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Don't mind me, just improving controllers.

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Don't mind me, just improving controllers.
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>accidentally hit the middle button everytime
>EVERY TIME
>not a single moment goes by that Z isnt hit
>NOT A SINGLE MOMENT
op is a faggot who should NEVER EVER design controllers.
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>all those accidental button presses just waiting to happen

Yeah nah, would you kindly kill yourself?
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>>257012908
THIS!!!!
10/10 post. This guy is 100% right.
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Nah, I would always accidentally hit it
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Brilliant, somebody hire this man.
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Why don't you put the d-pad there too, you fuck?
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>>257012734
i dont understand why they went back to the plus formation
the gamecube was provably better because you could actually hit more than two buttons at once without going claw mode

one or two in the middle with curved ones around it is so much better than 4 circles placed next to each other
buttons dont need to be fucking circles, it leaves so much dead space between them
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>>257013047
>>257013028
>>257012931
>>257012908

You guys are stupid, you would have your thumb on Z by default so you'd know where the other buttons were placed.
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>>257012734
You're supposed to rest your thumb there, you astronomical cocksleeve.
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>>257013285
>you could actually hit more than two buttons at once

How on Earth can you not hit more than two buttons with the diamond layout?

Hell, you can hit all of them with your thumb. The fuck is wrong with your thumb?
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>>257013330
What about the analogs
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>>257013047
>>257012931

dunno, if the Z button was more flat than the others or just feels different i dont think you would press it by accident
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>>257012734
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>>257013285

People cry when you deviate from the norm even if it's an improvement, just look at this thread.

>>257013389

You press your thumb down when you're resting it?
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>>257013614
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>257013524

You mean thumb sticks?
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>>257012734
What if I want to hit B+X or Y+A with my thumb at the same time?
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>>257012734
I never got why there was never a controller wIth six face buttons and four top buttons.
You had one job Microsoft
also both sticks go below dpad and face buttons so you can claw grip both if need be you retards goddamn how can you faggots actually prefer asymmetric designs I hate you so much fuck
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>>257013614
Is this the WOOOOOOW button?
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>>257013614
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>257013614
>playing game
>accidentally press power button in the middle of all the main buttons
nigga are you even trying?
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>>257013801
yes. Am I the only one who rests their thumb there?
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>>257013614
truly revolutionary
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>>257013980
thats literally the joke you fucking dip
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>>257013614
improved.
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>>257013204
Good idea
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>>257014116
reminds me of the gbc
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>>257013631
No, like this.
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>>257014132
>tfw i can finally fap to every game but dual analog fps
Update this to make my life complete
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>>257014132
now place both triggers on a diagonal
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I would accidentally hit that button all the time.

No seriously, ALL THE TIME. And I have pretty small fingers.
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why do controllers just let your other fingers sit there dead on the handles?
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>>257013614
the power button has the x function
and all the other buttons turn off the power
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>>257014226
who did you steal this console from
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>>257014226
>black
THIS EXPLAINS MORE THAN IT SHOULD
>inb4 >>>/pol/you know im right
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>>257013614
>>257014068
>>257014116

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>257014116
Here, this one will be easier to use.
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>>257013614
This reminds me of the DS Phat.
>Playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
>Want to go up
>Press POWER button by mistake
>Lose so much progress
I was mad.
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>>257014226

>Sonyggers
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>>257012734
But the human eye can't even see more than 4 buttons.
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>>257014294
Your muscle memory must have alzheimer's.This is perfect.
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>>257014305
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>>257014510
Nah, it's really hard to do that. You must've been multitasking a shit ton to mess up that badly.

Fun Fact: Mystery Dungeon eventually broke my L button.
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>>257013834
You should stop playing soulcalibur without shortcut buttons on the shoulders, then.
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Is there an analog PS3 controller that uses this layout?
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>>257014305
I'm not sure, N64's the only controller with a button on the back as far as I know and it worked out well.
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>>257014482
STOP
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>>257013614
designed a whole controller with your idea.

i think youre hired, by uncle works for nintendo btw
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>>257014305

The Steam controller was going to do this.
I've got no idea what the fuck Valve is playing at now though.
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>>257014226
WHEN'S MAHVEL
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>>257014704

You can get this on the N64 if you turn it approximately 45 degrees to the right.
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This face buttons where the answer years ago.
Your thumb can reach 3 buttons if it needed.

The rest it's shit tough.
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>>257012734
>>257013330
>>257013614
>>257014068
Fuck you guys, I had a stomach ache and I laughed so hard I puked a little.
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>>257014704

All I can think of with that layout is arcade sticks and the Saturn controller.
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>>257014804
>start is left and off is right

YOU MONSTER FRISBEE
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>>257014804

Brilliant.
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>>257014650
your controller is wearing pants.
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>>257014871
>3 buttons at the same time
>SSB has 2 of those buttons do the same thing

Bravo, Sakurai.

But this gives me an idea to change Y to special attack.
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>>257013504
>without going claw mode
meaning leaving your thumb resting on the main button youre going to use you could rock your thumb in a direction to hit x or b without removing your thumb from a
if you try to split the distance youre going to miss presses and get blisters, especially from pressing a, because like every fucking game is designed around one main button youre going to need to be pressing far more than the others

buttons are never used equally, controllers shouldnt be designed like they are
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>>257014704

There's a controller that uses that layout with a stick. The stick uses microswitches though so it's not an analog controller.
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>>257014804
>start on the left
YOU TURBONIGGER
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>>257014976

The cake was delicious!
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best controllers of all time coming through
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>>257014871

>Playing anything other than platformers, smash, or adventure games on that
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>>257015090
Controls have been customizable since Brawl
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>>257013614
Dean you're a madman
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>>257015217

That bottom controller is fucking terrible. How are you supposed to use Smash attacks in Melee?

Top controller's aight though.
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>>257015217
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>>257015090
Nigga, playing Megaman X with that shit it's almost awesome.

>Y to fire
>A to jump
>L to dash

And that fucking Dpad but whatever.
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>>257015252
I know but I was just having fun.

>>257015217
>Buttons on the back not both Z buttons

You fucked up.
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>this thread
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>>257015217
Did you know you can play Halo with the d-pad instead of the left stick?
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>>257014226
HA HA NIGGER ! GO BACK TO playing video games and having a comfy time my fellow human being YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>257015095

How the fuck is 1 wrong?

Are you that incompetent that you can't manage a simple action of pressing multiple buttons by merely shifting your thumb slightly?
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>>257014804
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>>257013614
Thanks for the laugh.
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Here's your controller, my dude!
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>>257015217
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>>257012734
Or you can do the Sega Saturn configuration and have two extra buttons and none of them get accidentally pressed.
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>>257015217
keep in mind that you could lay ingame functions also on a dpad. so the top controller wouldnt be that bad. would be the same controller like every other, just using the dpad as action buttons.

plus you could switch it all over - having the action buttons on the left dpad instead of the right. if youre left handed..
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>>257015849
That looks relatively OK
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What's it going to take for six face buttons to come back?
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>>257015889
>having screens where your thumbs would go
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What if we designed a controller similar to a George Foreman grill? Put a tray at the bottom that catches grease and cheeto dust, keeping your controller nice and clean.
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>>257015629
It's not that you can't do it, it's that the Gamecube layout is easier. You have your thumb on up to 3 buttons at once without it being difficult, and can move between the other three much easier.
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>>257015164
FREEZEE POPPPPPPPP
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>>257012734
Fucking terrible
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Why Z? Why not C?
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>>257015889
fuck off, Gabe
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>>257015849
I'll use this one.
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>>257014804
2/10
where is the doug button?
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>>257015889

What is this, a controller for smartphones?
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>implying this isn't the best controller ever made for a lefty
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>>257015663
STAND BACK. WE'RE GOING IN DEEP.
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>>257016107
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>>257016107
Jesus Christ
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Try hitting all of them at the same time.
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>>257016204
>Spider button

YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THERE
YOU SACK OF SHIT
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>>257016204
What does the skull button do? Poison you?
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>>257016107
>analog face buttons
Actually intriguing.
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>>257016216
>>257016278
>>257016340
It's for racing games.
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>>257016204
Let's see how autistic /v/ really is.
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>>257016204
Doug button motherfucker
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>>257015949
Try designing one with two sticks, d-pad, two sets of shoulder buttons, start, select and home/power without making it Xbox huge or the buttons tiny as fuck.
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>>257015949
I dunno, but I have no idea why they disappeared. I mean, shit, it's not like we can't just have auxiliary buttons. I say we add another more triggers and 2 more face buttons to modern controllers and call it a day. Also We should have a sort of 3DS controller, with the controller part on the bottom and the touch screen on the top, so you can navigate menus and do other stuff with the touchscreen.
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>>257015629
because the right side of your thumb joint isnt nearly as meaty as the rest of your finger unless you weigh like 300 pounds, and its gonna hurt if you need to repeatedly press a
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>>257014226
Thumbnail looks like a dick.
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>>257016391
I can see that

Doesn't make it any less of an abomination
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£36.82 on Amazon UK
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>>257016334
It allows your skeleton to play 2P
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>>257016204
>no slow button
i know at least one of you niggers has that fucking controller, you know my pain
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I want a controller with sega saturn buttons, a good d-pad and as comfy as a 360 controller.
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>>257013614
>Nintendo's next gen handheld
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>>257016396
>A on the bottom
>X on top
Yeuch
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>op posts his idea for button layout
>everyone mocks or ridicules him
this is a far cry from the /v/ i remember
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>>257016396
DEEPER!
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>>257016510
>Cross
>not X
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>>257016396
Why would you not switch the Y and X as well? Now it's useless to either setup
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>>257016519
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>>257016396
Switched the triggers for added confusion.
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>>257016638

How are you supposed to douger with only a doug button
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>>257016636
Really?

It sounds exactly like /v/ to me

Especially since his idea is shit
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>>257016440
It's milimetres you are working with here, it can be done easy. If you adjust the spacing and size of the buttons by fractions of millimetres it adds up and you've managed to fit it in easily.
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>>257015095
you cannot possible hit b and Y or B and X at the same time, whereas on a wii u controller it is possible to hit any combination of 2 buttons at the same time, even ones across from each other
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>>257016638
I don't need to ask what the doug button does this time. It powers the system down.
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>>257016638
What does the Doug button do?
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>>257013614
imagine playing Monster Hunter with this layout
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>>257016638
No, no, no. You'll never be able to hit it down there.
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>>257016638
>>257016716
Where the share/like buttunz at?
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>>257016396
>>257016204

GUYS

GUYS

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT THE SPIDER AND SKELLY BUTTONS

AT THE SAME TIME
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>>257014804
just added a new convenient function!
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>>257016716
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>257014068
>the controller is lava
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>>257016889
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>>257016889
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>Doug button is power button
>Power buttons Dougs
Oh fuck, guys.
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>>257016932
Resex hard drive? Sounds lewd.
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>>257016932
why is there an ugly fingernail on the reset hard drive button?
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>>257017035
THEN WHICH ONE GOES FASTER?
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>>257016810
> Have a neat concept hindered by poor execution
> Insist that the poor execution is good and that others are casuals.
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>>257014871

>D pad is completely useless
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>>257016889
Obviously it's a debugger
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NOW WE'RE TALKING.
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You've forgotten one thing.
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>le barfing girl
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>>257016772
if that was the case fox and falco would be impossible to play in melee because of how much of their play involves shorthop neutral lasers
you can, you can even do it without moving off of a, it just requires you to shift your grip up
which is admittedly not optimal, not saying the gamecube was perfect, just that its WAY better than the plus which has been shitty since the snes
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>>257017124
ALL OF THEM
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>>257016479
you spend too much time on 4chan

I thought so too ;___;
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>>257016978
>>257017031

Needs more skelly spiders.
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>>257017290
>>257017337
LITERALLY HOW
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>>257015236
>playing console fps
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>>257017347

That's... Kinda neat. What are the additional buttons?
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>>257017337
>Dreamcast style cable
FUCK
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To be fair, OP wasn't completely wrong. Button layout could be changed to fit in 5th/6th buttons, but the diamond style is the only one being made. I feel like controller layout is one of the most stifled areas of video games.
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>>257017351
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>>257017290
What does the button do? Install viruses? Call the cops on you? Give you boners you don't want?
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>>257017567
Yes.
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cash.
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>>257017347
Triple trigger should be a standard in gamepads
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>>257017567
Makes you rationalize

I-It wasn't illegal if i was also 13
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>>257016636
I think you meant to type the opposite of what you just typed.
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>>257016772
Y and B is very possible. X + Y and X + B are the tougher ones. An updated GC controller would be best. The diamond layout is no better for fighting games than the GC one. Both pretty much need clawing for high execution games.
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>>257017425
theyre probably programmable to face buttons
i have one like it with buttons on the back, it licks nutsack
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>>257017668
Nigga that's a bop-it
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>>257017509

>DS4 could have had pentagon/hexagon buttons and L4/R4 buttons for the middle fingers
>Instead we got a touch pad which is always uncomfortable to use
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>>257017727
TWIST-IT
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>>257016340
analog face buttons are on the normal ps2/3 controller though
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Don't worry guys, I got it.
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>>257017835
AND THIS IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
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>>257012734
I keep my thumb in the centre and rock it over the buttons, this would make me hit Z constantly. Unless it takes lots of force to press though
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>>257014704
I feel like some TurboGrafx consoles used this layout, with Roman numerals
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>>257017817
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>>257017835
>changing the shoulder buttons again
FUCK
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>>257017835
We need consitency here, you're missing the cable and [email protected] button for starters
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>>257016204
> turbo power button
No reaction image can convey how hard I'm laughing right now
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>>257012734
disgusting how am I suppose to do combos on this lay out? Not everyone has small fingers like you do OP.
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>>257017835

>"spider" button
>6 legs and 2 antennae
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>>257014650
I had one of those. Once you got the hang of it, it actually worked pretty damn well. You could aim and press buttons at the same without that slight pause while you switch between the two
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>>257018074
Add this subtle improvement to the list
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why isn't the wire coming out of the side of the controller, come on guys
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>>257018031
The cord should come out from the front on the handle.
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>>257016554
Wii U pro comes pretty damn close.
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>>257018171
It's an ant button.
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>>257018201
didn't mean to quote
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>>257013330
>designs controller
>gets negative consumer feed back
>calls consumer stupid
i can see he's gonna be a great designer
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I think we need an N64 style analog stick in the middle.
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>>257013614
You are a monster.
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>>257018452

We've gone so much deeper than that at this point.
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>>257018289
>It's not a button
>It's a cap
>Pressing any button on the controller will randomly cause the cap to open and millions of ants to pour out of the controller
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fixed the buttons
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Mash this
>>257017835
With this
>>257018031
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>>257018289
>>257018554
No, it's an indicator light. It lights up when you have a call from the ant village.
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>>257015095
How do you press red and either grey?
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>>257014714
Wiimote and nunchuck both had one.
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>>257014704
You could try this. DirectInput PC controllers also work on PS3.
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>>257017806
>ZONK
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>>257018592
>dick button
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>>257018672
>Skellington button lights up when you get a call from Skeleton Village

NO PLZ
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How about this?
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>>257018592
>No subscribe button
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>>257018201
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>>257018847

No, we need the cord coming out of a power button.
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>>257015889
I can only imagine how /v/ would react If this was posted before the steam controller was ever announced
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>>257018847
perfect
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>>257018847
The controller should include grooves and indents that you can stuff the wires in so it loops all the way around the controller and back for no reason.
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>>257014132
NOW we're talking!
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NEEDS MORE JOYSTICKSQ
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>>257018951
Straight out the front of the controller, below the d-pad.
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>>257018951
That actually makes sense.

in a way
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>>257018946
Looks like you strap this one to your head.
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>>257018737
>six face buttons
Why? Why don't the "experts" do this? I'm sick of using the same buttons for five things
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>>257018681
the gamecube layout isnt very accurate, im just a shitty artist with nerve damaged hands
your thumb should be at a different angle, youre usually able to hit it with your thumb joint and tab the other with the tip of your thumb
id take a picture if i had a camera, it works fine
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>>257018786
>Skeleton village calls
>"M-maybe it's a relative's skeleton, they wouldn't want to scare me!'
>Pick up the phone
>[SPOOKY XYLOBONE INTENSIFIES]
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>>257016441
>I have no idea why they disappeared

Patents, I bet.
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>>257018951
WHICH POWER BUTTON?
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>>257016440
>Xbox huge
But the Xbox has a good sized controller unless you have manlet hands.

And nothing surpases the handle and trigger areas of the 360. The bumpers are pretty bad, but for just holding it the 360 is pretty goddamn comfortable. Only the DS4 can even come close to being as comfy
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>>257014871
Yes but not the B and X button at the same time or the B and Y button at the same time.

Also on a dual shock i can press 4 buttons at the same time with my thumb, 3 at once no matter which ones, 2 at once no matter which.

Your turn gaycubefag
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>>257019132
ALL OF THEM
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>>257019132

ALL OF THEM
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>>257019132
ALL OF THEM
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4 buttons is a scientific necessity you fucking retards.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11515286

>The magical number 4 in short-term memory: a reconsideration of mental storage capacity.
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>>257019132
THE ENTIRETY
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I've designed a new controller. You see, it offers just the necessities, these necessities being the buttons and analog sticks, in order to cut down on production costs. This is innovation. This is the future.
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>>257019198
>>257019207
>>257019209
ALL OF THEM
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guise this thing isn't ergonomic enough
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>>257019198
>>257019207
>>257019209

ALL OF THEM-mind
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>>257019132
A cord coming from each one of them
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>>257013181
>Game that requires you to hit the Z button to breathe
>Never able to set down the controller until you turn the game off or your character will asphyxiate
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>>257013614
fuck my keyboard had a power button right next to wasd. I dont usually rage but after about the 10th time of powering my computer down in middle of a game I stabbed that fucker with a survival knife until the power button was in pieces
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>>257019198
>>257019207
>>257019209
>>257019264
THEN THE CONSOLE MUST HAVE TOO MANY PORTS TO COUNT
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>>257019313
BRO
THE CONTROLLER
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>>257019091
Because Microsoft copied Nintendo and Sony's layout instead.
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Made some improvements on my own.
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>>257016442
Grow sum hands chum
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>>257019360
No, all the cords combine into a singled cord.
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>>257019360

IF THE VITA CAN HANDLE THAT MANY PORTS THEN SO CAN WE

ALL OF THEM
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Rate me. Grips are not final, was going to be my controller for a console I wanted to make, but /v/ dashed that idea.
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>>257019327
ALL OF THEM
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>>257019360
AND EACH CORD ONLY WORKS IN ONE PORT

AND THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL WHICH PORT
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>>257018945
>no analog stick
Come on anon, it's the future of gaming.
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>>257019360
They all combine into one wire
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
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Here's the version introduce near the end of the console's life to appeal to next-gen technology.
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>>257019313
needs a share shameful porn trigger on the left
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>>257019472
>scroll wheel triggers
mite b cool
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>>257019401
Shit, almost forgot the chord
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>>257019510
NOT EVEN COLOR? DEAR GOD.
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>no DLC buttons
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>>257019570
I-is that a fleshlight?
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>>257019598
Shit, almost forgot the picture!
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the cords are for grip
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>>257019661
I'll push your dlc button in a minute, mister.
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>Not embracing the Dual Shock 5 wholeheartedly
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>>257019525
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>>257015849
>Thrustmaster
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>>257017290
>doug button
>no faster button
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> This whole thread
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More ergonomic.
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>>257013389

Guess what's a way the fuck better spot to rest your thumb in? The fucking EMPTY spot in the middle of the four buttons. Empty spot that you cannot press by accident because nothing is in there.
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>>257019718
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>>257019661

PRRRRRRRRROMOTIONS
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>>257019848
>not even ribbed for her pleasure
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The skull button just makes your skeleton remind you he exists.
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HERE IT IS NOW WITH COLORS IN IT.
YOU CAN'T HAVE A GOOD CONTROLLER WITHOUT SOME TONE INTO IT
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>>257019718
MORE OBTRUSIVE CORDS
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>>257019581
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>>257019879
>Those triggers
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>>257019848
> your supposed to put the center handle of the Nintendo 64 controller in your mouth and work the joystick with your tongue

It all makes sense now
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>>257019848
>Pushing the analog stick doubles as a lotion dispenser
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>>257019920
We had to sacrifice the ribbing to allow for wireless connectivity.
You can get a ribbing grip for only $40, though.
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>>257019848
I wonder if they'll ever make a dildo controller that makes you play games with anal orgasms
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why not just grey out half of the essential buttons and have an unlock buttons DLC button with a slot next to it for a season pass
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QUICK, we need a fan, built inside the controller, to "cool" the player's hands and face. It's GENIUS.

We can cut down on the grill between the hands and the fans for production cost.
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>>257012734
>play megaman X
>IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE TO DASH WHILE JUMPING AND CHARGING WITHOUT HITTING Z
No.
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>>257019954
>not exclusive limited rainbow collector's edition to show your lgbtbbq pride
czech your privilege.
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>>257019969
>>
>no lights yet
step the fuck up, /v/
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Needs a touchscreen on the underside.
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>>257019879
all i could see was a head
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>>257019954
Thanks doc
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>>257020095
Lights would require shading; this bad boy isn't even colored yet.
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>>257020095
We've already got an ant light and a skeleton light. What other lights would you need?
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>>257019984
>push left trigger button down
>"jeez why does dave always carry a controller around with him these days while constantly sweating?"
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>>257019954
No it needs to be in transparent plastic so you can see the inside
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>>257020095

BITCH, EVERY POWER BUTTON IS A LIGHT
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>>257015949
>H
>cup
>Z
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>>257020162
Deepest Lore
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>>257019875
That's exactly what I said, you mong. Go back to kindergarten and learn how to read properly.
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>>257019969
what
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>>257020162
>BUTTONS FOR THE BUTTON GOD

>>257020095
The X and B buttons light up. Nothing else does, though.
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>>257020197

This. Afterglow that shit.
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>>257019459
>>257019459
L-like this, sempai?
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>>257016107
What game needs a macho button?
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>>257019472
I'd give it a go.
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>>257020197
>the inside is full of baby spiders
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>>257019969
dont even have an image reaction for this
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>Not using an arcade stick
Casuals, all of you.
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>>257020201
STROBE LIGHTS
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>>257020301
No, A B and X light up, Y is designed to look like it should light up, but does not.
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>>257020374

You have done well, anon. I am proud of you.
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>>257020374
Not thick and stiff enough
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>>257013330
yeah, don't ever design controllers
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>>257020421
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>>257019969
posting bug i guess
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>>257020017
I'd play all day long.
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>>257019954
Thanks doc
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>>257016021
>You have your thumb on up to 3 buttons at once
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

Unless you have fucking hulk fingers, your thumb is generally pressing two buttons.

On 1. You can easily shift your thumb between two phases. Y/B and X/A. This is the best possible control method for face buttons. It allows you to easily press two buttons with comfort without you having to squish your thumb halfway on two buttons.

GC Layout is fucking disconnected as fuck. I swear every other button hates the B buttons.
You only have the A/B combination for B and Y and X want nothing to do with it.

Rarely will games throw sitations for you to use B with Y, but classic games and many new games on games with the diamond face style generally use the Y/B Method of control.

Snes did it for it's Mario games, N64's B/A was the same fashion, Alot of games use Square/Cross in that fashion for Action/Attack, XBOX with X/A. GC is a heap of shit and it's face button only adheres to people who use 1 buttons (OCCASIONALLY TWO) at a time. It's not comfortable to play a 2D Platformer on a GC controller because it's setup is ugly.

Not sure if you gathered, but I don' like horizontally sliding my thumb over buttons, I like resting my thumb and thumbjoint over Y/B.
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>>257019525
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>>257020397
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>>257014482
lol holy shit
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>>257016510
So, like, ten dollars?
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>>257019848
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>>257020374
Jesus, using the Gamecube bongos would be easier to use than this
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>>257020095
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>>257020505
So would you wrap your cord around the controller vertically or horizontally?
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>>257013614
>>
>tfw a member of the claw masterrace
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>>257020769
More like 55 dollars.
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>>257020840

Both. Criss-cross patterns.
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>>257020834
>incoming call from Skeleton and Ant villages!
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>>257019594
>>257019594
Thanks, how do the stick position look to you? Does the controller need to be changed at all? You know, I don't feel like giving up on my console dream just yet, just because a few people say they want PC and PC only, doesn't mean they all do.
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>>257020834
You're a monster
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>>257020834
HOLY SHIT.
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>>257020961

>press Jason button
>SHAAAAAAAAAAAUN comes out

Fucking thing is busted, I swear.
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>>257020834
>release to email porn to grandma
I chuckled.
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>>257020095
lights are placed for maximum convenience of course.
>>
>no Play, Fast Forward, Rewind, Stop, Pause buttons
IT'S LIKE YOU AREN'T EVEN TRYING
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>>257020964
Armored Core forced me into learning the claw.

never going back to the the old way again
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I think I found something
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>>257018193
i second this anecdote about that goofy trigger controller, I had one for PS2 and it was good for timesplitters
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>>257016440
Done. Move the start and back buttons as needed.
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>>257021159
>raised A button
Genius.
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The controller has a big touch screen with all the buttons, you have to make it read your fingerprints when you start the console to use it, and only you will be able to use it, it works only with D batteries, has dpads instead of analog sticks and the parts that aren't touch screens are made of glossy black plastic.
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>>257020834
but what does the doug button do
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>>257021149

We're designing controllers, not TV remotes.
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>>257020374

go deeper, anon
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>>257013614
only the dead can know peace from these accidental power downs
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>>257021006
>day 1 controller stops working cause one of the cords gets ripped out.
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>>257014704
The Madcatz fightpad does this.
Then again you're supposed to have your hand on the top like you would on an arcade stick.
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>>257021203
god the redesigned Xbox hueg controller is perfection
Why did they remove the black and white buttons?
they could have kept them along with the bumpers
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>>257021327
Amazon Fire /v/ edition
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>>257021256
>c instead of X
jesus christ
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>>257021159
The entire middle stick should be the main way to move in the games, not just that dinky little thing in the middle. I should work like Bop-it, essentially.
>>
Real talk, what would you guys want in a modern controller? What if it had a tiny touchscreen the size of the DS's in the center? Should it have 4 buttons in the center under the start and select buttons?
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>>257021360
It should also plug in the back of the console.
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>>257021360
Now that's just pure fucking torture, I LIKE IT.
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So... are we ever going to get Ultra versions of these?
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>>257021360
>actual cord leght
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>>257021360
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>>257021441
>perfection
>those start/select buttons
>that dpad
>that giant waste of space in the middle
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>>257016810
Is Freedom Unite playable with a keyboard? I want to emulate it but I don't have a controller.
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>>257021327
>We're designing controllers not telephones
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FUCK
YOUR
CONTROLLERS
AND
YOU
WSAD FAGS

ARROW KEYS MASTER RACE
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>>257012908
Improve the spacing between buttons
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I just want to state for the record, there are times I wonder why I browse this website.

Every now and then though, a thread comes along where OP gets shat on so hard that I cant help but laugh until I'm in tears.

I love you guys. I'll never stop loving you fucking losers.
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>>257021149
Don't hate on the media buttons, anon. I don't have to Alt-Tab to change music or take my hands off the controller.
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>>257021814
Imagine being a teenager in the 70s and seeing your mom trying to make a call with one of these
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>>257021795
It's kinda manageable, but not really
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>>257021814

That fucking controller.
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>>257021864
Fuck, why don't I do this?

Oh that's right, because I'm right handed. If only someone were to design a gaming keyboard with all of that shit on the left side instead.
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>>257016035
>>257015164
>>257014976
You guys are fucking retarded
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>>257021903
if you love me that much, would you consider letting me putting my dick into your delicate mouth?
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>>257021510

Yeah definitely
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>>257021864
>not using the numpad
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>>257021864
>set alarms for bedtime and morning gaming
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>>257014704
they should totaly do this
my dream is a controler with 6 face buttons , dual analogs and sholder BUTTONs
cause fuck triggers
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>>257021814
Super controller needs a full number dial pad.
One of the numbers is secretly a power button at any given time and each button press randomly changes the power button to a different number.
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Why aren't there triggers on the front of the controller? Also what is wrong with all of you, still having a D-pad in the time of touchpad innovation with controllers like the steam controller one.
Seriously, get with it.
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>>257017672
I loved the Onza. I just wish they didn't kill themselves.
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>>257022281
get rid of the cord and add a sync button
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>>257022123
only if you like having your dick in some guy's mouth
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Here's your joystick, bro
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>>257021864
so you play with your right hand, palm facing up?
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Someoe should do a collage of all of the gamepads here and name it "/v/ designs a controller"
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>>257021149
This would actually be a good idea since some games take fucking ages during animations or when you're forced to do some inane shit like walking to a distant place
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I think I've cracked it, guys.
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>>257022449
so you can post it on reddit later?
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>>257021139
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>>257022164
take the analog stick and make it like a slider lightswitch thing that you have to slide up and down with your thumb
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>>257022449

This isn't the first time /v/ has designed a controller, and it probably won't be the last.
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>>257015236

>Playing ANYTHING on that
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>>257022560
Of course!
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>>257021360
>that cable
>welcome to hell
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>>257022523
Where's the forgivable porn button?
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>>257022569
NIGGA WHATS CHINESE FOR A?
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>>257022569
What does the "Doug" button do?
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>>257021864
>2014
>using keyboards or controllers
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>>257022569
where is the button to turn on/off the tv? mute? volume? channel?
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>>257022712
teaches you how to dougie
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>>257022712
It Dougs
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Is there anything similar to this available for the PlayStation 4?
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>>257022369
Done.
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>>257022712
Turns off the system
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>>257022643
Well, congratulations! You got yourself a collage! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
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>>257022827
>dat antenna
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>>257022712
http://www.manualslib.com/manual/65977/Hasbro-Doug-Electronic-Lcd-Game-60-036.html?page=8#manual
What doesn't it do?
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Jesus Christ, this thread

Well done v, you have just made my fucking day
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>>257018554
so the other one is a skull cap?
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>>257022984
>v
the fuck is v?
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>>257021864
mfw a game doesn't let you use numpad or home/end/delete/etc...
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