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>that one guy who has microphone but never talk

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>that one guy who has microphone but never talk
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I'm that guy.
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>>257331753

I don't want people listening to my voice, faggot.

In reality I'm a disguised BR.
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>>257331753
thats me
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>>257331753

I'm just so shy ;_;
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>>257332282
so start drinking fgt
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>That guy who bought an extremely high quality microphone and whispers sweet nothing into the servers ears
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>that one guy who has a microphone, talks, and sounds like a 9 year old on helium
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>>257331753
that one guy who plays music real loudly on their mic and bitches why people mute them.
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>>257331753
good guy
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>>257332363

>using drugs
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>that one guy who gives out orders in the beginning of a match and is the first one to die
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>>257331753
That guy who can't write English but always posts.
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>>257331753
>That one guy who has his mic on the whole game without realising
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How do you know he actually has a mic if he never uses it?
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>>257332835
That was me
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>>257331753
>That one guy who has a mic yet they never shut the fuck up

I usually mute people like this but no one was even responding to him, he was literally having a convo with himself non stop
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>>257331753
>that guy who dies at the beginning of every round and then bitches at you when you fuck up when your entire team died being retarded
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>Doesn't get a microphone because never talk
>Nobody believes that you just don't have one
>Get one, never talk

Then this thread.
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>>257332729
>being a straightedge neckbearded faggot virgin turbonerd
You never even held hands with a girl have you? Fucking virgin go back to wizardchan this place isn't for you
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>that 40 year old redneck who wont stop telling stories nobody cares about
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>>257333023
What game was it?
I do that all the time.
i laugh at our teams death or their death whenever I'm having a good day
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>That autistic guy who always remarks about whatever he does
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>>257332729
>alcohol
>a drug
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>>257332735
>OKAY GUYS LETS HAVE 3 FLANK LEFT AND 4 RIGHT JUST LOB SOME STICKY GRENADES IN THERE TO PUSH THEM BACK BEFORE THE RUSH
>We're playing fucking Halo not ARMA
>FUCK IM DEAD STICK WITH THE PLAN
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>>257333382
Cod

The guy never stopped talking, ever. I didn't mute him because I wanted to see how long he would go on talking to himself and he persisted for 5 games straight till I made him rage quit which I heard as well
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>that twitch streamer who said he would stream today but never did

:(
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>>257331753
>someone tells a funny joke before the game begins, everyone laughs
>another guy tries to start telling a joke, while all conversation has turned towards the game
>that awkward silence
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>im that guy who has a mic
>im also that guy who has his GPU fan a bit high
>im also that guy who doesnt have a silent keyboard
>im also that guy who owns a mic that picks up everything
>I like to VC with people but some of them got extremely annoyed with this
>no longer friends with them

if you're reading this, I'm sorry but you're a bit of a whiny faglord
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>>257333198

the face of neo-v

>>257333461

it is, just like caffeine and antibiotics

>using drugs
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>>257331753

That's me.

I have nothing interesting to say about anything, so I never talk.
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>left4dead comes out.
>people kicked you from the game if you don't have a mic.
>get mic.
>people with mic never use it right.
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>>257331753
>that one guy who complains that I never talk
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>>257333461
please don't be this dumb and/or start this
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Fucking Dark Souls 2.
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>>257331753
>guy who doesn't have microphone but always talks
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>playing games with other people
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>>257333598
Oh.
I do this on Warframe and Sniper Elite 3
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>>257333198
Is this a bizarro /v/ thread?
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>the guy who has a mic but doesn't switch it off when not talking

>you constantly here his breathing or eating over the mic
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>>257333850
>guy stops moving for like 30 seconds at a time to type 20 letter sentences
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>those faggots who try to narrate shit like a let's play
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>the guy in the guild who talks way too fucking much
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>>257333961

just give it a few weeks until the normies leave until next summer
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>>257334080
push to talk nigguh
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>>257334152
>the mom in the guild who talks way too fucking much
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>>257334380
>everyone in the guild defends/kisses her ass and calls her mom
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>>257333198
>>257332729
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>>257331753
>that one guy who wants to talk but has no mic
What's it like to not be poor? ;_;
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>>257331753
me

i feel like an idiot talking to thin air, even alone
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>>257334598
i use to be like this, till my brother bought me a mic. at first i stilled stopped to type at moments, then afterwards thought to myself "Why did i just type that?"
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>>257331753
so faggots can make fun of my voice being high and that i sound like some saturday morning cartoon? Fuck that.
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>>257334380
>mom
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>join vent
>shadow join channel
>start breathing heavily into mic for a long time
>they are mad as fuck but can't figure out who's doing it
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>>257333198

>Holding hands
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>>257334520
actually no, because her voice sounded like a mom, and wasnt very attractive. plus her son was in the guild too.
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>>257331753
And I'm the one who talks too much, it's not better...
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>>257333702
Listen, you're right that caffeine and alcohol are drugs, but could you please contain your autism.
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>in steam group with a bunch of friends i met online
>we decide to start talking with mic for the first time
>have low quality mic
>everyone awkward as fuck
>decide to buy expensive blue microphone the next day
>also buy a pop filter
>they never bring up the subject again
>dont want to be "hey let's talk..."
>2 years pass
>never use microphone with professional pop filter ever again
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I've been joining a game for an hour
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>>257331753
>that one guy who makes extremely unfunny jokes, gets insulted by someone for being unfunny and annoying, then gathering people around him to insult the guy that insulted him
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>>257334573
>stop posting what I don't like

I have no strong feelings for or against controlled substances
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>>257334983
so many older woman use to play WoW
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What kind of guy are you in online vidya, /v/?
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>"Hey, bro, got a mic?"
>...
>"....Faggot"
>Disconnects

Why are people so touchy?
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>>257334983
>Back in vanilla/TBC WoW, almost every guild had a housemom who had nothing to do besides play WoW.
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>>257332282
me too
>>257332363
doesn't work. I drank a bottle of whiskey last night and still couldn't
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>>257335405
I like to act like a dick online to see how mad people can get.
It's hilarious.
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>>257335140
>Australian that used to play on a US server
>all these single older US woman swooning over me because of my accent.
>Never spoke again in pick up raids.
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>>257335063
>Want to talk to people
>Was thinking about buying a Snowball
>Shy as fuck
>I'll just end up like you

Thanks for making me realize my mistake, Anon
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This is pretty much me. The only time I'll talk is maybe once or twice a night to inform someone they're making a bad decision.

The last thing I need to do when there's 4 faggots talking over one another is to add a 5th faggot to it.
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I have a shitty webcam mic and I talk on it all the time.
Who gives a shit
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>>257335405
That laughing guy or quiet guy.
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>playing video games
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>>257335891
>not
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>Used to be a raid leader in WoW
>People would generally shut up when I was talking about what to do and what strats to use.
>Anytime out of the raid I would just type and never speak.

I don't know why, I'd socialize during the raid when we had downtime or were just clearing trash but apart from that I could never bring myself to talk outside of a raid.
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>>257335405
The kind that mutes everyone the minute they start talking

I'm here to play games, not talk shit
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> those absolute faggots from obviously from /b/ or /v/ who spout memes and act like tumblr/SJWs ironically

RO2/RS
Aussie servers
If you faggots are reading this stop it.
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>Wanting to hear a bunch of nasally pasty awkward White boys talk
No.
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>>257335405

I don't usually use all chat because my mates and I usually have a skype call. When I do though, I act like an autistic faggot with an obvious exaggerated tone and scream orders at other team members. Either that or defend the little kids who get bullied, for the fuck of it.
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>that guy who says something every time he gets a kill/gets killed
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>playing a team game

>guy yelling at you over the mic, giving orders like a military commander.
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>>257335405
The kind that likes to ERP with his steam friends :3
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>that one guy who doesn't have a microphone but won't shut the fuck up
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>>257336238
>not calling out picks so teammates know the strength of the other team
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>>257336238
Push to talk saves you from sounding like a whiny cunt as usual

I say "shit" almost every time I die in an online game
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I will take ten million of them over the obnoxious motherfucking cunt wipe that will NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP. Singing, yelling, saying random shit. I hate these fucking people so much.
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>That one guy who has open mic on and has speakers
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>>257335457

>a bottle

So... A fifth? A pint? Either way that should be more than enough to get you bent.
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>mic is on threshold

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19d72KUy9kO
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>>257331753
>That guy who has a voice so deep, it sounds like a voice changer
I'm that guyAlmost every game, someone asks. It's really annoying
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>>257336532
>push to talk
>call out spy
>forgot to press button because involved in frantic action
>medic gets stabbed

>talk to talk master race
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>my computer is so shit i can't even PLAY online games

It hurts to have a toaster.
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>>257336347
>yfw MLG wanna-bes
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>>257336535
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>257335405
The one that never talks but shows up for guild events anyway.
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>>257336673
>leave mic on
>whole server can hear me masturbating between rounds
t-thanks
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>>257336567
nope
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>never talk
>can't tolerate hearing other people
>mute everyone by default and just play the game
>if teammates are too stupid to realize what I'm doing (objective based games) and cooperate with me, I don't give a fuck what they do and just go rambo mode
>enemies can't possibly say anything worth my time
>never plug in a mic, can't even find it because I have no desire for verbal communication

>get a wii u
>get mario kart 8
>suddenly want nothing more than to weave an apocalyptic tapestry of obscenities and unleash all nine circles of hell on these people
>mfw nintendo gave the gamepad a mic and you can't use it
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>>257336573
I have a friend who's liek that in Skype calls. Fucking Mechanical keyboards.
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>>257336189
>white boys
Not all of us.
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>>257331753
>Don't like speaking in English since it's not my first language
>Don't really talk to people I don't know in real life, even if it's in my main language, because they're usually unfunny and terrible at the games we're playing

I guess I'm a reverse neet? I prefer talking in real life over talking on the phone or over skype and prefer talking to people I actually know than online friends.
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>>257336923
no, I mean the mike only activates when you talk, so it doesn't have background noise.
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>>257336673
>Not making your push to talk button something you can easily press at any time

Back to consoles, you go
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>>257335405
I don't start speaking unless it's really needed. Once I do, I'll usually keep talking if people are cool. I'm never the first to talk. Shit's awkward.
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>>257336470
>no one talking
>Me -"Alright guys lets split A"
>everyone goes b and gets wrecked
>"We should have gone A"
> . . .
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>>257331753
I don't like my spic accent ;_;
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>m-my mic is b-broken...
I was that guy
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>>257337203
go back to Canada
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>>257333692
learn to adjust your gain, cunt

if I hear background noise, you get fucking muted.
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>>257337043
>Don't like speaking in English since it's not my first language
I once had some dude make fun of me because I mispronounced one word. Never talking on the mic with strangers again.
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>>257333198
>holding hands with girls
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>>257335405
I like to go into jailbreak servers and start spouting politics when all the guards are trying to find me. It's fucking hilarious.

>COME TO BIG CAGE AND WE WON'T SHOOT YOU
>Republicans are getting fame and you want me to to that?
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>>257332406
I'm friends with that guy
That guy is hilarious
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>>257332835
I'm probably not that guy, but I'm so paranoid I am.
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>>257337071
>left hand: left finger on crouch, middle three fingers on wasd, thumb on space bar.
>right hand: left finger on left button/mouse wheel, right finger on right button, other fingers/thumb holding mouse.
>too busy to think about push to talk buttons anyway.
checkmate.
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whenever I talk, everyone makes fun of me

guys, what's wrong?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WibCOyNFBv
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I dont want to annoy people with my broken english.
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>>257335405
The guy who has the ingame voice chat system on off, always. Like >>257336046 said.
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>>257335405

I'm Gregor.
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>>257337408
>Needing all 3 fingers at the same time for movement
Checkmate
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>>257335405
The guy who never talks and is mediocre at the game
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>>257331753
>Say something
>Someone makes fun of my voice
>Stop playing the game for at least a month
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>>257337408
Get a fucking mouse with side buttons and use one of them for push-to-talk. Damn that was hard.
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>friends tell me to talk to them via mic
>type "sorry guys, my mic is broken" even though it's perfectly fine
>they said they heard me type
>realized i accidentally left my mic plugged in

FUCK
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>>257337876
>bind push to talk to e
>can't strafe right and talk

well done einstein
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>>257336189
> That guy who joins a stealth heist in PD2, throws a grenade and leaves
I know it was one of you faggots
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>>257337902
This sounds very familiar.
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>>257338036
Or just use talk to talk and solve all the problems, no forgetting to press it, no clipping, no ruining your mouse movement by squeezing it, and you can use the side buttons for actual funcionality.

Or is that too hard for /v/?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ka9zG2khmv
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>>257337945
HA HA. HOLY SHIT.
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>>257338356
I dont want to forget to quit teamspeak and start masturbating and having everyone hear me doing it. Push-to-talk for lyfe
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>>257338356

bu-bu-but what if my mom comes in and tells me to go to bed?
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>>257332835
fucking kinect
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>Join room
>Some fag is bragging about how good he is
>Call him a fag
>"Oh yeah well 1v1 me faggot"
>Accept
>Suffer a humiliating defeat
>"Is this your first time playing or what?"
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>>257338234
>Q and E for strafe

The fuck are you playing? WoW? Make it R or G then. Or Shift.
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>>257338527
You'd keep your mike on whilst masturbating?
>>257338587
It wouldn't get picked up anyway.
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>have a mic
>playing a game
>accidentally press to talk button for a few millisecond
>oh god I hope I didn't make some shitty breathing sound
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>>257338749
Capslock master race
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>>257338753
It's a desk mic. It,s always there in front of me.
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>>257338749
Hold E

Now, while holding E, press D
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>>257338749
they use the same fingers you dick.

are people really this retarded or is it all one massive troll?

>bind it to shift
>can't talk whilst rocket jumping
>bind to R or G
>can't talk whilst right strafing

nice going faggot

I'm pretty sure this is all because you're too retarded to set mumble up properly
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>>257338682
>play against faggot
>fag spams get rekt with an emoticon after it in chat after every kill
>gets mad when I kill him and taunt afterwards
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>>257336238
>'WOOOOOOOOWW, it took all five of you to kill me'
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>>257338931
>not binding space to crouch-jump
Literally why?
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>>257331753
>that one guy who sounds like a girl and never talks
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>that guy who is the only one using his mic
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BIND PUSH TO TALK ON MOUSE 3 FAGETS
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>Accidentally press text to chat
>wdasqwesadasdasewdsacadsadw
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>>257338891
>Use middle finger to press E. Pointer for D

Shit, that was hard
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>>257335452
>housemom

sounds adorable.
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>>257335424
I think he took as being hit on, since but that weird that he took it that way.
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>>257335003
>Being in the same guild as a parent
Yeah, that's totally not awkward.
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>>257339279
Binding p2t on the mouse is the best way to go. I personally like mouse4 more.
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>Don't have a mic
>Don't want to spend a crazy amount of money for one
>All the cheap ones look like they'll break in 2 hours
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>>257339119
A really bad habit that can fuck up more complicated jumps.
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>I'm one of those guys that does the wacky play-by-play casts for people that died that round in csgo
>mfw most people like what I do and we can all get a good laugh out of an otherwise boring situation
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>>257335405
I'm mostly just your average guy. I'm not a shyfag though, so you can expect me to get vocal if the situation calls for it.

I mostly stay quiet, though. Just because there's not much worth saying if the people in the server aren't talking or are annoying, which is most of the time.
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>>257336535
what
>what
hey
>hey
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>>257339279
I have a razer mouse, mouse3 doesn't work half the time. And it means taking my finger off shoot.

Still haven't heard a good reason why push to talk is better than talk to talk
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>>257339618
that nigger won't even be able to ctap now

BET THE NIGGER DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN EDGEBUG IS
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>>257339614

they will break, but they will last about 6 months
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>>257339367
>use middle finger for E
>awkward as fuck
>can't move forwards

does anyone here actually play games?
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>>257339119
Crouching jumping and getting hit sends you flying farther. If you aren't retarded and want control over your movement then you need normal jump bound instead of being forced to crouch jump.

I still keep a crutch jump bound on shift.
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>>257339862
mouse3 is your thumb you silly
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>have microphone
>never used it because tecnology for my family is something new and they will laugh at me
>close doors and windows
>use microphone
>family laughts at me
>;_;
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>>257339614
Just make sure not to stop playing to type long messages. Every bit of XP and gold counts.
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>>257339975
meant for>>257339771
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>>257339894
>/v/ has no finesse

Why am I not surprised
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>>257339975
No, mouse3 is clicking the mouse wheel. The thumb buttons are mouse4 and mouse5. I'll repeat what I said earlier:

>does anyone here actually play games?
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>the 12 year old who says "ooh ra, move up" when we capture the first territory
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>that one kid/girl who used the voice masking in halo 2
>tfw talking to a young darth vader
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>>257339640
That gif made me happy.
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>>257340118
my game lies to me and says mouse3

The one that's smaller on the side.
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>>257340229

Ron Jeremy has some pretty sexy eyes, shame he looks like a hedgehog.
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>regular a TTT server a while back
>been going there for a couple of years, know everyone there pretty well
>only guy that doesnt use a mic
>they dont believe that i dont have one
>eventually go out and fucking buy one because they keep mentioning it
>say like 3 sentences and never talk on the mic again
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>>257335405
I'm the guy that's shit at vidya but people still play with me cause they think I'm funny/a cool dude
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>>257335405
I'm the funny guy who is actually pretty good, but not super pro.
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>>257340089
Not everyone is some faggot kid with spindly little fingers. Why the fuck would you press E with your middle finger unless you were a total spastic?
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>>257339367
Just use your pointer to hold E and press D with the crease under your knuckle retard
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>>257340021
>Implying I play MMOs

I'm waiting for Maplestory 2 to go Open Beta/Release in Korea
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>that guy that gets on just to talk about how much he hates his job and how stupid people are
>that guy that plays that one really terrible game no one else plays but he spouts off ridiculous stats no one wants to hear at all whatsoever
>that guy that just talks nonstop, as if he is in some Speed movie that if he stops talking or doesn't say enough words a minute he will explode

This is why I hate Mumble/Vent/TS. The second you mute these people they will say something to you specifically and you will not hear it, and then when they realize they are muted, drama begins.
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>>257340150
>Not asking him if when he grows up he wants to join the army
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>>257339771
>Still haven't heard a good reason why push to talk is better than talk to talk

Either

>The game's audio is ducked for the entire team the whole time that you're playing

or

>The team disables audio ducking. When you talk, nobody can hear you over the raised audio.

There might not a good reason to you, but it's a great reason to everyone else.
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>>257331753
That's me.
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>>257340549
I was actually referring to ASSFAGGOTS, as you posted a Dota hero.
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>>257335405
the guy who spams voice commands, never talks, and is super pro and carries his team
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>>257340542
>Shifting your finger over a couple of centimeters is awkward
>Not just circle strafing as you quickly say "Spy" and go back to what feels normal

Does anyone here actually play games?
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>>257340559
>that guy that gets on anonymous boards to talk shit about other people
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>That moment when you hear your own voice
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>>257340879

>the guy who spams voice commands, talks shit, has a mediocre KDR and blames his team for everything

fixed that for you
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>>257341052
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>>257340826
After playing League for 4 years and Dota for about 3 before that, I realize that I actually fucking hate ASSFAGGOTS unless I'm playing with a full group of 5 friends

Ahri is still muh waifu tho
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>>257341120
>tfw that's true sometimes
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>>257335405
I'm the guy who says short sentences related to whatever needs to be pointed out to my team.
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>>257339353
>silver
>>
>That one guy that writes english perfectly but cant talk in english
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>>257341248
>You plus 5 friends
>That makes 6, but there is a max of 5 players
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>>257341430
You know what I meant you smug fuck
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>>257338421

h-h-hi, very good nice w-weather today, you too?
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>>257333221
>tfw
>>
>that guys who blames everything on Americans
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>>257333221
I-I care. Don't worry 40 year old neckbeard. There are people who love you ;)
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>>257341052

Time to drink a exuberant amount of whiskey.
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>>257341582

Whenever someone blames America for humanity's problems, they are subconsciously blaming themselves
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>>257338421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03xyCPcFxmt
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>>257335405
I'm a heterosexual male IRL who plays exclusively female characters in online vidya. No mic for me (I tried voice changer once and people didn't buy it.)

My favorite thing to do is building up relationships with people, typically fat virgins who really want to cyber, and then right before it happens I cut them off and cease all contact. It's hilarious because they never shake the feeling that they've lost someone important to them.
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>>257341582
>Not exclaiming "Thanks, Obama!" every time something fucks up
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>>257338682
>kill a guy and he starts calling u a faggot
>kill him multiple times after
>listen to him talking shit the entire game
>wants to 1v1 you
>accept
>he leaves the server when the game ends but never sends an invite
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>>257340576

>not knowing that ooh ra is the marines
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>>257337902
>*raises hand*
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>>257341843

I bet it's only hilarious until you realize you're spending your evenings pretending to be a woman
>>
I'm already shy enough and then I get confused for being a grill when I speak sometimes so I avoid using my mic ;~;
>>
>That guy who has a baby making noises in the background
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>>257342272
I don't really do it as much as I used to in high school. It's more fun than you might think. You get 2532345234 free items from people.
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>>257342252
>*action*
Fuck off, you retard.
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>>257342280
>I get confused for being a girl sometimes

You like it, don't you, sissy boy?
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>>257342489
*slowly unzips kanata*
u wanna go kid?
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>>257342489
>not denoting actions with asterisks
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>>257341843
that doesn't sound very heterosexual of you anon
>>
I prefer not to talk because I'm an asshole.
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>be black
>have a nasal white guy voice
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>>257342569

Not really, it brings a bunch of attention to me which is uncomfortable. Although other than that it doesn't bother me, I just type.
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>>257342821
Is that you gerran?
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>>257343027
i know this feel, but I actually like it
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>>257337231
but my mic WAS broken!
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>>257342474

I wouldn't know

I didn't have the patience to keep that shit up. I also kept reflecting on how much of a faggot I was for doing it.
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>>257343027
>brings a bunch of attention to me
>which is uncomfortable

Yeah. Right.
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>>257341582
and that man went on to create one of the greatest acid jazz groups of all time
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>>257336647
v-vocaroo?
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>"Why don't you talk on mic anon"
>Get on mic just to say that I really don't talk much but if they need me to I will
>"Ah that's alright"
Nobody has ever fucked with me or removed me because of it, they all seemed cool and we kept playing like nothin
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>>257340683
What on earth are you talking about?
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>>257342821
Its okay, we can still tell you're black
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Give me one good reason I should have a mic.
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>>257343329

If it wasn't I'd ruse a bunch of dudes into buying stuff for me. Being the center of attention is uncomfortable as fuck, especially if it's over something like that.
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>>257340893
Or just use normal talk to talk and play normally and not like a spaz?
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ok4j5e5Pgq
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>>257333639
>join lobby on Friday night
>got your gaming snacks to your left and are comfy on the couch
>it's the fun lobby
>everyone is laughing at some hilarious joke you joined the lobby into
>everyone talks, has a great time, parties up, plays games and customs when everything does down
>3am and everyone is leaving
>never see nor hear from them again despite friending them.
>rinse and repeat the next Friday/Saturday

I literally want to cry sometimes I miss Halo 3 in it's prime so bad. Absolutely needs a PC port.
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>>257343721

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ANa2blVTf3
>>
my mic doenst work
>>
>have desktop mic
>never want to set it up because I can't find a good place for it other than right in front of me.
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>>257336046
>>257336189
>>257337752
Why is there no standard "mute all" button in vidya yet?
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>>257333198
I held hands with a girl once.
W-will she get pregnant?
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>>257344197

most online games have a checkbox for voicechat. If you weren't busy blaming people on voice for why you suck so bad, you would have found that out.
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>mfw my friend does that just so the super rare times he might say one word everyone makes a big deal about it
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>>257344008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00yVYUYuhL2
This is probably the first time I use my mic in months
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>>257335063
>buy a 7 dollar zalman
>talk loads with my faggot internet friends while playing csgo
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>>257343721
faster coms/
>>
>that guy who only uses his mic to say things in a funny voice
>that guy who only uses his mic to say the same catch phrase
>that guy who only uses his mic to spew memes
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>>257335405
gregor tier silence
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>>257335405

I'm that guy that is bro tier as long as you legitimately try and don't flame. As soon as you start being rude, especially if you're playing like shit, you have awakened the dragon.
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>>257344442
I said "good" reason. I'm not the type to respond back to commands. I just do what I'm told if I agree it's a fine plan. Other than that, I don't want to talk to anyone online.
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>>257344470
>that guy who tries to capitalize on people's jokes and bombs
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>>257336535
fuck you i love this
i always spam the shit out of them with porn
>innaCS:S
>Start playing porn with screaming bee
>some random ruskie starts yelling at me with the echo of orgasms in the background
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I only ever put on headphones because i like hearing the others talk

especially in fighting games
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>>257344626
So, what, you're a white knight?
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I don't even talk in real life, unless it's a generic response like yes or no. And even a simple answer like that comes out sounding meek and pathetic. I find it's much less stressful to just ignore people who are talking to me. It's better that people think of me as that weird motherfucker who doesn't talk. I prefer it over spilling spaghetti all over the place. Thank god for the internet. If I didn't have the the comfy, anonymous internet, I would have killed myself from loneliness a long time ago. I envy you normies.
>>
what's worse is:

>playing SF4
>opponent has mic on
>blasts music through his mic
>in-game noises automatically get turned down when someone is speaking
>can't hear the game the whole match
>lose
>blame guy blasting music through mic
>>
>tfw you have a stutter, clutter, lisp and just can't slowdown when talking
>>
>>257339353

>taking a screenshot of your own fucking gimmick
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>>257340576
>oora
>army
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>>257331753
>gay faggot friend
>sits in ventrilo room
>has mic but doesnt say anything
>forget hes there and make a crack about him and his boyfriend
>he gets all pissy

oops

>same faggot friend listening to our conversations
>relays everything we say to his boyfriend and group of sluts 'friend circle'

i hate people that don't talk now
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>>257344908
Is there even a difference?
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>>257344470

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yA4M84USHS
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>>257331753
>that one guy who seriously uses memes when talking
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>>257344970
>forgetting people are there because they don't talk
You're a cunt, m8, and probably retarded.
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>>257344628
>i am literally a sheep
what about if something changes in a plan and you need to relay it quick
then again
>implying you dont just immediately die
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>>257342215
>>257344908
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a retarded skin-head gun toting, war-mongering retarded worthless Americans like you.
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>>257345058
not denying the fact that im retarded but its fucking stupid that someone joins a chat room and doesnt say anything
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>>257345126
What.
>>
I don't care what any of you say i'll talk how I want to talk

You realize how futile it is trying to walk on ice with people like /v/ anons every time I play trying not to trigger your super sensitive anal elitism with how I talk or act

Its fucking impossible you guys can't be pleased you get bitchy and moody about everything just shut up and let me do my thing when I play if you don't like it get the fuck out of my game
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>>257345015


http://vocaroo.com/i/s03NQgdgvv8m
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>>257345109
What about it? If there's any quick changes I'm not going through with it. I'm not a "team plater" either.
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>>257345150
>literally forgetting people are around because they aren't talking
I'm a full-blown sperglord, but I mean, fuck's the matter with you?
>>
>that one gay guild member who sang Spice Girls songs and talked about sucking dicks non stop

Raiding was interesting in that guild.
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>>257344994
U.S. Marines
Owned by the navy, but still a different branch, used in occupations and beach assaults. They have some different armor/air/small arms/SF than the Army, but im not going to spoon feed you.
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>>257345150
Maybe you make him too nervous to talk. Are you a bully or a highly attractive girl?
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>>257345318
>Team platter
and refer to
>implying you dont just immediately die while others carry you
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>>257345126
Not sure if baiting, or actually butthurting this hard.
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>>257345345
>confirmed for being the gay faggot who was forgotten about because too beta to talk on mic
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>>257345543
>confirmed for so arrogant that you're unable to acknowledge your own faults
You're just like me.
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>>257345126
b8 harder
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>>257345505
no but his boyfriend tried to suck all of our dicks, he was the only one stupid enough to go into a relationship with a huge gay whore

5
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>>257345293

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oFRsy8Y7qa
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>>257344808
cheer up anon.
you're control of your attitude and how you react towards people.

forget what other people think of you.
the key to being yourself is not giving a fuck about what people think of you.
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>>257345665
>turning down a free blowjob
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>>257335405
It depends in what I'm playing on. If it's a normal game by myself, not really, but with friends? Yeah. But, if it's Halo 3, you bet I'll be talking to people, by myself or not. I used to just trash talk people for the fun of it, but now I just try to be over polite in order to annoy people who aggressively attack me or someone else for no reason, saying things like, "Hey, that's not nice to say", or, "Hey now, you should apologize for saying that. Those words can be hurtful young man". Usually they don't know how to respond to it other than "shut the fuck up faggot ", which makes me laugh. Sometimes they actually apologize though.

If I'm playing on a PC however, I like to type shit all the fucking time, since I don't have a mic. If there's a conversation going on via voice chat or text chat, I usually add dumb shit to the conversation, or just add up the conversation. Sometimes though, I just want to play so I don't talk at all.
>>
>playing game with friends
>nervous voice chatting at first but eventually get comfortable
>act like an asshole once im no longer nervous

sorry guys, I know ;_;
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>>257346180

don't worry about hurting others bro, your anti social behavior will ruin your life in the long term
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>>257346295
How can I be friendly? I try to be but my humor is dry and sarcastic and friends think I'm making fun of them when I'm really just joking around
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>>257346848
Stop trying to be funny. Switch to empathy.
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>>257335405
This is an interesting question.
If I'm playing on my xbox I'm usually drunk and shit talking.

My online vidya interactions really started like this
>Get halo PC at age 13ish
>Playing on a clans server
>curious, visit website
>try to join clan

(Shadow Clan. Would be amazed if anyone remembered it. It was halo PC/CS1.6/CSS/Unreal Tournament/AVP clan)
>Eventually get in

>TeamSpeak
>kind of quiet
>eventually lighten up and end up having a lot of great times with people I don't even know

I'm usually a pretty nice guy online nowadays.
I played extensively on a pyro dodgeball server for a good while, haven't been on in a few months though. We had a pretty good community of regulars that would play. I always used a mic and I would just say whatever I wanted for the most part.

Anyways, I was ranked 1 on the server so I was kind of "the guy." I need to hop on the server again sometime soon.

>mfw whenever I log onto steam the regulars flood me with messages

I honestly feel kind of bad for not being on in such a long time, I just can't bring myself to actually get on TF2 again. I have no interest.
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>>257346848

http://www.amazon.com/How-Win-Friends-Influence-People/dp/0671027034
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>>257346848
>Have small amount of close-knit friends that were all I needed
>End up moving away from them and growing distant with most of them
>No longer know how to make friends

Life is suffering
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>>257346180
>start off barely talking
>get comfortable and talk more and more
>eventually reach a point where I can't let anyone say a sentence without me replying
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>>257346848
Just tell them you're not making fun of them and that you're kidding. If you don't, they'll keep thinking you are making fun of them. You have to actually tell them what you think of them and be real for a moment and say, "You know I'm just joking, right?"
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>>257333198
>friend gets drunk and falls over at party
>help her up
>hang around in case more shit happens
>she starts holding my hand
>pop a boner
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>>257335405
I'm the slightly below average guy who says nothing all game
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>>257347736
ahaha oh my lawd.
I use to pop boners from holding my girlfriends hand in high school.

I feel your pain anon.
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>>257336567
>tfw alcohol doesn't make me socialize anymore
>it makes me more depressed
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>only really chat with friends that I made ages ago in a clan when I used the 360
>hardly ever talk to them, but usually there
>eventually stopped talking to them
>almost never talk to anyone anymore outside of 2 guys that never give much of a conversation and a few guys off of /v/ which never lasts long
>>
>>257348079
Well, alcohol IS a depressant...
I can't drink without weed nowadays.
Because I get exactly like you do, depressed.
BUT
alcohol+weed=good times.

Seriously the most comfy nights of vidya have consisted of me drinking and smoking.

I'm out of bud and I'm drinking right now though.
So me sad.
;_;
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>that one guy that wants to talk to you over the internet
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>>257348390
Weed and alcohol makes me sink into myself even more, shit sucks mang I just want to be how I used to be
>>
>>257342489
*unzips dick*
C'mere, boy...
>>
>tfw all alcohol does is turn off my shit filter and I say literally anything that comes to mind
>tfw 99% of it are either really lame jokes or barely relevant Gattaca quotes
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>that girl in your guild who uses emoticons more than words.
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>>257335405
>only use mic on BF4
>only use it when friends are in the game
>when they leave I turn off the mic
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>>257348564
I'm pretty much the same way but only around people. I usually have nothing but good vibes when I"m alone and drinking+smoking.

I think you just worry too much anon. Being able to take yourself out of your own mind is a skill and you should practice it. I'm a strong believer in the idea that our thoughts and feelings have an affect on the world around us. If you think positive and feel positive you're going to get it back man.

It sounds strange but it works.
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>that guy with the faked but hilarious voice who breaks rules and plays awfully but no one ever says anything
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>>257348853

I got some news for ya, brah
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>>257349165
oh god I love that guy.

>be a regular on TF2 server
>every once in a while THAT guy joins
>either pretends to be black or a kid
>his spray is always hardcore gay porn
>sprays it and then blames other people
>constantly talking about "sexy ass children"

He was really good at the game too, which made it even better.
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>>257349143
Lol, the guy passing the ball knows he fucked up.
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I just hate the sound of my nerdy, monotone, robot voice.
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>>257349143
this gif never gets old, purely because of how fuckin fast the nonplayer responds
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>>257349143
a variation of this happened to us back in the day, during a comp. one of our old mates had switched schools JUST recently, and he joined the other schools bball team, so when we versed for the finals, right at the start out of pure habit one of our players tossed it to him. resulting 15 seconds of pure confusion as both teams broke away opposite directions, thinking they still had the ball

its pretty funny to see two teams try to keep it serious and continue the play when EVERYONES laughing
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well since this kind of turned into a "that guy" thread I think this is relevant.

>get the urge to play WoW again (cata)
>no friends playing atm the moment so "by myself" so to speak
>duel a rogue on my mage
>ask him to 2v2
>get on vent
>he's a total sperg but I like him
>become online buddies, add him on realID
>on facebook one day
>friend request from a familiar sounding name
>starts posting WoW related stuff on my wall
>delete the posts out of shame
>eventually stop playing wow AGAIN
>lose contact
>haven't heard from him in years
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>>257349931
>came back after a few months of not playing cs source
>hit spray
>it was some fucked up shotacon porn i had been trolling a server with months ago
>but now cs source tells you who sprayed it
>mfw trying to change it fucking asap
>everyone staring at the wall
>that little name that appears when you look at a spray, showing everyone my username
>mfw
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>>257349931
I'm that guy
By mistake I discovered I sound like an actual old man while on a TTT server, it would get somewhat awkward whenever I started talking. When I was Traitor I would kill people then revive them, they would never know what to do.
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>>257341052
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>the guy who gets into arguments so constantly stops playing to type, getting him and his team BTFO in the process

just let it go
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>>257335405
The guy whos great at whatever vidya I pick up and only really want to speak words with people who are at my level. Anyone who is obviously lower then me is given 1-2 word reponses, while I'll have full on conversations about anime and other things with people who are actually good.
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>>257336080
>R02/RS
>Aussie servers

Yeah I stopped playing them because of what you said
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>>257331753
That's me.

Only that I'm not a guy, which is the reason why I don't talk
>HURR STFU GURRL GAMER BITCH XDD
>HURFDURF GURRLS CANT PLAY VIDYER
Fuck you you fucking faggots I just want to play vidya you cunts.
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>>257353860
>implying this isn't b8
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>playing music so loud, audio clips
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>>257354012
It isn't. I really fucking hate it. Nobody takes me serious.
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>that guy who has his mic on and clearly doesn't know it
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>>257335405
I play waka flocka flame through the Mic on max volume and mute everyone else
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>>257354384
Maybe you should stop taking them seriously then.
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>>257354384
I'd take you seriously.
If anyone around here gives you a hard time, let me know ok?
*sighs and sheaths his katanAWP and walk away*
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>>257354738
The problem is that some people sometimes even completely forget about the fucking game only because they heard a high voice. Like, everything you say or do is used to mock you in any kind.

Why are people such faggots? Why can't they just play vidya with random stangers and not sperg out when someone is not like they think they should be? That's fucking childish.
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>>257354836
Shitposting aside, faggots like this are almost worse.
I just want to play fucking vidya goddammit, leave me the fuck alone ;_;
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>always muting mic since I cough/someone comes into room
>forget to unmute

I-I'm sorry.

I don't like PTT
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>>257355064
And what's also childish is letting total strangers you've never met before and probably never will bother you.
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>>257355064
>high voice
>yo brah take it easy just smoek sum pot lol
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>>257355307
But anon just use-
>I don't like PTT

Wow, fucking faggot, muted.
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>>257355381
This applies to everyone
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>>257355381
Like I said, the bothering itself isn't even really the problem. It's the fact that people get so autistic about it that they sperg out and stop focussing on the game.
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>>257355669
And?
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The only people who use mics are bossy assholes, 5 year olds, and RPers
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>>257331753
I do this becasue if I don't the screaming kids and drunks blare out of my TV.
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>>257355849
>guaranteed replies
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>>257355669
If anything your the one sperging out for getting butt flustered over people not focusing on the game
>taking video games seriously
>tips fedora
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>>257355445

I've never got used to it and most people I've played with have just used skype which only got PTT recently. I use the gain setting of whatever it is in TS3/OBS if I'm streaming.
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>>257335405
The guy who's carrying the fucking team.
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>>257332282
then switch it off you enormous fag.
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>>257355296
Seriously though we had some women regulars in our tf2 server a while back, you just have to ban people if they're being shitty. If it's a game with matchmaking play with friends I guess.
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>>257355779
>>257355981
It's shit to know that your team lost because they weren't focussing on the game just because you used a mic.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pray5Xeeyg
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>>257356068
Read: the loud-mouthed shitheel that's doing terribly.
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>>257356130
don't reply
But since you're on /v/ I'm going to assume you don't know how to not reply, so I'm sure you instigate things by taking their lame b8. In which case, you are just as much to blame. And if you're not replying, you're not talking, and if you're not talking, then how the fuck could they make fun of your voice in the first place.
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>>257356178

Ten out of fucking ten.
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>>257356068
Correction: That guy who thinks he's carrying the fucking team and thinks everyone should support him for any cost while he is actually worse than his entire team and sperges out whenever his team mates don't do what he wanted them to do, even though it's fucking retarded.
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>>257335405
They guy who says thanks and sorry a lot, tries to be funny.
I mostly just stay quiet.
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>>257356178
>footpussy
I cringed
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>>257356178

>footpussy

Do people actually find this attractive?
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>used to be ashamed of my voice
>get over it and almost exclusively use mic to communicate
>years later now completely self conscious when communicating through text
i'm weird.
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>>257356178
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>>257356219
Learn to read.
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>>257356130
[fedora tipping intensifies]
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>>257335405
I just treat people with respect and have a good time playing CS:GO with friends.
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>>257356178
>I want to use my get out of jail free card
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>>257356398
/v/ gets BTFO
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Remember children: acting like a retard over the mic, still makes you a retard
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>>257357313
>acting like a retard over the mic, still makes you a retard
Was we suppose to think otherwise?
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Sadly I am uber shy.
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>>257357383
The ones who like to annoy others by being "ironically" idiotic over the mic seem to think otherwise
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>>257335405
I like to play the get banned game.
telling 8 year olds that f10 helps, teamkilling, playing gay porn noises into the mike, using porn sprays then killing people looking at it, throwing powerful weapons to enemies, etc
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>>257335405
the kind that only uses the mic when he's talking to friends

and when he does he makes everyone bust a gut.
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>>257357518
But you were implying they do it to prove otherwise. And something tells me they don't act retarded so people would think they're not retarded
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>>257344345
You sound exactly like me.
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>tfw socially anxious as fuck
>tfw no friends because of it

I can't talk to people and it sucks
if someone messages me on steam all I can think about is how what I'm gonna say is gonna fuck something up and ruin the conversation so I end up not saying anything and they still delete me
fuck
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>>257356178
>these 9-year-old bodies

OH FUCK
Now I gotta set my computer on fire again. Why do you do this to me?
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>>257358937
ill ADD you on steam and we can both just sit in silence
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people who don't call and shit in CS piss me off so much

how do you get to fucking LEM without calling, god dammit

or you get a group of 2 who are in mumble or something just calling to each other and typing every few minutes
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VzwwilDw6b
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>>257335405
In any games without friends or such : silent, always silent, high skilled

In games with friends : that one raid organizer, but too handpicky to pick assholes
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>Never talked in game
>Finally work up the courage to start talking a bunch in game
>Go from 5 steam friends to 400
>Invited all the time to various games to the point where I can't keep up with the invites
>Group chat after group chat everyday
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>>257361841
i don't like all the random game invites, i've only accepted like 2 out of the hundreds but they don't stop
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>>257331753
That's pretty much me. I something accidentally sigh or blow into the mic and everybody get perturbed.
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>>257362002
They overwhelm me, so I usually say I'll pass just to give them an immediate answer.

Still it's nice to feel like people want me around.
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>>257362097
i don't say anything, i just ignore them
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>>257361841
>image
Unless you're a trap, I don't care.
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>>257331753
Of course that's me. If I rarely ever play a multiplayer game I usually just pretend that they are all AI instead of real people.
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>>257335405
The guy that tries to be as overpowered as possible doing whatever I can to win while not caring how butthurt other people to people get
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>>257362246
I am. Not that it matters.
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>>257362967
It matters to me.
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>>257362967
that's not you nigga
don't try and bluff me b
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>>257363040
Good, now go fap to some trap pics.
>>257363098
I never said it was me. It isn't.
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i have a stutter so i'm that guy
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I slur my speech sometimes and lisp a little when I get excited, it's really embarrassing even though everyone I know tells me they barely notice it.
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>>257343868
shut the fuck up, you sexy bastard
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>>257337759
Just saying that proves you wrong. Also
>G
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>>257335405
The snake
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>>257331753
I have a deep voice if I talk people either tell me turn off the voice-changer or start acting a tad bit too friendly.
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>>257333639
Someone say awkward silence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
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>>257356178
>can we play monopoly
oh fuck my sides
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>>257356178
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>>257364615
I hear you there, man. Doesn't stop me from talking though.
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>>257331753
>have speech impediment
>can't pronounce R's
>Too insecure to talk because of it
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>tfw you sound like yung lean when you sing
>tfw people ask you to rap
why
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>that one guy who is completely american and speaks perfect english but type like a foreign person learn english
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>>257331753
I have a monotone voice, who has a west coast accent so I hardly talk. I don't know people tell me that I have a alright voice, but I still don't talk. Plus I usually play single player games so I just forget to talk in multiplayer games.
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>>257356178
I'm not sure where I expected this to go.
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>>257366101
Could be worse,I have a redneck accent.
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>>257332363
>Implying my liver wouldn't give out halfway into the game if I did that.
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>>257365842
I use to have that same problem with R's. I'm still not all the way there yet but you can vastly improve on it with practice, perseverance, and believing in yourself. Trust me anon I love you.
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>>257367375
Thanks anon
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>>257337296
This was my constant fear and the reason I never talked when I had a mic.
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>>257331753
>implying people want to hear my voice
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>>257366374
If you have one of those you just gotta play it up.
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>>257370684
I bet you have a cute voice
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>>257370684
Let's hear it, anon.
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>>257333198
>he said as he posted on 4chan
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>nobody is talking
>heaving breathing in mic
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>That guy who got yelled at by his parents
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>>257335405
I only speak with my mic when necessary.
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>>257371374
>That guy who gets told by his mother to turn off his computer and go to bed
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>>257356178
>I just wanted to play some monopoly Jesus Christ

Top kek
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>>257371781
>go to bed you have school tomorrow
>30 more mins mom
>its been 30 mins i said go to bed
>she goes to the electrical panel & turns off my power
>friends ask why i cut them off
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>Join TF2 game
>Faggot nine year old is narrating
>Tell him to shut the fuck up
>Everyone on the server tells me my voice is amazing and that I should do radio
>Kid who was narrating asks me if I want to join his narration group
>Tell him that the game is Rated M and he's not old enough to play
>Initiate vote to kick, he gets BTFO
>Go back to being a shy beta faggot right afterward

It was fun.
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>>257355296
Shut up and play video games.
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I used to know a guy called Destructo, would cackle and scream rape over the mic

>Let's make our defense tighter than a ten year old team
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>>257361061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j1tj9Rh3RO
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>>257333198
I'm completely refuse to take drugs or intoxicate myself in any way. I don't get the appeal, but I don't mind other people drinking. Drugs are something I'm completely not okay with because my parents were both heroin and cocaine addicts.

I've still had no trouble with girls. It's about having a likable personality. You god damn fucking faggot.
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>>257338643
happened to me.
>goddammit bastard killed me!
>"Shut up faggot."
Never used kinect after that.

Not like i did anyways
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>>257373702
thats like never driving because your parent died on a bus
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>>257374476
are you fucking retarded?
being opposed to drugs because you had to put up with being raised by drug addicts is the same as not driving because your parents died on a bus in the slightest.
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>>257374759
all drugs are not the same, not drinking alcohol because of what heroin did to your jakey parents is retarded. if you said you refused to take any opiates I would understand but not refusing to take a totaly unrelated drug
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>>257332735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gonCGVWWRA

Sorry if i'm a bit late.
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>>257356178
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>>257364615
I love it when guys have deep voices. So calming.
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>>257356178
>footpussy
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>tfw too afraid to speak over mic because I'm German and a grill

Shit sucks.
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>>257335405
The super quiet kind that occasionally tries to screw with people. Own a mic but I never even plug it in
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I haven't got shit to say to you nigga.
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