Come on /v/. Let's play instead of shitposting for a bit.
Mario Kart thread.
But I'm playing as the best princess
OP started the /v/eekend too early. It's only 3:30 on the Pacific coast, and 6:30 at latest on the east coast. Usually the threads start around 7-8pm central.
Do people mind Miis if they're vidya?
Miis are okay if they're funny, not waifu shit
So, all players are assholes then?
the worst part about /v/ is having to interact with those riddled with autism. on one hand yeah, I understand you can't help your condition. on the other hand, I wish you people would just stay within your native habitat, the sonic fan fiction forums.
I have her blocked on Nintendo Network.
> see mk8 thread
> alright time for a sweet friday night with the bros
> boot up wii
> skim through thread
> filled with shitposts
> turn off wii
> load up some xcom
> alright lets show those xenos what is what
If you respect the golden witch, she will not target you.
Because I love Shy Guy and it gives me the stats I am comfortable with.
Who here is a member of the glorious Wario master race?
I'm too used to inside drifting from Wii, so I stayed with it. Originally used the Sport Bike but I couldn't handle how orange it was, so I switched over to something a bit more plain. Metal tires just because it looks better than slim, and doesn't leave me at 3.25 acceleration.
>RNGesus fucks me over by giving me a coin and 2nd a red shell
>still make it to 1st
It's okay, I hate myself too
I like this room.
I love that fucking taunt.
>Invisible items after lightning
This has to be patched ASAP.
Is there a way to change the stupid control layout? I'd rather hold B to accelerate rather than A.
Also, is there a no items race?
>1st place throughout the race
>last lap, near finish line
Aye niggas im in this shit bro this is my first time playing with /v/
Im the shy guy so you guys can make fun of my autism. git ready to git rekd though
>Taking screenshots of your TV
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Here is the kong for your daily
or nightlydose of dong.
Prepare for my expanding dong.
>Being this inept
>Using autistic as insult
>Mfw Wario comm jewed you out of your prize money.
>Having to wait 2 weeks for Gaim
Phantoms don't have shit on TV-Asashi
For real, this is gonna be a long ass 2 weeks. Atleast I got battride war 2 to play and get my rider fix till then.
>8/10 people vote for Mount Wario
>Game chooses the one guy who wants DK Jungle stage
>Mount Wario is an option again
>9/10 people choose Mount Wario
>Miraculously, the game actually picks one of the Mount Wario votes
Damn, it was a really interesting international room, too.
Nope: there was a Japanese person, an Aussie, a Canuck (me), and a what-the-hell-flag-is-that (turned out to be Jamaica).
Come to think of it, that might explain the lag and comm error...
Desperately trying to catch up to Eggman in 2nd place on Mount Wario... I'm RIGHT behind him...
Inches from the finish line, red shelled.
Though at least I only went from 2nd to 3rd, not to 11th as is the usual practice.
I love this game.
>people can't play as their favourite characters
>playing Mario Kart 7 again last weekend with /v/
>feel odd cramping
>download Dracula's Curse recently
>try to play for awhile
>oh God why do my hands hurt
>my regular 3DS is too small for my manhands now
Looks like I need to get an XL now
>All those toadettes
I want to ram them all
>Only have around $12 of my paycheck after bills and shit to spend
>3dsxl is $200
Fuck my huge hands anyplace I can get one for cheaper?
That's right, you little bitch. Come back.
We're doing this again.
top kek. nah jk. Bad luck I suppose. I never attack one person. The only thing on my mind during races is how to best utilize my items and dodge other items. btw the I support the qt brigade :)
Dog took 1st at the very end of the last race after hitting Javi with a red shell inches away from the finish line, giving him a perfect 40 points.
Toad truly proved himself to be
>that bomb at the beginning of cheap cheap lagoon
>tfw I never got to 999-999 with him on the friendlist
I got pretty damn close, too.
Christ, nobody told me it was "everybody behind Plein gets a free red shell" day today.
You used my old OP image you retard, these are MK8/MK7 threads
>3DS ran out of power
Welp, guess I'm going to MK8
Welp, the 3DS battery was getting low anyways...
Somebody give me a course to TT, I'm bored.
Messed up on the second lap, I'l never get this down.