>dad walks in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veN zrIn04O4

>>256891254
>hey son what are you doing sucking PENIS again?

>>256891254
>Beethoven walks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb0UmrCXxVA

You win OP. What game?

>>256891450
>scroll
>/v/ memes
Christ

>>256891254


Holy shit what the motherfuck is that

This really does take the cake in "Dad walks in" situations.

>>256891254
Wow that would be extremely bad. lmao

The word "dinner" now sounds ridiculous to me now, almost as bad as supper

>>256891807
>Dad waks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTvgW2LpEfc

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>>256891254

>>256891254
>Infinite Undiscovery

Fuck that game. I didn't think voice acting can fuck up a game so bad but it did

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>>256892072
>some people in this thread will actually walk in on their sons in this situation years from now
>we were just hoping to plan a fun game with our son

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>Sister wants RPG for Christmas.
>Buy her FFX-2
>She plays it in front of our entire extended family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mAo3futq94

>>256891964
>Sits down

>>256892361

It'll probably be two player in the future.

>>256892523
No he doesn't he asks you why you don't out and find a real girlfriend.

>>256891254
Are ya winnin son?

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>Dad walks in

http://youtu.be/ldz3xbl70tM?t=2m1s

>>256892370
but it's ok when a gril does it anon

>>256891964
YA WINNIN'?

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>>256891807

>feelio when I was playing through that exact scene with my brother watching

trigger warning OP

>>256892867
meant to reply to
>>256891912

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>>256892370
>FFX-2

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>>256892676
oh my dear lord

It's like a dying bird

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>Just started Skyward Sword
>Dad walked in
>Started reading Zelda's dialogue out loud and only hers
>Now I can only think of her having my Dad's voice when she speaks

>playing a shooter
>dad walks in
>"you want to go shoot some real guns?"
So we went to a range.
>playing Ace Combat
>dad walks in
>"you want to get a pilots license?"
our city doesn't have a municipal airport

>>256892969
I read that as fellatio

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>Mom walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi96ucB7ZdI

>>256893246
So what will happen when he walks in on the sex simulator?

>you want to penetrate me?

>>256892370
Why did Yuna turned from a shy summoner to a pop diva? what the hell
that said ffx-2 was my first FF

>>256893246

he's just softening you up for when he asks you to suck his dick

>>256892370
I actually really enjoyed this game ;_;

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>>256893446
>ffx-2
>first ff

>>256893412
>>256893461
Will do both.

>>256893621
In my defense i bought it thinking it was exactly like ffx wich i heard good things from.....boy i was wrong

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>>256892370

I don't even give a fuck, I love that song in English and I don't know why.

>playing KH2
>dad walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNKxU9eSrNg

>roommate walks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jioUyKXR2U4

>>256894101
I'd judge you for playing a stupid dynasty warriors type game

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>>256891254
>dad walks out
>never comes back

>>256894028
playing kingdom hearts in general makes you look like a pathetic little faggot

>>256891254
So /v/, your mom walks in during this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JBEDF9DrSRY
What happens?

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>dad walks out on us

>>256894346
>playing kingdom hearts in general makes you look like a pathetic little faggot
QFT

>>256894361
too late fag >>256894262

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>>256894262
>>256894361
Broken home-mind

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>>256891450
>that intro song
>Mario Bros, the first game to feature Luigi, features that song as the game intro
>it's by Mozart
>it's in a Mario game
>Mario
>Mozart
>M
>Mozart wore red
>Nintendo's logo was red

Could Mozart still be alive?

I swear I'm seeing sponge on green and monstrous because no sleep

>>256892676
He sounds like a damn seagull

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>Daddy walks in

>>256893915
The version they did for the game was a lot better than the original english version was

>all of the games posted are jrpgs
Why am I not surprised

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>ITT: playstation games

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>Dad walks in
>P3
>Fighting some shadows
>"Why don't you use some magic?"
>I have Satan equipped

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>Dad walks in

>>256894768
>all of the games are on sony consoles

ftfy

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>Dad walks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cq8KxdSh2o

>>256894704
my girlfriend calls me daddy

it's kinda disconcerting

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>>256895216

What in the fucking is going on in this gif?

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>dad walks in
>pls no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HzfJcOCplQ

>>256895757

Arino pls

>>256895818
seems rather self-explanatory doesnt it?

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>>256891254
>roommate walks in
>have pic related on fullscreen on my monitor
Fuck me.

>>256895324
I have no son.

>>256895818
>gif

How cute, we got a newfag here.

>dad walks in

http://youtu.be/7r52gAs2N58?t=4m40s

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>>256895324
It's legal in my province. Eat shit pops.

>Mom walks out
>Wonder Pink introduced

dodged the fuckin bullet

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>>256895978
Desire to know more intensifies

>>256895818
>gif
You what nigga.

>>256896053
What province?

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>dad walks in

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>dad comes home

>>256896280
Ontario.
Legal to view.
Illegal to ship.

>>256896453
Do you have the chart that says where it's legal?

>>256896523
No, sorry boss.

>>256895324
WINNIN' SON?

>>256896453
I thought all loli was illegal in canada.

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>>256891450
>not Salieri walks in

>mom walks in

http://youtu.be/AddD0wbXtYU

>>256896620
Maybe in some places. It goes by province/state.

>>256896161
Well, I had my game on fullscreen and my roommate walked in at the most embarrassing moment in the fucking game and thinks I'm a furfag. The game is called Solatorobo: Red the Hunter.

>>256893446
that is not Yuna being a pop star. that is an imposter.

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>>256891254
Why do you just let your dad "walk in"? Don't you have fucking locks and knock on doors before you enter like civilized people?

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>>256892370
>world goes from being amazing post-apocalyptic land of zealots to world of diva bullshit faggots

Sin did nothing wrong.

>>256896328

>All these normalfags never had sex with their real dad

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>>256891670
It's dinner, bitch.

>>256896132
>Gf is a feminist
Not the DOWN WITH MEN type but the more annoying "Why can a guy do X but a girl cant"
"That's so sexist!"
>Playing W101
>She's just casually watching
>Wonder Pink intro
>I'm trying not do die laughing because I know she's mad af on the inside
>Goes into some baby rant about sexism

Not an entertaining story but oh well

>>256896826
I would have laughed more if it had said hail hydra

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>>256896964
>dating a feminist

>>256896647
Damn it, I fucked it up. It was supposed to start at 4:12

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>Dad walks in
>Calls me a loser who will never amount to anything and a disgrace as a son
>tips his fake beard and leaves

>>256897013
Hail Hydra isn't funny.

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>>256896964
>dating a feminist

>>256897169
maybe but i still would have laughed more

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>>256896759
>Only an ARPG
I expected something different, but I'll give it a whirl, always looking for new interesting shit to play

>>256895324
Holy shit

>>256895324

Joke's on you, my dad likes lolis too.

>>256897013
why

>>256892549
yeah, you and your son

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>>256896964
>dating a feminist

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>>256896964
It's like you want her to accuse you of rape. You deserve to rot in prison for being this fucking stupid.

>>256896818
I don't know about you, but I lived with my parents in an older house, so my room didn't get A/C. To get my room down to 80, I had to have my fan on high with the door open. I think that's why I'm so used to 85-95 degree summers now.

>dad doesn't walk in because he works 6 days a week and usually does errands and such on sundays
It's an abstract kind of feel.

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>>256896964
>Gf is feminist
>She's trying to explain sexism and the patriarch to me
>Stick both my hands in her mouth
>With all my might I rip her jaw off and separate it from her face
>Then I crush her skull like Isaac Clarke
>mfw

>>256896818
>having your video game systems and a tv in your room

get a load of richie rich over here

>>256893167
Hah hah oh wow

>>256896818
A lot of people don't close their doors or something as if they think if they did that, it means they have something to hide and they can't for the love of christ have ~secrets~ from their family
This isn't exclusive to america or anything, it's just dumbasses

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>>256892549
I like the way you think.

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>>256897296
Does mommy know?

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>>256891254
>tfw someone had to write this
>tfw someone had to voice act this
>tfw someone had to animate this
>tfw someone had to approve this

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>>256892676
Never gets old

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>>256897713
Well done anon. Now you have to take on feminism at its source.

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>>256896818
Bitch.
You never had black parents.

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>>256895324
Jesus Christ.

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>>256897861
>black parents

So is it true that blacks are very overly aggressive and always looking to start shit?

>>256897751

Duh, he married her when she was 16 and he was 34.

They had been fucking since she was 11

>roomate walks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz-XA1oMH3E

>>256897795
>tfw FFX came out before the Age of Good R34 and there is hardly anything of Yuna
feels bad man

>son walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

>>256895876
Dat sandy ass.
I love technology sometimes.

>>256898075
This some kind of trick?
FFVII came out much earlier and there's shitloads of porn of that.
All that's happening here is no one gives a fuck about Yuna.

>>256898087
Too many will not get this.

>>256898087

ANON DON'T LOOK

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>>256898087
I can only imagine the pain that anon still feels to this day

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>>256896964
>Dating a feminist
You had one job.

>>256897861
This shit right here. My dad knocks but it's rare if my step dad, mom or anyone else in my family does.

.>tfw mom walks in when I have jizz on my hand

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>>256898415

>>256898087
>>256898272
story?

>>256898415
>I am so fucked up

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>>256898015
That is my fetish.

>>256898087
GET OUT

>>256898296
S-sorry... But it's
ANON, GET OUT!

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>>256897971
Yep.
My dad broke my lock on the door while I was fapping.

Another time he hit me with a metal bat.
It almost broke my arm, but it was just a bruise.

>>256898494
I don't have the copypasta at the ready but he walked in on his mom on all fours blowing his dad when he got up to use the bathroom at night while playing Kirby Pinball

>>256898494
Long story short, Anon walked in on his mom giving head and that music was playing from his GB the whole time

>>256898415

>getting jizz on your hand

Get a load of this pleb. Its like you don't even know how to fap.

>>256898494
Some anon was playing the Kirby Pinball game and walked in on his parents having sex while that music played.

>>256897971
I don't know about niggers, but black immigrants aren't so bad. My mom has little patience for people's bullshit, though.

>>256898494
ANON GET OUT!

>>256898087
I wonder if he still hears the screams of his parents.

>>256898494
no

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>>256898494

>>256898415

You meme texted wrong.

>>256898646
Well how do you do it pro fapper

>dad walks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNauq6_9iP0

>>256898272
>>256898087
I haven't read that greentext in a long time

>>256898631
>Niggers

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>>256898631
I didn't think you'd so readily admit it. The fuck anon. This is going to sound racist, because it is but do you think blacks are so aggressive because they have large dicks?

>>256898638
>>256898645
>>256898652
>>256898675

>Spoonfeeding

>>>/knowyourmeme/

>>256897713
nothin personnel

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>>256896964

To be fair, Wonder Pink is a terrible character and the game would have been better without her.

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>>256898638
>>256898645
>>256898652
>>256898675
kek thanks

>>256898728

That game become infinitely more playable with the JP voices in the international version.

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>I don't play shit like JRPGs and KH so I'll never have to deal with shit like this

>>256898415
>dad knocks because he knows that feel
>mom just barges in
>one day just happen to be fapping
>about to cum, ivebeenwaitingforthis.webm
>hear mom outside door
>FUCK
>pull up shorts, still jizzing when she walks in
>shorts are undone, leaning forward to conceal the item
>she walks right up to me and sits next to me, asking me some shit i dont remember
if my mom wasnt ugly and fat and my life was an anime i would have gotten laid, but man that could have been bad

>>256898415
>my dad knocks twice rapidly and opens the door a split second later without waiting for any sort of reply
>no one else knocks
Why?

>>256898823
Fuck off

>>256898823
pretty obscure

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>>256898415
Oh god no. I just remembered something.

>just finished a fap
>mom knocks on door
>quickly clean up and answer it
>she's looking at telling me to do something with laundry or something
>all the while she looks like she's tired/depressed
>she leaves
>scratch my forehead wondering why she looked so sad
>there was a streak of semen on my forehead

Why.

>>256895324
Okay anon spill the beans
what gaem?

>>256895876
I'm less concerned about what he'll think about what's happening on the screen and more concerned about what he'll think about the music playing in the background.

>>256898721

point your dick at your face and swallow that shit down

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>>256898675

>>256898667
The difference is night and day, African immigrants are usually fuckin' baller people. Work hard too.

>>256898823
>>>/a/

>>256894101

I love Kamen Rider to death, but that game looks like garbage even for a musou.

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>>256898982

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>mom walks in when i'm playing horror game
>stands there without saying a word, watching over my shoulder
>don't know she's there
>jump scare in game happens
>i'm startled, i yell
>she yells louder
>i'm even more startled
>i flip the fuck out and jump back in my chair and run her over with the chair
it was that dumb fucking scp game in the stairwell fuck

>>256898982
How did it get up there? What the fuck were you doing?

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>>256898415
>tfw mom walks in when I'm about to cum
>her first instinct too anything is yelling
>yells so loud that my heart rate goes up and I cum without touching my dick
>"what the fuck anon? You need a girlfriend."
>slams door

The sensation from that was actually pleasing.

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>>256898823
piss off /a/

also:
>family walks in
"If I had better attacks on this route split, I would be using them"

>>256896328

I think he meant to say "He came home and beat me."

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>>256892676
Gilbert Godfrey? Is that you?

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>>256896964
>af
#YOLO

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>>256898982
>on my forehead
Impressive shot mate. How'd you manage that?

>son Skypes in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3shsnVtpE

>dad walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNauq6_9iP0

>>256899262

>not shooting your load on your own face

I bet you kiss girls too, faggot.

>>256897861

Well yeah.

Can subhuman apes even be considered parents?

>>256898821
Not him, but it's because they have shitty parents/lack of parenting. That goes for any person, but the major problem is the whole "black culture" thing pressed by Jews.

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>>256895324

>>256898931
Holy shit this

What the fuck is the point of knocking if you're just going to come in 1 second later anyways?

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>>256899274
Wincest when.

>>256895876
So is this a glorified fanservice game or there is gameplay?

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>>256898087

>>256899384
go back to /pol/

>>256899393
>>>/pol/

>>256899262
>>256899357

>How did it get up there? What the fuck were you doing?

Good question. My friend was telling about how flexing your abs boosts the distance. i was lieing down as well.

>>256897049
>>256897187
>>256897358
>>256897713

You do realize the vast majority of girls these days are "feminists". It's a cruel world brahs. They all think they're special snowflakes because they like Dr. Who and Sherlock or some shit and browse Tumblr.

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>>256899518
>taking the bait
great now our thread's derailed

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>>256899393
Are you sure? Cuz if I had a bigger dick I'm 100% certain I'm be a bigger asshole. I suppose it makes sense to blame the Jews what with them being responsible for feminism too.

>>256899274
Congrats. You know the voyeur's feel.
>fapping to bad things
>hear footsteps outside in hallway
>think about what if i got caught
>jizz in fear
adrenaline is a hell of a hormone

>>256891450

>all le wrong generation in the comments

>>256899518

>nigger literally admits his dad is a god damn ape
>g-go back to /pol/

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>>256899384
Please go back to /pol/.

>>256892370
I remember seeing clips from that when they advertised it during WWE

Two times

Every

Fucking

Break

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>>256896964
Thank you for the laugh.

>>256899446

are you stupid?

fanservice IS the gameplay

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>>256899360
goddamn

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>>256898753
Yep
>>256898821
Haha.
I think it's evolution.
A lot of these black girls got an ass that a normal 5" couldn't even scrape.

Also, we are aggressive because that is how the streets raise you.

>>256899357
6

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>>256899587
Then don't fucking date them. Do you need to get your dick wet that badly?

>>256899694
>>256899518
>>256899565

Fuck off buttmad nigger, everyone shares the same hatred for niggers on 4chan, it isn't exclusive to /pol/ no matter how much yo samefag.

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>>256899662
>Kefka3 weeks ago
>Could Mozart still be alive?
>Kevin N3 weeks ago
>He's working on a decomposition right now, in fact.

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>>256892072
>whose winnin?
my grandpa used to ask this when he saw me playing WC tides of darkness. I miss you grandpa...

>>256899694
>not going to /pol/
>being a degenerate

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>>256898982

>>256899790

The companionship is nice though. Plus they'll probably grow out of it.

>>256899572
Why did you fap lying down? Do you not fap to porn? If you do then how do you watch it lying down (On your back I presume)?
I need to know because I can't fap without porn and I can only masturbate anally lying on my back.

>>256898821
>This is going to sound racist, because it is but do you think blacks are so aggressive because they have large dicks?
There's no real backing to the whole "blacks have bigger dicks" thing.

>>256899941
With my phone.

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>>256899770
You're really going to blame evolution for why no one wants to talk to blacks? I don't like aggressive people. You can't be honest with them. That said I think it probably is just black culture. Thanks Jews.

>>256892676
>people will actually think this is some emotional scene.

>>256899619
Why would anyone ever be mad if they had a huge dick?

All the girth in the world can't plug that hole in your heart.

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>>256895324
>>256895324
That reminds me, does anyone have the video where it goes ONEE-CHAN~! Then some black guys come on and say
>NIGGA WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

>>256892370
I used to just put this disc in to watch this opening
idk why I like it so much, but I do

>>256900047
>that comic
subtle

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>>256898982
>there was a streak of semen on my forehead

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>high school
>dad walks in on me laying in bed playing one of the Phoenix Wright games
>sweltering hot so I wasn't wearing pants
>spends the rest of the day making jokes about washing my hands

>senior year of high school
>fucking a guy a year younger than me
>we're trying to keep it quiet
>older sister barges in and sees
>closes the door slowly after apologizing
>this kills the mood, we get redressed and I try to sneak out for drinks so we can watch a movie instead
>hear a faint buzzing as I pass her room

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>>256899357
>3

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>>256899935
You're just a slave to your dick anon. They won't grow out of it anymore than you'll grow out of wanting sex. Women have always played the victim and will continue to do so from now until kingdom come.

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>>256900067

>All the girth in the world can't plug that hole in your heart.

>>256899357
That chart is pretty fuckin accurate. I've came directly into my own mouth before and immediately after thought about killing myself.

>>256900184
>hear a faint buzzing as I pass her room
Should've gone for the 3-way bro. Wincest is best cest.

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>>256900067
>>256900067
>All the girth in the world can't plug that hole in your heart

Please stop

>>256898984
Naisho no Naisho!

>>256900184
Disturbing... Remember that you sister visits you when she's horny.

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>>256895324
what in the unholy FUCK

>>256900067
The word is aggressive. You can talk shit because you got a big dick. Makes you full of yourself.

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>>256898638
>>256898645
>>256898652
>>256898675

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>Mom walks in
>"Ian, I thought I taught you to be nice to girls."
>"They're evil."
>"Oh okay."
And thus nobody gave a fuck that day.

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>>256899436
Never
I can't get into her tits because she had breast cancer and got both nipples removed
but fuck me, she has big fucking tits

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>dad walks in

>>256900491
>w-w-wahhhhh don't spoonfeed ;_;

>>256900184

She just wanted to join in.

>>256900491
fuck off autismo

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>dad walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGfrs4uLGbI

JRPG's are such a source of dad-walks-in moments.

I think it's because Japs never see their fathers

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>>256900545
>furry
>shitty vidya reference

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>>256891254
>playing the game alone in my room like always
>this scene starts playing
>MOM WALKS IN

Like fucking clockwork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-vThVLjgw

>>256900491
>>>/a/

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>>256900545
>huge success
At making your father wish he hadn't made so many mistakes with you.
Also the three best all togther

>>256896328
I don't even care that it's ponyfags this shit is great

>>256900608
>Not wanting to keep the socks on
What a fucking casual

>>256900312
She has a nice body but my dick was deader than disco after she walked in on us. Plus the guy I was with is full gay, not into women at all, and only bottoms. Would be awkward.
>>256900587
If I was going to fuck her I'd want to do it one-on-one.

>>256900491

This isn't /a/ retard

Go back to crying over how you all fucked up sadpanda thanks to your elitism

>>256900608
>wanting the stocking off

what the fuck

>>256900608
>"Whoever's talking is a huge faggot, son"

>>256900545
>thing that bothers me most about this image by far is the epic vidja gaem reference
thanks /v/

>>256900608

Who wants the stockings off?

Stockings are fucking hot.

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>had a kid young because I'm an idiot
>walked in on her masturbating this past weekend
More than anything it just made me feel old. Feels like just yesterday I was the one trying to sneak a jerk in during summer break.

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This thread reminds me of when my Dad walked in on me fapping
>Nice and calm one evening, bored, decide to fap
>Dad suddenly comes in
>I try to pull pants up and change screen at the same time
>He makes me show him what was on the screen
>Pic related
>He just mumbles something, says "okay then.. go to bed" and walks off
How bad did I do?

>>256891964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVD2WPOfYGQ

I've permanantly associated that song with this video. Also, the very end:
>Dad walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_o_AozZwvk

>the part where you shake the controller to gyrate her hips
>this is a kids game

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>>256900732
>work/sleep all day
>stay up all night
>nobody ever walks in

>>256900064
It's no use anon, despite Tidus himself saying seconds earlier that the laughter is forced

>>256900732
What happened to sadpanda?

>>256900986
crap, didn't mean to reply

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>>256900959
You are a fucking idiot. Fucking having kids before you've secured your own future? Way to think on your feet you gigantic walking dick.

>>256900969
Could be worse.
>didn't have a password on my computer at the time
>left it downloading porn
>got a talk the next day about being careful about what I download.
It was some big-tittied chick getting railed.

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>dad walks in

>>256899357
90% of the time I jizz in my hand and lick it up.

The other 10 I usually have a tissue that in my pocket and use that.

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>>256898015
>fucking an eleven year old at 29
>parents consent to marriage
are you from the middle east or something?

>>256900969
>3DPD
Your dad is probably not as dissapointed, but your taste is shit.

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>>256900969
Not bad.
My mom once caught me fapping to SFW Nico Robin fanart. And by caught me fapping I mean caught me asleep with my hand in my pants while it was on the screen.

>>256898087
Goddammit

>>256901118
I never had a real future anyway. I was planning to get a job at the local auto plant, get a small apartment, and drink the days away until I built up the courage to kill myself. Instead, I got a job at the local auto plant, saved up and borrowed money for a small house, and put everything I had into being the best dad I can.

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>Sitting down fapping to something.
>I'm naked from the waist down. Boner proud at attention.
>I open another window to search for something else.
>Suddenly door bursts open and Grandma walks in.
"UP AP AH THERE'S AN INSPECTOR HERE TO FIX THE TOILET YOU NEED TO FIND THE CAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'LL ATTACK THE INSPECTOR!"
>Turn my head really slowly.
>Realize she is at my back, and it looks like I'm just sitting at my computer about to search for something.
"Um...okay Grandma..."
>She stands there...not saying anything. I have no idea why.
"G...go Grandma..."
>She closes the door leaving me still conceiled.
>I slowly turn back to my computer.
>My favorite page is a furry website...and taking up the whole monitor is a fox with huge tits.

>It's all ogre intensifies....

>Go down stairs and get the cat.
>Suddenly realize Grandma has Dementia...and has already forgotten the whole thing.

>The next day, I illegally install a one way locking door handle on my room.

I've never fapped so vigorously before. Best thing I've ever done in my life.

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>>256896328

>>256892370
I used to blast that song in the living room. Good times.

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>>256901145
Oh fuck I was expecting something cringeworthy, but the guy actually has some moves.

ahahahahahaha

>>256901146
>I jizz in my hand and lick it up.
I try, but I can't bring myself to do this. I try really fucking hard to be more gay but I just can't. It hurts to be this straight.

>>256899360

Oh my god.

I need to show this to some friends of mine who watched the show.

>>256897296
Hey, mine too. I did the math on their ages. My dad would have been 29 or maybe 30 when I was conceived. My mom would have been 12.

They still love each other very much and I have five younger siblings.

>>256900184
>mom and dad gone for a week
>be seventeen, sister is fifteen
>she wakes me up
>"anon there's someone outside!" in a loud ass whisper
>"go to bed, it's probably noth-"
>BANG ON THE FUCKING DOOR
>defcon fucking five
>panic
>go to dad's gun safe
>grab his shotgun
>feed some buckshot in there like a mother fucker
>go look out window
>some asshole there
>go to door
>"What the fuck do you want?"
>"eyy man eish gotta piss you got a toilet?"
>he then calls at my sister inappropriately
>'sir, please back the fuck off. I will call the police and if you try to attack me, I will fire"
>sees I have my father's shotgun
>fucks off
>sister behind me shaking entire time
>Tell her it's fine
>she's scared
>sleeps in my bed
>"maybe I'll have a man some day that'll protect me like you, Anon"
>hugs me in bed. hands on my chest
>noooooope
>nope nope nope nope
>"uh, sis. No."
>She looks embarrassed
>awkward next day
>never bring it up ever

>>256901254

How the fuck do you fall asleep while jacking off?

If I get stiff when I'm lying in bed it's literally impossible to fall asleep until I get it taken care of somehow.

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>>256901309
Well you may or may not have, but your chances are sure as fuck lower now! You're still a stupid fuck, and you need to be told you're a stupid fuck so you won't fuck your kid's futures by having six more little devils.

>>256901448
It ain't gay its masturbatein
also its not gay if a big part of your diet is fruit

>>256899174
I have something similar.

>playing chivalry, all amped up on caffeine
>I'm normally pretty jumpy, but caffeine makes it worse
>right as I launch a spear into a guys face, my dad walks in and sees and shouts "god DAAAMN"
>I scream like a bitch and jump out of my fucking skin
>we make eye contact, and he chuckles to himself and walks out

fuck you dad

>>256892676
At first I thought Drake gave some girl cancer

>>256901547
sleepy j

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>>256899357
>did 3 one day
>do it almost every day since

>>256901450
I'm pretty sure it's fake as the dad knows too much. Then again the guy showed his face.

>>256900094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

>>256901547
Probably happened after he came. Don't know how he'd do it while fapping.

>>256901474
>>defcon fucking five
So everything was normal?

>>256901474
>not having pasionate "we didnt just die" winsest

>>256901474
You fucked up. COMFORT HER

>>256901571
I don't want more kids. I didn't even want this one but she's here and I'm about 14 years too late to talk her mom into an abortion.

>>256901738
shit.

Sorry anon. Fucked that up.

I was playing a videogame that had it backwards and well...

>>256901145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs
Heard this in my head watching that, now I have to watch it again.

>>256901474
>defcon 5

so, the lowest level of national security?

>>256901592
What if I don't eat much because I'm too lazy to cook?

>>256900959

>walked in on her masturbating this past weekend

continue...

>>256891254
>playing 3ds
>dad walks by
>SO TASTY!

>>256901181

imma beaner m8.

Having never known my grandparents. I can only assume her parents didn't know until she was in her teens, if at all.

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>>256901448
It's only gay if it's someone else, faggot.

>>256901892
then it should taste like...uh....i dunno normal fluid
WATER thats what i was going for

>>256901753
>>256901739
Seriously, you can jerk it to incest in 2d and shit, but it's like none of you have ever had a healthy brother/sister relationship. It's disgusting.

>>256901882
I'm sorry again.

I should have known, but I played a vidya that the more you kill shit, the higher your level.

I'm embarassed.

>>256900094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po&list=UUZjVafXef3UlwcWL_XBz_2Q

>>256901863
Thanks doc

>>256901927
I opened her door and she was knuckle-deep in herself. It was awkward after. Not as awkward as the sex talk or the period talk or what have you but pretty awkward.

>>256896453
Bullshit.
Give me a source.

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>>256899357
2 and 5 reporting in

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>>256901772
Abortion is killing a baby no matter how you swing it, but you're still the fucking retard who lets your dick make your life decisions for you. I just hope she was drop dead gorgeous anon because your future doesn't deserve to get fucked up by a 6.

>>256901474
Why would you go out of your way to tell lies that make you look like a homosexual?

>>256899357
I always try 2 but end up being 6.

>>256898912
>looking at hentai casually
>dad walks in
>i continue to browse because my pc isnt facing the door
>reflection off the window behind me
>watching those chinese cartoons son?- literally what he said
>freeze up close out tell him awkwardly hehe yeah dad

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>>256899662
>Shio the goat4 days ago

>Why Rap musics are better then Clasical Music:

>#1 Why are clasical music so damn long? Whose going to sit around for 2 HOURS just to listen to one Mozurt song? Rap Music are just 3 or 4 minutes long so thats why its better

>#2 Why Clasical Music have no words? Didnt Mozurt have a story to tell with his song? I guess not. Rap Musics tells the story. Rap music is interesting, but clasical music not interesting because there is no story.

>#3 Clasical Music uses old fashion instruments like violin and trombone. Boring. Rap Music uses new instruments and you can dance to the beat sometimes. Rap Musics doesn't use trombones thats why its better.

>Thank you for reading my essay on why Rap Musics is better then Clasical Music.
>all those replies taking it very very seriously

>>256902073
give us a _/10 rating on your sis

>>256897971
No, not at all. My parents are fucking saints and are generally the nicest people I know.

Except my grandmother, she's sassy, in a witty comedic way.