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Best butt in smash?

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Best butt in smash?
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Wii Fit Trainer.
By far
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>>257325965

samus's butt is so lewd
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I don't mind large asses, but Samus makes it look like SSB has a cosplayer dressing as Samus and not really her, if that makes sense.

and best butt is Peach, because it's use as a few of her attacked.
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>>257325965
Gotta go with Sam-ass
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>>257326254
I love samus's ass, I hope it keeps getting bigger in each installment.
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I heard Samus has a cute feminine dick too :3
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It's kinda hard to judge Peach's, since her dress is kinda bulky. I'd go with Samus or Palutena
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Peach > Samus > Paluenta = Rosalina > WFT > Zelda/Shiek > Lucina
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>>257325965
Wii Fit Trainer
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>>257326407

We live in hope
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>>257325965
Samus my babe.
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>tfw no snake
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>>257326407

It has to reach this size for the next Metroid/Smash.
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Feet: Wii fit trainer
Ass: Samus
Lips: Peach
Armpits: Palutena
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Samus for sure
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>>257326790

>chubby samus in next game

Fuck yes. My fetish and shutting up the sjws at the same time
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>>257326785
Who?
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rosalina
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>>257326790

We need to go bigger.
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>>257326407
>mom sees Peach in Paper Mario
>she jokes at how Peach gets fatter every game
>joke continues about how eventually she'll take up most of the screen
>12 year old me was having the most awkward boner listening to my mom unwittingly talk about my fetish
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>>257327072
>that
>chubby
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samus>wii fit>rosalina
cant tell if peach has nice one with that dress
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cant wait for paluntena upskirts
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>>257327173
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>>257327230
Look at the size of her hipbox
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>>257327396
>hit box jiggles
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>>257325965

I'd say Shiek, I know about all that 'Sheik is actually a woman' stuff, but since i was a kid, i've always seen 'her' as a man, and i can't shake that impression. Now, it's a nice ass, but i've gotta give it to Samus, since Shiek just makes me feel confused.
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>>257327174
Wait you had an inflation fetish at 12 years old?
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Samus easily best bod in Smash4U.

>you will never fight tsundere Samus who eventually warms to you after you defeat her in the Pyrosphere and then save her from Ridley
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Metriod.
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>>257325965
WFT > Samus > Palutena > The rest don't even qualify.

Also between Samus and WFT could go either way.
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>>257327561
I don't know about him but I certainly did.

Also Kaa from Jungle Book gave me both a bondage and hypno fetish as a kid.
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Holy fuck that Samus ass. WHAT IS NINTENDO THINKING
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>>257327396

Goddam even the hitbox jiggles.

Clear winner.
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>>257327531
There is nothing to be confused about. Bill Trinnen already said Shiek is a girl.
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>>257327727
Now that's just strange. When I was 12 my fetish was kissing and holding hands.
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>>257327758

But... Everything other than the ass looks so boyish...
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Rosalina, honestly.
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>>257327396
dear diary

the hitbox was fat
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>>257327573

>you will never be samus's pyonchi
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>>257328038
Well yeah. It wouldn't be a good disguise if Shiek had tits, ass, and a pink dress. Let's not derail this to a Sheik thread. If you believe in your fan fiction so much I'll never be able to convince you otherwise.
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>>257327561
I wasn't aware it was really a thing, but the thought of a cute girl progressively growing bigger in size gave me funny feelings as a kid. Fat was my preference because I was a virgin to fat and figured it'd feel pillowy and soft, especially under a dress like Peach's.

Now here I am with a fetish for weight gain of extreme proportions. And worst of all I get called Dobson for it.
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>>257328038
>2014
>not checking your privilege

artists can make whatever they want look like whatever they want.

Whatever, she is what they want.
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>>257328285

Well, it's not really fan fiction, since it was only confirmed 2 weeks ago Shiek is female - before that it was pretty much normal to think it was Zelda in a man's body.
I'm not trying to argue the official word on it, its just something i've grown up thinking since 1997.

But it is a nice ass.
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>>257325965
Samus for sure.

Someone should add palutena and wtf to the pppsu flash.
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Raw ass Metroid
Ass that is better accentuated by her clothes Palutena
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Peach has the best ass and the best hips.
And overall nice breasts as well.
But Samus has the best body and the best breasts.

Alternatively, Lucina now has the best DFC thin flat body.
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>>257327940
Well bully for you.
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>Butts in smash thread

This is just a painful reminder of who's been cut
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The only correct answer
unless you post falcon[\spoiler]
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>>257329114
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>>257329114
He will be an unannounced unlockable. Showtime 2.0 here we come! Please Sakurai ;_;
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>>257325965
Samus.
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>>257325965
Goddamn, I can't decide. Those are all some fine booties.
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Samus
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I just hope we don't get too many cumming-in-amiibo videos/webms
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>>257329123
Wouldn't snake's butt be better if we are counting guys too?
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>>257330320
amiibos were made for hotglue
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>>257330583
Snake was kicked out
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>>257330320
Nah man, the cum will fuck up the censors and you won't be able to use your amiibo. People will just hotglue (and that is the term) regular dolls instead.
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>>257325965
Masahiro Sakurai recently unveiled Samus’s new design for Super Smash Bros 4 and it’s pretty disappointing in my opinion.

In a game all about fan-service I can sadly understand going with the Zero Suit costume (objectifying to the character though it may be). But those god awful reject inspired Reebok high heeled “jet” boots?

Good grief just... no. NO! BAD Sakurai! Bad!

Side Note: Do not even try to compare these abominations to Portal Chel's special "fall" boots. Those are actually based on science ozziescribbler.tumblr.com/post… whereas these high heel jet boots are designed to make her look "sexy."
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>>257326047
this
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Captain Falcon
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Peach you retards, if she were wearing a skintight suit it would be immediately obvious
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>>257330963
Just wait for the panty shots and is going to be all clear.
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Is and always will be Samus

Rosalina is sexier she just doesn't show hers off like a slut
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>>257330963
Yeah, but she isn't.
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>>257330963
Uh
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>>257330871
Was that some amazing copy pasta or something?
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>>257325965
>Playing Wii Fit U this morning
>Decide to try the rear camera angle
>Single-Leg Twist

Good_Posture_But_Also_An_Erection.webm
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>>257330947
GOD DAMN THAT FALCON CROTCH IS TIGHT
Wish I had something that big.
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>>257330871
Why do you sound strange?
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>>257331220
It's just a copy of the description Dobson wrote for that shit comic. As usual he's bitching and moaning about how oppressed and objectified wemmen are.
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Palutena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCHUR2nUsgY
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Post moar ass
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>>257325965
>dat peach ass
>dat palutena ass
>dat trainer ass
>dat rosie ass
>dat samus ass
>dat zelda ass
WOOP WOOP
PULL OVER DAT ASS TOO FAT
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>>257331154
Due to the fact we can't access camera mode, we have no confirmed pantie shots on Princess Peach. That's from one of the olympic games. When the Smash 4 comes out, we'll get a pantie shot and compare the data.
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samus is best girl, fight me you fucking pleb tier mongs.
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>>257331445
I wonder if any feminist even take him seriously.
I mean with all his inflation shit and what not.
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>>257325965
>Posting sheik

I ain't gay anon.
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>>257331576
Why you're 100% correct.
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>>257331063
Should be called "Even in death I remain fit"
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>>257330963
>peachfags mad that Samass beats Peach in every possible way
Stay inferior.
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>>257331561
You mean from Smash 4, right? Because Peach has panty shots from other games and her Amiibo.
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>>257325965
>no bowser

dropped
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>>257331561
>>257331856
Hey there.
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>>257332046
i really want to see dat ass
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>>257332224
I think Rosalina was confirmed to have a black void, though.
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>>257325965
>Rosie's butt outline is visible through the dress
Sakurai!
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>>257331876
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>>257332319
to be perfectly honest i dont give a fuck
i always liked peach better
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>>257331154
Except in better porn

http://rule34.xxx/icameout.php
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Nana > Samus > WFT > Palutena > Peach > Shiek > Rosa
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>>257332515
I guess we can always rely on Peach to bare that skin, tho
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>>257328292
I feel you.
On top of that the community is only a few steps down from furfaggots
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>>257327396
>Sakurai
How could anyone hate the guy, I'll never understand
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>>257331856
Yeah from Smash 4. We'll see how it looks, but I doubt it's bigger than Samus.
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>>257327727
Things cant give you fetishes anon, that makes no sense
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>>257332515
Well I do give a fuck because I like Rosalina better.
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http://strawpoll.me/2314556
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Peach. Dat ass so hot it explodes on contact.

...No seriously, her ass explodes on contact with her side+B.
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>>257332619
>Caring about WiiFit's butt
>Instead of her superior curve
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>>257333124
That's a good question.
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>>257333148

What is this from?
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>>257332423
>living with bowser
if only...
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>>257333148
>tfw see new material for your obscure fetish
more like this?
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>>257332515
You should considering it could mean that Peach may have the same thing this time around.

>>257332876
Also gonna agree with this guy. If Sakurai isn't going full censorship with everyone, I don't want him wimping out on the Rosalina panties.
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>>257333392
>weight gain
>obscure fetish
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>>257333392
Someone purposely got herself fat?
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Why is Lucina so flat?
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>>257333392
That's in reverse isn't it.
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>>257333353

>Bowser will never tell you to join him in his jacuzzi every night.
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>>257333465
i'm just gonna assume its modeled the same as her amiibo
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>>257333567
otherwise she can't be marth
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>>257333392

>weight gain
>obscure

Not on 4chan, it isn't.
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>>257333465
Just imagine getting in that cooch and it's like your dick is fucking the entirety of the universe, at once. Imagine how great that would feel.
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>>257332619
>mfw I know the terrible person who drew this thanks to my friend once being an obnoxious autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85uv90Fg-Y&list=UUopgoxSOM8FVh-chYranaLg
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>>257333568
>hair gets longer from left to right
Anon...
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>>257333629
>"come on, sweetie, the water is ready"
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>>257333808
She could have cut her hair coincidentally or to fuck with people.
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>>257333567
Poor nutrition .
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>Implying you don't go to Training mode with your waifu, and send out super mushrooms at her and poison mushrooms at yourself
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The answer, like every SSB question, is Snake and Fox McCloud.
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>>257334093
He's got no ass, but a pretty good fuckhole if you're into that.
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>>257333651
I doubt they'll release the amiibo like that.

>>257333785
Having all of space for a vagina is one of the most bonerific things I'd have never thought of.

I'd settle for an actual universe being under her dress. That'd be pretty funny. Universe-themed panties would be best though.
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>>257333567
Because she's perfect.
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>>257334171

>implying everyone has a giantess fetish

But hey, if it gets your dick wet...
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>>257334332
>I doubt they'll release the amiibo like that.
why
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im feeling peachy
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>>257333567
Cause she's literally just Marth with a vagina.
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>>257334465
Muh 'Murrican SJW Feelings
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>>257333148
>chubby girls
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>>257334465
Sakurai doesn't give a shit about getting lewd but I think the rest of Nintendo might for products that aren't directly handled by Sakurai.
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>>257334332
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>>257334714
Why would they care what they think?
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>>257333148
>reverse image search
>get nothing

I need a source man
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>>257334961
Exactly what I had in mind.
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>>257333567
what's wrong with flat chests? they just hold you closer to their heart.
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>>257334714
Nintendo doesn't care about that bullshit.
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>>257335143
You mean hold you closer to their bony ass ribs that poke you. Besides, flat chested girls have no hearts.
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She was hotter in Brawl
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My white girl
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>>257335124
Would anyone dare insert penis inside the endless dark void of that vagina?
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>>257335449
The hell she was.
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>>257335449
Her head was bigger, along with her neck, giving her a weird feel.
New proportions are way nicer for her. She's not a cartoon character like Mushroom kingdoms.
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>>257333808
People can cut their hair.
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>>257335096

Seconding this.
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>>257335143
There's nothing to grab when you give them a surprise grope.
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>>257335652
>New proportions are way nicer for her.

Am I being rused?
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Ridley.
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>>257325965
guys should i fuck my gf right now instead of playing stalker, or get a blowjob, help.
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>>257335649
Fucking awful looking.
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>>257335901
grab their ass
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>>257336062
>likes Brawl Samus
>calls SmashU Samus awful looking
lel
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>>257336062
seems to me everyone who dislikes samus and her heels is a bit queer inside and too beta.
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>>257335527
I would put it in her black hole if you know what I mean
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>>257336169
>Liking big stupid shoes and MOLES

Good one.
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>>257335649
>Those Goddamn tacky ass heels.
She was almost perfect too
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>>257336150
>Implying Lucina has a decent enough ass worthy of groping.
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>>257336227
Sounds like you know a thing or two about being a queer beta
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>>257336285
>liking hair that's balding enough that it needs a combover
Go jerk it to Nigri.
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>>257335929
Look at shots of her Brawl model and the Smash4 model.
The Brawl model will look like a puppet, like toy story woody, a thick neck and a big head, doesn't fit the body at all. Most people couldn't notice but I wouldn't expect much from people without experience in art.
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>>257336227
i think her heels are stupid looking but not because it objectifies her or anything like that
they just look dumb
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>>257336428
sounds to me your arguing over the attractiveness of a WOMAN

they wear heels, samus is no different
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>>257336465
>liking hair that's balding enough that it needs a combover

Its a good thing Samus doesn't have that in brawl
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>>257336596
>Liking the faggot heels

Go play with a barbie faggot.
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>>257336557
You have a point.

But from my standpoint, my opinion mind you, is that they're there to just give her a strength boost, put her on equal grounds with other characters.

I'm sure sakurai wanted to give her powerful leg attacks but felt he had to a reason as to why the attacks are so strong.
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>>257336557
As a fan of heels, I must say that Samus's are shitty.
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>>257335527
I'd try for three reasons.
One is out of love, the other is for my erection, and the last is for the potential to make space excavation history.
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>>257336894
she looks like one queer, heels or no heels.

either way you look at it, she can still kick your ass.
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>>257336596
Anon if samus can't have emotion then she surely can't wear heels.
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>>257336947

A 6'3", 200 pound woman made of muscle and magical bird blood needs a reason to have strong legs. Okay.
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>>257336649
Yeah that huge combover for bangs isn't like that at all. Face it, Brawl Samus was balding.

>>257336894
I hope you didn't like Brawl Samus, else I'd call you a hypocrite.
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>>257337075
I agree, She does look like a shitty barbie doll now.
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>>257337169
then why does she wear a fucking space suit, if she's strong without it then no need for the suit right?
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>>257337169
You really need to let that 6'3'' thing go, she hasn't been that tall in years.
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>>257337131
>other m
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>>257337307

That's a good question. Probably for life support I guess, but she probably doesn't need the suit to kick ass. Besides, even if you could kick ass without a suit, why wouldn't you use a badass space suit if given the option?
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>>257337238
oh my god you are gay
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>>257337237
>Yeah that huge combover for bangs isn't like that at all. Face it, Brawl Samus was balding.

So you can't give an actual reason why Brawl Samus is worse then Smash 4 Samus then?
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Galaxy of ass for best
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>>257337509

If i had the option to take off the spacesuit in the games I would.
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>>257337237
>I hope you didn't like Brawl Samus, else I'd call you a hypocrite.

the faggot heels weren't in Brawl
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>>257337616

Well, that is a thing in Metroid 1. Justin Bailey and all that shit.
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>>257337509
Because suitless is always the better option
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>>257337554
I just did. Also worse body and worse face.

>>257337673
And the faggot hair isn'tt in new Smash.
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>>257337769

I'd rather the newer games.
But yeah, she obviously is weak without the suit.
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>>257337238
>neon yellow mop for hair
>not a barbie look

She looks less like a barbie now than she did before. In brawl her hair looked like plastic shit on a barbie body.
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>>257337858
>I just did. Also worse body and worse face.

So you can't give a reason that's not made up bullshit.

Got it.
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>>257325965
Peach's is so epic it gets used as a weapon
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>>257337673
>old one is a little thinner
>old one's face doesn't look quite as good
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>>257337927
The fuck are you talking about? Her hair IS plastic this time.
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>>257338106
>I have shit taste therefore it's made up bullshit
So yeah, you agree that you have shit taste.

Got it.
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>>257338319
atleast it looks like hair
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>>257338319
It has more color variation, in its shade and reflection and the color it looks like from different angles and lightning, which is a quality of real hair more than plastic hair.
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>>257338276
They look the fucking same, why are people complaining. Either way she still fucking hot. Now can we get back to talking about butts
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>>257338515
because people can't decide whether or not brawl was a bad smash or not.
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>>257338276
>Old one has hair and boobs that don't look fake and goofy as all shit
>Old one doesn't have fucking heels
>Old one doesn't have fucking MOLES
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>>257338495
>It has more color variation

No. No it fucking doesn't.
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>>257338614
God I hate the smash fandom
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>>257338390
>Old Samus looks worse!
>Why?
>BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE

okay
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>>257338628
>old one has fake boobs, like seriously look at them, they look like a flatchected girl got a transplant and the hair is basic as shit
>feet are boring as shit
>I believe they're beauty marks for a good reason.
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>>257338515

I want to touch Peach's butt.
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>>257332046
>they lovingly detailed the frilly edges of her panties

Nintendo, niggas.
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>>257338930
>old one has fake boobs, like seriously look at them, they look like a flatchected girl got a transplant and the hair is basic as shit

What the fuck are you even talking about?
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>>257338778

>fandom

Every fandom sucks ass. No seriously, every single one. Fandoms by their very nature are cancerous.
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>>257338276
It's the suit man. The suit looks great.
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>tfw less than a week
>we will still have to wait months for it to be uploaded, like everything else than isn't 2hushit and shitcolle
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>>257338515
They don't look the same at all.
Body to head proportions are different, new model has a smaller neck and head., also hands and feet are proportionally smaller to body.
Hair has a different color, it has a less saturated look now, more transparency, the hairstyle is different, her side bangs now seem flow from the rest of her head instead of coming from the top.
The suit's design is different, has all the extra blue parts, the armbands, the heels, a less plastic and more metalic texture.
The blater is different, it has more details now, a differnet color.
Her back is wider now. Her breasts are bigger.
The face has more noticeable lips and eyelashes, her skin color got pinker, eyes are more expressive now, the mole, her ponytail is slightly lower now too.

Overall the new model has much more detail, her face shows more expression, the suit has more sci fi feel and she looks taller and bigger.
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>>257325965
>not picking our farting goddess Peach
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You can tell Rosa's got a fatass hidden under that dress
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>>257337307
Because no matter how fuckin strong she could be, she couldn't break down those shot activated doors, or pierce the carapace of Space pirates
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>>257338895
Much better than your

>OMG HEELS FUCKING RUINED FOREVER
Btw, you realize that even though they are part of her costume, she can take them off, right? As in they aren't a literal part of her body? Meanwhile that shitty ass hair from Brawl Samus is stuck unless she shaves what's left off, and eats a ton of Peach's cake so she isn't a paperweight.
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Did someone say Peach butt?

https://7chan.org/fl/src/peachy-rave-party.swf
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>>257338515
But the new model looks like complete shit.
>>
I want Wii Fit Trainer to work me until I beg for sweet release.

Maybe I should just get Wii Fit and use it to supplement my workouts.
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>>257339281
>Btw, you realize that even though they are part of her costume, she can take them off, right? As in they aren't a literal part of her body? Meanwhile that shitty ass hair from Brawl Samus is stuck unless she shaves what's left off, and eats a ton of Peach's cake so she isn't a paperweight.

Holy cow you keep spouting made up shit.
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>any of those
>butts

I laugh and fart in your direction, OP you faggot.
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>>257339282

Eh, not really feeling it.
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>>257339418
>I can't into basic logic
I guess I missed the part where clothing is a literal part of someone's body
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>>257339282
is that it?
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>>257339501
>>257339582

Unfortunately. Dunno who the artist is yet.
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Peach. It's in her name.

Hell, she even has a fart attack. That's how based her butt is.
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>>257339693
The art's too rough. It's a noble attempt, but not very great.
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Snake
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>>257339718
Oh god no, can I have a second chance?
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>implying any of these fat lards of crap have anything on the Mii's perfect ass

You can even customize it.
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>>257339281
>Btw, you realize that even though they are part of her costume, she can take them off, right?

They are part of her model. She can't take them off.

You do know that she isn't real life... right?
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http://strawpoll.me/2314899
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>>257340003
I'm totally going to make an amazon Nikki
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>>257339523
>I guess I missed the part where clothing is a literal part of someone's body

They are when its a fucking videogame model
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>>257339927
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I dunno, but Falcon has the best bulge
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>>257333392
It's like the room got wider with her.
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Do turtle dragons have dicks inside their shell or something or are they like a ken doll?
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We need more chub in games.
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>>257340067
Yes, I am aware, but then considering how autistic you are about her wearing heels like real world physics and practicality should apply to them, you aren't one to talk.
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>>257330871
BAIT

I don't really like the heels either but i hate the tumblr cancer even more
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>>257340875
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>>257325965
>no Zelda

Fuck you faggot
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>>257341080
No, we just need more chub in this thread
And less gayness.
I mean the thread was about Smash Girl butts in the first place.
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>>257341551
/v/ is inherently pretty gay. I'm pretty sure a lot of the anti-waifufags are just actual faggots trying to complain about people being straight without actually revealing their homosexuality.
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>>257341232
I'm neutral to heels in general but I find ROCKET heels pretty cool.
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>>257341698
I've been here for years and the faggots have generally been a pretty chill crowd.
Not like the sjw cancer faggots.
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>>257327396
It's perfect
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>>257341827
I think the SJW cancer faggots have more or less influenced /v/ in all the wrong ways lately. I dunno, everything relating to sexuality seems a lot more annoying nowadays.
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>>257341718
Me two, actually.

I really like her new boobs
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>>257325965
Sheik has a big ol cock
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Best ass
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samus is best butt but sheik is best presented butt
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>>257342297
reroll this shit, i dont want manly tears, someone else can have this roll for free
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>>257342406
i don't want no whiny ass bitch, reroll this shit
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Since gay faggots ruined the thread, someone post the waifu dice roll.
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>>257331521
>woop woop
Thank god I'm not the only one
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>>257342504
fuck that blue hair gay shit, i dont want no weeb.

r to the r
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>>257342615
Stop rerolling you fucking faggot
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>>257342615
now THIS is something i can fuck
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>>257342327
Reroll, his ass is too sweaty
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>>257342567
*improved
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>>257342615
>weeb
All the character are weeb if Marth is weeb
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>>257325965
idk
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>>257341247
Chrom's a pretty shit lord
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>>257339409
But those are all the best choices...
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>>257325965

No contest
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>>257342043
Moralfags like SJW have been having that effect on anything sexual for years, that's what they do.
And they've been targeting games in general a lot lately so it's not just /v/, anything relating sexuality in games has gone full retard prude lately everywhere.
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>>257343068
is that what I think it is?
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your /lg/v/t/ is showing
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>>257343442
...What?
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>>257326950
the only correct answer
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>>257343442
Homo's need to show everyone that they like cock always.
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>>257325965

if brawl is anything to go by its fox by a mile.
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>>257343731
This post is being ironic on purpose, right?
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>>257343731
*every time,

not always
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>>257343731
I swear this looks like a sjw false flag to cry oppression about it.
Or it's a clever bait.
Oops was I baited?
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>>257343731
if you own a cock and desire more you don't deserve the one you have
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Its Snake.
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>>257343935

That's inherently flawed because theres nothing more beautiful than two cocks together.
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>>257343731
...Said anon in a thread made by someone announcing he likes vagina for everyone to see in the catalog.
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>>257343935
If you own a game and desire more you don't deserve the one you have
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>>257332046
>Palutena
you're fucking kidding me, that's amazing
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>>257344439
I can live with that.
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>>257344482
Youre rude.
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>>257339068
confirmed for can't tell the fucking difference due to homolust
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>>257344618
>Manly Marth

I'M GOING HOME
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>>257344568
>A clone of marth
>worst Fire E.

Throw her in the fucking garbage
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>>257344482
The mods would just delete it. Gotta camp out here.
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>>257325965
Yoga pants op
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>>257344632
Samus a shit, Zelda best waifu with best butt.
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>>257344861
Disgusting.
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>>257344971
where is that from, I want mor
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>>257345280
HAHAHAHA
WHO IS TOO BIG NOW
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>>257344531
checked :^)
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>>257344807

go make one in lbgt or whatever gay hentai board there is
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>>257345468
Marth? Okay then.
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>>257345472
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=tomatama
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>>257345582
That was a weak insult. Or maybe youre just retarded and think threads about video game characters belong there. I wouldnt put that passed you.
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>>257345280
oh
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>>257333568
BUT WAIT, SHE GETS BIGGER

Unfortunately, ChubbyByChoice erased her old dump spot, but know where to look, and you shall receive.
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>>257329407
>tfw snake get's unannounced
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>>257345607
Not him but iqdb wasn't working for me, thanks
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>>257346370
>ridley
even better!
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>>257339124
IKTFB
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>>257333547
Not the mild variant. Most is either retarded inflation like a balloon shit, or obese lard that can't move their hands.

I like seeing them grow just slightly pudgey. A muffin top, something to poke and cuddle, that stuff.
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>>257346425
god damn cockbreath commie motherfucker.
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I want to hotdog Sheik's butt.
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>>257333568
>>
best mother and waifu
>>
>>
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>>257347012

I am so okay with this
>>
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>>257347026
Yeah but we're talking about butts, prove that she's got that ass and I'll back you up.
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>>257347456
Fucking Shadman . . .
>>
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>>257346956
This is so disgusting and horrible. Fucking fetishists ruining this girl's life. Fiction is fine, but actually gaining that much weight that fast is horrible on blood pressure and joints, not to mention body chemistry. Poor fucking kid.
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>>257347626
>Rosalina

BEEP BEEP BEEP
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>>257347456
While I agree, thats a meh pic.
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>>257347456
>>257344807
>>257343615
>>257343191
>>257342743
>>257342351

we know we know you're gay, now fuck off
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>>257347884
we know we know you're straight, now fuck off
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>>257347729
o no u didn't
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>>257347715
This is fucking disgusting.
>divot in belly button
>saggy cheeks and chin
>arm flaps

I'm actually angry that fat fetish is a thing now. Girl was a solid 9/10 and now she's a 0 for the sake of beta fetish fucks with self esteem issues.
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>>257327573
Go away Sakamoto
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>>257347728
I know right, how dare people live the way they want
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>>257347456
faggot
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>>257346947
you and me both but its never going to happen
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>>257325965
Lucario
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>>257347929
>I'm actually angry that fat fetish is a thing now.
>now
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>>257325965

Sheik. Athletic yet not super manly.
Second place, ZSS.
Because I'm a ass person
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>>257347456
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>>257347989
well the way they want to live is outright repulsive, and ,on top of that, its drastically shortening the time they have to live.

its a lose/lose no matter how you look at it. well, that is if you had an ounce of common sense
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>>257347407
I couldn't find one. RIP Fem Robin
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>>257347989
Yes, exactly. It damages the human race and the community by allowing self destructive fetishes to rule somebody's life to that extent. If somebody was a hardcore scat fetishist whose life was devoted to eating shit that would also be destructive. You can argue that Darwinism will take over and they'll be removed from the gene pool, but no. The internet trumps that shit. You fucking parasites reproduce, and you infect other people simply by validating somebody's existence when they offer to destroy themselves for your entertainment.

The only reason they want to live that way, when they could have literally at ANY other time in their life is because of sick fucks giving them attention. I know a girl who went through this shit. She needed multiple surgeries in her back and knees and she's still fucked up from the damage those assholes did.

>hurr but it was her choice

You're a dipshit and I hope you have heart disease.
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>>257348392
>ZSS

Thank you based god.
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>>257348402
I'm sure she's still alright, just not great for a butts thread.
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>one of the autists in the faggot Steam group linked the thread so they could spam gay shit
How pathetic~ Go make another husbando thread, babies.
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Breast/Hip/Butt Expansion > Big Butts/Breasts > Bellies > Flat with big hips > Thighjobs > Inflation >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat Fucks/Weight Gain
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>>257348602
Prove it.
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>>257348602
Proof

I want to laugh.
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>>257348313
Being fat isn't repulsive, and it doesn't drastically shorten the time they live. Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.
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>>257348085
Want some Lucario butt pics?
>>
I don't know about you guys, but I want to breed with Samus.
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>>257348763
You're literally retarded or just b8ing.
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>>257348805
I already have them all
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>>257348609
>Expansion/Inflation
aka "DRAW SPHERES ON GIRL"
aka the single most pleb and shit tier fetish

l
o
l
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>>257348891
>off by one

Damn
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>>257348763
There's fat and then there's body positivity fat.
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>>257326201
samus butt is so rude
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>>257348495
>"gaining 50 pounds ruins your life!"
>using anecdotes as part of an arguement
>being this mad
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>>257348602
I don't understand why some people are gay. Women are much more attractive than men.
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>>257348763
>>257348763
>people are fatter than ever
>lifespans keep going up

Don't even try to get them to prove you wrong, they can't and will implode trying.
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>>257348947
Aw.
Oh well, I already made an album with a few pics anyway.

http://imgur.com/a/rObme
>>
>tfw weight gain is one of your biggest fetishes
>but only when the gainer hates it or is at least embarrassed by it
Their shame arouses me.
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>>257348975
Better than footfuckers
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>>257348705
Aww schucks I got Luigi
Not bad but re rolling for best husbando
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>>257348763
Even the ancient Greeks recognized morbid obesity as disgusting. Even fucking Dionysus was fit. It reduces a male's fertility and it increases a woman's chance of miscarriage. It reduces survivability by weakening the heart.

In addition, fat deposits store sugar dramatically reducing the amount in the blood, making diabetes far more devastating and likely. Have you ever lost your breath going up a flight of stairs? Fatasses do every single time they go up and down one because their hearts can't beat as effectively.

You are an absolute moron if you believe there's no negative repercussions to being morbidly obese. And yes, the shit in your picture is morbidly obese. Having a BMI that fucking skewed is unhealthy.
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>>257348912
>can't retort
>insults instead
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>>257349083
I'm bisexual and I can confirm that you're wrong. Enjoy your fish scented genitals and extra fat deposits, I guess.
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>>257349083
If that was objectively true then women wouldnt be attracted to men.
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>>257348975
>DRAW SPHERES ON GIRL
Blame shit artists
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>>257349301

sauce on that?
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>>257349106
We have better medicine to keep the fat people alive.

were we to have the medical knowledge from 100 years ago, way more people would be dead.
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>>257349106
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090319224823.htm

You're so wrong it hurts. Lifespans increase because of medical care. Being fat requires you to get a LOT more medical care. You not only negatively impact yourself, you negatively impact your economy.

My fucking grandmother passed away this thanksgiving because of your shitty mentality. She wanted to see a doctor about her weight years ago but people said the same shit you did - Oh, life expectancy is going up, I read an article that said being fat is healthy, you don't have to worry about your heart.

My family has no fucking history of heart disease and she died of heart complications DIRECTLY related to her weight. How fucking dare you promote this shit.
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>>257349106
Any more Cherries? I lost track of her after she joined Big Cuties.

>>257349285
I never said being obese wasn't unhealthy. I simply stated the fact that being obese doesn't drastically shorten one's life span.
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>>257349328
Lucina? This won't do at all.
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>>257348739
I'll have the proof ready in an hour.
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>>257348763
>and it doesn't drastically shorten the time they live
Yeah, except those pesky things like heart disease, diabetes, and mobility issues.
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>>257349503
They aren't. Trust me on this. I've got experience.
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>>257349285
>being this analpained about what someone gets off to on fucking 4chan
>not just analpained about fetishes, but analpained about them in a thread dedicated to people picking their favorite butt in smash, with some people picking the male characters/their husbandos
You need to be laughed at. Badly.
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>>257349630
>no proof
wow
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>>257335851
>>257335096
Tumblr.
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>>257349579
Peer review disagrees 100%. It's as bad for you as a lifetime of smoking, shortening lifespan by up to 10 years.
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>>257349280
GODDAMMIT
COME ON
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>>257349423
I'm straight and I can confirm you're wrong. Enjoy your stinky shit covered dicks, hairy buttholes and gross male bodies.
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>>257349683
Even if I did agree to that, theres more to a good, fun, functioning relationship than looks. I dont see why I should care if women are supposedly more attractive if its not worth the tradeoff.
Women being cute isnt the reason the divorce rate is so damn high.
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>>257349106
correlation does not equal causation, retard.
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Fat/inflation/weight gain people are worse than fucking bronies. The thread started by talking about fit girls with nice butts. Not everybody likes whales who are physically incapable of being hygienic.
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>>257348041
You don't have to tear open the wound again, anon. It's not like it'll heal anyway.
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>>257349525
Look up azissmiss/AmatuerArt. curvage . org and dailymotion are good sources.

>>257349558
>moderate obesity takes off 3 years of expected life span
>"drastically shortens your life"
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>>257325965
More like

BEST SMASH IN BUTT

am I right /v/?
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What the fuck happened to this thread? I thought it was about fit smash girls and their asses.
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>>257349891
It's not high. You just think it is because you suffer from confirmation bias.
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>>257327727
>Also Kaa from Jungle Book gave me both a bondage and hypno fetish as a kid.
Scarlett Johansson voicing Kaa in the next version is going to be so many potential boners.
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>>257349809
There is a difference between being obese and morbidly obese. Maybe we're arguing about two different things here. Let me reiterate: Being up to moderately obese does not drastically reduce one's life expectancy.
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>>257349978
Picture on the right is practically Shit Was So Cash
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>>257350137
Much better
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>>257350129
Actually I think it is because Ive seen the numbers. Also, since most divorces happen to due a couple not working out, but not all bad couples break up, maybe due to money or the kids, it could be reasonably assumed that theres even more unhappy couples than there are divorces.
As far as Im concerned, nature fucked up.
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>>257349963
Here's a tip: don't get mad about it and go full sperg about it. Hate fuels fetish threads. Same goes for everything you don't like. Just ignore and it'll go away.
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>>257348763
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
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>>257350137
>Bigger tits and ass
Nice
>Removing the beauty mark
You inhuman monster
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>>257350137
>Giving Samus itty bitty titties to make her relatable to feminists

Eat shit and die.
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>>257349930
So you don't deny the VERY high correlation between fatness and scientific/medical breakthroughs?

You're just going to hide behind "no causation?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMyyG_cIRlA&
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>>257350256
It fucked up when it made you, that's for sure.
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>>257350239
Morbid obesity is 20 pounds over obese. A BMI of 34 or more is morbidly obese. Even obesity at a BMI of 32 can cause permanent damage to the heart and blood vessels, and you still don't address the very real dangers of fatty deposits of sugars in the body that take a very long time to go away and offset hormone and chemical balances in the bloodstream.

I'm not just talking about BMI though, lean body mass should never have over 40 pounds of fat on it, after that level you run into serious issues in terms of more easily damaged joints and nerves. Being fat makes literally everything harder to do, it is not a good lifestyle.
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>fat fetishists
i hate every single one of you
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>>257350427
>every one of these girls looks like trash
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>>257350491
I got the better deal out of it.

Why are you hanging out on a board filled with men if you like women so much anyway.
Have fun digging through the trash to find one women you think is cute, find out how annoying she is, and watch your life fall apart.
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>>257350137
Brighter hair.
Yellow details turned purple to match the outfit.
Bigger breasts.
No mole.

I like it.
I like it a lot.
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>>257350528
Keep crying, it only gives more incentive to put more fat. Simply to make you cry like the sperg you are.
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>>257350598
Let me guess, you like futa.

Son, if you like flat chests and dicks, it means you're gay. Wake up.
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contrubitin
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>>257350805
>i'm not fitting in because i'm being retarded
>i want to be cool, what should i do?
>i know!
>i'll be even MORE retarded!
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>>257350814
But anon, I hate dicks.
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Holy shit you guys are seriously going full autismo, and here I thought nighttime /v/ had begun to come back. You guys ruined the shit out of this thread by sperging the fuck out about the singular fag posting fat chicks.

Good job.
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>>257350598
Lucina is the best DFC of the game and she is such a top tier DFC too.
I swear she is so fucking perfect.
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>>257350923
You've done your country good.
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>>257350979
Eternal September
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>>257350947
Isn't that what you're doing right now. A regular human being would simply ignore or walk away from the situation, rather than jumping into the pig's pen and whining that pigs shouldn't laze around in the mud.
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>>257350513
We're not talking about what you deem to be a 'good lifestyle' (fun fact: a lot of fat fetishes actually enjoy the idea of routine things becoming more difficult as people get fatter), we're discussing whether or not being obese will drastically reduce one's life expectancy, which no one has been able to prove. Unless you consider 3 years a 'drastic reduction.'
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ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=192mLlOBzvE
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>>257350681
You say all these things to try and sound superior, but at the end of the day I know you suck cock and that's all I need to feel better than you.
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>>257347715
>puts on 80 pounds
>tits stay same size
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>>257351370
So do women and you seem to like them just fine.
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>All these fucking people who responded to the most obvious bait.

How the fuck can you be so stupid?
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>>257351279
Honestly both are retarded.
Hard work is only practical when the benefits it provides have a practical and utilized use.
Getting pumped and strong and fit is pointless if you are not using that somehow for your job or to mate for a hobby, which I guess if you like lifting then that is your hobby so it makes sense for them but otherwise if you don't actually enjoy doing that then doing it is retarded and kind of like an addiction just as bad as the people that can't help eating so much they can't walk up some stairs without getting tired.

True perfect balance is working enough to be healthy and no more.
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>>257351208
Not him but that's not what happened though. Some fat fag came in and ruined a perfectly good ass thread. Your logic is like saying if some asshole comes into your house and shits on your dinner table while you're having dinner with your family you should dip your drumstick in it.
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Butt what does arguing about fat have to do with video games?
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>>257350772

am I the only one who likes the beauty mark? I like things like freckles and the odd mole or dimples, makes faces look less plain.
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>>257351564
That's the sign of good bait. When people know it's fucking bait but reply to it anyway. A lot of master baiters on this board nowadays.
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>>257351475
Women are meant to do it, dummy.
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>>257351913
Its not fair that they get to have all the fun.
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>>257351862
you're actually in the majority.

children think it's a mole.
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>>257351825
That's an ass, Dandy. It can't answer you, all it can do is fart and shit.
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