating profiles if the height starts with a 5.

I wish I could see the people posting.

I bet this thread has only manlets trying to troll each other

>>257890858
>2014
>not being Jesus

come on anon, step it up

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>>257880143

>durr 5'7 is a midget

pic related is the difference between 5'6 and 6'2

>>257883970
you lanky fucker

>>257894001

Even though you tried to make the difference look small, it's still a big difference. It looks even worse when it's actual people. See: >>257885041

>>257893919
>tfw the grill I truly love hats lifting douchebags
and zyzz wannabes

Im not educated enough for her. Feels bad man

>>257894001
Humans are autistic. They like to find tiny, insignificant differences and blow them way out of proportion. It's because our brains are FUCKED.

>>257894142

I didn't "try" to do anything, the lines literally represent the difference in measurement. What you see is up to you.

>>257885041
of course she would wear giant heels for that

>>257889567
>75% of US presidents are taller than the opponent they ran against.

Yeah no. You might not think it but being tall has huge psychological effects.

>>257894228
*hates

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>>257893872
Literally this holy shit

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>>257893872
>Press Consultant
>10 pages to translate
>9 font size
>arguing here about manlets
>tfw

>>257894453
>facts out the ass

>>257894672

Wasn't that the worlds smallest man before he died? He wasn't even that old

>manlets claiming they live longer

kek