>PRESS START >you can press any button and it works

>Press any button

Based Nintendo

the pizza is aggressive

>>257718378
>PRESS START
>START and A work, but the other buttons don't.

>>257718820
Now it is time for father-son bonding.

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Do 'Select' buttons serve any practical purpose?

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>Press the any key

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>>257719225

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>Press power button
>The pc doesn't shut down and the game continues

>>257719482

Where's the any key?

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>Press PADO to look

>American game: X to ok and circle to cancel.
>Japanese game: circle to ok and X to cancel.
>UK game: X to ok and triangle to cancel.
>Gran Turismo 4: X and circle to ok, square and triangle to cancel.

Jesus christ, can't sony enforce a global rule to this?
Even worse, play a western game on an asian ps3 and the controls are the reverse of what the screen tells you. And in some games, IT'S NOT.

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>>257719610
>Game is saving. Do not turn off your computer

>mouse1 to turn on nightvision

>>257720891
>ctrl to jump

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>>257720878
>Game is saving do not turn off your console
>Playing on PC

>>257719297
You use them to select options. Basically, you press select until you get the option you want, then you press start.

>>257721072
>Space to action

>>257721416
SWATs can't jump anyway faggot

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>Party member uses a gun
>Isn't the strongest character in the party

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>>257721565
>Give party member a gun
>They still use their sword

>>257719482
A tab?

>>257721565
It really depends on the gun. While someone using an assault rifle would probably do more damage faster than a sword, a single bullet would probably do less damage than a single swing from a sword against flesh.

>>257719632
What the fuck is PADO?

>Using a sword against rifleme is perfectly viable
>Sword users are in fact more powerful than riflemen

>>257721565
>party member uses a gun
>damage is still calculated like other ranged weapons

I am going to make a game where "f4" starts the game, just to piss on all the people in MvM with "broken" or "glitched" f4 keys.

>subtitles in the audio menu
>mfw i don't even have a face to express what i feel then

>>257722114
>use gun
>can shatter bones
Yea, I can see how that is less effective than getting a paper cut.

>>257718580
>"Press any button"
>press PS button
>opens playstation menu
fuck you sony

>>257718378

>Press power button
>Console/computer shuts off

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>257722114
A single bullet can put you on your ass, tear through organs, and shatter bones

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>>257725127
>Use sword
>Can shatter bones
>>257725638
Are you saying a Zweihander cant?

>>257725638
You must have missed where he said "depends on the gun". Try getting shot by a .22 pistol in the shoulder and then have someone swing a sword through your gut and tell me which dealt more damage.

>>257725738
>Using the term zweihander if you're not speaking German

>>257725738
>zweihander
top lol
you would be dead before you could take a step with that shit

>>257721565
>party member uses gun
>against huge ass monsters and demons from who the fuck knows where
>muh bullets

>>257725738

A gun does it better, faster and from a distance.

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>Game uses "Button 3" or whatever instead of whatever you've actually assigned.

>>257721416
looking at you bethesda

>>257720031
This holy shit, my friend has a Jap PS3 and every time he comes over to play something he completely fucks up any selection he has to make

>>257725957
>>257726004
Yes, and? We are talking about the damage from a hit, it obviously has superior range.

>>257725819
Try getting shot by a .22 in the eye and then have someone scratch your fingernails with a sword and see which dealt more damage.

Ofcourse it matters on the weapon, but overall gun is definitely more powerful at killing than any melee weapon.

kind of related

My LG TV:
>You have been idle for several hours, the TV will automatically turn off in 30 seconds, press any button on your remote to continue viewing.
>Press volume up
>TV turns off after 30 seconds anyway

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>>257726223

>>257725957
>>257725957
You should work out a little if you couldn't lift 3kilos with 2 hands.

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>>257721565
>Gives party member AK47
>His gun animation is him shooting a rifle

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>>257725738
>Guns have hundreds of feet in range
>Zweihander only has a few feet
What are you going to do, throw it at me?

>>257725819
Other than New Vegas what games use guns chambered for .22s?

>>257726492
you would be dead before you could lift it

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>pressing start opens the menu
>pressing start does not close the menu

>>257726510
>Open treasure chest
>Shotgun Clip x1

>>257722215
console fag detected

>>257718378
>you can press any button and it works
>press ?
>console shuts off

>>257726662
I wouldn't use it. I am definitely on gun side, but I just hate retard who think zweihander is some 20kilo weapon weilded by giant humans. Educate yourself.

>>257726510
pretty sure he just murdered her

>>257726804
ok man i'm off to the library

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>watching cutscene
>somebody messages you on steam
>hit shift + tab to reply
>pressing ANY button skips the cutscene

>>257727057
>can't rewatch a cutscene and the game only has an autosave function that saves after every cutscene

>>257725638

Cole Younger was shot 11 times at Northfield, Minnesot during a bank robbery gone wrong. He lived, fully recovered, without any lasting injury or crippled nature. He died of old age many years later. In short, the type of gun matters quite a bit as to how deadly, and just how much damage it will do.

>press any button
>push power button
>game turns off

defend this one i dare you

>>257727057
>Playing Telltale game on xbox
>Someone logs in
>Choice comes up
>have to press guide button to pause game
>sometimes it doesnt work

>>257727496
You must also account for the person using the gun. A marksman can probably kill you with anything, but some punk nigger might just shoot your arm and barely leave any lasting damage.

>>257727484
>checkpoint is before an unskippable cutscene

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>>257727484
kill me now

>press any button on the controller except the power button or the home button

>press any button
>press a directional button
>nothing happens

>Pressing Esc pauses the game
>Pressing it again prompts the Quit screen
>to exit the pause menu you have to use your mouse
wtf Binding of Isaac?

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>This thread

>>257720031
>Mfw emulating western and eastern PS2 games and playing with a 360 controller
I don't know what's going on anymore

>>257723008
>Strength increases gun damage somehow

i don't get this wow meme

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>>257728726
>Implying being strong enough to hold a big gun and steady its aim against recoil wouldn't increase your accuracy and in effect increase your damage.

>>257728726
>not punching with your gun while you fire, to give the bullet extra speed

Do you even physics?

>>257731463
Zweihander, but it is enormous fucking sword.

>>257726223

A gun shoot can deal more damage because the bullet either pierce and tear away the insides or it breaks and cause several lacerations with bits of metals the size of a pin.
Bones are hard to break, unless you're fighting an immobile target you have no sure chance to kill them.
Guns have range and can fire in quick succession, so it's one hit from a sword against all the hits a gun can throw in the same time.

>>257719526
Okay daddy!