That's 522 wallets, 391 purses, 912 gold coins, and a yoyo.
I hope I'm not the only one who actually enjoyed the cartoons
They should really make a new Mario cartoon, or release some short little animated clips
>Dye your hair
>Dye your hair
>Dye your hair
Link, Samus, and Peach were always blonde.
For fuck's sake, Samus's hair was only even green ingame as a result of a palette swap since you have all the powerups when you use the JUSTIN BAILEY code, but I guess that doesn't mean much to someone who legitimately thinks LttP's Link had pink hair.
Notice that the designs he uses for Link and Peach are from DiC cartoons which Dobson wholeheartedly believes are canon
I'd hope not. I'd love seeing the Koopalings and some of the spin-off characters like Waluigi and Toadette get some personality, but sadly they'd just make the episodes based around characters like Rosalina and Bowser Jr,
Some dude on /co/ brought this idea up once for a Wario show. He would get into wacky antics, usually perpetuated by his greed, like treasure hunting, jewing, etc. Sometimes he'd be accompanied by Waluigi as a sidekick, and sometimes the Warioware characters come in as either side characters or they have their own mini sketches between main episode segments.
>Not a pig
>OoT is VERY CLEARLY meant to be pre-Piggening Ganon
If you're going to hate a game, hate it for the right reasons.
Also considering Gorons invented mining, blacksmithing, industry, and archeology, they can't be that dumb.
I'd kill for a Wario animated series, especially considering how pretty the art in both Wario Land and Warioware games are
I don't hate Rosalina, I quite like her actually. I just wish she wasn't getting more attention then a lot of the other characters. I'm curious as to whether the next big Super Mario game will introduce someone they suddenly start putting into everything like Sunshine and Galaxy did
All I can remember about this show is that it was riddled with QUALITY
Seriously, wasn't there an episode where a dude had no face? Like, they just forgot to draw a face on him for the entire episode.
>I just wish she wasn't getting more attention then a lot of the other characters.
She gets no more attention than the other mainline characters, so you must mean characters from the RPG games or other spin-off series. In which case, it makes sense why they would use Rosalina more over them. Now if Rosalina starts overtaking Peach and Mario, I can see a legitimate reason to complain about her presence.
Super Show had the best art. At least from what I remember
SMB3 had the koopalings doing crazy shit which made it my favorite
SMW had all those fucking annoying cavemen people which ruined it's potential
Hey you two raccoons haven't seen any pesky plumbers around here, have ya?
>There are people this retarded breathing your air right now
>Ganon Not a Pig
Fucking A Link to the Past states that Ganondorf was a thief before he was transformed into the monster he was, and yet this asshole loves the shit out of that game.
Actually, it started the other way around. Mario and Luigi had uniquely-colored overalls and blue undershirts, then in later games they had normal denim overalls and colored undershirts.
>His voice in that fucking cartoon
Oh...oh my gosh..
Yea, but the show came out around super mario bros 3 which was around the same time they swapped to blue pants.
Daily reminder the Princess had shit taste in 80s music.
Lemmy and Iggy
DID NOTHING WRONG
I genuinely felt bad for them, watching it as a sentimental little shit kid even more so, I remember watching the episode just to feel bad for them.
Suitless Samus had green hair with the Varia upgrade.
Tom Preston is still a retard.
Blonde hair wasn't possible back then due to technical limitations.
It's the reason why Link had pink hair in ALTTP, which Dobson also believes is canon because he has some irrational hatred of blonde hair.
>you will never be called a macaroni moron, faucet freak, pasta pipsqueak, or suffer any other alliterative abuses at the hands of king koopa
You think he'd be all over blonde Samus with that requirement, because even the Captain N comic got that right
But then again, we all know he just hates blonds because he was bullied by one
Every time I see another Dobson comic, it's a very bittersweet sensation.
On one hand, I feel much better about myself not being as much as a blatant asshat as him, but on the other hand, Dobson still exists.
It goes both ways, unfortunately
Also I like the Captain N comics because it's one of the only times Samus has ever EVER been drawn by someone who actually draws her head as fitting in the suit in a believable way
Rather than the "bobblehead" look it tends to get, since they give her a fully visible neck to go with it, so her suit proportions make no sense
"Well Princess, if you ever want to see those pesky plumbers again, you're gonna have to polish my royal crown."
"Forget it lizard breath! Your schlong is the only mushroom I won't rule over!"
"Good, 'cause you won't be ruling it; it will be ruling you! HAHAHAHA"
>Mario, Luigi, and Toad all hear the conversation through the dungeon bars
"Mamma mia Luigi! We gotta blow this joint before the Princess blows Koopa's!"
"Yeah! I just hope we can break out before the princess breaks down..."
Please tell me I'm not the only person here who wants to punch this nimrod in the face.
Have you ever had this feeling? Like, you know someone is so blatantly fucking stupid and you think that should be enough to keep you content, but the fact that they are not suffering completely leaves you in pain?
That's how I feel about Dobson.
Fuck yo' realism I got wild and untamed 80s hair
Oh good, you had me worried for a second.
Since Shiggy retconned it so the Koopalings aren't Bowser's kids, does this mean they're adult koopas serving Bowser like Kamek now? The "lings" sort of implies they're kids, but they're bigger than regular adult koopas, and they're probably called something less suggestive of immaturity in Nippon.
Do you guys prefer shortstack Wendy or taller Wendy?
It wasn't like those were cannon anyways. I'm just glad they're using them more often. After the SNES Mario, I don't think Nintendo used them for years.
Never was into Bowser, but I think reading lemon fanfics of him raping Peach as a kid probably messed me up a little.
Excellent taste. Tall Wendy looks too much like some weird anthro.
I don't mind either.
that one WendyxLudwig comic will never get finished.
I just like the "accurate" look. I don't mind when art goes a bit off for the sake of tits and booty, because sometimes that makes her taller/older looking. But it's passable.
For anyone who wants to rewatch the old Mario episodes, I recommend the annotated series.
What a shame.
Not into incest or monsterpersonXmonsterperson though. Any comics with a human and Wendy?
Too bad Midbus or Wart never showed up in Dream Team.
There's no good Roy pictures out there.
You put those glasses back on and face the truth.
Better post dem roys then.
Ludwig is cool too.
Nobodys gonna be doing that. Just head to e621 and/or tumblr and/or pixiv.
I hate to admit it, but it's true.
I like the way you think.
Doesn't have even half the meat Bower does.
Found a roy while looking for Wendys.
No, all three were very loyal to Bowser from what I remember.
>They didn't watch the annotated version when it was new and 4chan was still funny
The Elite Trio? Yeah, that's them.
Actually I did.
I was very sad when Youtube removed the ability for outsiders to add annotations
Too bad they got rid of public annotations.
It's somehow lewder than going without the pasties.
A wise decision. And where will it be when its done?
Thank god for that, I'm having a hard figuring out who's more infuriatingly stupid, Dobson or Bob Chipman.
>you will never see the Strongman
>You will never plot a course with Fred.
Maybe they're already grown up.
Bad choice, anon.
She'd probably have the potential to make it pretty damn good out of character interaction. Could make her work with both other girls (Peach and Daisy) or against enemy-type characters like Bowser due to her role of being the only girl to actually do something that didn't involve screaming for help.
Rosalina getting more attention than, say, Waluigi or Toadette makes sense because those two are just spinoff fodder.
She's still below the likes of Mario, Peach, Luigi, and Bowser in usage so there's nothing to really complain about.
She's more relevant though by virtue of being in Super Mario Galaxy. All Daisy ever had was Super Mario Land and that wasn't even handled by the main Mario team. It was handled by a side team that didn't even want to do Mario games. That's why they went off and did Wario Land when they had the chance.
Sure, in a not-cute ugly kind of way.
Forgot to mention, there's also the fact that Daisy has been around a lot longer and stayed irrelevant besides spinoffs for that entire period. After over 20 years of existing, Nintendo still doesn't give a shit about using her for important games.
The only games Rosalina was being relegated towards were 3D Mario and Kart games. She missed out on mostly everything else (though they did want to utilize her for the Tennis game on the 3DS but couldn't due to time constraints), but 3D Mario and Kart are among the most important Mario games anyways. Her 3D World appearance made sense considering she shows up around the Galaxy-themed parts of the game.
And yeah, I know Daisy is in Kart too, but the fact that the Kart team decided to keep her around when she didn't have spinoff fodder as an excuse to keep her around (while also cutting Waluigi of all characters in MK7, deeming him "expendable" compared to everyone else) probably meant something.
>Wendy's gonna drunk fuck Bowser Jr.
I don't think there's a single person on the planet who is aware of Dobson and doesn't want to punch his face in. Except for Dobson himself, but no-one gives a shit what he thinks.
You know, I'd post too but I think MishaLover might have all these
>You will never know about sex education because Mario told you about it
I'm starting to run dry, post what you have please.
I'll pass. For whatever reason, Mario fans have somewhat escaped being seen as uber-autists like the Sonic fans, and I'd prefer for it to stay that way.
It takes a certain kind of special to be as autistic as the Sonic fanbase, and as far as I'm concerned, Mario fans are nowhere near that level yet. Barely scratching the iceburg of pure, concentrated autism like Sonic fans show.