The Legend of Vita-tan: Sony's Awakening
Barely hidden Console-tan thread
Sims 3 stream here:
>not using livestreamer
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
>Wii U-tan isn't MILF'y.
>Xbone-tan isn't deliciously chubby.
>Ps4 has no games.
Why did this make me laugh?
What's this I hear about deliciously chubby?
>"Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/.
Also, reminder that these kinds of threads are tumblrite bait.
Remember that time we tried to move to /vg/ and the thread was deleted in under ten minutes?
Also, best tan coming through.
I see we have different definitions of delicious and/or chubby
That version is perfect.
That's subjective but I'll go with it
>open these two images in separate tabs
>alternate back and forth between them quickly
Also, if anyone wants to make their own, the link is here.
Just be sure to turn your volume down because the page plays loud annoying music. Fortunately you can mute it.
>not just having a fetish for overly round midsections
>wanting only nine months of fun before being force to take care of an angry wrinkly pink prune-like protohuman
Probably the face and clothes.
I would imagine she would act like ryuko though.
>dozens of CoD:AW, BF4, Thief and other multiplaform games boxes in the background
>Xbone and PS4 rapping together
>"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU"
More like Ryuko best console.
I still love SNES though.
Question: Do we have any tans for arcade systems (excluding the Neo-Geo, since there was also the home console version of the board).
Stuff like the CPS-2, NAOMI, Taito Type-X2, the works. (If anything, the Power System Changer which is essentially the CPS-1's home version needs the same system as the Neo-Geo AES)
I'm gonna try sketching some Jaguar-tan in the meantime since she's a cute, even if my tablet broke.
I'm pretty sure VHS era is over.
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS
I'd still fuck her though.
I'd be smashing that Z button just like the ol' days.
you didn't even need one of her arms when playing.
And then I laughed because I get the feeling that's what the artist was thinking when drawing her.
Neat design. I can dig it.
Jesus....Just read it, I would play the fuck out of that.
>N64 controller = 3 appendages.
>N64-tan = 3 appendages.
It's not hard.
Well shit. That went right over my head. I forgot to count.
I believe you I just buzzed out like any racist person would
>Implying her skin colour would put you off.
Fuck it, I give up
>all those butons
>tons of bland gray whn the n64 had banana , black, and different transperant colours like transparent sleevs to a shirt or
>no sort of friendly or
sluttyexpression to show the want to do things in 4somes
Even the trap idea is more creative then this
better than mine. thanks anon
Oh my God, do I try, /v/. Do I try not to be a shit drawfag.
It's a cute design, thanks to its simplicity. If you're talking about the drawfriend's skill, well, they've got a lot of room to improve, but definitely have the potential to do so.
TODAY ON THE FIRST DAY OF TAN HOUSE GAMESPHERE SAVED THE DAY BY EXTINGUISHING THE FIRE MADE BY ROBIN WILLIAMS EXPLOSIVE BAKLAVA
MEANWHILE CYBERMATRIX IS LIVING THE LIFE IN THE BASEMENT OF DOOM
It DOES suck.
I used to have a Graphire4, but there was some remodelling going on here and the pen was lost to the sands of time. And nowadays, getting a pen compatible with that archaic piece of hardware is more expensive than just investing in a new one. So I gotta wait till then.
>>257751384 is still right though.
>Day Anon in Vidyastria
>Another day in this world of sapient anthropomorphized consoles.
>You are currently headed towards Xbone-tan's Cottage
>You'd much rather be spending time hanging out with Dreamcast-tan but a promise is a promise
>Killer Instinct (2013) you sigh to yourself.
>You hope its fun at least...
>You push on to your destination waving to background consoles as you move along.
>Why'd she have to live on the outskirts of town?
>Not in PC-tans modern house.
First off, we have PC. As you can see, he has his projected "Master Race" stats. His only downside however, like most PCs is that they're commonly fucked by outside interference such as water, or god forbid, fire.
>After a long walk you eventually reach her humble dwelling.
>Nothing special, really.
>You sort of expected something fairly extravagant since you heard that she came from money.
>But instead its a fairly simple cottage surrounded by flower beds.
>On further inspection you notice that the flowers are very well tended to.
>It makes sense you guess, a shy console like her must enjoy doing things like these.
>You give the door a good knock and await your host.
>gamesphere just sails straight through 8th gen island
but where's the dog??
>The door half opens and her familiar dome peeks out.
>"Uhm..." She takes a second to realize who's at the door.
>"O-oh Anon!" She brightens up.
"Hi Xbone, I'm not too early am I?"
>"Oh, no, not at all. Please come in" She says in her mellow voice as she opens the door fully.
>Shes wearing an apron.
>She must have been busy tidying up.
>"So, Are you ready to play some videogames?"
"S-sure..." you say a little hesitantly. Hopefully she wont be a little too creepy.
>She leads you into her living room and offers you a seat.
>You accept reluctantly but she doesn't join you.
>"A-actually... I have a surprise for you" She starts twiddling her fingers while looking down.
>Beads of sweat start forming on your face.
>"Please wait here a moment." and she leaves the room.
Shut your whore mouth.
Well that's who she was modeled after.
Its flattering to see someone else drawing out my design. You seem to have basic anatomy down so you can only improve my friend. Keep practicing. Its how any artist gets better. Honestly.
>shiting on Asuka as well.
You really wanna fucking do this?
Now for PS4. First thing you may (or may not) notice is that she dual wields(in homage to one of her designs that has multiple swords) with a playstation button being a weapon. She will attack twice with each weapon, which totals up to 4 attacks per turn. Although the attacks will be somewhat weak, what the weapons do additionally make up for it. For example, triangle has a chance of inflicting poison on an enemy upon each hit, while Circle has a chance of inflicting burn on each hit. Her skill, "Lightbar" comes from the common and somewhat silly complaint about people being blinded by the DS4's lightbar. Instead of bitching about this complaint, she uses it to her advantage. Her role in battle is mainly for status effect application.
i hate these default graphics
>PC DPS attacker.
>PS4 status attacker.
>Wii U healer.
YES YES YES
This isn't a waifu thread.
>You start scanning the cottage for escape routes in case things gets awry.
>Why'd you have to have to agree to spend time with the creepy console?
>In her own turf no less.
>"Uhm...Anon" You hear her as she peeks out from the corner.
>"I-I knew you weren't too exited to play Killer Instinct (2013) so I prepared something else that I thought we might enjoy."
>She jumps out of the corner. (You cant help but notice how parts of her... considerable anatomy jiggled after her little hop)
I'm struggling with ideas for a CPSystem-tan
It's kinda hard to give an arcade machine its own identity distinct from the other arcade boards, due to similar configuration and whatnot, so what came to mind were the facts that it had quite a lot of beat-em-ups like Final Fight(hence why she's toned) and Street Fighter II, so I see her as the sort of person who likes a good brawl. But there are other games that deserve mention, like Ghouls n' Ghosts and Strider (which can be addressed by making the Gi purple like Hiryu's).
In other words, I'm open to ideas before I try to make a proper character sheet is what I'm saying.
this look great, except for the sweat i looks like semen
>"I worked hard to get this for you" She presents her surprise proudly
>Its a copy of Diablo 3
>"I also prepared some snacks for us."
>Oh dear, please dont be dewritos...
>She presents a small basket of muffins with her other hand.
>"I baked these myself"
>"Heh heh" she beams proudly carrying the basket of baked goods.
>You feel a little ashamed if assuming bad things from her.
>The muffins actually smell pretty good.
>"I asked Dreamcast-tan about what you liked..." She continues as she heads your way.
>"And she mentioned you like cupcakes..." She sits down next to you
>"I dont know how to make cupcakes but I hope these are good enough" She sets the cupcakes down on the coffee table
>As expected of someone with her 'proportions' the act of sitting down with you caused you to tilt for about 45 degrees as sofa shifted with her weight..
>"Shall we play?" she smiles brightly at you, a little blush forming on her cheeks.
>like bigger women
>get raging boner for pregnant women
>never want kids
Just stick with the plan I hope to enact: Find one of those super horny pregnant women whose husbands won't fuck them on those online cheat-dating websites.
Actually, the thought of fucking some dude's wife and cumming on his unborn child because he's too much of a normalfag arouses me greatly.
>console-tans will forever exist only in your dreams
>you can't even lucid dream
>Genesis also has thick hips and thighs
>And nice tits
>Start remembering the quirks of my own Genesis
>If you wiggle or move a cartridge too much while it's running, it will freeze/crash
>This, if you fuck Genesis too roughly she goes into an orgasm coma
>Now, in addition to all the things /d/ made me want to do with my dick, I want to fuck my Sega Genesis
Something about PC getting MGSV, as it's the hot news now?
>console tans sitting around with MGS in the middle
>off-border yellow stream generously covers it
>http://youtu.be/iCf1PfBvnyc?t=8m36s but with PC-man and mustard
Next up, Xbox One, the tank.
Her weapon is the Xbox One controller, which went through 200 revisions before the final product shipped out. Her weapon isn't really the part of her to give a shit about however, it's the Kinect. What i'm trying to do is make her battle capabilities based on her helmet, rather than her weapon since RPGs don't do this very often.
Her kinect will be the main provider of skills in battle, ranging from player recognition(scanning enemy stats) to social media(increasing defense based on how many people are in your party). Since Microsoft is stubborn with 3rd party things, her equipment will be unchangeable. However, I'm hoping I can make them scale as she levels up.
I want to add more stuff to make her a "tank", but I'm out of ideas.
>The time just flew by.
>It must have been a few hours now
>The muffins she made were really good.
>And it's hard to believe but Diablo 3 is quite fun.
>Especially when played with friends.
>You guess this makes you and Xbone-tan friends now..
>After all the game if a blast to play even with just the two of you.
>It actually reminds you of playing Gauntlet Legends, another favorite with Dreamcast-tan.
>"Watch out Anon, Its the boss!" Xbone exclaims
>Your attention shifts to Xbone-tan.
>You guess you were a little too harsh in judging her.
>She notices you looking at her and she smiles back at you.
>Your turn to blush...
MGSV on PC fucking gave me a boner
Pic fucking related
>literally no reason to buy a PS4 anymore
But how are you gonna achieve greatness now?
b-but I'm afraid I don't care about greatness
>You try your best to focus on the game hoping she didnt notice you blushing.
>"Hey Anon" Xbone breaks the silence.
>"You dont like us next gen consoles very much, do you?" She says, not looking away from the screen.
"T-thats not true..." You mutter out feeling like a total ass.
>"I know you prefer spending time with the older consoles..." The trails off.
"B-but I-I'm really good friends with Wii-U tan..."
>She gives you a knowing smile.
"I-It's just that Im not into social networking a-and media streaming" You awkwardly make excuses for your past behaviour.
>"Hey, theres some good loot for you" She changes the subject.
>You still feel a little guilty but you know an out when you see one.
"Nice, with this I can..." And you both focus back on the game.
And finally, Wii U, the healer.
She does what any he, healer would do, make sure nobody fucking dies. Actual fun is her Cure I. It causes a tan to remember the last time they had fun playing which heals some of their HP. Off screen gameplay allows her to disappear from battle and move to the sidelines allowing her to do her job while not being in any danger.
And now, to try something fun.
>RPG Maker 2k3
Fuck yes. I love those battle sprites, the fact that they can all be edited in MSPaint, and the fact that you can actually see your characters using the weapons they have equipped in battle was fucking awesome.
I will never understand why RPG Maker went back to the first-person battle system.
So all I have to do to market my product to /v/ is put a cute grill in front of it?
I wonder if anyone actually bought an ouya after those images surfaced
>The hours continued to fly by and eventually Its time for you to go home.
>You don't know how she did it, but Xbone-tan convinced you to let her walk you back to town.
>"Hey Anon, Did you have fun?" she says with her usual mellow voice.
"Yeah I did"
>"Hehe, Im happy..." She smiles while looking at the landscape.
>"Uhm..." She once again twiddles her fingers.
>"I'm sorry I was stalking you..." She says, still looking away.
>Your mouth opens and closes, not sure on how to respond to such a thing.
>"I-Its just that... I really wanted you to like me, A-and Its just so hard being new.."
>"T-there's just so much competition and s-so much was expected of me.. I-I just wanted to make sure that I could make you happy" She says, while holding onto the back of your shirt.
>"S-sorry..." she stops walking
>"I know I'm still clumsy, and stubborn..." You face her.
>"And I know you already like Dreamcast..." You are still a little too dumbfounded to find any words to say.
>"But promise me that you'll give me-us a chance..."
>She takes off her dome and wipes at her face with her sleeve.
>"You dont have to stop liking Dreamcast or even Wii-U..."
>She gives you a big smile, while holding her dome behind her.
>The setting sun does a good job of framing her features.
>You didn't know that she could be this beautiful with that dome off.
>"Please, Just don't give up on us..."
>You begin to speak out but she holds a finger to your mouth.
>"You don't have to answer right now."
>You try your best to give her a smile that could be interpreted as 'yes'
>She puts her dome back on and begins to run towards town.
>You could have sworn that you heard her say something like "Someday I'll make you like me too" as she passed you.
>You sigh as you run after her.
<End Part 2>
Have you made any others? Is there a pastebin?
pulled out the tablet to get a lil bit of work done
heres a shitty-ier one, dunno what you want vita tan to be doing in your request
I don't mean to sound critical, but I'm not sure I agree with PS4-tan's placement. I imagined her looming over Ouya-tan, much like Xbone-tan. It doesn't seem right that she's beneath her. Also I think you should move her right eye (the one on our left) lower, closer to her nose.
Sorry, I don't mean to seem rude. I just thought you might approve of a little criticism.
Here you go.
Never really got around to finishing the Wii-U scene since I wasn't sure anyone cared for that kind of thing at the time. Maybe I'll get around to it later.
Okay, dream time
>In room chilling with PC-tan
>Playing Hat Simulator 2 while he stands there nodding and occasionally calling me a casul
>Suddenly I get booted from the game and the monitor says I can't connect to steam
>I turn to PC for an explanation and he sighs and says
>"Sorry Anon, got some updates to install."
>I take off my headphones and sigh, figures right as I get a new hat this would happen
>PC says "This'll probably take longer than usual, why don't you spend some time with your consoles?"
>I blink and realize that I haven't spent time with them in months
>Feeling guilty at the lack of attention they've gotten
>I get out of my chair, take a deep breath and go out into the living room
Dude, it's just his "gf" anyways. Did you miss the part about how he can't see her until fucking December? This nigga's girl is running around and he's sitting at home twiddling his thumbs. He clearly either doesn't give a shit or lets everyone walk all over him anyways. By fapping to her, we're probably getting as far with her as he has.
>ending it right there
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE GET BACK HERE AND FINISH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
>>257779693 here, 90 hours in MSPaint.
I have an exploitable variant if anyone wants to try.
The layout for the living room was weird in my dream, there were 3 separate tvs for the consoles
>Enter living room and look around
>Consoles nowhere in sight, I am confused
>I hear voices from the kitchen, sounds like Xbone-tan
>I sneak up to the doorway and peer in
>Discover a sniffling Xbone-tan with PS4-tan rubbing her back, while Wii-U-tan holds out a box of tissues
>"H-hes just been with Big Bro all the time, it's like we don't even exist to him!" More tears as PS4 and Wii-U share a sorrowful look
>I awkwardly cough and stand in the doorframe, the three consoles look up at me in shock
>Xbone-tan immediately goes wide eyes and smiles like i'm a brand new exclusive for her
>Barely time to react as Xbone-tan flying tackles me into the living room
>"Anooooooon! I've missed you so muuuuch!" She's burying her head into my chest as tears completely cover my shirt
>I look past her and see PS4-tan and Wii-U-tan stifling their laughter
Could I get some feedback about this?
Too slow? Too fast? Too many details? Are you guys enjoying this?
>Not that I watch the show or anything
>"I know you prefer spending time with the older consoles..." The trails off.
>"B-but I-I'm really good friends with Wii-U tan..."
>She gives you a knowing smile.
Throw in a [!] somewhere and it should be good.
It's a straight parallel to greentext style on /mulp/. I say the source doesn't matter really, people enjoy it, and are rather reasonable, even when it was brought up before.
The day someone makes an MLP console-tan is the day I commit suicide on twitch.
>I pat Xbone-tan on the back, "Hey now, you're gonna blow a circuit if you keep crying that much"
>She nods and gets off of me, still wiping away tears
>As I get up and try to not be grossed out by the tears all over me, I notice Vita in the corner
>I wave to her and she kinda half smiles at me and curls up in the corner with her blanket
>Turn back to the consoles and they're all looking at me expectantly
>Wii-U-tan speaks up, "Well Anon, what brings you out here with us consoles? You seemed to have had so much fun with PC-tan in your room"
>She does that ara-ara shit and I stiffen (notmypenis)
>They'll be even more hurt if I tell them they were just for killing time until PC-tan was updated
>"W-well you know, I just figured, uh, that I'd have some fun with the next gen! You've got some... pretty, cool.... exclusives." I barely choke out that last bit
>PS4-tan and Xbone-tan brighten considerably at this, Wii-U-tan just smirks at me, not buying it but still accepting it
>Xbone-tan grabs my arm, "Thats great Anon! You can finally be my controller~" she says with a blush
>Before I can comprehend the meaning behind that, I suddenly find myself stuck against something.... soft?
>Oh that's just PS4-tan putting me into a headlock, her 'Dualshock' pressing against my cheek
>She let's out a laugh, "C'mon Anon! You and me," she holds out her hand dramatically, "Greatness awaits."
>Meanwhile Wii-U-tan still ara-ara's and chuckles at my situation
>I guess this was to be expected when their owner finally decides to spend some time with them after all this time
>What have I gotten myself into
Keep em coming? Or oh god this is cringey please stop?
It's going to happen, there are literally ponies of everything
I sound like fucking DSP when I do shit in flash
>"WOOOOW ID DINT FUCKING ELETE THAT FRAME!"
>"WOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO HER ARRM"
I had to do some shit so thats why this one took longer
Her arms look shitty but I didnt know what to do about that
Fuck, forgot the pic
This nigga knows what's going on.
Wii-U was motherly, but at the same time didn't remind me of my mom, honestly it's hard to explain
PS4 was kinda gruff with a slight edge of femininity, i'd like to think of her as a tomboy you know?
Xbone was bubbily and kinda, I don't know, happy? Like when she wasn't shy or bashful it sounded cheerful, and when she was shy she sounded adorable
Eeeeeh, it sorta ends like that
There isn't enough console-tan rule 34 so I just have to settle for fap-fics.
A little different, but it gave me an idea. Will post finished version later if the thread's still alive.
OK, this is a little better.
Oh yeah, PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME HATE/CRITICISM
I know other people know whats bad/shit about some of these gifs but dont tell me!
ok, last version. I fugures out how to make said gifs a little bigger
WiiU - Margaret (Persona)
PS4 - Chie (New or Old, doesn't matter)
Xbone - Chihiro (Persona)
Fuck, I didn't mean for it to turn into all of them being persona, but it's the only way I could closely compare them.
Yeah, thats the one thing I saw with it, but I would have to start the WHOLE animation over to fix it. Thanks for the input, im no-where near as good as some of these great artist here
Not giving PS4 what.
NOT GIVING PS4 WHAT
NEVER FUCKING EVER THEY SAID
WELL GUESS WHAT SHIT HEADS
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO OWN A PS4 NOW
Go ahead and make a new one if you guys need it. But Let's not let it leak into Thursday.
About ~120 posts left before bump limit, I guess that's enough for them to finish their stuff.
Also, I've uploaded the pastebin with the date of the next thread.