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There's this stupid ass distraction thing now where there's a soldier or a hot girl painted onto the box and you stand up or prone to unfold the box and distract guards with the picture. It's stupid as shit.
It looks uninteresting. I dunno, is something wrong with me? I didn't particularly like the combined 5 hours I've played of MGS1, 2, 3 and PW either so I guess this series is a bust for me, but what's the appeal of the series anyways?
Just look at all the dudebros who watched some shitty Transformers & Machete movies just for a single tit scene, because apparently they still haven't figured out that you can look at tits on your computer too - completely for free and without even having to stand up? These are the people usually entering the army...
>guy has the power to shoot bees
>makes perfect sense
>you can distract soldiers with a picture of a swimsuit model
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT THIS IS COMPLETELY ABSURD
Reactions seem to be mostly positive, I guess the games journalists are too busy writing angry articles.
It's solely because MGS is multiplat. Normalfags refuse to play on anything but xbox, so this is their first taste of MGS, but of course that doesn't count the HD collection, because "Ew, those are old."
It's so easy to see the underaged idiots who have never played the mgs series. It's always had stupid goofy shit in it, IT'S FUCKING JAPANESE
No idea, got a better picture here though if you want to look
MGS5 isn't even a MGS game anymore. Kojima is so sick of working on it, that it barely resembles MGS in terms of both story, mood, and gameplay. Think Star Wars vs. the prequels. MGS 1 - 4 were the original series, then Kojima goes back to try to retell this "epic tragedy and downfal" of Big Boss, like Lucas wanted to do with Anakin. Plus the idea that the patriots are all your buddies from MGS3 is as ridiculously close-knit as Anakin ending up building C3PO.
As for gameplay
>directional suspicion indicators
>bullet time so you can shut anyone up who even glances at you in an instant.
Kojima wants MGSV to be more "grimdark" than the other entries in the series that had goofy shit that ran simultaneous with serious moments. Remember "BEHOLD! GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!?"
why is this allowed
enemies litterly have no AI
can be turned off
You haven't played GZ on hard have you anon? You die a lot quicker than in any other MGS game
4/10 made me use these many words
You can turn off the bullet time, the detection indicators and the autosave
Codecs are intergrated into the game, you can just press a button while using the binos instead of using the screen
And if anything MGS4 was the last game Koj really didn't want to do, as he had to pull together a bunch of plot points that were never really written in relation to each other. In 4 games he only pulled the series into rough coherence with the last game
Remember when you had to have the same weapon in Shell 1's core as well as an enemy uniform to disguise yourself? Or having to choke an enemy and force him to get by the retinal scan? Now the AI is so pants-on-head retarded, they fall for literal cardboard cutouts. The difference between this and the porno mag is that the enemies at least knew it was a porno mag, not some bikini woman actually in the middle of Afghanistan.
Except taking itself too seriously is exactly what this series is about. You have all this dramatic shit building up then all of a sudden comes in a random completely stupid shit that is nowhere near funny or compelling completely shattering everything. But you fanboys defend it by saying "i-its just humor g-guys... haha... even though n-nobody is laughing or a-anything haha..."
I feel like the Phantom Pain is going to be retardedly easy.
No more chopper extraction, box is not only in the game but has virtually no disadvantages and is now a porn mag
I mean, the AI kicked your ass in Ground Zeroes, but that made it
That's like saying "You don't have to use "Not-Eagle Vision" in Tomb Raider if you don't want to." It shouldn't even be there to begin with. If it was there by default, then that's how the game wants you to play.
Yeah, keep projecting like that if you think you'll achieve anything defending your shit taste. I played 1, 2, 3 and didn't finish 4 and stopped caring about this turd of a series made for tryhards.
What about little robots that can give you a heart attack?
What about GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS CAPABLE OF NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION
people buttblasted of "muh seriousness" in MGS should just be ignored.
Except that was Kojima intend for MGSV
He removed rations because regen is more "realistic". He removed radar because it isn't realistic despite BB having an idroid that works as an holographic radar.
He even removed Hayter from the cast because Hayter voice wasn't appropriate for the more serious MGSV direction.
He pretty much ruined a shit ton of MGS classic mechanics for the sake of "realism"
And now we are seeing shit like this.
Kojima is turning into a senile game dev. Either that or is his ego, that is making him doing shit like this without worrying about the consequences.
It doesn't help the fact that most of his fans are blind fools that will praise every piece of shit Kojima poops out.
That fucking Camel.
Damn it Kojima.
I don't know. Will we be able to control bees again? Will we be able to control something bigger than bees? Can I attach a gun to that sheep that I brought back to Mother Base and send it out on missions to kill things?
>travel half of the world just to say guten morgen and show short silly movie
Can you be more based
or mentally ill?
Because you can't be holier than thou and enjoy yourself at the same time. They're entire thing is "I'm more 'progressive*' than you", and if they don't keep it up even for a second they get thrown under the bus by the most ungrateful fanbase that has ever existed
*progressive in this case meaning "I look like I care about gays and presentation of gender in entertainment, but in reality am such a toxic shitler I make it impossible to talk about these subjects at all"
>he said Guten Morgen
oh shit, I just realized that. this guy
>this game doesn't take itself too seriously even though you have this shitty dramatic story building up through many games solely because there are some random 4th wall breaking moments that look completely retarded and are pretty much condensed in snake eater mostly, but I'm unwilling to admit that because I'm a fanboy and I think this clusterfuck of a "story" adds up to a masterpiece since I know no better xD
This is you.
Says the idiot who thinks going full "lalalalala" mode somehow adds to any kind of argument whatsoever. You have your head too deep your ass.
Yeah, the sheer absence of counter-arguments sure told me.
>metal gear fans in charge of being able to make any point whatsoever
This is why you guys are completely clueless dumbfucks. Just because a character comes from fiction, it doesn't mean it's completely unbound and allowed to go full looney tunes retarded, they have explanations within their universe that validate them, specially in a game where technology is so advanced to the point nanomachines achieve so much.
Summoning aeons in FFX doesn't make it a goofy looney tunes shit for example, but someone defeating Sin by farting on its nose does. This is the difference you clueless retards can't get. But keep on rocking your shit taste.
i am just saying
never seen an asian autist before but kojima in my opinion is a prime example
I don't see any problem since I don't remember any MGS game forcing you to use the cardboard.
But I do see problems with the fulton baloons in Peace Maker. It's just really dumb that you have to keep resorting to it in order to advance in the game.
Oh boy, this is gonna be great.
The source is not living under a rock for the past 2 years you fucking asshole.
I'm not going to lurk every single interview Kojima made since Ground Zeroes was announced.
For fuck sake, the exclamation point wasn't even in the early version of Ground Zeroes.
Kojima added that shit because the fans demanded it
ahahahahaha, just as I said:
>>metal gear fans in charge of being able to make any point whatsoever
thanks for proving my point that metal gear fans are retarded. I'm genuinely laughing.
I don't usually say this, but hot damn son, you mad as fuck.
>pretty much condensed in snake eater
>psycho mantis reads your memory card to you
>there are some random 4th wall breaking moments that look completely retarded and are pretty much condensed in snake eater mostly
>pretty much condensed in snake eater
Did you not play MGS4 or Peace Walker? They were way more off the wall than 3.
>you have to keep resorting to it in order to advance in the game
my stream crapped out a bit at this part. does the box innately have the models on it, or do you paste the pages from a consumable magazine on it? because if it's the former, that sounds really overpowered
One autistic motherfuck all alone getting laughed at, against a billion other people who are right.
You're alone. You're playing by yourself. You're dangerously autistic. You're that kid.
Realize it, because if you don't that makes you even more burger.
Men at war aren't around women and are naturally horny and would be titiliated easily by a porn mag or picture of a girl
therefore this isn't sexist it's called logic. faggot
He's distracting the guards by using women, cause men believe it or not find women attractive, sorry that's to much for you
The box has the models on it when you make them in Mother Base, I guess its a later variant of the cardboard box that R&D unlocks. I imagine/hope its pretty far into the tech tree, this could be OP but looks great for quickly getting through area's to look for secrets later on
>HEY YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE THERE IS THIS BUNCH OF RETARDS CIRCLEJERKING
What an outstanding remark. Also, I have an appointment soon and I need to shave, so do you mind if you lend me that edge for a second?
>u mad is an argument guyze
You guys are just like redditors trying to downvote that which you cannot refute, except your ebin downvote button is shouting "u mad". Gonna add up to a nice screencap.
This is already well established, but I still adore Biggu Bossu
>in metal gear
Nigger, they had a man who could generate electricity. Another that acted as a living hive for bees. A man being devoured into NOTHING by ravens in the span of 30 seconds. And BIPEDAL ROBOT TANKS.
>Being this mad because someone caught you talking out of your ass
>mfw all these buttmad casuals who've never played an MGS game before see this and get upset
It's a joke you retards, get over it.
You're most certainly wrong. You're that guy, realize it. Nothing will ever turn that fact around.
There is no reason for you to shave that forest now, you've earned it for generating the most foam at the mouth. You should also look for more edges in that cheap bag your mother bought for you.
>they are still going at it
I'd be honestly genuinely impressed, but I'm not honestly genuinely impressed since if anything this only show how desperate you guys get after someone pointed out the flaw in your precious b-tier series. Got another honest genuine epic sidesteps up your sleeves or can I save the screencap now?
Why, anon? Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why reply? Why keep shitposting? Do you believe you're posting... for something? For more than your virginity? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it fame? Or attention? Perhaps autism? Could it be for love? Illusions, Anon. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble anonymous intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as 4Chan itself, although... only a human mind could invent something as insipid as baneposting. You must be able to see it, anon. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, anon? Why? Why do you persist?
as long as you're
You need a certain density of people to get so fucking drunk you'll graffiti a bunch of cardboard boxes with pin up girls, then ship them off to your psychotic war criminal boss
Screen cap this, so everybody can laugh at you again when you repost it, autismo child
what the fuck was that ?
i bet its autism in its true form .
chan surprises me everyday
Anyone here concerned about how easy it is to recruit soldiers with Fulton? I mean it made sense in PW since it was a portable game but in GZ I really felt some form of attachment and stress whenever I rescued a POW/soldier, waiting for the chopper to come
I don't think I'll be using it much, only to recruit POWs or important characters
>IMMA SCREENCAP YOU MEANIES!
Put up or shut up, faggot.
>big boss invented doritos and mountain dew. This is canon.
>big boss drove around in a cardboard tank and stole men for his ocean boys club with a superfast balloon
>an evil skeleton man hid a bomb in a girls vagina
>a fat man on roller skates built an atomic bomb when he was ten years old
I don't know why people are saying this looks stupid compared to some of the stuff in the series. I am fucking stoked for this.
i am laughing my ass off at mgs fans trying to justify this shit .
truly your fanbase is full of autists
>please validate me
>still being mad
holy fuck, calm down, you're going to give yourself a heart attack
It's silly and that's about it, why would we eant to justify it
For a poorly written series such as metal gear perhaps. For anything out there, nope, it absolutely does not. Every universe has its own rules to what characters are bound to.
I want you guys to take a moment and think, what if Kojima actually put non-straight marines into the game?
You wouldnt know if your distraction would work and it would add another level of challenge and risk to using the upgraded box.
Why do you think people were calling you mad? Because you were spouting incorrect bullshit and got called out, then responded by sticking your fingers in your ears whilst yelling "LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LOL GB2REDDIT"
Shut the fuck up, do yourself a favour and stop posting.
>trying to justify
What exactly? Have you ever played a MGS game before?
>u mad again
You missed the epic momentum anon.
you are justifying right now you autist .
thanks for the casualization of the game industry
Either way i'm not mad. shit's hilarious. Glad the absolute mad man can shit on MGS so I don't have to. Fight the good fight. mad or no.
does this mean there are people that actually took ANY PART of MGS seriously? The writing has always been austin powers levels of ridiculous. Did any of you fuckers REALLY listen to any of these dialogues in MGSRR and thought "yeah thats deep/badass/insightful?" and not "lol Kojima"?
I bet you hate silly stuff in MGS too.
all this fags, whatever it's already my candidate for GOTY next year, stay plen
>Why do you think people were calling you mad?
Because it's the easy way when you can't think of anything to say but you got mad anyway, so you have to rely on projecting your own onto others to try to paint them in a "bad" light to try (and fail) to indirectly attack the argument by saying bad things about the one argumenting? It's not really rocket science.
It's funny that you're saying "lalala" when it was exactly what you and your "u mad" neckbeards did. My argument is STILL not countered in anyway or form, but somehow you guys think you're achieving something special the more you shout the same random generic 4chan ebin insult over and over again.
Do YOU a favor and stop posting, your brain has pretty much melted at this part if you can't see through your retardation.
But, one more time,
>metal gear fans in charge of being able to make any point whatsoever
And alas, my point still remains unaddressed. Let's see how many "u mad" this one gets before an actual non-shitposting response.
>implying there will be an actual non-shitposting response
>implying you aren't the shitposter
Arguments that are easily refuted are no fun to write rebuttals for. You're clearly ignorant of the entire franchise and so nobody gives a fuck about writing an argument to counter yours. You're a mad retard, you're not going to get serious responses.
>implying you aren't the shitposter
>"u mad" x 93947 is not shitposting guys, it's top tier argumenting :^)
Not really gonna bother with the rest of the diarrhea you call of a post.
thats not the point you fucking autist i dont give to shit about fuckin feminists
my only concern is how shit this mechanic is and how horrid the AI is.
it declares the casualization of gaming and you guys gladly accept it .
It's pretty tame. I'm surprised
Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain is bringing cardboard box stealth back into the mix and will feature a few new tricks for players to use, as demonstrated on stage today during Sony's Gamescom 2014 press conference.
In the trailer above, the presenter explains that the box — an iconic symbol of stealth for the series — has been upgraded with new abilities. Players can pop out, take down enemies with a quick shot and retreat into hiding, as well as use items from within.
The box's most notable addition is its decoy abilities. By displaying a picture of a soldier on the box's outside, players can trick enemies into thinking they're an ally. Decoy options also include a half-naked woman, which will send enemy soldiers sprinting toward Snake to oogle the picture with no regard for their safety.
Check out the trailer above for a look at gameplay.
>Arguments that are easily refuted are no fun to write rebuttals for
Wait I thought that if they were really easily refutable I would have seen any refute whatsoever by this point? Gee, I wonder why this isn't the case.
>it's r-really easy I s-swear, its s-so easy I w-won't even do it!
Yeah sure got me there anon.
I don't play MGS and have absolutely no investment in either side of this thread.
But you are a faggot.
Can you pastebin this shit?
I think there is actually a concerted effort among "intellectuals" to disregard context, critical theory or something, I may be wrong I just remember something like that.
The way people view the world is literally deluded.
>being so mad you work 10 minutes on a reply in a thread that will be gone in 15 mins
I know, it's easier to try and save face for the fact you can't think of any form of counter-argument whatsoever this way. But that needs no explaining, it was obvious from the start.
>if you reply you lose!
/b/ is to your left.
You know what?
I actually would like the team to make soldiers open fire to female cutouts.
It will be much more realistic and I guess will cater to the "demands" of "feminist userbase"
Why do these people insist on sugar-coating their message with stupid words like this
Like people will stop thinking of them as funsucking vampires if they talk like a youth worker from the 90s
They think that somehow they
Counter argument to what? You're not even making any valid points here. You said MGS was a series that takes itself really seriously when in fact the gameplay aspects in all of the games so far proves otherwise, and this new box is in line with that.
the only good post in this thread .
console is cancer
I'm not sure why they do it but it pisses me off as well.
SJW's in particular always write as if they are speaking to your in person and use all sorts of verbal stumbles in their typing style.
> I want ultra serious realistic AI in a metal gear game.
Fuck off, fooling guards with porn magazines and planting tnt on their backs was unrealistic as shit, but it was so much fun.
>guy calls game stupid but primarily fan base for thinking its something that it's not
>fans call guy a shitposter/ruseman
>guy continues to call game stupid while explaining why he thinks it is so and asking for argument to prove him otherwise on pain of assurance that fanbase is stupid.
>fanbase replies with shitposting, namecalling, and accusations of bait
is this about right?
you didnt seem to read the thread at all
there have been plenty of instances where the fans tell him why he's wrong and he just repsonds with " WOW THE MGS FANBASE IS SO STUPID"
No, OP, it's not
>Guy is stupid and wants a game to be something it is not
>Everyone tells him he's stupid and explains why
>Gets butthurt and starts making shit up to justify his unfounded opinion
>People laugh at him
>guy calls a game stupid and misrepresents it, being clearly ignorant of it
>people reply with "1/10 cool bait retard"
>guy has a shitfit because he's so assblasted
>fanbase sits back and laughs
>retard tries to look cool by summing it up in greentext
For you, maybe.
Two outsiders with its own biases can form two different opinions based on the same facts.
Maybe he was right all along?
Maybe he was talking out of his ass?
Nevertheless, the thread wasn't about the perceived quality of games, but to discuss the trailer and poke fun at feminists, and at least for that it's offtopic shitposting on both sides.
lol who are you calling OP ya casual
MGS fans i am truly dissapointed i thought you guys were better than that
all i wanted was clarification. because from the outset it looks like the MGS fans are faggots
>postin Mr Monk
>not postin dean, the on true madman
its the diclaration of casualization of games . and the autists fans support it
>not editing the site content directly
Do you even misdirection and information control?
He removed Hayter because this time motion capture and voice acting are done by the same person and Hayter is not a real actor.
And rations may have been part of MGS for the longest time, but MGS 3 already didn't use rations for health anymore and had regenerating health. Having an item that fills up your health just makes all battles a question of whether you have enough of them in your inventory.
your (You)'s are all off and it took you like 6 minutes compared to my 30 seconds.
ha i bet you think you are a graphic artist or something
No anon you are the faggot.
Maybe the super srs trailers have made people forget what MGS is like.
and maybe it's tricked new comers into thinking this is some kind of serious Mass Call of Farcry Effect soap opera "drama"