I don't mind large asses, but Samus makes it look like SSB has a cosplayer dressing as Samus and not really her, if that makes sense.
and best butt is Peach, because it's use as a few of her attacked.
>mom sees Peach in Paper Mario
>she jokes at how Peach gets fatter every game
>joke continues about how eventually she'll take up most of the screen
>12 year old me was having the most awkward boner listening to my mom unwittingly talk about my fetish
Look at the size of her hipbox
I'd say Shiek, I know about all that 'Sheik is actually a woman' stuff, but since i was a kid, i've always seen 'her' as a man, and i can't shake that impression. Now, it's a nice ass, but i've gotta give it to Samus, since Shiek just makes me feel confused.
Samus easily best bod in Smash4U.
>you will never fight tsundere Samus who eventually warms to you after you defeat her in the Pyrosphere and then save her from Ridley
Well yeah. It wouldn't be a good disguise if Shiek had tits, ass, and a pink dress. Let's not derail this to a Sheik thread. If you believe in your fan fiction so much I'll never be able to convince you otherwise.
I wasn't aware it was really a thing, but the thought of a cute girl progressively growing bigger in size gave me funny feelings as a kid. Fat was my preference because I was a virgin to fat and figured it'd feel pillowy and soft, especially under a dress like Peach's.
Now here I am with a fetish for weight gain of extreme proportions. And worst of all I get called Dobson for it.
Well, it's not really fan fiction, since it was only confirmed 2 weeks ago Shiek is female - before that it was pretty much normal to think it was Zelda in a man's body.
I'm not trying to argue the official word on it, its just something i've grown up thinking since 1997.
But it is a nice ass.
>Butts in smash thread
This is just a painful reminder of who's been cut
The only correct answer
unless you post falcon[\spoiler]
Goddamn, I can't decide. Those are all some fine booties.
Masahiro Sakurai recently unveiled Samus’s new design for Super Smash Bros 4 and it’s pretty disappointing in my opinion.
In a game all about fan-service I can sadly understand going with the Zero Suit costume (objectifying to the character though it may be). But those god awful reject inspired Reebok high heeled “jet” boots?
Good grief just... no. NO! BAD Sakurai! Bad!
Side Note: Do not even try to compare these abominations to Portal Chel's special "fall" boots. Those are actually based on science ozziescribbler.tumblr.com/post… whereas these high heel jet boots are designed to make her look "sexy."
Is and always will be Samus
Rosalina is sexier she just doesn't show hers off like a slut
Post moar ass
>dat peach ass
>dat palutena ass
>dat trainer ass
>dat rosie ass
>dat samus ass
>dat zelda ass
PULL OVER DAT ASS TOO FAT
Due to the fact we can't access camera mode, we have no confirmed pantie shots on Princess Peach. That's from one of the olympic games. When the Smash 4 comes out, we'll get a pantie shot and compare the data.
Why you're 100% correct.
You mean from Smash 4, right? Because Peach has panty shots from other games and her Amiibo.
Nana> Samus > WFT > Palutena > Peach > Shiek > Rosa
How could anyone hate the guy, I'll never understand
>tfw see new material for your obscure fetish
more like this?
You should considering it could mean that Peach may have the same thing this time around.
Also gonna agree with this guy. If Sakurai isn't going full censorship with everyone, I don't want him wimping out on the Rosalina panties.
Not on 4chan, it isn't.
>"come on, sweetie, the water is ready"
I doubt they'll release the amiibo like that.
Having all of space for a vagina is one of the most bonerific things I'd have never thought of.
I'd settle for an actual universe being under her dress. That'd be pretty funny. Universe-themed panties would be best though.
The hell she was.
seems to me everyone who dislikes samus and her heels is a bit queer inside and too beta.
Look at shots of her Brawl model and the Smash4 model.
The Brawl model will look like a puppet, like toy story woody, a thick neck and a big head, doesn't fit the body at all. Most people couldn't notice but I wouldn't expect much from people without experience in art.
sounds to me your arguing over the attractiveness of a WOMAN
they wear heels, samus is no different
You have a point.
But from my standpoint, my opinion mind you, is that they're there to just give her a strength boost, put her on equal grounds with other characters.
I'm sure sakurai wanted to give her powerful leg attacks but felt he had to a reason as to why the attacks are so strong.
she looks like one queer, heels or no heels.
either way you look at it, she can still kick your ass.
That's a good question. Probably for life support I guess, but she probably doesn't need the suit to kick ass. Besides, even if you could kick ass without a suit, why wouldn't you use a badass space suit if given the option?
>Yeah that huge combover for bangs isn't like that at all. Face it, Brawl Samus was balding.
So you can't give an actual reason why Brawl Samus is worse then Smash 4 Samus then?
Because suitless is always the better option
>old one is a little thinner
>old one's face doesn't look quite as good
The fuck are you talking about? Her hair IS plastic this time.
It has more color variation, in its shade and reflection and the color it looks like from different angles and lightning, which is a quality of real hair more than plastic hair.
>old one has fake boobs, like seriously look at them, they look like a flatchected girl got a transplant and the hair is basic as shit
>feet are boring as shit
>I believe they're beauty marks for a good reason.
>old one has fake boobs, like seriously look at them, they look like a flatchected girl got a transplant and the hair is basic as shit
What the fuck are you even talking about?
It's the suit man. The suit looks great.
>tfw less than a week
>we will still have to wait months for it to be uploaded, like everything else than isn't 2hushit and shitcolle
They don't look the same at all.
Body to head proportions are different, new model has a smaller neck and head., also hands and feet are proportionally smaller to body.
Hair has a different color, it has a less saturated look now, more transparency, the hairstyle is different, her side bangs now seem flow from the rest of her head instead of coming from the top.
The suit's design is different, has all the extra blue parts, the armbands, the heels, a less plastic and more metalic texture.
The blater is different, it has more details now, a differnet color.
Her back is wider now. Her breasts are bigger.
The face has more noticeable lips and eyelashes, her skin color got pinker, eyes are more expressive now, the mole, her ponytail is slightly lower now too.
Overall the new model has much more detail, her face shows more expression, the suit has more sci fi feel and she looks taller and bigger.
You can tell Rosa's got a fatass hidden under that dress
Much better than your
>OMG HEELS FUCKING RUINED FOREVER
Btw, you realize that even though they are part of her costume, she can take them off, right? As in they aren't a literal part of her body? Meanwhile that shitty ass hair from Brawl Samus is stuck unless she shaves what's left off, and eats a ton of Peach's cake so she isn't a paperweight.
>Btw, you realize that even though they are part of her costume, she can take them off, right? As in they aren't a literal part of her body? Meanwhile that shitty ass hair from Brawl Samus is stuck unless she shaves what's left off, and eats a ton of Peach's cake so she isn't a paperweight.
Holy cow you keep spouting made up shit.
>Btw, you realize that even though they are part of her costume, she can take them off, right?
They are part of her model. She can't take them off.
You do know that she isn't real life... right?
I don't really like the heels either but i hate the tumblr cancer even more
/v/ is inherently pretty gay. I'm pretty sure a lot of the anti-waifufags are just actual faggots trying to complain about people being straight without actually revealing their homosexuality.
Me two, actually.
I really like her new boobs
Since gay faggots ruined the thread, someone post the waifu dice roll.
Moralfags like SJW have been having that effect on anything sexual for years, that's what they do.
And they've been targeting games in general a lot lately so it's not just /v/, anything relating sexuality in games has gone full retard prude lately everywhere.
if brawl is anything to go by its fox by a mile.
>A clone of marth
>worst Fire E.
Throw her in the fucking garbage
The mods would just delete it. Gotta camp out here.
Samus a shit, Zelda best waifu with best butt.
BUT WAIT, SHE GETS BIGGER
Unfortunately, ChubbyByChoice erased her old dump spot, but know where to look, and you shall receive.
Not him but iqdb wasn't working for me, thanks
Not the mild variant. Most is either retarded inflation like a balloon shit, or obese lard that can't move their hands.
I like seeing them grow just slightly pudgey. A muffin top, something to poke and cuddle, that stuff.
This is so disgusting and horrible. Fucking fetishists ruining this girl's life. Fiction is fine, but actually gaining that much weight that fast is horrible on blood pressure and joints, not to mention body chemistry. Poor fucking kid.
This is fucking disgusting.
>divot in belly button
>saggy cheeks and chin
I'm actually angry that fat fetish is a thing now. Girl was a solid 9/10 and now she's a 0 for the sake of beta fetish fucks with self esteem issues.
you and me both
but its never going to happen
>I'm actually angry that fat fetish is a thing now.
well the way they want to live is outright repulsive, and ,on top of that, its drastically shortening the time they have to live.
its a lose/lose no matter how you look at it. well, that is if you had an ounce of common sense
I couldn't find one. RIP Fem Robin
Yes, exactly. It damages the human race and the community by allowing self destructive fetishes to rule somebody's life to that extent. If somebody was a hardcore scat fetishist whose life was devoted to eating shit that would also be destructive. You can argue that Darwinism will take over and they'll be removed from the gene pool, but no. The internet trumps that shit. You fucking parasites reproduce, and you infect other people simply by validating somebody's existence when they offer to destroy themselves for your entertainment.
The only reason they want to live that way, when they could have literally at ANY other time in their life is because of sick fucks giving them attention. I know a girl who went through this shit. She needed multiple surgeries in her back and knees and she's still fucked up from the damage those assholes did.
>hurr but it was her choice
You're a dipshit and I hope you have heart disease.
>one of the autists in the faggot Steam group linked the thread so they could spam gay shit
How pathetic~ Go make another husbando thread, babies.
Breast/Hip/Butt Expansion > Big Butts/Breasts > Bellies > Flat with big hips > Thighjobs > Inflation >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat Fucks/Weight Gain
Being fat isn't repulsive, and it doesn't drastically shorten the time they live. Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.
There's fat and then there's body positivity fat.
>"gaining 50 pounds ruins your life!"
>using anecdotes as part of an arguement
>being this mad
>people are fatter than ever
>lifespans keep going up
Don't even try to get them to prove you wrong, they can't and will implode trying.
Even the ancient Greeks recognized morbid obesity as disgusting. Even fucking Dionysus was fit. It reduces a male's fertility and it increases a woman's chance of miscarriage. It reduces survivability by weakening the heart.
In addition, fat deposits store sugar dramatically reducing the amount in the blood, making diabetes far more devastating and likely. Have you ever lost your breath going up a flight of stairs? Fatasses do every single time they go up and down one because their hearts can't beat as effectively.
You are an absolute moron if you believe there's no negative repercussions to being morbidly obese. And yes, the shit in your picture is morbidly obese. Having a BMI that fucking skewed is unhealthy.
You're so wrong it hurts. Lifespans increase because of medical care. Being fat requires you to get a LOT more medical care. You not only negatively impact yourself, you negatively impact your economy.
My fucking grandmother passed away this thanksgiving because of your shitty mentality. She wanted to see a doctor about her weight years ago but people said the same shit you did - Oh, life expectancy is going up, I read an article that said being fat is healthy, you don't have to worry about your heart.
My family has no fucking history of heart disease and she died of heart complications DIRECTLY related to her weight. How fucking dare you promote this shit.
Any more Cherries? I lost track of her after she joined Big Cuties.
I never said being obese wasn't unhealthy. I simply stated the fact that being obese doesn't drastically shorten one's life span.
>being this analpained about what someone gets off to on fucking 4chan
>not just analpained about fetishes, but analpained about them in a thread dedicated to people picking their favorite butt in smash, with some people picking the male characters/their husbandos
You need to be laughed at. Badly.
Even if I did agree to that, theres more to a good, fun, functioning relationship than looks. I dont see why I should care if women are supposedly more attractive if its not worth the tradeoff.
Women being cute isnt the reason the divorce rate is so damn high.
Fat/inflation/weight gain people are worse than fucking bronies. The thread started by talking about fit girls with nice butts. Not everybody likes whales who are physically incapable of being hygienic.
You don't have to tear open the wound again, anon. It's not like it'll heal anyway.
Look up azissmiss/AmatuerArt. curvage . org and dailymotion are good sources.
>moderate obesity takes off 3 years of expected life span
>"drastically shortens your life"
BEST SMASH IN BUTT
am I right /v/?
There is a difference between being obese and morbidly obese. Maybe we're arguing about two different things here. Let me reiterate: Being up to moderately obese does not drastically reduce one's life expectancy.
Actually I think it is because Ive seen the numbers. Also, since most divorces happen to due a couple not working out, but not all bad couples break up, maybe due to money or the kids, it could be reasonably assumed that theres even more unhappy couples than there are divorces.
As far as Im concerned, nature fucked up.
So you don't deny the VERY high correlation between fatness and scientific/medical breakthroughs?
You're just going to hide behind "no causation?"
Morbid obesity is 20 pounds over obese. A BMI of 34 or more is morbidly obese. Even obesity at a BMI of 32 can cause permanent damage to the heart and blood vessels, and you still don't address the very real dangers of fatty deposits of sugars in the body that take a very long time to go away and offset hormone and chemical balances in the bloodstream.
I'm not just talking about BMI though, lean body mass should never have over 40 pounds of fat on it, after that level you run into serious issues in terms of more easily damaged joints and nerves. Being fat makes literally everything harder to do, it is not a good lifestyle.
I got the better deal out of it.
Why are you hanging out on a board filled with men if you like women so much anyway.
Have fun digging through the trash to find one women you think is cute, find out how annoying she is, and watch your life fall apart.
Holy shit you guys are seriously going full autismo, and here I thought nighttime /v/ had begun to come back. You guys ruined the shit out of this thread by sperging the fuck out about the singular fag posting fat chicks.
Isn't that what you're doing right now. A regular human being would simply ignore or walk away from the situation, rather than jumping into the pig's pen and whining that pigs shouldn't laze around in the mud.
We're not talking about what you deem to be a 'good lifestyle' (fun fact: a lot of fat fetishes actually enjoy the idea of routine things becoming more difficult as people get fatter), we're discussing whether or not being obese will drastically reduce one's life expectancy, which no one has been able to prove. Unless you consider 3 years a 'drastic reduction.'
Honestly both are retarded.
Hard work is only practical when the benefits it provides have a practical and utilized use.
Getting pumped and strong and fit is pointless if you are not using that somehow for your job or to mate for a hobby, which I guess if you like lifting then that is your hobby so it makes sense for them but otherwise if you don't actually enjoy doing that then doing it is retarded and kind of like an addiction just as bad as the people that can't help eating so much they can't walk up some stairs without getting tired.
True perfect balance is working enough to be healthy and no more.
Not him but that's not what happened though. Some fat fag came in and ruined a perfectly good ass thread. Your logic is like saying if some asshole comes into your house and shits on your dinner table while you're having dinner with your family you should dip your drumstick in it.