"Little rough, don't you think?"

"I just have a single question to ask: do you have a cigarette?"

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DETRAS DE TI, IMBECIL

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LUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Why did he have to die?

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"Call Hitler, call Hitler, call Hitler."

>>257673563
the game was really well written except for some parts. I really cared about that jonhy depp motherfucker

>>257673563
Because Leon wanted his love.

>>257673390
Got Gum.

>>257673638
Actually it's "Cogedlo, cogedlo, cogeldo..." which translates to "Get him, get him, get him...". I always thought they said "Kokele"

Muere, Muere, Muere,

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Built for SEX

AYE EASTAS

>>257673638
Moldy STD Moldy STD

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SEVERE CONSEQUENCES

>>257673667
Well written is not something I'd call any of the Resident Evil games

AHH FIESTA!

GO HITLER GO HITLER GO HITLER

I GOT A COLD

>>257674691
The big cheese!

"Your right hand comes off?"

>>257674341
Yup, even has ears for handles.

>>257673638
"Go Hitler, go Hitler, go Hitler."
Is what I always heard.

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WELCOME!

Lot of Resident Evil threads lately.

MIIIIKEEEEEEEEEE!

>>257673638
These assholes.

>>257675063
>tfw he was originally gonna be in RE5

>>257673667
I thought he looked more like the dude that plays Aragorn. He was pretty cool nonetheless

re7 when

>>257674883
>Your
You fucked up

>>257673207
I refuse to believe this faggot was a scientist.

>>257675213
If he was in re5 and they removed sheeva the game would have passed by with no critique

>>257674742
Maybe I meant it had good pacing instead. It's true that lots of things are just too cheesy to work, but it's the same kind of cheesy that makes MGR so great.

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>>257675116

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>>257673534

Lewis? LEWWWWWWISSSSS!

Saddler,
you're small time.

>>257674949
I bet you like Rebecca.

>>257675063
>yfw he's in Killing Floor 2

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>>257675604
Would you?

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Jarl BALLIN BALLIN

>>257675462
inb4 racist game because white man vs africans

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>>257675341

>>257675116
How do you pronounce those extended silent Es?

>>257676014
He likes it!

>>257673429
How helpful.

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>>257675774
Don't make me laugh.

>>257675468
Agreed. The game was entertaining as hell.

>>257676126
>playing RE4 again after learning a bit of Spanish

Greatly enhances it

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>>257676231
Look what you've gone and done. You made her cry.

>>257676120
What?

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>>257676231

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>>257676427

>>257676427
Isn't she a bit of a Pyromaniac?

>>257676551
She certainly gets me hot and bothered.

Sheeva is best Resident.

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"But he could have killed me but he let me live."

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>>257676231

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How did you like your first interaction with me, /v/ ?

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I make it a point to look at this dude every time I play through the game.

>>257677017
I don't get it

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>>257677173

>>257673207
You forgot the "aaayyy" part in your quote.

>>257677173
Easy. You just jiggled around in place and I ran right by.

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>>257677173

>he sees you

>>257677546
He just wanted a hug, you cock.

>>257677360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr-QzHkTCos

Remember when Christ Redfield looked like a normal person instead of a roid monkey?

>play RE4 all day
>go to sleep, it's complete darkness
>suddenly hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUKGRzzdUgs
>panic
>it's just my dad fucking with me

T-thanks Dad. He finished the game dozens of time though so it's cool

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>>257677173
>See him on security camera
>Expect it's going to be a minute or two before I get to him
>Open door
>FUCK

The regular Regenerators weren't much better
>See gray humanoid thing on a table
>Try to shoot it, can't
>Try to open door, can't
>Check to see if it's gotten up yet, it hasn't
>Open adjacent door
>Check Regenerator again, still lying down
>Pick up journal
>Check Regenerator again, still nothing
>Pick up card key
>CRASH
>Open door
>STANDING RIGHT FUCKING THERE
>THAT BREATHING
>THAT SHAMBLE
>Fire like crazy
>OH GOD IT'S NOT GOING DOWN
>SHIT WHY IS IT EXPANDING
>Oh, thank god, it exploHOLY SHIT THE LEGS ARE STILL WALKING TOWARDS ME

so does ashley have the biggest tits out of all the RE girls?

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>>257678197
>shoot off its legs
>it jumps

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS8DWlbaRZM

The Novistadors themselves weren't very scary, but the music was just unnerving. I think part of the reason is that one weird sound that seems like it's being played backwards.

>>257678603
Bite-sized sandwich.

>>257678607
Those were the only things that scared me because they could turn invisible and they were swarming me.

>>257678607
Nigga the Novistadors theme is babby shit compared to this monstrosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_SVyZY-zuc

>>257679192
I think the breathing overshadowed the music for me. It is good, though.

Weird how such simple music can be so creepy.

>>257677848
You can look like him too if you put the hours in.

>>257678775
Jill is best Resident Evil girl.

>>257677848
>not lifting

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>>257680281
what good taste you have

>>257680224
And a ton of roids.

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>>257677173
>unload almost all of my bullets at it
>run out of ammo

god i felt like a retard after picking up the thermal scope
i didnt even bother reloading the save

>>257680829
Chris doesn't even look THAT big. He looks like a guy who spent a decent amount of time in the gym to get ready for a big fight with wesker. I bet it's only sickly thin faggots or fat fuck neckbeards who complain about him

>>257680935
I was so scared of them that I probably only killed one of them on my first play through.
The inf typewriter fucked me later on, those fucks die so fast.

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>>257680571
>>257680281
>tfw no more Julia Voth face model Jill

>>257681053
I think it's less Big McLargehuge and more "he exploded a boulder one time somehow"

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>>257681053

>>257681270
I agree the boulder thing was fucking ridiculous

>>257681318
not that big

I feel like Capcom ruined Leon in RE6. They turned him into this self-serious, overly dramatic, edgy faggot. His personality from RE4 was completely gone. They even replaced his voice actor and changed his face to make him look like Liam Hemsworth or something. Why can't they just make a sequel to RE4?

>>257681798
the did, it's called RE5

>>257681798
Watch Damnation to see why Leon's like that.

I love how not seriously 4 takes itself. It reminds me of a more comedic John Carpenter movie.

>>257681993
The fuck are you talking about? 4 takes itself absolutely straight and that's what makes it so great.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS

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"AH, you pervert!"

MEEEESTER KENNEDY!

Can someone link the YTP?

>Leon not choosing overtime with Ashley

>>257682421
Here's why.

>In a interview with Shotaro Suga, the screenwriter of the movie, he said that Leon and Ada had a romantic liason sometime following the events of Resident Evil 4.

>>257682183
>Leon Choosing not to wreck that shit.

So is it true that RE4 is also a commentary about politics?

>>257682687
It was going to be. But Leon shuts the guy up before he could get started.

>>257682637
but how long after? He could of easily fucked Ashley and went after Ada later

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best game

Was Resident Evil 4 so good it killed a genre and a franchise?

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>>257682637
>romantic liaison
>with ada wong

>>257682825
why would he?
he doenst have some mommy issues so he doesnt feel the need to fuck every woman around

>>257682895
>yfw the merchant
blew up with the island

>>257682782
Isn't terrorism a popular word these days?

>>257682939
The team who worked on it leaving Capcom is what killed Resident Evil. Oh, not to mention Hiroyuki Kobayashi is a fucking idiot.

>>257683004
>wanting to fuck more than one woman
>mommy issues
that has to be the stupidest thing i've read all day

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>>257683032
Isn't there some mention of him getting off the island? I can't remember. Also, if you kill him, can you still buy shit from him later, or is he gone for good? I never had the balls to do it.

>>257683004
>choosing a bitch who blue balls you until she wants it
>not taking the big tit bitch who throws it at you for saving her
Leon confirmed for shit taste

>>257683032
NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE.
He's still alive, he has to be. He's just taking a vacation or retired after making so much money in RE4 that's all.

>>257675057
What am I trying to make a ninja rap parody of this

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>>257682987
>not enjoying a romantic liaison with Ada Wong
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>257677801
>all I can see and hear is Jetstream Sam

MIND IF I CUT IN

>>257682895
>waddayoubuyin
>his coat's insides are filled with condoms
No thanks, bro.

>>257683332
is that a cut on her nose?

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>>257677173

>yfw Rebecca was captured and is hideously mutated and they're waiting till a later RE game to finally reveal it

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>>257683332
disgusting

>>257683332
shes not what i would call girlfriend materiel.

>>257682939
You know, A lot of people say RE4 killed RE and a lot more say RE was dead and RE4 brought it back.

I really didnt like RE4 but not for the change in mechanics. The direction was my problem. Tons of not zombies, random spanish town, ammo pinatas everywhere.

I like the camera, the gun play, the inventory. Why cant I get that. But in a Resident Evil 2-3ish setting and atmosphere

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LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR SOME FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!

>>257673638
????????

>>257683243
Not to mention its the presidents fucking daughter. Easy street from then on in

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RE6 was shit, but at least it had delicious middleaged Ada.

>>257683839
well they're rebooting the series, so we'll see how it goes
>http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/07/games-inbox-resident-evil-reboot-assassins-creed-rogue-and-evolve-delay-4823896/

>>257683920
pussy plus made man, what's not to like leon you dumb bastard ''but m-muh Ada''

>>257683992
Sucks she's no longer asian.

>>257684023
>http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/07/games-inbox-resident-evil-reboot-assassins-creed-rogue-and-evolve-delay-4823896/


Im really worried about that because I dont want them to fuck with RE1-3 those are perfect. I dont want a condensed are wildly different version of those games. I mean an updated version with RE4ish gunplay and such thats fine. But I dont want to lose Chris Jill and Barry and the mansion. Leons so popular he'll be in it no matter what.

>>257684207
She's no longer voiced by Sally Cahill either. Still sorta bummed out even if it's been two years.

>>257684152
Hell I mean, Ada is more to my taste and I would have still crushed Ashley and fucking stayed with her.

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>>257675774
I would even the original blocky

>>257681270
But that was amazing, everything in RE5 with Wesker is amazing. Seeing him pick up a missile and just toss it at you was great. Then of course the infamous Chris fucking punching a huge boulder so hard it blew up.

>>257684215
oh I can see it now
>capcom reboots re2
>Everyone dies in the mansion incident
>No warning about the upcoming zombie situation
>Shit goes down as usual
>Elza Walker instead of Claire
>Leon dies
>new Steve Burnside like protag in his place
>everyone shits on it
>capcom says this takes place in a different univierse from the other games.

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>>257684846
I was thinking more of like.

RE-3 but bastardized into action games with half the characters gone because ITS A REBOOT!

Honestly the best course of action in my opinion would be to branch off after RE2-3 and say that the bomb couldnt stop it. The infection spread and shits going down hard. Which makes sense because I mean fuck the T/G-Virus infects FUCKING EVERYTHING including birds AND insects. Set it after that as shits going down across the US gameplay of RE4 resource management of RE1, set it in a city of the dead freeroamish gameplay add a ton of zombies. I mean like dead rising levels of zombies. Add in BOWs then just add plot.

GOTYAYs

>>257684846
>dedicated middle finger button

>>257683332

Wow they fucked up her face in 6. RE4 Ada looks so much better.

>>257685869
It's not her face, it's the hair and clothes, they look terrible

>>257683992

So she went from exotic looking femme fatale to standard looking white girl? Cool.

>>257685394
If they give different plots for character that tie in at the end, then yes that would be a great reboot

>>257685908
It is her face. It's entirely different.

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>>257685869
>Wow they fucked up her face in 6. RE4 Ada looks so much better.

I thought she looked so much more attractive in 6. But anyway, we all know who is REs bestgirl. Pic fucking related

>>257685908

Completely different facial structure, the eyes especially suffered.

Also the red dress was cool and iconic, her new leather pants and red button up is kind of ehhh.

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>>257686000
she isn't the only one with a different(and worse) face

>>257685971
Shes much more attractive now as she is Asian/white instead of pure slant eye

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>>257686145

I don't get any Asian out of RE6 Ada, even the new voice now sounds like bored white girl.

The eyes on RE4 Ada far overpower RE6's. The one on the right doesn't look like she has any Asian in her.

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>>257686137
>Jills new face

I feel ill every time I see it. Why are they making her black? Why?

>REboot
>Jill is black
>Chris is roided out
>Barry and Rebeca dont even exist
>Leon replaces them

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>>257686397
Meh, I dont like Asiatic features unless they are diluted anyway so I guess I can see why we disagree.

I think the one on the right is a perfect "mixed" girl look while the one on the left is way to Asiatic.

Unrelated to that. I really wish ORC was a better game.

>>257677173

Nearly shat myself

>>257686410
that's more of a spanish face than black, but still equally as bad

>>257686410
>having muscle is not considered roided out

>>257674564
this nigga

>>257684846
>nemesis doesn't exist this time because everyone died in the mansion

>>257683221

No mention of him getting off the island AFAIK.

You can shoot him and still buy his shit on normal difficulty, but on professional, once hes killed, hes gone forever on that file.

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>>257686790
>having muscle is not considered roided out

What? Are you saying "Having muscles is considered roided out"

Chris from RE5 was too swole to control. Someone who lifts weights and works out doesnt look that way. Someone who powerlifts does. The change in character was too much and caused him to look like shit.

>>257687275
I don't know what side you're on but Christ went from being a couple of polygons to being a fucking fridge shaped muscle. Capcoms always done a shit job modelling him.

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>>257687275
well what if he you know, power lifts?

>>257687504
Im on the anti chris being a roided out monster and I was confused at the wording.

RE5 Chris looked retarded.

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>>257687629
Then he needs to be in the strongman competition and lift a wagon filled with propane tanks and then suffer a nosebleed

>>257687629
now that I look at him, it isn't that bad. Definitely a major change, but he doesn't look as ''roided'' as some make him out to be

>>257687919
Its because of his actions. The whole punching boulder thing really cemented him as this roid raging muscle hulk.

Poor Ashley is so under appreciated in the SFM porn community. There's like one good webbum of her.

>>257688135
post it

>>257686631
>>257687825
>ORC

Man that sounded like the tightest shit when they first started talking about it.

Open world, you're part of Umbrella, 4 player coop, tons of weapons, tons of zombies, can randomly interact with past RE heroes, change the timeline with meta knowledge of events, survive in the city accomplishing objectives from Umbrella multiple endings based on what you did and if you decide to betray Umbrella or not.

Then it came out.

why does capcom keep making everything about Leon, Chris, and Jill. Where's Claire, Billy, Rebecca, Barry

What is the problem with ORC again? Force co-op or what else?

>>257688706
did you play it?

>>257688706
Well generally it didnt deliver on the pre release material and stuff they said it would be about. The shooting was rather poor and without human partners some parts were either impossible or EXTREMELY hard to do.

I still enjoyed it because of MUH UMBRELLA

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what's /v/'s favorite RE gun

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>>257689293
I was always fond of the Samurai Edge

>>257689293
Samurai Edge for looks
VP70 for style

>>257689293
Super Shotgun
Loud as fuck and blows zombies into two.

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>>257689293
stand back plebs

>>257690124
>likes the handcannon
>calls other people plebs

>>257690124
To this day I still haven't gotten that gun. I'm not good with combos and shit.

>>257674564
They're saying "Morir es vivir" (to die is to live)

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bump

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COULD THIS BE CHRIS' BLOOD?

AH!! BARRY, A MONSTER!

LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS!

WE HAVE TO FIND WESKER

WE BETTER SPLIT UP

GOOD IDEA

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>>257691231
God damn, Claire.

>>257691384
The REmake was decidedly less camp.

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REmake = RE4 > RE2 > RE0 = RE3 > REvelations > everything else

>>257691598
>3 that low

>you will never own a chainsaw controller.
God I know it's shit, but fuck is it the only thing I wanted when I was younger.

>>257691598
RE2>REmake>RE4>RE6>RE0=RE5>CV>RE3

6 only ranks that high because of the awesome mechanics, the campaigns really weigh it down, however Mercs alleviates the campaign bullshit.

>>257691598
Perfect opinion up until >RE0= RE3

I really can't agree with that. RE0 isn't as good as RE3 by any means.

It's REmake = RE4 > RE2 > RE3 > REvelations > RE0. In my opinion.

>>257691598
>>257691863
RE2>REmake>RE4>RE3>Revelations>CV>RE5>RE6 everything else is side stories and stuff

>>257692195
I felt RE3 tried to push too much action for a game still using fixed camera and tank controls.
Game would have been much better with RE4's over the shoulder style.

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Sir?

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what do you give claire on a scale of 9-10

>>257692582
The fuck you doing here you sack of shit? Get the fuck out!

My mother would have been mad if she heard anything from that game.

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>>257692731
inferior to Jill in every way

>>257692901
That nigress face.

http://cdn.segmentnext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Resident-Evil-Remaster-4-1024x576.jpg

http://cdn.segmentnext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/RE-Remastered-5-1024x619.jpg

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DA COOKIE

>>257693972
Them crushed blacks.

http://cdn.segmentnext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Resident-Evil-Remaster-3-1024x576.jpg

http://cdn.segmentnext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/RE-Remastered-4-1024x768.jpg

http://cdn2.wccftech.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Resident-Evil-HD-Remaster-11.jpg

http://cdn3.wccftech.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Resident-11.jpg

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>Only protags not immune to the T-virus
>Only protags to make a fucking cure for it.

So fucking based were the outbreak crew.

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>>257694376

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>>257691598
No sorry

>God Tier
REmake
2
>Great Tier
1
3
0
Outbreak 2
>Good Tier
REvalations
RE5
Outbreak 1
>Ok Tier
RE4
RE6 Tall Oaks area
>Shit tier
Everything else

>>257694636
Carlos aslo made a cure. The fucker just lost the steps on how to make it.

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ada is so best

>>257694823
what would of happen if Wesker wasn't a dick

>>257695017
There wouldn't be a RE5.

>>257695089
c'mon man, look how happy everyone is. I'd give up RE5 for that

>>257695017
If he was like what? Better at his job?

He could have manipulated the other characters in doing exactly what he wanted and them doing exactly what they were doing anyway.

Hell if he didnt try to threaten Barry and just let things progress the mansion would have been destroyed anyway. Then on the way back, explain how they cant tell the truth, say that there was a cult in the mansion that killed the other stars members. Then once back in raccoon have them killed.

>>257695202
nah man, i'm talking about if Wesker didn't work for umbrella at all

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I despise 4 and everyone involved in making it.
Even if it was a good game, it had no business being a RE title. It derailed the whole fucking series and killed it in the process. They should have just made it a separate IP, just like they did with DMC.

I miss the times when the infections made some sense and games had a psychological horror, not a SPOOKY GHOST HOUSE CARNIVAL simulator, which RE4 is and nothing else.

But no, make way for "Inject self with random shit, mutate to a random fucking thing 20 times the original size within seconds".

I used to be genuinely freaked the fuck out when I played the first 3 games in the 90's. I imagined the suffering someone who's infected with T would have to go through. CGI backdrops would tell the story of Raccoon city and how it succumbed to the undead. I was unnerved when observing how the bosses and such have mutated regular human bodies into something horrific. It was all fiction, but it made sense at least. I had a genuine sense of claustrophobia, due to the excellent design.

All that shit is gone. And it's RE4's fault.

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>>257695356
Oh. Well I guess he wouldnt even be alive considering he was built by Umbrella as one of the grown Wesker children but assuming you mean, what if Wesker was just Wesker during the events of RE1. Well Chris/ or Jill would have returned to the foyer and found him there still, they then would have went on to search the mansion, probably together. Ran into whoever was missing and Rebecca. Probably would have saved Richard as well maybe Marino too. So more survivors and generally an easier time.

B A L L I S T I C S

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am I the only one who thinks RE1.5 would of been better than the 2 we have now

>>257696682
It completely depends on what story draft they had for 1.5.

I think 2 has the most inconsequential, boring plot of them all, with boring scenarios taking you through bland science labs, sewers and mansion corridors.

>>257695579
It's nintoddler's fault that they went the action route, since they didn't buy REmake, according to Shinji Mikami

>>257696841
RE2

Everything IN the police station and the streets leading to it was fantastic. Everything out was shit

>>257696841
I think RE2 has the best plot especially if you didn't play RE beforehand.

>>257696841
true, but just going by the little footage that's on youtube, it looked like it would of been a great game. Shame we'll never see it though

>>257696956
The problem was that REmake didn't get ported over to PS2. If they bothered with doing so then maybe they would be singing a different tune.

>>257697195
but RE4 sold good on gamecube, though
so no, they just didn't want classic RE

>>257697513
So did REmake.

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MOMMA PACK A SACK LUNCH
MOMMA GAVE A JUICEBOX

>>257697636
no, REmake didn't sell well.
Mikami himself said it sold so poorly that they decided to make RE4 have more action.

>>257697941
The difference between 4 and REmake is 300k units. If they fucking bothered to port REmake to the PS2 then maybe Mikami would look like a fucking retard.

>>257698213
I don't know where you got your numbers, but I trust mikami's word about it more than yours.

>The Resident Evil remake is actually one of my favorites of the series too. But it didn't sell very well,” Mikami said. “Maybe there weren't many people ready to accept that. Because of the reaction to the Resident Evil remake, I decided to work more action into Resident Evil 4. Resident Evil 4 would have been a more scary, horror-focused game if the remake had sold well.”

>That all came out of the commercial failure of the Resident Evil remake. And then of course Resident Evil 4 sold really well. I have kind of a lingering trauma there, because the Resident Evil remake didn't sell – much more than people would think.”

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>>257698334
>it didn't sell very well
>Exclusive title for a console known for anything but horror and mature themes.
>y it no sell

I guess CAPCOM were always fucking retarded...

>>257698334
How is 1.35 million copies a commercial failure?

>>257683660
>It's up to Billy to save her
Oh yeah I'm pumped.

>>257698597
where did you get that number from?
does capcom release official sales numbers?

>>257698721
Yes.

http://www.capcom.co.jp/ir/english/business/million.html

It's the 41~55 tab

>>257698783
RE2 on Playstation sold almost 5 million copies.

so going down to 1.3 is quite a bad result.

>>257698957
It is if it's a sequel. You can't set your expectations so fucking high.

>>257699209
REmake doesn't exist outside of the series. It gets judged against how other games in the series performed, it doesn't get a free pass because it's a remake. It was one of capcoms big exclusive games for the Gamecube, it was a big deal.

In the end it sold less than half of what RE2 and RE3 did. Sales were going in the wrong direction.

I wanna bump this post of mine >>257698559
as it is very relevant to your reply chains.

Who cares if it sold well objectively, the fact is, REmake was never even given a fucking chance in terms of being a best seller.

Nobody owned a Game Cube for Resident Evil games, or horror games of any sort...

>>257698957
Gamecube is
REMake: 1.35
RE4: 1.6

Then RE4 got ported to PS2 later in the same year it was released on Gamecube.

Almost every single Resident Evil game was on a Sony console, and then it went Nintendo for two games, so the sales suffered. That's just how it is.

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>Retired to a quiet Spanish village after serving in the military
>Everyone is kind and helpful
>One day, sitting in my cabin throwing some firewood in my fireplace when I hear the door creak behind me
>Some strange American just broke into my home with a gun
>Tremble in fear as he asks if I have seen some girl that he was probably sent to assassinate
>Man up and tell him to get the fuck out of my house and that I don't know anything
>Grab my axe so I can go outside and chop up some more firewood
>The American does a fucking flip and grabs his gun and points it directly at me
>Oh fuck this is it
>Decide to go out fighting against the burglar and hope that my neighbors will hear the gunshots
>I slowly shamble towards him with my axe due to my bad leg that I lost in the war
>He mercilessly kills me in my home, loots my valuables and sprints off.

>>257699564
Why does he speak the mexican spanish though?

>>257699564
how are you typing this then?

>>257699778
He used to work for the cartel.

>>257699778
Read the filename. Mexicans woudln't say it like that.

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>>257679192

m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJM-l0K1uHY&list=PL7B50CA1C360E8D3D&index=24

>>257699896
He doesn't say it that way in the game though.

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>>257697869
and my dog is bigga

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>>257699564
>Agent working directly under the president
>some fuck steals his daughter
>assigned to find her
>have to go in the middle of spick country
>find a ride
>drive up to a cabin
>no clue where me and the guys driving are]
>decide to go ask for directions
>knock on door
>no one answers
>walk in
>ask guy for directions and if he recognizes the picture of the fucking presidents daughter
>guy starts shouting at me in spick talk
>I tell him to calm down and i'll leave
>he grabs an axe
>I fucking backflip away from him to avoid getting chopped
>reach for gun
>he fucking runs toward me
>apparently his leg is fucked up cause he's slow
>I tell him to put the ax down
>he charges me again
>I end his shit

>>257700004
How does he say it in game?

>>257700395
I looked it up and he totally says it that way. I guess mexican spanish isn't so different you and I

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''Thanks for saving me anon, would you like to come back to my place and do some...overtime?''

>>257701167
overtime in every hole, baby

>>257701167
Bitch I spent like two days saving yo ass. Fucking no I don't want some fucking overtime I want some mother fucking sleep and a big steak. I don't want to be protecting yo dumbass fo' another day.

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>post yfw ebola is actually the T-virus designed to turn white people into super humans

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>>257681053
No he was huge. Here's a comparison. They dial it back to normal in RE6.

>>257701167
Of course, we'll overtime throughout the night.

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>>257673207
MEEEEESTER KENNEDY

>>257677616
>RE5 Chris is a fucking twig
How's that nigga supposed to punch boulders lookin' like that?

>>257701918
I forget was he short or did he get las plagas when he was a kid?

>>257701167
n o

>>257701919
The artist also made Billy the tallest despite him only being 5'9.

>>257702040
He says something like 'It may come as a surprise Mr Kennedy, but I'm actually 20-30(can't remember) years old' in the game.

>>257683332

>tfw no porn of her and her slime clone

>>257702325
He's 20.

I really need to finish that game; I just got past the sewer bit with the Novistadors. THat was ages ago.

>>257702325
Oh that's right. I just remembered that all of the kids died because they couldn't take it or something.

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>>257679192
>Open in another tab
>Listen to music
>music stops
>it started playing again

>>257698716
I'd rather it be the other way around, so I can see some 8th gen Rebecca ass

>>257703686
Yeah same here I was just playing along with the idea. There wouldn't be the original VA; Stephanie Sheh was her in Umbrella Chronicles and probably will be her in this one (not that I'm complaining with all the moaning she does in that game).

>>257703916
I still need to play the Chronicles games, but I don't own a Wii. I believe they are on PS3 now, too, but fuck that.

Also, theoretically, RE7 would have Claire and/or Rebecca, since they've not been present for like a decade in the main series. Then again, Capcom hates everyone

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Purest of waifus

>>257704131
Both Chronicles games were on sale a little while ago so it stands to reason they'll go on sale again; picked them both up for like ten dorrars total.

They're pretty fun if you like rail shooters and the voice work is just as entertaining (I'm pretty sure DC Douglas started voicing Wesker in this). The environments are nothing but re-used assets though and zombie models are constantly re-used. It's one of the more technically competent games Cavia made, though and the frame rate is pretty steady.

>>257677173
I put down the game for two months.
Then i maned the fuck up and did it.
Still scary as shit.
I was 14 btw

>>257703916
I wouldn't use UC as a baseline. Everyone other than Wesker got recast in that game, while Jill's VA stuck; Chris' and Spencer's didn't.

>>257677173
I threw a grenade.
You died
It was sad

>>257692201
Revelations better than CV? GTFO

I would love to lick Jill Valentine's sweaty asshole.

>>257677173
>manged to kill them before thermal scope easily
I don't know how the fuck I pulled it off but those things never gave me trouble.

>>257675063
>yfw the merchant and leon have the same VA

>>257701167
Sorry. Following a ladies lead just isn't my style.

>>257709783
I always hoped there was something to that.

I mean he first appears right after the scene Leon gets injected with Plagas
Then the last time he shows up is before the one-way door that leads the the machine that removes the plagas from Leon and Ashley.

>>257711645
That's deep.

>>257699540
The PS2 port was announced before the GCN release. That's more than kind of slighted

>>257677173
IT'S TIME FOR SOME FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE

>>257677173
I've never been attacked by these things, fear prevented me from letting it happen. Not knowing what its attack looked like made me more spooked so I never risked it ever. It's like I enter some kind of super reflex mode when I get to that part.

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>>257675063
>GOT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT INTEREST YA. HEH HEH HEH!
>GOT A SELECTION OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE, STRANGER!
>WHAT ARE YA BUYIN'?
>NOT ENOUGH CASH! Stranger...
>HEH HEH HEH. THANK YOU

His dialogue and voice will forever be printed in my mind.