What's the best weapon in vidya?
Oh you fucker,
I wasn't expecting anyone to take my idea seriously.
Well... I think we can conclude that this is subtle enough for the mods, but also too subtle for actual unteralterbach fans as well. What a shame.
>Play through the game
>Get through loli scenes
>End bakers mom wants the D
>Go to gallery
>I'm missing one scene
>"hmm... how do I get the scene?"
>Find out it's a Steffi scene
I was fucking disappointed I wanted bakers scene so bad
Threads are getting deleted regardless what board they go in.
It's from a krautchan creepypasta which was used in the game for one of possible the bad ends and later in the puzzle you mentioned.
This is what I could find:
By the looks of things the guy in he game basically recites the entire thing.
We are so delicious, and flat, flat, flat!
We are unstoppable, we in Unteralterbach
Small, delicious and flat, come, come, come to Unteralterbach
Come to Unteralterbach
There are many Lolis
And we play tingly games.
The witches are second best though.
meant to reply to
>tfw know all the girls they're based off of
But not all of them are, like Kim and Annemarie
#16 there is some solid chip tunes. I wasn't expecting something that well done in a game about lewd children.
What's so terrible about this game that makes the mods want to delete anything related to it? No, I haven't played it, I'm just curious how this game is any different from all the other loli-related things discussed on /v/ and 4chan in general.
All that effort and it plays for literally one scene in the entire game.
Same for the ace attorney parody tracks.
>That horrendous art
>inb4 some faggot uses the U-UR JUST MAD B/C ITS NOT ANIMU
Get some fucking taste.
That sounds like a beach-side level to a side-scroller beatem-em-up where you play an ice cream truck driver trying to get back his stolen ice cream truck.
The characters look like ogres, I don't get how you can have taste this shit.
They look like Shreks babies
Oh my God.
Oh my God they fucking do.
thats not a weapon anon, not more than a fucking normal metal rod.
The funniest thing about the game is it has that sort of "King of the Hill" effect. Sort of like King of the Hill creates the most ridiculous situations just so Hank and his southern ideals can be the moral high ground and it just comes off as satire.
Unteralterbach does this but for pedophilia. Even somebody who doesn't agree with it can think it's funny because of how ridiculous the situation has to be.
You know, for someone who doesn't like this thread, you certainly are spending a lot of time here.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
>Everyone has different tastes
And if you like Unteralterbach, you have shit taste.
I'm trying to make you see the light and stop thinking Shreks children are attractive.
That's a silly venture. Actively trying to change someone's tastes.
Oh, I'm sorry. Was this thread slot reserved? You should have left a sign. Sorry again.
So, how do you guys want the next game to turn out? I know we're going to have some kike and Nazi lolis
also, ignore the shitposting. Niggers just trying to derail the thread
I honestly don't see it, pretty much the only way you to make the connection is through the noses, and even then only when they are facing the screen head on.
I really think it boils down to being bothered that they actually have noses instead of little black lines like your favorite chinese cartoons normally have.
I want another game but at the same time I don't because I don't want to disappointed.
I'm just going to miss the original cast
I don't know much of the developers, but can't see them fucking it up. They give me a vibe that they can come up with some good shit
Yeah, they're busy from what I heard, but it's coming
"I love you"
Fuck, my heart
Still wish she had pic related on her head instead of that dumb penguin
Doubt it. I don't even think Stallman said it, as everything else he has ever written has been translated to 30 different languages. They actually use the gnu on the Unteralterbach website.