Give samus some love.
that anon is right, we need some samus doing lewd things in full armour
fuck this world
Oh, sorry I messed up but have some samus tits as apology
Crossboard links are like this:
And please do keep zero slut Samus there.
>r34 artists aren't creative enough to make samus r34 in the suit
Porn artists are woefully uncreative in general.
I believe we are all familiar with the example of Nico Robin.
I'm pretty sure posts across boards have always required the prefix. Post number 1 on /v/ and post number 1 on /b/ are different posts, so just posting wouldn't tell the system that you were trying to link to /b/.
This is a reminder that Samus Aran is canonically a woman of average height with severe emotional problems that manifest in what can be reasonably called "daddy issues." She also joined the Galactic Federation military somewhere between fourteen and sixteen and quit not much time after, so that her father figure whom she bases everything around was only that father figure for at most two years or so. Also she is eighteen during her many adventures even though she is a veteran of a thousand battles and all of that. Finally, she likely has taken massive head trauma that forces her to forget that her archnemesis' main gimmick is coming back to life whenever he dies, which is the only reasonable way to explain why she is so surprised at Ridley in Other M.
With all of that said, seeing Samus as a severely traumatized and injured would-be bounty hunter who gets by mainly because of the power of her equipment is probably not what Nintendo intended.
>... joined the Galactic Federation military somewhere between fourteen and sixteen .... Also she is eighteen during her many adventures even though she is a veteran of a thousand battles and all of that.
>Shortly after Lily was born, she was entered into extensive training for her life in the Galactic Space Forces. Despite being only fourteen years of age, she has already seen combat in skirmishes as emergency support.
Can't you just imagine it. You slowly slip Samus' zero suit off her hips, but instead of human hairs marking her most precious place, a tiny, well groomed mound of soft feathers, brilliantly gold in color, meets your eyes.
Samus blushes, begging you not to look at her deformity, but instead of looking away, you brush you cheek ever so softly against them. The soft down tickles your skin, and Samus visibly shudders at your touch. The silky feel of them is intoxicating. After several minutes of touching, as Samus becomes hotter and wetter, you take a sudden initiative and whisper a request into her ear. Her eyes widen with shock, but she nods, and with astounding speed and dexterity, you pluck one feather out. She winces, but she's so senstive at this point a little fingering calms her back down.
You take that shining blond pubic feather and proceed to trace every inch of Samus' body with it. Along her legs and thighs, her inner arms across her neck, her eyelids, her ears, every crevice is explored. When you finally return to the feathers origin and, ever so gently, brush it across her clit, she finally can stand no more and comes all over your hand...
AND THEN SHE PECKS YOUR EYE OUT WITH HER FUCKING BIRD BEAK CAW CAWWWWWWW
>You're older than Metroid
>You have yet to be played with
>Metroid Original Trilogy on 3DS
>Zero Mission, Super, and a remake of II
>that samus head
They literally copy pasted that head over the original concept art
It looks retarded as fuck too
I'm a Sonygger and a Masterrace mostly, and I never played a Metroid game.
But I still think Samus is one of the greatest and most iconic characters of video gaming.
Happy Birthday Samus, maybe one day we'll play together.
I want a spinoff game featuring Cute Samus.
dumping 4koma because of this post
Reminder that samus will forever be known as a PTSD slut instead of a heroic badass due to brawl and other m.
Shit, I forgot I kept the raw too, oh well. The first one was for a game I think I prepared for story time, but didn't get to. I just want it to be known that >>256848241 took a long time to make up, but I don't know why.
Dunno. I always thought that if I really wanted to play that I should just get a Nintendo console, they're relatively cheap.
And yet I never did.
I don't think she'd like to play with someone like that.
Maybe next time Nintendo tries, there's always next time.
Story time will be at 7 oclock, EST
>trying this hard to justify not playing a GOAT series
That single zip file has every 2D Metroid in it, and a hacked version of Super with GBA-style controls. You have no excuse for not playing at least one of them.
I always thought a huge detraction of Prime 3 (and Prime 2 I guess, although its only in one unlockable scene) was the ZSS model. Prime 1's Samus model made her look like an actual human being, the ZSS looks like a Barbie doll.
I guess I have no excuse now, thanks for the link Anon.
H-here I go, Samus.
Will start from there then.
Since I am being disrespectful to Metroid, might as well go all the way. I'll be emulating this on my PSP. I tried searching the internet for a pic with Samus yelling "HERESY" or something, but no luck, so post Samus' face when.
>tfw the only thing I can remember when Zero Samus was revealed was a picture of Samus selling her "meaty farts"
If you read the interviews around the time Other M was released, especially the Iwata Asks interview, it's pretty clear that Sakamoto knows shit about his own franchise.
Samus was always intended to be an emotionally stunted character who preferred working alone to working with an army, but she was never portrayed as a damn neurotic.
I always wanted to get into Metroid but dont know where to start or what order to play the games in. Any suggestions? I've played through the Metroid Prime series and it was pretty great.
All of the games are good and worth playing. Don't at all worry about chronology, that doesn't factor into the gameplay at all.
Super Metroid and Zero Mission are a good place to start, they're generally considered the best. After that, there's the first two, which many people find overly difficult and aged (although I love them) and Fusion which many people find too linear (although I love it). Entirely depends on what you like in a game.
The Prime games are long for the series, each of the 2D games can be beaten in a few hours, so there's not a huge time investment.
The first game is a classic and no-joke, my favorite game in the series. Love the map, the music, the difficulty - just about everything about it. Wonky jumping physics aside.
Metroid 1-3 might be one of my favorite game trilogies out there.
>want to play Super Metroid
>doesn't work on my computer
Fucking shitty SNES smulators.
Metroid Prime 3 didn't work on my Trilogy .iso either, but I am downloading it's own .iso which should fix it.
How is it that Fusion Samus looks a lot less slutty than Zero Suit Samus despite the fact she's wearing less clothing?
Platforming video games have always been a favorite of mine. Mega Man (Classic, X, Zero, ZX), Castlevania, Mario, Cave Story, etc. This franchise has always been on the list, just never got around to it. Thanks for the suggestions.
I personally love it. It's not really the same style of game though, it's a super dark action shooting game, and it has a very depressing atmosphere.
Personally I think some music could have done it good.
Still awesome, though. It just bothers me that Metroid pretty much stole its ending entirely, and was the one to get famous for it. Especially since Kissy doesn't actually strip to underwear at the end of Baraduke, she just takes her helmet off. So if feminists used it as an example instead, they wouldn't have anything to complain about.
I too have never played a Metroid game but happy birthday Samus you sexy six-foot-three beast
Celebrating today by playing Metroid Prime on Dolphin for the first time
Feels good. Just got the Phazon suit, but I've heard I'll need 12 chozo artifacts, and I've only got 7
The ruins are telling me to take a trip to Magmoor
I wish sakurai anounced a new metroid character for smah.
Play some, they're great.
Some of you anons better be back here with some completion screens pics at some point!
Anyway, just for the record, you really don't need to play Metroid 1. Believe me, I would NOT be telling you this if I didn't think it was completely fine, I am a total chronological-order-purist.
But seriously, unless you REALLY want to see the stuff they updated from Metroid 1 to Zero Mission (the remake), it's not important. You can just play Zero Mission.
But still play Metroid 2 though. The movement is much more tolerable in that one.
Also, try not to spoil anything. The games are not that story-heavy, but man, when there is story, it's rad. It's also MUCH more effective if you don't see it coming. So try to be careful.
Good luck my friends.
>Not announcing Ridley for Smash on Samus's birthday
Dropping the ball, Sakurai.
You know the strategy, right?
Shoot its open mouth to stun it, then roll down its throat and bomb the shit out of its stomach.it's hard, but it really shouldn't take more than a few attempts.
Also, I think it's cute when her own face flashes on the screen, but I can't figure out exactly what triggers it.
It seems to happen most often with the Chozo Ghosts
Also, am I the only one who is sort of confused by the Chozo malarky? I've only been skimming the Chozo scans, but it looks like they could see the future and forsaw some great evil, so they built this huge fuckoff temple for the hero who would eventually defeat it?
fixed, next time don't post with shitty watermarks you nigger
This is not mine.
It's when very bright attacks happen very close to you. Face a wall a few inches away and shoot a charged shot at it.
And the lore is all foreshadowing the ending. They didn't build the temple for Samus, that's just where they lived, but they knew she would be coming to defeat the
not telling you, wait and see
>Implying I haven't beaten it
I said you don't NEED to.
Nah, she looks better in her ZSS form than she does in her robot form. Her robot form looks uninteresting and boring plus we already have Halo Mastercheif, who bares a strong resemblance to her armor but is actually more popular than she is.
Samus is a year older than I am and the first Metroid I played was Metroid II on my silver GB Pocket. Good times. Here's to you, Samus.
It's a lot more responsive and fast paced than what I would have expected, I am pleasently surprised. Also having played Castlevania, I finally know the Metroid part of the term "Metroidvania" and it's awesome.
For the record, that's not what it says on the original/
in an unrelated note, why is it so hard to find non-sexualized pics of Samus? It's the girl's birthday, and I generally respect her too much for that. She's a badass, please continue to post more badass Samus pics.
Onscreen white text implies the game has a good checksum. If you play romhacks you will usually get a yellow text (due to soft patching or hard patching)
Any other color text and the ROM will either not run or you will run into a lot of trouble running it
>SNES emulators other than higan
>emulators on the PSP
Why does /v/ have such terrible standards when it comes to emulation?
The thought of people continuously lumping in Metroid 1 and 2 with far shittier games, and ranking them below Fusion... People have no taste. Fusion is so damn lame.
Comparing an arcade game to a console game is silly. They do different things. The only point of commonality is that they start women protagonists in space.
>Nintentoddlers, Sonyggers, PC masterraces, Metroid fans, non-Metroid fans all coming together to celebrate the birthday of one of vidya's oldest and most iconic characters
I like this.
Best thread on /v/ ATM.
Happy Birthday, Samus. And when I said oldest, I didn't mean it in a bad way, 26 years is the height of your youth.
What do you mean? If it didn't turn on, it's only supposed to do that when you pick up the item.
>samus flashes sometimes
She's supposed to flash if she's in an elevator.
Welp, guess I'll dump this again, because I fucking love metroid. I can't wait to see what the next game will be like from that internal discussion talk from e3. I'd love a 2.5D metroid.
>It doesn't turn on even after I pick it up.
Well okay, that's pretty odd.
>Not according to what I've heard
What you've heard is wrong. Samus flashes every other frame if you're descending or ascending in an elevator, and that is definitely intended behavior.
Man I forgot how much I hate countdown timers.
Oh don't you worry anon, I plan to dump the entire thing.
>Samus and Joey story time
Kickass. I enjoyed the fuck outta that manga.
Are you using Europe's release date?
Metroid was released 1986? That's 28 not 26. NA release 87, that's 27. Euro is 88, that's 26. So either you're using Euro or you're terrible at math.
You'll have to adjust the settings for some games, but it even plays Kirby games full speed now if you do it right. The only game I absolutely can't get it to play is Star Fox.
Sorry for taking so long with this, by the way.
Pretty sure it's based on one of Fusion's completion screens.
The dracula penis guy was pretty good.
Thanks. The skin looks sick-- I main both Samus and ZSS. Odd thing is the only Metroid game I've completed is Super Metroid which I beat about an hour ago, lol. I plan to play Fusion and Zero Mission next.
I like this picture of Samus.
The boob squish is a nice touch.
Although I'm pretty sure her suit isn't flexible like that.
That seems like a pretty ridiculous generalization.
Notice how Samus appears transparent? That's because the video is 30 fps, while the game flashes at 60 fps. Interpolating a frame of Samus being fully opaque and a frame of Samus being fully invisible gives the effect of Samus being 50% transparent. This is the exact effect the game was trying to achieve in the first place, but couldn't because of SNES hardware limitations.
All I wanted from Sakurai was solid confirmation with no shadow shit about you know who. Even if just a boss.We didn't even get that. I'd have rather been 100% blown the fuck out than to constantly be ignored. At times I feel like I fell in love with the wrong damn franchise. Don't want to know how F-Zero, Mother, Star Fox bros feel.
Happy anniversary, Metroid. Nintendo may not want to give a fuck, but I do.
Anyway, so there is no way to get the flashing to go away, even if not transparent? Everytime I see it I get taken out of the game and just want to quit.
Does the official virtual store version do it too?
Not only is it disgusting, the fact that someone finds it attractive enough to make fictional characters with them, deliberately getting those ball piercings to recreate it, or constantly promoting it in models (i.e. Monroe) absolutely baffles and disgusts me.
Happy Birthday Samus
too bad you got butchered by having your creator go full George Lucas on you
Well, the specific placement is evocative of a Monroe piercing, which is itself evocative of Marilyn Monroe. Personally, I'd say that's a really terrible choice for a space badass.
Zero Mission was pretty good, too.
And yet it is still a far more polished game overall compared to either of them. Hell, you know that one "progress of Metroid linearity" chart? Take Fusion's linearity chart, and you roughly have the map for Metroid 2.
They are both optional as hell - the original Metroid especially since you get it for free with Zero Mission, which is already the original but better in pretty much every way.
I don't think it's ugly or disgusting or anything like that, but I'm bothered they went with such a cliche piece of character design. It'll be awkward if Bayonetta is in the game.
I remember seeing this commercial the first time in a movie theater lobby and getting super excited for Other M. Glad I didn't buy it day 1.
I'm pretty sure it's just one sad, lonely guy. Maybe he's aroused by posing a lifeless doll, or maybe he's aroused by the idea of other people masturbating to his weird doll poses.
>Metroid 3d ride
>One of those cool rides like the Transformers/Spiderman rides at universal. Its a mixture of 3d screen and a moving cart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SQtBh_LCNs)
>Screens of a Galactic Federation administrator prepping you for your mission while waiting in line
>Cart slowly taking you through Metroid areas. Its pretty relaxing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwHcH8cKf6k starts playing
>You are in the phazon mines. Glowing blue shit everywhere
>metroids fucking everyhwere
>a metroid lunges for the cart
>suddenly freezes from something off screen
>shatters from a missile
>MOTHER FUCKING SAMUS ARAN
>the cart follows her through another couple metroid areas
>cart grinds to a halt
>ITS FUCKING RIDLEY
>Samus fights Ridley right in front of you
>He picks up the cart and drops it, crashing through the ground
>"SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED. EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY"
>The cart moves faster then ever, going through all the areas you had already been through, but this time with samus jumping around fighting ridley as it goes
>Red lights flashing everyhwere
>Countdown from 5
>Cart launches off just as soon as it reaches 1
>Can hear a huge explosion behind you
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ZjyWma4P8 plays while you pull back into the docking station
What do you guys think?
Happy birthday, Samus, you goofy bounty hunter you.
A dude who hasn't played any Metroid games
P.S: Nice tits
Happy Birthday Samus/Metroid
You're one of the only Nintendo series I can keep playing and over and over and never get bored with.
Here's to a swift recovery of that last pile of shit that tarnished the franchise.
Anyone read that Metroid manga from like 1980? Cute as shit. It's called Metroid Shonen Oh Sorts, find it on Batoto or someone can dump it. Samus is a moe autist who likes round things.
I wish there were more humorous Metroid manga.
Mah nigga. It's a shame Byuu gave up on hardware-perfect emulation via BSNES though. I heard they were tired of people complaining about roms not working properly or something.
Was it because of Other M's reception that Nintendo shoved Samus under the rug? This series gets no respect. Granted I only played Prime Series and Super but from those I can tell the games are something special.
Dammit Nintendo. Not even a 2D metroid on DS and 3DS. I fear Metroid will go the way of F-Zero.
HAPPY NATIONAL (PRINCESS) PEACH MONTH EVERYBODY
Relax anon metroid is in the hands of Shiggy. Don't let the OM boogeyman scare you anymore
He'll make everything all better we just gotta wait and have faith