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PUT DOWN THOSE DAMN VIDEO GAMES, and call your parents to see

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PUT DOWN THOSE DAMN VIDEO GAMES, and call your parents to see how they're doing! Just a phone call, anon.. just a damn phone call to say hi and ask them if they're alright.
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I'll tell me dad in the morning. I don't want to wake him up right now.
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Why the fuck would I call my parents at 3AM they would be pissed at me
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>>257515174
if they are fine...
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Put down what?
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>People crying over Robin Williams

Why? He was a selfish human being. Why would you kill yourself and leave behind your loved ones to deal with the pain and misery. Fuck him.
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My parents are at work, just like me. My dad'd be angry if I interrupted him, and my mom wouldn't even pick up until lunch break.
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>call your parents

You give /v/ too much credit
They can simply walk upstairs
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>>257515391
depression is one hell of a issue
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>>257515554
>living in the basement and not the attic
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Why would I call them now they're perfectly fine sleeping upstairs
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Why would I call them when they sleep in the same bed as I do?
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>>257515656
>>257515391
I bet he never heard of tantrum spirals
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>implying I'm not at my mom's house right now

I need to get out of here ;-;
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>>257515656

He's rich, he has money to spare to get all the help he needs.

Now his poor daughter and other relatives is gonna have to live with this for the rest of their lives.
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>>257515786
Well depends. How old are you? I see no reason why you would leave the house right when you turn 18.
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>>257515096
too bad zelda williams cant call her dad anymore
now that hes dead
i bet shes sad about that
thats what she gets for not marrying me in the first place
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>>257515956
I was 18 some 57 years ago. Now I'm 22.
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>>257515828
human beings adapt
no sane person hates someone for commuting suicide
his daughter will remember him fondly regardless
you're a faggot
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>>257515786
>>257515956
you dont have to leave your parents house until like 22-23
assuming you're in some university
no reason to leave until you find a decent stable job
that doesnt mean get all cozy
but its stupid to rush to move into an apartment somewhere and be an even bigger drain on your parents because you cant support yourself yet
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>>257516147
Do not respond to edgelords.
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>>257515828
>He's rich, he has money to spare to get all the help he needs.

You always know how to spot some retard who thinks depression is just some easily solved problem.
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>>257516147
Wanna hear how I know that you never dealt with suicidal persons?
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I'm staying with my folks for the month of august.
They're both fine.
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>>257515096
mine are dead anon.
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>>257516260
Exactly. I agree with you. However for me it's a bit different because in my culture we take care of our parents when they're at old age to support them. My grandparents lived with us till they passed away.
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>>257515096
its her fault he died
if she had just played more video games with him
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>>257515391
>>257515828

watch out for that edge
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>>257516494
sorry to heard that
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my parents are DEEEEAAAAAAAD
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My granddad died last November, my parents died in a car crash in April and my sister's been a drug addict for the past few years.

Still going strong, I guess.
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>>257516627
thats not edge you retarded summerfaggot
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>>257516720

It's ok, Batman. We're here for you.
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>>257516490
Nope, you sound like like a very unpleasant person to be around
my father also committed suicide
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>>257516757
good. we all know its going to end in tragedy anyway atleast you can say its over and done with and dont have to worry about them anymore.
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>>257516757
Man that's tough of you
>Tfw one of my best friends got killed in an accident last week

Hit me so hard. It's honestly the first time I ever experienced such a loss. He was my friend since elementary school. What's worse is that he got killed by a 16 year old driver. Dammit
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My dad was a drug dealer who fled the province as soon as he found out he knocked my mom up and my mom is busy having another fucking kid with another fucking guy.
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>>257517032
That's because you are faggot and he found out about you browsing /v/
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>>257515096
yft Zelda Wii U commercial without Robin
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>>257516627
>hurr lemme spout le edgy memexXD that'll show him

You're stupid, your mom is stupid
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>>257515731

You fucking shit

gettin real tired of not having a stable release
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So why didn't he leave a note?
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>call them
Joke's on you, I live with them
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>>257517172
then on second thought, go ahead and pick those videogames back up
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>>257516424
It's looked at less seriously by people because of all the edgy emo teenages that go on about how they hate people and think they are depressed
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>>257515096
My dad pulled a robin williams 2 years ago
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This entire thread:
dullem
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>>257517584
Doesn't that mean Robin Williams pulled a your dad?
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>>257517170
I hope that cunt goes to jail.
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>>257517424
he probably died with his cock in his hand since they said asphyxiation, probably didn't mean to off himself
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>>257517326
You'll feel this way for a long long long loooooooong time then
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>>257515096
Come on, man. Robbin Williams is dead and all you can do is post shit about Robbin Williams? You heartless Robert.

You fucking Williams. ROBBIN WILLIAMS IS DEAD.
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>>257517424
may have been an accidental suicide
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>>257515096
I spoke to my dad after 2 years a few days ago

We are not really close but I don't want him to think I hate him or something

and now this happens and I feel glad I did it
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I don't envy you people who still have to lose your parents. It hurts.
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>>257515096
>call your parents to see how they're doing!
Why? They're sleeping in the other room. I already know how they're doing.

When I go back to Uni in a month, I'll probably call them like once a week or something.
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>>257515096
shut the hell up faggot
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>>257517170
For what it's worth, that fucker will never forget what s/he did. It's no consolation, but still.
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>>257517627
What an unoriginal hack.
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>>257515096
>implying i don't live with them
Fuck off.
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>>257515096
I called my father. He only replied "ok", "uhum" and "ok, bye".

It was father's day. Probably never calling again.
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>>257515828
>He's rich, he has money to spare to get all the help he needs.
The mind can unintentionally invalidate all of that shit, do you have any idea how brains work
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>>257517949
your dad's probably just not into displays of emotion
i bet he is actually a chill and good dude once you get to know him
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My cousin killed himself. Life can be shit sometimes.
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>>257517662

I know anon, but I can't go back to .34 after that first taste of .40
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>>257517170
Stay strong anon, we will always love you.
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>>257515664
you got it :^)
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>>257517170
my best friend died a year ago
probable suicide, family never told anyone how it happened

the worst part is i don't even feel sad
the day i got the news i just went for a walk and expected to start crying or feel horrible but nothing happened
it's not that i don't care, it's just that i expected things like this would actually make me feel something

guess it's just one of those things that isn't anything like you imagine it
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>>257517842
Man I don't even want to think about it. To lose my Parents would be devestating.
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>>257515096
my mom retired to a third world country and my dad died from cancer a few months ago.

so i'm not gonna be calling them anytime soon.
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>>257515096
No, fuck them. If they want a kid they should make a new one.
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>>257517656
Didn't his son die like that?
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>>257518168
.40 for adventure mode, .34 for Fortresses. It's your fault for starting a fortress in .40
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>>257515096

They're sleeping, it's 3:30am
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>>257515096
We should send a card to Zelda Williams.
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>>257517170

Shit man, it's rough, how did you grieve? If you're not crying don't worry, I didn't cry for weeks. When I got the call that he died I was like, "Oh, that sucks", I didn't really feel anything, I was looking up on the internet if I'm fucked up because I couldn't feel sad about my best friend dying, I was one of the first people they called, why couldn't I cry?

It wasn't until a few weeks later that I realised I didn't really accept that he was gone. I was still waiting for him to call me every day so we could talk like we used to, eventually I was at the pub catching up with friends from high-school and I was like, "Hey, we should call Danny", and it just kept ringing and ringing and ringing and I burst into tears right there in the bar, I was a wreck, I kept yelling for him to pick up, I miss him like crazy, I wish I could call him right now but I know he won't pick up, it'll just keep fucking ringing.
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>>257517170
You should befriend your friend's killer. Slowly gaining their trust over many years. Become so close that they would never suspect they have wronged you, and they would never expect a betrayal.
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>>257515096
I just made my dad a cup of tea and some toast, he's fine.
Might play RE 2 with him later.
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>>257518394
sorry your dad died
please like us
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>>257518431
you sound like a fucking retard
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>>257517902
>s/he
Shitlord detected. Fuck off cis scum
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>>257518394
I'm sure all those epic /v/ memes will cheer her up.
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I talk to my parents almost every day. They call me or I call them and we talk about our day and bullshit around for a little bit.
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>>257518394

Are you joking? That's a terrible idea.
>hey your dad killed himself here's some memes!
>post to twitter pls
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>>257515786
Take your time anon. Don't need to move out when you hit the magic number 18.
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>>257518206
You know it happened to me too. My grandparents passed away and I was really close to them, yet I didn't shed a single tear and didn't show much emotion while my Mother was crying a lot. I guess I was just being optimistic and thinking they're in a better place now
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>>257518469
>"Hey, aren't you that guy that killed my dad? Yeah, you must remember me from the court. Let's go grab a beer, shall we?"
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>>257515096
I CALL DAD AND HE SAY THIS ISN'T VIDEO GAME
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>>257515391
I bet you're one of those people who thinks depression is a fake disease and that people just need to "cheer up"

You are one giant, colossal, elder-tier faggot.
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>>257518647

>hey your dad killed himself here's some memes!
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>>257515391
Am I going to have to post that David Foster Wallace quote about suicide or can you just google it yourself?
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>>257518730
br? HUEHUHE
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>>257518749
>depression
>disease
You can control psychological problems. You can't control fucking AIDS.
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>19
>Live with parents

I see them everyday and can confirm they are doing just fine aside from my dad's addiction to gambling and my mother's crushing alcoholism.
I really need to get the fuck out of here but I'd feel bad leaving my 8 year old brother in the hands of my parents because they can suck sometimes.
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>>257518647
I guess it'll be too much for her to her dad fucking killed herself lol
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>>257515096
Dad is dead and Mom is an old lady that needs her rest. I'll drive by her house tomorrow.
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my mom's sleeping a floor above me, and my dad's sleeping to at my stepmom's house. I'll ask em tomorrow
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>>257518394
>tfw she'll likely be reminded every single day of her dads death from letters she gets for the next 6 months
What a great thing to wake up to
>YAY I WON'T SEE MY DAD TODAY
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I hate my parents. They're selfish and not worthy of having kids in the first place.
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>>257518647
>>hey your dad killed himself here's some memes!
>>post to twitter pls


Also, suggest something to watch with Robbie Williams. I've seen probably 2-3 movies with him
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>>257518647
What if we gave her some daily dose?
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>>257518943
Why is she sleeping on the floor?
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>>257518394
Fucking social retard.
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Do you think hot steamy grief sex would make Zelda feel better? I'm thinking about offering my services to her on twitter but only if it'll make her feel better. If not I'll just mail her a condom filled with some jizz
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>>257518394

Can't imagine how she feels right now.
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>>257515391
Having depression and feeling depressed aren't the same thing.
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>>257515391
As someone who has dealt with depression and suicidal thoughts for most of his life, go fuck yourself with a razor dildo.

Seriously. I have no desire to explain why that is wrong. Just go eat a bag of dicks. Be a dear and choke on them, do us all a favor.
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>>257515096
>calling your parents nearly at 3 am
are you guys retarded?
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>>257519160
go back to facebook, kid
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>>257519005
you didnt give a shit about ribbin williams before why pretend to now
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>>257519108

nono, her room's right above mine

But god damn, hardwood is uncomfy as fuck
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>>257519176
>abloo bloo, pls give me so attention or ill kill myself, I swear!
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>>257519176
> MUH SADNESS ;___;
> CRAAAAAWLIIIINGGG IIIIN MYYYY SKIIIIN
Get over it you pussy
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>>257519253

No! All the funniest memes are on 4chan, I'm staying!
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>>257519176
You sound no better than Tumblrfags right now.
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>>257519265
I dont. He acted in lots of movies, who knows, maybe there are some good ones.
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>>257519176
How does it feel to be suicidal
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>>257519176
I'm a NEET sack of shit but I've never felt suicidal? Is there like some trigger or do you just wake up one day wanted to kill yourself? It scares me.
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>>257519176
>you're wrong because I said so
You sound delusional
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>>257519434
Killing
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>>257515096
Alright /v/ as we speak I have one in the chamber, so this is my last post. GG no re /v/, I am free from this world.
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>>257519005
>robbie != robin
Unless that was supposed to be funny, in which case you have a horrible sense of humor
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>>257519176
>meanwhile in anons basement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
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>>257519005
Good Will Hunting is pretty alright.
I'm not a huge fan of Dead Poet's Society but everyone else seems to like it so there's that.
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>>257519572
Ha, I knew it's going to be THIS song!
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>>257519534

Another one bites the dust!
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>>257515096
I do OP. one of my biggest fears is getting a last phone call of my parents from the doctor that they died in a preventable death. I also tell them to call me whenever they want something heavy to move.
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Is Zelda Williams married yet? I wish to be the one to help continue Robin's lineage
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>you'll never muster the courage to end your own life
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>>257519434
Suicide-y.
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My mom broke down crying today and I walked half a mile through rain to give her a hug today. Did do good today?
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>>257519506
It's like you're in a skyscraper, and there's a fire. Suicide is when the fear of jumping out of the window is a bit less than the fear of fire that's burning you alive right now. Suicide is not "Lol I should kill myself".
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>>257519534
don't dew it, think of the doritos and xbox live subscriptions
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>>257519534
Anon pls don't qq
or i report u
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>>257519534
we should all start killing ourselves to be with mr. williams
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>>257519691
>end your life
>Courage
Yeah, quitting vidya gaems shows courage as well. All those butthurt 15 year olds ragequitting should show troops what real bravery is.
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>>257519384

Now that's just crass.
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>>257519725
you deserve a pat on the head
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I'm still wondering why exactly he committed suicide. I mean he was a great actor and has a lovely family. What could have caused such a man to commit suicide of all things? I really didn't expect this from him but whatever he was dealing with must have been tough
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>>257515096
This isn't video games, faggot.
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>>257519176
This whole post was dildos. You probably know more about depression than anyone who's riling you up right now, but fuck me, what a way to bring it up.
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>>257519691
think of all the funny /v/ posts you'd be missing out on
I find something on here daily that brings me nearly to tears laughing, I can't imagine what I'd do without it
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>>257519338

That's what the happy pills are for.
>daddy needs his candy
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>>257519572
>not this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>257519601
I've see that one, yeah. It's alright, so is Good Morning, Vietnam. Never heard of anything else by him.
>>257519541
Not a joke, I'm just not into all these names.
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>>257518206
Same thing happened to me, except his death was caused by a seizure
I just felt empty for weeks knowing I would never play vidya with him again.
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>>257519957

DS is video games.
Zelda is video games.
Your argument is invalid.
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>>257519176

>Seriously. I have no desire to explain why that is wrong

Because you can't, stop craving attention and just kill yourself already.
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>>257520003
> Never heard of anything else by him.
>No Patch Adams
>No Jumanji
Come on now.
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>>257519923
He watched Bicentennial Man and was overcome with depression
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>yfw you realize why I link it after watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
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>>257520053
>famous actor in television advertisment
>>/tv/
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>>257519743
in other words the only good reason to kill yourself would be if you were in immediate mortal danger and going to die anyway?
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>tfw haven't spoke to my father for 3 months, a recovering alcoholic who went AWOL after his mother died and spent a month in intensive care ina coma.

>tfw he's smart as hell and funny, and ok now

>but i still haven't forgiven him for what he did when I was a kid

>mfw I actually asked my mother if she wanted me to murder him when I was younger
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>>257515391

You are at the apex of a burning building. Your only options for escape are to either jump from the structure and plummet to your death, or to wait for the flames to find and slowly burn you to death.
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>>257519534
AND THATS ONE IN A CHAMBER, WU TANG BANGER, 36 STYLES OF DANGER
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>>257520129
Go back to 4AM, LOL, filename or trap threads
>B-B-B-B-B-B-UT MUH /V/ CULTURE
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The threads on /v/ that don't have to do with video games are always better than the board meant for the type of discussion going on
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>>257520185
>CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING
get over it you fucking baby
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>>257518854
Says the guy who isn't killing niggers to control the spread of AIDS
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>>257518854
>>depression
>psychological

fucking retard
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>>257520210
Go shitpost somewhere else.
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>>257520109
The only thing I remember from Jumanji is that it had a lot of animals. It's not my blog, so just suggest a good movie.
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>>257520185
Holy fuck you goddamn mongoloids a fucking friend or a girlfriend or a goddamn pet can cure your depression but those things can't put out a fire.
Stop being such fucknig wimps.
>I'M BURNING INSIDE MAMAAAAAAAAAA
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>>257516260
This makes me feel a little less shit. I'm 20, still living with my mom, and have been seeking jobs since I was 16 and never been hired. I'm putting together a portfolio and working on small projects while I'm in college and making connections.

I want to move out at least by the end of next year. Hopefully I'll get something soon.
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>>257520271
it's like that for every board though
except for /a/, every thread on there is usually shit except for the jojo ones
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>>257520376
I'm not that guy nor am I depressed, but you sound like some guy who just finished high school and thinks he "gets" this world.
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>>257518983
HOLY SHIT, THIS OLD GUY GOES TO MY CHURCH. I SAW HIM ON SUNDAY AND DID A DOUBLE TAKE BUT IT WASDEFINETLY HIM
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>>257520109
patch adams was fucking terrible
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>>257520340
You too.
>>257520375
>so just suggest a good movie.
...I just did you moron.
Jumanji.
Or you can go watch Hook if you want to see that horseface Julia Roberts as a fairy.
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Robbin died at 63.
My dad is 65.

Don't know how I feel about this.
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>>257520334
>mental condition affecting emotional state
>physically disabling
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>>257520489
You own a church? Fuck, anon that's great!
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>>257520492
It's still a well-known movie.
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>>257520180
It is no use hanging on to anger anon. I had to forgive my father for my childhood and now have a relationship with him. Not that kind you sicko.
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>>257519176
That wasn't exactly the brightest move
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How selfish can you be to kill yourself when people care about you?
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>>257515096
My mother died thinking she was hated by everyone.
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>>257520376
>a girlfriend or a goddamn pet can cure your depressio
My girlfriend dumped me the same night my great grandmother passed away in the room next to me and I found out my dog had brain cancer
That bullshit is what caused my current state
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>>257520185
So he didn't kill himself, he was killed by depression?
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>>257520541
Witty m8. What do I google to find more pics of him?
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>>257519869
But those people get to go do other things that they want to do. Killing yourself means you don't get to do anything ever again.
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>>257520525
>yfw zelda is probably close to or the same age as you
>and she lurks /v/
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Ha ha
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>>257520624
They created it but they can also take it away.
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>>257515096
moms dead. fathers a crackhead. also a nigger in all senses of the word. most of my family consists of alcoholics or other mental problems.

your move.
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>>257520603

I can't be that bright, I'm on /v/ after all.
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>>257520527
depression is purely chemical you fucking dolt
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>>257520696
People kill themselves because they can't stand life anymore. It's the coward's way out.
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>>257520698
It must be weird knowing how many people would want to do you anal on a website you frequent
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>>257520185
>comparing the sads to burning to death
You should try both, and see which is worse.
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>>257519506
Not him but I have serious health issues one time over of couple of days the sheer realisation of eveything that went wrong or that I missed in my life hit me and I started panicking and freaking out because I was alive, it's like something switched and being alive was wrong, wasn't something deep just that urge to finish it once and for all.

Anyway I was lucky/smart enough to hammer myself with pills before doing anything.
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>>257520814
Are you stupid, anon?
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>>257520814
>chemical state in your brain affecting your emotional state
>physically disabling
I bet you thought Hanako had the most tragic backstory
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>>257520921
fucking who?
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>>257515096
I've been meaning to call my Dad, haven't see him in 6 or so years, it took an anon on the internet to convince me to call him.

You did good anon, I'll call him on Friday
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>>257520831
I certainly would do that. She also has nice feet.
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>>257515174
Stu?

What on earth are you doing?
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>>257515096
My mother just called me to tell my that it is my grandmothers birthday today because she thought I would forget it.
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>>257520949
A crispy bitch from a VN
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>>257520698
>born July 31, 1989
She's 2 years older.
But too bad she's on the other-side of the planet.
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>>257515096
OH NO I WAS TOO LATE, MY MOM IS DEAD
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>>257520814
Everything is chemical. Reality is perception. Your reality is not the same as another's reality.
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>>257520376

>a fucking friend or a girlfriend or a goddamn pet can cure your depression


ahahaha,oh you are so wrong
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Told mom to drop dead after turning 18 after several years of her alcoholic abuse. Havent talked to her since and dont intend too.
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>>257520980
Feet pics where?
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>>257520997
god damnit

as many problems as I've had with my dad, I really don't want him to die.
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>>257521019
>she's only 125 days older than me
>we could've been schoolmates
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>>257520376
keep telling yourself youre only depressed because
>tfw no gf

it never goes away.

there's only one exit. an exit bag. Robin Williams used one.
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>>257520828
As opposed to living through decades of constant misery and torment? Yeah man, those pussies.

I don't judge anyone for committing suicide. I think it's way more selfish to force someone to stick around with a life they don't want to live, just because you can't let go.
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>>257519412
There are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc6CB-cqLgc
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>>257520997
>than

Stopped reading
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>>257521043
Go back to Twitter Jayden Smith.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
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>>257515096
>PUT DOWN THOSE DAMN VIDEO GAMES, and call your parents to see how they're doing! Just a phone call, anon.. just a damn phone call to say hi and ask them if they're alright.
i cant. I've tried contacting my mother but she never answers and my father is nowhere
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>>257520814
your entire psyche is purely chemical.
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>>257515391
As someone who is still depressed and been depressed for 3 years, I think that suicide is easy way out, ragequit. And I don't want to upset anyone with my death.
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>>257515096
I talked to my Dad when I heard about Robin's death.
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>>257521303
>decades of constant misery and torment
It's in your hand to change your life.
Shit, you're acting like a NEET who's given up on life even though he's never tried doing anything to improve it.
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>>257515786
depending on how autistic you are (since you browse this board), just get a job and treat it like a grind for XP

and i just realised how stupid that sounds
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHicD_wr4Aw
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>>257520003

Bicentennial Man is pretty good, somewhat emotional.
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My dad is a god damn crybaby. If I dont call him or visit him once a week he gets all passive aggressive on me.
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>implying im not a NEET who lives with his parents

LAMO
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>>257521329
You deny the truth?
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>>257521617
FUCKING SAME
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>>257521513
What the fuck are you even talking about, man? I'm not depressed, I never have been. I have just witnessed several people go through that shit to know what's up. You seem to be under the impression that people with serious, chronic depression can just "change". That's still not how it works, anon.
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>>257521481
Let's see how you feel after being depressed for 40 years like Robin Williams.
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>call
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I have a boner I need to get rid of, did someone ever find Zelda's foot pics?
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>>257521481
then you're fucking awesome and a hero and I love you
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>>257515828
when youre so depressed you want to kill yourself then you have a mental illness. Its a bigger problem than the person can handle themselves. thats why the biggest problem is to get them to reach out, because they try so hard to mask the pain.
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>>257515096
But I dont like those people. Besides, they already called me once this month, thats more than enough.
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>>257521768
>>257521617
kek
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>>257521843
>I have a boner I need to get rid of
mmmm
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>>257521513
anon is right.

if someone wants to end it all, as sad as it may be, you should respect their choice. they probably spent a lot of time thinking about it.
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>>257515096
But it's two in the morning
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>>257519176
>i am sad, thus you are wrong
>i am sad, thus its okay to make other sad also

fuck off.
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>>257521975
it ain't gonna suck
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>>257521843
Does that do?
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>>257515096
But anon...

My father died when I was in HS, my mother kicked me out, and I'm just leaving off of renting the property I inherrited from my father...
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>>257521843
flick your testicle
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Geez, this thread full of fucking whiners
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>>257521979
If I've learned anything from video games it's that if someone has suicidal tendencies you need to try extra hard to save their sorry asses so they can help you in return later
It's a lot harder without quick saves though
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>>257521617
>>257521768
Maybe because he went through all of your fucking childhood and likes hearing from you, shitheads.
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>>257521979
>they probably spent a lot of time thinking about it.
this is rarely the case.
Maybe if they have a medical condition or are really old.
Robin Williams had a history of alcohol abuse, he probably wasn't in the best frame of mind when he did it.
>mfw a 14 year old girl hung herself in her backyard in a town near mine because her boyfriend dumped her for somebody else
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>>257521843
>Robin Williams dies
>After his death some anon jacks off to his daughters feet
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>>257521979
>if someone wants to end it all, as sad as it may be, you should respect their choice
Are you supporting trannies' decision to mutilate themselves as well, anon?
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>>257522263
Welcome to 4chan.
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I've got a suicidal friend. Did a lot to stop him from doing it, then he was fine for a while. Went all depressed again, once again I tried hard to help out. Was fine again for a few months.. now it's happening again.

I just don't know. I'm not gonna say "you won't do it anyway" or anything like that but it's taking a toll on me as well to do this over and over.
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>>257520814
And you can decide to not be depressed, releasing other chemicals in your body.

Or if you are, you know, rich and have all the free time in the world, and you have wife, kids, family and fans worldwide, you can do whatever you want and nobody will judge.

There are a million things he could have done instead of hanging himself and leaving the many people who loved him sadder.
It was an asshole move and totally unjustified.

inb4 hurf durh ur normalfag u dont know my pain baaaw CRAAWLIN
I am a 25 year old freindless kissless virgin who has to work his ass off to pay the rent and I dont even enjoy vidya anymore. And guess what, I still find ways to entertain myself and the very thought of suicide is disturbing.
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>>257522185
you're an asshole, you know that
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>>257522398
why anon?
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>All these people saying "X is going to die in your lifetime" and whatnot
>That feel when my favorite musician won't die in mine because he's only 9 years older than me
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>>257520026
that's the worst part
not being able to do anything with them anyone
i just want to talk again
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>>257522469
you know damn well that hurt
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>>257522268
People can do to their body what they wish to do. It's their's.

however, crying about your problems on facebook or being extremely vocal about your MANGINA makes me want to commit murder suicide.
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>>257521000
making chocolate pudding
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>>257522384
Go to /adv/.

>>257522395
>and the very thought of suicide is disturbing.

You're a fucking moron if you truly think because you haven't suffered from it no one else will, or they simply need to "cheer up!"
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>>257522560
lel
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>>257515096
I was chatting with my parents just before going to this thread. Apparently they went for a medical checkup and found out my mom has high cholesterol levels and my dad's got gout again. Been telling them to exercise more frequently, god.
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>>257522384
I don't get how people could be so depressed that they'd want to kill themselves while living in relative wealth in a 1st world country.
I mean the guy you're talking about has a fucking friend.
I haven't had a friend in years.
I'd still never kill myself.
Even just eating, jacking off and video games is better than literally nothing ever again.
I'm not even one of those NEETs that gets off to being a loner, I just put up with it while getting my degree.
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>>257515096
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>>257522582
I am depressed, you mongoloid dicksucker. Its a diagnosed medical condition.
I have a pharmacyload of drugs I am supposed to take, but chose not to.
I am just not a whiny little bitch and I handle it. Git gud.
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Eh, I already visit them once a week.
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>>257522493
>timberlake
>favorite musician

one of the most talented and hard working guys in the industry and he is a total bro in interviews. good taste.
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>>257518469
Five star post.
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>>257522493
>tfw mine turned 61 this year
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>>257522268
If she keeps the dick then yes :3
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>>257522493
>There are people who went into a comma after the release and Half Life 2 and have already come out of it
>There are people who have died waiting for Dwarf Fortress .40 version
>Noone will ever see DF getting to 1.0
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Reaching out to people when you are depressed is hard as well. Nobody would listen to you, and they will keep telling you it's not an issue at all.
If you have friends who are depressed, try to help them. Don't drag them outside or tell them to cheer up and become social, it won't help. Do it gently so they know there is someone who cares and listens.
If you're depressed, then keep going and be strong. As much as you can.
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>>257522676
>Its a diagnosed medical condition.
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>>257522641
>while getting my degree
So you have a potentially bright future ahead of you and wonder why people might feel they have nothing left to live for
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>>257522676
Then that doesn't sound like chemical depression, anon. If you truly had it you'd have very little motivation to actually do things.
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>>257522565
>People can do to their body what they wish to do. It's their's
However their decision seems to affect your life as well.
Look at the VIDEO GAMES of today anon.
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>>257522793
It is. You go to a doctor and they tell you you are depressed. Then you laugh it off, go to another specialist and they confirm.
After that you get your shit together and you stop being depressed, since thats terrible and you are ashamed of being such a squirmy faggot.
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>>257522797
yeah sure, the chance of maybe having a long term career will really make me happy.
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>>257522248
I'm almost glad that I overthink things then. This world is shit but there's a select few things here that make me stop myself from leaving it. Whenever the thought of 'you wont be around to deal with the aftermath so why bother' comes through my mind I fight it off.

Right now I'm hardly living for myself, but for the sake of a few people left here that are already living through hell and dont deserve more pain. Provided I dont fix myself up before they die, once they do I'm checking out.
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>>257521513
>It's in your hand to change your life.
As if it's that easy for them to realize that
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>>257522742
Fucker's getting old... :(

At least they're still making quality records.
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>>257522248
>this is rarely the case.

uh, depression is pretty much constant. so, if you're constantly depressed, you're constantly thinking about potentially killing yourself.

I don't claim to have ever been depressed. I abused meth and was neet for 2 years and felt extremely sad about my life, but I never saw a clink so I can't say for certain. However I CAN tell you I thought quite a bit about my life, about hopefully one day making it better (which I did spoilers), but the constant thought of being a fat piece of shit with no job and no future ate at me because I knew I could do better, but all I did was eat, shit ,jerk off, play videogames and do meth. and yea, I thought about taking the .45 from my desk drawer and killing myself.
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>>257522384
I had a friend like this aswell.
I just kept comforting him over and over for 8 or so years and he got his shit together.
Start showing him your tired of him doing this shit all the time and he'll realize he's pushing you away Your friend may not take it the right way though and an hero instead though
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>>257515096
>phone call
>not just leaving their basement for 2 seconds to talk to them
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>>257522384
The sheer fire way to know when they are going to go through is if they all of a sudden become really nice and slight indications that they are tieing up lose ends or saying their goodbyes.

Ut sounds counter intuitive, but if they are going to do it, they won't tell you and will over compensate.
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>>257522797
Nigger Robin Williams had a family and millions of bucks.
A career won't stop you from killing yourself.
Depressed faggots are just faggots with special snowflake syndrome
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>>257522932
>>257521513
inb4 "The world is your oyster" pic

Whoever made that image doesn't know what it's like to be genuinely depressed at all.
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Okay, I'll bite.

I was a foster child and at about 5 years oldI first met my (half) brother there. I always talked about seeing my mom even if I wasnt allowed to. One day though, my brother got to have a visit with her at the CPS place. It was nice seeing her again but when i came back to the foster home after the visit, my brother was gone. My mother had kidnapped and left me in the foster home.

My brother is dead now and the last time I had a chance to talk to my mother about two years ago, I told her that Ill never forget that she chose him over me. I cant get a hold of her now, she lives in a different state but I havent decided if I have it in me to forgive her. I dont even know if she's still alive.
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>>257517170
We may call you a faggot sometimes, but always remember that that is the way we show our love to each other.
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>>257523006
Ain't nobody got time for that.
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>>257522838
>m-my depression could beat up your depression!

Really, faggot? If instead of taking pride of it and enjoying it as an excuse to never do anything and to explain why you are such a pathetic failure you would actually try to fight it, you might end up being a happier man.
I am not talking clubbing and social clubs here, I am saying watching movies you like, listening to music you like, getting a pet, trying to make some vidya or learning to play the guitar.
But nope, I am depressed, thus I have the divine right to browse /v/ and complain. Not my fault, guys, I am depressed. fuck all non depressed normalfags.
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>>257522980
what's the point of owning a gun if you're not going to kill yourself?
wouldn't you buy the gun AFTER you decided you wanted to kill yourself?
why would you leave it to chance?
It's like buying a chocolate bar just in-case you felt hungry later, of course you're going to end up eating it.
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>>257522947
I know there's not much you can ask from them at this point, but I fear I'll never get to see them play live.
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>>257522868
yea well, if you look at it that way, then aren't you being the selfish one? I think people that talk someone out of killing themselves are really just being selfish. the person wants to die but is continuing to live just for your sake.


I
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I was planning on watching a whole bunch of Disney movies with my little sister since I took her to see Disney on ice last weekend.

I can't deal with Genie being dead.
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Both of my parents are dead. Dad's been dead for 21 years and my mom died in 2011. Don't have any other family.
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>>257522384
Look man, I know where you're coming from. I was there too. It's hard; almost like you're going out of your way to be a better person than you could ever possibly be for anybody else in the world. It stresses you out worrying for someone.

Now I know this may sound horrible. But...

Fuck them.

Or if not that then talk to them about whether they give a fuck about all the extra horseshit you're doing for them. Because though the situation is severe with a life at risk, there is still a line where it is just fucking selfish to ask an unprofessional such as yourself deal with that much crap and maybe it is time to bring in professional help. Doing it alone or spreading it out between a couple friends is too much for some people; you have a life to live too.

I'm not necessarily advocating abandoning them, but if your life feels like shit the whole time, then a life is already lost - yours. Maybe you're in a crap country where health care is expensive as fuck. But you need to let your friend know that shit's getting hard on you and they need to give some back as in get better or we're going to see some professionals.
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>>257523175
>tfw birthday in two days
>family has really hinted at getting me a handgun for my birthday (my first gun)
>been having suicidal thoughts of recent
This was not what should be happening ,stop it life
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>>257516627
>implying killing yourself isn't the epitome of edge
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>>257523027
And in this thread we are discussing how he was a faggot to do so, since he had both the time and resource, and the people to help him battle this depression by doing things he liked.
Go to India with his daughter and wife, see the temples, eat shitty food.
Go cage diving in Australia, punch a fucking shark.
Order and assemble a 16 foot model of the Eiffel tower in his back yard.
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>>257523175
I didn't buy the gun to kill myself.
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>>257519691
But there are still glorious games coming out, there is no need for killing yourself yet. Unless you have shit taste in games then sure go ahead.
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>>257515096
Sad part is she probably found out on the news rather than someone calling her
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>>257523175
>what's the point of owning a gun if you're not going to kill yourself?
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The only way suicide is justifiable, is if you know you're fucked.

Some examples might be a soldier who gets captured by enemies who are known to torture and kill prisoners, or if you're old as fuck and want to go out with a bang.

Anyone else who kills themselves over depression are weak-minded faggots who can't take suffering.

There's ALWAYS a way out, and ALWAYS someone worse off than you.
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>>257523349
4chan thinks everyone's a faggot. That doesn't mean shit.
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>>257523358
who were you planning to kill?
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>>257523312
>family friend starts dating woman
>woman has young lesbian daughter
>after a couple years together, they decide to get the daughter a gun for her birthday
>daughter blows her fucking 14 year old brains all over the cieling
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>>257523048
I was about to be mean to you for posting a blog entry, but then I caught the feels. Fuck that bitch man.
>>
I bet none of you even knew Robin Williams personally. Quit your fucking bitching and play some VIDEO GAMES
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>>257523245
>aren't you being the selfish one?
deranged faggots start shitting up on my hobby
>I complain
>STOP BEING SO SELFISH AND ENTITLED
Fuck you.
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>>257523461
4chan isnt a single person. I can forgive somebody who dislikes my favorite game.
I cant forgive somebody who kills himself despite having the health, time, resources and family to continue living comfortably for another 20 years.
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>>257523490
you
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>>257521843
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>>257523175
>what's the point of owning a gun if you're not going to kill yourself?

Can't people just like owning guns, faggot? People like owning historical cars, why not guns too?
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>>257523490
Robin Williams
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>>257523630
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>>257523565
I bet you sleep alone at nights cuddling a pillow, faggot.
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>>257523296
Become a bat.
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>>257523441


just do whatever you want

only unpunishable crime and unregrettable action in the world
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>>257523529
Gone Home warned us
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>>257523653
historical cars aren't designed to run people over.
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>>257523529
>>257523312
>Getting a gun for your birthday

What is this Mexico?
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>>257515096
I'm with them right now.

I call every couple of weeks when I'm at school, and I try for every week.
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>>257523726
>implying God won't punish you
>implying you won't regret your decision as you burn in a lake of fire
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>>257523441
I have a 3 inch penis and a ballsack that doesn't even have the decency to hang like a real man. Can I kill myself already?
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>>257523441
>thinking you can convince someone who is clinically depressed that they can be happy

Nigger, what the fuck do you know? It takes medication to deal with real depression. You're just thinking of someone who is sad.

This is why we can't have nice things, armchair psychologists who can't tell the difference between a feeling and a medical condition.
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>>257523696
That's just because it's comfortable and I can pretend it's someone who loves me ;_;
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>>257523829
>god
>real
lel
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>>257523589
anon I said when they start being vocal is the problem. a faggot is a faggot is a faggot; regardless of whether they cut their dicks off or believe in feminism.
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>>257523831
hah
babbydick
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It's good to live in a world where everyone can choose when it's their time to go. *tips fedora*
Mine is next summer. gotta play witcher 3 first
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>>257523801
>America bans chocolate eggs because they could be dangerous to little kids
>gives kids guns for their birthday
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>>257523885
*tips fedora*
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>>257515096
My grandmother died this week. Not a single fucking tear.

Robin Williams dies. Tears everywhere.

What the fuck man.
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>>257523801
>not living in glorious freedom land
I bet you don't even have a pet bald eagle named Liberty
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being in a third world country really kills my depression i may not have my dream job but looking at the other laborers who bathe in the sun and have half of my wage really makes me lucky me.
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>>257523529
>get a 14 year old a handgun for birthday
Why murrika? What could she possibly do with it?
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Meanwhile, on ISIS tweets.
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>>257523885
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>>257515096
but it's like, 3am. I'm sure they'd love to chat with me but they are both in bed and they will be a bit pissed if I call them in the middle of the night just for a chat. Most people would be.
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>>257521481
>And I don't want to upset anyone with my death
you're a cool dude, it's hard to think about the others when you're depressed
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>>257523974

learn how to properly fire a weapon
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>>257523939
>kid
>22
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>>257515096
My mom killed herself 2 years ago and my dad fucked off to somewhere in Brazil. Thanks for reminding me I can't contact them asshole.
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>>257523441
>ALWAYS someone worse off than you
If people had any appreciation for the good in their lives or understood how much harder everyone else has it, they wouldn't be such dicks.

But alas, people are dicks. It's always about "me me me". I'm a mechanic, and 50% of the time we have a bit more difficulty than normal fixing someone's vehicle we get our shit chewed out by a customer because they expect us to magic away their fuck-up - a fuck-up they often don't tell us about, which would go a long way to diagnosing the problem and fixing it.

Then you hand them the bill and they think you're robbing them as if you don't deserve to get paid, or have a secretary, or have running water, or have electricity.

I don't know what is wrong with the world, but people in their 40s or older have the shittiest expectations about life.
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>4chan is full of people with daddy issues

I'm not even surprised.
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>>257523986
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>>257523974
not a hand gun, shotgun.

apparently she liked going hunting.

honestly though, people that want to kill themselves find a way. if it wasn't the shotgun it would have been a kitchen knife. if not a knife, a noose.
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>>257523441
I would say theres nothing wrong with suicide so long as you dont have a wife and kid
and millions of people who will all hear the news of your suicide that will affect them all a little bit
because it propagates the idea of the act of suicide
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>>257523885
This must be your first time here
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>>257524043
>22
>still getting birthday presents
>implying you aren't a manchild
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>>257523529
> >after a couple years together, they decide to get the daughter a gun for her birthday
> >daughter blows her fucking 14 year old brains all over the cieling
>After a couple of years
>She was a lesbian at 12
FUCK YOU AMERICA DO YOU SEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING AT LITTLE KIDS? FUCKING LGBTS AND SHIT YOU GET THOSE LITTLE FAGGOTS ALL CONFUSED
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>>257523949
Your grandmother isn't Robin Williams?
Are you disabled?
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>>257524079
>his father didn't initiate a divorce and remarry a younger woman when he was young
look at this normal fag
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>>257524136
>This must be your first time here
>implying 4chan wasnt the bastion of atheism just a few years ago
>implying you arent all atheists posting funny meymeys
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I hate when people say when you want to kill yourself it means the world is your oyster and you have nothing to be afraid of. If you are thinking about killing yourself it is because you can't put up with being upset anymore, if you want to kill yourself and then go skydiving it wont stop you from feeling depressed in that time it takes you to go skydiving and when you're actually doing it.
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>>257518590
Go fuck yourself cuny.
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>>257523949
You're probably an autistic manchild. Lel
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>>257523863
>convince someone who is clinically depressed that they can be happy

Not convince, retard. Endure. Depression means jack shit if you're a strong minded individual who can actually take a little suffering and go through the pain.

"If you're going through hell, keep going"
- Fat Prime Minister Man
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I'll never understand why people decide to end it all by hanging themselves/shooting themselves/whatever.

I've contempleted suicide before, but I always decided that the most sensible way to do it would be to just walk out of my front door and see how far away from home I could get. Just go full innawoods mode.

At least that way I may die with some sense of achievement.
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>>257523885
This is a CHRISTIAN image board, as you can plainly see by the background. Please vacate the Lord's premises immediately.
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>>257521481
Little did I know that a good friend of mine was dealing with depression the same time I was in middle school. He killed himself and the memories of his funeral and all the people were what kept me from going through with it.
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>>257524178
I live with my parents still. I may actually kill myself if I don't get off my ass soon
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>>257523986
>>257524089
Sandniggers and Kebab love american comedy movies
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>>257524069
>asshole
i was raped by a man who said the word asshole just before he plunged his whole arm up my asshole, asshole
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>>257524178
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>>257524202
people are under the impression that you are born gay or straight now, even though it's obviously not the case.
The "gay gene" is a real thing but it only makes people more inclined to have that sexuality, it's not a crystal ball that tells the future.
There are also genes associated with homicidal tendencies and pedophilia, it doesn't mean those people necessarily turn out that way.
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>>257518431
>Hey, we should call Danny
>it just keeps ringing
fuck
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>>257520814
Just dropping this here because fucking mongoloid comments involved in this entire post chain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nbZCNDgbY
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>>257524372
atleast wait until after your parents kick the bucket
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>>257524294
>implying 4chan wasnt the bastion of atheism just a few years ago

Only deluded atheistfags believe this. 4chan always went against what was popular. Atheism is no exception.

Go back to leddit/Dwakins forums.
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>>257524136
>phone god
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>>257524042
Because that's a thing that 14 year olds desperately need to learn. You people live in Detroit or some shit?

>but m-m-muh second amendment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzyNWyZhUS0

I like this song, just don't sure if it's 100% right, it could be based on a writer's experience for all that I know.
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>>257524079
Your father didn't make you look at love letters sent between your mom and the man she was having an affair with when you were 7?

It was pretty fucked up but my dad is still a 10/10 father. Taught me the dangers of 3D women before my balls dropped.
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>>257523974
It's clapistan, what'd you expect?
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>>257524079
>batman
>mom
>mfw
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>>257524369

>the background

I have mine set to Tomorrow because the darker colors are easier on my eyes
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>>257524202
It's been like this for decades m8.

My parents told me my best friend as a kid was totally gay. We touched dicks as kids and I was always the one to initiate it and he wanted us to stop, but I ended up being straight and him gay. It really is just a mental illness you're born with.

as far as the little lezzy, i don't think she was very vocal about being gay. she just showed interest in girls and guy stuff/sports.
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>>257524496
>disappointing my mother ever
She's the center of my life since my father left, I couldn't possibly imagine upsetting her. She is a god damn brutal angel, kicked some of my family's ass on the other side of the country to take my grandmother away from them because they were abusing her and we take care of her now. And she's legally disabled due to back and hand issues making regular daily tasks painful and tiresome for her. I don't know what to do with my life, there's no way she can think highly of me with how much I've been fucking up my education but at the same time if I try killing myself she'll probably resuscitate me so she could kill me herself
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>>257524372
I'm 25. I dare you to find someone more pathetic than me
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>>257519005
Bicentennial Man.
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>>257524356
Well shit bro, aren't you just the manliest man of all men.

You've never been depressed in your life. Your whole diagnosis was botched, and now you're parading yourself like some sort of a poster boy for defeating depression
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>>257524529
>He's never seen King of the Hill
>he doesn't know it's a rite of passage for 13 year olds to go hunting
>he doesn't use american TV shows to see what's going on in America
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>>257524759
Davey pls go
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>>257524759
I'm 28 but my gf refuses to rent and there's no fucking way we can afford to buy anywhere civilised.
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>>257524759
29 here...
But I rent a nice apartment and have a job in teaching kek
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>>257524178
>>257524372
>>257524759
28, still live with my parents, have never had a job/car/bicycle, and dropped out of college. And I'm pretty damned happy, almost proud.

Why do people think this is sad or something? Do you actually give a fuck what society thinks?
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>>257524858
Not that guy, but I use Twin Peaks for my depiction of America
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>>257524759
i'm 24 if it makes you feel any better
i need a roommate lets move out someplace together and play vidya and fuck
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>>257515096
My dad is fine. My mother is still dead..
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>>257515096
Why? My dad passed away 5 years ago and my mother is an alcoholic and is shit faced every single day.
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>>257524949
They let virgins teach children? What the fuck. They should be worried you will go on a rapepage
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My mom's on vacation, I'm house-sitting, and it's nearly 2AM. Fuck no I'm not calling her.

And my dad can go fuck himself.
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>>257524759
My uncle still lives with his parents (my grandparents).
I'm not even joking, there was a time during which he was with a women belonging to a religious sect and they lived happily in a house, but after they broke, my uncle went back to his parents' house. It has been 5 years he's a NEET now. And he's 39.
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>>257524980
But everyone in Twin Peaks says that that place is nothing like the rest of USA
>>
he's already dead.
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>>257524756
>raised by a single mom
>is a fuck up

wow what a shocker
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>>257525087
I can believe, anon
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>>257523831
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>>257525131
She remarried too
Turns out my mother is bisexual
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>>257525025
I teach dumb adults basic math in night classes.
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>>257524813
Huh? When the fuck did I ever say I was depressed? I'm far from depressed, I just think depression is a stupid reason for killing yourself, even if it is a medical condition.

Hell, I could have been a heartless bastard and said that natural selection would have weeded them out, but I didn't.
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>>257525215
>3 inches
>circumcised
that's fucking grim.
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>>257515096
My parents are fine

I do call my dead fiancé's parents every week though. I'm the closest thing to their kid that they have.
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>>257525084

That's not even that crazy. I have an aunt who's in her mid-40s now and has never lived on her own. First she lived with my uncle, then she briefly lived with us, and for the past decade or so she's been living with my grandparents.

Granted living with your parents/relatives until a later age isn't considered particularly bad here and lots of people stay at home until their late 20s just to save money and shit. But mid-40s is taking it pretty fucking far.
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>currently, hundreds of people are being slaughter by ISIS members
>public executions, children murdered, woman raped and taken as slaves
>no one gives a shit

>Robin Williams kills himself because hes selfish
>HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OMG IM SO SAD ;_:

I was going to say faith in humanity lost, but I think everyones faith in humanity died long ago.
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>>257521017
>A crispy bitch
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>>257525456
Nobody cares what happens to sandpeople and I say this as a sandperson myself. Hell even they think shit sucks, as evidenced by >>257523986
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>>257525456
b-but he was funny :(((((((
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My mom died earlier this year from a stroke. It fucking sucks but what can you do? I don't even have the money they have, they'll be fine
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>>257525456
You honestly think hundreds of regular people can compare to Peter Pan?
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>>257525456
>people that had a direct impact on your life are more precious to you than people you only learn existed when the news said they died

Yes?
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>>257525084
>Live in Greece
>recession has hit this shithole hard
>young people (with degrees) will be lucky to get a job and a salary of 400- 500 Euros
>employers don't pay their employees
>many people (employed or not) have to live with their parents because they can't afford rent and bills
>This even applies to 40 year olds
I can't wait to leave this fucking country.
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I'm 18 so I still live with my parents.

My dad just started sleeping with my mom again after a few years of sleeping on the couch. He's also started drinking less.
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>>257515828
All I read was
>Allow me to add to the stigma of mental illness
>I enjoy being ignorant and uneducated
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>>257521017
>>257525512
lol
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>>257525759
Don't come to the US, it's the same here except 30 instead of 40
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>>257523616
people with depression do not act rationally.
that's the problem.
their perception stops them from viewing things rationally or anayzing problems logically, and sometimes from getting help.
if he was not depressed I am sure he would have agreed with you.
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>>257515096
>Mom is in the kitchen playing with our new puppy.
>Dad is at the brick factory telling sandniggers how to not fuck bricks up.
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>>257525334
Welcome to America.
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>>257515096
>Dad is a drug dealer who gets high off his own shit daily, living on some farm over 9 hours away
>Invited my sister to come drop Ecstasy out of the blue last week
>Birth giver broke up with her "boyfriend" of 6 months
>Over in Europe for a month
>Probably too busy being throat deep in euro dick to call

Yeah nah
I have a better relationship with my grandparents
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>>257525934

at 5am?
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>>257525873
Shame about the nose.
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>>257525950
>mfw America has a smaller average penis size than Japan now
what the fuck happened?
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>>257525456
>no one gives a shit
It's practically all I see from my friends on facebook.

And also
>muh relative privation fallacry
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>>257515096
But why would I call the place where I live at four o clock in the morning?
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>>257525831
Nah, it'll be Scotland for at least a year (Master's degree).
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>>257525717
>direct impact
And I know jesus
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>>257526038
oversaturated the market with dick shrinking asian sim dating games
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>>257519176
>suicidal thoughts for most of his life
Not suicidal enough huh?
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>>257526038
But this is false, if only for the beaners and niggers.
Besides, there are many asians in USA.
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>>257515096

What a terrible name.

Robin (another terrible name) must've been autistic.
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>>257526143
>But this is false
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/wanderlust/penis-sizes-worldwide-japan-united-states
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>>257526147
Zelda is a qt name

you suck
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>>257526331
I'd like to call my boy Zelda.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUHcc7ipGt0&index=1&list=UU7z7QwsK120X7hs7Wqi05aA
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>Robin Williams died in your lifetime
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>>257526101
yeah, he is pretty chill, we hang.
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>Roving Williams died before Half Life 3 was released
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>>257517842
>dad died when i was 5
>mom is getting sicker by the day
I know I need to prepare myself but I have no clue how. Only thing I can do is to be at her side and help her out. I'm scared.
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>>257518394
No, that would be tasteless.
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>>257524972
Are you almost a wizard?
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>>257526378
>what if Zelda was a grill?
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>>257517949
Maybe ha was in the middle of jacking off or shitting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF8j-_oFStw
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My mom died a months ago and I have just been visiting my dad this weekend.
>>
It's official, /v/ is the worst board on 4chan. You're a bunch of edgy 2kewl4u faggots.
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>tfw parents are semi happy married for at least 25 years and do nordic walking, use steamcooking and generally eat healthy, so they might outlive me.
I just hope they don't really have to outlive me.
why does everyone here have single or no parents?
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>>257526879
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>>257526584
Literally no longer worth living anymore
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>>257526879
This.
How do I upvote?
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>>257526523
>seeking help for depression
I know depression is usually about inaction and fear and what not but whenever someone suggests I take meds or seek professional help I get pissed off. Like some part of me feels like they're insulting my whole being and just wants to tell them off to no end
Which ends up leading to fear, and then inaction. Go figure
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>>257526378
If I have a grill I'm naming her Samus Aran "my last name"

If fuccboi then Aran Samus "my last name"
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>>257515096

my parents are both hale & hearty

I'm going to visit them with my wife and child tomorrow

thats a real shame about robin williams, i loved him in matilda
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>>257526642
>Robin Williams can no longer voice genie for KH3.
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>>257515391
>>257521481
>>257515828
>caring about what others think
>being truly depressed

you got it easy
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>>257526305
Doesnt this survey only take into account people who buy fleshlights?
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>>257527231
are you asian?
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>>257527231

Luckily you wont find a woman who will agree to those retarded names.
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>>257518469
das some Count Monte Christo shit mane
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>This entire pic
Man, I've never been one to be sad when celebrities die, but man.....
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>Implying I don't regularly visit my parents and go on cross-country trips with them
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>>257527231

you should go die in a fire pls
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