What's the best weapon in vidya?

>>256867224
saving and loading, or analyzing how the in game environment works (mechanics and AI).

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>>256867224

Oh you fucker, I wasn't expecting anyone to take my idea seriously.

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>>256867224

Well... I think we can conclude that this is subtle enough for the mods, but also too subtle for actual unteralterbach fans as well. What a shame.

>>256869085
Welp, probably be best if someone screenshots the ACTUAL rod, maybe?

>>256869085
sorry, I played the game in german, so I don't recognize the filename.
why not have the general in /vg/?

>>256867224
idk how good is allthread at hitting people?

>>256869085
Is it the bar you stab the herring with?

>>256870036
Yeah

>Play through the game
>Get through loli scenes
>End bakers mom wants the D
>Go to gallery
>I'm missing one scene
>"hmm... how do I get the scene?"
>Find out it's a Steffi scene

I was fucking disappointed I wanted bakers scene so bad

>>256867224
OP, stop posting your mother's dildo and masquerading it as a weapon.

>>256869748

Threads are getting deleted regardless what board they go in.

>>256870036

It's from a krautchan creepypasta which was used in the game for one of possible the bad ends and later in the puzzle you mentioned.

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>>256870370
>missing out on that delicious cake
I feel for you, anon.

>>256867817
Worst girl

>>256871309
I think he wants to fuck nele's mother as do I

>>256870370
How do you get the nele scene i think i miss it

>>256871702
When devil girl invades you in office
Answer phone
>It's my phone
>Go investigate
>WACK!
>check up
>Go down to investigate
>I'll give you a creampie *Wink*

or something like that

>>256871309
Nele's mom scene is what I wanted. Nope, I get horse fucker, mentally disable skinny bitch, demon hag and stupid face steffi scene

>>256872035
I fuck up then I didnt answer will i still be able to beat ursula?
What about emily? How do I bone her?

>>256872576
Uh.. maybe. I boned all of them so I don't know if you can with less girls.

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>someone made this thread

reminder that majafags = MGS3Fags

>>256870963
Whats the name of the pasta

Kirby himself is a straight up weapon with stub arms and feet.

>>256872961
less girls give you less power so you have to answer better and hit better.

>>256874832
If you do it perfectly than you'll have 3 hearts left I think.

>>256873841

This is what I could find:

https://github.com/erlehmann/krautchan-kopierpasteten/tree/master/Strafen%20f%C3%BCr%20Kindersch%C3%A4nder%20(StudiVZ)

By the looks of things the guy in he game basically recites the entire thing.

Ok niggers better post some pics or this will end up 404 on its own
I would but i dont any in my phone

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>>256876390

Oh, ok then.

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>>256876390
what kind of pictures?

>>256873296
You monster

>>256876652
>tfw no milf baker scene

>>256876652
I lost my shit when that scene showed up

Outdated 2006 /b/ memes or not, this game really kept you on your feet

>>256877140
Oh god I just realized who she is I am retarded.

>>256877140
it just made me hate this new 4chan even more.

I miss all that kinda shit.

>>256876917
i was curious. I'm sorry

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>>256877510

>>256877592

To be fair I was wondering what the hell that question mark was as well.

>>256877510
>I am retarded.

I'm afraid so, she even sings the fucking song in game.

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Yes!
We are so delicious, and flat, flat, flat!
We are unstoppable, we in Unteralterbach
Small, delicious and flat, come, come, come to Unteralterbach
Uuuh
Yes!
Come to Unteralterbach
There are many Lolis
And we play tingly games.

So who is best girl /v/?

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>>256878031
Annemarie

>>256877818
Did it rhyme in German?

>>256878031
i liked the masochist girl.

>three hole whore

hehe

>>256878109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngn5Hos5Bsk

>>256878109
but she doesn't have cute pumpkin panties.

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>>256878240
The witches are second best though.

>>256878239
meant to reply to
>>256878152

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CywmOitVWk
Best track

>>256877818
The translation was so good and awful at the same time, I really felt like it added to the game

>>256878031
Henrike a best.

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>tfw you find out they're based on real girls

>>256878692
how so?

>>256878554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ucYdzmUeb0
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDI3x5WtHwM&list=UUhxeeG8dd5SswbirWkfRmpg

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>>256878692
>mfw

>>256878692
And that's a bad thing?

>>256878692
don't really care. never searched for them or try to find out who they are. story was decent, humor abd dialogue were great.

>downloaded this weeks ago after hearing it got translated
>it's been in there untouched
Is this week good, /v/? Will I get the jokes despite being here in 2010?

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>>256878692
>tfw know all the girls they're based off of
But not all of them are, like Kim and Annemarie

>>256878692

You might want to get your penis checked anon, it seems to be a bit misshapen, not to mention in the entirely wrong place in that pic.

>>256878443
this is from the game anon?
should I play it?

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>>256878823
#16 there is some solid chip tunes. I wasn't expecting something that well done in a game about lewd children.

>>256879084
I dunno, how SJW are you?

>>256879031
Can you list them off and possibly provide Wikipedia articles?

>>256879031
Question.
Are they based upon IRL cases of CP?
Heard something like that in a thread awhile back

What's so terrible about this game that makes the mods want to delete anything related to it? No, I haven't played it, I'm just curious how this game is any different from all the other loli-related things discussed on /v/ and 4chan in general.

>>256879179
not at all
but I remeber anons joking about it being illegal and tht got me worried

>>256879398
I would assume the art is too real, I know how stupid that sounds but hey mods

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>>256879398
This is why.

>>256879265
I don't think wikipedia has candy-doll articles

and sorry captcha being a bitch again

>>256879398
Mods are anti-loli SJW. They let pass a dozen Smash threads or marketing threads than on-topic discussion of videogames.

>>256879341

Laura is based on LauraB from CandyDoll, which is just modeling. Some people fap to it but it's not porn.

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>>256879164

All that effort and it plays for literally one scene in the entire game.

Same for the ace attorney parody tracks.

If you just had this song to base the game off of, what would you think it would be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEkfxpyTapo&index=40&list=UUhxeeG8dd5SswbirWkfRmpg

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>That horrendous art
>inb4 some faggot uses the U-UR JUST MAD B/C ITS NOT ANIMU
Get some fucking taste.

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>>256880205
That sounds like a beach-side level to a side-scroller beatem-em-up where you play an ice cream truck driver trying to get back his stolen ice cream truck.

>>256879341

None that I know of, but then Henrike being possibly based on someone is news to me.

Only likely reference to irl CP I know of is the USB cable in Huber's vest pocket.

>>256879520
It's a meme-ridden Pedo-simulator with bad art made by autistic Germans.
I'd stay away.

>>256880239
>Doesn't like the art
>Anyone who does must be plebs
Gr8 B8 M8

>>256880239
you get some fucking taste faggot

>>256880387
>>256879031
I heard she's some girl that went on webcam and complained about sexuality in children and pizza

>>256880239
Have you played the game? Shit grows on you.

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>>256880447
>>256880486
>>256880572
The characters look like ogres, I don't get how you can have taste this shit.
They look like Shreks babies

>dat fritz cameo

heh

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>>256880649
Oh my God.
Oh my God they fucking do.

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>>256867224
>Simple gewindestange
thats not a weapon anon, not more than a fucking normal metal rod.

>>256880649
Amusing analogy, I'll give you that. A bit over the top though, because Shrek's kids aren't sexy.

>>256880205

Honestly I would suspect it to be a loli game.

Which is kind of amusing considering the original tune is actually the Bavarian national anthem.

>>256880239
Shut up pussy you don't know any more about art than anyone else on this site you triple nigger

>>256880690
I couldnt stop laughing at that fucking card.

>>256880857
>because Shrek's kids aren't sexy.
And neither are the Unteralterbach garbage bin girls.
Get some taste, your latent Shrek diaper fetish is showing through.

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>>256880879
same

>>256880649
It's art m8
Everyone has different tastes

Gave me a giggle though

The funniest thing about the game is it has that sort of "King of the Hill" effect. Sort of like King of the Hill creates the most ridiculous situations just so Hank and his southern ideals can be the moral high ground and it just comes off as satire.

Unteralterbach does this but for pedophilia. Even somebody who doesn't agree with it can think it's funny because of how ridiculous the situation has to be.

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>>256881042
You know, for someone who doesn't like this thread, you certainly are spending a lot of time here.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

>>256880649
they dont look like that at all
>others like what i dont
>they are wrong
>only what i like is right

go be underaged somewhere else fag

>>256881052
>Everyone has different tastes
And if you like Unteralterbach, you have shit taste.
>>256881160
I'm trying to make you see the light and stop thinking Shreks children are attractive.

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>>256881042
Hey bro
you need to chill

>>256881258
No dude, they pretty much look exactly like that.
Get some actual taste my man.

>>256881286
>if you like something i dont you have shit taste

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>>256881286
That's a silly venture. Actively trying to change someone's tastes.

>>256881447
No, if you like something shitty you have shit taste.

>>256881409
this guy

>>256881286
Topkek
Go bait somewhere else man

>>256881653
You he's just stalling the thread after his report, right?

>>256881447
>if i dont like it, it is shit
confirmed you are an underaged faggot
have fun bieng a fag

>>256881653
Go have bad taste somewhere else man.

>>256881467
If I had brain damage I'd like Unteralterbach :^)
It's even worse than Katawa Shoujo.

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>>256881820
Oh, I'm sorry. Was this thread slot reserved? You should have left a sign. Sorry again.

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So, how do you guys want the next game to turn out? I know we're going to have some kike and Nazi lolis

also, ignore the shitposting. Niggers just trying to derail the thread

>>256882069
It's all bumps, baby. The thread is thriving.

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>>256880649

I honestly don't see it, pretty much the only way you to make the connection is through the noses, and even then only when they are facing the screen head on.

I really think it boils down to being bothered that they actually have noses instead of little black lines like your favorite chinese cartoons normally have.

>>256882069
It will probably take place at a waste treatment plant because Unteralterbach is shit.

>>256879398
lots of mods are Moots irl SJW friends

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>>256881947
What if all the girls in katawa Shoujo were crippled lolis?

>>256882157
See
>>256880239
The classic excuse of a bad taste Unteralterbach fag

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>>256882069
I want another game but at the same time I don't because I don't want to disappointed.

>>256882297

Because it is true jackass, explain why it's wrong instead of thinking you're clever for anticipating the criticism.

>>256882069
Is there going to be a next game? If so, I dont care as long as it is as funny as this one.

>>256882321
I'm just going to miss the original cast
Especially Emily

I don't know much of the developers, but can't see them fucking it up. They give me a vibe that they can come up with some good shit

>>256882516
Yeah, they're busy from what I heard, but it's coming

>>256882516

Anne Frank says he wants to work on it when he is less busy.

>>256882726
If they make a completely new story then that cliffhanger joke will get a million times worse.

>>256879002
It's 4chan at a better time.

If you don't get the jokes, you will at least know why old fags hate new fags.

>>256882893
Probably.
But, I think it's pretty much guaranteed to go from there.
Plus we might be able to fuge Ann Frank

How do you get the henrike scene?

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Annemarie>witches>Maja>Laura>Emily>Henrike>Nele>>>>>>>>Kim

>>256883396
You have to me as mean to the feminazi as you can.

>>256883421

Kim suffered from a lack of character development, you don't get any solo scenes with her until the day of her h-scene, which was the best one regardless though.

>>256883845
It would be so much better if the dialogue wasn't so forced.

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>>256883845
"I love you"
Fuck, my heart
Still wish she had pic related on her head instead of that dumb penguin

>>256884386
Other girls said they loved you but Bernd didn't react the same.

>>256884386
Is the stallman copypasta well known in krautchan?

>>256884690
Doubt it. I don't even think Stallman said it, as everything else he has ever written has been translated to 30 different languages. They actually use the gnu on the Unteralterbach website.

>>256885335
I think Stallman said something about how he calls linux gnu/linux, but the pasta itself is made up.