Five Nights At Freddy's: >yfw this burr wins the spookerbowl

its impossible when will people realise this

Every time I close my eyes, I see theirs.

Why do we play with power /v/?

Where's everyone watching this shit at

>>257868991
it's not

They are designed to hunt down illegal immigrants, like the protag

waiting for chica waifu

>>257868926
Yeah, but why is this place operating on some sort of battery or generator?

>>257868907
>Will Freddy ever find true love?
He already has, OP. With you.

WE NEED MORE DUCK WAIFU FAPART TO FEED MY RAGING COCK

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xth for obligatory chica waifu post.

CLOSING THE LEFT DOOR CONFIRMED TOP STRAT

>>257869040
http://www.hitbox.tv/fankriss

>>257869040
Fankriss
http://www.hitbox.tv/fankriss

>>257869056
Jews.

BUT WHAT'S IN THE SAFETY RULES IN EAST HALL CORNER?

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Why not just keep the camera on the kitchen all the time, only closing it down to stop the wolf?

So, fankriss just got 3AM just by changing his tactics completely.

THINK OUTSIDE OF YOUR BOX EACH TIME

HELP ME /v/ MY DOOR IS OPEN AN IM ABOUT TO GO SLEEP I HAVE NO COFFEE OR ANYTHING TO KEEP ME AWAKE

>>257869150
Shut the left door so the wolf can't rape you, stare at the kitchen.

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>fankriss survives until 3 AM on the 6th night just by closing the left door and doing nothing

>tow you will never cum on your chica waifu's ass

>>257869205
Lock your door and barricade it

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>I wrote a quick fapfic
>No one will fap

Why do they retreat

Surely they know you cannot hold out

>>257869205
just fap and keep edging til sunrise

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why's it called five nights at freddy's when there's six nights?

>>257869302
its not very sexy at all

>>257869302

Because its shit, kill yourself.

>>257869302

MY BONER IS SCARED AND CONFUSED
GODDAMN YOU

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>>257869302
>mfw I jiggled myself to this the moment it was posted

>>257869361
because the sixth night was an extra update.

>>257869302
but a-anon I did

>>257869334
To give you a moment of false hope before your inevitable demise.

>>257869362
It's not meant to be sexy, I didn't try.

Just fucking masturbate and cum on your keyboard.

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Blessed are his words

>>257869361
Overtime.

>>257869302
Very little actual sex in it. That's the thing.

east coast represent we made it to 6 am

>>257869302
The important thing is that you tried, anon.

I really hope all this furfaggotry is satire.

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>>257869302
please do one based off this picture

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/r/ing colored version of pic related

>>257869361
THE SIXTH NIGHT ISN'T AT FREDDY'S.
YOU RAISE A GOOD POINT, FRODO.

>>257869334

I like to think that they're completely self-aware and they don't actually put you in the suit.
They just love to abuse loopholes in their programming to spook the shit out of you, since that's the only joy they can get out of being a creepy robot slave.

Its six. We finally made it.

Sorry westfags, you still got another three hours ahead of you.

>>257869440
6 days, my lord. Praise be to Schmidt.

>>257869093
Wish the face was less crazy

>>257869439
what's with the pony OC?

>>257869515
Chica wait come back I would love some cookies
;-;

>>257869552
Can't sleep, freddy will eat me

tfw no pic of cum on chica's butt while she is looking at the viewer with a completely indifferent expression

>>257869596
I got a feelin' you won't enjoy those she has in mind...

>>257869263
Johnny Boy? Is that you?

>>257869596
Don't worry, she'll be back.

Lock the door.

It's finally 6 AM, my watch is over, /v/.

>>257869627
>on
>not in
0/10

Can't you just hide under the desk and cry whilst hugging the fan?

> reserve power
> fan still on

Truly the thing that wastes the power is the thing that no one notices

>>257868907
Why the fuck does every let's player get so upset by the guy talking in the beginning?
It's like they want to miss the point and is probably the reason they are bad at games.

>>257869690
it looks significantly more appealing to watch it drain down the side and these things wouldn't have orifices

>>257869715
>the thing that no one notices
>has become an official character at this point

Lurk more.

>>257869746
FUCK

>>257869302
Wasent bad...

Did Vlad die?

HOLY SHIT WE'RE ON THE CUSP OF VICTORY

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>>257869093
>>257869302
>>257869515
>>257869513

For what purpose?

>>257869746
OH SHIT

>>257869772
>wouldn't have orifices
as far as you know
also >not getting a blowjob

>>257869735
Because they want to keep talking constantly and usually talking over dialogue means they have to shut the fuck up finally and that just can't happen

> Spooky robots walking around at night
> Still goes back to do his job

well I guess a nigga has to eat, what if infact you're already a robot - you just don't know it yet.

>>257869643
>>257869683
>has a thing for crazy girls like a pre-determined Stockholm syndrome
>>the only outcome is death
Chica why can't we just be together and eat shitty childrens pizza

>>257869845
I've always loved picture of girls bending over and flashing their panties

>>257869596
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE
C'MON
SO YOU CAN TAKE THE COOKIE
AND STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH

>>257869746
the first thing i thought of were these guys.

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>you're playing Night 6
>shitting your fucking pants
>RNG blesses you with extreme luck
>manage to make it to 5AM with a little more than 30% power
>hear nothing from animals
>check cameras
>everything normal
>yfw suddenly the fan turns off

>Tfw you will never cum over chicas metallic breasts while she has an indifferent expression
brb suicide

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>>257869816
so close

chat won't connect wat do

>>257869690
>doesn't want to mark his property

>>257869093
What is she holding?
An animatronic cookie?
A stool?
An empty plate with badly drawn blood coming out?
A burrito?

>>257869845
So you'll cum, Anon. I write to make you aroused.

Seriously, I wasn't fucking trying. I'll have a much better one tomorrow.

I've been following this shit for 12 hours straight and i'm at the point where this whole thing isn't even

>>257869889
He goes back because he realizes he is our silent protector against the bots

>>257869908
>girls

>>257869845

WE FAP SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM

>>257869976
Pretty sure it's supposed to be gore but from a lower angle where you can't see said gore.

GUYS IT'S 6 AM
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN GO TO BED

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>>257869942

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> Door stuck

>>257869995
next one give Chica a dick and have her fuck security-kun

>>257869976
she's spinning her hand around super fast

>>257869942
At that point, just close all doors and sit it out

>tfw when the game has become too popular
>tfw the chat is full of /v/ cancer
>tfw this happens with every fun game after a day

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>>257870119
>liking futa

Plebius Maximus

>Fankriss still playing

fucking machine

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>>257869942
>mfw

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Jesus Christ I lost four hours of sleep because of this fucking game.

Fuck it and fuck this asshole in particular.

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>tfw you know the power is going to run out soon.

torrent/download where

requesting webm of Dickwolf swinging on in

>>257870227
Fankriss the Unyielding

>>257870186
>games are only fun when nobody but me knows about them

>>257870228
>balloon shop

My nigga

>>257870151
Enjoy Fox raping your door in 3 hits

>>257869263
OP and the chat are establishing tactics.

Right now he's actually going to survive with as minimal energy use as possible then camping at the 3-4am mark.

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>>257869440
OVERTIME?!?!?!

>>257870186
What are you some hipster faggot?

>>257870245
You mean you want to fuck him, right?

>>257870287
More like when the majority of /v/ doesn't know about them

>>257870245

I want Flash Wolf-kun to give me the knot

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Guys, someone in the last thread said that if you don't move when the power goes out, Freddy takes longer to kill you. Is this true? Was securitybro right!?!

>>257870119

>Genderswap the character to be female
>'Give her a dick!'

You're retarded. ©Jontron

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>>257869552
I can finally sleep

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Would you consider this game better if there were a way to actually win?

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>>257870223
>not liking futa
I bet you kiss girls too faggot

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>>257870227
poor vlad thought, 13 hours.

>>257870245

EVERY FUCKING TIME
THAT FAGGOT DOG AND HIS PRO DOOR KNOCKS
MUH DOORS
MUH POWER

>>257870068
Ah, makes sense.
I guess I'm just tired, thanks.

>>257870302
Nothing you can do to stop that, ever.

Are there speedruns out for this yet?

>>257870287
Dat shitty strawman argument

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>

What if you run out of power while Wolf is knock-knock-knocking?
Does he bust his way in?

>>257870346
yes.

>>257870346
No, Fankriss did the no-moving tactic and Freddie hopped on his ass the second the lights shut off.

So what' keeping you from just keeping your eyes on CAM 1A and telling them fuck you we're doing weeping angels tonight

Would like more Chica and bunny lewd pls...t-thanks

>>257870346
It's true, but apparently not on the 6th night. Freddie nearly immediately charges at you.

>>257870454
The wolf

>>257870410
how the fuck would you speedrun this
its on a set timer
because then it just becomes RNG: teh urn so you dont get dicked by any of the fucking robots

>>257870392
oh you mother fucker I didn't realize it was a gif and I closed the image out at the exact fucking moment they looked at me

I thought I was hallucinating because of tiredness so I looked at it again and fucking scared myself

>>257870216
10/10

>>257869361
>Overtime
>only worked 30 hours

>>257870430
but thats literally what you said

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>>257870392
>Vlad driving himself to insanity by doing the same things over and over again on Night 6
>Stream eventually ends
>"Sorry guys, I did the best I could. I couldn't get you the true ending"

>>257870498
and closing the left door

>Day 6
>Freddie comes a knocking
>finds you with the camera up
>beating off furiously to Chica
>walks away in disgust

>>257870373
Honestly? No. Right now it's a cumulative effort of the entire internet gaming community to conquer night 6, I've never seen so much teamwork outside of a few internet games in closed communities but this is a whole new level of coming togetherness. If anything I want more games like this where it takes at least several days to beat just so that things like this can happen again. I also contribute the amount of time it's taking to complete to the amount of fanart being created because people are wanting to create something for everyone else while the hype is fresh

Would you work at Freddies for $120?

>>257870614
The power.

>DLC will include:
>A wasp animatron with a huge-ass stinger to boot

>>257869302

I got hard and stroked myself a little if that makes you feel better.

>>257870548
How?

Whenever the MAJORITY of /v/ gets a hold of a game, they completely ruin it with memes and other garbage

Yesterday with Vlad was great, not anymore

>>257870346
Yeah. I've been running night 4 to continue to see if it works. The time seems to get less and less as time goes on, but If you MOVE, he's fucking on you like shit on a shingle. Night 4 has claimed my life about 20 times now, (On purpose for experimental purpose.)

Night 4, If you don't move, Freddy takes between 40-50 seconds to pick up on you and realize you're there. But the trick is to NOT FUCKING MOVE. If you shift your camera perspective, he notices you. He's coming. You have to be stock still. Just take your hands off the mouse and don't fucking move.

>>257870582
>Vlad stops playing at 6 AM his time
>wait what was that noise hold on
>last online 10 days ago

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>>257869513
>always loved picture of girls bending over and flashing their panties

>>257870617
Someone draw this please

>>257870685
>brb breakfast

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So what was the Bite of '97?

>>257870747
it was worth pulling an all-nighter

>>257870665
But what does that get you if you lose any time that isn't seconds away from 6 am?

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>>257870747
Stop confusing my dick, artist

>>257870652

You are genuinely autistic.

>>257870346

Moving singles that you're down to fuck and up for some hot bear dick.
Like >>257870665 said, the trick is to sit still and listen to the sweet, sweet lullaby of the fan.

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>tfw tempted to play this game before /v/ starts to hate it but know I'll shit myself

I can't take jump scares let alone in something that requires your attention like this

>>257870747
You glorious bastard.

So the gist is you spastically monitor the two rooms next you and slam the doors when you see monsters? And then they go away but might come back?

>>257870865
Nice ad hominem brah. You sure showed me

>>257870810
One of the robots bit a kid's frontal lobe off.

>>257870869

*signals

>>257870913
You also need to watch the cameras. The other nights aren't as frantic.

I want to cum on Chica's Chicas.

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>>257870747
MY DICK HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO DO

>>257870810
I'll make this short
>Bots used to free roam round the store
>One bot bit a kid
>Frontal Lobe = gone
>Needed might guard ever since

>>257870913
Keeping track of further away is also important because certain enemies can move into place very easily.

>>257870747
t-thanks

>>257870747
so in what way and for how long am I going to have to suck your dick for you to do one last pic of chica leaning forward with cum/blood on her ass

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Can somebody use a virtual timer to time when the wolf comes after not using the camera at all, to see if it's on a set time or not

>>257870913
>you have to watch the cameras occasionally, they do a weeping angel thing and won't move so long as you're watching them.

The wolf wants your attention and if you don't watch him enough he'll make a beeline for your office

>>257870916

I'm not the guy you were talking to, I just think you're a giant autist.

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>Game files blow up to 3 gigs while you play
>People think they'll ever be ready

>>257870810
Also, it was '87. The robots are over 20 years old, hence their design

>>257871018
Righto. You enjoy your meme chat, champ

>>257870747
you really need to draw longer lines, the chicken-scratching isn't a good look

>>257871001
He takes just enough time to let you know how hopeless you are to stop him.

>>257871046
Typo

>>257870979
What was a kid doing in there at 12-6am?

>>257871039
>Game files begin to give max payne 3 a run for its money

>Begins to glitch out when it cannot expand any further if the drive happens to be full

>>257870869
Freeze-Tactic Bro here.
On night 5, it doesn't seem like it works as well. First run, I burned down the power, and Let everything sit. Freddie got me in about 45 seconds.

>>257870979
So it bit off the front of a child's fucking head and they didn't get destroyed?

I can't watch this more than a few seconds at a time.

>>257871069
It's chica so the chicken scratching is fitting

>>257871096
the bots used to roam during the day

>>257871117
The boss is a jew.
Robots cost a lot of jewcoin.
You do the math.

>>257871018

>I cannot enjoy content because people in chat are using words I deem unacceptable and somehow impair my enjoyment of content

No the other guy is right, you are a huge autist. Worse still, you're an autist that thinks he's above others.

You are CWC

>>257871096
They used to roam around in the day, but they kept them to only roaming at night since that incident

So if you close both doors, what happens if power runs out?

>>257871069
I have very shaky hands. This is how I always sketch.

My finished works are far less chicken scratchy.

>>257871212
you get ready

>>257870997
I'll stick a finger in your ass while sucking your dick drawfag-kun for this as well

>>257871212
they'll open up and you die

>>257871212
They open and it's the all-night rape train.

>>257871212
Doors open, lights go out, anus gets invaded

>>257871201
Why doesn't the guard just turn one into a sex puppet and fuck it at night?

>>257871117
Lawsuits were different back in the 80's as well. and who knows what happened that day, maybe the kid hit one of the robots

>>257871212
you feel it

>>257871241
it's not a good habit for sketching, either. whatever

>>257871212

Freddy and friends invade the security office and take turns violently raping you.
Welcome Freddy's!

>>257871241
you should totally draw robotic bird blowjob
trust me jagged teeth on beaks are perfect for dicksucking

Why is Stream chat so goddamned annoying

>>257869845
Desperate furshitters needing a hold

>>257871420
>/v/

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>>257871212
Ready 4 Freddy?

>>257871419
Freddy plz

>>257871212
steady yourself for freddy

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>During the night, the guard swipes an unused costume, hollows it out, sits around watching porn
>Robots just see another robot and fuck off to do whatever it is they do apart from molesting guard anus
>ez 120

>>257871354
Even the BillyBob place back in the day only had costumed HUMANS walking around. Having fucking robots walking around children would be way too dangerous.

>>257870979
>>257871046
Where is this mentioned?

>>257871354
>kid hits an object
>object tears through his fucking brain
>objects aren't immediately destroyed
N

>>257871241
someone gift this guy something on steam or something, fuck

>>257871398
Can you win? Is it actually possible to get past night 6?

Why would anyone take this job?

>>257869513

Oh hey you still want more pictures? sorry for the sketch last time I was tired.

please more upskirts/pantyshots with cute pantsu

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>>257871342
>sticking your dick in a sentient blender
MY MIND SAYS NO BUT MY DICK IS SCARING ME

>>257871512
First night, c'mon

>>257871501
>Boy, you're looking small, floppier and unfilled today
>Don't worry, we'll cram one of our spare skeletons into you
>What was that crunching sound?

>>257871501
They would see that you weren't wandering around like normal and know something was up.

RIP FANKRISS

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HIS GAME CLOSED ITSELF

FANKRISS HIT OVERLIMIT

FREDDY CLOSED THE GAME

IT'S OVER

PANIC

What just happened?

FANKRISS GAME HAS GONE FUBAR

THE HELL WAS THAT IN FANKRISS STREAM

HOLY SHIT FANKs GAME CLOSED ITSELF

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

Why don't they just chain them to some treadmills if they have to keep moving

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>MY GAME JUST CLOSED
>MY GAME JUST CLOSED ITSELF

WHAT THE FUCK UST HAPPENED

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>YFW

>>257871543
>applying real world logic to video games
Anon plz, control your autism.

holy shit the game closed itself during the stream

IT'S HAPPENING.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

The fuck was that? Is Frankriss just trolling?

oh god his game just closed what

>>257871117
The game never states it was a child. If it wasn't, probably covered up. Place is cheap, doubt they'd go and destroy or replace one of their bots.

Conventionally...

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WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK

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GAME HAS BECOME SELF AWARE

WHAT THE FUCK

EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE GOTTEN COMPLACENT WITH THIS FUCKING GAME
JESUS BUTTFUCKING CHRIST

scream followed by game shutting itself off.... good luck fankriss

it's all over now.
They know we're here.
You can't run. All you can do is make the pain less.

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WHAT THE FUCK PANIC PANIC

THIS JUST IN
THE GAME JUST SHUT ITSELF OFF

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT WENT DOWN ON THE STREAM OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>257871551
>>257871564
The sketch is fine man

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>Fankriss's game just crashed after empty costume appeared

>>257871571
He would remove all the dangerous bits. It would be a 20 year old realdoll.

RON PAUL SAVE US

new kink acquired


to cope with fear, sexualize fear

as wise man once said,when i feel earthquake, my hand automatically go to the dick. i stroke the dick and feel i have sex with the earth. all becoming calm

>>257871571
I've been fighting this losing battle for a majority of the night anon, the best thing you can do is put logic aside and let the suspension of disbelief take over

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NO NO ON O NON ON ON O NO NO

WHO IS THIS NEW DOLL
CAN THE LORE GET ANY DEEPER

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>>257871627
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC

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>YFW FREDDY HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE GAME

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WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT WAS THAT TERROR

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THIS IS GETTING 2 FUCKING SPOOKY

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>>257871671
What the fucking fuck just happened on the stream?
The empty suit is alive!

>>257871550

We have no idea whether or not this shit can be won, but God knows we're trying.
Money, and a chance to have some clang-clang with a bird robot.

>>257871756
dude who doesn't sexualize fear?

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>Game closes on its own with a scream I haven't heard yet

I'm legit fucking scared, now.

>>257871783
SWIGGITY SWOOTY DAT MOE BOOTY

FRANKRISS'S GAME SHUT ITSELF OFF ASTER FREDDYS EMPTY FUCKING SUIT ATTACKED HIM ON DAY 6

GOD DAMN IT! Just when I think i'm going to bed, I narrowly avoid missing something like this!

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GAME JUST CLOSED ITSELF FUCK FANK IS GONNA DIE

>>257871631
A DEEP FEAR JUST SETTLED IN ME AND I AIN'T EVEN PLAYING

Holy fuck this is bullshit, I was just about to go to bed

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>the empty costume in the room

>>257871549
If you really wanna

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Talynn/

Considering Vlad getting dragged outside his booth into the pirate cove to be double freddie'd.
Was this a bug or a feature ?

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nope

Stream chat has frozen for me, anyone else?

>FANKRISS HAS YIELDED
>>FANKRISS HAS YIELDED
>>>FANKRISS HAS YIELDED
>>>>FANKRISS HAS YIELDED
>>>>>FANKRISS HAS YIELDED
>>>>>>FANKRISS HAS YIELDED
>>>>>GET OUT NOW
>>>>GET OUT NOW
>>>GET OUT NOW
>>GET OUT NOW
>GET OUT NOW

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Mark got a sinilar thing on night 2
he managed to survive by spamming camera though

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I am incredibly spooked right now.

holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT1NhLTwwEg&t=15m9s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsHqAG8dmSw&t=15m7s

TELL ME ABOUT THE YELLOW BEAR, WHY DOES HE APPEAR IN THE ROOM?

Wait a god damned mother fucking second, I KNOW I've seen that exact clip of that bear suit, face and a game shutting down before. But it was a while ago at least several months

>>257871783
ITS THE KID THAT GOT HIS FRONTAL LOBE BITTEN OFF AKA THE TRUE MASTERMIND OF THE PIZZERIA

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>Freddy accumulated so many AI files he lawnmower mann'd himself out of the game

what happened? stop watching stream because playing, what happened?

>>257871972
Man I fuckin love the atmosphere of this game.

>>257871849
GUYS.

The empty suit does that if you stare at it for too long.

It happened to me on Night 4 (Freeze-Tactic Bro here again.)

Basically the only way to counter Empty suit Freddy is the exact fucking opposite of everything you normally do. Look at the fucking Camera and Nope the fuck out.

>>257871996
That's what you'll be stuffed into if you lose.

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guys, does the image of Freedy on the streamers computer say kill

What was that .txt file?

>>257871815
>filename

someone post it

Guys, wtf is dis?

Been ignoring these threads.

>>257871972
Mark?

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>mfw just a tiny picture of freddie

>>257872096
a horror game

>the whites of their pupils turned red

>>257872168
I figured as much, but what's it about?

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>>257872091
Same guy here, got your back.

>inb4 new animatron is Winston the Wasp

>>257872096
It's a puppet show where you get dressed up to please children.

>>257872096

A horror game where you need to monitor cameras, lights and doors while a bunch of possessed animatronic robots are trying to get to your room and turn you into one of them.

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>the AI became so self aware that it escaped the fucking game

MAN THAT WAS MAXIMUM SPOOKY

>>257872128
I imagine he's talking about Markiplier, a loud obnoxious cunt.

>>257872168
I'm not entirely sure it's just a game anymore...

>Everyone is so focused on their screens

What's behind you

SNAKE?
SNAKE!?
SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>257871972
COME HOME I MISS YOU

Have you guys noticed that these threads are trying really hard?

Here's why: The creators of the game are marketing it. They are trying the grassroots approach. There is a team of people continuously posting these threads to try and get you to fall for the hype and buy it.

Every time they get called out they all coordinate and attack the poster with posts like "How silly" or "IT'S ONLY 2 DOLLARS! "

Don't fall for this shit /v/

>>257871996
Guys
Guys
The empty costume
it's the other security guard, they turned him

>>257872342
my wall

>>257872207
It's about being a security guard in a Chuck E Cheese like pizza place. The animations become sentient at night and believe that you are one of them without the animal-themed exoskeleton.
Each night for a week they try to catch you and force you into one, which obviously would kill you.

Spooky concept.
Hilarious execution.

>>257872342

>Protag can't look behind himself
>Empty suit is just chilling out above you

>>257872376
How silly

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>>257872342
Don't do this to me nigga

>>257872376
or people could be enjoying it.
I know I am

So wait the green freddy disappears if you pull up your camera?
Do you think he's there to stop people camping?

>>257872207
Animatronic furries pushing their vore fetish on you.

It's really horrifying.

>>257872376
How silly.

>>257872342
>I work with animatronics
>There's a robo-rex behind me

It's all over from here.

>>257872376
IT'S ONLY 2 DOLLARS!

>dog is warning you about the knot

ok i laughed

>>257872096
>wtf is dis
>Literally too lazy to type out actual words

>>257872376
IT'S ONLY 2 DOLLARS!

>>257872307
>program can terminate itself
>HUUUUUUUUURRRRR IT'S SELF AWARE

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>>257872376
>all this OC made and lore speculation
>actual discussion of vidya
>wanting us to stop

>>257872376
how silly

Has anyone got the lit up image of the game over screen with the suit with human eyes on it?

>>257872376
IT'S ONLY 2 DOLLARS!

>>257872376
haha
no

>>257872502
you nigger

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>>257872376
Or: genuine enthusiasm still exists in the world outside of your self-interested little bubble

Ok so im a newfag.

What the fuck is going on?

>>257872096
>wtf is dis
xddd lol imao

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>>257872342
nothing anon...

>>257872376
>/v/ - vidya celebrities and console wars
>no games allowed

>>257872463
>>257872419
>>257872278
Yeah, I just saw.
Looks fun and spooky.

>>257872492
lol sk my dk m8

>>257872502
Holy shit.

whats the left door exploit people are talking about?

>>257872502
>nearly 3 mb
>gif

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>>257872502
Oh fuck me sideways, that actually spooked me.

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>>257872502
Go fuck yourself

>>257872510
>i'm playing /v/ like a fiddle
>stop calling me out

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>>257872502
>gif
NOT TODAY ASSHOLE

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>>257872502

>>257872376
How silly, It's only 2 dollars.

>>257872391
Then why the fuck is it empty?

>>257872502
I'm cold now. I was warm a second ago but now I'm stone cold. I think I'm dying you fucker

>>257872596
Suck this
whips out dick

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>>257872502
Goddamn it, as soon as I noticed .gif it was too late.

>>257872570
You're shitposting

>>257872603
The wolf charges the left door only, you keep it closed, the wolf can't rush you.

>A game so scary that half the people talking about it are too scared to play it.

Is this real?

>>257872376
Except about 98% of /v/ isn't playing it, just watching streams. Too cowardly. Myself included.

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>>257872527

>>257868907
>Not being: You gonna get stuffed