A powerful wizard has agreed to grant you one wish, but only if you can beat the last game you played on the highest difficulty setting without dying / failing. How fucked are you?
No reloading or restarting either.
>Mass Effect 2
Arguably the hardest Insanity setting in the series, but I can just NG+ my Sentinel file in and be able to take down anything.
I know this game like the back of my fucking hand. Yay for a free wish.
I tell him the only winning move is not to play.
To which he would nod, and shower me with bewitching wenches, in addition to my wish.
I'd wish for a deathnote that lets me kill people by writing down their steam name
>Perfect Cherry Blossom
I... I got this. No worries. haha
>MAP 29 on nightmare
NEVER EVER AGAIN
How do you even get this far in nightmare mode ? Do you speedrun your way out of everything ?
I've beaten the game in Ultra-violence many time but I never really bothered playing nightmare mode. I feel like I should do it once before I die though.
I think I'll be okay.
I just did a clean run of it yesterday. Didn't die once.
>Fire Emblem Awakening
>highest difficulty setting without dying / failing
>No reloading or restarting
I guess my dreams will stay dreams for now.
Pretty much. Don't bother stopping to clear a room unless you absolutely have to. Never stop running. Kill anything that can use hitscan attacks. And know your health and armor locations.
Welp, this thread was a sign.
Now is time for me to beat Doom 2 on nightmare mode and check something out of my things-to-do-before-dying list.
what have I gotten myself into
I pirated it and that shit didnt work, googled the error code and the developers response was "go to our super secret forum for the answer."
So basically, I have been taught never to buy from furries.
As far as the last actual game I played, It was warband, so Im fucked either way.
>contra 4 for the DS
Granted I JUST got the game today, but I haven't even beaten the first level on easy.
>Level up Alchemy to max for mad dosh by going to towns and buying all of the food items
>Spam Beguile on an NPC to max out Illusion for cheap Invisibility and Paralyze
>Get Restoration training from all those extra levels to Fortify Speed
>Close Oblivion gates by going sanic speed past all of the enemies
And then I wish to obtain my character's abilities and
I can't lose. It's impossible for the player to be annexed.
Playing it for the first time. Had to google now how hard is hard mode and apparently there isn't one, which is bollocks. I guess then I would be alright - I'm already at Chris part and I had no problems whatsoever - there are tons of ammo and knife seems like the most powerful amongst RE games.
Easy shit yo' on Very Hard and Ghost mode.
I haven't died at all and I've only reloaded saves when I get caught.
Not fucked at all.
And the wish I choose is to make my waifu exist and be in a relationship with me because I'm a giant faggot.
It's one of the best choices if you only get one wish, and the standard restrictions apply (no wishing for wishes, no wishing for reality bending powers, etc). You could do everything without fail, everything would always be in your favor, you could be lucked into anything you wanted.
mount & blade warband
pretty fucked. 200% damage to self is bullshit levels of artificial difficulty. doable but I'm not that
I guess since you can't die I wouldn't fail, strictly speaking, but I'd be at it for ages
What counts as victory even?
Colonizing the Circus?
Oh, and my wish depends on how they are made.
I will wish for 10 million in my bank every month. Unless people would start asking me how I get the money and the bank would get suspicious. Depends on how "realistic" this fucking wizard wants to be with the wishes. If this is the case I will wish for the power to turn invisible (Along with my clothes) whenever I want
Debit Card / Wallet that always has the exact amount you need, is soulbound/can never be lost or stolen.
I really lucked out on this. I don't know what I'd wish for though.
>risk of rain
i want a good