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A powerful wizard has agreed to grant you one wish, but only

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A powerful wizard has agreed to grant you one wish, but only if you can beat the last game you played on the highest difficulty setting without dying / failing. How fucked are you?

No reloading or restarting either.
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>Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Should be possible if I'm careful enough
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>>255496989
>Bravely default
Guess I would've too grind for a year or so, but its probably worth it.
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DQMJ2.
Piss easy. There's no difficulty settings and the main game is easy as hell as long as you keep synthing monsters.

Now I'll finally have my dreams come true!
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>>255496989
>XCOM
fuck you too
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>>255496989
>hyperdimension neptunia
fuck i just pirated it to see how it was
did not really notice any difference from easy/normal/hard so i schould not have any problems
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One Way Heroics

I've been playing around with maniac mode and I think I'd have a decent shot if I don't have a shit beginning with hunter
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>BF4

Well that was easy.
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>>255496989
>only if you can beat the last game you played on the highest difficulty setting without dying / failing.

Oh.

>How fucked are you?

You tell me. Yesterday I played Gone Home.
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>Ultimate Crab Battle

It'd be rough, and I probably wouldn't be able to pull it off.
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>>255496989
>Magic 2015
>Already done.

I wish the person who thought leaving Two-headed Dragon, and Commander out from the game to be spanked, and not in a sexy way.
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>>255496989
EVE.
Let this fucker beat it himself and I will watch.
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>>255496989
Kingdom Hearts DDD on Critical?
Can't die atleast one time
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>>255496989
Cs go

Hmmm
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>xenonauts (modern remake of xcom 1994)

nah its cool, i didn't want the wish anyway
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>Mass Effect 2

Arguably the hardest Insanity setting in the series, but I can just NG+ my Sentinel file in and be able to take down anything.
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>Persona 4 Arena

I suck at fighting games. I'm fucked
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>>255499584
done
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>>255496989
>Fez
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>Binding of isaac
So i just have to get a good run? Easy enough.
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>metroid prime 2: echoes
Bring it on!
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>>255496989
harvest moon, friends of mineral town
easy
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plague inc

easy as fuckkkkkk
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Warcraft 3. Im fucked i suck at RTS
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>>255496989
>minecraft
Welp
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>>255496989
>Battleblock thatre

Fuck
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>MH3U
Does that mean doing G-rank solo?
fuck i haven't even killed ceadeus yet
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>Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

shit.
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>Battleblock Theatre
Pretty fucked, I'd say.
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>Space Station 13
Come on wizard.
Come the fuck on.
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>>255499525
>Ultimate Crab Battle

Am I in 2005?
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>>255496989
>Ultra Street Fighter 4

I'll take one waifu Mr. Wizard
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Stalker:CS
no way, I can't do it
too much bullshit in this game to dodge it all
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>>255496989

>Diablo 2

Not at all. Necromancer can easily beat the game without even getting touched.
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I know this game like the back of my fucking hand. Yay for a free wish.
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Umvc3 arcade mode.
looks like I just got infinite wishes.
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Does TF2 even have a "highest difficulty"?
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>Civ 5
As long as I don't have to play against Ghandi, I can cheese out a culture victory.
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>Risk of Rain
Ehh... Does highest difficulty include all artifacts? If not, I should be fine. Just go Sacrifice/Glass/Command and pick an ezmode character like Huntress.
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>Tactics Ogre: LUCT

I hope the wizard won't be mad if I neglect wizards in favor of an army of archers.
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>space station 13
>the difficulty comes from grey tide shitlers
most jobs ill be able to hide in a dungeon, but thats only if there isnt a massive shitlord wizard or nuke ops
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>>255500773
on Deity?
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>>255500067
dat boost guardian though. shit man... id be fucked.
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>>255500934

lets mix it up a bit

>the difficulty is you are the only traiter

>must complete all objectives

eyy
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>Fate Extra
Walkthrough here I come
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>fallout new vegas
All i have to do is run
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>dota
I tell him the only winning move is not to play.
To which he would nod, and shower me with bewitching wenches, in addition to my wish.
I'd wish for a deathnote that lets me kill people by writing down their steam name
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>Perfect Cherry Blossom

I... I got this. No worries. haha
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>Terraria
I havent even beaten plantera, and I'm struggling on hardmode. And I wanted that wish so badly...
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>>255501292
10/10
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>>255501131
only tator? im not very stealthy but i can hold my own in a fight, would probably get murderboned on the escape shuttle with an "escape alive" objective, though
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>wonderful 101
I'm fucked
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>Civ V
welp
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>Ace Comabat Assault Horizon Legacy

Got this in the bag. Already doing it now in fact.
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>>255500301
g-rank solo is easy as piss m8, just git gud
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>>255496989
Shin Megami Tensi IV
Not without DLC I couldn't
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>>255499782
fuck that game on insanity its not even a challenge everyone just basically one shots you until you upgrade enough shit
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>>255500994
I don't know honestly. I've never played past Emperor.
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>Ace Combat Infinity
Buckle up, nugget, we're gonna be waiting around for a while.
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>>255502242
not a chance, higher difficulties make the AI broken OP
sorry but you're not getting that wish....unless you play on archipelago
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>TW2
Doable
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>Ys Seven on Nightmare
bitches don't know bout my Flashguard
i got this
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>Ys Origin

FUCK. Maybe if I SUPER GRIND.
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Abe's Exoddus.

No, i'm fucked.
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>>255496989
>EUIV

Easy as pie. Pick France, win.
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>>255496989
>Civ 5
Fuck
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>>255502690
>win
I though there was no win condition in EU
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>Borderlands 2

Eh, fuck you wizard
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>Animal Crossing New Leaf

How do I win?
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Skyrim

Thanks for the free wish. I wish for all present and future Dragon Quest games and spin-offs to have absolutely astounding localizations for the rest of forever.
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>>255502892
Oh fuck my bad it was SKULLGIRLS

HAHA COME AT ME WIZARD BRO
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>>255496989
Xcom: enemy unknown
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>Saints Row 4

I feel like I'm riping you off Mr. Wizard
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New vegas? Fucking easy. I just build my cheesy 10 luck build and drain every casino then buy a bunch of energy weapons.

Ez Pz
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>>255501292
Holy shit thats so accurate and a 10/10 wish
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>>255496989

Ikaruga.

FUCK
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Well the last game I played was ck2
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>>255503460
It won't work against bullet sponges on Very Hard. You're fucked, Anon.
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>>255496989
Sins of a Solar Empire:Rebellion

New player, Vast 10p, flagship mode

aw fuk
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>>255496989
Civ 5
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>>255501127

I never got all this 'Boost Guardian is hard' stuff, I always found the Chykka (?) much harder.
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>>255503824
Gauss gun was here. Lol
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>>255503824
With 10 Luck he can get both Miss Fortune and Mysterious Stranger to help out with that at least...?
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>Tomb Raider

I'm set.
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Fire Emblem Awakening
Lunatic +
No dying
thanks anyway wizard
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God Hand.

I should jut tell him to not even bother.
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>>255502828
There's a score and you can get 1st place.
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>>255504123
With all dat casino dosh i can get various van graff energy weapons. Including the plasma caster
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>dwarf fortress
But wizard, you can't win without dieing.
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>>255503460
never thought about doing something like that.
i should try that when i get the hankering to play NV again.
whats the build stats?
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DooM 2

I'm doomed
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>CSGO
how do I even beat this?
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>Metal Gear Solid IV

If I just shoot everybody in the back of the head with a suppressed P90 it should be pretty easy.
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>>255504708
Enjoy your bike ride!

And Liquid!
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>>255502958
Having fun.
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>>255499676
Bots on highest difficulty? Would have to play safe.
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>>255504619

>MAP 29 on nightmare
NEVER AGAIN
NEVER EVER AGAIN
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>>255504627
Highest ranking comp match

Enjoy the aimbots
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>>255496989
>Morrowind
>get the free daedric weapon from Vivec from telling the guy about the cave near Balmora
>have alchemy as major skill
>win
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>>255501471
>UFO

sure thing wizard, no problem
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>>255505245
How do you even get this far in nightmare mode ? Do you speedrun your way out of everything ?

I've beaten the game in Ultra-violence many time but I never really bothered playing nightmare mode. I feel like I should do it once before I die though.
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Chrono Trigger.

I think I'll be okay.

I just did a clean run of it yesterday. Didn't die once.
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>>255496989
>Fire Emblem Awakening
>highest difficulty setting without dying / failing
>No reloading or restarting

I guess my dreams will stay dreams for now.
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This

I'm fucked right?
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>>255505648

Pretty much. Don't bother stopping to clear a room unless you absolutely have to. Never stop running. Kill anything that can use hitscan attacks. And know your health and armor locations.
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>>255496989
>dwarf fortress
But...there's no winning condition...
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stalker shadow of Chernobyl.

I wish the zone to disappear.
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>Skyward Sword on Hero Mode
Oh man do I wish for money or superpowers, oh fuck.
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>>255506302
Welp, this thread was a sign.
Now is time for me to beat Doom 2 on nightmare mode and check something out of my things-to-do-before-dying list.
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>>255496989
>Crashmo/Pushmo

I´m pretty sure I´m fucked
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>>255500530
>implying you won't die like a bitch in the Lake Jyuun dungeon
>Implying you'd even make it past Bon Bonne
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Vanquish on god hard. No wish for me
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>>255496989
>Pokemon X

Free wish, pretty much.
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>Megaman Battle Network 2 on Hard Mode
Yeah no, fuck tha
>Gater
aw yeh gurl
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DQ5.

I'm doing well so far, but I don't know if it'll stay that way...
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>>255506783

Good luck, and don't get discouraged no matter how loose and raw your anus becomes.
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>>255496989
>Bayonetta
>2 Gracious 1 Glory on Route 666
Status: fucked. Very little chance I can get through the entire game without failing.
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>>255507193
>level 2
>hitscan everywhere

what have I gotten myself into
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>overgrowth
I pirated it and that shit didnt work, googled the error code and the developers response was "go to our super secret forum for the answer."
So basically, I have been taught never to buy from furries.
As far as the last actual game I played, It was warband, so Im fucked either way.
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>>255496989
>contra 4 for the DS

Fuck.

Granted I JUST got the game today, but I haven't even beaten the first level on easy.
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>metal gear rising
Oh god.
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>Pokemon Black 2 with a Lugia imported from Dream Radar

Guess I'm getting a free wish.
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>Oblivion
>Level up Alchemy to max for mad dosh by going to towns and buying all of the food items
>Spam Beguile on an NPC to max out Illusion for cheap Invisibility and Paralyze
>Get Restoration training from all those extra levels to Fortify Speed
>Close Oblivion gates by going sanic speed past all of the enemies
And then I wish to obtain my character's abilities and her appearance.
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I was thinking, Wouldn't the best wish be extreme good luck?

I mean, you could do almost anything with that
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>>255496989
F-Zero GX
I've done it before a while ago
I'm probably shit at it now
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EU4

I can't lose. It's impossible for the player to be annexed.
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>Code Veronica
Playing it for the first time. Had to google now how hard is hard mode and apparently there isn't one, which is bollocks. I guess then I would be alright - I'm already at Chris part and I had no problems whatsoever - there are tons of ammo and knife seems like the most powerful amongst RE games.
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>Journey
Id like my wish now please
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>>255510164
>oblivion
>cheap your way to first oblivion gate
>reset until chameleon stone
>mad stealth
>magic invisible hitting machine
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Witcher 2
Letho will fuck me up in the first chapter due to the horrible artificial difficulty
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>>255496989
>Dishonored
Easy shit yo' on Very Hard and Ghost mode.
I haven't died at all and I've only reloaded saves when I get caught.

Not fucked at all.
And the wish I choose is to make my waifu exist and be in a relationship with me because I'm a giant faggot.
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>>255510508
No reloading though. You have to use what you get
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Tomodachi Life.

fug
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>>255510204
It's one of the best choices if you only get one wish, and the standard restrictions apply (no wishing for wishes, no wishing for reality bending powers, etc). You could do everything without fail, everything would always be in your favor, you could be lucked into anything you wanted.
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>>255510508
He said no resetting, though. But I would enter the Mages' Guild and make a 100% Chameleon Spell, or enchant some clothes with Chameleon.
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>>255496989
mount & blade warband
pretty fucked. 200% damage to self is bullshit levels of artificial difficulty. doable but I'm not that good
I guess since you can't die I wouldn't fail, strictly speaking, but I'd be at it for ages
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>Dwarf Fortress
What counts as victory even?
Colonizing the Circus?
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>M&B warband
>camp>retire from adventure
Free wish
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>>255510401
Oh, and my wish depends on how they are made.

I will wish for 10 million in my bank every month. Unless people would start asking me how I get the money and the bank would get suspicious. Depends on how "realistic" this fucking wizard wants to be with the wishes. If this is the case I will wish for the power to turn invisible (Along with my clothes) whenever I want
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I don't even think Bully has a harder difficulty. Should be easy.
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>>255510786
Debit Card / Wallet that always has the exact amount you need, is soulbound/can never be lost or stolen.
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>>255511331
For a harder difficulty, you have to touch a little girl's ass whenever you see one
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>>255511017

Being the last living thing in adventure mode.
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>>255511386

I'd rather be ridiculously lucky than have a source of infinite cash. At least being lucky can't get you vanned by the FBI.
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I really lucked out on this. I don't know what I'd wish for though.
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OlliOlli

No wish for me, I fucking suck at the game.
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that Mickey game on ps+
cool
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>>255511686
>implying I don't already
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Sin and Punishment 2.....

I don't stand a hope in hell, I can't even beat normal without dying at least once, mostly cause of that stupid boxing match boss towards the end.
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>Purseowner 3 FES
As long as I don't get unlucky with mudo, hama, or almighty stuff I'm good
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>>255511935
wishing for ice cream btw
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>>255511739
nah lucky would be the FBI vanning your neighbor or something
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Recently went back to see what have become of TF2.
I'm pretty sure I'm ok.
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>>255496989
>risk of rain
i want a good CUHRAYZEE wizard game
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>Lucius
That wish as good as mine
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>>255496989
>Euro Truck Simulator
Is it even possible to beat it?
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>>255514000

Dual-track drifting at 150+ MPH.
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>Thief 2
well, SHIT
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